Sun, Jan 6, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how good the holidays were with her family, and the reason why. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Brad Wollack discuss Kim Kardashian and Ye having a baby together, photos of Justin Bieber with a blunt in his hands, January 7th being the date that most people start affairs, and Psy having done his final US performance of "Gangnam Style". And Chelsea chats with guest Timothy Olyphant about his show Justified (2010), his recent appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (2003), his three children, her perception that he's a bit off kilter in his attitude, and his like to get free stuff.
Mon, Jan 7, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about an admission by Al Roker of what he did at the White House. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Arden Myrin and Jo Koy discuss Taylor Swift and Harry Styles breaking up, McDonald's considering adding chicken wings to their menu, a college football commentator's on-air comments about the quarterback's girlfriend, Charlie Sheen tweeting photographs of himself partying in Mexico with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and Sheen now dating a girl-on-girl porn star. And Chelsea's guest Bradley Trevor Greive, author of "Curses and Blessings", brings in sugar glider marsupials, an emu, a yak, and alpacas for Chelsea to pet.
Tue, Jan 8, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about who she would sign if she had her own record label. Chelsea and her round table panelists James Davis, Heather McDonald and Kurt Braunohler discuss Kim Kardashian and Ye's renovation plans for their newly purchased Bel Air mansion, a man who was duct taped to his seat on a flight by the flight crew for being unruly, a woman who took unusual action when she saw her husband in bed with another woman, and Honey Boo Boo's mother setting up a trust fund for her daughter. And Chelsea chats with guests The Saturdays about their new show Chasing the Saturdays (2013) and why they wanted it to air on E!, how they got together as a musical group, being compared to the Spice Girls, and each of their current relationship statuses.
Wed, Jan 9, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the difference between herself and the British when going out to the bar for drinks. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ryan Stout, Fortune Feimster and Gary Valentine discuss movie studios believing that the new Liberace movie is too gay, the latest celebrity season of The Apprentice (2004), Brazilian prostitutes signing up for free English classes in preparation for tourists coming to the 2014 World Cup, Diana Ross causing a kerfuffle at a Beverly Hills restaurant, and the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis introducing "Tweet seats" where patrons sit if they can't stay off their phones. And Chelsea chats with guest Cyndi Lauper about her new reality show Cyndi Lauper: Still So Unusual (2013), her book "Cyndi Lauper: A Memoir", her upcoming projects such as writing the score for the upcoming Broadway musical "Kinky Boots", her work helping gay and transgendered homeless kids, and her home life with a husband and son and dog.
Sun, Jan 13, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she considers the television event of this past weekend, which she feels changed the course of American history. Chelsea and her round table panelists Nico Santos, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss the just held The 2013 Miss America Pageant (2013), the just held 70th Golden Globe Awards (2013), a 400 pound woman who fell through the sidewalk and into a six foot deep hole and who credits her weight for saving her life, and Britney Spears and Jason Trawick breaking up. And Chelsea chats with guest Johnny Knoxville about his new movie The Last Stand (2013) and working with Arnold Schwarzenegger on it, the movie in comparison to the stunts in Jackass: The Movie (2002), producing the CD "Southbound Train" for his cousin Roger Alan Wade, life with his three children, and his hillbilly genealogy.
Mon, Jan 14, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about life with her dog Chunk and the advice she got from Chuy about raising him now that he's hitting his doggie adolescence. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Lauren Lapkus and T.J. Miller discuss reports that Lance Armstrong admits to taking banned performance enhancing drugs in an upcoming interview with Oprah Winfrey, Charlie Sheen soon becoming a grandfather, and a new book on Scientology and Hollywood which reports that Tom Cruise signed a billion year service with the religion. And Chelsea chats with guest Bill Maher about his thoughts on the election and its process, the two of them having dinner with among others their political adversary Ann Coulter who he considers a friend regardless, and his thoughts about Donald Trump.
Tue, Jan 15, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the ways that she would like to see the end of her life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Matt Braunger discuss Nicki Minaj asking for A-1 Sauce at an upscale steak house, NBC ordering a pilot for a sitcom starring and about Jessica Simpson, Rev. Pat Robertson talking about women who let themselves go physically during marriage asking for trouble, and pubic lice aka crabs becoming extinct with the popularity of Brazilian waxes. And Chelsea chats with guest Jason Clarke about his role in Zero Dark Thirty (2012), often costarring with his good friend Jessica Chastain, for the first time attending the Golden Globe Awards ceremony where President Bill Clinton requested to meet him, his relationship status, and how as an Australian he bones up on his American accent for movie roles.
Wed, Jan 16, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the things in life she has to defend. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Jen Kirkman and Mo Mandel discuss reports that Taylor Swift can't stay in a relationship because she's a prude and a virgin, reports that Ye wants to have a commitment ceremony with Kim Kardashian as she's still married to Kris Humphries, Gary Busey's new website called "The Busey Zone", an alcohol version of a bong, and M.I.T. researchers devising ice cubes that change colors to tell you how drunk you are. Heather and Fortune discuss sharing an office. And Chelsea chats with guest Tip 'T.I.' Harris about his CD "Trouble Man: Heavy is the Head", his prison record and writing some of his best music when he's placed in solitary confinement, his friendship and working with P!nk, getting into acting, and life with his wife.
Sun, Jan 20, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she did to celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Annie Lederman and Ben Gleib discuss the Presidential inauguration ceremony, whether Manti Te'o was in on the hoax about his reported dead on-line girlfriend, Justin Bieber posting a photograph of himself with his butt crack showing, and a website for female college students to find a sugar daddy. And Chelsea chats with guest Gael García Bernal about his new movie No (2012), being Mexican, being multilingual, and attending the Sundance Film Festival.
Mon, Jan 21, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why Chuy is absent from the show. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Hardwick, April Richardson and Gary Valentine discuss the speculation that Mel Gibson is the biological father of Jodie Foster's children, Charlotte Rae writing in her memoirs that her husband of twenty-five years was gay and unfaithful, New Kids on the Block headlining a tour of boy bands, the University of Toronto Sexual Education Centre kicking off their annual sexual awareness week with an orgy, and a British Heart Foundation study that found that thirty percent of men want women to stop wearing sexy outfits to work since they find it too distracting. And Chelsea chats with guest Ryan Seacrest about the dynamics of the personalities on American Idol (2002), the decor at his house, dating Julianne Hough, their thoughts about the Kardashians, and his hair care.
Tue, Jan 22, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the accuracy of tabloid news stories. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Dov Davidoff discuss reports that Beyoncé was lip-syncing when she "sang" at the Presidential inauguration, Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman publicly inviting Prince Harry back to the city, a Long Island dentist arrested for showing up to work inebriated, scientists stating that women look the ugliest at 3:30 PM on Wednesdays, and a Minnesota attorney banned from practicing law for fifteen months because he billed a client for sex. And Chelsea chats with guest Jenna Elfman about her new show 1600 Penn (2012) and having a screening of it at the White House, her love of cursing even when she was a child, and her twenty-two year relationship with husband Bodhi Elfman.
Wed, Jan 23, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what the office has been like this week without Chuy. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Natasha Leggero and Ross Mathews discuss Shia LaBeouf dropping acid for his latest movie role, Alicia Silverstone advocating for orgasmic births, a drunk woman who got stuck in her son's high chair, and McDonald's in the UK launching their happy readers program where they put books instead of games in their happy meals. Brad asks Gloria Allred for some legal advice. And Chelsea chats with guest Scott Caan about his show Hawaii Five-0 (2010) and needing to live in Hawaii to film the show, enjoying being naked, being like his father James Caan, spending much time in the Playboy Mansion when he was growing up, his love of rapping, and his relationship with his girlfriend Casey.
Sun, Jan 27, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the role of her stylist and others who work in the style industry which may not be so obvious on the surface. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Heather McDonald and Brad Wollack discuss Chris Brown and Frank Ocean getting into a fist fight, a security guard filing a report that she was hit by a Nerf bullet shot by Justin Bieber, and Sarah Palin and Fox News officially parting company. And Chelsea chats with guest Allison Williams about her show Girls (2012) and working with Lena Dunham, being the daughter of newscaster Brian Williams, a recent trip to Africa, and what she did on a recent Ambien-induced stupor.
