Fake Dating Quotes

“I'm in love with you, Lucien. But it hardly seems adequate.”
― Alexis Hall, Boyfriend Material

“Are we really bad at this?" I asked. "We've been fake broken up once."

"Yes, but we fake resolved our difficulties and fake got back together, and I'm hoping it's made us fake stronger.”
― Alexis Hall, Boyfriend Material

“You nervous, little Pip?”
She groans. “Why would I be nervous, Rome?”
“You tell me. We’ve slept in the same bed before but last time, there wasn’t a barricade.”
“Last time, I was twelve, and you weren’t throwing around sexual innuendoes like confetti.”
― Eden Summers, Playing Pretend

“Bailey, shut up and let me fuck what belongs to me. We can talk later.”
― Elsie Silver, Hopeless

“So what if people had accused him of awful things? Until she learned otherwise, Eliana was going to treat him as if he was innocent. Maybe he was self-centered and spoiled, but that didn't take away from one simple truth.

He was capable of being hurt, just like anybody else. And what could hurt more than being painted out as a monster?”
― Kaelin Scott, Game Set Love

“Did you just take the fall for me?’
‘That’s what fake boyfriends are for, isn’t it?”
― Katharine McGee, American Royals

“Elle set the bags on the floor beside the coffee table. From the first bag she withdrew two notebooks, one black and the other white, and a twelve pack of gel pens. “Facts we can write down in these handy notebooks. I brought gel pens in case you want to color code anything. Because if there’s one thing you should know about me—okay, there are a lot of things you should know about me. But right now, it’s important to know I don’t have much Virgo in my chart. I mean, there’s Jupiter and it’s retrograde and my seventh house is in Virgo, but that’s a whole other story.” And too much to unpack in one night. “However, I aspire to Virgo-level detail orientation and I do it through color-coordinated crafts. Got it?”

That was an ultrasimplification, but it was doubtful Darcy wanted details. Elle believed in astrology, believed the cosmos controlled more than met the eye and that was what Darcy needed to know if this was going to work, if this fake relationship of theirs would ever fool a single soul. She needed to know it, and inside it might make her roll her eyes and despair at how silly Elle was, but outwardly Darcy needed to not scoff at it. Even if this entire charade was pretend, Darcy needed to respect Elle’s beliefs. Respect Elle, or no dice.”
― Alexandria Bellefleur, Written in the Stars

“Ha! Jag tror att jag gillar min låtsaspojkvän”
― Colleen Hoover, November 9

“Show my brother who you belong to. make him watch my touch do what his couldn't.”
― Alexis Knightly, Inside Job

“You’re not any other girl—you’re different. When I look into your eyes,
I forget my name half of the time.”
― Kristin Lee, On My Knees

“Your father will be at the house party?"

"He wasn't planning on going, but as soon as he finds out you and I will be there together, he'll change his plans. I have no doubt."

The party would be excruciating with Warren York there. "And you don't trust him enough with the truth."

Ellison nodded. "No way. He would tell me it wasn't worth it. He'd rather lose the company, lose everything, than imagine the two of us happily together, even if it's fake. Appearances are everything to him."

I ground my teeth together again. "He hates me that much?"

Ellison brushed past me to set his bottle next to mine by the sink. On his way out of the kitchen, he looked back over his shoulder. "No. He hates me that much."

And then he disappeared down the hall.”
― Lucy Lennox, Hostile Takeover

“And then she kissed him. Because she realized life was too short for purgatory. And he was being completely honest with her. Love wasn’t always like the movies. There were many paths it took and not all of them were straightforward. Some were murky and dark with shadows and some had obstacles and secrets to be unearthed before people could find their way to each other. But whatever the path, it only required a person to carry three things to navigate it: a sense of humor, hope, and above all else forgiveness.”
― Kate Forster, The Christmas Star

“You are going to have to pretend to like me. You can still plot my painful death. Just do it while you’re holding my hand and making heart eyes at me.”
― Becky Dean, Picture Perfect Boyfriend

