Sugar Rush (I) (2005–2006)

Lenora Crichlow: Sugar

Quotes 

• Stella : Teenage girls are so clued up these days.

  Sugar : That's because you adults are so full of shit!

• Sugar : He is the first person to ever make me come!

• Sugar : He gave me a multiple orgasm, I think I know him well enough!

• Sugar : [on phone sex]  You have to do all the hard work yourself!

• Sugar : Dyke!

  Kim : Slapper!

  Sugar : Rug-muncher!

  Kim : Slut!

• Sugar : I'm not wanting someone to sit and watch movies with. I'm looking for someone to fuck!

• Sugar : You must have some tricks up your sleeve. How else are you going to make up for the fact that there's no cock?

• Sugar : Ugh. Now are you sure this is a proper champagne? 'Cause it is dry as fuck.

  Kim : It's supposed to be. It's prized for its dryness. It's an acquired taste.

  Sugar : Nah, they probably got some sugar for this.

  Kim : You can't put sugar in champagne!

  Sugar : Excuse me, you can put a little sugar in anything.

• Kim : You can stay, okay?

  Sugar : I don't want your charity.

  Kim : Thats not what I'm offering. Look Sugar, you're a liar, you use me whenever it suits you, you steal, you get jealous of everyone I get close to which makes you a complete nutter... but I don't know what I'd do without you.

• Kim : You ever think about what would have happened if you haven't been taken away?

  Sugar : Sometimes.

  Kim : And?

  Sugar : Kim, we have our moments together but most of the time we annoy the fuck out of each other. Saint's great for you. It simply makes sense and you know it. Besides... It'll never top the night we did have. I'll still be thinking about that one when I'm shuffling around in my incontentenant pants, thats if I don't have alzheimer's.

• [repeated line] 

  Sugar : Don't worry, I mean it this time!

• Kim : He also said that he wants to see two women kiss.

  Sugar : Dirty bastard. I love him.

  [she pulls Kim in and kisses her] 

• Sugar : I bet he'll be with some stupid French bird with hairy armpits, garlic breath and giving him a crap blowjob!

• Sugar : I remember he held back my hair.

  [Kim looks confused] 

  Sugar : [matter-of-factly]  I was puking.