Joy of Kosher: Fast, Fresh Family Recipes

DEDICATION

This book is dedicated to Henry Kauftheil,

a visionary, a mentor, an amazing person.

As chairman of Kosher Media Network, Henry believes in the mission of bringing kosher food to the mass marketplace. He is devoted to his family, his friends, and the countless individuals who turn to him for aid, and most of his time—day and night—is dedicated to chessed and tzedakah, the Jewish formula for tending to the needs of others in a manner that respects the dignity of every individual and the nobility of all God’s creations.

Everybody who knows him loves and respects him. It is impossible not to.

Contents

DEDICATION

INTRODUCTION Confessions of the Bride Who Knew Nothing

HOW TO USE THIS BOOK

Equipment and Ingredients List

ABOUT THE KOSHER THING

SOUPS AND STARTERS

MEAT

Crystal Clear Chicken Soup with Julienned Vegetables and Angel Hair

DRESS IT DOWN Chicken Noodle Alphabet Soup

Cocktail Meatballs with Sweet ’n’ Sour Sauce

DRESS IT UP Deconstructed Meatball Bruschetta

Ktzitzot (Israeli Mini Burgers)

DRESS IT UP Hummus-Topped Ktzitzot

Anita’s Lachmagine (Miniature Ground Beef Pies)

DRESS IT UP Pine Nut Lachmagine with Parsley Tahini

PAREVE

Eggplant Caviar

DRESS IT UP Eggplant Caviar Crostini

Lemon Lover’s Hummus

DRESS IT UP Tricolor Hummus Trifles

Falafel Poppers with Lemon Sesame Schug

DRESS IT DOWN Falafel Sandwiches

Cilantro Corn Cakes

DRESS IT UP Cilantro Corn Cakes with Avocado Aioli

Tropical Fruit Guacamole

DRESS IT UP Deconstructed Tropical Guacamole

Uputzi’s Vegetarian Chopped Liver Pâté

DRESS IT UP Vegetarian Chopped Liver Pâté Bread Cups

Baked Herbed Gefilte Fish

DRESS IT UP Baked Carrot-Stuffed Gefilte Fish

Fancy Crudités with Garlic Ranch Dip

DRESS IT DOWN Quick Crudités

Chilled Coconut Berry Soup

DRESS IT UP Fruit, Flower, and Mint Ice Cubes

Baked Sweet Potato Chips

DRESS IT UP Purple, Orange, and White Chips (Dairy)

DAIRY

Cool Cucumber and Avocado Cream Soup

DRESS IT UP Cool Cucumber and Avocado Cream Shooters

Smashed Red Potato Nachos

DRESS IT UP Nacho Potato Bites

Poppy’s Sour Cream Potato Soup

DRESS IT UP Poppy’s Potato Soup Cups

SIDES AND SALADS

MEAT

Triple Deli Pasta Salad with Creamy Italian Dressing

DRESS IT UP Deconstructed Chef’s Salad

Cranberry Chestnut Challah Stuffing

DRESS IT UP Stuffed Baked Onions

Hearty Mushrooms with Herbs and Wine

DRESS IT UP Mushroom Phyllo Cups

Pastrami-Fry Salad with Creamy Chili Dressing

DRESS IT UP Pastrami-Fry Tomato Cups

PAREVE

Daddy’s Deep-Dish Potato Kigel/ Kugel

DRESS IT UP Pastrami Potato Kugel (Meat)

