Jack Frost (1998)
Michael Keaton: Jack Frost
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Quotes
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Jack : My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face.
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Jack : Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!
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Jack : You know, sometimes it's good to have a big butt.
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[Jack is pelted with two snowballs, which stick to his chest and become like boobs]
Jack : ...Nah.
[throws them back]
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[first words as a snowman]
Jack : I'm home.
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[Jack discovers he is a snowman]
Jack : [sees his genitals are gone] Oh, no!
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Jack : [when he came home] Boy, something smells goo...
Gabby Frost : You promised him, didn't you? Why'd you go and do that, Jack? How many times have I told you if you're not going to be there, don't say you're going to be there. You know how I knew you promised him? He kept looking at me up in the stands. And after about I don't know the 40th time, I realized he expected you to be there. Jack, I don't care if you get too busy or you flake out on me. Well, I care, but I chose it. I married you. I'll deal with it. He didn't choose this, Jack. One of these days, Charlie is going to score his first goal and you won't see it. Just like you never saw him with the measles, or the time he jammed the Fig Newtons into the slide projector. You know, those things only happen once, then they're gone.
Jack : I...
Gabby Frost : Don't, Jack. You said enough.
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[last lines]
Jack : l will always hear you.
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Jack : I was so busy trying to make my mark on the world, I didn't... You are my mark on the world.