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Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu,

Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali, Del
Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo
GOOD NIGht
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,

Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega

Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
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“Friends forever,” you promised.

“Together till the end.”
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.
When I was sad, you were by my side.

When I was scared, you felt my fear.
You were my best support -
If I needed you, you were there.
You were the greatest friend,

You always knew what to say:
You made everything seem better.
As long as we had each other,
Everything would be okay.
But somewhere along the line,

We slowly came apart.
I was here, you were there,
It tore a hole in my heart.
Things were changing,

Our cheerful music reversed its tune.
It was like having salt without pepper,
A sun without its moon.
Suddenly we were miles apart,
Two different people, with nothing the same.
It was as if we hadn’t been friends;
Although we knew deep in our hearts
Neither one of us was to blame
You had made many new friends

And luckily, so had I
But that didn’t change the hurt -
The loss of our friendship made me cry.
As we grow older, things must change

But they don’t always have to end.
Even though it is different, now,
You will always be my friend.
written by Phyllis Lin
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Dosti Shayari 1
Filed under: Shayari, Serious Shayari, Funny Shayari

by Shayar |
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,

Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,

Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,

Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,

Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
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………Beggar
Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni de de,
Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega
………Lawyer
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …., eligible
candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The
person whom,,,,,,,, I’m looking for should……..strictly a
girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be
willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My
Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be overruled and
will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you
have the confidence.
………Boatman
Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.
Must have own boat with motor. Please send the
photograph of motorboat.
………Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me
with her service.
………Shaayar
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
………Bevda (Drunker)
Wanted a girl. Girl’s gather should preferably have a
soda factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks
only when friends come home. Friends come home
only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry
me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda
for a trial. Sample should be ample.
………Car Mechanic
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run household at
a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in
the head gear.
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : (Read More…)
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Bewafaa Shayari
Filed under: Shayari by Shayar |
pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai

sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai
pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana
suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai
aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye
yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
Tum bhi jano mein bhi janu

lahere aati hai jati hai
phir kyu likha naam mera kinare par
tum bhi jano mein bhi janu
dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti

baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti
shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi
nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti
tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu
nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti
ZINDAGI TO BEWAFA HAI EK DIN THUKRAYEGI
MAUT HI EK SACCHI MEHBOOBA HAI( baki sab
bakwaas) EK DIN ZAROOR AAYEGI
Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain,
Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey
Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum
Dil Ko Manana aGar Hota Aaasaaan

Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan
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Funny SMS [Love] - 1
Filed under: Love / Pyaar, Funny, SMS by Shayar |
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be

transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will
die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the
“V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always

running in my mind, you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad
shooter because I Miss You Always…
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kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
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Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Filed under: Funny, SMS by Shayar |
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe

aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti
kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa…

…mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano

liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai
aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se

Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS
our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki

bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost
hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur
sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha
ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM

sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada
koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun:
HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki,

Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo

chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni
dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na

raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi
deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho
na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…
hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so

rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere
say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
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Funny SMS Jokes 1
Filed under: Funny by Shayar |
Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think

Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for
u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made

me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of
my hand.
When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my

Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with
all my Heart i wish you were here.
When the time comes for you to give your heart to

someone make sure that u select spmeone who will
never break your heart coz broken hearts have no
spare parts.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only
FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and
impossible to forget.
DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love

with your smile
When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look

ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend
will be there
one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i

already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to
make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship
is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for
tears if your friend is good.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t

jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others,

use your heart.
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile

and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just
because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE
A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your

life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your
troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.
a friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it

is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when
it is u…”
Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but

never can i
destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your

heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life…..
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Ishq Vishq Pyaar Vyaar
Filed under: Love / Pyaar by Shayar |
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon

Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai

Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali

Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,

Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
baat reh gayi
Filed under: Shayari, Serious Shayari by Shayar |
Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,

par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi
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Din jo guzar gaye hai yunhi

Raat bhi dhal gayi hai yunhi
Koshish tho bahut ki dil ne
Zuban pe baat rah gaye yun
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chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinaraa

in maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi, roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega
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Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad aati hai,

kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain,
woh subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hain,
jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai.
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e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main

ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.
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Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya

Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya
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Pehle Din ki Shuruwat
Filed under: Shayari by Shayar |
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste

sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai
tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai
hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai?
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Unko humse mohabbat nahi ye humne tab jaana

jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana.
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Jis Shaam Mere Lab Per Tera Naam Na Aaye,

Khuda Kare Aisi Shaam Na Aaye….
Aai Jaane Wafa, Ye Kabhi Mumkin Hi Nahin,
Afsaana Likhnu Aur Tera Naam Ma Aaye.
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Kadam Kadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,

Pada Jab Wakt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Kasam Kaii Thi Is Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya.
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Falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha

idhar mera ghar, udhar uska aashiaana tha
pohunch rahee thi kinaare kashthi-e-umeed
us hi waqt is toofaan ko bhi yahaan aana tha?
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full
Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a
very special Good Morning....
Kya yehi pyar hai?
Din me chain nahi,

Raat ko neend nahi,
ang ang me dard vahi,
ji na lage kahi.
E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
KHUDA: Nahi beta, yehi CHICKEN GUNYA hai.
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Labels: Funny SMS
Attraction
I Like Seeing you

I Like Hearing you
I Like 2spend my time with you
But you are always surrounded by others,
as you are the attraction of the “ZOO”
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Women’s Life
Women’s Life is very Hard
Morning: Wash Clothes,

Afternoon: Dry Clothes,
Evening: Iron Clothes,
Night: Remove Clothes,
Mid Night: Search Clothes.
Labels: Funny SMS
Girl Friend ke Saath
Girl Friend ke saath,

kamre ke andhar,
table ke upar,
batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….
Stupid I am playing table tennis.
Labels: Funny SMS
Sai Kumar’s Dialouge
Sai Kumar’s (Telugu Film Hero) famous dialouge:

Exams lo kanipinche aa 3 papers,
1.Ans Paper,
2.Q Paper,
3.Hall Tkt aithe….
aa kanipinchani 4th papare ra SLIP..
Labels: Funny SMS
Dance Kaun Karega?
Har karz dosti ka ada Kaun karega?

Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda doston ko salamath rakhna,
warna mere bachon ke Shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
Labels: Funny SMS
Future
Teacher asked her Student that what will they become in the future?
Raj: Doctor
Ram: pilot
Pinky:Mother
Sam: I will help Pinky…
Labels: Funny SMS

Formality
Girl: If U’ll try to kiss me, may shor macha doongi.

Boy: lekin yahan dur dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi….
Labels: Funny SMS
Falling in LOVE
Ek Sardar apni Gal Frend ko I Love U kehta aur gir jata,

I Love U kehta aur fir gir jata.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar: I AM Falling in Love.
Labels: Funny SMS
HIV
Testing ur BLOOD Pls wait.

II
33%
IIII
66%
IIIIIIIIII
100%Complete!
Result: “HIV”
H: Honey
I: In
V: Veins
Thats why U r so Sweet

Labels: Funny SMS
Tube Light
Three lights saving the earth from dark,

One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.
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Marriage Power
A Tiger was giving Wedding Party to his friends.

A cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who are you?
Cat Said i was also a Tiger before my marriage….Gud Nite.
Labels: Funny SMS
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Sunday
One day Monday went to Tuesday
to see Wednesday n ask Thursday

whether Friday has told saturday
that “Sunday” is Holiday.
Labels: Funny SMS
Zoo
I Like seeing u. I like hearing U.

I like spend my time with u.
But u r always surrounded by others,
as u r attraction of the “ZOO”
Labels: Funny SMS
Husbands
Boy friends r like panipuri, tastes gud any time.

Lovers r like pizzas, hot&spicy, eaten frequently
Husbands r like dal rice, eaten whn there is no choice..
Labels: Funny SMS
Dosth
kabhi kehta tha dosth hamara ek” Jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”,
aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehta hai, aur maango to inkaar karta hai…
Labels: Funny SMS
Cat & Elephant
cat: How old r u?

Elpht: im just 5yrs.
Cat:5?but u r lookin so big.

Elpht:im a complan boy.
Cat:im just 30
Elpht:30?but ur lookin so small
Cat:im a santoor girl.

Labels: Funny SMS
Take Bath
Good Morning!
Have u done two most important things in the morning..?
1.PRAY - so that u may live.

2.TAKE BATH -so that others may live!
Labels: Funny SMS
Thinking of
Hi
What r u doing?
Thinking about me?
How Sweet! I’m also doing d same thing….
Thinking of me!
Labels: Funny SMS
Dosti ka TajMahal
Musibat ka qutuamimar ho tum
Tension ka charminar ho tum

Aafat ka Golgumbaz ho tum
kya karu ye bhi kehna padtha hai ki Dosti ka TajMahal bhi ho tum
re sang sahi
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,

Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,

Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,

Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,

Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,

Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,

Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai

Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,

gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,

jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,

humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua

Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,

Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,

Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
LOVE
This word is not made only

For lovers. It's also made for those
Friends who are better than lovers...
Good morning
When I was walking alone

I wished dat I wud quickly
Reach the end of the road.
And when U walked with me
I wished dat the road wud
Never end bcoz
U r my sweetest friend
Good morning
Hotho pe hasi
Aankho mein kushi
Gam ka kabhie naam na ho
Yeh Subah le aaye apke liye itni
KHUSHI, jiski kabhie sham na ho...
Good Morning
Zindagi guzre
HASTE HASTE
Pyaar or khushi mile
RASTE RASTE
Ho mubarak aapko naya savera
Kabul karo hamara
SALAAM NAMASTE
Good Morning
BBCV1391
A Smile is a curve that
Sets many things straight and
Wipes wrinkles away
Hope you give a lot and receive a lot
My qouta :-)
Good Morning
Never expect things to happen...

Struggle and make them happen
Never expect yourself to
be given a good value...
CREATE a value of your own
Good Morning
**Just be yourself**
Silence, Peace, and Love
Will arise like tidal waves and
Will go on coming to you from
UNKNOWN sources...
Good Morning
Do not take life too seriously

Always find time for laughter
Bcoz it adds years to your life...
Take care
Good Morning
Dreams visit us when we are asleep

But God is truly wise
He awakes us up each day
And gives us every chance to
Make our dreams a reality
Good Morning
My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes.

Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice
but always around U.
Gud Morning.
May you begin this day

May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with
happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww,
skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to
youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I try to be best friend
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some
Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
I just love when morning gets here
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big
Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to
start my day
morning has come in a special way
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a
special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves
your worries at the blue blue bay.
gd morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the
day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Receive my simple gift
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD
MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and
sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day
long! Take Care!
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Gd
Morning
Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good
Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when
I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word ‘Hello’ means H
The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all
right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he
wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the
perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a
sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur
eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,

Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai…
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,

yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,

hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,

yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,

TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
Jindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,

tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,

Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,

Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,

Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,

Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.

Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,

Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,

Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,

Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,

Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,

Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,

Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,

Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,

Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
Har khushi kam hai,

Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti

Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge

Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .

Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
Ittefaq se hum mile,

Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
Nigahein nigahon se mila kar to dekho

Dil ki baat bataa kar to dekho
Sab kareeb aayenge tumhare
Tum ek hafta lagatar
Naha kar to dekho!
Good Morning
When u run so fast

2 get sumwhere
U miss the fun of
getting there
Life is not a race
Take it easy
Listen 2 the music
b4 the song is over...
Good Morning
oice
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !
Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu,

Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali,
Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt
bolo GOOD NIGHT
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Ha
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,

Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein
Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar

bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha
Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher
sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen..
Dhanyavad
Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, A
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,

Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya
tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka
dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko

laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur
kitna gol karenge
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke

liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile

cover & remove battery & dip in soap water
apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say
“govinda govinda
dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night
h gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make
gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of poisson .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali
har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh
musibat ho tum.
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW))
it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids,
donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont
change your finger now its to late !
(From:asad - )
Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be
kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not
with u but laughing at u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka))
Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain....
Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod
jaate hain....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1
Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur
aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
(From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))
Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA

sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab
uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
(From:kishan - raigarh))
In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a
danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this
world every person like u is a treasure....
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call
me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money...
........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
(From:Chomparu - Maldives)
Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please
keep smiling to reduce population.
(From:Ram - nashik)
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa...

to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi
nahi
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))
Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2
read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel
free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
(From:Raja - Chennai)
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things
work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so
always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:Raja - Chennai))
In candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE

BILL
(From:prachi - )
EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai
nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni
wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
(From:Jerry - Ahmedabad))
S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR
SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar
dya karo sare din me
(From:kishan - raigarh)
afsos hota hai
................................................................Thodi der ruk
jaata to accha model mil jaata
(From:pakhi - gujarat))
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR
RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE
BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR
LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI
NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR
KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI....
(From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT)
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C -

Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE

CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works.
When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo
phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de**
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R

100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6
times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job?
...
DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6
TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR
SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????
(From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - ) **
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan

badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar
sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! **
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur
voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away
4m SWEETS
(From:gauri - mumbai)
We will now upgrade your brain, please
wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO
BRAIN found...!
(From:Faizan Jahangir)
Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are

reached message milta he chale aana
one day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a
shame to come to the court al most eery month the theif
said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad)
Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare
Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan
Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
(From:mahesh - kolhapur)
2 live a life v need
brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n
mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without
them!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)
Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le
mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.
(From:Deepak - Delhi)
Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke
liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one
per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya
chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to
raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand)
gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye
tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.
(From:ali - india)
Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept
in Zoo
(From:afshan - khi)
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo
for details...
(From:afshan,khi)
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND
TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE
KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT
TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA.. **
(From:vicky - surat)
chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat
ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele
mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.
(From:shafic - purna)
I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party
and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just
bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
(From:prity - Amsterddam)
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife
instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next
day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you
the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls
again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this
time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY
TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST
WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied
laughing, I just love hearing it. . . .
(From:Afshan )
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye
anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay
anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata
dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
(From:Afshan )
JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein
padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS
padh raha hai.
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir)
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat
maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao
samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))
tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi
me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal
saand aa gaya ho.**
(From:sachin - jtc)
what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green
chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar
dala
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata)
Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing;
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate
4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!
( From : Drb )
msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye
sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane
COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...**
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni)
AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He

checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch and
Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN
(From: SIM )
jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe

chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir
us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...**
(From:waqaar - kuwait)
LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar
karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya
chappal tutne tak maar khayega...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))
dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka
shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko
(From:ehuzefa Jalgaon)
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne
aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi
himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...
(From:ZOORASH )
tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh

khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya
..!!!!!!!
(From:mash - )
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal
bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par
ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj
Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass
hui nahi.
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad)
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded
aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with
kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
(From:munira - )
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge
hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
(From:Rishi - guwahati)
Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1
changes d Lock...!!!
(From: - Surat)
husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne
walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri
hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai
(From:zafar - faizan)
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only
i suffer!!!
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot)
kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana
bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar
to nahana chahiye
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan))
hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe
dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye
bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai
(From:asif - baroda)
Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab
tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par
Karo...!
(From: 0 - Surat)
Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki
rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki
kisi aur ne pata li....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P)
Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh...
Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko
hilta hua dekh...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.)
Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi

sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai
(From:Rahul - Mumbai)
ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN

WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani
nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai
nada Jawani nahi hai.
(From: - Surat)
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon,
pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta
hoon
(From: - Surat)
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give
me ur Telephone No.
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar)
Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat

kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish negi - Delhi)
Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke
dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)
work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the
above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:ihsan mobile num - )
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath
the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se
awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki
talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas
galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .)
Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe

bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor
hai...hi!hi!hi!....
Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano
har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon
network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh)
chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee
went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U
kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN
TUBE
(From:sidra - )
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se
sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka
furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe
zaroor batana
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay
raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein
Pagal kahen gay...
(From:Sundeep - Sindh)
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous
Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro
ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they
are the key to success...For example GOD created U so
what?Then he created Me....
A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka
dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta
tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have
lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a
bridge and show u where to jump from....
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD
never makes the same mistake again n again....
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya
karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale
mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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* * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din
mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ))
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti

kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki
tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29
30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
(From:Talha Siddiqui - )
Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan &
Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like
BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... .....
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2.
Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before
the mirror & SMILE. . . .
(From:Imran Sultan - , )
Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai
ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please donate
much more SMS,Its in ICU...
teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata
hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata
hai....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore)
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche
walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo.
Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or
No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid....
Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front
of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath
mein angoor...
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-
Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi
Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet
but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki
to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein
aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa
hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi
khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila
baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called
high B/P...
A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de
baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg
padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi
bhikhai nahi...
Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki
khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah
ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told
him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta!
Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh
raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka
SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey
tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna
kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
(From:shumaila - khi)
Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo
sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap
sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack)
Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,

Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
(From: kishan - jaipur)
Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright

ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
(From: vikash sureka - cuttack)
Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare
shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye
(From: Rajat - New Delhi)
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja

pahunche,
pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
(From: Sayyed Azeem)
tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie
chalen
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi

diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee
karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par
chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.
woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch
hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage
badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage
badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us
par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi
pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche
ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se
to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar
kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin
mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal
banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah!
Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar

tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to
aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza
khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker
dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen
mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad
rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri
saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to
suno...Bhow..bhow
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is
tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane
pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi
udhaar dekha hai
Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar
karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne
mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-
naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling
... What's The Big-Deal ??
Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to
sawera ho jayega.
Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon
mei koi badnasib rota hai.
Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka
mukhra.
Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna,
Kisiko dhoka mat dena.
Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum
mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.
Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum

Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam.
Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko
ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se
seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar
To Nahi
Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To
Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale
Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa,
Hum Jigar Aaazmayain
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon
Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek
Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad
Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar
hai
Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu
char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki
Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra
gaye, allah khair ho
Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke
Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi
Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan
Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi
Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee
Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke
Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main
Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain
Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam
Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam
Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana
Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana
Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan
Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain
Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney
Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai
Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai...
Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish
ko dil ki tamanna bana diya
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par
likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay.
Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay
Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh
sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum
Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain
apni rahain juda hain
Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko
de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do
nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times...
Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara
Lara...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon
kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin
hoti
(From:ashish upadhyay - indore))
koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na
mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do
sale ko.
(From:Pushpak - Pune))
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na
banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin
wo bhi common na ho jaye
(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))
twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and

once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka))
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur
farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab
kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY
APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY
GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI
............., Supliment Plz
(From:Mirza Imran Amjad) )
dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer
teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and
JERRY
(From:Karan - bombai))
Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here
is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental
patient???
Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon
tumhari Patli Kamar par.
(From:Noor - ))
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa
pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega
kaise
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))
Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest?

Girl: A push.
(From:Raja - Chennai)
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b
complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut
like U
(From:Raja - Chennai))
why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ -

thats your personal matter!
(From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad)
I read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes
radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2
stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar?
KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI
AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA
SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA
(From:PALLAV - BARODA)
I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its

kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my
Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!!
(From:pal:love - Raipur))
water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got
drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again
!!!
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka
sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske
peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain **
(From:ketan - surat)
Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles
may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may
stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!
U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b
safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful
wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... (From: Nitin, Mumbai)
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2
protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy
HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu.
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night
Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN
ka SMS aa sakta hai...
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda

hum chalenge, fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge.**
(From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad)
Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i
laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the
window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh
again....... ha ha ha
(From:JUI - Bangladesh)
jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha
mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard,
jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.**
(From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)
Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur
tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab
tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.**
(From:anamika - pune)
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the
sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
(From:Faizan Jahangir )
One day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the
pickpockter, are you not a shame to pick my pocket , The
pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont have
even a rupee in your pocket.
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad)
A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl

makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.
(From:za slaeemi)
palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya
hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological
Park se churaya hai tumhe!!
(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)
ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a
CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv
no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ
BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska
MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me
Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne
Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch)
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir
hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar
karte hain
(From:Atul - )
Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne
laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir
Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??**
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai)
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no
wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the
world needs YOU after all!
(From:afshan - khi)
Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money

& even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur
good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!
(From:afshan,khi)
share sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee
aata kisi aur say soniya
(From:shirish - jalgaon)
Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao,
shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh
tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great
(From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule)
wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think

that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan)
SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD:
(puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I
have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer.
(From:Afshan )
NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI
HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA
NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:aarti - jtc)
ARZ HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR
FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR
ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI
(From:VASCO - INDIA)
Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne
dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi
uski dusri behan fasaali....
(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon))
Santa went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It

is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
If engineers
(From:sona start making films, the names will be: current
- mumbai)
ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi
A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to
darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input
wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you
were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i
have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..
(From : Jeetu)
ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori
chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha
shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi
vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon)
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye
bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki
ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle,
ek tere jaane ke baad
(From:Shayar - Nashik)
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota
hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se
majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar
wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz,
Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I
put down da mirror!
(From:Halima - Australia)
Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne
Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne
sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.**
(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)
makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga!
kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud
rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha
basu nachegi?
(From:Pranjali - Pune)
interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer :
which part? Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born
in punjab
(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)
Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha!
Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj
Bhi Bandar hai!
(From:Yogesh J. - Poona)
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se
lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad
nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...
U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in
two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... &
In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
khidakise dekha
(From:Huzefa raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha
Ezzy (Jalgaon))
raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi
nahi tha
(From:neal - pune)
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya
Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend
Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
(From: - Surat)
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke
siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat
aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot)
Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ...
... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki
Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa
A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING
KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO
ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...
(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)
jo ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur
patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon
aaqri.
(From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad)
Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara

sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.)
Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein
muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))
I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you
the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said
People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon)
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN
ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA
NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD)
apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh
dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu
tha..
(From:sufian - hyderabad)
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane
dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to
Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon)
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere
Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati)
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal
shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
(From:sagar - rajkot)
Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)
A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi
I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is
my Kidney.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam
Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe
Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)
Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-

Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi
naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare
main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa
gaya..............
wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai,
to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte
ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke
kuware hum bhi nahin.............
(From:kimi - canada)
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day

Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO
BHUT AAYA
(From: - Surat)
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka

Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana
Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se
ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na
ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune)
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa
dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere
jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE)
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti

samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)
mein ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi

ka dhaga
(From:ashish - mp)
When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur
hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In
short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon)
Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara
jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula
diya....
pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat
pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi
ho!!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki

dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah
Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega
Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera
naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya
Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above
the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee
le _chai, then call me up and say HI
(From:anand - pune)
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&
When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving

d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-
Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to
college regularly....
If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take
tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG
INDIANS...so just go ahead....
Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful
Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool
Aprilfool!!
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI,

CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali
mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh
waqt hamara hai....
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui
itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar
ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:ashish )
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai,
Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta
katega....
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi
acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi
bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall
down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe
dhakka kisne maara be....
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi
bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley
javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi
pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar
nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,

mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur)
woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye
baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi)
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath
badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf
Mumtaj banate rahiye...
Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti
hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki
chahat tumhi se milti hai
(From:Sonal - New Delhi)
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri
yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha
jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Jyoti - Chembur)
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana
hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,

Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From: Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)
Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha
karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: Sufi - bhilai)
Din mein diya jalane se kya,

Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.
(From: l vamshi)
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat
aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein
tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
(From: Anupam Tewari)
Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz
chipkaye jaate hai.
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke
chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh
Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli
jheel? So? What's the big deal?
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA
ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO
JAI.
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah!
wah!
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine
tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos
theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!
ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana

gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof,
Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka
baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya
zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.
ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke
khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke
jaaoge
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to
peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe

chashma lag gaya
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga
Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
(you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier"
movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol
kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati
hai, insaan chale jaate hain
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq
Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another
version)
Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim
Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur
Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata
hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil
jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se
badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte
Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai,
Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!
Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna
mila.
Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha,
milke bicharne ko.
Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to
zindagi bhar judaa na kare.
Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar
se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay
teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh,
aasman se dil laga bethay.
Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye
hume kahani ki tarah.
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi
Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar
Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi
Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe
Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa
Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se
In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron
Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto
Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat
Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon
pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake
na koi, woh kitaab hai hum
Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar
Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi
Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek
khubsurat saza hai
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur
Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai
Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab
Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey
In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab
Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain
Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi
Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain
Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa
Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti
Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar
unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila
ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak
judaa na kare
Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz
dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye
Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye
hume kahani ki tarah.
Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key
in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa
bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar
unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum
How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets
gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she
& pour a spoon of poisson ..... became Lara Lara...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) (From:Sunny - Dhaka)
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon
zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch
ho tum. nahin hoti
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW)) (From:ashish upadhyay - indore))
it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar
donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana
change your finger now its to late ! hai uda do sale ko.
(From:asad - ) (From:Pushpak - Pune))
Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur
in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
but laughing at u... Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)) (From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))
Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u
Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so
jaate hain.... far...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Sunny - Dhaka))
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur
jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi
nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye. ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
(From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal)) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))
QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K
Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB
sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI
uski choti behan ko fasayenge. AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz
(From:kishan - raigarh)) (From:Mirza Imran Amjad) )
In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai
danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai
world every person like u is a treasure.... TOM and JERRY
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) (From:Karan - bombai))
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or
If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! mental patient???
(From:Chomparu - Maldives) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay
keep smiling to reduce population. jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.
(From:Ram - nashik) (From:Noor - ))
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)
Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa
read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab
2 Throw Ur Mobile!! utrega kaise
(From:Raja - Chennai) (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))
work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb
always BRUSH UR TEETH...! Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
(From:Raja - Chennai)) (From:Raja - Chennai)
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would
In candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet
BILL like ME & nut like U
(From:prachi - ) (From:Raja - Chennai))
EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai
nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry
wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.. ........ - thats your personal matter!
(From:Jerry - Ahmedabad)) (From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad)
S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR I read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes
SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv
dya karo sare din me decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar?
(From:kishan - raigarh) (From:kishan - raigarh)
shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD
afsos hota hai HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR
................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO
to accha model mil jaata PERESHAN KARNA
(From:pakhi - gujarat)) (From:PALLAV - BARODA)
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR
RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE
BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB
BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U
SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in
BOL SAKTA..HAI.... my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!!
(From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT) (From:pal:love - Raipur))
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY
in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink
Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere water again !!!
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) (From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch
NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain **
GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... Earth may- surat)
(From:ketan stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying,
When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming,
When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start
(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan) working!
U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so
phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... (From:
aey chal chal hawa aane de** Nitin, Mumbai)
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2
100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu.
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI
times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum
TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir...............................
SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ???? rickshaw Kar lenge.**
(From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - ) ** (From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad)
Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the
badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh
sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! ** again....... ha ha ha
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) (From:JUI - Bangladesh)
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq,
voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai
4m SWEETS vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.**
(From:gauri - mumbai) (From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)
We will now upgrade your brain, please Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur
wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai.
BRAIN found...! Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.**
(From:Faizan Jahangir) (From:anamika - pune)
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so
Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are
reached message milta he chale aana dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) (From:Faizan Jahangir )
One day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask
one day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a the pickpockter, are you not a shame to pick my
shame to come to the court al most eery month the theif pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is
said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday you dont have even a rupee in your pocket.
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) (From:nadeem - Hyderabad)
Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare
Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a
Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!! Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.
(From:mahesh - kolhapur) (From:za slaeemi)
2 live a life v need
brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad
mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National
them!!! zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) (From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)
ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a
Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u
lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai. hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!
(From:Deepak - Delhi) (From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna
Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER
liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne
per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI
chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me
raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai. JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand) (From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch)
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to
gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango
ullu ke pathe reh gaye. to inkaar karte hain
(From:ali - india) (From:Atul - )
Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke
Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho
in Zoo phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??**
(From:afshan - khi) (From:Jyoti - Mumbai)
what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can
the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no
details... beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
(From:afshan,khi) (From:afshan - khi)
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur
TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never
KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont
TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA.. ** have!
(From:vicky - surat) (From:afshan,khi)
chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat
ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele share sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher
mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi. nahee aata kisi aur say soniya
(From:shafic - purna) (From:shirish - jalgaon)
I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe
and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur
bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!! duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great
(From:prity - Amsterddam) (From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule)
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead:
Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the
man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife
replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and
once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife
is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE,
MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU
KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think
hearing it. . . . that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan ) (From:Afshan)
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye
anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15.
anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the
dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all
Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du. day, and each time I get a different answer.
(From:Afshan ) (From:Afshan )
JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI
padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR
padh raha hai. NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir) (From:aarti - jtc)
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE
maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE
samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari.... HAI
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) (From:VASCO - INDIA)
tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir
me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir
saand aa gaya ho.** maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....
(From:sachin - jtc) (From:ehuzefa (jalgaon))
what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green Santa went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password.
chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578.
dala Bolo Tara rara.....
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata) current ho
(From:sona na ho,
jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech
- mumbai)
Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing; karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai,
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering
4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date! koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine
( From : Drb ) engineering kyu kiya..!!
msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye When i was sad you were there. When i was crying
sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane you were there. When i was unhappy you were there.
COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...** Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni) (From : Jeetu)
ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti
thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti
thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch
AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi
checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch and jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi
Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN imran kaisa hai
(From: SIM ) (From:yuvraj - jalgaon)
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye
chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek tere
ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...** aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad
(From:waqaar - kuwait) (From:Shayar - Nashik)
LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab
karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat
chappal tutne tak maar khayega... se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA))
wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz,
dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I get
shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko tired..I put down da mirror!
(From:ehuzefa Jalgaon) (From:Halima - Australia)
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne
aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur
himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi... Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.**
(From:ZOORASH ) (From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)
makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga!
tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe
khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya
..!!!!!!! bipasha basu nachegi?
(From:mash - ) (From:Pranjali - Pune)
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab
bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part
LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete... whole body was born in punjab
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)
Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar
Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki
hui nahi. Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad) (From:Yogesh J. - Poona)
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat
aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good
kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. Morning...
(From:munira - ) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is
hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT
Gadha PAHELWAAN..... nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
(From:Rishi - guwahati) (From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))
khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha
Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe
changes d Lock...!!! koi nahi tha
(From: - Surat) (From:neal - pune)
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab
Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI
husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna
walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV
hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai U Boldeta Hoon!
(From:zafar - faizan) (From: - Surat)
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt
suffer!!! bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) (From:patel_sagar - rajkot)
kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey
bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar to Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO
nahana chahiye Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan)) (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)
A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START
hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA
dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL
bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai INDIA RADIO HAI...
(From:asif - baroda) (From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)
Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab jo ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur
tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon aur sab ko
Karo...! kahoon aaqri.
(From: 0 - Surat) (From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad)
Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki
rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar
kisi aur ne pata li.... yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.)
Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein
Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na
hilta hua dekh... mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.) (From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))
I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I
Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA
sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
(From:Rahul - Mumbai) (From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon)
HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI
ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP
WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA. NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad) (From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD)
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko
nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai yeh dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh
nada Jawani nahi hai. ALLOUT chalu tha..
(From: - Surat) (From:sufian - hyderabad)
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke
pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail
hoon hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
(From: - Surat) (From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon)
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag
me ur Telephone No. Jaayenge
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar) (From:Manish - guwahati)
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke
sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor
Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
(From:ashish negi - Delhi) (From:sagar - rajkot)
Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala
dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan..
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) (From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a
work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my
above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! Kid and she is my Kidney.
(From:ihsan mobile num - ) (From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe
the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke
awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.... Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) (From:Ricky - Bangalroe)
Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki
talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi
galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai.... Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik
Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the
gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak
hai...hi!hi!hi!.... chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme
Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par
har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-
ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh) (From:kimi - canada)
Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the
chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day
went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO
kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE BHUT AAYA
(From:sidra - ) (From: - Surat)
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is
zaroor batana Duniya Se Ravana Hua
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon
raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo
Pagal kahen gay... na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
(From:Sundeep - Sindh) (From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune)
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi
ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! nahi!!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) (From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE)
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they
are the key to success...For example GOD created U so tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti
what?Then he created Me.... samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Ricky - Bangalroe)
A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka
dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta mein ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha
tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...? rakhi ka dhaga
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) (From:ashish - mp)
When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur hand 2
lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE,
bridge and show u where to jump from.... THAKUR!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Rajan - Gurgaon)
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara
But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se
never makes the same mistake again n again.... sula diya....
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.... shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune)
Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
************************************* Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh
************************************* dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
* * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika
bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning... free dega
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )) (From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)
tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/-
kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki inaam...
tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up
12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky,
31& 32 your all teeth will be broken. uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
(From:Talha Siddiqui - ) (From:anand - pune)
Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another
like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh
UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... ..... Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take
mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-
mirror & SMILE. . . . Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
(From:Imran Sultan - , ) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-
ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please donate Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why
much more SMS,Its in ICU... boys go to college regularly....
teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take
hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND
hai.... AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta
walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina
acche DRIVER BANOGE. kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART
am stupid.... HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front 12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe
of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film
mein angoor... dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha- Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli
Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh
Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:ashish )
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta
but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din
to baat hi alag hoti hai..... tumko kutta katega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi
aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar
hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai... mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall
khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe
baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein. dhakka kisne maara be....
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley
high B/P... javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de
baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai?
padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main
bhikhai nahi... uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,
khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya
ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... hua
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:bhushan - nagpur)
Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him
that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye,
Pichle Janam Ke paap hain. ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) (From:Alijat - Rawalpindi)
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har
raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. (From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se
tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe
kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai
(From:shumaila - khi) (From:Sonal - New Delhi)
Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan
sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab
sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga.. nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack) (From:Jyoti - Chembur)
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet
Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena, ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana
hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena, hua...
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-) (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE. MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From: kishan - jaipur) (From: Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)
Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) (From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Botal chhupa hisab
jab mangega do kafan mein,
khuda kabar
to peg mein
bana kepiya
diyakarunga,
Siahi mat sanajhna. karunga
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, (From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre
tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi
ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: vikash sureka - cuttack) (From: Sufi - bhilai)
Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar
mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye Din mein diya jalane se kya,
(From: Rajat - New Delhi) Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.
(From: l vamshi)
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko
muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se ,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to
pahunche, hogi.
pahunche, (From: Anupam Tewari)
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
(From: Sayyed Azeem)
tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz
chalen chipkaye jaate hai.
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada
diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya
karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash ! neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO
chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai. SAVERA HO JAI.
woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum
aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage
badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai
badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah!
par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi wah! wah! wah!
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin
pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah!
ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah! wah! wah!
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to
cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki
kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu
mumtaz nahi milti bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal
banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!! Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii
kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge
tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye yaa leke jaaoge
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to
aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza
khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir
dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya mujhe chashma lag gaya
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar
mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad (you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier"
rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker
saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah
suno...Bhow..bhow jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah
se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha
hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya
hai Rakha Hai (another version)
Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh
karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai. Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject
mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush- Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note
naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant
... What's The Big-Deal ?? wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se
sawera ho jayega. badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool
Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me
mei koi badnasib rota hai. rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!
Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me
mukhra. tarapna mila.
Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil
Kisiko dhoka mat dena. yaha, milke bicharne ko.
Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar
mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha. kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.
Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik
nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye
Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay
Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam. zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay.
Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool
ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai. gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil
seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki. Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare
To Nahi Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi
Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz
Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu
Jigar Aaazmayain Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To
Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to
hai palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek
char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh
gaye, allah khair ho sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum
Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar
Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi
Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek
Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi khubsurat saza hai
Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai
Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai
Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko
Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna
Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain Kaun Karey
In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay
Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne
Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam Akele Hain
Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi
Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain
Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil
Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti
Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum
Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum
Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam
Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai... mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to
ko dil ki tamanna bana diya Qyamat tak judaa na kare
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz
likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye
Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool
Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag
sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai
apni rahain juda hain Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum
Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain
de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho hum
Zindagi Bedard hai yeh kisi ki amanat nahin hoti,
Zindadi amant hoti to har modh pe yun kayamat nahi hoti,
dil ko sambaal kar rak ae mere dost,
Ishq ki kaid me kabhi Zamanat nahi hoti....
Aaja ki abhe mahobbat ka mousam nahi guzra,

aaja ki abhe waadiyo per berf nahe jami hai,
khushbo ke hawaao se sitaro ke hado tak,
sab kuch hai is sher mein bas tere ishq ki kami hai
Mahobbat Karnay Keh Bhi Khuch apne Adaab Hotay Hain,

Jaagti Aankhoon Main Bhi khoobsorat Khawaab Hotay Hain,
Har Koi muskurakar Dekhe Yeh zarrori Tu Nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
shabnami Aankhoon Main Bhi Sailaab Hotay Hain...............
Hamari tamanna thi mahobbat mein ashiyan banane ki,

Bana chuke to lag gayi nazar zamane ki,
usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain aankhoo mein aasoon,
Aashiyan bana ke saza mili hai muskurane ki.............
teri chahto ki duniya kitni dilkash lagti hai,

teri bheegi saas ki mahak kitni aarjue bunti hai,
khoya hai bahut kuch jabse tumko paya hai humne,
phir bhi din rango aur her raat deewali si sajti hai
teri nasili nigaho ki garmi pathar ko bhi pighla de,

tere husn ki ek jhalak kitne he tajmahal banva de,
bheegi saanse,sone sa rang,aadao main naster hain tere
insaan to kya tu farishto ka bhi imaan dagmaga de.
zindagi ki khusbu ho, her lamha tumse he sajayenge,

raaz na ho koi, her ankahi baat tumse he batayenge,
kab se intjaar main hain aankhain, dhadkan ghabrati hai
aa jao sanam to aaj fir hum mausam sajaye aur baharo ko bulayenge
tum se subah, tum se he shaam hoti hai,

tum se khushi, tum se he suru her baat hoti hai,
na door jana, jee na payenge ek pal bhi tum bin,
tum zindagi, tumhare liye he kab se rooh tarasti hai.
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,

yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
Hame apni mohabbat m kho jaane do,

har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do,
Mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hei,
mujhe Mahobbat ke aaghosh mei kho jaane do
tadap ki aag hei judaai ki baahon mei,,,,,,,,,
mujhe aaj es mohabbat se mill jaane do.....
meri saans chalti hei tere naam ki aahat pe,
mujh benaam ko es naam m kho jaane do,,,
kasam tujhe chalne wali hawaon ki sanam hai,
mujhe es Mahobbat ki aaj mei jal jaane do..
Inkaar ko Ikraar kehta hain,

Khamoshi ko Izhaar kehte hain,
Kya Dastoor hai iss Duniya ki dekho,
Ek Dhokha hai jise sab Pyaar kehte hain…
Kahin chand asman men kho gaya

Kahin chandani bhi bhtak gaya
Main charagh wo bhi bhuja hua
Mera pyar najane kahan mujhse bichhad gaya...
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so

deposit your love in it and you will get the interest
if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian

angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you
whenever you feel alone...
Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur

voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE
U"
baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but

I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU
Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte
hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap
SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.
I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute
jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!
I MISS U DEAR....
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ
DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER
YEAH
I MISS U
Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didn't made sense until u read it upside down
i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
PEHLE BAHUT PEETE THE USNE KASAM DE KE CHHURA DI,

JAB DOSTON KE SAATH BAITHE USKI KASAM DE KE PILA DI.
Anjaan the kyun jaan bane

Khamosh zubaan se kuch kehne lage
Soye armano ko jagake dil mein
Muskura rahe ho khud anjaan bane
Waqt ne sari kahani hi badal dali,

Pyar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai,
Zakhm kuch aise bhi apno ne diye hai mujhko,
Ab koi haath milata hai to bhi darr lagta hai...
Bahut karib magar zindagi se door hun main,

Ghamon se door hun phir bhi khushi se door hun main,
Yeh baat aur hai ki tu door nahin mujhse,
Teri nigah mein rahkar tujhi se door hun main
Hame nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai..
Tere shehar me kis se milain,,,,,,,,,,,,

ham se tu chhuuteen mehfilain,,,,,,,,,,
har shakhs tera naam leta hai,,,,,,,,,,
har shakhs tere husn ka deewaana hai!
meri band aankhoin ka saccha kwaab ho tum,

meri tanhaio ke sawalo ka javab ho tum,
ab to khudai bhi ruth jaye to gum na hoga
meri duniya, kaynaat mera chaand ho tum
ek ada unki dil churane ki,

ek ada unki dil main bas jaane ki,
ek chehra unka chand sa, aur
ek zid hamari chand ko pane ki
Woh Jo Hamare Liye Khas Hote Hain,

Jinke Liye Dil Mein Ehsaas Hote Hain,
Chahe Waqt Kitna Bhi Door Kar De Unhe,
Door Reh Ke Bhi Woh Dil Ke Paas Hote Hain...........
Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,

Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako.....
Mushkilo Se Aapki Mulakat Na Ho,

Udaas baithe Raho Aisi Koi Baat Na Ho,
Dua Hain Ke Mehfilo Se Saje Zindagi Aapki,
Bas Mujhe Pukar Lena Agar Koi Sath Na Ho…
chand ko dhaka ghataon ne]

toh baarish ho gayi,
chand nikla ghataon se to
yeh khwahish ho gayi,
ke chand sa woh chehra dekhoon
un zulfon ki ghataaon mian
ke baithoon teri aagosh main
ke saun teri chaoon main.
Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,

ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai....
Koi Jagah na thi dil mein mohabbat ke liye,

aapki nazar giri toh jagah ho gayi,,,,,
Bure zamaane mein achha bankar jeene ki,
hume maut ki sazaa ho gayi,,,,,,,
Zindagi humaari hai har pal dhalti shaam,
chehra aapka dekha toh subha ho gayi.....
Muskurahat apne chupaate hain woh,,,,

zamaane mein pehchaan ho jaane do,,,,
Nafrath bhare is zamaane koh kya khadar,,,,,,
khud koh humaara Ahbaab ban jaane do,,,,
Nafrath agar Afshaan hain toh mohabbat Afroz,,,,
ki iski chamak mein zamaane koh jal jaane do,,,,,,
Parda rahe humpar yeh toh hum bhi chahate hain,,
chaahat par seh humaari toh pardaa dhal jaane do
it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look

into your beautiful i get my breath taken away
R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love,
love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u
i'll drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that
tear drop is the day i stop loving u!
I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my

eyes, in every second of
time and in every moments of the day.
HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO
AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA
TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...
TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA

ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT
AATI HA
I heared some whisper ur name,
but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i
was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I
MISS U !
Tum nahi aaye lekin,

Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.
Dil mein tumhari tasveer,

Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain
Tum bin kitne akele hain.
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,

har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
Dil ko kya ho gaya khuda jaane

yon hai aisa udaas kya jaane
eh diya maine haal aur dil apna
sko hum jaane ya khuda jaane
Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega,

Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Kitna pyaar karte hain tumse

Kaash tumko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye
Magar aisa na ho ke
Woh hosh mein tab aaaye
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaaye
Kya kahun tujhe

Khwab kahun to toot jayega.
Dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,
Maut se pehle to tera saath
Choot na payega!
~Sapno ki tarha aakar chali gayi Usne kaha dil mai hai kya
Apno ko bhula kar chali gayi Maine kaha hasrat Teri
kis bhool ki saja di Usne kaha takta hai kya
Usne pahele hasaya pir rula kar chali gayi Maine kaha soorat Teri
Usne kaha chahta hai kya
Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press Maine kaha khidmat Teri
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..............! Usne kaha pachtaega
Maine kaha kismat Meri
tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi Bikhre ansu ke moti hon pinaa sake
aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi. teri yaad mein saari raat hum so na sake
sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman beh na jaaye har yaad teri
ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi yeh sochkar hum ro na sake…
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
toh hum behosh ho gaye... tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi…
Nafhraat bhari es duniya main tumhe pyaar na milega Tum kya jano kya hoti hai Tanhai,
agar pyaar kiya hai tumne to srif dagah hi milega tute hue Patte se pucho kya hoti hai Judai,
yakeen nehi meri baat par to ek baar kar lo pyaar yu Bewafai ka ilzam na de Dost,
jis main mujhey to mili hai srif haar…. is wqt se pucho k kis wqt teri yad na ayi….
Aaj itni bhi muyassar nahi hain maykhanay mein,

Waqh ne saath chorddiya Jitna hum chor diya karte thay paymanay mein ….
farkh pada jab tune mu morliya
Loge to bewafai bhi karte hai emaandari se hum chahte the jise vo cahte hai kisi aur ko
par tune bewafai ki haad tak paar karli bewafai se….. aur khuda na kare, vo chahte hai jise
vo chahen kisi aur ko
Kia Sazaa Doon Us Ko
Jis Ne Mohabbat Mein Humara Dil Tordh Diya Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
Gunnah To Hum Ne Kiya Tha ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
Jo Us Ki Baaton Ko Mohabbat Ka Rang Diya pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai….
Nakam mi koshish kiya karte hai hum unse
ulfat kiya karte hai kudrat ne hamari kismat *****************
main ek tuta tara bhi nahi rakha aur ek Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
hum hai jo chand ki arzoo rakha karte hai yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
kiseko pyar ki rusvai mar dalegi kiseko pyar jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
ki sachai mar dalegi kiseko pyar ki gahrai
mar dalegi fir bhi sayad koi bach gaya use gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
tanhai mar dalegi ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
asu one mujse pucha tum muje bar bar vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye,
kyu bulate hai maine asu o se kaha main
une yaad karta hu per tum kyu chale ate ho……… Bahot accha likha hai…
Its touching and the shayari
koi shekwa na krengey na azmaye ge which can be success to
tum jahan paon rakho gey yeh dil bechayege touch ones heart is great.
hum tumhari wafa ki chah me pyar hi pyar lotaye gey……
Naa lana mere jaan ko mere janaje me,
bohot kuch tojh se badh kar bhi mayasar meri mohabbat ki toheen hogi…
hai magar na jane kyon kame tere koi pori Mai char logo k kande par
nahi karta… hounga or mere jaan paidal hogi…
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye
koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni

ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao,
lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati
hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain
pyar??
no visits...
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke
ho. no calls..
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai. no sms's...
no letters...
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? no missed calls..
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! I'm worried...
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe
hain. kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
What do you call a female who never laughs? Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,

"HASINA" Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa
lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka
lete hain. Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
Attendence.. Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

Pappu muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
Yes Sir jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
Bablu haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
Yes Sir
Tinku Aapke haath me
Yes Sir mobile hai..
Ullu Chehere pe khubh c
?? smile hai...
Ullu SMS ki aChchi khasi
?? File hai...
Ullu Phir bhi
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand
karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le. stupid style hai??
Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe
sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to
tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain. Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta
hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi
andaaz achha lagta hai. aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S -
SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y -
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi. YOU.
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari
majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya
khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon? Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein
batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar
k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad
jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi
hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke
dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki
khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari. jaye,
HAPPY HOLI chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Pani main pathar mat pheko
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Koi pani pita hai
Holi Mubarak! Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod
diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya? pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar.
Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
.Humse door jayoge kaise,
She is Basanti Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
@ Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
JL saanso mein baste hain,
JL Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
JL
JL Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
JL Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
JL Khuda aapko har khushi de,
she will Not dance.Coz Basanti kutto ke Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
samne nahi nachti.... Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!! Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!! Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali
se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI
SE. Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
God apun se pucha, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
Kidhar jana mangta ? dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
SWARG YA NARAK ? Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
Apun bola NARAK !
Apun ko malum, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!! bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
ov o Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
l e YU
ov o Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
l e Yu Ham khud kaise kahe ki
L V e ou hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
HARI OM!! Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap
thoda JALDI ban jate hai... Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Legs utha ke karo. Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah

Tange feala ke karo. Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga. Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se
nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE
BABA!!!!!! Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao,
kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use
Ehsaas Aab tak hai, pirona hi padta hai...
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum
deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz
nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard
dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par
they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi
ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta. Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi
kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi
namumkin hai...
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne
dhayan se ye message parh rahe the. advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate
sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir
banayi.
Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar
mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke
SMS ke intejar mein.
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar. Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Es Naye Saal mein
Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho? Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
Kya lekar aaya tha? DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Tu kitna chillar bachayega? Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad.
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Wish u a Happy new year.
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan
apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai. kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, EiD MuBaRaK.
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun
kehta, EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj
Mahal kaun kehta. Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi
app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi
Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho, aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga, Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho. Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum, Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum. Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar.
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein. Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Sabko EID MUBARAK
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke
Bad Happy Eid day.
Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko, Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain, I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Zindagi behaal hai, Wish You...EID MUBARAK.
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai, Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban. Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur

chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas
karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan
kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, deepawali
Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of
celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent
me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai? jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se
Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge. "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate
ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho. Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum

mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"
Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega. Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye. apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar
Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, I Pray to God to give U
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Shanti,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai. Shakti,
Sampati,
Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Swarup,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Saiyam,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Saadgi,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin. Safalta,
Samridhi,
Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Sanskar,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Swaasth,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho? Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, aur SNEH.
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki
Aadat hai. SHUBH DIWALI...
Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte, Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi
karte Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun, aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha..... Zagmagate rahe...
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, badhai.
Par maan jana manane se, Happy Diwali
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se
Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. ho...
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Happy Diwali
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai
si lagti hai,
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, underwear dikhao.
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton

Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye. Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, Wah Wah!
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, When you breathe, you respire!
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, Wah Wah!
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai! When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki. Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand

dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
Santa: Hai.
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par
hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
Frog: Nahin hai. aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Santa: Hai.
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to
kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski
chaati phool gayi".
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao. Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi
hai?
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk
badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. jati.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye
vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam,
Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
What's Ford?
Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti
Santa: Gaadi. chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu
What's Oxford? bahate rahe.
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." mita payenge hum..
Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar
the chicken or the egg? bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
4 roses, just for you!
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi
hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. 1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne
Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko
dekha. 3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Rabri: Ka karat ho? Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj
mulaqat ho jaye. kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari

Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main
tere deedar ko tarasti hain. kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage. Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
LAXMI - After marriage. Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
BAI - After children. Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
;****;
o( @..@ )o Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti
hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne
"(---)" Bhabhi se
Paichan kaun?
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza
Bandar bi nai, knock karta hai.
Monkey bhi nai, Gangubai: Kaun ?
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai. Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain,
bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Santa: Tu Gangubai
Mom: Haan.
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi
haathon pe saja lena. ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi
Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. karungi... aur kya?
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne
de".
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat
ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe
poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke
who are you?". taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain.
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai,
ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi
sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda. hamari zaroorat hai.
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her &
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She
pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning! slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain.
Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha:
mangte hain. Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Maa: Bolo beta. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli. Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. mil gaya.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har
Plz don't read this baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Nahi to
ho jayega Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar
Kya? bhi dekh rakha hai.
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
? Santa asked him: What are you doing?
? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
? Pappu: Pata nahi.
? Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
? Pappu: Who's Banta?
dekha ho gaya na Santa: Pata nai.
? Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
?
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag
duniya mat basana... waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar
TIME WASTE!! diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra
special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye
mubarak ho.. na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..
Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat
me bita di jaye.... Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" ki masti badha di jaye.
Banta: "B.A."
Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par
unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?" hum bhoolte hi nahi.
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani
hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh
Wife- koun thi wo? aapko khushi hogi.
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi
Yehi puchegi.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe
kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain.. Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar
aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har
lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. ke aur karib aane laga.
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf
ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne
handwriting pehchan li to...? Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG
jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,
Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin
dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko...
Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.
Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,
Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab

hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr
kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi. hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.
Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam
rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye nahi. Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf
rakhna. pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada
kiya humne. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi
Burraaah...... khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar
mila. Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain... to jalta hua ghar mila.
Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna
haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai;
You are a GHONCHU.. to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?
G-reat
Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai
aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi
H-ot hamari zarorat hai..
O-ne in million
N-aughty Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
C-ute Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
H-umble Santa : I am falling in love.
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... ,.,.,
( 'c' )
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... >' <
Fuddu se yaad aaya KEM-CHHO?
Kaisa hai tu..!! ,.,.,
('c' )
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap
koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! >' <
MAJA MA CHHO?
A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech
mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya... ,..,
c" .)
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost
Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne
aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... >' <
TABIYAT PANI?
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... OK !
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. Toh sms karo nee baba !!
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL
tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own
DEAR. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt
hai kisi se affair kar lo
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya
hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka
khayal aaya hoga... kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti
samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo
ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge! Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil
nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, milta to koi dil se nahi milta.
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap

to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne
dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil
mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit
hoti hai..
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar
aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka
INDIA Ko samay subah 10 se 12".
Aazaad Hue 57
Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi
bhool gaye, tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum
Sal to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.
Hue
Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne, afsos unhe
hum par aitbar nahi, mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par, jab vo
Phir Bhi kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi..
No PROGRESS!
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai
zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
why? Kyunki Aaj rahunga tere saath saath main.
Bhi
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai. Tufan mein
deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena
INDIA Ki mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..
Bholi Janta
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar
chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein
KAAM-DHANDHA umar bhar chahiye..
Chhod Kar
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat
ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe
hamara SMS padh poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
rahi hai...
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Taste dis SMS Hello kiya,
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha,
akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila.
No? Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.
Sure?
Well..... Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....? U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
U r Ultimate Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
U r Lovely
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out,
machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me
"MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon,
U r Likable MAA!"..
U r Unique
Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo

kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they
In short ...... hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..
U r ULLU !!!
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari
khelne ke liye.
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua
badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe
MALARIA hai. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal
samzhenge....
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga.. Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar
chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.. humein umar bhar chahiye...
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai.

Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke
humein bhi banana tha.. chances full hai..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
ere muh se niklega?
Botal chupa dena kafan mein meri,
Shamshan mein piya karunga,
Jab mange ge hisab khuda..
To unhe bhi ek peg bana kar diya karunga.
HAR KALI TUMSE KHUSBU UDHAR MANGE,

AFTAB TUJSE NUR UDHAR MANGE,
RAB KARE TU DOSTI AISE NIBHAYE,
KI LOG MUJSE TERI DOSTI UDHAR MANGE
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
HUMNE SOCHA KI TUMHARE CHAHNE WALE SIRF HUM HAI,

LEKIN TUMHARE CHAHNE WAALON KA KAFILA NIKLA.
JAB HUMNE SHIKAYAT KI KHUDA SE,
TO KHUDA BHI TUMHARA CHAHNE VALA NIKLA
Na vo ikarar karti hai na vo inkar karti hai

Na vo ikarar karti hai na vo inkar karti hai,
kambhkat mere hi sapno me aake
mere hi dost se pyar karti hai.
Paani mein Whiskey milao to nasha chadta hai.

Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
unki yaad mein humne saari umar guzar di unki yaad mein humne saari
umar guzar di
per wohi nahi aaye jinko humne udhar di……
Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,

Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai….
shayad woh aisi hogi

ya phir woh vaisi hogi
jane woh kaisi hogi
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi

barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par
asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
Apni palko par kisiko na bithao,

kyuki palko par to sapne baste hai,
bithana hai to dil me bithao,
kyuki dil me sirf apne baste hai.
CHHOD NE KI BAD
KADAM KADAM PAR BAHARO NE SAATH CHHOD DIYA.
PADA JAB QOKT TO APNO NE SATH CHHOD DIYA,
KASAM KHAI THI IN SITARON NE, SAATH DENE KI,
SUBAHA HOTE HI SITARON NE SAATH CHHOD DIYA.
JAB JAB YEH SURAJ DHALNEY LAGTA HAI,

US KA NAAM MERE HOTHON PE KHILANA LAGATA HAI,
KUCHH IS TARAHA SE YAAD ATI HAI,
ZINDEGI KA HAR PALA MEHEK LAGTA HAIN.
Jab mein chala jaunga, Duniya chorr jaunga,

Shikwa naa karung tumse, chupchap chala jaunga,
Wada toh naa kiya tha tumse phir bhi nibhaunga,
Marr kar bhi sirf mein tujhe hee chahunga !!!
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko
BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin
besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Kaifiyat yun naa rahi teri ki tuh mere gham mein sharik ho…
Hum jo thae woh rahe ghaafil mohabbat ki ruswaiyon mein !!!
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hothon se to lagati hai

Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,

Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti
Lehar aati hai aur kinare se palat jaati hai yaad aati hai aur dil mein bas jaati hai dono mein bass itna hi farak hai ke lehar bewakht aati hai aur
Jaroorat hi nahi alfaaz ki,

Dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
Paas hote to manzar hi kya hota
Dur se khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.........
KOI KEHTA HAI DOSTI NASHA BAN JAATI
HAI,KOI KEHTA HAI DOSTI SAJA BAN JAATI
HAI.PAR DOSTI KARO AGAR SACHE DIL SE,
TO DOSTI JEENE KI WAJAH BAN JAATI HAI.
dosti ko bhulana fitrat nahi hamari,

aap se dur rehna majburi hai hamari,
jeene k liye sirf saans kafi nahi,
ap jaise dost ka hona bi zarurat hai hamari
Phool ki suruvat kali se hoti he,

Zindegi ki suruvatg dosti se hoti he
Dosti ki suruvat apno se hoti he, aur
Apno ki shuruvat appse hoti he
So keep smiling
Har kaliappse khusbu udhar mange,

Mohhabat apse pyar udhar mange,
Rab kare aap aisi dosti nibhaye ki
Log mujhse dosti udhar mange.
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nehi hota

Har musafir zindegi ka sahara nehi hota
Milte hain bahat log is tanha jindegi mein,
Par koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota……..
Waqt guzarta raha par,saanse thami thi,

Mushkura rahe the hum par aankhon me nami thi,
Saath hamare sara janha tha par apki kami thi
Tujhe mile bina tera hal bata du, hai hamari dosti me dam itna, ki
tere aankho k ansu apnee akho se gira du..
pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se, pal var k liye tum mere sath raho, pal var
me kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum mere paas raho
Phoolon ki har kali Khusbu de aap ko,
Suraj ki har kiran Roshni de aap ko,
Hum to kuch deney ke kabil he nahi
Deney wala har khusi de aap ko.
Dard Kafi Hai Bekhudi Ke Liye,

Maut Zaruri Hai Zindagi Ke Liye,
Kaun Marta Hai Kisi K Liye,
Hum To Zinda Hai Sirf Dosti Ke Liye
Phoolon ki mahek churaye to kaise

Suraj ki kiran chipaye to kaise
aap aaur hum me ho kitna bhi fasala
hum aap jaise dost ko bhulaye bhi to kaise?
Har kali tujhse khushbu udhar maange,

aaftab tujhse nur udhar maange,
rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ke
log mujhse teri dosti udhar maange…
Chand lamhon ki zindagi hai nafrat se jiya nahi karte,

dushman ki kya shikayat kare,
ab to dost bhi wafa nahi karte…
dosti hoti nahi bhool jane ke liye,

dost hote nahi bichhad jane ke liye,
dosti karke khush rahoge itna ki,
waqt nahi milega aansu bahane ke liye.
Na Chahat hai Sitaro ki,
Na tamanna hai najaro ki,
Na aarju hai jannat ki,
Na khwaish hai baharon ki,
aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye tho kya zarurat hai hazaron ki
My friendship is not like rain that falls n goes.

Its like Air sometimes keeps quiet n sometimes makes noice
but always around U.
Gud Morning.
Smile-is a language of love,

Smile-is a way to get success,
Smile-is to win the hearts,
Smile-improves your personality,
Smile-improves our friendship.
So keep smile on your lips always
Three lights saving the earth from dark,

One Sunlight,
Two moonlight,
Third YOU - My Sweet Friend
TUBE LIGHT.
Dosti ke phool har mausam me khilte hai,

dosti ke badal har mausam me baraste hai,
Hum SMS bheje ya na bheje
ye sach hai ki har pal hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hai.
.**,,**.
* frnds *
*.Love.*
“*,*”
Pas dis ‘HEART’ 2 Al ur FRNDS&Also 2ME.
if 3Com Back, today u’ll get a Big Surprse
Friends are like a page in a book of Life

every page with different subject
but best friends are the index page of covering all the subjects…
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.
A Lover Say “i ll be with u in all ur troubles”.

but a GUD FRND says “U ll hve no trouble whn i am with U”
I waited
8 months 2 c d WORLD.
2 years 2 WALK.
3 Years 2 TALK.
5 years 2 STUDY…
But I really waited 23Yrs 2 have a GUD frd Like “U”.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.
Ek tanha taat me aapki yaad aayi, Tanhai mitane ko hamne ek
cigreate jalai,Na jane kaisi kayamat chhai ki cigreate ke
dhuyen ne bhi aapaki tasveer banai.
(From:Dilip Bari - Bhopal)
Dipak mai agar noor na hota, tanha dil majbur na hota. Hum
khud aapse roj milne aate, agar aapka aashiyan itni door na
hota.
(From:sohan kandari - utteranchal)
log kehte hai koshish karne se to khuda bhi milta hai, lekin
hame to vo bhi na mile, ab isme hamari kahata kya hai jo
hamne uinhe hi khuda mana tha.
(From:Ruchin Tyagi - Dehradun)
Mann se bhul jana aap ki phitrat hi sahi, Magar hamesha bhul
pana aapki kismat main nahi. Koshish karke dekh lo, Khud ko
bhul jaoge par hamein nahi.
(From:Devendra - PUNE)
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,Hum hain ki unse pyar kya
karte hain...Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara bhi nahi likha,Aur
hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya kartehain:)
(From:*DANYAL KHAN - U.S.A.)
Deewane hai tere naam ke, is baat se inkaar nahi, kaise kahen
hame aapse pyaar nahi. Kuch to kasoor aapki adaaon ka hai,
ham akele gunagaar nahi.
(From:Mohammed Mahboob Hussain - Hyd, now in California))
Kasti chali kinara chut gaya, aasma se sitara toot gaya, tu bhi
tau aaj tak nahi sudhara, jaha dekhi dewaar wahi moot diya
(From:Maddy - Dehradun)
Kabi Suni thi ek kahani ek raja ki hoti thi ek rani, Ub to ek raja

ki hoti hain kitni hi raniya hur roz banti hain jana kitni hi
kahaniyan , phir bi na badli yeh baat purani ka ek raja ki hoti
(From:sana - lahore)
Samne ho manjil to raste na modna. jo man me ho wo khwab
na todna. har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe, bas sitare
chunne k liye kabhi zamin na chhodna.
(From:sandeep - chandrapur)
Us DIL se PYAR karo jo tumhe dard de,
Par us DIL kabhi DARD na do jo tumhe pyar kare, Kyonki tum

duniya ke liye koi 1 ho,
Par kisi 1 k liye tum puri duniya ho
jindagi ke liya jina jaruri hai jine ke kiye arman jaruri hai dil
main chahe hazaar gum ho phir bhi aapke chere pe muskan
jaruri hai
(From:sumit vashishtha - delhi) )
Zindagi ko ek rangeen kalpana samjho, Subah ko sach ,raat ko
sapna samjho, Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to, Zindagi
me mujhe apna samjho.
(From:ashu - meerut)
Khoobsurat hai zindagi khwaab ki tarah Jaane kab tut jaye
kaanch ki tarah Kisi mod pe mulakat ho gayi humari to
Aankhein mat mod lena anjaano ki tarah.
(From:farhan khan - india BHOpal))
jindagi ke liye jina jine ke liye arman jaruri hai, dil main chahe
hazar gum ho phir bhi aapke chare par muskan jaruri hai.
(From:sumit vashishtha - delhi)

:::JINDAGI::: Humame Etani Khubi Nahi Ki Aapke Dil Main Ghar
Kar Jayenge, Magar Etna Jarur Hai Ki Apko Yad Karne Pe
Majboor Kar Jayenge....
(From:Shatrudhan - Jaipur)
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai kaun kehta hai ishq
me bas inkaar hota hai tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai
(From:Sumit goyal - Siliguri)

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega Door hone ke baad
kaun kise yaad aayega Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai kal ka
kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
Jab kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,Jab kisi ki hansi kisi
ki muskaan ban jaaye.... Bemisaal pyar kehte hain use,Jab kisi
ki saansein kisi ki jaan ban jaaye....
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.-(India)
Aaj teri yaad hum seene se laga ke roye,Tanhai mein tujhe
paas bula ke hum roye.... Kai baar pukara is dil ne tumhe aur
har baar tumhe na paakar hum roye....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.-(India))

Is zamane se bahut alag ho aap,Woh khuskismat hai jiske
paas ho aap.... Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai,Jab hume
yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap...
(From:narayansahu - ))
jaanna chahte ho k kitna yaad karte he tumhe, to baarish ki
bundegin lo, jitni hha aaye utna aap kaete ho ,jitni gir jaae
utna hum karte he
(From:pradeep - bhusawal)
Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura lete hai, kuch pal ke liye gum
bhula lete hai, kaise bheeg sakti hai aapki palkey, aapke hisse
ke aansu to hum baha lete hai..
(From:Monty - MumbaI)
geele kagaz ki tarah hain zindagi apni, koi jalata bhi nahin koi
bahata bhi nahin, is qadar hain akale rahaon mein dil ki, koi
bulata bhi nahi koi batlata bhi nahin
(From:mohit - friend)
pathar ko pani me mat pheko use koi aur v pita hai jindegi ji li
hai to thoda aur hass ke jilo, kun ki tumhe dekhake koi aur v
jita hai.
(From:papu kanhu - Balsore)
Hushn walon ki gali mein gujarna nehin, Jahar kha lena magar
Dil lagana nehin, Hushn wale bahut nazuk hote hein, DIL
lagake Dil tod dete hein. (From:Suraj - Orissa))
Mana ki bhool jana apki fitrat hai sahi, per hume bhool pana
apki kismat mein nahi , yekin na aye to ajmake dekhlo ,khud
ko bhool jaoge lekin humko nahi.
(From:silupradhan - rourkela))
muskra do zara khuda kay waste sham-e-mehfil main roshni
kamhaitum hamara nahin to kiya ghum hay hum tumhare to
hainyeh kiya kam hay. (From:faheem - ahmeed)
Tanhai ko humdam ki zarurat hai, Har zakhm ko marham ki
zarurat hai Muddat se bechain hai ji apna Shayad ek naye
gham ki zarurat hai (From:deepak - mumbai)
Apne hissey ki jindagi toh hum ji chuke chunni babu...ab toh
bus dhadkano ka lihaj karte hai....kya kahen ye duniya walo
ko..jo..akhiri saans per bhi aitraaj karte hai.
(From:Shubham - Shamli)
Khoobsurat hai zindagi khwaab ki tarah Jaane kab tut jaye
kaanch ki tarah Kisi mod pe mulakat ho gayi humari to
Aankhein mat mod lena anjaano ki tarah.
(From:ANKUSH KHANDELWAL - Gwalior)
Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye Aur husn ke tewar nukile ho
gaye Hum izhaar karne mein thore dhile ho gaye Aur unke
haath peele ho gaye.
Dil ka rishta hai hamara Dil ke kone mein naam hai tumhara
Har yaad mein hai chehra tumhara sms nahi to kya hua
Zindagi bhar saath rehne ka waada hai hamara. **************
Pyaar kise kehte hain Ab jaan paye hain hum Agar tumse n
milte Toh is shabd se bhi Anjaan reh jate hum.
DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA KHALI HI SAHI
HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO
BETAYA USNE YUN HI SAHI USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO
AAYA
(From:vijay Aggarwal - Patiala)
khirki se jhank kar dekha to bahar koi nahi tha, bahar jab
aakar khirki mein dekha to bhi koi nahi tha
(From:naveen - delhi)
kabhi jindgi main kisi se pyar mat karna ho jaye to kabhi
inkaar mat karna chal sako to hi chalna is raha par kabhi kisi
ki jindgi barbaad mat karna.......
(From:sunil - delhi)
Tamana Karte ho jin khushion ki woh khushiaan aapke
kadmon me ho Bhagwan aapko Woh haqeeqat me de Jo socha
aapne sapnon me ho
Tanhai ko humdam ki zarurat hai, Har zakhm ko marham ki
zarurat hai Muddat se bechain hai ji apna Shayad ek naye
gham ki zarurat hai
(From:deepak - mumbai)
khud hi raste tabahi k nikale humne, kar diya dil kisi patthar k
hawale humne, ai logo hume mat sikhao kya hoti hai
mohabbat ,khud k hi ghar jalakar dekhe hai ujale humne!
(From:kedar patil - pusad (MS))
ab kehne ko kuch nahi hai kyun ke mera dil ab khush nahi hai
zindagi jiye ja rahe hain zi ndagi main koi sukh nahi hai
(From:zeeshan - lahore)
wo jo humse pare-pare baithe hai, hum Un par mare baithe
hai, itna sunkar Vo apne husn par itna garur na kare, kyoki jo
usne bhi pare baithe hai hum un par bhi mare baithe hai
(From:raj
Mana ki bhool jana apki fitrat hai sahi, per hume bhool pana
apki kismat mein nahi , yekin na aye to ajmake dekhlo ,khud
ko bhool jaoge lekin humko nahi.
(From:silupradhan - rourkela)
Hushn walon ki gali mein gujarna nehin, Jahar kha lena magar
Dil lagana nehin, Hushn wale bahut nazuk hote hein, DIL
lagake Dil tod dete hein.
(From:Suraj - Orissa)
in aankhon mein aansoo aaye na hote, jo tum peeche mudkar
muskuraye na hote. tumhare jaane ke baad ye khayaal aaya ,
kaash tum mere zindagi mein aaye na hote..........(From:krishna
chandran - bangalore)
assi haseen aaj bharo ki rat hai eak chand assma pe eak mera
pass hai dene wale tune koi kami na ki kisko kya mila ya to
mukadder ki baat hai
(From:vasudev - jabalpur)
Vo jo mehfil men aaye baithe hen, apne haaton men mera dil
liye baithe hen, paas jaker jo poocha humne to bole, haton
men mehndi lagaye baithe hen.
(From:Hitendra - Gurgaon)
Raat gumanam hoti hai,Din kisi ke naam hota hai,Hum jite hai
kuch is tarah, Har lamha aapake naam hota hai.
(From:Pramod Ahirwar - Nagpur)

Pyase ko ek katora pani kaafi hai,Ishq me chaar pal ki
zindagani kaafi hai.... Dubne ko samandar me jaaye kyon,Unki
palkon se tapka woh ek aansu kaafi hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.) India))
Jab bhi Aapko Phool dena chaha, Kaanton ka Guldasta thama
dala, Par Aapke PYAR ka kya kehna, Aapne Kaanton ko bhi
Phool bana dala. (From:Anirban Mukherjee - Orissa)
Na thi jisko pyaar ki kadar , itfaq se usi ko chah rahe the

hum,usi diye ne jalaya haathoko,jisko hawa se bacha rahe the
hum......... (From:Kalpesh H.Patel - Bhuj-Kutch)
Are kitna hai jaalim jamana hare ek raaj ko chupana padta

hai., dil me ho gum magar bhari mehafil me muskurana padta
hai.,
(From:dadaga shailesh m. - from bidada)
Rulaane se pahale ek baar hasaya to hota, kasoor kya tha es
dil ko bataya to hota! Mili saza uss khata ki jo ki na humane,
Kassh HUmane tujhse Dil lagaya na HOta!!
(From:tasnu - vijayawada)
zamne se nahi, tanhai se daarte hai, payar se nahi, rushwai se
daarte hai, milne ki umang bhaut hoti hai dil me leakin, milne
ke beed teri judai se darte hai.
(From:mahesh, - kolkata)
lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, 7 PHERO k satth koi apko
bhand jaeja, abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo , kya pata
kal kaun cartoon apko saup diya jayega...
(From:pravin_kapur05@yahoo.com - nanded)
Na thi jisko pyaar ki kadar , itfaq se usi ko chah rahe the
hum,usi diye ne jalaya haathoko,jisko hawa se bacha rahe the
hum....
(From:sarika - jalgaon)
Rulaane se pahale ek baar hasaya to hota, kasoor kya tha es
dil ko bataya to hota! Mili saza uss khata ki jo ki na humane,
Kassh HUmane tujhse Dil lagaya na HOta!!
(From:SAGAR - JAIPUR)
royegi ye aankhe muskrane ke baad, aayagi ki raaten din dhal
ne ke baad,kabhi rutha nahi mera yaay mujse, saayad ye
zindgi nahi rahe tera ruthne ke baad.
(From:mahesh - kolkata)
Ye apnepan ka rishta bhi bada ajeeb hota hai sab apna apna
naseeb hota hai rehte hai jo nigahon se dur hamari wohi dil ke
sab se kareeb hota hai
(From:manmohan - delhi)
Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai
hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki
mohtaz nai hoti
(From:RAJ,09339462079 - KOLKATA)
socha tha is kadr unko bhul jayenge.dekhkar bhi undekha kar
jayenja.par jabjab samneaya unka chehra.socha isbar dekhle
agli bar bhul jayenja.
(From:dr.yashwant dhawale - bhopal)
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare
keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishq mein
mai mar bhi jau ae sanam, tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan
chod denge (From:Shahid Shaikh - jalgaon)
ho zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi kya jis
main yadein nahi who yadein he kya jis maintum nahi who
tum he kya jis main hum nahi
(From:sagar - rjn)
Aaj ham unhe bewafa bana ke aaye hai, unke khato ko pani
me dubo ke aaye hai, koi nikal ke padh na le woh khat, iss liye
ham pani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai.
(From:Bhavik Ved - Jalgaon)
Aaye na tumha bhale yaad hamari, Hum hamesha karenge
fariyad tumhari,Bewafa the tum, Na kahenge kissise kabhi,
Kehenge ki shayad kami thi wafe meri hamari.
(From:Ritam Das - Kolkata)
ishq mein ya anjam paya hai hath par tute mu se khoon aya
hai aspatal gaye to nurso na ya farmaya hai bharo phool
barsap mera mehboob aya hai
(From:muzzammil - hyderabad)
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,Kisi ke dil ko lag jaye vo bat
na kehna, Milte hai hum jaise log bahut kam,IsliyeKABHI
ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
(From:deepak verma - )
Bachelors morning prayer: radheradhe kudi fasa de!! hare
murari mie kuwari!! jai hanuman pat jayemeri jaan!! wahe
guru ji da khalsa ek soni kudi di lalsa!!!!
(From:poonam pal - delhi)
khushbu aati hai gulab se. gulab ke pedo se nahi.ishk hota hai
dil se .jism se nahi.
(From:rajat gautam - )
Aasma ke tare aksar poochte hai humse , kya tumhe aaj bhi
intzar hai uske laut ane ka , or ye dil muskara ke kehta hai ,
mujhe to ab tak yakin nahi hota unke chale jane ka
(From:Taswin Meher - hyderabad)

Aap ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi labz, Voh kum hei, Khusnasib
hei hum ki aapne jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hei!
(From:sanjay gajbhiye - bhopal)

