Hardbodies (1984)

Hey dude, take a chill pill! And other things people said in the 1980’s. The epic time capsule of a movie Hardbodies (1984) is beloved for its unabashed embracement of everything popular at the time. Fashion, slang, and hairstyles (oh, the hairstyles) of the decade all come together here, transporting us back to a simpler time. The movie follows three older men who decide that their best chance of getting with the babes is to flaunt their cash and buy a sweet crash bad by the beach. The girls are all like “these guys are grody,” so the men enlist the help of smooth talking youngster Scotty (Grant Cramer) to teach them a thing or two.

With money troubles of his own, the plot takes a number of twists and turns while, as it promises, introducing us to some truly hard bods! While you don’t want to miss out on Antony Ponzini’s penis pouch and sexy mature body, it’s Grant who really steals the show here. The gorgeous, sun-kissed, and blonde babe gives us plenty of looks at his physique throughout, but it’s a peen scene at the 3 minute mark that’s totally bodacious. Watch as the sexy boy pulls back the covers to reveal a retro bush and nice cock before getting up to flash ass! Hey Cramer, let’s see if you live up to your name!