A 38-year-old man in an iron lung decides it’s time to lose his virginity in the biopic The Sessions (2012). Mark O’Brien (John Hawkes) suffered from polio as a child, leaving him essentially immobile and confined to an iron lung for the majority of his life. After his advances are shot down by his caregiver Amanda (Annika Marks), Mark decides to turn to sex therapist Cheryl Green (Helen Hunt) to get his baloney pony out of the stables. Though we don’t get to see John Hawkes’ wet noodle, we do get plenty of looks at his pubes and slender physique. Hawkes will have you doing some sessions on yourself!