pintsized

Pintsized French general and dictator Napoleon Bonaparte, the scourge of Europe 200 years ago, exhibited key symptoms of the psychiatric ailment known as borderline personality disorder, or BPD for short.

But Spurs boss Jol, who insists they cannot afford to let the pintsized hitman depart, claimed: "If Jermain goes to a top club he will get probably a worse situation.

DESPITE their internal woes, Volkswagen have debuted a pintsized 4x4 concept called the Tiguan, which will be in UK showrooms by the end of next year.