Shameless S01E01 Pilot

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Frank describes each of his children and seems proud of their various accomplishments and personalities despite their challenging upbringing. He also expresses affection for his neighbors Kev and Veronica.

Frank provides descriptions of each of his children, highlighting their personalities, strengths, and ambitions. Fiona is a 'rock' and helps out a lot. Lip is smart and doing well in school. Ian is hardworking and ambitious. Carl loves animals. Debbie is kind and raises money for charity. Liam is still young but Frank thinks he will do well.

Frank thinks Kev and Veronica are fantastic neighbors who are very supportive of each other. He comments that there is nothing they won't do for each other, suggesting they have a very intimate relationship.

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Nobody's saying our neighborhood
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is the Garden of Eden.
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Hell, some people say God
avoids this place altogether,
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but it's been a good home to us...
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to me and my kids, who I'm proud of,
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'cause every single one of them
reminds me a little bit of me.
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Fiona, my rock, huge help.
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Has all the best qualities of her mother,
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except she's not a raging psycho bitch.
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Blow.
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Lip, smart as a whip.
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Straight "A"s and the honor roll.
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Boy's definitely going somewhere.
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You, come back!
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Stop!
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Ian, industrious, conscientious,
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ambitious, incredible work ethic.
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Don't have a clue where he got that from.
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Wants to be a paratrooper.
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Knows how to disembowel an enemy
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with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock.
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Carl.
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Uh, I don't really know
that much about Carl.
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Oh, loves animals.
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Always dragging home
some poor stray he found,
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taking them up to his room.
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Ah, Debbie.
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Sent by God, total angel.
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Raises money for UNICEF year-round,

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some of which she actually turns in.
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Liam, going to be a star.
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I'm no biologist,
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but he looks a little
bit like my first sponsor.
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He and the ex were close.
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Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors.
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There's nothing they
won't do for each other.
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Or to each other.
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That didn't hurt half as
much as I thought it would.
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I never realized how
little sex I was having
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till V and Kev moved next door.
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And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher,
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knows the most important
thing in this life...
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we know how to fucking party!

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No!
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Fuck you, man!
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Episode 101: Pilot Presync: IAA
corrected for addic7ed by chamallow
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7:15, monkeys.
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Come on.
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Oh, no. 7:15.
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Oh, no.
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I fell down.
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First shower!
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You had it yesterday.
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Fuck!
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Shit.
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- Electric.
- Yeah.
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Coming through.
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Electric.
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- Electric.
- Electric.
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No. You've got a Happy Meal
on the front of that shirt.
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Oh, um, field trip. Need Dad's signature.
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- Okay.
- Arms up.
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Wow, Deb, that's getting really good.
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- Who's got the phone?
- I got it.
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- Any minutes left?
- Uh, 14.
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Hey, I need something
for show-and-tell.
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How much are we short?
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$18.30.
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Oh, I'm tutoring after school.
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I should be able to kick in like ten more.
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Hey, did, uh, Carl put in any?

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You're almost nine.
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You're going to have to
start pulling your weight.
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That's right, and get a real job,
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not just dipping into the
collection plate at St. Tim's.
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I'm filling in for Candi.
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I can cover the rest.
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Extra kraut on mine.
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Cheese on mine.
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Somebody's got to take Liam.
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Uh, I got a calculus test.
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I'm working after school.
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Show-and-tell?
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Show them the birthmark on his back.
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It looks like Latvia.
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That's my fucking bike!
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No Candi again?
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Bobby's got a bail hearing.
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That kid's going to be the death of her.
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What is it this time?
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Tried tagging a cop car
with the cops still in it.
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What?
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Who's got the jumbo dog?
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How'd you know?
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X-ray vision.
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Hey.
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Would you tap that ass?
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Once, if I double-bagged it.
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Project girls don't abort.
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Uh, hi.

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I'm here to help Karen
study for her midterm.
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Okay.
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You have to take your shoes off.
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What?
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I'll get you a plastic bag.
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Here you go.
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She's got this thing
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about people bringing dirt in the house.
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Molysmophobia.
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Right.
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Okay, so, um... if you
remember it like this,
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the... the formula is completely visible.
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Um... okay.
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Midget naked witch is bending over,
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and she's crying


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'cause she lost one ear
and she can't find it.
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How do you know all this?
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Uh, just something I
like to fool around with.
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Like a hobby?
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Uh, no. More like a plan.
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- Physics?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Have you done Newton's first?
I've got a great one for that.
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Um, "Everybody continues
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in a state of rest or uniform motion
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unless acted upon
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by an external...
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force."
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Uh, hang on.
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Karen, I'm, uh...


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I'm still going to have
to charge you for this.
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Charge me?
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Yeah, this isn't charity.
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I get paid for tutoring.
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I know.
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Science just turns me on.
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Okay.
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Jesus.
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Lip, you in there?
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Lip. Can I borrow your deodorant?
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- I'm using Ian's.
- If I stick this in the washer
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- before I go out, keep an eye on it?
- Fiona, where are you?
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Uh, do it tomorrow.
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God, it stinks in here.

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Oh, sorry. There's a shirt I need.
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Fiona!
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We need to go if we're going
to get a ride to the club.
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- Hey, five minutes.
- Look at me.
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No, this has got to go back tomorrow.
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I'll put it back on later.
I have a tag gun at home.
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- What?
- From when I worked at T.J. Maxx.
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Let's go.
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Hot dogs downstairs. Nachos, too.
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- Have fun.
- Bye, Lip!
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Hey, Veronica.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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My purse! Fuck!
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My purse!
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That guy just took my purse!
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Shit. Hey!
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Hey! Assholes!
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Ah, sorry.
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That was fucking incredible.
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Truly, honestly, one of the most
heroic things I've ever seen.
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Did you see him?
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Stupid, but, man, heroic.
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Uh, Steve.
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Uh, my name is Steve.
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Uh, I was...
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going to offer to buy you a drink anyway.
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Oh. She'll take a drink.
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Hey, where do you think you're going?
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- Uh...
- Are you serious?
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- Where's his stamp?
- Can you believe this joker?
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If you were doing your job,
he wouldn't have had to.
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No stamp, no reentry.
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Is he for real?
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Fat prick.
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Fine. You're all barred.
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- For what?
- Uh, drugs.
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What?
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He probably let them get
away 'cause he knows them.
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- Shut up, skank.
- Watch your mouth.
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Or you're going to do what?
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Okay. Okay, forget it.