Waqt to Nadiya k pani k tarha hai, kyo ki usi bahete hue pani
ko tum dobara nahi chhu sakte, is liye jindgi ko har Waqt ok
enjoy karo... Jotu
(From:Jyotindra - Gandhidham)
kab toot jaye kasam hi to hai, Kab Badal jaye nazar hi to hai,
Tum Mere saath ki adaat na dalna, kab choot jaye zindagi hi to
hai
(From:Yousuf - Hyderabad)
PYAR EK SAI HO TOH APNAPAN HAI ,PYAR 2 SAI HO TOH
DEEWANAPAN HAI, PYAR 3 SAI HO TOH PAGALPAN HAI,OR
PHIR BHI COUNTING NARUKE TOH KAMINAPAN HAI
(From:ARVIND - GURGOAN)
raat kya dhali sitaare chale gaye, gairon se kya gila kare jab
apne chale gaye, jeet sakte the ishq ki baazi to hum bhi, par
unhe jitaane ke liye hum haarte chale gaye
(From:divya - )
un haseeno jo khud ko haseen samjhati hai,un deewano se
bacho jo khud ko dewaane kehte hai warna hum deewane or
hassen dono ki list top maar jayenge.
(From:jai - agra)
Itna dard hai ki ro bhi nahi paa rahe hain, Hosh gum hain, nahi
jaante kahan jaa rahe hain, Humne to tumhare siwa duniya bhi
nahi dekhi, Aaj bhari duniyan mein tanha nazar aa rahe hain.
(From:Sameer - Hyderabad)
Hasne ke bad phir rulati hai duniya, Jaane ke bad phir bulati
hai duniya,Kya zindagi me koi kasar baki thi jo marne ke bad
phir jalati hai duniya.
(From:shashi - mumbai)
Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se
salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye DIWALI Humne tahe dil
se yeh paigam bheja hai.
(From:satish - kolkata)
Ajse ApkeYahn DhanKiBarsatHo,MaLaxmika VAS ho,Har
DilpeApkaRaj ho,Unnatika SarpeTaj ho,Gharme shantika VAS
HO.HPYDiwali
(From:Sourabha Talegaonkar - Kolhapur)
Ye vaada hai tumse hamara, tutega na yeh rishta hamara,
agar sanso ki dor toot gayi, to lenge janam dobara dene ko sirf
saath tumhara...
(From:Anindya Das - kolkata)

kiya tum wahi ho jise main yaad karta ho,zindagi se sirf yahi
fariyaad karta ho,ki tum milo mujhe zindagi main kahi, ye dua
khuda se main aaj karta ho. niyaz
(From:niyaz - faridabad)
Saath rehte rehte yuhi waqt guzar jayega, dur hone k bad kon
kise yad aiga, jeelo ye pal jab hum sath hai, kal ka kya pata
waqt kahan le jayega
Dastak di kisi ne Kaha khushiyan laya hon inbox chota na par
jaye itni duain laya hon naam hai mera Sms Apko buhat adab
ke sath Salam kehne aya hoon
(From:Adeel Ashraf - Pakistan)
KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI
AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA
SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA
(From:PALLAV - BARODA)
Janaza mera uth raha tha, Phir bhi takleef thi unko aane mein,
Bewafa ghar mein baithe puch rahe the, aur kitni der hai
lejane mein..
(From:snehit - jalgaon)
sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta.. nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi
milta, yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb, kisi se dil nahi milta to
koi dilse nahi milta...
(From:preeti - mumbai)
Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam... Jo mushkil se mile wo hai
Rum... Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum... Jo sirf nasseb walon ko
mile wo hain.. HUM
(From:Manoj - Delhi)
Itne karib aye ke dur ho gaye,
Itane hanse ki rone ko majbur ho gaye,
Aur ansuon ko apana mukaddar bana liya,
tanhaiyon ke shahar me ek ghar bana liya.
(From: Ashutosh)
unhe pyar karna nahi aata hume pyar ke siva kuch nahi aata
jeene ke sirf do hi raste hai ek unhe nahi aata ek hame nahi
aata(i love u ).
(From:amit - rohini)
Pal-pal tarse us pal ke liye,Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal ke liye...
Socha tha use zindagi ka ek hasin pal bana lenge,Par woh pal
ruka bhi to kuch pal ke liye....
Woh pal aisa tha ki inkar na kar paaye,Duniya ke dar se ikrar
na kar paaye... Na thi zindagi jiske bina mumkin,Usne chod
diya aur hum sawal na kar paaye...
Bikhri hui zulfoon ko apni pehchaan bana lo, rakhna hai mujhe
qaid to zanjeer bana lo, kaagaz pe lakeeren to bahut kheech le
tumne, ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo
(From:Shahir Raz - Swindon UK)
aasoon ko bahut samjhaya...tanhaye me aaya karo....mehfill
mein yun mazak na udaya karo, is par aasoon tadap kar
boli...itne log mein aapko tanhaa pate hain , isi liye hum chale
aate hain!
(From:meet - mumbai)
Gamket ashu dikha nahin sakte, Apna hak jata nahin sakte,
Kitne anmol hain app hamare liya yeh baat hum aapko batain
nahin sakte.**
khuda kare ek bhi haseena na rahe is jahaan mei, ek aaj mare
ek kal mare mela lage shamshaan mei, ravivaar ka din ho
kafan na mile bazaar mei, baris ka mausam ho aag bhi na lage
samshaan me.
Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo
ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap, tabhi to
hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
Ho aapki life me khushiyo ka MELA, Kabhi bhi na aaye koi
JHAMELA, Sada sukhi rahe aapka BASERA, Wishing you Happy
2006 and Refreshing Savera...
Zuban se keh nahi sakte,Khuda se fariyaad karte hain... Jab
tumhara dil zor se dhadke,To samajh lena hum tumhe yaad
karte hain...
Maana K Bhul Jana Aap Ki Fitrat Hi Sahi * * * * Magar Humein
Bhul Jana Aap Ki Kismat MeiN Nahi * * * * Agar Yaqeen Naho
To Aazma K Dekh Lena * * * * Apny Aap Ko Bhul Jaaoge Par
Humein Nahi.. *
Yu Dur Rahekar Duriya Badhaya Nahi Karte. Apno Ko Kabhi
Sataya Nahi Karte, Har Waqt Jise Tumhara Khayal Ho, Usay
Apnie Awaz Ke Liye Tadpaya Nahi Karte...
EK PAL MAIN USNE HAMARI ZINDAGI SAWARDI, EK PAL MAIN

USNE HAMARI ZINDAGI UJAD DI, KASOOR HAMARA SIRF ITNA
THA KE, IN DO PLAON MAIN HUMNE SARI ZINDAGI GUZAARDI.
Is subahki tanhaie se, Is dardki gehrayie se, Ye dil kuch baat
kar raha hai... zara Samjho in Fizaoun ki jubanko, Aaj fir tumhe
koi yaad kar RAHA HAI
patthar ko itna na pujo ki woh devta ban jaye ,kise ko itna na
chaho ki woh bewafa ban jaye.**
JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE BANAYA HOGA, USKO BHI

SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA.. SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME
BHEJEIN, FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA..
Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain,Kuch begane kuch apne
hain.. Na jane kya kashish hai,Khyaalon me aap dur hokar bhi
kitne apne hain.... (From:Vivek Manchanda -
Hotho ki zuban mere aansu kehte hain,Chup rehte hain phir
bhi behte hain...In aansu ki kismat dekho,Yeh unke liye behte
hai jo aankho me rehte hain...
Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai
to khoob rootho... Kyunki... Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or
bhi haseen ho jati hai
(From:sampat - vizag)
Hathon ki lakiron par kabhi vishwas mat karna.., Kyunki
taqdeer unki bhi hoti hai..................... jinke haath nahi hote
hai,
Dil jeet le vo zigar hum bhi rakhta hain... Qatl kar de vo nazar
hum bhi rakhte hain... Aapse vada hai hamara muskurane ka...
varna aankhon me samander hum bhi rakhte hain...
Gulab ko bhi Kamal bana dete, Unki ek nazar pe gazal bana
dete, kambhakt marta nahi hai hum pe koi, Varna MUMBAI
main bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete.
(From:TUSHAR TAWRAI - KASODE)
Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may
stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop
Beating, But your Brain will never start working!
(From:wa - )
subah se tbiyat kharab lag rahithi, tantrik ko dikhaya to bola
kisi PAPPI ko etawar ke din SMS kar do thik hojaoge , ab achha
mehsus kar rahahu.............
(From:suresh kumar - india)
pyar ko pyar ka toffa nahi dete, dil ko jajbat ka toffa nahi dete,
dene ko to hum apko chand dete magar chand ko chand ka
toffa nahi dete.
(From:punit - bhuj)
phol hu gulab ka chambele ka mat samach na aasiq hu tera
saheli ka mat samach na
(From:shahbaz - asansol)
Tumko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke sath magar ham
na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena, par teri yaad ke
hakdar ham hi honge.
(From:chandan_chaudhari18 - )
Bina dekhay us ki tasweer bana sakta hon...Bina milay us ka
haal bata sakta hon ...Meri MOHABBAT main itne taqat hai kay
apni aankh kay aansoo us ki aankh say gira sakta hoon
(From:Arslan - Multan)
bhul se kabhi hame bhul na jana , pyar se kabhi hum se rooth
na jana , kyun ki may hi hoon tumhari jane jana.
(From:toslim - dhaka)
Aankhon se aansu kyo jalak aate hai, Tanhaiyon me gham
kyun yaad aate hai, Aansu pochkar koi yeh bata de hume, Dur
rehne wale aksar yaad kyun aate hai…
(From:vinay prajapati - Ujjain)
Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai Aise hi mohabbat
ki shuruwat hoti hai Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum
Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai
(From:amol - mumbai)
Apni kismat per aitbaar kisko hai, mil jaye yeh pyar yeh
aitbaar kisko hai, koi yaad hi dard ke paas le jati hai, varna
dard se pyar kisko hai.
(From:Manish Soni - New Delhi)
Tareef Na Kar Meri, Jab Tareef Karneko Mann Kare, tho karle
Tareef Khudki, Meri Tareef Khudba Khud Hojayegi.
(From:Shahir Raz - Swindon - UK)

Dastoor mohabbat ka hai yahi Hasti ko Mitana Padta hai,...jis
gham ko farishtay sah na sakey woh gham bhi uthana padta
hai
(From:Prashant - New Delhi)
bhaut door hai humare ghar se, tumhare ghar ka kinara, par
hum hawa ke har jhone se puch lete hai, kya haal hai
tumhara.
(From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao)
Milda ohi jo mukadaran vich hunda, Banda bande to kujh nahi
kho sakda. Ohdi rehmat di hove raza jekar, Te oh vi mil sakda
jo naseeba vich nahi ho sakda.
(From:Ajay Gupta - Mandi)
Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia,Globardentin..... Yeh saari
bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain.... SMS Karte
rehna....Baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai.....
JAB AKELE HOTE HAIN, AAPKO YAAD KAR LETE HAIN, JAB
AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN, TO THODA RO LETE HAIN, JAB
THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN, JAB
AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN,
(From:VED PRAKASH SINGH - BULANDSHAHR)
Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri
laash hogi... Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi
unki tasvir mere saath hogi....
Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia,Globardentin..... Yeh saari
bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain.... SMS Karte
rehna....Baaki samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai.....
Aaj hai Sabhi Masroof, Farak Sirf Itna Hai, Koi Ghar Banane
Mein, To Koi Ghar Jalane Mein.

gar fanus ki jid hai bijliya girani ki, to apni bhi jid hai ashiya
yahi banani ki.
(From:kamal - delhi)
Din sara yaadon me guzar jata hai,Phir bhi raat ko aapka hi
khayaal aata hai... Kuch yaadein is kadar ban jaati hain
ki,Aaine me bhi chehra aapka nazar aata hai...
Beetey hue lamhe yaad na kar,Ae ishq hume barbaad na kar...
Aankhon ke samandar sookh gaye hain,Ab inse barsane ki
fariyaad na kar....
Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse, yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila
rahe aapse, bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse, khafa na
hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse
Ur SMS is breakfast for me,Ur SMS is lunch for me,Ur SMS is
dinner for me... But today is not my fast then why r u not
sending SMS to me...???
Barsaat aaye aur zamin gili na ho, Dhoop nikle aur sarson pili
na ho, Aiye dost tune ye kaise soch liya, Ke teri yaad aaye, aur
tere mobile me mera sms na ho. r-r
(From:Radhey-Radhey - PILANI)
tere ek pal ka sath jannat hai meri, mere haaton me tera
haath khwahish hai meri, tu rahe sanam is dil me dhadkan ban
ke, tu jo ruthe to ho kyamat meri.
(From:shanawaz - kolkata)
Chand ki chandni shayad madham pad jaye, Pholon ki khushbo

shayad fheki pad jaye, Par hamari dosti mehakti rahe, Shayad
zindagi ke lamhe kam pad Jaye
(From:prabhat - meerut)
tere ek pal ka sath jannat hai meri, mere haaton me tera
haath khwahish hai meri, tu rahe sanam is dil me dhadkan ban
ke, tu jo ruthe to ho kyamat meri.
(From:vishwas - gohana (haryana))
Har pyaar me aisa mod kyon aata hai,Ek saathidusre ko tanha
chod jaata hai... Janmo tak saath nibhane wala pyaar,Begano
ki khatir apno ka dil tod jata hai...
Each day with someone new,Id look & never find another u....
The world is full of people,I know its true yet no one could ever
equal the friend I found in u...
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de-de mujhe,Aaj na sahi tu apna kal
de-de mujhe... Khushi de ya na de marji teri,Apna dukh aur
dard tu chal de-de mujhe....

Roothe jo zindagi to mana lenge hum,Mile jo gum to nibha
lenge hum... Bus tum rehna saath hamare,Pighalte aansuon
me bhi muskura lenge hum....
Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,Na rang na roshni hai tere
bagair.... Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai,Bas dhadkan
thami hai tere bagair....
My frequency of messaging u may be less,But the time period
I remember U is more.... Thats why science says frequency is
inversely proportional to time period....
Jarurat nahi alfaaz ki,Pyar to chiz hai bas ehsaas ki... Paas hote
to manzar hi kya hota,Dur se khabar hai hume aapki har saans
ki....
Diwane hai hum tujhe bhi bana denge,Dil me tere pyar ki
shama jala denge.... Raho chahe jitne bhi patthar dil banke
aap,Par yaadon se apni tumko bhi rula denge....
PYAR,pyar sab kehtein hain, lekin karta KOI nahi, is pyar,ishq
aur muhabbat mein miltein hain SIRF zakhm-lekin BHARTA koi
NAHI
(From:muhammed burhan - Bangalore)
Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,Dil na chah kar bhi khamosh
reh jata hai... Koi sab kuch kehkar dosti jatata hai,To koi kuch
na keh kar bhi dosti nibhata hai....
(From:ABIR - bangladesh)
A husn tujhe dekh kar chand bhi sarminda hai ,bhool se kabhi
kabristan se mat gujar jana ,varna murde bhi kahenge hum
jinda hai
(From:pankaj jangid - mumbai)
Aahista Aahista Wo mere dil main utterne lage.. Meri khudi ko
muhe se juda kerne lage.. Na jane kab wo hummare honge ….
Na jane kab hum …..hum !!!!!!!! Na jane kab hum …..hum
!!!!!!!! unke dil ke kinnare honge.
(From:Ravi Jaiswal - Lucknow, UP)
teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, 1 pal ki judai mudat si lagti
hai, pehle nahi tha socha par abb sochne lage hai hum,
zindagi k har lamhe me teri Zarurat si lagti hai.
(From:avinash - delhi)
Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karoon, Tu hi bata teri yaad
jo aaye to kya karoon, Hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar dekh loon
tujhe, Kismat agar woh lamha na laaye to kya karoon
(From:Dhaval Ninawe - New Panvel)

Soe kahan pe? Aankh ne takiye bhigoye hai... Aaj hum bhi kisi
ke liye khoob roye hai... Dil ke darvaaze ko har waqt khula
rakhte hai... Jaane kis waqt tera bulaava aa jaye... Kabhi
khood pe, Kabhi halaat pe rona aaya... Baat nikli, To har ek
baat pe rona aaya...
Aansuo mein raatbhar rona pada , Tere milan se to haath
dhona pada , Tera milna tha khwaab mera ; Khwaab laane ke
liye sona pada...
Aaine par bhi parda kar ke dekha humne, Khud ko itna bhi
tanha karke dekha humne. Pata chal gaya us roz kitne sacche
hain hum, Us roz khud se vada kar ke dekha humne.
(From:Shashwat-vatsa - (Allahabad))
aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate, dil se aapko kaise
bhula paate,kaash ki aap sanso ke alwava aaine mei bhi base
hote, khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate!!!!
(From:zubi - )
phool hun gulab ka chameli ka mat samazna aashiq hun aapka
aapni saheli ka mat samazna
(From:amit - amravati)
aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate, dil se aapko kaise
bhula paate,kaash ki aap sanso ke alwava aaine mei bhi base
hote, khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate!!!!
(From:saloni - delhi)
Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai, mera dil todkar mujhe
hasana chahta hai, jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chere se,
har shaks mujhe azmaana chahta hai

Aap rutha na karo humse, mere dil ki dhadkan bhad jaati hain,
dil to aapke naam kar hi chuke hai, jaan baaki hain woh bhi
nikal jati hai.
Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah, aankhon be bas
gaye hai intezaar ki tarah, kaise bhula de unhe hum apni
yaadon se, unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah.
Unko aazmakar dekh liya, ek dhoka khakar dekh liya, kya hua
hum hue barbad, unhone to apna dil behlakar dekh liya.

Rone do aaj humko do aankhe sujane de,Bahon me le le aur
khud ko bheeg jane de... Hai jo seene me qaid dariya woh
chhut jayega,Hai itna dard ki tera daman bheeg jayega....

Is behte dard ko mat roko,Yeh to saza hai kisi ke intezar ki...
Loh inhe aansu kahe ya diwangi,Par yeh to nishani hai kisi ke
pyar ki....
Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,Har dil mohabbat ke kabil
nahi hota... Rota woh bhi hai jo duba hai ishq-e-dariya me,Aur
rota woh bhi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota.....
Zakham humne mohabbat me unki khaye hain,Chiraag raah
me unke jalaye hain... Thirak rahe hain woh geet aaj sab ke
hothon pe,Jo mohabbat me unki humne gaaye hain...
Nigahein dar par lagi hain aur hum udas baithe hain,Tere aane
ki lekar aas baithe hain.... Yu hi nahi tez hui dhadkan,Aisa
lagta hai aap hamare paas baithe hain....
Kuch phool hum par gire ,Kuch phool un par gire.... Bas fark
sirf itna tha ki woh apni duniya basa rahe the,Aur hum is
duniya se ja rahe the....
Qatal hua mere dil ka,Aankhon mein sara jahan aa gaya....
Gum is baat ka nahi k qatal hua mere dil ka,Gum is baat ka ki
qatilon me unka naam aa gaya....
Mohabbat me imtihaan aasan nahi,Pyaar sirf paane ka hi
naam nahi... Mudaatein beet jaati hain kisi ke intezaar me,Yeh
sirf pal do pal ka kaam nahi....

Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,Koi accha bhi is kadar na
lage.... Aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se,Jis nazar se aap ko
nazar na lage....
Aaj phir aaina puchta hai,Ki teri aankhon me nami kyon hai...
Jiski chahat me khud ko bhula diya,Uski chahat me kami kyon
hai,

Zindagi zakhmoo se bhari hai Waqt ko Marham banana
Seekhlo Harna to Mout ke Samne hai Fill hall Zandagi se
jeetna seekhlo
(From:Shaikh hafeez - (KS)Gulbarga)
sapne unke such hote hain jinke sapno main jaan hoti hai @
pankh se kuch nahi hota hoslon se uddan hoti hai
(From:iqbal latif - chakradharpur)

KAB UNKI PALKO SE IZHAAR HOGA, DIL KE KISI KONE MEIN
HAMARE LIYE PYAAR HOGA. GUZAR RAHI HAI RAATEIN UNKI
YAAD MEIN, KABHI TO UNKO HUMSE MILNE KA INTEZAAR
HOGA.
(From:ASHRAF SIDDIQUI - LUCKNOW)
DHAG SUB ANSON SE DHOYE HAIN JAB BHI TANHA HUYE HAIN
ROYE HAIN DIL MAIN KUONKAR NA UGE YAAD TERI DIL MAIN
TERE HI KHAWAB BOYE HAIN
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein
kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar
par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
MAIN AKELA KAHA TERE WAJOOD KA SAYA SAATH HAI JAWAN
RAAT MAI CHAAND CHANDNI KE SAATH HAI DURIYA KAHA
DOOR KAR PAATI HAI HUME SAPNO MAI HI SAHI TERE
HAATOHN MAI HAATH HAI
(From:rupam - jamshedpur)
girabat ki zindagi ham jiya nahi karte,peecha ham kisika kiya
nahi karte ,gar dil me hai mohabbat to keh dena varna dil ham
kisi ko diya nahi karte.
(From:rajiv hirani - pune)
muskhkilon sa app ki molaqat na ho.udas baitho esi koi baat
na ho..dua hai k mehfulon se saje zindagi app ki..bas mujhe
pukar lena agr koi sath na ho,
(From:musa - )
lakho mein ek ho tum zawaab nahi tumhara,tum humein
chahte ho naseeb hai hamara,log kehte hai ki chand ka ek
tukda ho tum ,par chand ek tukda hai tumhara.
(From:nishant - palwal)
Dekha nahin hain koi tujhsa..., Dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut
aayenge...; Jab tak deedar na ho tera..., Hum marr ke bhi
chain se na marr paayenge
(From:ana - mumbai)
Nibhanei seekhi hai dosti saans lene se pehle, na ho yakin to
imtihan le lo, hum saath honge tere har mushkil kadam par,
yeh jaan niklegi tere aansu nikalne se pehle.
(From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao(U.P)

meri taqdeer teri mohtaj to na thi meri tasveer ki abha betaaj
to na thi woh meri hi nazar thi jisne tumhe pari banaya warna
tum mumtaj to na thi...
(From:DEVENDRA - C.G)
Shaam suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai,Shama parwane ko jalna
sikhati hai.... Girne wale ko hoti to hai taqleef,Par thokar
insaan ko chalna sikhati hai...
Nazar ko nazar ke ishaaron ne mara,Chaman ko chaman ki
bahaaron ne mara..... Yeh dil tha akela aur gum they
hazaron,Akele ko mile ke hazaron ne mara....
Humein aasuo se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata, milti hai
khushi to use khona nahi aata, seh lete hain har gum haske,
log kehte hain humein rona nahi aata.
(From:Nikhil - Pune)
Nikalte hain aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jaata hai dil jab
baat nahi hoti... Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yaad aaye,Aisi koi
raat nahi hoti...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.) India)

Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,Kaun jaane ki hum kidhar
jayenge... Hum aapki parchai hai yaad rakhna,Jahan tanhai
mili waha hum nazar aayenge....
jab bhi kisi ko karib paya hai kasam khuda ki wahi dhoka
khaya hai kyo dosh deto ho kato ko ye zakham to hamne
phulo se paya hai
(From:nitin - pune)
Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai,Tadpane ke liye
sirf yaadein reh jaati hain.. Kya fark padta hai DIL ho ya
SIGRATE jalne ke baad raakh hi reh jaati hai....
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon (India))

hum agr apse mil nahi patay......... asa nahi k ap hman yad
nahi atay......... mana dunya k sub rishtay nibhay nahi
jatay.......... mugr jo bus jatay hen dil men bhulay nahi jatay
(From:robina - )
Tum jo jaa chuke ho zindagi se, har taraf se hum barbaad ho
gaye; Muskuraate hain khud ki maut par, aansoo chhipaane
mein ustaad ho gaye
(From:Aditya - Nagpur)
Jab bhi kisi ko karib paya hai kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha
khaya hai kyo dosh dete ho kanto ko ye zakham to humne
phoole se paya hai.
Ruth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage itne dur hue ke bahut yad
ane lage kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal me jab tumhe pane me
mujhe jamane lage.
Ab kai tu chahatoon ka yeh mausam bura na tha, Par ussay
pahlay wo bhi tu uljha hua na tha. Kaisa azaab tha kay
bicharnay ki rasam main, Jo murr kay dekhta tha wo pathar
hua na tha.
(From:Qudsia Begum)
Anjane me dil gawa baithe,Is pyar me kaise dhoka kha
baithe.... Un se kya gila kare bhul hamari thi,Jo bina dil walo se
dil laga baithe..

Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,Is jahan me koi hamara nahi
hai.... Chhua unka daaman to woh haskar bole,Dost ye
daaman tumhara nahi hai....

