Une famille presque parfaite (2002–2006)
Taylor Ball: Brian Miller
Quotes
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Bill : Come on, Judy, let's go brainstorm.
Brian Miller : That'll be a light drizzle.
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Bill : Judy, who would want to go to a Mother's Day high tea?
Brian Miller : Wow, did someone say high tea? Can I go?
Judy : No, Brian, it's a mother-daughter tradition in my family. And Lauren is going for the first time!
Brian Miller : That's not fair. I'd appreciate a high tea more than her.
Bill : Pick a team, son. Pick a team.
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[the doorbell rings]
Judy : Can somebody get that?
Brian Miller : Busy!
Tina Miller : Busy!
Bill : Lazy!
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Brian Miller : [Bill and Judy come to Brian's school] Oh no, it IS you two!
Judy : What do you mean, "it is us"?
Brian Miller : Everyone's saying that a hooker and her parole officer are walking around looking for me. I was hoping...
Bill : Hear that, Judy? I'm married to a hooker!
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Bill : So, son, why didn't you join the football team?
Brian Miller : Well, it was getting in the way of my debate-team practices.
Bill : You never told me you were on the debate team!
Brian Miller : Yes, I did.
Bill : No, you didn't.
Brian Miller : Yes, I did
Bill : Damn, you're good.
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Brian Miller : This is Chris. He's our new neighbor, and he's also in some of my AP classes, so I'm just showing him the ropes.
Lauren Miller : [to Chris] Did he show you the one in gym he can't climb?
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Bill : There's a kite club?
Brian Miller : Yeah, I'm vice-president.
Bill : So, if the president can't fulfill his duties, *you* get beat up by the football team.