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Please, forget it. Okay.
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Come on, let's... let's get a cab.
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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Oh, shit!
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Watch it!
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Hey, fucker!
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Got a hummer today.
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What's the law on sex with pets?
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From Karen Jackson.
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No way.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She got a "C" in physics. Needed a "B."
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Or you, uh...
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you wouldn't have waited

this long to tell me.


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Oh, five hours.
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Okay, you're full of shit.
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Fuck you.
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You ever have a knob job?
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Once or twice.
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I didn't hear you rushing to tell me.
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Yeah, well.
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I mean, I thought...
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we tell each other everything.
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Unless...
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You got sucked off by a guy.
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For instance.
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No way. Lake Forest...
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Lake Forest is not Chicago.
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I'm not kidding, Steve.


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You are dead if he ever lays
eyes on you. And I mean dead.
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I nearly peed myself when you hit him.
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Well, I did a little.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Wait, how many of you guys live here?
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Not me, I'm one down.
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But the old guy next door
died in March, which I guess
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technically makes us next-door neighbors.
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- So you're a nurse, Veronica?
- Used to be.
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Lying bitch.
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She worked housekeeping at Cook County,
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bedpans and shit-sheets.
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Fine. But I was offered a
place in the nursing school.
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Fine. But it never happened.
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They fired her for selling
medical supplies on eBay.
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Will you shut up? We don't even know him.
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- Steve.
- Carl.
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Lip.
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Debbie.
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How you doing, Debbie?
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Nice watch.
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Oh, thanks. Panerai.
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What'd that set you back, about six bills?
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Plus, Ian.
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Hey.
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Hey, Debbie, why do they call him "Lip"?
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His real name's Philip.
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Yo, Veronica!

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You got my keys?
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What's going on here?
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This is Steve.
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Decked the bouncer at
Purgatory to defend my honor.
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My honor.
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Yeah? Which bouncer?
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Jimmy Clifton.
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Jimmy Cli...
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Well, Jesus, man,
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put it there! Respect!
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Guy just stands there,
doesn't really do anything.
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Yeah, you'll be his third conviction.
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- Huh?
- Third or fourth.
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- Fourth.
- Yeah.

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I mean, after that much
practice, you would think
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the man would have
manslaughter down by now.
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No more fuck-ups like last time,
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like leaving his dad still breathing.
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His dad.
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Yeah. Five years,
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over an '87 Monte Carlo with
200,000 miles on the odometer.
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Fucking Monte Carlo!
268
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,431
Okay, come on, time for bed.
Up the wooden hill. Come on.
269
00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:28,400
- It's not even midnight yet!
- Aw, man.
270
00:14:28,525 --> 00:14:30,102
- Come on, come on, go!
- Already?
- Shut up.
271
00:14:30,227 --> 00:14:31,953
Move, move, move, move, come on.
272
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,373
Yeah, let me take one last look at you,

273
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,599
while you're still alive!
274
00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:39,628
Here.
275
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,518
What, that's his?
276
00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:49,187
Yeah. Well, company car.
277
00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:51,523
What kind of company?
278
00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:53,015
Internet startup?
279
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:57,763
Earning what?
280
00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:59,231
Couple mil a year.
281
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,365
High school dropout.
282
00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:04,136
Got a job as a janitor
in this small tech firm.
283
00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:05,971
Within a year, he owned it.
284
00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:07,531
Made his first billion by 20.
285
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,809
Two Jags, controlling
interest in the Red Wings,
286
00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:13,345
10,000 employees kissing his ass.
287
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,447

"Yes, boss. No, boss."


288
00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:17,540
Why shouldn't he ride around in style?
289
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,580
Oh, you just made that up.
290
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:28,193
What... ?
291
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,511
Why do you do that?
292
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,796
Your face!
293
00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:32,331
How is that even funny?
It's not even funny...
294
00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,732
How the fuck would I
know how much he earns,
295
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,058
you twisted dumb prick?
296
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,835
I'm not a dumb prick.
297
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,671
Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago.
298
00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:41,106
Take back "dumb prick"!
299
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,075
Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Veronica.
300
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,484
What's your pre-tax income?
301
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,911
Well, you sure didn't mind

302
00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:47,012
- watching him take his
shirt off, now, did you?
- Huh?
303
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,181
Not one bit.
304
00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:50,682
In fact, if you hadn't walked in,
305
00:15:50,807 --> 00:15:54,386
Fiona and I were going to
knock him down and tag-team him.
306
00:15:54,511 --> 00:15:56,997
Now I guess I'm stuck with you.
307
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,391
Hold on.
308
00:15:59,516 --> 00:16:01,383
The Fiona tag-team, is that an option?
309
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,964
'Cause you know, you can
throw that in the mix...
310
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,132
Anytime you wanna do it too...
311
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,624
I'll be doing it, all right...
312
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:19,811
All quiet up the "wooden hill"?
313
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:21,855
As quiet as it ever gets.
314
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,483
Straight answer: if I hadn't
busted my skull for you tonight,
315
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,900
would you have looked at me twice?

316
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,862
Who's saying that I looked twice?
317
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,913
Oh, you did, then.
318
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,720
I can't.
319
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,138
You know, 90% of the world's
problems are caused by
320
00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:48,089
tiny words that come in pairs.
321
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,143
I mean, we're healthy and we're
happy, but when people ask,
322
00:16:51,268 --> 00:16:53,345
we say...
323
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,437
"Not bad."
324
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,351
You know, the first time
that I saw you dancing,
325
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,655
about a month back at Crobar,
326
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:07,125
I was desperate to buy you a drink.
327
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:12,130
You know, normally I'm shy,
so I told myself: I can't.
328
00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:16,802
She won't. We wouldn't.
329
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:20,472
And then tonight I see you there again.