Mon, Jan 28, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the signs that indicate that she may turning into a crazy dog lady. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ryan Stout, Arden Myrin and Ross Mathews discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger doing a series of motivational financial talks in Australia, a ten year old photo of Schwarzenegger in a speedo, the cancellation of television shows related to bad parenting, socialite Dori Cooperman's disorderly conduct charge, and the Boy Scouts of America contemplating ending their ban on gay scouts and troop leaders. And Chelsea chats with guest Emmy Rossum about her new CD "Sentimental Journey" which she financed herself, her show Shameless (2011), what happened to the "Chuy ball" she got the last time she was on the show, why she stays in shape, and filming the movie Beautiful Creatures (2013) in Russia.
Tue, Jan 29, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how she and others can find like minded people to share one's hobbies. Chelsea and her round table panelists Drew Droege, Fortune Feimster and Jo Koy discuss Lindsay Lohan missing another court date due to an excuse which turned out to be false, she and her mother rejected from two Santa Monica hotels for past offenses, a photograph of Justin Bieber grabbing a fan's breast, Chris Brown comparing himself to Jesus, and a study that found that straight people suffer more from stress and depression than homosexual or bisexual people. And Chelsea chats with guest Piers Morgan about each appearing on the other's show, he contemplating having a live audience for his show, going back on the celebrity version of The Apprentice (2004), she going to London next week, and the types of cell phones they use.
Wed, Jan 30, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the tradition at this time of the year of talk shows having a cooking segment for things that can be prepared for Super Bowl Sunday. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Loni Love and Matt Braunger discuss the mixed reports about Britney Spears following her break-up with Jason Trawick, Liberty Ross filing for divorce from Rupert Sanders over his affair with Kristen Stewart, and Jason London crapping his pants while arrested for being intoxicated and disorderly. In the latest installment of "Office Mate Therapy", office mates Jeff Wild and Sarah Colonna talk about sharing an office and the piñata in the corner of their office. And Chelsea chats with guest Kristen Bell about her show House of Lies (2012) and gambling on set, being pregnant and kidding in public that she and her partner Dax Shepard are planning on giving the baby up for adoption, and attending 70th Golden Globe Awards (2013) where her co-star Don Cheadle won in his category.
Sun, Feb 3, 2013
In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl, with help from the Seventeen Magazine Players, provides kissing advice for teen girls in making it through the school year. Dave and his round table panelists Brad Wollack, Jen Kirkman and T.J. Miller discuss highlights of yesterday's Super Bowl, Britney Spears not being considered for a Las Vegas residency show, and a man getting frostbite on his penis from having sex with a snowman. And Dave chats with guest Rick Springfield about appearing in Dave's documentary Sound City (2013), meeting his wife at the Sound City recording studio, and his upcoming appearance on The View (1997).
Mon, Feb 4, 2013
In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl talks about the other tasks he has had to take over for Chelsea in this guest hosting gig. Dave and his round table panelists John Caparulo, Fortune Feimster and Jo Koy discuss Justin Bieber photographed taking sizzurp, a man arrested for driving drunk on a motorized shopping cart inside a Wal-Mart, and Durex offering a "discreet" condom delivery service in Dubai. Chelsea conducts a performance review of Heather, who uses it as an opportunity. And Dave chats with guest Nas about his four Grammy nominations this year (bringing his lifetime total to eighteen nominations), his feelings about how hip hop is treated by the Grammys in general, and winning an Emmy for his documentary on amputee soccer players.
Tue, Feb 5, 2013
In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl, in an effort to inform Chelsea's ignorant staff, provides a short history of rock 'n' roll from his perspective. Dave and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna and Kurt Braunohler discuss Beyoncé' publicist asking buzzfeed.com to remove unflattering photos taken at the Super Bowl half time show of her on their website, an eighteen year old Miami woman flipping the bird at the judge presiding over her case, and the unusual requests Lady Gaga has included in her current tour rider. And Dave chats with guest Sir Elton John about how the two of them met, the two of them working on the latest Queens of the Stone Age recording, his support of up and coming musical talent, and Dave attending his 2012 Oscar party.