“I love the way she laughs when she squishes a tide-pod, especially that one time it burst, and she couldn’t stop apologizing. I love her clinical obsession with every shade of pink and how incredible she looks in it. I love the glow of her skin in the morning, as if the sun recognizes her as equal. I love how her smile is too big for her face, how her cheeks flush pink when I compliment her, and how her pupils grow in her eyes when we speak. I love the sound of her voice, silvery and sunny, especially when she shares stories of her childhood or asks me about mine. I love her ambitions, her passions, her dedication, and devotion to her craft.” I steal in a breath when beads of tears appear at her waterline. “I love everything she fails to love about herself.”
― Noor Sasha, When Life Gives You Lemons

“What’s on your mind?”
“You.”
I sigh a smile. “Who’s on your mind?”
“Always you.”
Now I chuckle. “Where’s your mind?”
“Wherever you are.”
“When is your mind?” I pull back, knowing there isn’t an ans—
A smirk. “Never not thinking about you.”
Ah, shit. I narrow my eyes. “Why is your mind?”
He thinks for a second, holding my gaze. “If the why equals Nyla, then yes. Why is my mind.”
― Noor Sasha, Fake It Till We Make It

“Nyla . . .”
“Are you crying?” Nyla draws in a breath, her thumbs wiping away my tears. I am crying. “Gosh, Shahzad. Why are you crying, love?”
“You’re so beautiful,” I tell her, kissing her forehead and holding her close. “You’re so beautiful.”
― Noor Sasha, Fake It Till We Make It

“There was a slight edge to his voice, like he was already attached to this plan and would kill anyone for trying to take it away from him.”
― Rory L. Scott, For the Gods' Sake

“Everything will be okay in the
end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.”
― Harlow James, Never Say Never

“AITA for proposing to my girlfriend on a Toilet King Billboard?”
― Abby Jimenez

“So this is a test, then? Any other auditions I should prep for before you deem me worthy enough to be your girlfriend?” Adrian’s mouth curved into a grin. “Just the one. Although, there was never any doubt it was going to be you. It was always you.”
― Rory L. Scott, For the Gods' Sake

“Honey,” Adrian drawled, leaning down to brush a strand of hair out of my face and tuck it behind my ear. My heart took off like a racehorse. “It’s best you realize now how incredibly serious I am about you.”
― Rory L. Scott, For the Gods' Sake

“If anyone so much as touches you while you’re wearing a dress like that, they’ll find a lightning bolt embedded in their chest.”
― Rory L. Scott, For the Gods' Sake

“How’s that for emotion?” He said, wielding that grin against me. “Very convincing,” I said, the words coming out as a heavy exhale. “If this whole god thing doesn’t work out, you should try the theater.”
― Rory L. Scott, For the Gods' Sake

“That’s a big step. People might think we’re crazy for moving so fast.” “Nothing is crazy in the face of true love,” Adrian deadpanned. “True love that has an expiration date of three months,” I reminded him. All of our displays of passion and love would probably look like a flame that didn’t have enough wax to survive at the end of this. “Those are your terms,” Adrian countered, eyes narrowing. “If I had it my way, you’d never be rid of me.”
― Rory L. Scott, For the Gods' Sake

“I was a fake girlfriend, not a real one. But still, as we paused in the middle of the butterfly vivarium to marvel at a lacy scrap of bright blue that fluttered to rest on Seth's shoulder, our hands grazing each other with the movement, I figured that to the people around us we looked pretty real.”
― Amanda Elliot, Love You a Latke

“She was a queen, and I'd fall at her feet if she let me.”
― Elouise Tynan, The Island Arrangement

“You made each other look good. That's the mark of a great relationship. Partners who build each other up bring out the best in each other.”
― Elouise Tynan, The Island Arrangement

“Everyone cares what people think. And it’s not what they think, it’s what they say.”
“I see. Well, let’s make sure we have some fun and make sure we don’t hear them.”
― Sabrina Fedel, All Roads Lead to Rome

“But,” I add to make him stop frowning. “I’m happy to see that you know the difference between ‘who’ and ‘whom’”
He shakes his head. “Crivvens, where did I find you?”
“In a gelateria off the Piazza di Spagna. I made the mistake of wearing yellow that day.”
― Sabrina Fedel, All Roads Lead to Rome

“The people will believe whatever the paparazzi spin for them. And the paparazzi will spin what they want the people to believe.”
― Sabrina Fedel, All Roads Lead to Rome