Spiced Apple Challah Kugel

DRESS IT UP Apple Challah Kugel Towers

Winter Citrus Salad

DRESS IT UP Winter Citrus Brûlée

Red Hasselback Potatoes

DRESS IT DOWN Roasted Red Potatoes

Easy Cranberry and Pine Nut Couscous

DRESS IT UP Cranberry Couscous Squash Bowls

DRESS IT UP Cranberry Couscous Eggplant Boats

Rice Salad with Toasted Nuts, Apples, and Onion Dressing

DRESS IT UP Apple and Nut Rice Ring

Mustard Green Beans

DRESS IT UP Colorful Mustard String Beans

Raw Root Vegetable Salad

DRESS IT DOWN Asian Roasted Root Vegetables

Sweet Potato Casserole

DRESS IT UP Marshmallow-Topped Sweet Potato Casserole

Easy Scallion Cornbread

DRESS IT UP Pretty Cornbread

Avocado Salad with Butter Lettuce and Lemon Dressing

DRESS IT UP Mock Crab Salad in Avocados

Yerushalmi Kugel

DRESS IT UP Yerushalmi Raisin Kugel

Zucchini and Red Bell Pepper Sauté

DRESS IT DOWN Zucchini Coins

Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Herb Butter

DRESS IT DOWN Garlic and Thyme Brussels Sprouts

Wilted Spinach with Crispy Garlic Chips

DRESS IT DOWN Garlic Wilted Spinach

DAIRY

Latkes with Caviar and Cream

DRESS IT DOWN Sweet Cinnamon Latkes

Creamy Tomato Penne

DRESS IT UP Creamy Tomato Basil Nests

Waldorf Salad

DRESS IT UP Waldorf Salad with Candied Walnuts and Blue Cheese

Greek Pasta Salad with Creamy Feta Dressing

DRESS IT UP Fancy and Fresh Greek Pasta Salad

MAINS

POULTRY

Chicken Sausage and Sweet Potato Hash with Baked Eggs

DRESS IT UP Pastrami and Sweet Potato Hash Cups

Coq au Vin with Veal Sausage, Thyme, and Merlot

DRESS IT DOWN Quick Coq au Vin

Sesame Chicken Sushi with Hoisin Garlic Sauce

DRESS IT DOWN Asian Roasted Chicken and Vegetables

Slow Cooker Turkey Spinach Meatloaf

DRESS IT UP Turkey Spinach Meatloaf Stuffed with Red Peppers and Zucchini

Pretzel-Crusted Chicken Skewers with Herbed Curry Mustard

DRESS IT DOWN Pretzel-Crusted Chicken Nuggets

Sweet and Sticky Citrus Drumsticks

DRESS IT UP Sweet and Sticky Stuffed Cornish Hens (Meat)

Sour Mash Whiskey–Glazed Whole Roasted Turkey

DRESS IT DOWN Sour Mash Whiskey–Glazed Turkey Wings and Drumsticks

Our Family Fricassee

DRESS IT DOWN Fricassee Sloppy Joes

Moroccan Roasted Chicken

DRESS IT DOWN Slow Cooker Moroccan-Style Chicken

Crispy Salt and Pepper Chicken with Caramelized Fennel and Shallots

DRESS IT DOWN Salt and Pepper Chicken Wings

MEAT

Stuffed Veal Rolls with Smoky Tomato Sauce

DRESS IT DOWN Veal Spaghetti and Meatballs

BBQ Short Rib Sandwiches with Avocado

DRESS IT UP Short Rib Sliders with Flavored Mayo on Garlic Toast

Jumbo Meatball Garlic Bread Bites

DRESS IT UP Loaded Jumbo Meatball Heroes

Skirt Steak with Salsa Verde

DRESS IT DOWN Mexican Skirt Steak Salad

Garlic Honey Brisket

DRESS IT DOWN Honey Brisket Pita Pockets

Argentinean Brisket with Chimichurri

DRESS IT DOWN Pulled Argentinean Brisket and Rice

Beer-Braised Holiday Top of the Rib

DRESS IT DOWN Slow Cooker Beer-Braised Top of the Rib

Loaded Burgers with Special Sauce

DRESS IT DOWN Unloaded Burgers

Balsamic London Broil

DRESS IT DOWN Oven-Roasted Balsamic London Broil and Potatoes

Chunky Red Chili

DRESS IT UP Chili Bread Bowls

Somewhat Sephardic Chulent

DRESS IT UP Puff Pastry Sephardic Chulent Cups

Daddy’s Mititei (Romanian Garlic Meat Sausages)

DRESS IT UP Fresh and Fruity Mititei

Buttery Crusted Beef Pot Pie

DRESS IT DOWN Mashed Potato Beef Cottage Pie

Mediterranean Lamb Skewers

DRESS IT DOWN Mediterranean Lamb Meatloaf

FISH

Classic Tuna Noodle Casserole (Dairy)