Wed, Feb 6, 2013
In his opening monologue, guest host Dave Grohl talks about how he plans on disseminating his knowledge of guest hosting. Dave and his round table panelists James Davis, Natasha Leggero and Josh Wolf discuss the Grammys issuing a dress code for this year's awards show, a photo of a dog that has gone viral on the Internet since his face looks human, a woman getting her on-line boyfriend's name tattooed on her face immediately after meeting him for the first time, and this year's ESPN magazine's music edition recreating famous album covers by athletes. And Dave chats with guests Tenacious D - aka Jack Black & Kyle Gass - about their Grammy nomination for best comedy album for 'Rize of the Fenix', Dave wanting to be an official member of the group as he plays drums on their recordings, being the opening act for the Foo Fighters on their Australian tour, their want to organize a rock comedy festival, guest assistant Skippy believing he looks somewhat like Jack, and provision of sexual advice to thirty-five year old virgin Skippy.
Sun, Feb 10, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her whereabouts last week and what she thought of Dave Grohl replacing her. Chelsea and her round table panelists Michael Yo, Kerri Kenney-Silver and Mo Mandel discuss the just held Grammy Awards, Pope Benedict XVI announcing his resignation from the post, the trend of people who want to keep their wedding reception small sending out "you are not invited" notices, and Dolce and Gabbana having a line of baby fragrances. And Chelsea chats with guest Tim McGraw about his latest CD "Two Lanes of Freedom", attending the Grammy Awards and the tribute to Bruce Springsteen, his photo spread in People magazine, and his Vegas show with wife Faith Hill.
Mon, Feb 11, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what she and her staff are doing to prepare for Valentine's Day, and what some other people do for love. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Diablo Cody and Ross Mathews discuss a contestant on The Bachelor (2002) believing that an unmarried woman at age thirty-two is an old maid, Vladimir Putin sanctioning a Boyz II Men concert to boost Russia's sagging birth rate, a Vegas stripper suing the strip club for losing a finger during a dance competition, One Direction being reprimanded by their management for losing a large amount of money at a Vegas casino, and a survey that found that couples that travel together have better sex lives since people like to have sex in hotel rooms. And Chelsea chats with guest Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg about her new talk show on VH-1 The Jenny McCarthy Show (2013), her fluctuating weight, trying to be the typical suburban mom, a home hair removal tool, her current dating life, and turning forty.
Tue, Feb 12, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the latest music video to go viral on the Internet, and what she and her staff are doing about it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Arden Myrin and Matt Braunger discuss a Carnival cruise ship that lost power and water on its sailing, Justin Bieber stating that The Black Keys drummer Patrick J. Carney should be slapped around for a comment he made about Bieber not getting any Grammy nominations, Angelina Jolie casting one of her infant daughters in her latest movie, and an Indiana high school that wants to hold a separate prom for all the kids who are out of the closet. And Chelsea chats with guest Richard Simmons about his new exercise video called "Project H.O.P.E." which she tries to help him promote on those few occasions that she can take control of the interview from him.
Wed, Feb 13, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from some of her staff, demonstrates why Valentine's Day never lives up to expectations. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Heather McDonald and Nico Santos discuss Zimbio announcing their 100 hottest celebrity couples for 2013, a woman who didn't know she was pregnant giving birth to a ten pound baby, and couples trying to break the world longest kiss record in Thailand. Chelsea and Chuy talk to Jeopardy! (1984) champion Ken Jennings in order to get smarter. And Chelsea chats with guest Julianne Hough about her new movie Safe Haven (2013), her line of shoes, being raised Mormon, her relationship with Ryan Seacrest, and participating in a break dancing contest at Ellen DeGeneres ' house.
Sun, Feb 17, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about people who complain but don't do anything to fix the situation. Chelsea and her round table panelists Josh Wolf, Jen Kirkman and Ryan Stout discuss Alec Baldwin's latest run-in with the paparazzi, semi-nude self-portraits found on George W. Bush's computer, and a man wearing an empathy belly to simulate what it feels like to be pregnant. In this week's installments of "Keeping Up with the Keshishians", they talk about this year's crop of Oscar Best Picture hopefuls, today being Les Misérables (2012). And Chelsea chats with guests Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb about perpetuating the lie that they're feuding with Chelsea, Hoda's latest book "Ten Years Later" which is on the New York Times bestsellers list, being in Los Angeles to film segments for Today (1952), what they think of each other off the set, and who single Hoda believes is the perfect man.