330
00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:23,766
All the indications
being that I'm getting...
331
00:17:25,402 --> 00:17:27,479
a second chance to make a good impression.
332
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,572
Tell me to stop, and I'll stop.
333
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,529
Take it slower, slower, slower, slower.
334
00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,589
Slower.
335
00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:51,803
Slower.
336
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,796
Slower.
337
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:34,904
Almost... almost...
338
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,944
- Fiona?
- Shit. Shit, shit!
339
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,148
Fiona!
340
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,253
Shit.
341
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,173
Fiona, are you home?
342
00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:01,973
Is Fiona in?
343
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,976
Uh... she's upstairs.
344

00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:11,316


I'll go get her.
345
00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:15,120
- Hey.
- Oh.
346
00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:17,255
Yeah, uh, cops looking for you.
347
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,480
Stay here.
348
00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:25,121
Liam.
349
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,332
Liam?
350
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,327
You... you...
351
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,943
I wouldn't put him anywhere near a carpet
352
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,377
till his pants dry a bit.
353
00:19:39,502 --> 00:19:40,436
Thanks, Tony.
354
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,505
See you, Fiona.
355
00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:47,060
Who the hell is that?
356
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:50,913
My dad.
357
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,324
You just leave him there all night?
358
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,425
He's never there when I get up.

359
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,408
So, uh, who's the little guy?
360
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:11,417
Liam?
361
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,536
Liam's my brother.
362
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,996
Rita.
363
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,610
Anne's school called. She's sick.
364
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,278
Everything up to 204 is clean.
365
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,546
I should be back in a couple of hours.
366
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:22,981
Raul won't care?
367
00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:25,850
He smoked his lunch
again. He won't even know.
368
00:21:25,975 --> 00:21:27,319
I'm making tamales tonight.
369
00:21:27,444 --> 00:21:28,353
I'll drop off a dozen.
370
00:21:28,478 --> 00:21:29,387
Okay.
371
00:21:29,512 --> 00:21:30,722
Adios...
372
00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:32,657
Oh, and take all the
toilet paper you need.
373
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,666

Okay.
374
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,194
You ready, big man?
375
00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:38,220
Let's do it. Come on. Here we go.
376
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:48,389
Kevin, did you miss me, dear?
377
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,774
A beer and a bump. And, uh...
378
00:21:49,899 --> 00:21:51,476
Billy, you having one?
379
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,478
Have one!
380
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,148
Go away, Frank.
381
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:59,942
A pen, Mr. Beerkeep, it is disability day.
382
00:22:01,411 --> 00:22:03,488
Disability people haven't
caught up with you yet?
383
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,156
I thought they had some guy
384
00:22:05,281 --> 00:22:07,533
following you around with a camera.
385
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,795
They can follow me
around all they want to,
386
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:14,556
but they have to actually
catch me doing something.
387
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,505
What's with the crowd?

388
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,973
Layoff at the Chrysler plant.
389
00:22:22,098 --> 00:22:23,049
You see?
390
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,510
That's the problem with working.
391
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,470
Too much instability. Stress!
392
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,520
What the fuck is this?
393
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,564
What's left, after I settled
out last month's bar tab.
394
00:22:39,682 --> 00:22:41,943
Better start a new one, then.
395
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:46,588
Oh! And a round for all
my friends from the UAW.
396
00:22:49,425 --> 00:22:51,836
Wow. Really?
397
00:22:51,961 --> 00:22:53,204
Fuck no.
398
00:23:15,952 --> 00:23:17,937
Hi.
399
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,857
Wondering what your
schedule's like on Friday.
400
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,835
Uh, I've got a...
401
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,836
I've got a party.

402
00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:25,820
Want a chaperone?
403
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,405
You're not eligible.
404
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,990
Right. Chick thing?
405
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,744
You're not that desperate.
406
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,813
Wanting to see you again is desperate?
407
00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:37,715
No, feeling like you have
to... that's desperate.
408
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,834
Come on, you can get laid anywhere.
409
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,128
Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck?
410
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,380
Never crossed your mind?
411
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,858
Just when you think you've
collared your dream girl,
412
00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:48,092
her incontinent,
413
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,219
alcoholic father appears,
wrecks everything,
414
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,863
and she's blaming you?
415
00:23:51,988 --> 00:23:52,972
Your dream girl?
416

00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,366


We had drunken sex on my kitchen floor.
417
00:23:55,491 --> 00:23:56,434
Pretty sad.
418
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,069
Quit pretending you don't even know me.
419
00:23:58,194 --> 00:23:59,729
You weren't that drunk.
420
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,873
Hey, it's Phillip.
421
00:24:01,998 --> 00:24:03,875
Hey, it's, uh, Dead Man Walking.
422
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,376
Jimmy Clifton called
today looking for you.
423
00:24:05,501 --> 00:24:06,444
No school?
424
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,571
Nah, I got some teeth pulled today.
425
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:09,363
Wisdom teeth?
426
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,249
- Sugar rot.
- Ah.
427
00:24:11,374 --> 00:24:12,533
You know, little known fact:
428
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,751
don't just chew your food on one side,
429
00:24:13,876 --> 00:24:15,053
'cause it can buckle your jaw,
430
00:24:15,178 --> 00:24:16,412
which will buckle your hips

and affect your posture.


431
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,580
Oh, that's a fact?
432
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,040
- Skeletal fact.
- Lip.
433
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,001
Hey, um,
434
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,496
talk out of your ass
with that much conviction,
435
00:24:24,621 --> 00:24:26,498
you end up needing a
much bigger toothbrush.
436
00:24:26,623 --> 00:24:28,600
That's a anal fact.
437
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:37,275
Listen, thank you for
trying to get my purse back
438
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,393
and, uh, stuff.
439
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,561
- But, uh...
- Stuff?
440
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,230
I'm not looking.
441
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,857
Not right now.
442
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,419
Okay.
443
00:24:48,544 --> 00:24:52,073
Is it all right if I leave my
number for when you might be?