DRESS IT UP Creamy Salmon and Tuna Noodle Pie

Teriyaki Scallion Rainbow Trout (Pareve)

DRESS IT UP Whole Stuffed Rainbow Trout

Blackened Tilapia Tacos with Cumin Avocado Sauce (Dairy)

DRESS IT UP Tilapia Tacos with Apple Cabbage Slaw

Miso-Glazed Salmon (Pareve)

DRESS IT UP Avocado-Stuffed Miso-Glazed Salmon

Salmon with Lemon Velvet Cream Sauce (Dairy)

DRESS IT UP Side of Salmon with Seared Lemons

VEGETARIAN

Pumpkin Spice Ravioli with Brown Butter (Dairy)

DRESS IT DOWN Baked Pumpkin Penne

Poppy and Grandma’s Layered Rakott Crumpli (Dairy)

DRESS IT DOWN Rakott Crumpli Bake

Roasted Summer Squash Lasagna (Dairy)

DRESS IT UP Roasted Vegetable Summer Lasagna

Butternut Squash Mac ’n’ Cheese (Dairy)

DRESS IT DOWN Butternut Mac ’n’ Cheese Muffin Cups

Blue Cheese, Pear, and Arugula Pizza (Dairy)

DRESS IT DOWN White Pizza

Country Spinach, Tomato, and White Bean Soup (Pareve)

DRESS IT UP Easy Cheese Twists (Dairy)

Cold Soba Noodles with Sweet Sesame Tofu (Pareve)

DRESS IT UP Soba, Sweet Sesame Tofu, and Vegetables

DESSERTS

PAREVE

Sorbet Cups with Strawberry Kiwi Salsa

DRESS IT DOWN Sorbet and Salsa

Nutty Caramel Brownies

DRESS IT UP Toasted Marshmallow Nutty Caramel Brownies

Spiced Pumpkin Mousse

DRESS IT UP Cocoa Cream Pumpkin Mousse Trifles

Sweet Potato Cake

DRESS IT UP Peaches and Jam Sweet Potato Cake

Birthday Pancake Towers

DRESS IT UP Birthday Pancake Cutouts

Holiday Carrot Honey Cake

DRESS IT DOWN Carrot Honey Loaf

Tart Green Apple Pie à la Mode

DRESS IT DOWN Green Apple Crumble

Caramel Apples with Crushed Nuts

DRESS IT UP Caramel Fruit Bites

Big Chewy Dark Chocolate Chunk Cookies

DRESS IT UP Chocolate Chip Cookie and Cream Stacks

Salted Almond and Pistachio Bark

DRESS IT DOWN Kiddie Candy Bark

Olive Oil Dark Chocolate Mousse

DRESS IT UP Olive Oil Dark Chocolate Mousse Shots

Cherry Bourbon Hand Pies

DRESS IT DOWN Warm Cherry Topping

Gooey Chocolate Cherry Cake

DRESS IT UP Red Wine Chocolate Cherry Cake

DAIRY

Cardamom-Scented Chanukah Cookies

DRESS IT UP Black and White Chocolate—Dipped Chanukah Cookies

Chocolate Hazelnut Milk Shake Martinis

DRESS IT DOWN Chocolate Hazelnut Milk Shakes

Funnel Cakes

DRESS IT UP Funnel Cakes with Basil Ice Cream

Orange-Scented Cheesecake

DRESS IT UP Candied-Orange Cheesecake

Black and White Ice Cream Bombe

DRESS IT UP Black and White Sundae Bar

Cannoli Egg Rolls with Chocolate Sauce

DRESS IT UP Cannoli Cones

CHALLAH 1 Dough, 10 Sweet and Savory Recipes

PAREVE

Basic Pull-Apart Challah

Shalom Bayis Pull-Apart Challah

Cran-Rosemary Crown Challah

Sun-Dried Tomato, Garlic, and Herb Braided Challah

Blueberry Apple Challah Rolls

Garlic Knots

Everything Breadsticks

Sea-Salted Soft Challah Pretzel Rolls

Iced Cinnamon Buns

DAIRY

Gooey Pecan Sticky Buns

HOLIDAY MENUS

FOOD GLOSSARY

HEBREW/YIDDISH/YINGLISH GLOSSARY

MANY THANKS

INDEX

ALSO BY JAMIE GELLER

CREDITS

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

COPYRIGHT

ABOUT THE PUBLISHER

Introduction

Confessions of the Bride

Who Knew Nothing

I wrote most of this book on my iPhone at three in the morning. Yes, the touchscreen is very tiny and almost invisible in the dark. My thumbs hurt.