Mon, Feb 18, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how to sustain a long term relationship. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, JC Coccoli and Jo Koy discuss Lil' Wayne's feud with the Miami Heat basketball team, Honey Boo Boo's gay uncle using her celebrity and photos of his penis to hook up on Grindr, a hypnotist who says he can make a straight man gay, Hooters in Tokyo and Hello Kitty's joint promotion, and Chris' altercation at a New York City bar. In their next Oscar nominated Best Picture movie review, the Keshishians talk about Lincoln (2012) and Silver Linings Playbook (2012). And Chelsea chats with guests Starsky & Cox (Stella Starsky and Quinn Cox) about their books "Sextrology" and "Cosmic Coupling". They also provide their predictions on Chelsea's future as she turns thirty-eight on Monday, those predictions on her love life and that of those around her such as Chuy and Roy.
Tue, Feb 19, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler sends a message to all her staff that have offspring. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, Annie Lederman and Ross Mathews discuss Kelly Clarkson's beef with Clive Davis over his depiction of their collaboration in his memoirs, a $50 million diamond heist at Brussels Airport, a man falling out his eighth story window while trying to visit friends as his wife locked him in their bedroom, and a South Dakota postal delivery man being caught drunk on the job. In their next Oscar nominated Best Picture movie review, the Keshishians talk about Argo (2012). And Chelsea chats with guest Justin Bartha about his show The New Normal (2012), working with people that Chelsea considers total messes, most specifically Christopher Walken, his friend Bradley Cooper's Oscar nomination, and completing filming of The Hangover Part III (2013).
Wed, Feb 20, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about what is real and what is fake in reality television. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss Michael Jackson's sixteen year old son Prince Michael Jackson being hired as a correspondent for Entertainment Tonight (1981), Chelsea recently being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Japanese scientists discovering a species of sea slug that loses its penis after sex, and Lay's new "Chicken and Waffles" potato chips. In their next Oscar nominated Best Picture movie review, the Keshishians talk about Zero Dark Thirty (2012). And Chelsea chats with guests, the cast of After Lately (2011), about the highlights of filming the upcoming fourth season.
Sun, Feb 24, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Chelsea Lately Offkey Singers, talks about Seth MacFarlane's "We Saw Your Boobs" song on The Oscars (2013) telecast. Chelsea and her round table panelists Fortune Feimster, Mary Lynn Rajskub and T.J. Miller recap the Oscars. They also discuss today being Chelsea's 38th birthday, and Chuy's upcoming appearance on Splash (2013). And Chelsea chats with guest Quvenzhané Wallis about being the youngest ever Best Actress Oscar nominee at age nine for Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012), her dislike of her character's costuming for and the initial discomfort in working with a large pig in the movie, attending the Oscars, her love of dancing, getting the title role in Annie (2014), her love of dogs, and being known for carrying dog purses.
Mon, Feb 25, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her new found maturity at age thirty-eight years and one day. Chelsea and her round table panelists Greg Fitzsimmons, Sarah Colonna and Ross Mathews discuss the season sixteen cast of Dancing with the Stars (2005), authorities in Europe finding horse meat in food items labeled as beef, public uproar over the content of nine year old rapper Lil Poopy's videos, and the ritual of US Marines training in Thailand drinking the blood of live cobras. And Chelsea chats with guest Jordana Brewster about her show Dallas (2012), show themed gay bars in the title city, her exotic cultural and ethnic background, and being the daughter of a former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.
Tue, Feb 26, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the theft of a vintage pornography collection in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Morgan Murphy and Matt Braunger discuss Harry Styles being hit in the groin with a shoe while performing in concert, Bobby Brown going to jail for five DUIs, a girl burning her hair off during a curling iron demonstration, a black family suing Disneyland for purported racist behavior by one of their mascots, and a 101 year old man being the oldest person to ever run a marathon but that won't be officially recognized since he has no birth certificate. And Chelsea chats with guest Eli Roth about The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) which he produced, what he wanted to title the movie instead, and his activities during Oscar night.
Wed, Feb 27, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how to deal with anger. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, April Richardson and Kurt Braunohler discuss Madonna and daughter Lourdes aka Lourdes Leon arguing over religion, Perez Hilton becoming a father, Steven Tyler stating that he has spent over $6 million on drugs, and the FBI caught sexting among other abuses of their position. Chelsea shows outtakes from the recent filming of After Lately (2011). And Chelsea chats with guest Kate Mara about her new show House of Cards (2013) which is distributed through Netflix as a thirteen episode season in one get go, working with Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright, being the older sister of Rooney Mara, and her family owning two NFL teams.
