Volume 102, Issue 1
Volume 102, Issue 1
Volume 102, Issue 1
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The Souths Liveliest College Newspaper
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF:
Vidya Iyer
MANAGING EDITOR:
Nick Johnson
NEWS EDITOR:
Maura Currie
OPINIONS EDITOR:
David Raji
LIFE EDITOR:
Jonathan Long
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR:
Kara Pendley
SPORTS EDITOR:
Harsha Sridhar
DESIGN EDITOR:
Brighton Kamen
PHOTO EDITOR:
Sara Schmitt
ONLINE EDITOR:
Kripa Chandran
WEB DEVELOPER:
Ross Lindsay
HEAD COPY EDITOR:
Alexis Brazier
Founded in 1911, the Technique is the
student newspaper of the Georgia Institute of Technology, and is an official
publication of the Georgia Tech Board
of Student Publications. The Technique
publishes on Fridays weekly in the fall
and spring and biweekly in the summer.
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Student Publications. The ideas expressed
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students, staff or faculty of the Georgia
Institute of Technology or the University
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VIDYA IYER
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
Congratulations on your decision to attend one of the most
prestigious institutes in the
world.
Let me begin by the shattering
your expectations that fouryear plan of yours, it is probably
not going to play out the way
you want it to. If this happens,
pat yourself on the back because
youre doing college right.
Its no secret that Tech is a
difficult school, and though you
may not be used to it, you may
find yourself failing some assignments or perhaps even a class.
However, I dont believe little red
xs or letters on a transcript derail
people from their goals. Tech,
and college in general, is difficult
because there is suddenly a huge
responsibility thrust upon you in
a new environment, and its easy
to get scared and stick to what
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Sometimes I wonder why the clouds arent purple
I mean Ive always wanted to try it. but I dont want to fall off a
building, ya know?
Why cant happy hour be every hour?
Here comes dat boi
OH SHIT, WADDUP
Now that Bob Ross is on Netflix, I will cease to have a social life
because Bob Ross > everybody. Ever.
Not that I even had that many friends to begin with.
Braided bread is effing fancy you mother effer. You should have
just made hamburger buns with that brioche
People who do things with facebook likes as their sole motivator
are HORRIBLE PEOPLE
Beer is liquid bread therefore everyone who doesnt like beer
should also hate bread
But , like actually, beer is GROSS!!!!!
Bread is BAE. Almost as delightful as Bob Ross.
Maybe bread is your bae. That explains YOUR APPEARANCE.
OHHHHHHH
He really needs to stop caring about what people think about his
shoes. We are not paid to be your fashion consultants. Thanks.
Also, babies are ten times cuter than puppies and your face. combined.
sublime and insomnia are too overrated. Have you been to subway Oh, and hello krispy kreme.
Im the next virginia woolfe
Keep it loopy
Everytime I watch tasty videos.
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//FAQS
EVAN GILLON
NEWS EDITOR
// RESOURCES
On Campus Resources
NICK JOHNSON
MANAGING EDITOR
ACADEMICS
Every hero needs a sidekick,
and Tech provides incoming students with the resources they need
to succeed.
From an academic standpoint,
students have top-tier aid in the
form of the Center for Academic
Success (CAS). CAS offers student-led help PLUS sessions and
1-on-1 tutoring. PLUS sessions
are like going to class, except its
led by an older student who took
the class and understands how to
succeed in it. Its a great supplement to lectures as PLUS leaders
will usually explain the material
further and provide extra problems to go over.
1-on-1 tutoring is where students should go for that extra personal connection to someone who
understands the class. These tutors have seen dozens, sometimes
hundreds, of appointments across
several subjects they specialize in,
so they know with great detail
how to help their tutees.
CAS also provides the Communication Center (or Commlab)
where students can seek help with
resumes, presentations, applications, posters and other essential
modes of communication.
The Office of Minority Educational Development (OMED), the
Society of Hispanic Professional
Photo by Will Folsom Student Publications; B: Photo by Jamie Howell Student Publications
Pictured are the CRC and Clough building. These are two of
the most popular locations on campus across all students.
Junior and senior undergraduates can complement any Georgia Tech Bachelor's
program through this interdisciplinary certificate. There are 4 classes for a total of
12 hours.