Much of the time, I also was balancing my baby on my lap or sitting beside her crib, breathing quietly and praying that she would sleep for an hour or two. I could teach juggling to Barnum & Bailey.

If you and I are already acquainted—maybe you’ve read my other books or my magazine, or we met on line at the supermarket, or online at my website—you already know all about me, and you can skip to the next section. But if my name is new to you, you 11 get more out of this book if we get to know each other right now.

You may as well know that most people call me the Bride Who Knew Nothing. That title might bother some folks, but not me. Because it’s true.

Embarrassing, but true.

So a few confessions are in order. I was raised on takeout, not home cooking. My wonderful mom shared many of life’s secrets with me (mostly about how black makes you look two sizes smaller, and that no woman should be without a classic cashmere sweater), but she’d never be caught in a frilly apron standing in front of a stove, and neither would I. It was policy. Instead, she gave me the vaulting confidence to pursue a high-octane career as a TV producer. That was enough for both of us. That, and her certainty that I would one day become the first Jewish woman president of the United States.

And I wasn’t always kosher. Jewish, yes. Kosher, no. Till I was in my midtwenties, those old dietary restrictions never meant much to me. Yet somewhere between covering the Oscars and practicing yoga, I gravitated to Jewish observance, a lifestyle that had been dropped by my family in recent generations. I wanted to marry someone from a traditional Jewish family. When Hubby and I met, we knew this was it! We were engaged in like five minutes, and we were married two months later, before you could say, What just happened?

I quickly discovered that being part of his family meant celebrating more than a hundred traditional festivals annually, complete with six-course dinners for the immediate family, the extended family, and a few people they thought were aunts and uncles—not sure. Hubby’s family dinners were entirely homemade, preferably using recipes handed down from Bubby his great-grandma. And they were kosher.

Let’s say I didn’t fit in. Let’s say I was overwhelmed.

But ya gotta know me to understand my reaction. My kindergarten teacher dubbed me a hard worker. (What kind of work is there in kindergarten?) So the Great Kitchen Challenge only spurred me to confront my culinary clumsiness. Hubby was amused. He’s from a family of caterers and had never seen anybody mess up peeling an onion. Well, I was gonna show him. I’d show ’em all.

And I did. Like a runner who didn’t notice the finish line, I didn’t just learn to cook; I sprinted into cookbooks, magazines, a website, and a TV show. Hubby is not laughing anymore except for, well, sometimes.

Now we’re eight years into our beautiful marriage, we have five children, and my corporate image has boiled down simply to Mommy. Like an aspiring actress, I hunger for great reviews, especially when it comes to feeding my family. And the best review is More please, Mommy. That’s when I glow. I feel like I’m doing what every mother has done since the first cavewoman lit a fire and burned the woolly mammoth burgers.

But here’s my next confession: I still don’t like to cook.

I love to eat. I love to watch my children eat. And I adore the looks of delighted anticipation on the faces of dinner guests when I bring out a tantalizing dish. But I still want to get out of my kitchen as fast as I can.

Might as well totally ’fess up.

I am not a natural-born killer cook, and my grandfather would say I’m "no balabusta." That’s a Yiddish word that, like all Yiddish terms, is dripping with unstated meanings. Simply, a balabusta is a homemaker. But a real balabusta is someone who serves a ten-course—all homemade, all perfect—meal to fifty people, and she made the place cards and re-covered all the dining room chairs. (She prepared all this last week while taking care of her six kids, making sure they wore matching outfits every day, and chairing the charity bazaar at their school.) And her kitchen is spotless after the party, even before her guests leave.