Woh chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi,Parwane ka
shamaa ke bin guzara to nahi... Mere dil ne suni hai mitthi si
awaaz kahi,Aap ne hume pukara to nahi....
Anjane me dil gawa baithe,Is pyar me kaise dhoka kha
baithe.... Unse kya gila kare bhul hamari thi,Jo bina dil walo se
dost bana baithe....
Na jane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi ata. na jane kyu hale dil
batana nahi ata . kyu sathi bichad jate hai hamesha hamse
.shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi ata....
(From:wali - )
hamne jo apne gam aapko de diye hote, aapne to apne hosh
kho diye hote, yeh to hum hain jo is haal main muskurate
hain, aap hote to kab ke ro diye hote
(From:sanjay - india-delhi)
Na jane kyu hame aansu bahana nahi ata. na jane kyu hale dil
batana nahi ata . kyu sathi bichad jate hai hamesha hamse
.shayad hame hi sath nibana nahi ata....
(From:Surjadeep Roy - Asansole)

Nai nai si lagti hain ye zindagi tere aane ke baad. Gham judai
ka khatm kar dega hume tere jaane ke baad. Har kami
ganwara hain sanam, gar saath ho tumhara. Jaane anjaane
ban gaye ho tum jine ka sahara. Teri yaadon mein doobe huan
hain ab subho shaam mere. Neend to jaati rahi, ab mere
khwab bhi ho gaye hain tere. Zulfo ko raat, chehre ko chaand
jab se keh gaye ho tum, Bheed mein sab se juda aur haseen
mujhe bana gaye ho tum. Yaadon se teri behalta nahi ab dil ye
mera. Such ho jaaye sapna mera gar ban jaaon saaya main
kitna pagal hai ye dil hawa mein tumhara paegaam dhoondta
hai is jagah mein tumhara nishaan dhoondta hai aasman mein
tumhara ye naam dhoondta hai sitare magar batate nahin
nazare yahan ke manate nahin zhonke kabhi kuch jatate nahin
ye ishare bhi dil ko samjhate nahin virane mein tumahara ye
saath dhoondta hai kitna pagal hai ye dil virane hai hamare
tum hamare nahin

Dhoka na dena ke tujpe aietbar bahut hai, ye dil tere chahat
ka talabgar bahut hai, teri surat na dekhe to dikhai kuch nahi
deta, hum kya kare ke tum se pyar bahut hai. Khoob aati hai
jab bhi aati hai, Yaad teri bahot sataati hai, Dhoop
main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n, Teri soorat ubhar ke aati
hai

DOOR DOOR TAK DEKHTA HOON MANZIL NAHIN DIKHTI, ABHI
NAHIN TO KABHI DEKHNE KI KHWAHISH RAKHTA HOON.. KHOI
KHOI RAHON MEIN BHATAKTA RAHTA HOON, KISSI ANJANE KI
YADON MEIN KHOYA RAHTA HOON, DEKHNE KI KHWAHISH HAI
USKO, KASH MIL JAYE MERI WO MANZIL JISKI MEIN TAMANNA
KARTA HOON.
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau, suna Saku Kuch
aapko, wo andaz kahase Lau, Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna
aasan hai,, Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...
Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai
sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat
si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.
(From:manish - guwahati)
Raste par mat baitho hawa tang karegi, Gujare hue lamhon ki
saja tang karegi, Kisi ko mat lao dil ke itne kareeb, uske jane
par uski har ek ada tang karegi. (From:ehuzefa - jalgaon)
Gulshan ki fakat fulo se nahi kato se bhi jinat hoti hai. jine ke
liye duniya me khushiyon ki he nahi gam ki bhi jarurat hoti hai
Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi, Dosti sirf paas hone ka

naam, Agar tum door rehkar bhi hame yaad rakho. isase
badkar hame koi enaam nahi..
(From:suhaas - mumbai)
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,Unki raahon me palkein
bichate rahe.... Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,Hum
aankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.... Waqt guzarta raha par
sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein
namisi thi, sath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun
kisi ki kami si thi...
Ik ada uski dil lubhane ki, Ik ada uski nayi umeed jagane ki, Ik
chehra uska chand ke jaisa aur Ik ziid humari us chand ko
pane ki ...!
(From:Varun Kaushal - Baijnath Kangra Himachal )
tadpa sakogi jab tak chalegi sanse HAMARI,jab na honge
mehfil me to shayad mehsus karogi kami HAMARI, kya
dhundhogi ret me samandar ko jab na rahegi pav ki nishani
(From:kamal - baroda)
Aankho Pe Ghamoun Ke Pehre Hain,Zakham Jigar Ke Gehre
Hain Faryad Karain To Kis Se Karain , Dunya Wale To Behre
Hain
(From:iqra - hyderabad)
Raat hui jab shaam ke baad, Teri aawaz aayi har baat ke baad,
Humne khamoosh rehkar bhi deekha,Teri aawaz aayi har baat
ke baad.
(From:nadeem - india)
pholoon ke har kiran mahak de aap ko suraj ke har kiran
roshni de aap ko hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi dene wala
har kushi de aap ko.
(From:shahrukh lehri - quetta)
Intezar ka jo metha dard diya he tumne, Mujh par bada ehsan
kiya he tumne, Yeh hichkiyan bhi to nahi aati kambakht, Jo
sochun k yaad kiya he tumne..
Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yar
ho jata hai, Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon
se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
Sukhe patton se pyar kar lenge, hum to tum par etbaar kar
lenge,tum ye to kaho, tum hamare ho sanam, hum zindagi
bhar intzaar kar lenge.
Yadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai kaano me gunjti
sehnai si lagti hai aap karib hain to aapnapan hai, warna
seene me saans bhi parai si lagti hai.
Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai
sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat
si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se.
Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,Har naam ko sar-e-aam
pukaara nahi jaata.Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki
baatein,Yunhi to is khel mein harra nahi jaata....
Aankhen oonchi hui to dua ban gayi,Aankhen nichi hui to haya
ban gayi.Jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,aur uth kar jhuki to
ADA ban gayi...
zindgi sb ko mile,zaruri to nahi.dosti sabko mile,zaruri to
nahi...kuchh log hame bahut yaad aate hain par hum bhi unhe
yaad aayen,zaroori to nahi...
(From:tanvi - batra)
Dil gumsum, Zubaan Khamosh, Aankhein aaj num kyon hai. Jo
kabhi apna hua hi nahin use aaj khone ka gum kyon hai...
(From:Vinita Biswas - Kolkata)

dard to bahut hoga jab huma aap se juda honge .....roenge
hum magar aansoo na aaenge ...............jab saath koi na de
aapka awaaj hame dena .......aasma per bhi honge to laut
aayenge
(From:kaustubh - raebareli )
Sabko dost banane ki adat hai hamme, apani alag pehchan
banane ki adat hai hamme, kitna bhi gehra jakaham de koi,
utna hi jayada muskarane ki adat hai humme.
(From:M P Vegad - Rajkot)

hasane ke bad kyon rulati hai duniya, jaane ke bad kyon
bhulati hai duniya, baki rehti hai kya kasar zindgi me, ki marne
ke bad bhi jalati hai duniya......
(From:ankur patel - ahmedabad)
Aap ke khayalo se fursat nahi milti,hame ek pal ki rahat nahi
milti,mil to jati hai saans kuch,bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti.
(From:parvesh - chandigarh)
Dil cheer k dekh lo mera, Tasveer usi ki hogi, Kabhi hille agar
is Dil k darwaje, Toh aahat usi ki hogi.
(From:Atul - )
sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kasise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon jabki sans se pehle
teri yaad hai.
(From:shashi shekhar - noida)
OR KOI GAM NAHI EK TERI JUDAI KE SIVA, MERE HISSE ME KYA
AAYA TANHAI KE SIVA! YU TO MILAN KI RAATE MILI
BESUMAAR, PYAR ME SAB KUCHH MILA SEHNAI KE SIVA!!
(From:Priyaan Yash - Chandigarh)
Aap ke khayalo se fursat nahi milti,hame ek pal ki rahat nahi
milti,mil to jati hai san kuch,bas apki ek jhalak nahi milti.
(From:shilpi - h.bagh)
Hame ashkon se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata, milti hai khushi
to use khona nahi aata, seh lete hain har gham muskurakar,
aur log kehte hian hame rona nahi aata.
(From:imtiaz - Aurangabad)
nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,muskurahat aapki shaan
hai hamari, khyal rakhna apna kyonki saanse aakpki jaan hai
hamari....
Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,Kisi ne hume diwana kaha.... In
aankhon me aansu tab aaye,Jab apno ne hume begana
kaha....
Kis dil se unki wafa mangu,Kis pal se unse milne ki taareekh
mangu... Mujhe to dar hai unhe kho dene ka,Kis Khuda se
unko paane ka naseeb mangu..
Log samajhte hain humne unhe bhula rakha hai,Woh kya
jaane dil me chupa rakha hai... Dekhe na koi unhe meri
aankhon me.Isliye palkon ko gira rakha hai....
Kaash samajhte woh is dil ki tadap ko,To yu na hume rusva
kiya hota.... Aapki yeh berukhi bhi manzoor thi hume,Bas ek
baar hume samajh liya hota....
Tere hote hue bhi tenhai mili hai,Wafa kar ke bhi bewafai mili
hai.... Jitni dua ki tumhe paane ki.Us se jyada judai mili hai....

Unko pyar karne ka hisab na aayega,Meri kisi bhi baat ka
jawab na aayega... Hum to jagte rahenge unke hi khayaalon
me,Aur unko so kar bhi hamara khawab na aayega...
Dard mein koi Mausam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho Pyasa to Panise
gujara nahi hota, Dekhe zara koi Bebasi humari, Hum uske ho
jate hain jo humara nahi hota
(From:Lipta Arora - Delhi)
yuhi kabhi sapno ko dilse lagaya karo,kisi ke khwabon mein
aaya jaya karo; jab bhi ji ho ki koi tumhe bhi manaye, bas
hume yaad karke rooth jaaya karo...
(From:siddarth - bangalore)
Apki ek muskurht ne hamary hosh uda diye.. Apki ek muskurht
ne hamary hosh uda diye.. Hum hosh me ane hi wale they.. Ki
app fir se muskra diye.
(From:ashish jha - delhi)
Har subha ko ek kiran ki talash hoti hai. Har sham ko ek chand
ki aas hoti hai. Chand aur suraj ki shakl roti saman hoti hai,
Jiski har gareeb ko pyaas hoti hai..
Naam na lo us mohabbat ka mohabbat hum bhi kar chuke hai,
duniya zinda samajhti hai par yaaro hum to kabke marchuke
hai..
(From:ehuzefa)
Khudko Zameen Tujhe Aasman kehte hain, teri Khushi ko apna
Armaan kehte hain, Kehne waale tumhe mera dost kehte hain,
par hum to tumhe apni JAAN kehte hain.
(From:Shirish - Mumbai)
pyar mien humne kya paya, kabhi khud roye to kabhi aap ko
rulaya, zulm pe zulm karti gayi duniya, aur ek main tha jo uff
bhi na kar paya
(From:gurjeet singh - panipat(haryana))
Hoton pe hansi, aankho mein Khushi, gam ka kahin naam na
ho, aap ke liye, har pal le aaye itni Khushi, Jiski kabhi shaam
na ho.
(From:Sushil - Mumbai)
Aaj kuch yaad kar raha hai dil,Kisi ki fariyaad kar raha
dil...Chupke se keh diya dhadkano ne k,Tujhe hi yaad kar raha
hai dil...
Zindagi ki raahon pe jab aage jaoge,Picche ek saaya tum har
dam paoge... Mud ke dekhoge to tanhai hogi,Agar mehsus
karoge to hume paoge...
Naaraz hona aapse galti kehlayegi,Agar aap humse naraz ho
to yeh saanse tham jayengi... Hanste rehna hamesha yu
hi,Aapki hansi se kisi ki zindagi me bahaar aayegi....
Kabhi zarurat pade to sabse pehle hume awaaz dena,Agar koi
shaq ho to aazma lena.... Zindagi tumhare liye chod
denge,Maut hamare liye chod dena....

Waqt ke saath halaat badal jaate hain,Apno tak ke khayalaat
badal jaate hain... Jab bura waqt aata hai pyare,Khud apne hi
jazbaat badal jaate hain...
Duniya ki daulat dabaye rakhna,Husan ki bagiya chupaye
rakhna..... Kahi kisi ki nazar na lag gaye,Thoda sa kajal lagaye
rakhna....
Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabak hota hai,Yeh jawani ka zamana
bhi ajab hota hai.. Kaun si baat ne kis sakhs ka dil tod
diya,Bolne wale ko aehsaas bhi kab hota hai...
Dil jale ka dil kaun todta hai,Kisi murde ko zinda kaun karta
hai... Hai dil me agar pyar kisi ka,To woh dil le kaun sakta
hai....
Inkar woh karte hain ikrar ke liye,Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar
ke liye... Ulti chaal chalte hain ishq karne wale,Aankhein band
karte hain didar ke liye...
Kabhi to sab jaane pehchane lagte hain,Kabhi to apne bhi
begane lagte hain... Woh hume chod gaye to ehsaas
hua,Kabhi kabhi kisi ko samjhne me zamane lagte hain...
Ilzam lagane walon ne ilzam lagaye lakh magar teri saugat
samjhkar hum dil se lagaye baithe hain....

Bichde hue saathi ro-ro kar na saza de,Dua karna Khuda se
phir se mila de... Bojh judai ka uthaya nahi jaata,Dushwar
hoga jeena markar kaise bhula de....
Mit gaye hain sab zakham,Bas nishaan baaki reh gaya.... Saza
puri ho gayi,Karna gunaah baaki reh gaya....
(From: ehuzefa (jalgaon))

Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein,Najdik ho to nazar
uthayi nahi jaati... Yeh ishq ki ag hi aisi hai,Lag jaati hai lagayi
nahi jaati......
Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab
yaad kiya nahi karte
(From:Shaikh Mazher - Mumbai)
Teri Tasweer meri Ankhon main Basee kyun hai Jidhar dekho
bus udhar tu hi kyun hai Teri yadoon say wabasta meri
takdeer hai lekin Tujhe naa paa ker meri takdeer roothi kyun
hai Mujh ko hai khaber asaan nahin tujhe haasil karna phir bhi
yeh intizaar yeh bekarari kyun hai Barson guzar gaye meray
tanhayee main lekin Meri baanhon ko aaj bhi tera intizaar
kyun hai Teri chahat ki kasam khoon kay aansoon royaa hon
Ab nahin hai kuch bakee phir yeh jaan bakee kyun hai..
(From:Ahsan - )
Tum dil ko bekrar kyo nahi karte, Meri mohabbat par atbar kyo
nahi karte, Jee nahi sakta hoke juda tumse, Lekin tum to
mohabbat ka izhaar nahi karte...
(From:Ahsan )
vaadon par wo aitbar nahi karte, hum zikre mohabbat sare
bazar nai karte,darta hai dil unki rusvaai se aur woh sochte hai
ki hum unhe pyar nahi karte
(From:priya - delhi)
Ae Dil-e-Nadan tujhe hua kya hai,Aakhir is dard ki dawa kya
hai.... Hum ko unse hai wafa ki ummed,Jo nahi jaante ki wafa
kya hai....
Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jivan bhar saath nibhaye.... Saathi
to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palo mein bhi jivan bhar ka
saath de jaaye....
Arz Hai!!!Tum mujhe bhul na paoge,Is kadar hum tumhe yaad
aayenge... Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna,Teri aankhon
me hum nazar aayenge....
Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas,Meri tasvir lagana apni
tasvir ke paas... Taki dekhe to log kahe,Dekho Raanjha kaise
baitha hai apni Heer ke paas...
Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka,Hamne khud ko
khushnaseeb paya.... Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki,Khuda
khud dost bankar chala aaya....
Kis Khuda se teri wafa ki taarif maange,Kis pal se tumhe milne
ki taarikh maange.... Mujhe dar hai tumhe khnoe ka,Kis Khuda
se tumhe paane ka naseeb maange....
Na kabhi yeh chupaya ki pyar kitna hai,Na kabhi yeh jataya ki
dard kitna hai... Bas ek hame aur us Khuda ko malum hai ki
aapse mulaqat ka intezar kitna hai...
need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar hasaya
humko,Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko.. Zamana
kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko..
(From:vasco - india)
Dhoond lo koi tumhe mil hi jayega, magar hamari tarah pyar
tumhe kaun kar payega, mumkin hai chahat ki nazar se koi
dekh le tumhe, aankhen hamari kahan se payega...
(From:Takia Kalam - Mumbai)
mohabbat mujhe thi ussi se sanam, yado me uski tadapta
raha, maut bhi na rok sahi meri chahat ko, kabr me bhi ye dil
dhadhakta raha
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)
Dil Ne tere pyaar per majboor mujhe kar diya Is jahan ki har
khooshi se dhoor mujhe kar diya Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne
paas tere aane ka Us qadar dunya ne tujh ko dhoor mujh se
(From:Ahsan)
Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo
ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap, tabhi to
hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
(From:MA - )
TADAP K DEKHO KISI KI CHAHAT ME,TO PATAA CHALE K
INTEZAR KYA HOTA HAI, YUN HE MIL JAYE KOI BINA CHAHE ,TO
KAISE PATAA CHALE K PYAAR KYA HOTA HAI.
(From:RAVI SHANKER PANPEY - NEW DELHI)
Aapke shaher me kaali ghata to chati hogi, phoolon ko thodi si

sharam to aati hogi, aap lakh chupaye duniya se magar, akele
me hamari yaad to aato hogi...
(From:Shirish Tomer - Mumbai)
Kalam uthaya lafz nahi milta,Jisko dhund rahe hain woh shakhs
nahi milta...Phirte hain woh zamane ki talaash me,Bas hamare
liye unhe waqt nahi milta....
Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote, yun chand ke pehlu mein sitare
na hote. Hum isliye karte hai apki parvah kyonki dil ke karib
sare nahi hote..!
tere aane ka khayal achha hai , umeed ka te jaal achha hai ,
unse puchha kya hua aane ka , muskura ke vo bole saval
achha hai.
(From:pratul - jalgaon)
Samundar ki ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,Ret pe likhe naam
kabhi tik te nahi.Aap kehte ho ki tum patthar dil hai,Par
patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahi....
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi.. kya tum ne mujko
yaad kiya abhi abhi.. tujh se mile zamana hua magar... yun
laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
(From:Deepak Saini - Badli Delhi)
Tair na hai to beach me tair kinaro me kya rakha hai... Tair na
hai to beach me tair kinaro me kya rakha hai .... mohaabat
karni hai to baho me kar isharo me kya rakha hai...
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon))
Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe Na
Kahe Aetabar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk
KabSe Hua, Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

Ankho me aansu aa jate hai, phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti
hai, Yeh mohobbat bhi kya cheez hai yaarro, jisse karte hai
usise chupani padti hai
zindegi terebina adhura hai.najane q teremere beech meinye
doori hai. sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.per teri ek
muskan meri kamjori hai
Kasam khate hai ki peena chod denge,Kasam khate hai ki
botal tod denge...Lekin jab hotho se lagate hain jaam,To
kasam khate hai ki kasam khana chod denge...
Jinhe chahte the hum jaan se jyada,Wo hi humse ab dur
huye...Kya kya khawab dekhe the humne,Kuch toot gaye kuch
todne par hum mazboor huye...
Tujhse jab jab milne ki ummeed nazar aayi.Mere paaon me
zanzeer nazar aayi....Gir pade aankh se aansu aur,Har aansu
mein aapki tasveer nazar aayi...
Pyasi nigaho ne harpal unka dedar manga,Jaise amavas ne har
raat chand manga....Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,Jab
humne apni har dua me unka saath manga...
Bikhre ashko ke moti hum piro na sake,Uski yaad mein saari
raat so na sake...Beh na jaaye aansuon mein tasvir uski,Bus
yehi soch kar hum ro na sake...
wade pe wo hamare aitbar nahi karte ,hum zikr-e-riste sare
izhar nahi karte,darta hai dil uski ruswai se,wo sochte hai ki
hum unse pyar nahi karte.
(From:varsha - hyd)
Chiraagon ki roshni jab zara hili, laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
jaake dekha jab dar pe, to phir wahi kafir hawa mili..
(From:ZOORASH)
Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo
(From:Shivani - )
aakhir kab tak bachayege khud ko , in hasino ke nigaho ke
teer se ,ek din hum bhi nisana honge, jaise ranjha huye the
heer se
(From: Nitish, Kharagpur)
Pyar ke naam par deewane chale aate hain,Shama ke pichhe

parwane chale aate hain...Tum bhi chale aana meri maut
pe,Us din to begane bhi chale aate hain...

Surakh aankho se woh jab hame dekhte hain,Ham ghabrakar
aankhein jhuka lete hain...Kaun milaaye un aankho se
aankhein,Suna hai woh aankho se apna bana lete hain...
Is do pal ki zindagi me tanhai kyo hai,Logo ko humse ruswai
kyo hai... Is duniya me insaan kam nahi,Phir hamare saath sirf
hamari parchai kyo hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(Lucknow))

Mohabbat aisi yhi ki chipayi na gayi,Chot dil pe thi isliye
dikhayi na gayi...Chahte nahi the un se dur hona,Par duriyan
itni thi ki mitai na gayi...
Baddi muddat se chaha hai tumhe,Badi duaaon se paya hai
tumhe...Tujhe bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,Kismat ki lakiroon se
churaya hai tumhe...
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,Pal do pal mein safar kat
jayega...Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo,Kaun jaane kab
tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega...

Duaaon ki bheed mein ek dua hamari,Jisme maangi har khushi
tumhari...Aankho mein hamari aansu hain to kya,Har aansu
mein hai tasvir tumhari...
Hum se puchho kya hota hai pal-pal bitana,Bahut mushkil hota
dil ko samjhana... Yeh zindagi bit hi jayegi,Bas mushkil hota
hai kuch palo ko bhulana...

Aeisi bewafai ki usne,Mohabbat bhi badnam ho gayi... Apni
mohabbat ki itni kimat vasul ki usne,Ki hamari arthi bhi nilaam
ho gayi...
Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haque hai,Har rooh ko ek aah ka
haque hai... Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain duniya mein,Hume
bhi ek gunaah ka haque hai...
Haatho se gir gayi kakiren kahi,Bhul aaye hum apni takdire
kahi... Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena,Mere hisse ki har
khushi apne haatho me saja lena....
Aasani se dil lagaye jaate hain,Magar mushkil se waade
nibhaye jaate hain... Mohabbat le aati hai un raaho pe
jahan,Diyo ke badle dil jalaye jaate hain...
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (jalgaon))
Saahil se milkar bhi kinare nahi milte,Dhunde bhi to sahare
nahi milte... Jaane woh log hi kyon dil mein utar jaate
hain,Aksar jinse kismat ke sitare nahi milte...
kise apna kha jay sabhi dil tor jate hai sajakar dil ki mahfil ko
akela chhor jate hai
(From:ravirajjaismin - patnacity Bihar)

HOTI NAHI HAIN MOHABBAT SURAT SE,MOHABBAT TO DILSE
HOTI HAIN....SURAT UNAKI KHUD BA KHUD LAGATI HAIN
PYARI...., KADAR JINAKI DILME HOTI HAIN.
(From:LINA K. - NASIK (MS))
hr geet ke piche saaj hota hai . hr baat ke piche raaj hota hai .
badnami se mat darna sanam. chamkte chand mein bhi daag
hota hai.
(From:ajeet - satna)
Khusbhu ki tarah aap K pas bikhar jayenge, Sukun bankar dil
meutar jayenge, Zara mehsus karne ki kosish to kijiye, Dur
hote hue bhi pas nazar aayenge.
(From:- Surat)
Gam is kadar mila ki gabhra ke pe gaye, Khushi thodi si mili to
mila ke pe gaye. Yuto na the hum pine ke aadi Sharab ko
tanha dekha To taras khake pe gaye
(From: - Surat)
Aankhou ki gehraayi ko samaj nahi paate, Hoth he magar kuch
hum keh nahi paate, Apni dil ki baat kis tarah kahe tumse,
Tum wahi ho jinke bina hum reh nahi paateh!:-???
(From: - Surat)
Ban K ajnabi mile the zindagi K safar mein kahin, In yaadon Ki
lamho ko kabhi bhulayenge nahi, Agar yaad rakhan fitrat hai
aapki, To bhul jane ki Adat hum mein bhi nahi.
Har labz ko kagaz pe utara nahi jata Har naam ko sare aam
pukara nahi karte Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki batein Yuhi
is khel me hara nahi jata
har khusi khusi mange aapse,jindagi jinda dili mange
aapse,ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,ki chand bhi roshni
mange aapse
(From:bipin - )
har khusi khusi mange aapse,jindagi jinda dili mange
aapse,ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,ki chand bhi roshni
mange aapse
(From:Akhilesh Kumar's gudluck - Satna(M.P.))
ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai,kismat se apni sabko sikayat
kyon hoti hai,ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,jise hum pa nahi
sakte usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai.
hamari to dua hai koi gila nahi,wo gulab jo aaj tak khila
nahin,aapko har din wo sab mile,jo dunia me aajtak kisi ko
mila nahi.
jo tu chahe wo tera ho,roshan raaten aur khubsurat savera
ho,jaari rakhenge hum duaao ka silsila,kaamyab har manjeel
par dost mera ho.
Chehre par Haseen Cha Jati Hai, Aankho main Nami Aajati hai,
Jab Tum Mujhe Apna Kehte ho, Aapne aap par Guroor Aa jata
hai....!
(From:Sundar - Mumbai)
In Yadoon aur Lamhoon ko apnay seenay kee kitaab main
Sanbhall kar rakhna..Agar zindgee kay kisee kay morr par
hamaree yaad Ajaye to is kitaab ko khool kar parr lena Sakoon
Milay Gaa
(From:Farhad Bahawalpur)
Nazre mila kar nare chura mat lena,Dost bana kar dushman
bana mat dena...Maana ki tumse bahut door rehte hain
hum,Isi baat ka bahana banakar bhula mat dena...
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)))

Jalao koshisho ke deepki raat subah ho gaye,Tumhari aankh
ke akas se hi kaynat ban jaye... Apne ko itna zindadil
banao,Zindagi aise jiyo ki arthi bhi baarat ban jaye....

Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai,Aise hi mohabbat
ki shuruwat hoti hai... Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai
hum,Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai....
Aankho ki awwaz kuch aur hoti hai,Aansuon ki ag kuch aur hoti
hai.... Kaun chahta hai bichadna apno se,Par kismat ki baat
kuch aur hoti hai...
Jo hai dil mein batakar to dekho,Chahat ko honthon pe lakar to
dekho.... Sab kuch mil jayega usi pal,Lekin mohabbat ko ek
baar jatakar to dekho....
Manzil bhi nazar aati gai,Hum bhi kadam badhate gaye....
Faasle bhi kam na hue,Apno se juda hum hote chale gaye....

