Spider-Man: New Generation (2018)
Nicolas Cage: Spider-Man Noir
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Quotes
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Spider-Man Noir : Hey, fellas.
Miles Morales : Is he in black and white?
Peter B. Parker : Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
Spider-Man Noir : Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind... smells like rain.
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Peter B. Parker : [to Miles, after he lost his uncle Aaron] We've all been there. For me, it was my uncle Ben.
Spider-Man Noir : For me, it was my uncle Benjamin.
Peni Parker : For me, it was my father.
Gwen Stacy : For me, it was my best friend.
Spider-Ham : Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.
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Spider-Man Noir : Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.
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Spider-Man Noir : [looking at a Rubik's Cube] This is purple?
Spider-Ham : No.
Spider-Man Noir : Blue?
Spider-Ham : No.
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Spider-Man Noir : OK, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I'm talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?
Miles Morales : Well, I, I haven't actually fought anyone...
Spider-Man Noir : Surprise attack!
[Miles tries to fight Spider-Man Noir, but Noir knocks him down. Peni jumps in]
Peni Parker : Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?
Miles Morales : Can I what?
Peni Parker : Show me!
Spider-Man Noir : Surprise attack!
[Noir knocks him down again]
Gwen Stacy : Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?
Spider-Man Noir : Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Aunt May : Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
Spider-Ham : Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
Miles Morales : What?
Gwen Stacy : Can you be strong?
Peni Parker : Ruthless?
Gwen Stacy : Disciplined?
Miles Morales : I don't know, maybe...
Spider-Ham : BOING!
Spider-Man Noir : Show me some moxie, soldier!
Gwen Stacy : Above all, no mater how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
Spider-Man Noir : Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor...
Gwen Stacy : - When you think you've given your all...
Spider-Ham : - When you think you can't keep going...
Spider-Man Noir : - Spider-Man always gets up.
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Spider-Man Noir : [fighting Tombstone] Is that all you got? You gonna fight or you just bumping gums, you hard-boiled turtle slapper?
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Spider-Man Noir : Get a load of how the waiters are dressed.
[seeing the waiters are all dressed like Spider-Man]
Spider-Man Noir : It's in poor taste, but... it can't be that easy.
[cut to them sneaking in as waiters]
Spider-Man Noir : It's that easy.
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Aunt May : [as the Spider-People prepare to fight Kingpin's henchmen in May's living room] Would you mind taking this outside?
Spider-Man Noir : We don't pick the ballroom. We just dance.
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Spider-Man Noir : My name is Peter Parker.
Peni Parker : My name is Peni Parker.
Spider-Ham : My name is Peter Porker.
Spider-Man Noir , Peni Parker : I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
Spider-Ham : [simultaneously] I was bitten by a radioactive pig.
Spider-Man Noir : In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.
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Peter B. Parker : So, uh, how did you get here?
Spider-Man Noir : Well, it's kind a long story.
[flashback to the shockwave that brought him, Spider-Ham, and Peni here]
Spider-Man Noir : Maybe not that long.