Anarchy Comics #4 Published 1987

(1st edition)

Last Gasp

$2.50

44 pages

Printrun of ? copies 7" x 10"

ISBN: 0·86719·177--5

Artists:

Paul Mavrlde. ·1, 3.12+,43+,44 Jay Kinney. 3·12+, 43+

Clifford Harper ·13·16

Norman Dog. 17·20, 34-35 Spain Rodrlgue~. 21-30 Melinda Gebb1e· 31-33

S, Zorca - 36.37(te.t)

R. Diggs - 38-39

Hal S. Robbins - 40-41 Byron Wemer • 42

Stories:

3 - Armageddon Quttahenel 13 - Two Petre I Bombs

17 - You Rule The World

21 -1871 (to Ronert Williams) 31 - P ublie Enemy

34 - Mr. Helpful

36 - Exec utlve Te,reM sm 38 - Korporate Rex

40 - Anarchyo'Panarchy

42 - Greetings To Planet Earth 43 - ccver-up Lowdown

44 - Greetings From HIroshima

Comments:

ComiJe InspIred by or based on anarchIst Ideas and history In the belIef Ihat the true terrortsts are governments and corporatIons who hold us hostage wIth lJ1el.r armaments, millta~es, and intelligence actlvltl"s.

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THE ANARCHY COMICS COLLECTIVE, Defendants.

THE CONSPIRACY DISTRICT COURT STAR-CHAMBER: NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ECO- TOPIA

CRIMINAL CASE No. E) 66 VIOLATIONS:

T.C.C. BOl3-CONSPIRACY TO PRODUCE AND POSSESS WITH INTENT TO DISTlBUTE ANARCHY COMICS No.4. T.C.C. m,[x)-PRODUCTION OF

ILLEGAL: POLITICAL HUMOR, AUTONOMOUS AGITATION, AND SILLY PROPAGANDA AGAINST THE STATE. T.C.C. 1984(a)87-AIDING AND

ABETTING THOUGHT CRIME

THE CONSPIRACY, Plaintiff,

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INDICTMENT

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The STAR CHAMBER charges: T HAT

Beginning at a time unknown to the Star Chamber, but not later than July 1987, in the of Eco-topia and elsewhere in the northern hemisphere,

THE ANARCHY COMICS COLLECTIVE,

defendants herein, knowingly and intentionally did combine to conspire, and agree with each other with the intent to promote the. carrying on of such unlawful activity as FREE SPEECH, IRREVERENT HUMOR, MOCKING OF GOVERNMENTAL BENEVOLENCE, SATIRIZING OUR SACRED LEADERS, and GENERALLY CARRYING ON LIKE A PACK OF UNRESTRAINED, FOOUSH CARTOONISTS, and what is more, NOT CARlNG ONE BIT ABOUT THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PAPERWORK IT WILL TAKE TO DEAL WITH THEM, knowing that their work was designed in whole, or in part, to make fun of, criticize, or offer alternatives to the magnificent rule of infallible law, the just and proper deification of property rights above human rights, and the common relief from personal responsibility that the blessed Conspiracy has deemed fit to grant us.

OVERT ACTS

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In furtherance of their thought crime, and to obtain the ends thereof, the following overt acts, among others, were committed by the defendants, to wit:

1. MELINDA GEBBIE, defendant herein, in or about the city of London, England, did comment on the seizure and destruction of her artwork by Conspiracy Authorities In the Knockabout Comics trial.

2. NORMAN DOG, defendant herein, did propose an anti-social, alternative plan for domination of the globe, and attacked the present world food distribution control system.

3. SPAIN, defendant herein, did tell the forbidden, true history of the Paris Commune, in defiance of the Ministry of Truth's adjusted revision.

4. HAL ROBINS, defendant herein, did defend the right of the individual to hold personal standards of autonomy against those of The State, and defied Conspiracy limitations on the proper amount of detail allowed on a single, printed page.

S. R DIGGS, defendant herein, did critique the holy, evolutionary/economic theories that have placed ownership of the planet into the proper guiding hands and brought our grateful citizens so many wonderful consumer goods.

6. S. ZORCA, defendant herein, did write a pithy, little tale on what these thought criminals would like you to believe about the way party leaders are selected in our best of all possible worlds. The Conspiracy assures us that free elections will be beld well within the next tell years.

7. CLIFF HARPER, defendant herein, did repeat the story of an assault against agents of the Con· spiracy by an unadjusted individual.

8. BYRON WERNER, defendant herein, did make a snide, uncalled for comment on our ability to handle the advanced technology that our new allies from Regulus 8 will trade us, in return for our help in the Third Arm Galactic Conflict with the evil Andromedean Socialist Empire.

9. PAUL MA VRIDES and JAY KINNEY, defendants herein, did commit High Crimes of Heresy and Treason in criticizing our glorious State Theology and the fabulous Nuclear Shield that protects us all from the doomed unbelievers and heathen barbarians waiting just outside the gate. MA VRIDES was also responsible for the front and back covers, typical of the graphics that we have come to expect from his ilk.

/// .;: ~.< ._-:Th WINSTON P. SMITH

~~'-- Conspiracy Attorney

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ANARCHY COMICS No.4 © 1987 by MAVRtDES, KINNEY, and Individual artlats as noted on each work. All rights reserved. Published by LAST GASP, P.O. BOX 212, BERKELEY, CA. 94701. Discounts available on multiple orders. Dlreet InquirIes about reprinting any contents to the Editor. Anarchy Comics Is edited by Paul Mavrldes. Assoc[ate editor: Jay Kinney. Speelal thanks to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. Printed In U.S.A. Printing Number 5 4 3 2 1.