Chand ke liye sitare anek han, lekin sitaron ke liye chand ek
hai. Aapke liye to hazaron honge, lekin hamare liye aap hi ek
hain.
(From:rashmi - orissa(berhampur)
Log kehte hai hamein adat hai muskurane ki, magar woh kya
jaane yeh ada hai gam chupane ki.
(From:Rajni)
Tumse jo ummid na thee,Wo dard tune de deya,Tumko

jamane ke sare khusiya mele... ja tere hisse ka sara dard
hamne le leya....
(From:rajeev kumar"azad" - purnea (Bihar))
Ye meri talaash ka jurm hai ya meri wafaa ka kusoor hai.. Jo
dilke jitna paas hai wo nazaro se utna hi door hai...
(From:kuldeep - indore)
Raat ki tanhai se darte hai.. hum kagaz ki parchai se darte hai
hum..Ye duniya saath chale na chale.. Par aapke sth ki umeed
karte hai hum...
Titliya fulo pe mandrati to hongi... Bhawro ka dil lubhati to
hongi... Hum to tadapte hai aap ki yaad mein..Hichkiya to
aapko bhi aati hongi...
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - -Jalgaon)
hoto ki juban ye aasu kahte hai..jo chup rahte hai fir bhi bahte
hai..Aur in aasuo ki kismat to dekhiye..Ye unke liye bahte
hai..jo in aakho mein rahte hai..
Saza chahe kitni bhi ho, Mohabbat se kam nehin, Saza chahe
kitni bhi ho, Mohabbat se kam nehin, Kisi ko Mehboob milta
hai to kisi ko Baddua tak nehin.
(From:soum - Berhampur (Orissa))
kash hum apke mobile no. hote , har waqt aapko yaad to
rahte,bhale aap hume badal dete , par humse bichadane ki
khabar bhi aap sabko dete ....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy-Jalgaon)
kush tu hi mere dil ka mafhum samajh le, yeh hastha hoa
chehra tu zamaneh keh liyeh hai
(From:farazulhaque - delhi)
Mil kar tanahiya ka aehsas usne duna kar diya. Dil kiya kuch is
tarah abad ke suna kar diya
(From:vinay - Mumbai)
Meri Subho ko tum roshni de do, Meri shyamo ko tum
chandani de do, Mangta hu tum se main apni zindagi, Meri
zindagi ko tum zindagi de do.
Thi ummid jin se badi badi woh mile jo aaj toh yun mile.Main
nazar uthake tadp gaya ,woh nazar jhukake chale gaye.
(From:samreen - hyderabad)
ye dosti ke ristey bhi ajeeb hote hain sab apne apne nasib
hote hain rahte hain jo nigaho se door wahi dil ke kareeb hote
hain
(From:rahulbob - jaisalmer)
Yaad teri jab bhi aati hai,Neend meri kho jaati hai.Aankhein
band to sapna dekhti hai,Khuli aankho ko bhi tera didar nazar
aata hai...
Khushi se dil ko aabaad karna,Gamo ko zindagi se aazad
karna.... Hamari to bas itni guzarish hai,Bhul se kabhi hume
bhi yaad karna....
Gamo mein hasne walo ko rulaya nahi jaata,Lehron se paani
ko hataya nahi jaata... Banne wale ban jaate hain apne,Kisi ko
kehkar apna banaya nahi jaata...
Hum na rahenge fasaane na rahenge,Phir yaad aane ke
zamane na rahenge.... Tum yaad to karoge hume,Magar paas
bulane ke bahane na rahenge....
Main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka gola..... Main uske pyar
me ban gaya baraf ka gola..... .....Aur woh bewafa boli,Thanda
matlab Coca Cola....
Wo kya karenge pyaar tumse, Jo tum tak pahuchne ko
laashein bicha denge!Pyaar to humne kiya hai,Ki, tum tak
pahuchne ko khud ko laash bana denge
(From:Shishir Singh - Jaipur)
Gamo main hasane wale ko rulaya nahi jata, pani se lehron ko
hataya nahi jata,banne wale ban jate hain APNEkisi ko kehkar
apna banaya nahi jata.
(From:neelam chaurasia - jabalpur )
wada kiya tha miloge shabab main .wada kiya tha miloge
shabab main .liken jab shabab aaye toh wah zalim aaye
nakhab main.
KEHTE HAIN KE ESHK MAIN NEEND UDJATI HAI ARE KOI HUM
SE BHI DIL LAGAYE HAME NENND BAHOOT AATI HAI
KUCH PHOOL UN PAR THE ,KUCH PHOOL HUM PAR THE,FARQ
SIRF ITNA THA KI WOH DUNIYA BASA RAHE THE AUR HUM IS
DUNIYA SE JAA RAHE THE.
PHOOL KI HAR KALI KHUSBU DE APP KO ,CHAND KI HAR KIRAN
ROSHAN KARE AAP KO, HUM TOH KUCH DE NAHI SAKTE PER
DENE WALE HAR KHUSHI DE AAP KO.
AANKEIN TERI HO,AANSU MERE HO,DHADKAN TERI HO SANSE
MERI HO,JAB HUM DOSTI MAIN JUDA HO KAR MAR BHI JAYE TO
KAFAN TERA HOO AUR LASH MERI HO.
Chaha to bhout tha ki, aapni palko se tumhare dil par, aapna
naam likh du, par aaisa kaha kar paya main, jab bhi aapni
chanchal palko se tumhara naam likna chaha, aanshuo ki nami
se sab dhundla sa gaya, tumne bataya nahi, maine jana nahi,
fir bhi jane kyun aaisa lagta hai ki.......tumhare dil ke kisi
panne par sayad mera naam lika hai
(From:Ashish - Meerut )
NA DALO KAFAN MERE CHEHRE PE,MUJHE ADAT HAI
MUSKURANE KI NA UTHAO MERE JANAZE KO MUJHE UMEED
HAI KISI KE ANE KI.
AAP KO MISS KARNA ROZ KI BAAT HAI, YAAD KARNA AADAT KI
BAAT HAI ,AAP SE DUR REHNA KISMAT KI BAAT HAI,MAAGAR
AAP SE MILNA NASEEB KI BAAT HAI.
Zindagi main humesha naye log milenge, Kahin pe Zyada to
kahin pe kum milenge, Aeitbar zara Soch ke Karna, Mumkin
nahi har jagah tumhe HUM milenge.
(From:- Surat)
Kuch bikhre sapne aur aankhou mai NAMI hai, 1 chhotasa
aasma aur umido ki ZAMI hai, Yuto bahut kuch hai zindagi
mein, Sirf jise chahtehe hai uski kami hai.
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - jalgaon)
Fir na simtegi agar Mohabbat bikhar jayegi, Zindagi zulf nahi
jo fir se sawar jayegi, Jo khushi de tham lo daaman uska,
Zindagi ro K nahi has K guzar jayegi.
(From: - Surat)
Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar
se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye, is
nacheez ko yaad kiya karo
(From:Jignesh Patel - Mumbai)
har kali tujhse khusbu udhar maange, aftab bhi tujhse noor
udhar maange, khuda kare teri-meri dosti aisi ho, ki log
mujhse teri dosti udhar maange.
(From:amjad ali - ranchi)
hamne socha hum chahte hai unko, par unko chahne walo to
duniya nikla,,dil ne chaha sikayat kare khuda ko ,par khuda
bhi unko chahne wala nikla.
(From:sumit - rourkela)
Dard gum ka dil se mitya na gaya, Humne lakh chaha par
bhulaya na gaya, Koi unse jake puche to sahi, Ki vo khud ruthe
hain ya humse manaya na gaya.
(From:Deepak Sharma - Ambala Cantt, )
DIL KI LAGI KO NA KOI SAMJHA HAI, NA KOI SAMJHE GA..... JIS
SHAKS KO DEKHO DEWAANA BANA PHIRTA HAI...........
(From:JALAL AKBAR )
DHARAKTE HUWAY DIL KA QARAR HO TUM.... IN SAJI
MEHFILON KI BAHAR HO TUM.... TARASTI HUI NIGAHON KA
INTIZAR HO TUM.... SONO KI ZINDAGI KA PEHLA AUR AAKHRI
PYAR HO TUM....
(From:JALAL AKBAR)
IK IK PAL SADIYON SA LAGNE LAGA HAI... YEH KAISA NASHA
HAI KE DIL BEHKNE LAGA HAI... KUCH AUR NAHIN ISE PYAR
KEHTE HAIN YAARO... JIS KA JADOO NAS NAS MEIN SAMANE
(From:JALAL AKBAR )
Parakhna mat parakhne main koi apna nahin rehta, kisi bhi
ayine mein der tak chehra nahin rehta . muhabbat ek
khushboo hai humesha saath chalti hai,koi insan tanhai mein
bhi tanha nahin rehta
(From:Umair Ahmed)
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,Jhuki nazaro ko ikraar kehte
hain...Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,Kuch khone ko bhi pyar
kehte hain...

Dilo me aarzo ke diye jalte rahenge,Aankho se aansoo nikalte
rahenge...Tum shama ban kar dil me roshni to karo,Hum mom
bankar yu hi pighalte rahenge...
Gam-e-Zindagi ke maare hain,Har baazi jeet ke haare
hain...Yeh jo meri jholi me patthar hain,Sab mere chahne walo
ne maare hain....
Na dil se hota hai na dimag se hota hai,Yeh pyar to ittefaq se
hota hai... Aur kya kaheien pyar karke bhi pyar na mile,Yeh
ittefaq sirf hamare saath hota hai...
Aankhon mein samai hai surat teri, dil mein shupa hai pyaar
tera, tu aa chahe na aa, harpal karenge intezaar tera.
(From:Rupinder Singh - Moga (Punjab))

mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahin hoti,ishsq se duniya khatam
nahin hoti,agar saath ho zindagi main doston katho zindagi
kisi jannat se kam nahin hoti ...
(From:k.kiran kumar - rambha,orissa.)
Dard apnata hai paraye kon.kon sunta hai aur sunaye kon.
woh jo apne hain kya woh apne hain.kon dukh jhele aazmaye
kon. aaj phir dil hai kuch udas udas, dekhiye aaj yaad aye kon.
ab sukoon hai tau bholne main hai,lekin us shaks ko bhulaye
kon
(From:Umair Ahmed - )
Ae mere hamnasheen chal kahin aur chal, is chaman mein ab
apna guzara nahin. baat hoti gulon tak tau sehlete hum,ab tau
katon pe bhi haq hamara nahin. jab gulistan ko khoon ki
zarorat pari sab se pehle hamari hee gardan katee,phir bhi
kehte hain humse ye ahle chaman ye hamara chaman hai
tumhara nahin. aaj aaye ho aur kal chale jaoge yeh muhabbat
ko meri gawara nahin,umr bhar kaa sahara bano tau bano
chaar din kaa sahara sahara nahin
Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilayegi.Har hawa kissa Hamara
Sunayegi.Hum itani yaaden bhar denge aake dil me,Na
chahate hue bhi aapako yaad hamari aayegi.
(From:Irfan Shaikh Jalgaon )

Pyar nahin karna tha humse, dillagi to na ki hoti, ae bewafa
beech samundar mein lakar mara, ek kashti to di hoti.
(From:shiv - delhi)
bichadne ka khayaal seh nahi paata, dil ki baat keh nahi
paata, hai zindagi mein is kadar majburiya, maut bhi nahi aati
zinda bhi reh nahi paata..
(From:Vicky Bogra - allahabad)

bina humrahi k kaun ji saka hai,bina suta k kaun kamiz c saka
hai,zulme dard tho garib ko sabhi dete hai magar unke dukh
ko kaun pi saka hai ........!!
(From:ameet agarwal - rourkela,orissa)

Kaho usise jona kahe kise se,
maango usise jo dede khushi se,
chahoo use jo tumhe milaye zindagi se,
Dosti karo usise jo hamesha nibhaye khushi se.
Shubodayam.
The importance of a dear friend in our lives is like d

importance of our heartbeats!
Though they r not visible, they silently lend u d gift called LIFE..
Koe raaz aisay hotay hai jo kah nahi jate

koe dil aisay hotay hai jo thod nahi jatay
our kuch dost aisay hotay hai jisay chuda nahi jaata
Musibat ka qutuamimar ho tum

Tension ka charminar ho tum
Aafat ka Golgumbaz ho tum
kya karu ye bhi kehna padtha hai ki Dosti ka TajMahal bhi ho tum
If u Need a 4end and there are 100steps btween us.

U can take 1step to get near me and i will take all 99 steps to be there 4U.
Ishq Mohabbat to hazaro karte hain,

Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain,
Hum to na Ishq na Mohabbat karte hain,
Bas doston ki ek muskan ke liye SMS karte hain
Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein.

Aap bhi bhool jaoge do-chaar mulakaton mein.
Lekin humse bachkar kahan jaoge.
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai mere haton me.
Tum na mile koi gum nahi,

bus bath karo ye milne se kam nahi,
dosti me dhoka de jaye wo hum nahi,
aur aap sab ki dosti “rang de basanthi” se kam nahi
s…
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jab hum hi na rahenge tou dosti kaun karega,
a khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega…
Friendship is a Network that needs

no recharge, no validity, no signal Problems…..
Just make Sure u never switch off ur HEART.
pyar karate hai wo bahot aasanise magar jane kun

mukar jate he dardse wo, tanha ho jate he hum aase
haal me jab har bar na samaz sako humko wo
(From:mangesh - jalgaon)
us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de, par us dil ko kabhi
dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare. kunki tum duniya ke
liye koi ek ho par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.
(From:sohan kandari - utteranchal))
kabhi khusi se khusi ko nahi dekha,tumahre baad kisi
ko nahi dekha ,yah soch ke ki tare intjar lazmi
hai,tamaam umra ghadi ki taraf nahi dekha.
(From:rakesh - rathod)
likho aisa ki kalam bhi rone per majboor ho jaye,her lafz
mein dard bhar do itna ki padne wala milne ko majboor
ho jaye
(From:vijay - delhi)
Kasur na unka hai na mera,Hum dono hi rishton ki
rasmein nibhate rahe..Woh pyaar ka ehsaas jatate
rahe,Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe..
(From:*DANYAL KHAN - U.S.A.))
TUFANO KO SHADI ME BULAYA NAHI KARTE KYUNKI JAB
TUFAN AATE HAI TO AASIYANE UDD JAYA KARTE HAI
ABHI IS BACK
(From:ABHI - KANPUR )
AAJKAL LABJO KO JUBAAN HUM DE NAHIN PAATE
HOTH KHAAMOSH HAI KUCH KAH NAHIN PAATE

YE PYAAR NAHIN TO KYA HAI JO
BIN TUMHE DEKHE HUM EK PAL BHI RAH NAHIN PAATE
Mana ki bhulna hamari aadat hi sahi,Magar aapko bhul
jana hamare bas mein nahi. Dil chahe to aazma ke
dekh lo,Hum bhulna bhul jayenge par aapko nahi...
(From:sabir - india)
khudrat k karishmon me agar raat na hoti to khwabon
me bhi un se mulakhat na hoti, yeh dil her ek gham ki
wajah hai , yeh dil na hota to koi baat na hoti.
(From:abdulrahman ruqi - hyderabad,barkas)
Koi sham aati hai tumari yad lekar, koi sham jati hai
tumari yad lekar, hame to us sham ka intjar hai, jo aaye
tumhe sath lekar !
(From:namit - indore)
Rait par naam kabhi likhte nahi, Kyonki rait par likhe
naam kabhitikte nahi, Log kahte hai hum patthar dil
hai, Par patthro par likhe naam kabhi mithte nahi.
(From:sudhir - saharanpur)
DIL SE AAPKA KHAYAL JATA NAHI AAPKE SIVA KOI YAAD
AATA NAHI JI CHATA KI AAPKO ROJ DEKHU PAR WO
WAQT KABHI AATA NAHI..
(From:sumit vashishtha - delhi )
AAP GARO KI BAT KARTE HO HAMNE TO APNO KO
AAJMaya hae aap kanto se bachker chelte ho hamne to
pholo se jakhm khaya hai
(From:pradeep tyagi - massage)
Na juban se,nanigaho se,na dimag se, na rangose, na
gift se, na greeting se, aap ko Happy velentine direct dil
se!!!
(From:salman - hyderabad))
khoobiya utni to nahi hai humme ki kisi kedilmain ghar
bana payenge par bhoolna bhi aasan na hoga aisa
jaroor kuch kar jayenge.
(From:sumit vashishtha - delhi)
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon, Tujhse
mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon, Hai meri dosti
mein itna dum, Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se
gira sakta hoon
dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko kya samjhoge tum in
ankho ki nami ko yun to honge lakho deewane is chand
kay chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko
Saamne na ho to tarasti hain aankhein,Yaad me teri
barasti hain aankhein.... Mere liye nahi inke liye hi aa
jaao,Aap ka bepanaah intezaar karti hain aankhein....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.-(India)
HUM NAZRO SE DUR HAI ANKHO SE NAHI,HUM
KHWABO SE DUR HAI KHAYALOSE NAHI,HUM DIL SE
DUR HAI DHARKAN SE NAHI,HUM APSE DUR HAI APKI
YADO SE NAHI...
(From:Amit Mondal - Kolkata))
Na juban se,nanigaho se,na dimag se, na rangose, na
gift se, na greeting se, aap ko Happy velentine direct dil
se!!!
(From:pradeep - bhusawal)
Ulfat mein kabhi yeh haal hota hai, aankhen hasti
magar dil rota hai, Maante hai hum jise manzil apni,
humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.
(From:Monty - MumbaI)
who zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi
kya jis main yadein nahi who yadein he kya jis maintum
nahi who tum he kya jis main hum nahi
(From:mohit - friend)
muahabat ke diye jalakar to dekho Zara dil ki duniya
basakar to dekho Tumhe na ho jaye humse muhabat to
kehna, zara humse nazarein milakar to dekho.
(From:Kritikesh - UP)
Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi Jo aap shabdon ko samajh
payenge Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye
Hazaron alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge.
(From:Raghvendra - New Delhi)
Khuda har nazar se bachaaye aapko, Chand Sitaron se
zyada sajaye aapko, Gham kia hai bhool jae aap, Khuda
itni khushiyaan de aapko....
(From:Aatif - Hyderabad, India)
Tanha sa tha bheed mein,Socha koi apna nahi taqdeer
mein... Ek din aisa hua ki tumne hume apna dost
maana,To laga kuch khaas tha meri haath ki laqir
(From:suhil )
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste sama-e-mahefil mai
rosni kam hai tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai hum
tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai? (From:raj)
kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti , kash aapse
mulakat humari na hoti , sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko
to aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti (From:anuj das -
Umar ki rah me raste badal jate hai, Waqt ki andhi me
insan badal jate hai, Sochte hai tumhe itna yaad na
kare lekin ankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai.
(From:khan - saddar)
Zuban hi sirf ek zaria nahi Jo aap shabdon ko samajh
payenge Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhiye
Hazaron alfaz khud b khud bikhar jayenge.
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se Pal bhar ke liye aap mere
saamne aa jao Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho Ki har pal
tum hi yaad aao.
Na chaho kisiko itna ki Tumhari chaahat tumhari
majboori ban jaye Par chaho kisiko itna ki Tumhari
chaahat uske liye zaroori ban jaye. **************
Kabi badli hui takdeer nazar aati hai Yaadon ki bas ek
zanjeer nazar aati hai Pade bhi to kya pade yaar Mujhe
mobile mein bhi teri tasweer naazar aati hai.
Umar ki rah me raste badal jate hai, Waqt ki andhi me
insan badal jate hai, Sochte hai tumhe itna yaad na
kare lekin ankh band karte hi irade badal jate hai.
(From:Aanuj Yadav - Agra)

Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa
hai,Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti
hai...Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak
tadap uthti hai...
(From:monika - delhi)
ishq wale aakho se aakho ki baat samajh lete hai sapno
mai mil jaye to mulaqat samajh lete hai rota to
aasmaan bhi hai apni zamin ke liye lekin log use
barsaat samajh lete hai .........
(From:sunil - delhi)
Patthar bigalte nehi, aag use bigal dete, Ladka bigarte
nehi, ladkiyan use bigra dete.
(From:Subham Rakshit - Kolkata)

kaash surat aap ki itni pyari na hoti , kash aapse
mulakat humari na hoti , sapno mein hi dekh lete aapko
to aaj milne ki itni bekarari na hoti
(From:anuj das - jagdalpur)
muskra do zara khuda kay waste sham-e-mehfil main
roshni kamhaitum hamara nahin to kiya ghum hay hum
tumhare to hainyeh kiya kam hay.
(From:faheem - ahmeed)
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste sama-e-mahefil mai
rosni kam hai tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai hum
tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai?
(From:raj
yeh khamosi ka razz hum jante hain---yun chup rahene
ka andaz hum jante hain---yakeen nehi ata to apne dil
se pucho ----app se bahetar app ko hum jante hain
(From:kaustav - kolkata)
(From:suhil - )
aaj khushion ki koi badhai dega,nikla hai chand to
dikhai dega,ae mohabbat karne walon zara dekh ke
mohabbat karna,ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
(From:UTKARSH - NOIDA)
Na gujarna aaj ke din kisi masjid ke paas se,kahin log
chand samajh kar apna roja na tode de,aur kafa khuda
tumse kahin husn bana na chod de.
(From:Ansuman(aryan) - berhampur(orissa))
Har raat ke chand pe hai noor aapse, Har subha ki os ko
guroor aapse. Hum kahe to kaise kahe, Aye jaan hum
mar jayende rehkar door aapse.
(From:raj sharma - bhopal)
zamne se nahi, tanhai se daarte hai, payar se nahi,
rushwai se daarte hai, milne ki umang bhaut hoti hai dil
me leakin, milne ke beed teri judai se darte hai
(From:sushil - bikaner)
Unki Khushboo, Phir Bhi Unnki Khushboo Hai, Unki
Khushboo Se Baag Jalate hain, Jheel Me Jab Dekhle Wo
Chehra Apna, Jheel Me Bhi Chirag Jalate Hain...
(From:Saahir - Solapur)
kiya tum wahi ho jise main yaad karta ho,zindagi se sirf
yahi fariyaad karta ho,ki tum milo mujhe zindagi main
kahi, ye dua khuda se main aaj karta
(From:niyaz - faridabad))
Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte, bin kahe bhi
jee nahi sakte,Aa khuda aisi takadir bana wo khud
aakar kahe Hum AApke banaa reh nahi sakte.....
(From:umesh - Jiyapar)
Aaj ham unhe bewafa bana ke aaye hai, unke khato ko
pani me dubo ke aaye hai, koi nikal ke padh na le woh
khat, iss liye ham pani me bhi aag laga kar aaye hai.
(From:Bhavik Ved - Jalgaon)
kash tumay maloom hota kasi guzar rahi ha meray dil
par.. phatar bhi roo paday te mera dard-e-wafa sun kar
tum to insaam ho
(From:Adnan - Saudi arab )
Tum se bichda to mat puch kidhar jauga, chupchap teri
gali se guzar jauga, jab tujko hogi mere haale paresha
ki khabar to ask bankar tere gaalo se lipat jauga.
(From:Manoj Verma - Delhi)
payar ka pahela, ishq ka dosra, mohabbat ka tishra
alfaz adhura hota hai,isiliya hun sirf tumhe chhata hai,
kyonki chahhat ka har alfaz pura hota hai
(From:mahesh, - kolkata)
bina dekhe uski tasweer bana sakta hoon bina mile
uska haal bata sakta hoon mere mohhabbat me itani
takat hai ki mai apane aankh ke aansu uski aankh se
gira sakta hoon
(From:ruhan - solapur)
nashe hi nashe se kamate hai log,hawa me jahar udate
hai log milti hai mout yaha ek bar ,me bhi ,jane kyon
kisto me mar jate hai log.
(From:rahul goyal - bhopal)
Tum chaand ho jisse saab yaad karte hai, humari
kismat to taroon jaise hai,hume yaad karne to dur, log
aapni khushi k liya humari tutne tak ki fariyad karte hai
aankho me anshu ko ubharne na diya, mitti ke moti ko
bikharne na diya, jis raah me the tera kaadmo ke nisan,
us raah se kisi ko guzarne ne diya.
Chalte chlate mai khood ruck jata hu Kisi Ahat par jab
mai palat jata hu Yaad teere suba sham kuch istarha ki
Hosh me atha hu aur fir bewosh ho jata hu Tab tum
bhaoot yaad athi ho
(From:moin - gorakhpur uther paradesh)
Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se
pani ko hataya nahi jata, hone wale ho jate hain khudhi
dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
(From:RAJ,09339462079 - Kolkata)
Badi Mehnat se Meri Duniya Lutai Hogi, Meri Mohabbat
ki Hasti Bhi Mitai Hogi, la tere pairon me marham laga
du, Mere dil ko thokar marne me chot to ayi hogi..!!
(From:zaki - mustafa)
Badi Mehnat se Meri Duniya Lutai Hogi, Meri Mohabbat
ki Hasti Bhi Mitai Hogi, la tere pairon me marham laga
du, Mere dil ko thokar marne me chot to ayi hogi..!!
(From:Omar - Unknown)
Na thi jisko pyaar ki kadar , itfaq se usi ko chah rahe
the hum,usi diye ne jalaya haathoko,jisko hawa se
bacha rahe the hum.........
(From:Kalpesh H.Patel - Bhuj-Kutch)
DIRIYON KI NAA PARWAH KIYA KIJIYE DIL JAB BHI
PUKARE BULA LIJIYE HUM DOOR JYADA NAHI AAPSE BAS
APANI AAKHON KO PALKONSE MILA LIJIYE
(From:RUHAN - SOLAPUR)
Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte, bin kahe bhi
jee nahi sakte,Aa khuda aisi takadir bana wo khud
aakar kahe Hum AApke banaa reh nahi sakte.....
(From:umesh - Jiyapar)
surat se kya lena dena, Pyar to dil kai baat hai,Dil se dil
mila kar to deko, Pyar kaise hota hai.
(From:Abhijit Nag - Kolkata)

