Corner Gas (TV Series)

American Resolution (2009)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• [with Oscar's citizenship called into question, Brent thinks of a way for his dad to prove his Canadian-ness to everyone. The two of them sit at the counter in the Ruby] 

  Brent Leroy : [loudly]  Hey Lacey, could I get a soda over here?

  Oscar Leroy : [loudly, unconvincingly]  A soda, what's that?

  Brent Leroy : You know, a soda.

  Oscar Leroy : I think you mean a pop! You must have been in the States because here in Canada, we call it "pop".

  Lacey Burrows : [to Brent]  You could have given me the heads up that the scheme was gonna happen here.

  Brent Leroy : [quietly, to Lacey]  We wanted it to seem real and natural.

  Lacey Burrows : But I didn't even know what the plan was.

  Brent Leroy : So, you were real and natural!

  Brent Leroy : [loudly again]  Anyway, I'm off to the restroom.

  [Oscar doesn't react] 

  Brent Leroy : [to Oscar]  The restroom.

  Oscar Leroy : Right, oh right! Brent, here in Canada we don't call them "restrooms", we call them "washrooms"! Isn't that right everybody?

  Oscar Leroy : [looking around nervously at everyone]  Our lawyers wear robes in court.