I’m not one of those. I’m the kind of homemaker who just stares at the dirty dishes in the sink, hoping they will do themselves. I’ll leave the room and come back to check if they’re still there. And then, once it’s clear they ain’t goin’ nowhere on their own, I go to sleep and pray to God that by morning He will make a miracle (akin to the splitting of the sea) in my very own kitchen. And you already know that if this had happened, you would be holding a very different book.

I hope that you and I will become friends. Here’s a little shortcut, a few things you should know about me:

I love olive oil, Hubby, avocados, and my kids, but not necessarily in that order.

Yes, I taste test every recipe.

That’s why I look this way.

Kitchenphobia is an inherited disorder. My mother designed her new house without a kitchen—really.

My career in television taught me that people will believe illusion. That’s how I can keep a straight face when telling my toddler that a kiss will make it all better.

When I became kosher, I was shocked to discover that kosher food is really good, even the wine.

I love Middle Eastern music and food with inexplicable passion.

I’m more at home in a made-for-TV kitchen than in my own.

I’m so self-critical I think that even this confession isn’t enough.

When people argue over whether Jewish mothers or

Italian mothers stuff their kids more, I go out for a sandwich.

If you’re a novice cook,

I feel your pain. If you’re not, can you send me a recipe?

And I want you to meet my

immediate family, the main cast

of characters in the sitcom of my life:

Hubby He’s my idea man, my other half, my soul mate. And a darned good cook.

Little Momma This is my sweet seven-year-old, wise as a grandma, and my number one sous chef, now that she can read the ingredient list and do the math when we multiply a recipe by eight. Sensitive, caring, and so responsible, she makes me feel like I have a deputy mom on board.

Miss Bouncy My six-year-old, who loves life, wakes up with a jump, gets dressed in a flash, and doesn’t stop bouncing all day. It gets a little scary when she holds The Baby and bounces at the same time, but she hugs her so tight, with such love, that I don’t have the heart to stop her. If you happen to be beside her, she’ll reach up to hold your hand, whether it’s to cross a street or to walk four paces into the next room.

Angel Face At four and a half, he knows that with his innocent mug, he can get away with anything. He’ll get out of his bed ten times, just to give me one more kiss and hug. He loves wabbits and woosters and is learning to tie his thoes. Irresistible.

Bruiser Almost three, and already a bulldozer, the king of the jungle gym, and one heck of a chunky little linebacker. And he can look fierce despite his long eyelashes, curly blond hair, and coy smiles. Also a great hugger and kisser—must have learned that secret from Angel Face.

The Baby She’s the yummiest butterball on the block, and so happy to be at the party. She already loves food as much as the rest of us. When she coos and lays her head on your shoulder, you never want to put her down.

So you see this book is really about my life, unabashedly including my struggles in the kitchen and the triumph when I overcome the voice inside me that says, I can’t. And maybe I talk too much. Hubby asks why I have to tell you everything. I guess its because I want you to understand my message: If I can put really good food on the table, anyone can.

And don’t let the kosher thing throw you. Kosher is not tedious, not limited, and not complicated. My recipes are authentically kosher, but there’s no slaving in the kitchen (slaving over a hot stove is so yesterday), plus no bubby or rabbi is required. My recipes are easy, scrumptious, nutritious (well, except for the ones that aren’t), and fun.

If you don’t believe me, try a few of the recipes in this book. They’re foolproof, actually, because I’m the fool who worked them over and over, and they became go-to recipes for my family meals. I really try to feed my family well.

That’s because food is an expression of love. And it doesn’t matter if you’ve never eaten kosher, always eat kosher, or go kosher casual. What’s important is that food brings us together, and we all want to share our best, most delectable meals with the people we love. And when it’s kosher, we’re also pulling in thousands of years of love and tradition.

So join us at our family table. You’ll discover, as I did: You don’t have to be kosher to love kosher. Who knew?