Jab bhi Aapko Phool dena chaha, Kaanton ka Guldasta
thama dala, Par Aapke PYAR ka kya kehna, Aapne
Kaanton ko bhi Phool bana dala.
(From:Anirban Mukherjee - Orissa)
aap ko bhul jauun na mumkin si baat hai aap ko na ho
yakeen yai aur baat hai jab tak rahengi saans tab tak
rahogi yaad yai saanse hi toot jayen to aur baat hai
(From:sameer - india )
ae chand tu chamak chahe na chamak hamein koi
gham nahi,kyonki ye sms padhne wala bhi ek chand hai
jis ki chamak tujh se kam nahi.
(From:Shakir - Kolkata)
BHOOL SE AGAR KOI BHOOL HOJAYE TO BHOOL SAMAJH
KAR US BHOOL KO BHOOL JANA. BHOOLNA SIRF
BHOOLKO PAR BHOOL KAR BHI BHOOL SE MUJHE NA
BHOOL JANA...
(From:sunny - KSA)
Dil ke Dard ko Pine Wala Kya Jane Prem Ki riwaj ko
jamana Kya Jane Hota he Taklif Kabar me Phul Rakhne
wala Kya Jane.
(From:chittaranjan nayak - balasore (orissa))
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna,Kisi ke dil ko lag jaye
vo bat na kehna, Milte hai hum jaise log bahut
kam,IsliyeKABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
(From:FARHAN -)
ae chand tu chamak chahe na chamak hamein koi
gham nahi,kyonki ye sms padhne wala bhi ek chand hai
jis ki chamak tujh se kam nahi.
(From:rizwan khan - aurangabad)
Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai, Yaad teri bahot sataati
hai, Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n, Teri
soorat ubhar ke aati hai
(From:paresh - )
yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai soach
ki gehrai mein, hume math dhoondna duniya ki bheed
mein, humen milenge tumhe tumhari parchaai
(From:anvesha - kolkata)
is shehare namuraad ki izzat karega kaun ham hi chale
gaye to mohabbat karega kaun is ghar ki dekh bhaal ko
viraaniyan to hoon jaale hata diye to hifazat karega
(From:Faizul Haque - Jamia Millia Islamia)
Teri zudai ka hur ek lamha meri zindgi ki dua kar rha
hai, ye hota nhi hai zuda mere dil sai, tera dard mujh
sai wafa kar rha hai.
(From:darde dil - sarojini nagar,delhi)
Na jaane mujh ko kya ho gaya hai, Aur main yeh kya
kar raha hoon, Jaanta hoon tu meri kismat mein nahi
hai, Phir bhi tujhe paane ki dua kar raha hoon.
(From:Sameer - Hyderabad)
* aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi
ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par
aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho ghar me
shanti ka.... vas... ho * HAPPY DIWALI *
(From:satish - kolkata)
Apun wishing u a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy diwali”
(From:dinesh chandrika - jalgaon)
Gul ne Gulstan se Gulfam bheja hai, sitaron ne asman
se salam bheja hai, ap ko dil gihraiyoon se dilly Eid
Mubarak, Ye pegham hum ne apko Advance mein bheja
hai.
(From:Fahad Jan - Ghotki,Sindh)
socha hain humney tumhare liye, kuch bhi karengey
tumhare liye, pal main milegi jo khushiya nai, unko
chunegey tumhare liye. niyaz
(From:niyaz - faridabad)
Aye chand itna na akad humne kayee cgand dekhe hai
Tum mein tho daag hai humne bedaag dekhe hai
(From:Vijay - Pune)
who zindagi hi kyajis main mohabat nahi who mohbat hi
kya jis main yadein nahi who yadein he kya jis maintum
nahi who tum he kya jis main hum nahi
(From:vipin kumar - )
Muskaan tere hoton se kahin jaye na, Aasu teri palko pe
kabhi aaye na, Pura ho har khwab tera, Jo pura ho na
sake wo khwab kabhi aaye na......With Love
(From:Kamlesh Badhai - Balaghat (MP))
Do you know d relation btwn 2 eyes?Dey blink 2gather,
dey mov 2gather, dey cry 2gather, dey c thngs 2gthr n
dey sleep 2gthr But STIL DEY NVR SEE EACH OTHER.
(From:Shailesh - Mumbai)
Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho, Intezaar kisika karne
lage ho, Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, Bina baat ke
hi muskurane lage ho…..
jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai

paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko
mile wo hai APUN KA SMS
(From:sandy - hyd)
Nadiyon se kinare chhut jate hai,
Asman se tare tut jate hai,
zindagi ki rah me aksar aisa hota hai,
jinhe ham chhate hai,
wahi hum se ruth jate hai.
(From: Ashutosh)
Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh
zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me
KAMBAKHT Apna Husband Bhi saath Layegi!!...
(From:aiman pasaha - pakistan)
Dard aur gam ka apno se paya sila,Bewafai gale se
lagate rahe... Chahat se siharta raha tanbadan,Hum
akele me aansu bahate rahe.... **
Apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mujhe,Aaj na sahi apna
kal de do mujhe... Khushi do ya na do marzi
tumhari,Apna dukh aur dard to de do mujhe...
Intezaar rehta har shaam tera,yaatein katati hain le-le
kar naam tera... Muddat se baithe hain yeh aas paale,Ki
aaj aayega koi paigaam tera.... **
Open your eyes.. because you have just received a text

message from someone who want to know whether you
are still alive or dead.. and want to know how are you
(From:Chomparu - Maldives)
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi.. kya tum ne
mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi.. tujh se mile zamana hua
magar... yun laga koi mujse
Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy
chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le
zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
(From:suhas - Baramati)
Meethe gud main mil gaya til, udi patang aur khil gaya
dil, Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap k liye Happy
Makar Sankranti..
Agar sawan ki ghata ghire hai to grajte-grajte baras
jayega...Hogi dua uparwale ki to aapka naya saal haste
haste gujar jayega...
bul se bhi kisi ko na rulana jindgi me sabko hasana
,dusman ko bhi gale lagana fir bhi koi gam hoto apun
ko phone lagana.
Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me,To dekho
in aankho me.... Baarish to har ek liye barasti hai,Lekin
yeh aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai....
Gamket ashu dikha nahin sakte, Apna hak jata nahin

sakte, Kitne anmol hain app hamare liya yeh baat hum
aapko batain nahin sakte.
(From:Gautam - Tezpur,Assam)
Sukhe Hue Phool Jab Kitabo Mein Mil Jayenge, Bhool Se
Phir Hum Tumhe Yaad Aayenge, Ehasaas Hoga Hamari
Chahat Ka, Jab Dur Bahut Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge.
Rait par naam kabhi likhte nahi, rait par likhe naam
kabhi tiktey nahi,log kehte hain ki hum pathar dil
hain,lekin patharon par likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi
AANKHO ME MEHFOOJ RAKHANA SITARE,AB DOOR TALK
SIRF RAAT HOGI.... MUSAFIR HUM BHI HAIN, MUSAFIR
TUM BHI HO,SHAYAD KISI MOD PAR PHIR MULAQAT
HOGI....!
Bin tere jab bhi raat hoti hai,Deewaron se hi baat hoti
hai... Sannata puchhta hai sawaal humse,Tere Naam se
hi to shuruaat hoti hai...
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko
majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki
examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
duriya bohut hain par itna tum samajlo ke pas rehe kar
bhi koi rista khas nehi hota, Aap meri dil ke itne pass ho
ki duriyo ka ehesas nehi hota
Maine khuda se ek duwa mangi....duwa me khuda se
apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de to
doon....magar tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri
lambi umar ki duwa mangi....
HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO. MERA BI
RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI. BUS EK
CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP
Ek ajeeb si kashish hai tujhme ki hum tere hi khayalon
mein khoye rehte hai… ye soch kar ki khwabon mein
milogi tum …. Hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain…!!!
shikayat na hoti shararat na hoti nazaro me kisi k
nazakat na hoti na hoti bekarari na hote hum jo duniya
me kambakht ye mohabbat na hoti
(From:firoz - delhi)
chham-chham karti aayi thi, chham-chham karti chali
gayi, chham-chham karti aayi thi, Chham -chham karti
chali gayi, mein sindhur le ke khada raha khada raha,
woh rakhi bandh kar chali gayi
(From:Diwakar - Faridabad)
dil dil hota hai tum kaya jano payar kaya hota hai dil se
tare yaad mitana challa houn main khud apni hasti
mitana challa houn
(From:arjun singh - jammu kathua)
acha khasa baithay baithay gum ho jata hon... ab main
aksar main nahin rehta tum ho jata hon
(From:fahim - faisalabad)
Tumko chahne wale kam na honge, waqt ke sath magar
ham na honge, apna pyar chahe kisi ko bhi dena, par
teri yaad ke hakdar ham hi honge.
(From:chandan_chaudhari18 - )
pyar ko pyar ka toffa nahi dete, dil ko jajbat ka toffa
nahi dete, dene ko to hum apko chand dete magar
chand ko chand ka toffa nahi dete.
(From:punit - bhuj)
dur humse itna mat jao ki fasley kam na hone paye,
tum mudkar dekhna chaho aur hum nazar na aye.
(From:anu chauhan - delhi)

Falak ke teer ka kya nishana tha, idhar mera ghar
udhar uska aashiyana tha, pahunch rahi thi kinare pe
kashti, ussi waqt ies toofan ko yaha aana tha.
(From:vinay prajapati - Ujjain)
Pal Pal Tarse The Us Pal Ke Liye,Pal Aaya Bhi To Kutch
Pal Ke Liye, Socha Tha Use Zindagi Ka Ek Hasin Pal
Bana Lenge, Par Woh Pal Ruka Bhi To Bus Ek Pal Ke
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga(Aajtak) - Bhuj-Kutch)
Prayatna majha pahela nakar deu nakos, maana pasun
kele me prem nakar deu nakos.
(From:Baburao - Wardha)
Poonamki rat mein Chand Badal jata hain? waqt ke sat
sat Insan Badal jata hain ? Sochate hain ki Apko Tang
Na Kare, Par Sochate Sochate Plan Badal Jata hain?
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad {Mumbai})
aaj socha ki paigaam kya bhejun! ap jese logon ko
khitab kya bhejon! koi phool ho to muje nahi pata, jo
khud gulab ho use gulab kya bheju!!!
(From:priya - london)
Kaash khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti, hame bhi uski koi
pahchaan hoti, bhar dete aapke har pal ko khushiyo se,
keemat uski chahe meri jaan hoti..
(From:Charu P - )
Dil diya jaan ki hadh thi,jann di eitbaar ki hadh thi.mar
gaye par khuli rahi yeh ankhen.yeh teri intezar ki hadh
thi
(From:imran - india)
pyar se pyari koi majboori nahi hoti, kami apno ki kabhi
puri nahi hoti, dilon ka juda hona alag baat hai, nazron
se door hona koi doori nahi hoti.
Lafz me kya taarif karu aapki,Aap lafz me kaha bandh
payenge... Kabhi meri aankhon me jhank kar
dekh,Hazaron alfaz khud-b-khud bikhar jayenge...
Unke labon ki ek muskurahat saare gam door kar deti
hai,Unki bahon me jakar duniya simat jaati hai... Kaha
sambhalunga itne sneh ko,Ki zindagi kam si lagti hai....

jab maan se ka ho to maan nahi ho ta jub dil se kaho to
dildaar nahi ho ta or jub ankho se kaho to pyar nahi ho
ta
(From:payal tailor - )
ager hum naraz hue to hame manaane ke bajaye khud
hi ruth gaye.Ye kaisa pyar hai tuhara ki pehle rulaye
phir hasaker chal pade
(From:mad - heart)
Is zamane se bahut alag ho aap,Woh khuskismat hai
jiske paas ho aap.... Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen
hai,Jab hume yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap...
Log chchod dete hai apna banake, Rishta gairo se jod
lete hai....! Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake, Log to dil
bhi tod dete hai.... Apna bana ke.....!
(From:VINAY DEULKAR - TELHARA )
Raatein gumnam hoti hai, Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai, Ki har lamha sirf
doston ke hi naam hota hai.
(From:rahul - jabalpur)
Arz hai-Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa ke liye,Kisi se
pyar na kar Khuda ke liye... Jab lagegi ishq ki adalat ek
din,Tum hi chune jaoge saza ke liye...
Mere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq
mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye.....
(From:Raj - Pune)
kitani jaldi mein mulakata guzar jati hai. pyas bujhati
nahin aur barsat guzar jati hai. apani yadon se kah do is
tarah se na aya kare, nind ati nahin aur raat guzar jati
(From:randhir - dhanbad)
Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Har baat ko batane

ka ek andaz hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai
(From:asif - jogeshwari)
Kya Mila Tumhe Socho, Humko Azmaane Mein Aag Lag
Gayi Aakhir, Har Taraf Zamane Mein.

Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti, hume v usko pehchan
hoti, bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se, kimat uski
chahe meri jaan hoti.
(From:Poonam - Delhi)
Main woh aajad ghata,Tumne jise baandh liya... Apni
dharti me mujhe naya aakash diya,Bhula baitha hoon
apne ko tumne itna pyar diya....
What is trust? Trust is a feeling that a one year old child
has,When u throw him up in the air & catch him
again...He still laughs & enjoys...
Troubles are like a washing machine,It twist turn &
knock us around... But in the end we come out brighter
& better than before....Good Morning....
Aapki aankhon mein hume mil gayi panaah,Chahe
samjho dillagi ya samjho gunaah.... Bhale hi koi hume
diwana karar de,Hum to ho gaye aapki dosti mein
Fanaa....
Sharabi ilzaam sharab ko deta hai,Aashiq ilzaam
shabab ko deta hai... Koi nahi karta qabool apni
bhool,Kaanta bhi ilzaam gulab ko deta hai....
Kahan koi aisa mila jis pe dil luta dete,Har ek ne dhoka
diya kisko bhula dete... Apne dil ka dard dil hi mein
dabaye rakhe hain,Karte bayaan to mehfil ko rula
Tamam gum bhul jaane ko ji karta hai,Ab ek baar
muskurane ko ji karta hai.... Bahut ji liye yaadon ke
sahare,Ab tere paas aane ko ji karta hai....
Husan wale khub wafaaon ka sila dete hain,Har mod pe
ek naya zakham dete hain... Ae dost is jahan me koi
apna nahi,Jab aag lagti ho to patte bhi hawa dete
aaj dur se hi koi salaam kar gaya... Apni dhadkane
benaam kar gaya.... Saasein girvi raki thi jiske
pass....Aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaya...
(From:Adil - Hyderabad)
ZIndagi ko khushi chahe kum dijiye-jo bata na jaye woh
GUM dijiye-aaj likhen gey dastane wafa, mere pyar ke
khoon mein duba kar kalaam dijiye
(From:muhammed burhan - bangalore)
jab kismat bhi tera sath choud de. us roz bhi tera sath
nibhayenge.kabhi dil se yad karke dekh lena.hum
khuda ke ghar se bhi laut ayenge.
(From:mannu - delhi)
aaj dur se hi koi salaam kar gaya... Apni dhadkane
benaam kar gaya.... Saasein girvi raki thi jiske
pass....Aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaya...
Hum Aise nahi jo aapko gam me chhod jayenge, hum
aise bhi nahi jo aapko tanha chod jayenge, hum to aap
k aise deewane hain jo ruk gayee agar aapki sannse to
apni sanse aapse jod denge.
(From:Vimlesh - Delhi)
Chaha Tha Unhe Hale Dil Sunana, Chaha Tha Unhe
Junoone Mohhabatt Dikhana, Nasme Laye The Hum Dil
Kured Kured Kar, Per Alfaaz Bhi Chale Gaye Unhe Dekh
Kar
Didar- E- yaar ki tamanna ko machal baithe bahekne hi
wale the ki sambhal baithe aarmaan tha tumhe apni
daastaan-e- jindgi sunau Tum aaye kareeb to armaan
bhi nikal baithe

Kuchh pal ke liye aa jaao vaapis , Hum dil ki kahaani
keh denge... Samje na tum aankho se ; Voh baat
zubaani keh denge....
door tak sehra samandar ki tarah lagne laga, Doobna
bhi ab mukaddar ki tarah lagene laga. Bas eak aaina
tootne ki der thi, Main bhi bahar se andar ki tarah lagne
Har Na ka matlab inkar nahin hota,jaise nakamyabi ka
matlab haar nahin hota. Ye aur baat hai ki hum unhe pa
na sake, pyar main sirf pana hi pyar nahin hota
Mat pooch mere sabr ki inteha kahaan tak hai...... tu
sitam kar le teri takat jahaan tak hai.... wafa ki umeed
jinhe hogi unhe hogi.... humein to dekhna hai to bewafa
kahaan tak hai.....
(From:Amit Tiwari - New Delhi)
Milna ittfak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Woh itna door hua
jitna karib tha... Use dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi
aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli pera naseeb tha....
(From:arz - blo
meri cheekhti hui aankhon ne, hai vo manzar dkha, Har
yar ke hoton par hansi hathon main khanjar dekha. Is
kadar deewana tha roshni ka vo, Abke bar diwali par
usne ghar jala kar dekha
(From:Nishant Rai - Delhi)
Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti, har dost me aap jaisi
baat nahi hoti, Na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai,
jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti.
Yeh dil tere pyar ka talabgaar bahut hai, kya kare hume
aapse pyar bahut hai, kab tak jiyenge yun tanhaiyon
me, hume aapke aane ka intezaar bahut hai.
ye socha na tha dil lagane se pehle, ki rone lagenge
muskurane se pehle, umeedon ka suraj na nikla na
chamka, use grahan lag gaya jagmagane se pehle.
Ashaq aa jaate hain aankhon me rone se pehle,Har
khawab hai tut jaata sone se pehle... Ishq hai gunah
yeh to samajh gaye,Kaash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone
se pehle....
Nazron se nazron ka takrav hota hai,Har mod par kisi
ka intezar hota hai.... Dil rota hai aur zakham haste
hain,Isi ka naam pyar hota hai...
Pyar jo karte hain anjam ki parwah kiye bagair,Sachh hi
ki pyar andha hota hai... Zindagi gujar dete hain jo ek
khushi ke bagair,Sachh hi ki pyar bewafa hota hai...
Nasibon ki baat karne se taqdir nahi badalti,Dilon ke
baat karne se dil nahi badalte.... Jo bewafa hai sang-dil
beimaan,Unke chahne se unke dil nahi badalte....
Hum tp pehle sr hi aapke hain,Kya jarurat hai aazmane
ki... Yaad na karo to koi gam nahi,Par khawahish na
karna bhool jaane ki...
Pyar kar lia nibhana abhi baaki hai,Pyar ka nazrana abhi
baaki hai.... Waqt pade to dena ek awaaz,De denge
jaan shayad ab wahi dena baaki hai....
Jab hume unse mohabbat thi ,Tab unhe hamari
mohabbat par shaq tha.... Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari
mohabbat ka tab hum par kisi aur ka haq tha....
Mohabbat ko log gum samajhte hain,Par mohabbat kya
hai woh hum samajhte hain... Kuch log ruswa karte hain
mohabbat ko,Magar haqiqat kya hai woh to sirf hum
samajhte hain....
Mulaqat waqt ki mehmaan ho gayi ,Nazar ki duniya
viraan ho gayi... Kya kare saans bhi meri ab nahi
rahi,Yeh zindagi aap pe kurbaan ho gayi....
Woh mausam wo bahar uske samne kam thi,Saath
guzra hua waqt woh fiza kam thi.... Door to aakhir hona
hi tha zalim,Kya kare in haathon me saath rahne ki
lakirein hi kam thi...
Maut aani hai sabko,Phir bhi apni zindagi ka anjaam
chahta hoon... Mujhe unke sahare ki sakht zarurat
hai,Phir bhi bas ek pal ke liye unka saath chahta
aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli mera naseeb tha....
(From:archana - varanasi)
Main khud hi uski gali se kam gujarta hoon,koi masoom
kyo mere liye badnaam ho jaye,ujale hamari yado ke
mere sath hi rahne do, na jane kiss gali me meri
jendagi ke sham ho jaye.
(From:jitu - indore)
teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, 1 pal ki judai mudat
si lagti hai, pehle nahi tha socha par abb sochne lage
hai hum, zindagi k har lamhe me teri Zarurat si lagti
(From:shekhu - kwa)
ABB UMAR HO GAYI HAI DIL KI KITAB MAIN KUCH
KHUSK PATON K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA JAZBE TAMAM
KHO GAYE LAMHON KI DHOOL MAIN ABB DIL MAIN
DHARKANO K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
Dil hai mohabbat se bhara..phirbhi majboor rahta
hu...mohabbat kam na kar dena...ki tumse door rahta
hu
(From:Saeed - Pune)
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai,Bula ke Mehfil
mein Nazrein churate hai. Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi
baat nahi Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.
(From:sagar shinde - nashik)
Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya, Mitti ke motiyo
ko bikhar ne na diya, Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo
ke nishan, Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya
(From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao U.P)
Ae Khuda aapne Chand Pe Etna Guru na Kar, Ek Chand
sa PYAR hum bhi rakhte hai, Jab Tarif hoti hai Tere
Chand ki, Log Misal mere PYAR ki Dete hai!
jaroorat hi nahi alfaas ki, dosti to cheez hai bus ehsaas
ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, door se bhi khabar
hai hume aapki har saans ki.
kasme tooti ham khamosh rahe waade toote to dil
ghabra utha,bikhare khwabon ne tadap badai aapse to
mili hame bewafai.par is dil ne kee hamse wafai dil ka
manjar jaahir na kiya. hothon ne kasme nibhaye na gila
na shikwa kiya....tab paak rooh ne tanha dil ko
samjhaya beijjat na kar apni wafa is kadar mere yaar
mohabbat karna ho to apne aap se kar.
(From:rajiv hirani - pune)
Chale aao hum tumhe yaad karte hai, ye woh gunaah
hai jo hum baar-baar karte hai, jala ke dil me hasraton
ke chirag, apke aane ka intezaar karte hai.
(From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao(U.P)
Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo Apne
dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo Log muth-thi bhar
namak liye ghooma karte hain Apne Zakham kisi ko
dikhaaya na karo
(From:Umar - )
aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli pera naseeb tha....
dekho awaj dekar paas hume paoge,aoge tanha par
tanha na jaoge,dur rehkar bhi tum he pe najar hai
meri,haathon se tham lenge jabbhi thokar khaoge.
(From:sharad pathak - bhopal)
Mahek teri aaj bhi meri saanson me hai,Har ek ada teri
meri aankhon me hai.... Tu bhale mita de apne dil
se,Mera wajud magar teri jagah aaj beri yaadon me
hain...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.) India)
Dil me tumhare apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome
intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte
rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
(From:Humaira )
Raakh ho gaya chama armano ka,Naamo nisaa na
bacha mere afsano ka.... Babadi pe rajo gum kaisa
yaaron,Hashr yahi hota hai deewano ka....
Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paaye,Zamaae ke dar
se ikraar na kar paaye... Na thi jinke bina zindagi
munasib,Chod diya unhone aur hum sawaal na kar
paaye...
Aasman ko pata tha ki raat kya hoti hai,Zuban ko pata
tha ki baat kya hoti hai... Ab tak anjan tha jin thapedon
se main,Woh bewafa bata gayi ki bewafai kya hoti hai...
dard jab pyar ki ho to sharab se pee lena , jab dil se
dard uthe to hoto se dadaa lena aur yaad jab meri aaye
to dil ke aine me dekh lena
(From:sourav jain - kolkata)
Dard e dil ne dekho kitna gam jhele hai, mere masoom
dil mai zakhmoke mele hai, mehfil ki khwahish thi
mujhe yaron, dekho zindagi mei aaj hum kitne akele
Kab khayal unka dil me nahi hota kab dard dil se juda
nahi hota kuch to majburiya rahi hogi unki bhi bhala
yuhi kahi koi bewafa nahi hota.
Ab kai tu chahatoon ka yeh mausam bura na tha, Par
ussay pahlay wo bhi tu uljha hua na tha. Kaisa azaab
tha kay bicharnay ki rasam main, Jo murr kay dekhta
tha wo pathar hua na tha.
(From:Qudsia Begum - )
Zikar unka hi aata hai mere fasane me,Jinko jaan se
jyada chaha humne zamane me.... Tanhai me unki hi
yaad ka sahara mila,Nakamyab rahe jinhe hum bhulane
me....
Dete ho kyo yeh dard bas hami ko?,Kya samjhoge tum
in aankhon ki nami ko?.... Yu to honge lakhon deewane
is chand ke,Chand kya mehsus karega ek taare ki kami
ko....
Bheegi palkon ke sang muskurate thev hum,Pal pal dil
ko behlaate the hum... Woh door the humse to kya
hua,Unhe yaad rakhne ke liye hi to bhulaate the hum....
Pal bhar me toot jaye woh kasam nahi,Aapko bhool jaye
woh hum nahi.... Tum hume bhool jao is baat me dum
nahi,Kyonki tum hume bhool jao itne bure hum nahi....
gum na kar e dil, jo tujhe unki rehgujar nahi milti,
mayus na ho sabhal zara jo teri manzil nahi milti, tere
arman lutte hai to lutne de, har jagaha duniya itni
sangdil nahi milti.
(From:Umesh Pandey - Delhi)
A dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, Meri tarah tera bhi naam
ho jaega... Jab tujh par bhi padenge ANDE, TAMAATAR,
Shaam ke sabji ka intzaam ho jaega
(From:saurabh kumar - jamshedpur)
Muddat ho gai un tanhaio ko guzare, fir ab bhi in
aankho me, woh khamoshi kyu hai? Tod diya yakin
mohabbat par se jisne mera, woh sakhs ab bhi pyaar ke
kabil kyu hai? Chun chun kar jiski yaadon ko aapne
jivan se nikala maine, woh ab bhi mere din me raat me
shamil kyu hai? Yaad na aai mujhe chahat jiski, mere dil
par ab bhi uski hukumat kyu hai? Khatam ho gaya jo
rishta, woh aaj bhi sans le raha hai, mere vartamaan
me jivit, woh ab bhi shamil kyu hai?? Kyu..??
(From: ehuzefa - Jalgaon)
Dil dard karta hai jiski dawa tumho, Chu kar jo gudgude
kar jaye wo hawa tum ho, Kabhi-Kabhi aankhon se beh
jati hai wo yaad tum ho, Us yaad se jab dil khil uthta to
hothon par muskurahat tum ho, Aaj sirf itna kehna hai
mein sirf tumhara aur meri sirf tum ho..
Woh katchi galiyon se mein chalta gaya Un mein tushje
dhoonta hua Mein kutch nirash sa ho gaya Us gali ke
shor mein Mujhe sirf teri hi awaaz sunaie deti Jab pata
chala tu chali gayee Yeh ankhon mein teri soorat kutch
reh gayee Har ek ladki mein teri khoobsurati dikne
lagee Logon ne mujhe deewana karaar diya Bus uske
baad kya hona tha Dusre dil dene walon ke jaise Mera
bhi janaza uth gaya
Kitna sundar kitna nyara mere desh ka har ek nazara
sina taankar khada Himalay pavitra paavan Ganga ki
dhara prem ka pratik bana Taj Mahal he bhktajno ka
ghar Gurudwara kahin Allah-O-Akbar ki sada he kahin
Ram Naam kisi ne pukara Girjaghar mein dip jala he
Hari naam ka rat laga he Gandhi, Subhash, Bhagat
Singh ke lahoo ne isko sincha ise sanwara kahin khet
dulhan se sajhe he khalihaano mein mele se lage he
kaumi ekta aur akhanditta ki jinda mishaal he desh
hamara Tulsi Daas ke dohe kahin pe kahin pe gunjti he
Sant Waani Awliya-O-Allah ka watan he ye he
hindustaan hamara Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Isaai Hum
sabhi he bahi-bhai hum he ek duje ka sahara haan
Daastaan-e-gham-e-dil unko sunaii na gayi baat bigdii
kuchh aisii ki banaii na gayi Sab ko ham bhool gaye
josh-e-junoon mein lekin ek teri yaad thi aisi ki bhulaai
na gayi

