Venus in the Garden (2011)

You’d think Mr. Man’s favorite planet would be Uranus but it’s actually Venus — at least when it comes to Venus in the Garden (2011). Under the pen and direction of Telémachos Alexiou, this avant garde flick centers on Nikos (Alex Vardas also known as Alexandros Vardaxoglou) and Alan (Stavros Svigos). They’re male prostitutes who find themselves in an odd relationship with a female pimp (Athina Mathiou) after meeting on a dark street during an intense heat wave. Shot on black and white stock, the artsy drama plays like an hour-long Calvin Klein Obsession commercial highlighted by Alex’s fab flesh! No doubt, audience members stood up and took notice as the exotic ingénue made both his movie and his nude debut in this revealing pic. In one scene, the naked babe displays his bare back and butt as well as his acrobatic skills when he balances on a railing. In another scene, the nude dude proudly exposes his chiseled chest and all the rest (we’re talking black pubes, long schlong and bouncing balls) as he gets his dance moves on. Needless to say, Alex puts the motion into this motion picture! Also known as I Afroditi stin avli and Η Αφροδίτη στην αυλή, this skinternational flick features dialogue in Greek and French. Yet whenever Mr. Vardas appears in the buff, his bare body communicates via the universal language of lust. In other words, no translation is needed to start yanking since this Hellas hunk is like his Grecian homeland — super hot!