444
00:24:55,151 --> 00:24:56,369
Relax, okay?
445
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,862
No. No, no, you're gonna like it.
446
00:24:57,987 --> 00:24:59,898
What am I, what am I
even gonna say, all right?
447
00:25:00,023 --> 00:25:02,333
You just got to keep
talking about science.
448
00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:04,068
I don't know anything about science.
449
00:25:04,193 --> 00:25:07,438
Okay, so just read from
the table of elements.
450
00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:10,341
Cerium, erbium, praseodymium.
451
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,640
Mrs. Jackson.
452
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,152
Karen is thrilled with you.
453
00:25:21,277 --> 00:25:24,522
She got an "A" on her physics midterm!
454
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,523
Karen!
455
00:25:25,648 --> 00:25:27,191
Honey, your little helper is here.
456
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,395
This is my brother Ian.
457
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,697
Um, I'm out of plastic bags.
458

00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,533


Why don't you leave your shoes
out here where they can breathe.
459
00:25:35,658 --> 00:25:36,742
Sure.
460
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,572
Mix these two together...
461
00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:42,440
Erbium, cerium,
462
00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:44,943
praseodymium, magnesium...
463
00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:48,580
You kids want so h homemade
lime chicken chimichangas?
464
00:25:48,705 --> 00:25:50,515
Um, no, no, thanks, Sheila.
465
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,216
- I think we're fine. No?
- All right.
466
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,927
Uh, praseodymium, uh,
467
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,762
magnesium, sulfur...
468
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,723
All right, I'm off to work.
469
00:25:59,816 --> 00:26:01,683
Hey, fellas.
470
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,687
- Where's Karen?
- Uh, her room.
471
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,315
I think Google Earth for a GPS reference
472

00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:08,833


on where Isaac Newton was born.
473
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,653
Guess what I made for your lunch.
474
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:16,073
Cornish game hen with Asian pear.
475
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,533
No.
476
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,644
Wild salmon with baby carrots.
477
00:26:19,769 --> 00:26:21,913
No.
478
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,005
Kiss and I'll tell.
479
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:29,128
I'll find out what I got when
I open the damn box, all right?
480
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,939
All right, I'm late, Karen, honey!
481
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,232
I guess I'll see you in the morning.!
482
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,112
What's she hiding for?
483
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,575
What are you hiding...
484
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,202
for?
485
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,746
Ah, sweet Jesus.
486
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,772
It's just a study group.

487
00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:36,153
He caught Lip!
488
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,159
The farther you run,
489
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,120
the more I will kill you!
490
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,718
Really? An old lady on the train?
491
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,636
Oh, yeah, yeah. The, um,
the doors were closing
492
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,313
on her walker, and Lip
barely got his foot in
493
00:28:02,438 --> 00:28:03,597
- in time to stop them from...
- Ow!
494
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,807
Jesus, Fiona!
495
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,441
Can't remember whether that's good or bad.
496
00:28:07,777 --> 00:28:09,554
More likely, you two
jumped the turnstiles again
497
00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:11,723
and he twisted it trying
to outrun the transit cops.
498
00:28:11,848 --> 00:28:13,825
No, no! Always elevate extremities!
499
00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:15,226
Move before you give
him a fucking embolism.
500
00:28:15,351 --> 00:28:16,819

You okay, Lip?


501
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,279
-Yeah, just please don't... don't touch it.
- Sweetheart?
502
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,363
Okay.
503
00:28:19,488 --> 00:28:20,656
Wiggle your toes.
504
00:28:21,757 --> 00:28:23,117
Go to my house, top of the freezer.
505
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,135
- Yeah.
- Two ice packs.
506
00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,286
- Second cupboard above the sink.
- Yeah.
507
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,138
Liquid ibuprofen, freeze
spray, ACE bandages.
508
00:28:27,263 --> 00:28:28,372
Sure.
509
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,574
- Shouldn't we get it X-rayed?
- Fuck no.
510
00:28:29,699 --> 00:28:31,342
He'll be in the E.R.
forever, and for what?
511
00:28:31,467 --> 00:28:32,677
"Sub-metatarsal hematoma."
512
00:28:32,802 --> 00:28:35,246
Thanks. Tell us something we
didn't know five hours ago.
513
00:28:35,371 --> 00:28:36,672
Fuck off. My bedroom,

514
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,757
- top of the TV.
- Yeah.
515
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,674
Pack of smoke-sand d a lighter.
516
00:28:41,777 --> 00:28:43,321
Shit! I'm not here! I'm not here!
517
00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:46,023
- What... ?
- You don't know us, Fiona!
518
00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:48,225
Oh, what have you done?
519
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,051
What have you done?!
520
00:28:58,995 --> 00:29:00,138
Can I get it through here,
521
00:29:00,263 --> 00:29:02,239
is it better coming around the back?
522
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,824
Samsung washer.
523
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,535
It's not me.
524
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,787
Gallagher, number 2119?
525
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,122
Yeah, but that's not ours.
526
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,082
Well, it's paid for.
527
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,209
You want me to hook it up or not?
528

00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:31,060


Where you going with those?
529
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,805
Uh, Veronica wants them.
530
00:29:33,930 --> 00:29:35,397
Well, give me one.
531
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,374
Got it? Okay.
532
00:30:10,499 --> 00:30:12,310
Ice and Advil.
533
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:15,513
And keep your weight off of it.
534
00:30:15,638 --> 00:30:17,248
I thought you were broke.
535
00:30:17,373 --> 00:30:19,750
That's what I said.
536
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,610
These were in the washer.
537
00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:24,755
Steve?
538
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,723
- Yeah.
- No.
539
00:30:26,882 --> 00:30:27,758
Who's Steve?
540
00:30:27,883 --> 00:30:29,493
The other night.
541
00:30:29,618 --> 00:30:30,561
No.
542
00:30:30,686 --> 00:30:32,363
I know.