For more information, contact: Laura.Alger@coa.gatech.edu 404-385-7089
//SITESANDTRAVEL
Things to do in Atlanta
KRIPA CHANDRAN
ONLINE EDITOR
or catch a movie in Atlantic Station. If youre interested in outdoor markets, there are plenty all
around the city, including Krog
Street Market, which features
unique artwork. Sure Atlanta is a
relatively sprawling city, but there
are many ways to get around.
Dont be afraid to use MARTA; its inexpensive and a great
way to get to many really interesting areas around the city. Also,
youve got the option of using
Uber or Lyft to get to pretty much
anywhere else in the city, so go get
out there and explore this great
city around us.
DAVID RAJI
OPINIONS EDITOR
At Tech, students are surrounded by a veritable smorgasbord of dining options. The three
dining halls on campus traditionally provide most of the sustenance for freshman. Among them
are North Avenue, Brittain and
Woodruff, the former two being
located along Techwood Drive on
east campus and the latter residing on West Campus.
Freshman meal plans, which
are often highly encouraged by
Tech administration, permit access to the dining halls on either
an unlimited or weekly basis (12
visits per week), depending on
the plan. Each dining hall usually
has regular offerings, but a good
amount of the options tend to
change from day to day.
The second area that is immediately obvious is Techs Student
Center. Roughly centered within
the campus, the Student Center
features easily recognizable restaurants including Chick-Fil-A, Taco
Bell, Subway and Panda Express.
All are located on the first floor,
along with the newly opened Blue
Donkey Coffee.
On the second floor, Twisted Taco, Rays N.Y. Pizza and
Dunkin Donuts coexist with a
number of other eateries. It should
be noted that, while meal plans do
not cover the majority of options
// DINING
Above are two popular campus eateries. To the left is the Quad Cafe, a modern coffee bar in the
Biotech Quad. To the right is VietNomies, a food truck that offers popular Vietnamese dishes.
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//TRADITIONS
Tech Traditions
ALEXIS BRAZIER
GEORGE P. BURDELL
Born on April 1, 1903, this
Tech student has become a legend
around campus. Not only does he
possess nearly every degree that
Tech offers, but he also has attended Harvard and fought in
World War II. To this day, he still
appears on campus, and will even
sign up for classes and events.
In case you missed it, George
P. Burdell is probably not a real
person. Instead, when Ed Smith
enrolled at Tech in 1927 and received two applications in the
mail, he used the second to enroll
a ficticious persona Mr. Burdell. He enrolled George in classes
and was even able to convince
professors that Burdell was in fact
a real student, filling out exams
for Burdell to maintain the illusion. Burdell graduated from Tech
in 31, and continued as a Masters
student at Tech as other students
picked up the task of maintaining
Burdells grades.
The tradition of Burdell is still
alive and well on campus. Youll
see his name on sign up sheets, at
football games, and even writing
articles in the Technique.
THE VARSITY
To sum up the Varsity in a single word: greasy. Its overpriced,
its loud and rowdy, and its some-
Pictured are the Varsity, students participating in the Mini 500 and students wearing the ubiquitous RAT cap. All these are traditions most freshman chose to take part in.
RAT CAPS
Getting straight to the point:
dont wear the RAT caps. Yes,
they were once a Tech tradition,
and yes, maybe freshman used to
have to wear them. The perjorative
word being used.
As ridiculous as these caps may
look though, they will have a certain place in every Tech students
heart. They symbolize the beginning of some of the most exciting
years of your life.
It is traditional to write down
the football games and scores on
the cap, and makes the RAT caps
worth it. Even if you arent particularly passionate about football,
this writing will be something
that will bring you back to a time
youll likely remember with much
affection.
THWG
It is clean, old fashion hate!
Techs long held rivalry with u[sic]
GA began in 1891 with hostilities
toward school colors. Naturally,
the line, To hell with Georgia!
garnered the most attention.
Learn it. Know it. Shout it, loud
and proud.
Be sure to look out for the
Techniques annual To Hell with
Georgia issue the week before the
big game.
L: Photo by Michael James Student Publications; C: Photo by Jamie Howell Student Publications; R: Photo by Jamie Howell Student Publications
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