Sun, Mar 3, 2013
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews compares himself to the last guest host, rock musician Dave Grohl. Ross and his round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and Nico Santos discuss Justin Bieber tweeting that his 19th birthday was the worst ever, Honey Boo Boo trying to sell Girl Scout cookies while not being a Girl Scout, an overweight man wearing a Batman costume bringing in a criminal to a police station in Britain, Dennis Rodman and three Harlem Globetrotters making an official visit to North Korea, and Pat Robertson believing that demons can attach themselves to thrift store clothing. And Ross chats with guest NeNe Leakes about her show The New Normal (2012), being a reality TV star, how to "cut a bitch", and remarrying her ex-husband.
Mon, Mar 4, 2013
In his opening monologue, guest host Ross Mathews, a fan, defends the honor of Oprah Winfrey. Ross and his round table panelists John Caparulo, Arden Myrin and James Davis discuss Taylor Swift being sick about being called a lovesick serial dater, Candy Spelling suing the owners of her condo building because she can't order room service, a segment on polyamory on 20/20 (1978), and Justin Bieber being booed at a London concert for showing up two hours late. And Ross chats with guest Jillian Michaels about health and fitness tips.
Tue, Mar 5, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about how close she is to her E! family. Chelsea and her round table panelists Kerri Kenney-Silver, Heather McDonald and Bobby Lee discuss Shia LaBeouf leaving the stage production of "Orphans" due to a feud with co-star Alec Baldwin, Taylor Swift making a $1 million profit on the her Hyannis Port house which she sold to get away from ex-boyfriend Conor Kennedy, Carly Rae Jepsen and Train pulling out of performing at the Summer Boy Scouts Jamboree because of the organization's anti-gay stance, and US representatives believing that there is a drinking problem at the UN. And Chelsea chats with guest Kate Walsh about her line of fragrances, a photo of her in a bikini and high heels, the end of Private Practice (2007), where she should go traveling now that she has all this free time, and her former job working at the Home Shopping Network.
Wed, Mar 6, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, who has wanted her staff to use this show as a springboard to bigger things, talks about the one person who has taken advantage of it. Chelsea and her round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Julian McCullough discuss what guest assistant Donny Davis did for Chelsea's 38th birthday, a group of rappers advocating to write off visits to strip clubs on their income tax, a pizza delivery guy being tipped less than 1% on a $1,500 bill, the soon to air interview Chelsea did with Oprah Winfrey, and a Hebrew version of Playboy. A clip from season 3 of After Lately (2011) is shown. And Chelsea chats with guest Luke Bryan about his latest CD "Spring Break...Here to Party", his friendship and co-hosting duties on the 48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards (2013) with Blake Shelton, the uninvited guest crashing the interview, and family life with his wife and two children.
Sun, Mar 10, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about her weekend trip to Aspen, and Colorado's new law allowing recreational marijuana use. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brody Stevens, Sarah Colonna and Jo Koy discuss Justin Bieber canceling a show in Portugal due to poor ticket sales and his altercation with paparazzi over the weekend, Joy Behar leaving The View (1997) at the end of this season, and a study that found that female chimps are aggressive to other female chimps but become apologetic once a male enters the scene. And Chelsea chats with guest Rachel Zoe about her show The Rachel Zoe Project (2008), being a stylist to a diverse group of celebrity clients, and the non-glamorous side of the being a stylist.
Mon, Mar 11, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the real heroes in life. Chelsea and her round table panelists Moshe Kasher, Fortune Feimster and Mo Mandel discuss Chuy Bravo breaking his foot before even attempting a dive for Splash (2013), personal and sensitive information on celebrities and political figures being posted on a website linked to Russians, a New York state judge overturning Mayor Michael Bloomberg's over-sized soda pop law, a photo of a grumpy cat having gone viral on the Internet, and men trying to create profiles on a lesbian dating app. Chelsea chats with guest Cesar Millan about his new show Cesar Millan's Leader of the Pack (2012), and his philosophy of adopting rescued dogs. And he provides an assessment on Chelsea's two dogs, Chunk and Jackie.