543
00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:38,752
15 years!
544
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,971
15 years!
545
00:30:40,096 --> 00:30:41,606
I've done everything in my control...
546
00:30:41,731 --> 00:30:43,040
What did I say?!
547
00:30:43,165 --> 00:30:44,308
What did I tell you?!
548
00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:45,409
Sow and thou shall reap.
549
00:30:45,534 --> 00:30:46,969
Well, she didn't reap this from me,
550
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,579
I'll tell you that.
551
00:30:48,704 --> 00:30:49,680
Reap what?
552
00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:51,983
Wh... what are you reaping now?
553
00:30:52,108 --> 00:30:53,818
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
554
00:30:53,943 --> 00:30:55,269
Whatever it is, I'll try.
555
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,221
I'll... I'll... I'll really try.
556
00:30:57,346 --> 00:30:59,356
Mom, don't beg him.
557
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,109
If he can do this, then
the bastard's not worth it!

558
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,762
Hey, you honor thy father!
559
00:31:04,887 --> 00:31:06,405
Get fucked!
560
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,556
Don't try blaming me for this!
561
00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:12,270
You're your own worst enemy, you two.
562
00:31:12,395 --> 00:31:15,206
They say bad things happen
in three, they don't.
563
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,415
Twos! You two!
564
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,001
Insane.
565
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,390
Hello!
566
00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,766
How much you pay for it?
567
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:34,926
I'm not telling you that.
568
00:31:35,051 --> 00:31:36,101
It's a gift.
569
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,528
So you'd remember the phone number,
570
00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:38,529
which obviously worked.
571
00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:39,764
Your washer's in the yard, okay?
572
00:31:39,889 --> 00:31:41,482

We don't need it, I don't want it.


573
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,135
So you got to come pick it
up before it starts rusting.
574
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:45,444
Oh, is it?
575
00:31:46,495 --> 00:31:48,322
No.
576
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,657
Did the guy connect it?
577
00:31:50,766 --> 00:31:52,610
Yes.
578
00:31:52,735 --> 00:31:54,078
It's working okay?
579
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,621
It's not my favorite color.
580
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:56,956
Oh, so you've tried it.
581
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,223
Let me smell your breath.
582
00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:18,018
- Pork rinds?
- No.
583
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,270
Um, those are mine.
584
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,938
See? Hey, since when do pork rinds
585
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,039
actually come from a pig?
586
00:32:22,164 --> 00:32:23,774
Ian, I am the one that signs your check.

587
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,526
What's bad for him is really bad for you.
588
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,444
If you are stupid enough
to start lying for him...
589
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,696
They're just corn chips with fake hair,
590
00:32:30,606 --> 00:32:31,482
Last warning.
591
00:32:31,607 --> 00:32:32,683
You get yourself to that mosque
592
00:32:32,808 --> 00:32:34,452
so your dad stops blaming me for the fact
593
00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,828
that we're all going to hell.
594
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,663
And talk to your mother.
595
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:38,756
She won't talk to me.
596
00:32:38,881 --> 00:32:40,040
I can't force her to take her meds.
597
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,392
Well, I don't want the cops dragging me
598
00:32:41,517 --> 00:32:43,894
out of bed again at 4:00 a.m.
because she's out in the alley
599
00:32:44,019 --> 00:32:45,296
yelling that the CIA
is stealing her trash.
600
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,548
But that happened, didn't it?
601

00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,867


Once.
602
00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:51,102
Four years ago, yes.
603
00:32:51,227 --> 00:32:52,603
But now she's locked in the basement,
604
00:32:52,728 --> 00:32:54,138
making a helmet out of tinfoil.
605
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,681
Enough's enough!
606
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:56,741
Boys, come on, let's go.
607
00:32:56,866 --> 00:32:57,908
Get in the car.
608
00:32:58,033 --> 00:33:00,011
Now, I have to take the boys to Cub Scouts
609
00:33:00,136 --> 00:33:01,937
at the mosque before all
the carpets are taken.
610
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,607
She's your mother; get
her to take her Thorazine.
611
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:06,692
No, boys, no candy. Come on, let's go.
612
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,193
We're gonna be late.
Let's go, go, go, go, go.
613
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,403
No more!
614
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:10,788
Come on, we're gonna be late.
615
00:33:10,913 --> 00:33:11,822

Hurry up.
616
00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:48,859
Just tell me you didn't go
617
00:33:48,984 --> 00:33:51,562
and get some girl pregnant.
618
00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:52,820
No worries.
619
00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:55,949
He hates me.
620
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,303
You just, you look more like mom
621
00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,172
than any of the rest of us.
622
00:34:01,297 --> 00:34:02,456
You probably scare him.
623
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,507
Yeah?
624
00:34:03,632 --> 00:34:04,875
Yeah.
625
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,293
He ain't seen nothing yet.
626
00:34:07,536 --> 00:34:09,713
Did he give you money for the field trip?
627
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,507
I'll pay my own way, all right?
628
00:34:12,608 --> 00:34:14,885
No, you won't.
629
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,486
You must get sick of having
to think for everybody.
630

00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,439


Well, at least I can.
631
00:34:35,564 --> 00:34:37,491
Proves I'm wanted.
632
00:34:38,601 --> 00:34:41,579
Jesus, Fiona, if all you want
633
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:43,622
is to be needed then,
634
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,457
congratulations.
635
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,209
You've got yourself a job
for life with this joker.
636
00:35:13,869 --> 00:35:16,437
Hey. Get up.
637
00:35:18,841 --> 00:35:21,619
Dad, get up.
638
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,620
Get up!
639
00:35:42,898 --> 00:35:45,075
Good job, Fiona.
640
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,712
I don't know how I could
do this without you.
641
00:35:48,837 --> 00:35:51,857
Thanks for all your hard work.
642
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,477
You're welcome, Dad.
643
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:00,616
My pleasure.
644
00:36:38,954 --> 00:36:41,389
Good night, Daddy.

645
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,212
Hello.
646
00:36:55,337 --> 00:36:57,648
If that wasn't bullshit,
what was I wearing?
647
00:36:58,387 --> 00:37:00,425
First time you saw me,
if that wasn't a lie.
648
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:04,137
Black top with gold trim,
649
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:09,017
black shiny jeans, thin shoes... straps...
650
00:37:10,552 --> 00:37:13,554
sandals. With your hair pinned high.
651
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,819
Dangly gold earrings that made me smile.
652
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:25,450
A big watch... too big,
so it slid up your arm.
653
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,995
But it looked great.
654
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:32,349
And you were dancing
next to red-haired girl
655
00:37:32,474 --> 00:37:34,626
in a green dress.
656
00:37:41,116 --> 00:37:43,927
Yeah, yeah, Jenna. It
was Jenna's birthday.
657
00:37:44,052 --> 00:37:46,130
So you were... you were watching her,
658
00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:48,390

who's a lot better looking than me.


