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Ted Mallory

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in Phoenix, AZ, The United States
February 25, 1970

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Ted Mallory’s teaching motto is “Read, Write, Draw.” He teaches Art, among other things to both middle school and high school in small town Iowa.

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Ted Mallory Turn off the TV and plug my phone in to charge in a different room. Is there some easier way?
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Ted Mallory Ted Mallory said: " "But if we should have a share in that glory and radiance, we must first be conformed to the image of the Suffering Servant who was obedient to death on the cross. If we would bear his image of his glory, we must first bear his image in his shame. Th ...more "

 

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“Remember that political parties are tools, and don’t let yourselves turn into party tools.”
Ted Mallory, Prophet, Priest, & Pirate

“Get it right people!
Tuna casserole takes cream of mushroom soup.
Tuna SALAD takes mayo or Miracle Whip.

And while we're at it,
tuna salad has celery,
NOT peas.
If you HAVE to use peas,
use a bag of frozen peas.
Canned peas are for tuna casserole,
not tuna salad.”
Ted Mallory, Max Nix: Poems

“Always be careful, as they say, “Text without context is usually pretext.” In other words, people like to try to use the Bible to get you to agree with them instead of helping you understand what a given section of Scripture meant to its original audience at the time. I gotta think St. John would back me up on that.”
Ted Mallory, Dear John; Ploughboy Postcards

“Had she been able to think, Jean Louise might have prevented events to come by considering the day's occurrences in terms of a recurring story as old as time: the chapter which concerned her began two hundred years ago and was played out in a proud society the bloodiest war and harshest peace in modern history could not destroy, returning, to be played out again on private ground in the twilight of civilization no wars and no peace could save.”
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“So many books, so little time.”
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