"It'll be fun," my friend told me, "We can stay there for free if we give lectures." My friend neglected to mention that this particular spa was a place where people go to lose weight, and that they would try to pass off as lunch a teacupful of watery soup and half a slice of bread topped with five shreds of dry cheese.
When your ecru-coloured lace curtains fade you can freshen them up wonderfully if, when next you wash them, you add a teacupful of strained coffee or tea to the water.