659
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:50,475
You think so? Really?
660
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,728
Yeah, so how come you're
not stalking Jenna?
661
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:55,731
Because you... you think
like that and Jenna doesn't.
662
00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,541
Jenna dances for an audience.
663
00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:01,245
You dance like there's
no one else in the room.
664
00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:04,315
Your life's not simple, Fiona,
665
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,284
and you can't stop it from
showing because you're no fake.
666
00:38:07,409 --> 00:38:09,620
You're not lost, you don't need finding.
667
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,221
This whole city belongs to the Jennas,
668
00:38:11,346 --> 00:38:12,789
but I'm sick of them.
669
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,327
I swear, Fiona, you're nothing
like anyone I've ever met.
670
00:38:16,452 --> 00:38:20,321
You make me want to enjoy my life again.
671
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,324
Are you there?
672

00:38:25,828 --> 00:38:28,029


Fiona?
673
00:39:48,343 --> 00:39:50,846
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
674
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,990
What have I ever done to
anybody, never mind you,
675
00:39:53,115 --> 00:39:54,258
that made me look unreliable?
676
00:39:54,383 --> 00:39:55,692
Un... unreliable.
677
00:39:55,817 --> 00:39:58,437
People like you are just way
too used to getting your own way.
678
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,106
And by people like me
you mean people like what?
679
00:40:03,759 --> 00:40:04,985
Okay, wait, all right.
680
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:08,172
Yes-no. All you got to
do is agree or disagree.
681
00:40:08,297 --> 00:40:11,450
He thinks the sun shines
out of his own ass.
682
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,910
- Agree or disagree.
- Agree.
683
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,580
He's overly generous and that bugs me.
684
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,207
Agree.
685
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,885
- Because I'm not used to get...

- Actually very agree.


686
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:23,545
Because I'm not used to getting spoiled.
687
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,456
Okay.
688
00:40:25,581 --> 00:40:27,716
So I lose respect for guys like Steve
689
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,760
because people unlike Steve
690
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,129
or people diametrically opposite to Steve
691
00:40:32,254 --> 00:40:33,597
have always let me down.
692
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,433
So deciding that he's overeducated
693
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,001
and has more money than sense
694
00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:39,336
is somehow more socially acceptable
695
00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:40,704
than asking myself, for instance,
696
00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:43,398
why do the men I always
date treat me like shit?
697
00:40:44,499 --> 00:40:46,318
Fuck you.
698
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,360
It's a question.
699
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,279
Fuck you.
700

00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,405


Either-or.
701
00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:54,910
Agree.
702
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,495
He's had a easy life.
703
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,855
- Definitely.
- And you prefer a guy who's been
704
00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,664
- around the block a few times.
- What if I do?
705
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,751
Say, D block of a maximum security prison?
706
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,253
If he knew how to have fun, yeah, sure.
707
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,506
Fiona, I can't help my upbringing.
708
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,841
So how come it's me again
having to apologize for mine?
709
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,510
Who's asking you to?
710
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,537
We finished here, guys?
711
00:41:13,662 --> 00:41:16,014
We're working on it.
712
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,018
You want to wait outside
while I pay the bill?
713
00:41:21,269 --> 00:41:23,355
Sure.
714

00:41:27,342 --> 00:41:28,719


He's on break?
715
00:41:28,844 --> 00:41:30,946
- Any second now.
- All right.
716
00:41:53,335 --> 00:41:55,595
- Good evening, sir.
- Thanks.
717
00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:15,323
I don't buy and sell cars.
718
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,367
I just sell them.
719
00:42:17,492 --> 00:42:20,454
But the cars I sell are
mainly, uh, not mine.
720
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,877
Still looking for fun, Fiona?
721
00:42:33,275 --> 00:42:34,675
Go.
722
00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:04,247
Mom, we have to wear our shoes.
723
00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:05,540
There's bits of glass on the floor.
724
00:43:09,778 --> 00:43:11,688
Maybe Lip could use a drink.
725
00:43:11,813 --> 00:43:13,924
Oh, yes. Sorry, Lip.
726
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,425
That's okay.
727
00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:18,345
I'm a... I'm a bit off
today, aren't I, Karen?
728

00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,263


So, um, vodka?
729
00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:22,833
I could do slow comfortable screws.
730
00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,468
Plenty of tequila.
731
00:43:24,593 --> 00:43:26,203
I think I'm out of lime.
732
00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:27,812
Um, definitely gin fizz.
733
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:28,980
Just a couple of Cokes, Mom.
734
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,190
- And some beers.
- Beers.
735
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,942
Great, Sheila. Thanks.
736
00:43:39,608 --> 00:43:42,085
So what if your dad comes
back and sees me here?
737
00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:43,411
He won't.
738
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,722
That's my fault?
739
00:43:45,847 --> 00:43:48,549
He's been looking for
an excuse for months.
740
00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,921
What kind of impression
did you get from my brother?
741
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,831
- Ian?
- Yeah.

742
00:43:54,956 --> 00:43:56,716
- He seems nice.
- Right, but, uh...
743
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,135
did he pitch a tent?
744
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,220
Huh?
745
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,930
Did you make him hard?
746
00:44:04,399 --> 00:44:06,476
Ever try to play pool with a rope?
747
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,014
Yo, Kash?
748
00:45:04,626 --> 00:45:06,427
Yo, Kash!
749
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,669
All right, you stack the butter,
750
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,504
I'll do the snacks.
751
00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,384
Oh, Jesus Christ, Lip.
752
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,519
Sorry, sorry, Kash.
753
00:45:22,644 --> 00:45:25,680
Just, uh... thanks for the tools.
754
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,124
Any time.
755
00:45:27,249 --> 00:45:28,391
Long as I get 'em back.
756
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,751
Right.