Tue, Mar 12, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about Chuy's return to the show and what has happened to him in the intervening two weeks. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dan Levy, Loni Love and Gary Valentine discuss the selection of the new pope, yesterday's season finale of The Bachelor (2002), the death of Justin Bieber's hamster, Chuy's encounter with Halle Berry, and speculation that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up. And Chelsea chats with guest Elisabeth Moss about her new miniseries Top of the Lake (2013) and filming it in New Zealand, her first appearance on Chelsea's show being her first talk show experience when she was promoting Mad Men (2007), her fear of water, being held to secrecy on the goings-on of the upcoming season of Mad Men (2007), and Barbie-like dolls of the Mad Men characters but none being made of Peggy Olson.
Wed, Mar 13, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler introduces the latest music video to take the Internet by storm. Chelsea and her round table panelists Brad Wollack, Annie Lederman and Ryan Stout discuss Lady Gaga's custom designed and built 24-carat gold-plated wheelchair she's using while recovering from hip surgery, three Ukrainian military trained killer dolphins who have escaped, the trend of fitness clubs offering fitness parties as a new way to celebrate special events, and a Cosmo article on how to talk dirty in bed. And Chelsea chats with guest Olivia Wilde about her new movie The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) and the experience of filming the movie in Las Vegas, roller-blading, living in New York City, her relationship with fiancé Jason Sudeikis, and her disdain for women who speak in apologetic, high pitched, little girl voices.
Sun, Mar 17, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why she may need a bodyguard and who she would choose. Chelsea and her round table panelists John Caparulo, Michael Yo and Josh Wolf discuss the request that Chelsea received to replace an injured Chuy on Splash (2013), Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn officially dating, Ohio senator, Republican Rob Portman, now officially endorsing gay marriage since he found out his son is gay, and Lindsay Lohan being late for a court engagement since she missed a flight due to attending a concert instead. And Chelsea chats with guest Aaron Eckhart about his new movie Olympus Has Fallen (2013), appearing in an action movie which is out of the ordinary for him, never watching his movies, his love of using the "French finger", and having been sober for close to ten years and also quitting smoking.
Mon, Mar 18, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the forgotten movie character, namely the space alien. Chelsea and her round table panelists T.J. Miller, Sarah Tiana and Ross Mathews discuss Donny filling in for Chuy this time because of Chuy having foot surgery, a New York Post article on Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn's relationship, the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (2005), and David Hasselhoff attending a protest in Berlin to a throng of adoring fans. And Chelsea chats with guest Steve Carell about his new movie The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013), learning to do magic for the movie, the fact that magicians tend to be sex magnets, the unattractiveness of spray tans, and he reminding Chelsea of Will Ferrell.
Tue, Mar 19, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, on this first day of spring, talks about what the miracle of spring means. Chelsea and her round table panelists Natasha Leggero, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Heather McDonald talk about a former porn star mistress of Tiger Woods' tweeting about his current relationship with Lindsey Vonn, Kim Kardashian stating that she hates being pregnant, and why Chelsea now believes Beyoncé' pregnancy was a hoax. And Chelsea chats with guest Gerard Butler about his latest move Olympus Has Fallen (2013), whether he's a tough guy that could beat up other people, and the trend of Gerard Butler tattoos.
Wed, Mar 20, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about the trend of people asking celebrities for something via Youtube videos. Chelsea and her round table panelists Bobby Lee, Morgan Murphy and Kurt Braunohler talk about Katy Perry and John Mayer's break-up, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough's break-up, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman's reconciliation, Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger seen together in a romantic embrace, a Cosmo article that discusses how to have a sex life if you still live with your parents, two pandas in a Chinese research center being shown panda porn to help them procreate, and Lil' Wayne's hospitalization for overdosing on sizzurp. Chelsea shows Chuy in training for what was supposed to be his appearance on Splash (2013). And Chelsea chats with guests Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez about their latest movie Spring Breakers (2012), both having worked at Disney, Selena having spent a lot of time at Hooters when she was growing up, and their love of rap music.
