Funny Story Sms

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Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,

Jo Diana aur Cinthol ki beti thi,
Wo Margo pr Yu mrti thi,
Aur use apna lifebuoy bnana chahti thi,
Unka pyar pears jaisa soft tha
& soon dey get married in Fair & Lovely Garden,
In d party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel etc
vr invited
After a few years they had twins Johnson & Johnson
Ye 1 trika tha apko btane ka ki bazar me sabuno ki kmi nhi hai
Varieties uplabdh hai
So saal me 1 din nahane ki adt chor de
Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya karo

"Bheege honth tere,pyasa dil mera"
Student:Ye line bolywud ke prasidh kavi sant shri imraan hashmi ji ki rachna 'mu
rder' ke"bheege honth"se li gayi hai
Is kavita mei kavi mayavi mallika sherawat ko sambodhit karte huye paani ka maha
twa samjhate h ki agar aapke honth par ek bhi bund pani h to sttamne jo bhi pyas
a h use pila do, aur in line se hume kavi ke kamine hone ka ehsas h.
Height f BAD LUCK:

.
A By And Girl Meet Last Time,
.
Fr There Breakup!
.
Girl's Father Caught Them & Nw They Are Married Cuple..!!
Choti si Pogo Story :-D

.
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha,
To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye,
Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha
Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?
Papa: Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek
Vishwas Hai
:-D :-D
thoko
Hey Prabhu!!
Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main
Kamyab karna...
Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila..
Un masum hatho ko himatt dena.
Jinho ne unlimtd sms
Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya.
Hey Ishwar.
Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena,
Jo din rat facebook pe baith k

Kamjor hogayi hain....
Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna..
Jo night hours me baat karte rahe
Aur padh nahi sake...:p
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki

zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
.
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain..
jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
Funny romantic a love story

Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree....
Their realation from today before2 years ago....
So one day 1 tree said,
U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@
Doctor Pagal se:

Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
Ek pagal roz yehi kehta thaGulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..

6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
.
Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
.
ko
.
zabardasti
.
.
.
"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.
ravan ka 20 aye thi likin bo ek ko chahate the .magar aj kal ka ladke ka to 2 ay

e. Clg me to hajar ko line mar raha hai . To bolo kana asili ravan?
Cute Love Story.

Boy: Hey I ve got two words to say.
Girl: What?
Boy: I LOVE U
Girl: Huh.. Isn t that 3 words?
Boy: No! Because (U) And (I) Are One
Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla,

Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla,
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar,
Mere dost seeti bajane lage,

Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use niharne lage
Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se
Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat
Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh
Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat
Phool Ho Wo Le Aao."
Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai
Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti
Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se
Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein
Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi,
Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga
Jab Laut Kar Aai To
Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha
"Buzurg Ne Kaha"Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai
Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati
Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B
Hath Nahi Aata..."
A man should have any number oflittle aims about

which he should be conscious and for which he should have names,
but he should have neither name for,
nor consciousness concerning, the main aim of his life.
After Exam Results

If pass
1.Teacher:"i taught him very
well."
2.Mom:"All because of my
prayers."
3.Dad:"He's my son."
4.Friends:"Come lets have a
beer."
If fail1.Teacher:"He never
concentrated in class."
2.Mom:"He never listens to
anyone-always
lazy and playing."
3.Dad:"he's your son why will he
listen to
anyone, not you?"
4.Friends:"Come lets have beer."
MORAL;
Everything changes BUT
FRIENDSHIP remain
the same
always.. HIT LIKE IF YOU AGREE
Ek Baccha Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha,

Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai.
.
Aadmi:
Beta, Itni Chocolate NahiKhate, Theek Nahi Hoti!!
.
Baccha:
Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai
.
Aadmi:
Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai?
.
Beccha: Nahi
.
Aadmi:
To, Phir?
.
Baccha:
Wo ApneKaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai, Teri Tarha ungalbaazi Nahi Karte".
Subah Subah Usne

Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se
mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai,
Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur,
Jab darwaja khola toa vo
Bade hi pyar se muskurai ,
Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai,
Aur thora ghabrai,
Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni,
Nikal pari mere Bhai,
Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai ,
Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai,
Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaamwali bai.
Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h,

Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h,
Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha?
Jawab janiye is Break k Baad;
BREAK
-Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
-Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
-HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
-Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki?
-Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt
-Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai.
.
.
.
Welcome Back;
Thanx for d Wait,
Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal;
.
.
Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
-:My story:Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,

Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,

Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha...
Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur w
o sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri

Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Once A Professor Asked His Students To Use

Love And Sex In A Sentence.
Girls Wrote:
When Mutual Understanding Between A Boy
And A Girl Increases So Much That They Can t
Live Without Each Other,
Implies They Are In Love And When This Love
Reaches Extreme Such That Both Feel Bodily
Same,
They Engage Themselves In A Body To Body
Pleasureful Combat That We Call Sex
Boys Wrote: I Love Sex
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"

ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
Heart touching must read:)

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!:D

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Ek Rexona nam ki ladki thi,

Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya karo

Height f BAD LUCK:

Choti si Pogo Story :-D

Jo din rat facebook pe baith k

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki

Funny romantic a love story

Doctor Pagal se:

Ek pagal roz yehi kehta thaGulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..

ravan ka 20 aye thi likin bo ek ko chahate the .magar aj kal ka ladke ka to 2 ay

Cute Love Story.

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla,

Mere dost seeti bajane lage,

A man should have any number oflittle aims about

After Exam Results

Ek Baccha Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha,

Subah Subah Usne

Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h,

-:My story:Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,

Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri

Once A Professor Asked His Students To Use

Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"

Heart touching must read:)

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