757
00:45:35,891 --> 00:45:37,984
You must be joking.
758
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:43,531
What, y... you're fucking him?
759
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:47,868
Fuck.
760
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,146
He bought them for you, didn't he?
761
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,775
Those shoes.
762
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,710
He's married!
763
00:46:20,835 --> 00:46:22,212
With kids!
764
00:46:22,337 --> 00:46:24,155
What else does he buy you, Ian?!
765
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:27,117
Stuff.
766
00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:28,701
Now and again.
767
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,621
And you're happy with that?
768
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,290
What's that make you, huh?
769
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,625
A fucking kept boy at best.
770
00:46:41,456 --> 00:46:42,599
Listen to me, stupid!
771
00:46:42,724 --> 00:46:45,001
You think you know

everything, but you know shit!


772
00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:47,237
Ask me what I've got him, huh?
773
00:46:47,362 --> 00:46:48,438
Ask me!
774
00:46:48,563 --> 00:46:50,432
CDs, dozens of CDs!
775
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,393
Stuff that he's never heard
of, stuff I think he might like,
776
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,603
'cause I want him to like
the same things that I do.
777
00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:58,381
And a couple Sox tickets for his birthday.
778
00:46:58,506 --> 00:47:00,150
So what's that make you, Lip, huh?
779
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,069
It makes you wrong, you
fucking smart asshole!
780
00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,156
Now go back to Kash and promise him
781
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,557
that you're not gonna tell anybody
782
00:47:07,682 --> 00:47:10,551
'cause he's done nothing
to be sorry for, nothing.
783
00:47:22,731 --> 00:47:26,977
"Fake Muslim cheats on
white fundamentalist wife
784
00:47:27,102 --> 00:47:28,636
with gutless gay boy."
785

00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,315


Says more about White Sox fans
786
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,274
than it does for the rest of us.
787
00:47:44,285 --> 00:47:46,587
I think they're all asleep.
788
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,827
Gotcha!
789
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,272
Who's been eating my porridge?
790
00:47:55,397 --> 00:47:56,414
Hey, Dad.
791
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,741
This is Steve.
792
00:47:57,866 --> 00:47:59,459
Oh, no, no, no, we met before,
793
00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,802
but you weren't exactly...
794
00:48:07,142 --> 00:48:09,052
How much do you weigh?
795
00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:11,971
Uh, I don't know.
796
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,124
That would fit me.
797
00:48:14,249 --> 00:48:16,259
You can just ignore him.
798
00:48:16,384 --> 00:48:17,936
And you? Move.
799
00:48:26,127 --> 00:48:28,538
You know what? I better
let you get to bed.

800
00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:29,839
Um, but thanks.
801
00:48:29,964 --> 00:48:31,074
It was nice.
802
00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:32,876
- Yeah.
- Nice, right?
803
00:48:33,001 --> 00:48:35,569
Oh... no. Nah.
804
00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:45,746
Who paid for this?
805
00:48:50,952 --> 00:48:53,304
What the hell's he on?
806
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:56,266
Uh, he thinks he bought Ecstasy,
807
00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:59,435
but the only dealer he gets
credit from is a schizophrenic.
808
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,673
It's not a case of whether or not
809
00:49:03,798 --> 00:49:04,874
I agree. It's a fact.
810
00:49:04,999 --> 00:49:06,776
If I were a single parent, we'd be on...
811
00:49:06,901 --> 00:49:07,877
Aren't you a single parent?
812
00:49:08,002 --> 00:49:09,145
"Yeah, but if I had tits... "
813
00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:10,880
Yeah, but if I had tits, Steve,
814
00:49:11,005 --> 00:49:12,549

they would double the money.


815
00:49:12,674 --> 00:49:15,493
If you're a guy, they don't
want to fucking hear it.
816
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,486
I... I get it, Frank, so it's,
817
00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:17,487
"Prove you're looking for work."
818
00:49:17,612 --> 00:49:18,663
Oh, he's on disability.
819
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:19,706
Yeah? For what?
820
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:21,891
A tragedy really. I gave
my life to that company.
821
00:49:22,016 --> 00:49:23,159
You worked there a week.
822
00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:24,427
What happened?
823
00:49:24,552 --> 00:49:26,763
Uh, slaughterhouse, poultry.
824
00:49:26,888 --> 00:49:27,964
Dangerous work.
825
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,049
Doing my job, unsuspecting,
826
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,969
when out of nowhere I
am slammed in the ribs
827
00:49:33,094 --> 00:49:34,721
by a headless flying chicken.
828
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,515
I was lucky... it almost missed me.

829
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,543
And what do I get for
my pain and suffering?
830
00:49:40,668 --> 00:49:45,189
Followed around by a video camera!
831
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,583
Where's the trust, Steve?
832
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:49,886
The sacred bond between
employer and employee?
833
00:49:50,011 --> 00:49:52,280
Gone, Steve. It's gone.
834
00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,699
How's a guy supposed to work,
hurt, with kids this age?
835
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,593
- Hello? Thank you!
- Yeah.
836
00:49:56,718 --> 00:49:59,162
Exactly. Excellent! Excellent.
837
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,206
And her mother, God rest
her soul, Dad, stop it!
838
00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:04,500
- 'cause she better be dead, that bitch.
- Cut it out!
839
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:08,171
Four... four-month-old baby.
840
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:11,975
14-year-old girl just
had her appendix out,
841
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,411
11-year-old Lip, ten-year-old Ian,

842
00:50:14,536 --> 00:50:18,081
a seven-year-old, a five-year-old.
843
00:50:18,206 --> 00:50:23,353
and, oh, and a Dodge Astro van!
844
00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:25,822
No. Calypso... yes. Calypso blue.
845
00:50:25,947 --> 00:50:28,224
What's the one thing that we needed?
846
00:50:28,349 --> 00:50:29,275
One word?
847
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,194
- One thing?
- Sterilization?
848
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,429
Continuity.
849
00:50:32,554 --> 00:50:33,630
Continuity.
850
00:50:33,755 --> 00:50:36,574
Con-tin-uity.
851
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:40,103
I... I... what could I... ?
852
00:50:41,629 --> 00:50:43,498
Oh, my God, I love this part.
853
00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:53,558
You said no strings could...
854
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:56,844
I... I... what could I do, Steve?
855
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,621
- I... I...
- Disappear for three weeks?
856
00:50:58,746 --> 00:51:00,256

