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    Mc Donalds Job Application

    This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fa


    st-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest a
    nd funny!
    NAME: Greg Bulmash
    SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
    DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever
    's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in
    the first place.
    DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style sev
    erance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
    EDUCATION: Yes.
    LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
    SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
    MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it no
    tes.
    REASON FOR LEAVING: It s#cked.
    HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

    PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.


    DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intima
    te environment.
    MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
    DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 5
    0 LBS?: Of what?
    DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you
    have a car that runs?"
    HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner
    of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
    DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
    WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fab
    ulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing s
    ince sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
    DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE
    ?: Yes. Absolutely.
    SIGN HERE: Aries.

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