Sun, Mar 24, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, with help from the Cosmo Theatre Troupe, addresses the criticism she receives for not paying enough attention to the Latino market. Chelsea and her round table panelists Ben Gleib, Jen Kirkman and Ross Mathews talk about Twinkies and other Hostess products coming back on the market, a New York Post article about NYC bartenders who refuse to serve certain drinks to customers since they believe they know what's best for that customer, and middle school kids who date being more likely to use drugs than their non-dating counterparts. Chelsea introduces a new morning show featuring Chris and Loni which deals with race relations. And Chelsea chats with guest Gesine Bullock-Prado about her new cookbook "Bake It Like You Mean It", recipes from which she prepares, including meringue cookies, drunken pudding cake, checkerboard cake, and German donuts.
Mon, Mar 25, 2013
This compilation show is centered on the theme of young Hollywood nuggets. It strings together three previously aired interviews host Chelsea Handler has conducted on the show, namely with Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens/Selena Gomez and Hayden Panettiere. The Cyrus interview originally aired October 17, 2012, the Hudgens/Gomez interview originally aired March 21, 2013, and the Panettiere interview originally aired November 8, 2012.
Tue, Mar 26, 2013
This compilation show is centered on the theme of a Chelsea country jamboree. It strings together three previously aired interviews host Chelsea Handler has conducted on the show, namely with Tim McGraw, Rascal Flatts and Luke Bryan. The McGraw interview originally aired February 11, 2013, the Rascal Flatts interview originally aired November 19, 2012, and the Bryan interview originally aired March 7, 2013.
Sun, Mar 31, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about why the show took a break last week and why she's stopped drinking. Chelsea and her round table panelists Chris Franjola, Arden Myrin and Josh Wolf talk about Justin Bieber's pet monkey being quarantined at a German airport, Bieber also being charged for spitting on his neighbor who complained about his reckless driving, Bieber's Calabasas mansion being a refuge for his friends, a bunny costumed motorcyclist who was pulled over by highway patrol for not wearing a helmet, and Chris Brown talking about getting his life together in an interview on Today (1952). Chelsea chats with guest Thandiwe Newton about her latest show Rogue (2013), her upcoming meeting with Queen Elizabeth II, and a prank she used to pull as a child which involved fresh horse manure. And Chelsea introduces a new member of her writing staff, Thomas Dale.
Mon, Apr 1, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler talks about people coming to her for relationship advice, and who she turns to for her relationship guidance. Chelsea and her round table panelists Dov Davidoff, Loni Love and Matt Braunger talk about Ryan Gosling's announcement of taking a break from acting and the resulting telephone hotline for his depressed fans, Tilda Swinton's "sleeping" performance art at MOMA, an eighteen year old Kentucky man being arrested for running into a Bingo parlor and falsely yelling "BINGO", Gerard Butler sending Chelsea a video the result of his recent appearance on the show, most urban tap water having traces of anti-depressants, and an ambulance taxi in Russia designed to get people to their destination quickly. And Chelsea chats with guest Busy Philipps about her show Cougar Town (2009) being renewed for a fifth season, her current pregnancy and her perspective on baby naming.
Tue, Apr 2, 2013
In her opening monologue, host Chelsea Handler, on this hour long 1,081st celebratory episode, talks about the history of the studio in which they currently call home. Chelsea and her first segment round table panelists Jeff Wild, Loni Love and Brad Wollack discuss Magic Johnson's son coming out of the closet, and Jimmy Fallon officially being announced as the new host of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992). Chelsea and her second segment round table panelists Chris Franjola, Jen Kirkman and Heather McDonald discuss the mother of a Princeton student writing an open letter to female students telling them to find their husband on campus before the leaving school alone, and Heidi Klum saving her son from drowning in Hawaii. Chelsea and her third segment round table panelists Sarah Colonna, Fortune Feimster and Ross Mathews discuss common complaints by cruise ship passengers, Sarah Jessica Parker growing an extra bone in her foot from wearing too many high heels, and Samoa Air's new pay-as-you-weigh pricing policy. Chelsea chats with first guest Blake Shelton about his latest CD "Based on a True Story", his music career, and co-hosting the ACMs. Chelsea chats with second guest Josh Duhamel about soon becoming a father for the first time, narrating the documentary Planet Ocean (2012), and running into Brad Wollack all the time. And Blake performs his new single "Sure Be Cool If You Did".