- I had a breakdown.
- You went on a bender!
857
00:51:00,381 --> 00:51:04,852
I... I had... fuck
off... nervous breakdown.
858
00:51:08,389 --> 00:51:10,066
Dad, come on. Keys!
859
00:51:10,191 --> 00:51:11,734
If this... okay.
860
00:51:11,859 --> 00:51:14,570
This is... sorry.
861
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:18,074
I like him.
862
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,509
- You got any idea...
- Sorry.
863
00:51:19,634 --> 00:51:21,010
- What time it is?
- It's Frank. He's...
864
00:51:21,135 --> 00:51:22,302
Yo.
865
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:24,914
Frank, what did I tell you?!
866
00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:26,783
Here we go. Neighbors of Satan.
867
00:51:26,908 --> 00:51:30,003
The day you start paying
rent around here, Frank,
868
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:32,296
like the rest of us, you can
play whatever shit you want.
869
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,340
But if you're gonna pump
up this time of night,

870
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,593
you're gonna pump out the
stuff that we like, okay?
871
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,234
- Baby.
- What? What? What?
872
00:51:58,991 --> 00:51:59,916
Yep! Yep!
873
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:02,827
That's it.
874
00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:10,168
Watch it.
875
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:13,654
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
876
00:52:19,627 --> 00:52:22,772
Your dad made me follow you up.
877
00:52:22,897 --> 00:52:24,974
Gave me a condom.
878
00:52:25,099 --> 00:52:26,409
He must really like you.
879
00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:29,712
He usually just gives my
boyfriends a dental dam.
880
00:52:34,008 --> 00:52:35,359
Liam's in here somewhere.
881
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,623
Don't the kids wake up?
882
00:52:40,748 --> 00:52:43,076
Would you?
883
00:53:03,971 --> 00:53:05,640
Hey, Carl, you seen Ian?

884
00:53:06,074 --> 00:53:08,476
Uh, gone when I woke up.
885
00:53:42,744 --> 00:53:44,679
How can that be good for you?
886
00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:46,756
Or... or... or... or that?
887
00:53:46,881 --> 00:53:48,641
How can that be good for you?
888
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,768
- Yeah. You know what's not funny, huh?
- Huh?
889
00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:52,395
You.
890
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,554
Ever.
891
00:54:02,463 --> 00:54:05,465
Anybody before Kash?
892
00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:09,345
One.
893
00:54:09,470 --> 00:54:10,713
Yeah? Who?
894
00:54:10,838 --> 00:54:13,082
I'm not telling you, all right?
895
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,377
Name a single time I've let you down.
896
00:54:21,449 --> 00:54:22,959
It was a kid at school.
897
00:54:23,084 --> 00:54:24,627
Yeah?
898
00:54:24,752 --> 00:54:26,896
All right, I guess it

doesn't really matter


899
00:54:27,021 --> 00:54:28,598
'cause, I mean, he's
long gone now anyways,
900
00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:32,560
but, uh... Roger Spikey.
901
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:35,705
Roger Spikey?
902
00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:38,274
Fucking donkey dick Roger Spikey?
903
00:54:38,399 --> 00:54:40,310
The original beefmeister?
904
00:54:40,435 --> 00:54:43,112
Or did he start that rumor?
905
00:54:43,237 --> 00:54:45,072
Not a rumor.
906
00:54:45,573 --> 00:54:46,991
Whoa, that was a bit gay.
907
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:48,785
What you just did there
with your eyebrows.
908
00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,420
You want to watch that.
909
00:54:50,545 --> 00:54:52,312
All right, fuck off, all right?
910
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,526
But seriously, like...
911
00:54:56,651 --> 00:54:59,829
like up the ass?
912
00:54:59,954 --> 00:55:01,731
Do you get used to that?

913
00:55:01,856 --> 00:55:02,932
Can someone get used to that?
914
00:55:03,057 --> 00:55:05,134
I mean... I mean, the whole point
915
00:55:05,259 --> 00:55:09,029
of the digestive system
is one-way traffic.
916
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,976
It just is.
917
00:55:18,573 --> 00:55:20,608
What? What?!
918
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,318
"Just is."
919
00:55:22,443 --> 00:55:24,087
Like, like, we're only given our lungs
920
00:55:24,212 --> 00:55:26,447
to freakin' smoke, right?
921
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,461
It's hot!
922
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,004
Don't drop it off. Please don't drop it.
923
00:55:42,129 --> 00:55:43,639
Please don't drop it!
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
924
00:55:43,764 --> 00:55:45,383
oh, my God.
925
00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:46,809
The sausage is ready.
926
00:55:46,934 --> 00:55:48,144
I haven't had eggs in a while.
927
00:55:48,269 --> 00:55:50,380

Somebody already get the pancakes?


928
00:55:50,505 --> 00:55:51,847
What's all this?
929
00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,475
Debbie's the only person I
know wakes up earlier than I do,
930
00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:56,227
and I told her I never eat breakfast,
931
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:57,620
but she said it's her favorite meal.
932
00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,105
And I thought since it's her birthday...
933
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:00,773
- Whoa!
- No, it's not!
934
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,108
It's not her birthday.
935
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:04,394
I never said it was. I
said, "I wished it was."
936
00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:05,962
Ah, right, she said she wished it was.
937
00:56:06,087 --> 00:56:07,630
Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that.
938
00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:08,906
Perforated eardrum on the right.
939
00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:15,405
15 minutes before school, tops.
940
00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:16,439
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
941
00:56:16,564 --> 00:56:18,207
Ian, Lip, dishes soon as you're done.

942
00:56:18,332 --> 00:56:19,542
- Debbie, Carl...
- Yeah.
943
00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:21,502
You've got to take the trash out.

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