Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual (2011)

Mr. Man knows way more about laying pipe than halfpipes, and the only kind of grinding he's ever done is against the body of a gorgeous and horny young man. Needless to say, he's not the biggest skateboarding fan around. But that's not to say he's never wanted to get with a skater boy, and never more so than after watchingAnti Reproductive Mating Ritual (2017). This six-minute-long Norwegian short film is all about two beautiful young men who are skateboarding in a parking lot set against a dramatic landscape. They begin to connect and undress, skating naked as they start an intimate ritual of their own. That's pretty much it. The whole thing is just two uncircumcised dudes without helmets hanging out and skating with their schlongs out. Sign these fellas up to compete in the seX Games! The two stars of the film, Scandinavian sexpots Tor Erik Bøe and Sjur Nyvold, show full nudity as they skateboard outside! We get to admire them at all angles when Tor and Sjur get erect as they bump their stiff members against one another. It's a one-eyed hand shake! They later show their peens outside in the cold in another intimate ritual that shows them seductively flirting and touching one another. There's a pretty dramatic size difference here between Sjur's small unit and Tor's long and thick model. It's like a longboard vs a penny board. Which you prefer is up to you, but since they both suck on some popsicles seductively, you might end up wondering about what their mouths do instead of sizing them up. Do a kickflip! Then flip us over and do some grinding! Naked skateboarding is not a crime! Okay, it probably is. But it's never looked more seductive than in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual!