Nurse Diary: Wicked Finger (1979) is a Japanese sex comedy about a hot doctor who has an affair with a nurse, but things are really complicated for her because his wife's family owns the hospital they work at. Yasuo Arakawa gives us plenty of comic relief when he gets his penis stuck in a vacuum. We'd love to suck on his tube, that's for sure. In another scene, he drops his underwear and sits beside a woman, showing off his ass and strong back. We know where we'd like to place a wicker finger.