Raw Root Vegetable Salad

How to Use This Book

We’ve all had the experience of trying some fancy new recipe to impress dinner guests; V V often the food looks fantabulous, but the taste is sort of blah. Know what I mean? Think about it. Wouldn’t it be better to take the same recipes you use every day—your best stuff the recipes everyone loves—and dress ’em up? I thought about how to take my super family meals—real food, simple food, great food; the recipes that come out right every time—and make them worthy of entertaining everyone from your next-door neighbor to the Queen of England. (Okay, to be honest, the Queen of England has never come over for dinner. But week after week, my home is visited by the Sabbath Queen, and that’s even better.)

The more than 100 core recipes in this book include either a Dress It Up or Dress It Down complementary recipe. That’s over 200 recipes total—dishes that do double duty for entertaining or everyday.

We all have our go-to recipes that are easy, foolproof crowd-pleasers. Now you’ll have even more. The Dressed Down recipes are quick solutions for fast, fab family dinners. The Dressed Up recipes include simple presentation tweaks, special garnishes, or an extra ingredient or two to take them from everyday to holiday. I promise these recipes will become part of your tried-and-true recipe inventory. In the following pages you’ll find all the tips, techniques, and abracadabra you need.

Along with each recipe, you’ll also find a combination of some or all of the following:

Make It a Meal Suggested pairings with another recipe or two in this book or alternative complementary dishes to create an entire, well-balanced family meal. I thought it through, because you’ve got more to do than figure out what goes with what.

Make It Pareve Food that is neither meat nor dairy is called pareve. Sorta neutral, but not wishy-washy—more like congenially flexible. Water is pareve. Eggs are pareve. Bread (unless made with milk or other dairy) is pareve. Make It Pareve offers substitutions for the meat or dairy component in the recipe to allow more varied uses.

Pair It Because dining is about the entire package, I give you a suggestion for the perfect wine to pair with the dish.

Variation(s) After I finish giving you a recipe, I often think of another way to do it, or an alternative presentation. This is where I share those ideas.

Time-saver(s) You know what those are: little tricks to help you zoom out of the kitchen and into the sunshine.

Quick Tip(s) Things that make the whole job easier, better, faster. Stuff my mother would have taught me, if she had known.

Equipment and Ingredients List

You will need this equipment

(don’t panic—nothing hard to get)

I’m gonna assume your kitchen is stocked with the basics including:

Cheesecloth or T-shirts For your soup. Don’t ask.

Melon baller I call for this in lots of my Dress It Up recipes, for hollowing out onions for stuffing, cucumbers for shooters, potatoes for nacho bites.

Sharp knives Personally, I like using a large chef’s knife for most things, but you should choose knives that make you feel comfortable. Just make sure they’re sharp.

Slotted spoons and wooden spoons I’ve got lots and lots of wooden spoons, could build a tree house for my kids with them.

Stainless-steel skimmer Like tongs, I use this baby over and over again. Great for fishing things out, and of course for skimming the stuff that comes to the top of your soups, stews, and sauces.

Tongs Like having a third hand!

Now here’s an additional list of really handy, not-your-everyday kitchen gear. These tools are not so over the top that you have to search all over to find them. If you’re an online shopper, JoyofKosher.com has links to purchase the equipment and foods listed below. Do whatever is quickest and easiest for you. The idea is to get you to the crazy good food fast.

Bundt pan and tube pan Fancy-in-a-flash bakeware. Amazing what a difference they make in presentation. Watch the eyebrows go up.

Dutch oven I love bright colors, and it can be quite a decorative piece. I once bought the 13¼-quart size. Needed a cart to haul it out of the store, Hubby to help me get it into the oven—and it almost snapped an oven rack. So go a little smaller.

Fine-mesh colander Line it with cheesecloth (or a T-shirt) if you want your soup crystal clear.

Mandoline or julienne peeler That’s mandoline with an e, not the instrument. My third-grade teacher was right: spelling is everything.

Oversize oven-to-table sauté pan Perfect for one-pan meals, cooking in large quantities, and entertaining.

Pastry bags and tips Don’t get all freaked, we’re not decorating cakes! These are primarily used for piping things into things for Dress It Up recipes.

Plastic bowl, large (10-quart) You’ll need this baby to knead your challah dough. A friend told me she uses her laundry bin. Try