Fronl COV8l" © 1987 by Paul Msvrldes, with apologies to Charles R. Knight. Thanks to Processed World.

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We'll, if yeu find yeurself lasing faith in your gavernment, don't expect us to. g.ive it back to you I Hewever, ANARCHY COMICS does deliver a solid alternative: a one-two punch to the glass jaw of The Conspiracy I We'll keep yeu abreast of loday's fast-breaking social collapse as it happens. You can be confident that ANARCHY COMICS will continue to serve you up historical veracity with hysterical velocity!

A LAST GASP COMIC

EXECUTIVE TERRORISM

by S. Zorca © 1987

The President winced as his most trusted aide, White House Chief of Staff Toby Manus, pulled taut the ropes that bound his executive behind to the straight-backed chair." Christ, Toby," sna pped the squirming president, "I know we're trying to make this look realistic, but leave a little blood flowing so I don't pass out during the broadcast!"

"Yes, sir. Of course, sir," toadied Toby, bending Over to loosen slightly the hemp bonds. "It's just that the Professor wants to zoom in for a close-up shot of the ropes just before the',;:,W AT team' breaks in to 'rescue' you. He says that-will help build sympathy among the voters for you."

"Bah," sputtered the President, "sympathy, schyrnpathyl If this goes right, there won't be any more voters. There won't be any more Congress or Senate, for that matter. I just want an excuse to declare a State of Emergency .. This little trick oughtta do it!"

Toby edged over to the video camera and began adjusting the image as the Chief Exec raged on, "OK, let's go over this one last time. The Professor breaks in on all the' regular TV channels ..... "

"All except Playboy, Disney and Pat Robertson, boss," interru pled the always obsequious Toby .. "Even the Prof couldn't figure out how to pirate those cables."

The President snarled as he assessed his visage in the monitor. "Move the camera a little to the right," he ordered. "Gatta make sure the Professor captures my best side."

His mouth contorted into his famous calculated smile and he went on, "Tits, ducks and Jesus. Who gives a shit? At least my 'kidnapping' went without a hitch .. Let's get back to the scenario."

"Right," enthused his lackey. "No more kid gloves. Now you can squash all those slimy rabble rousers who've been protesting your new detention camps and our involvement in all those third world wars and . . ."

"Can the crap," barks the President. "Just as you pui the machine gun to my throat, the SWAT team bursts in, shoots the place up, 'rescues' me and ... Where are your ski-masks anyway? Nobody's gonna believe international terrorists without ski-masks. After all, this is TV!"

"Your wife is bringing them, sir," fawned Toby.

The Prexy's brow furrowed into an evil arch as he strained to look at his left wri.st,"What time is it? It must be nearly time to go on the air. This is just like the old days in HoHywood .. Hell, where is she?"

On cue, the First Lady waltzed through the

door. Her glossy black hair was swept up into a mushroom cascade and her shiny skin-tight pants caught the klieg light's glare. Pulling a couple of day-glo ski-masks out of her voluminous purse, she purred, "1 know you said black masks, but the fall lines aren't in yet and all I could find were these horrid little numbers."

Now it was Toby's turn to wince as she handed him his hot pink mask. Yanking it over his perfectly groomed hair and adjusting the eye holes, he turned to see the First Lady facing him, holding her Ingram in a classic "Tanya" Hearst pose.

"Fucking morons," fumed the President. "Surrounded by imbeciles. Where's the Professor anyway?"

"He's checking all the computer and satellite connections one last time before we break in on the airwaves," placated Toby.

"Never fear, sanity is here," boomed the Professor as he barreled into the room, his starched white lab coat flapping about his knees.

"Ten seconds to showtime," giggled the President's wife as she pulled her mask on over her curls. "I love show biz."

"This is going to be one classy terrorist communique," beamed the Professor.

"Is the SWAT team ready in the hallway?" queried the anxious President.

"The 'SWAT team' was never invited," offered the suddenly assertive Toby as he strapped a piece of duct tape over the President's mouth.

The politician's eyes bulged with fearful fury. "Perfect, ,; grinned the Professor. So righteous.

So indignant. And he's not even acting. OK, everybody-five, four, three, two ... "

Instantly, all across America, TV screens flashed the image of three masked terrorists holding machine pistols to the missing President's head. A digitally distorted voice-over, that of the Professor, could be heard. "Mr. President," the voice intoned, "we of the Evolutionist Liberation Front accuse you of unforgivable crimes against nature, humanity and your country. You have been judged and found guilty. In short.,; ."

The President waxed apoplectic under his gag.

This wasn't the speech he had prepared for the Professor! When he squealed inside his fetters, Toby whacked him upside his head with the butt of his weapon.

" ... tbe gig," continued the Professor, "is up. "

Panicked, the Presiden of the United States twisted around, confidant that his wife would end this increasingly bizzare charade. But, alas, beyond the second gun, pointed dead on his tempie, he saw her engaged in a deep passionate kiss with the day-glo masked Toby.

The last thing he ever heard was the sound of both guns as they were cocked.

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International comic anarchy from England, France. Germany and the U.S.-Top Notchl Kinney, Spain, Harper, Mavrides, morel

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