Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013)

Flesh fans found a release with the 2013 release of Nymphomaniac  Vol. 1. Also spelled Nymph()maniac, Lars von Trier’s erotic saga explores the sexploits of Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg), an assaulted nympho who Seligman (Stellan Skarsgård) rescues from an alley. While he nurses her back to health, she tells him about her promiscuous past. Shown in a series of vignettes, Joe’s story is far from boring, especially when she hooks up with a bunch of hunks. We’re all ears … and boners! With Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013), this sexy flick marks the third and final installment in the auteur’s Depression Trilogy, following Antichrist (2009) and Melancholia (2011). But what is there to be sad about when so many dudes are doffing their duds? Indeed, Mr. Man’s spirits (as well as another part of the anatomy) are on the rise when S (Jens Albinus) gets a blowie from a teenaged Jo (Stacy Martin) just 33 minutes into the movie. Soon after, the lusty little lady pleases plenty of naked men (Christoph Schechinger, David Halina, Jesse Inman, and Jonas Baeck) in bed. If that’s not arousing enough, G (Christian Gade Bjerrum) struts his stuff in the buff. As such, he flaunts his cock, chest, and all the rest. Not to be outdone, Joe’s father (Christian Slater) bares his buns. While getting it on with P (Mia Goth), Shia LaBeouf and his body double treat us to views of the character Jerôme’s ass, sack, and erect shaft! These giving guys will turn you into a chiromaniac!