You’d never know by the entertainment industry that less than .0025% of Italian Americans actually belong to crime families. Yet audiences believe otherwise due to the glut of mafia movies — Scarface (1932), The Scarface Mob (1959), The Godfather (1972), Capone (1975), A Bronx Tale (1993), The Sicilian (1987), The Freshman (1990), Goodfellas (1990), Donnie Brasco (1997), Boss of Bosses (2001) — and TV shows such as The Sopranos (1999-2007). Of course, we can’t forget to include Marco Bellocchio’s crime flick The Traitor (2019). This R rated drama centers around mob informant Tommaso Buscetta (Pierfrancesco Favino). We don’t want to imply he was a wise guy, but the man was dubbed “the boss of the two worlds” because of his deftness and duplicity. Thanks to the uninhibited actor’s revealing role, Mr. Man likes to refer to Mr. Favino as “the boss of two buns.” That’s because he flashes his ass to bang a babe on a hospital bed at the 58-minute mark. Check out his bare back and dimpled derriere when he gets on top of her. Don’t come a knockin’ if the gurney is a rockin’! If that’s not hot enough, mobster Salvatore Inzerillo (Matteo Contino) exposes his chest and rump when he’s making love to a woman just 15 minutes into the movie. Even though the room is dimly lit, the sexy scene brightens our day. That is, until the nude dude gets ambushed and is shot to death. Needless to say, he died with a smile on his face!