“I don’t think you could handle Moz,” Johnny puffs away on his cigarette. “I know you couldn’t handle Axl,” Izzy strums his guitar.

The former Smiths frontman Morrissey's solo career has been prematurely ended through unfortunate means, and it's up to Robert Smith and Simon Gallup of The Cure to dispose of the body. Unfortunately, neither of them can do that without bickering over it at each other.

God, of course he'd cry during sex. That'd be just like him.

Steven wasn't born like everyone else. If the mind was a machine his gears would have cobwebs. As soon as he was responsible for himself Steven would try his very best to increase his intelligence by the slightest bit. Every week day after he got off from work at his local record store he would visit Mr. Marr, a 26 year old volunteer, for adult educational classes at Manchester community college. One day, Mr. Marr holds Steven after class. He asks Steven whether he'd like to become "smart". Steven says .....

With Sid, there would have been a fistfight, followed by sex, followed by silence. Their loop was drawn in blood and bound in action, that one friend he never allowed to be more than that. With Moz, there are words.

Johnny is smoking hot, and it drives Moz insane

A smoking Johnny and an over-sensitive Morrissey

Morrissey and Johnny go to a gig.

Johnny doesn't really talk to Moz about Andy, and he doesn\'t really talk to Andy about Moz.