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho
saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar
jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Mera har ikrar tere har inkar se behater hoga, mera her
din teri har raat se behater hoga, ager yaken na aae to
doli se ghank kar dekh lena, mera janaja tere barat se
behater hoga.
(From:abhinit(smcet, mech) - jaipur)
Yadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai kaano me
gunjti sehnai si lagti hai aap karib hain to aapnapan hai,
warna seene me saans bhi parai si lagti hai.
Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi
shaks yar ho jata hai, Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat
sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
Tamanna phir machal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Ye
mausam phir badal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Nahi
milte jo tum mujh se to sab humdard hain mere
zamana mujh se jal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao....
(From:VINAY - Delhi)
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsas to hota hai, ki shayad koi
hume yaad to karta hai. Milne na aaye to kya, hum par
chand lamhe to barbaad to karta hai...
Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi Hota Nahi Humse
Ishq Bayaan Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi Kaise
Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan
(From:vineet - delhi)
Jindgi Me Kabhi Kessi Se pyar Mat Karna , Galti Se bhi
Ho jay To inkar mat karna ,chal sako to chalna is raho
main ,varna kisiki jindgi barbad mat karna
(From:Raju H.Vasani - Webcom-Bhuj-Kutch)
Tamanna phir machal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Ye
mausam phir badal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao, Nahi
milte jo tum mujh se to sab humdard hain mere
zamana mujh se jal jaaye agar tum milne aa jao....
(From:VINAY - Delhi)
Tammana phir machal jaaye agar tum milne ajao, Ye
mausam bhi badal jaaye, Agar tum milne ajao, Mujhe
Gham hai ke Maine is duniya mein kuch nahi paaya, Ye
gham ab door hojaaye, Agar tum milne ajao..
(From:nadeem - india)
Gulshan ki fakat fulo se nahi kato se bhi jinat hoti hai.
jine ke liye duniya me khushiyon ki he nahi gam ki bhi
jarurat hoti hai
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath
insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!
Raste par mat baitho hawa tang karegi, Gujare hue
lamhon ki saja tang karegi, Kisi ko mat lao dil ke itne
kareeb, uske jane par uski har ek ada tang karegi.
Socha tha isbar unko bhul jayenge, Dekhkar bhi unko
undeha kar jayenge, par jab jab samne aya chehra
unka, socha isbar dekh le , agli bar bhul jayenge..
kabhi kaha na kisise tere fasane ko, jane kaise khabar
lag gayi zamane ko! Dua bahaar ki mangi to itni ful
khile, Kahin jagah na mili mere aashiyaneko!!
pathar pani pe mat maro ,use koi aur bhi peeta hai,
zindagi jeeni hai to pyar se jeo, tumeh dekh ke koi aur
bhi jeeta hai.
(From:onkarraj - dharamsla)
tujh se bicharne ka khayal seh nahi paata phir bhi dil ki
baat keh nahi paata kyun hain aakhir zindagi mein is
qadr majbooriaan maut bhi nahi aati, zinda bhi reh nahi
paata
teri har berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne..... mohabbat
ka har karz ada kiya humne..... mat soch humne tujhe
bhula diya.... khuda se pehle tera hi sajda kiya humne
.......
Hamne jab suna lafz tanhai ka, Yaad aaya LAMHA unki
judai ka, Bohat samjhaya is dil ko HANNAN, Kyun karna
intezar aisi BEWAFAI ka.
(From:Shaikh Hannan - Mumbai)
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona
hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna
yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
(From:ROHIT SHARMA - JODHPUR (RAJASTHAN))
Dil tor diya, chita bhi jalaa dena, kafan na mile dupatta
uda dena, koi puche rog kya tha to nazar jhukakar
mohabbat bata dena.
(From:Sayantan Das - Kolkata)

Sar Jhukaogay tu pathar bhi daiwta hojayega, Itna na
chaho ussay, wo bewafa hojayega. Hum bhi darya hain,
hamain apna hunar maloom hai, Jis taraf chal pare
raasta hojayega.
(From:Sadia - Zain)
Kisi fakir ka kabhi aitbar mat karna, Dosti ki hado ko
kabhi paar mat karna... Kho doge use hamesha ke liye,
Jo achchha lage use kabhi pyar mat karna...
(From:reshmaa - )
Yaadon me hum rahen ye ehsaas rakhna, Nazaron se
dur pal dil ke paas rakhna, Ye nahi kahte ke sath raho,
Dur sahi par humen yaad rakhna...
(From:Dipali - Pune)
Pyar ka jazba bhi kya khwaab dikha deta hai Ajnabi
chehre ko mehboob bana deta hai
(From:Atul - )
Dil se unhe na kabhi bhula paye hum Kaise karte ye
gunaah jab khat bhi kabhi na koi jala paye hum
(From:Atul - )
need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar
hasaya humko,Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer
ko.. Zamana kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko..
(From:arif - sec bad)
need apni bhula ker sulaya humko,Ansu apne gira kar
hasaya humko,Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer
ko.. Zamana kehta hai Maa Baap Jinko..
(From:shanu - ne w delhi)
Tumse roz milne ko dil chahta hai, Kuch sunne sunane
ko dil chahta hai. Tha kisike manane ka andaaz aisa, Ki
phir se rooth jane ko dil chahta hai.
(From:Lucky - Indore(M.P))
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,sachi chahat to
sada bezuban hoti hai.pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya
gabrana,suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....
(From:saleem - bangalore)
Dil ki mehfil me ujala kijiye,Ek pyar bhara geet gaaya
kijiye.... Zindagi khoobsurat ban jayegi,Apno ke liye
thoda waqt nikala kijiye....
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,Hontho pe ek hi
fariyad aati hai... Khuda aapko har khushi de,Kyonki aaj
bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai...
Apni woh mulaqat kuch adhuri si lagi,Paas ho ke bhi
thodi duri si lagi... Hontho pe hasi aankhon me majboori
si lagi,Zindagi me pehli baar kisi ki duri si lagi..
Mohabbat ka sila kuch nahi,ek gum ke siw mila kuch
nahi... Saare armaan to jal ke khaak ho gaye,Log kehte
hain phir bhi jala kuch nahi...
Ek pyar karne wale ne Duniya ko sochne par majbur kar
rakha.... Bana ke TAJMAHAL usne Mohabbat ka naam
amar kar rakha....
Jisko humne samjha apna uske daaman me daag
tha,Hum mar rahe the ro-ro kar... Par us bewafa ke
mann me Uska hi khayal tha....
Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga, to khud bhi zaroor
ajmaya hoga, Hamari to aukaat hi kya hai, Is ishq ne
khuda ko bhi zaroor rulaya hoga.
(From:Lipta Arora - Delhi)
Har sagar k do kinare hote hain, Kuch log jaan se bhi
pyare hote hain, yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho,
Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain....
(From:Nitin Manocha - Delhi)
Aey Kaash Ki Aapka Ghar Humaare Ghar Ke Saamne
Hota,Aapse Baat Naa Sahi , Dekhnaa Tou Naseeb
Hota....
(From:Gourav - CUTTACK)
Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko par khuda se
badkar yar mila humko na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki
hamein a dost!! Teri dosti se woh pyaar mila humko..
Chahne se har baat nahi hoti.. Thode se andhere se
raat nahi hoti.. Jo pasand hai dusron se zyada.. Unse
Kambakht mulakat nahi hoti!
Bahut Ajeeb Se Lagte Ho, Dur Rehkar Bhi Dil Ke Bahut
Kareeb Lagte Ho... Malum Hai Tumhe Hum Paa Na
Sakenge, Phir Kyun Tum Hume ,, Humare Naseeb Lagte
Ho....
(From:Raj - Bhubaneswar)
Ajmaish Pyar Main Jaruri hoti hai. Na mil paana kisi ki
majboori hoti hai. yaad door se dost ko kar to sakte hai.
lekin Dil ki hasarat to mulakat se puri hoti hai.
(From:Pravin Wankhede - Amalner, Dist Jalgaon)
GAGAN KE TOOTEY TARO KA HAAL KISNE PUCHA
HAI,JANHA MEIN DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI
,SABHI NE PHULO KO CHAHA HAI SULAGTI RAKH PE
DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI
(From:DEV - KOLKATA)
rado gham se bhara fasana he,aaj ro ro tujhe sonana
he,teri yaadon ka ik samandar he,doob k humko paar
jana he
(From:farah - oslo,)
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,Tum roz khafa hona
hum roz manayenge... Par maan jana manane
se,Warna yeh bheegee palkein le ke kaha jayenge...
Aazmaish pyaar me jaruri ho sakti hai,Na mil pana kisi
ki majburi ho sakti hai... Yaad dur se kar sakte hain,Par
dil ki hasrat to milne se he puri ho sakti hai....
Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,Marna
chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati... Bahut udas
hain hum is zindagi se,Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se
baaz nahi aati...
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,Na lene se meri
jaan jati hai... Kaise kahu ki sirf saans se main zinda
hoon,Jabki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai....
Musafir ke raaste badalte rahe,Mukaddar me chalna tha
chalte rahe.... Woh kya the jisne hume thukra
diya,Magar umar bhar haath milte rahe....
Mere dost pehle sher sunate hain,Phir puchte hain tujhe
ye kaha se milte hain... Unka bhi dil meri tarah tuta hua
ho to,Unhe pata chale yeh to tanhaiyon se milte hain...
Palkon ki is luka-chhipi ko dil kehta hai main pyaar
maan loon... Na keh ke woh hans deti hai,Kaise main
inkaar maan loon....
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,Unki raahon me
palkein bichate rahe.... Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na
dekha,Hum aankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe....
Lamha lamha karke zindagi banayi,Zindagi mohabbat
me simat aayi... Mohabbat thi to tanhai na thi,Warna
kaise door hoti yeh tanhai....
Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake,Khayalon me
kisi aul ko la na sake.... Kisi ko dekh ke aansu to poch
liya,Par kisi ko dekh ke muskura na sake....
Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,Har pal adhuri si lagti
hai... Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jod de,Warna
zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai...
Khushi mile to baat lenge hum,Gam ke andhere ko
bator lenge hum.... Tum na karna apni aankhein
nam,Tere badle ro lenge hum....
Bikhre ashko ke moti hum piro na sake,Uski yaad me
saari raat so na sake.... Beh na jaaye aansuon me tasvir
uski,Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake....
mehak mohabbat ki kabhi kam na hogi....zindagi
mohabbat se kabhi kam na hogi....saath jo zindagi main
agar aaap ka ho....to zindagi JANNAT se kam na hogi!!!!
(From:zony)
Yeh raate itni tanha kyon hoti hai, sabko apne kismat
se shikayat kyo hoti hai, yeh kismat bhi ajeeb khel
khelti hai, jise hum paa nahi sakte usi se hume
muhabbat kyon hoti hai.
(From:Pinku - ranchi)
Har Ek Baat Pe Kahte Ho Tum Ki Tu Kya Hai Tumhi Kaho
Ki Yeh Andaz-E-Guftagu Kya Hai Ragon Main Daurte
Phirne Ke Hum Nahin Qayal Jab Aankh Se Hi Na Tapka
To Phir Lahoo Kya Hai
(From:Iqra - )
Har Khushi kam hai, Tera Ghum Bholane Ke Liye, Ek
Tera Hi Ghum Bus Hai, Zindagi Bher Rulane Ke Liye
(From:Ahsan )
sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju, aap jesse saaks ko
khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to kya kahe, jo khud
Gulab ho use gulab kya bhejun...
(From:VAIBHAV WADGAONKAR - JALNA)
Tamanna hai ki unko najdik se dekhein,Najdik ho to
nazar uthayi nahi jaati... Yeh ishq ki aag hi aisi hai,Lag
jaati hai lagayi nahi jaati......
Hum to yu hi bekhudi me keh baithe ki hume koi yaad
nahi karta... Jis ka ho tere jaisa dost woh kabhi Khuda
se bhi fariyaad nahi karta....
Abhi to Baaj ki asali udaan baaki hai,Abhi to aapka
imtihan baaki hai... Abhi tak to aapne jami dekhi
hai,Abhi to pura aasmaan baaki hai....
Manzil unhi ko milti hai,Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai....
Pankh se kuchh nahi hota,Hoslo se udaan hoti hai....

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,Kaano me
gunjti shahnai si lagti hai... Aap karib ho to apnapan
hai,Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai....
Tamannao se bhari ho zindagi,Khawhishon se bhara ho
harc pal..... Daman bhi chota lagne lage,Itni khushiyan
de aapko aane wala kal....
duniya jise neend kahti hai , jaane woh kya cheez hoti
hai.......... aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai , par woh
unse milne ki tarkib hoti hai...
(From:alok - patna)
Aarzu honi chahiye kisiko yad karne ki,Lamhe to apne
aap mil jate hain..waqt hona chaahiya kisike sath
guzarne ke liye, Bhane to apne aap ban jate hain..
(From:vasco - india)
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe
the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi, sath hamare ye
jahan tha sara, par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....
(From:bb - nasik)
kal humare aangan mein chaand utra, sitaron ko
gavara naa tha, hum to sitaron se bhi bagawat kar lete,
par kya karte chaand hi humara naa tha.
(From:gurjeet singh - panipat(haryana))
Jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye
Khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye Ae jaane wafa
yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki Afsaana likhoon aur aapka
naam na aaye..
(From:Ahsan - Hyd)
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum, par ankho mein namisi thi,

sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....
(From: Jeetu)
Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon me chhupi
daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti
hai mohobbat, usne shayad humari mohobat nahi
(From:Shirish Tomer - Mumbai)
Duniya jise neend kehti hai,Jaane woh kya cheez hoti
hai....Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,Par woh unse
milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai...
Rang wale rang se tasveer badal dete hain,Nikle hue
kamaan se teer badal dete hain... Tumse mere do
aansu na badle gaye,Badalne wale to taqdeer badal
dete hain....
Jab Kabhi apko koi gam sataye, koi baat dil ko na
bhaye, aankhen sagar chalkaye, yaad karke dekhna
hame, kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaye.
Dost hain to aansuon ki bhi shaan hoti hai,Dost na ho to
mehfil bhi shamshaan hoti hai....Sara khel to dosti ka
hai,Warna arthi aur baarat ek saman hoti hai....
Hasrate mohabbat ki laqiron se mit gayi,Teri judai se
meri mohabbat bheeg gayi....Ab to gujregi benoor
zindagi,Kyo wo mujhe tanhai de gayi....
zindagi bata kidhar jana hai har taraf maut ka
aashiyana hai,kah do koi ham aaj bhi mohabbat karte
hain,aa jaye kabar par agar aansu bahana hai.
(From:ashu - )
Rooth gaye jo aap,, dil ke tukde hazaar ho gaye. Hanste
hue the ham, bikhar ke zaar-zaar ho gaye. Nadaan
hami the, soch ye sharm-saar ho gaye. Suhkr Khuda ka,
do bol aapke, jeene ke aasaar ho gaye.
(From:Saurabh Gupta - Agra)
karib rehne ki chah to hamaen bhi thi,par na jane kyon
faasle hi darmiyan aaye... marz ki dava to le lete hum
bhi,par na jaane kyon jakhm nazar hi nahin aaye
Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko Log chehre tak bhul jate
hai Tum samandar ki baat karte ho Log aankho me dub
jate hai
Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka - Fir Tumhari yaad
aayi. Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko - jo tumhe
chukar hamare pass aayi.
Juban khamosh aankhon mein nami hain,Yahi ek
Dastan-e-Zindagi hai...Yu to har zakham bhar jaate
hain,Kaise bharegi wo jagah jahan aap ki kami hai...
Rutho mat hume manana nahi aata,Dur mat jana hume
bulana nahi aata...Tum bhul jao tumhari marzi,Magar
hum kya kare hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata...
Dosti ke bhi kuch andaaz hote hain,Jagti aankho me bhi
kuch khawab hote hain... Zaroori nahi ki gum me aansu
nikle,Muskarati aankho mein bhi sailaab hote hain..
Meri dua hai tu sabse nek sirat ho,Teri tarah tera dil bhi
khoobsurat ho...Dua se pehle mile tujhko jo tu
chahe,Dua ko bhi tere haathon ki zarurat ho...
Ek dil mere dil ko jalan de gaya,Zindagi mujhe jeene ka
kafan de gaya...Laakho phulon me se ek phul chuna
hamne,Jo kaanto se gehri chubhan de gaya....
Dil se yeh dua hai hamari,Zindagi tumhari sanwar
jaye... Har nazar mein bas pyar nazar aaye,Tumhe jiski
talaash hai DOST,Khuda kare woh khud tumhari talaash
mein aaye...
Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe
Na Kahe Aetabar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka
Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna
Hai.
(From:ZOORASH )
jana na maine pyar main , manjile nishan ko .
ek din jo tumko pa gaye, bus pa gaye jahan ko.

mehki baharo main tumhe foolo ki tarah dekha
hai,baraste sawan main tumhe boondo ki tarah dekha
hai,saza rakhe hai jo khawab apni zindagi ki raho main,
un raho main tumhe apni dulhan bane dekha hai.
Zindagi ke kya haal sunaye,Har shaam udasi ke naam
hai... Uski yaad me aankhein nam hain,Ek haath me
cigaratte hai ek haath me jaam hai...
Chupke se chand ki roshni aapki ho jaaye,Dheere se
hawa aapko kuch keh jaaye... Dil se jo chahte ho wo
maang lo Khuda se,Hum bhi dua karenge ki woh aapka
ho jaaye...
Ek silsile ki umeed thi jinse wahi faasle banate
gaye...Hum to paas aane ki koshish me the jane kyo
wahi duriyan badate gaye...
Bahut mushkil se kal ki raat guzri hai,Kuch tanha par
kuch khaas guzri hai...Na neend aaye na khawaab
koi,Bas aap ke khayalon ke saath guzri hai...
Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsaas banaya,Phool ne maali
ko kuchh khaas banaya... Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek
pyaas banaya,Mohabbat ne kitno ko PARO aur DEVDAS
banaya...
Raat chirago se saja rakhi hai,Shart botal se laga rakhi
hai...Shayad aa jaaye koi humse bhi pyasa,Yahi soch ke
humne thodi si bacha rakhi hai...
CHAHNE SE KOI CHEIZ NAHI HOTI, HAR MUSKURAHAT
KHUSHI NAHI HOTI.. KEHNA CHAHTE HAIN BAHUT KUCH
MAGAR, KABHI ALFAZ TO KABHI ZUBAAN SATH NAHI
HIOTI..
(From:gk_k19 - U.P.)
Phir ek bewafa ko Dost bana baithe,Uski saadgi se
phareb kha baithe... Pattharon se haiapna rishta
purana,Phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe...
Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum,Teri taqdir mein har
khushi likh dete... Jo mod tujhe kamyabi dilaye,Har lakir
ko us taraf mod dete....
Aap he humari dilnashi hai,Aap he humari har khushi
hai...Kar lijiye kabul hamari dosti,Kuch he palo ki to
zindagi hai..
Mana ke khawab na ban sake teri aankhon ka,Ashq ban
ke teri sama jayenge... Mar ke bhi tumse juda na
honge,Khak ban ke teri galion mein bikhar jayenge...
Mujhe koi jeene ki hasrat nahi hai,Agar tumko mujhse
mohabbat nahi hai... Bhula do yeh rangish ki
baatein,Mujhe gam uthane ki aadat nahi hai...
Sun sako to ek kahani hoon main,Rakh sako to ek
nishani hoon main...Paa sako to ek saaya hoon
main,Rok na saki jise saari duniya woh ek bund aankh
ka paani hoon main...
reth par kabhi naam likhte nahi reth par likhe naam
kabhi tikte nahi aap kahte hon ki hum patthar dil he par
patthar par likhe naam kabhi mitethe nahi
(From:luv nikesh - amravati)
MILI BAHUT SAJAA USASE DIL LAGANE KI. NAJAR LAG
GAYI PYAR KO JAMANE KI....KABRA SE NIKALE HUYE
DONO HAATH KEHATE HAIN.... AARJOO RAH GAYEE USE
APANA BANANE KI.....!
(From:LINA K. - NASIK (MS))
Aankho Mein Armaan Diya Karte Hai, Hum Sabki Neend
Chura Liya Karte Hai, Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay
Jhapkeygi.... samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya
karte Hai.....
(From: 0 - Surat)
Hum khak zamien ki ho kar ke ush Chand ki hasrut kar
baithe, Woh cheez Khuda se unchi thi hum jisse
mohabbat kar baithe....
(From: - Surat)
Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai mein, Yaad meri aaye
jab judai mein, Mehsus karna tumhare hie paas hoon
main, Jab chahe mujhe dekh lena aapni Parchai mein.
(From: - Surat)
Is subahki tanhaie se, Is dardki gehrayie se, Ye dil kuch
baat kar raha hai... zara Samjho in Fizaoun ki jubanko,
Aaj fir tumhe koi yaad kar RAHA HAI
(From: - Surat)
Aanknoun mein rehne wale ko yaad nahi karte, Dil mein
rehne wale ki baat nahi karte Hamari to RUUH mein bas
gaye ho aap, Tabhi to milneki FARIYAD nahi karte...
Kanton ko chubana sikhaya nahi jata , Phulon ko khilna
sikhaya nahi jata , koi ban jata hai khud hi apna, kisikon
apna banaya nahi jata
(From:Anil Jadhav - Mumbai ,Dadar)
Kissa E Dil Sunane Se Kya Fayda, Ilzam Hum Pe Lagane
Se Kya FYda, Harbaar Tuta Mere Sapno Ka Mahel. Ret
Ke Gharonde Banane Se Kya FYda.
(From: - Surat)
waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,thode se jakhm ko

nasoor kar deta hai,chahta hai aapse hamesh door
rehna, per waqt hamen majboor kar deta hai.
ek lamhe me unhone jindagi sanwar di,ek lamhe me
unhone jindagi ujad di,par kasoor unka nahi hamara
hai,kyonki us ek lamhe me hamne jindagi gujar di.
gudluck to my gudluck,may life bring happiness for

her,and i will waiting for her,till my death.that is intezar
tanhai ke is aalan ne na koi sathi hai na koi aarman

hai,bus yaadon ka shama hai,sikwa karen bhi to kisse
karen,jab mera yaar hi bebfa hai
Tasaalli ho jayegi hume, Zara itna to bata do, Tumhein
bhi to Hichkiyan aati hain, Jub Hum Tumhe Yaad karte
hai....
(From:Sundar - Mumbai)
manahum aap se mil nahi pate,aisa nahi ke aap aap
hame yaad nahi aate,mana ke jahan ke sab rishte
nibhae nahi jaate,per jo bas jaate hain dil main wo fir
bhulae nahi jate
(From:sanju - alwar)
Dil ka gulab jise chum ke diya,Usne muhje bahar se
mehrum kar diya... Tumhari berukhi ne to hamara
naam kar dala,Hume shayar bana ke mera saathi jam
bana dala...
Kisi ko mil jaati hain rangeen baharein,Kisi ko chaman
bhi nahi milta... Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal,Kisi
ko kafan bhi nahi milta.....
Raat ki tanhai mein yaad tumhari aati hai,Saath hi
neend meri udd jaati hai... Itna saha hai tujhe paane ke
liye,Ki ab har saans teri hi yaad aati hai....
Ishq hume jeena sikha deta hai,Wafa ke naam pe
marna sikha deta hai... Ishq nahi kiya to karke
dekho,Zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai....
Rishton ki ehmiyat batate hain faasle,Magar thoda
tadpate hain faasle.... Dilo mein ho na duri dua
karna,Chahe yuhi rahe milo ka faasle....
Haale dil tumko sunate jo tum pass hote, Ashk tumhare
saath bahate jo hum tum pass hote, Chandni raat ki un
haseen yaadon ko ek baar phir doharate jo tum pass
hote..
(From:Neeraj - ( Delhi))
phool kushboo se pooche hum aapke hai kaun, dil
dhadkan se pooche hum aapke hai kaun, hum to hai
nadaan...
aap hi bataye hum aapke hai kaun
(From:Rajni)
ek lamhe me unhone zindagi savar di,ek lamhe me
unhone zindagi ujaad di, Kasoor unka nahi hamara tha
jo un do lamho me humne zindagi guzar di;
(From:kashif & anu - jharkhand)
Har nazar ko ek nigah ka hak hai..Har rooh ko ek aah ka
hak hai..Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai is duniya
mein,,Hume bhi ek gunaah ka hak hai.
Lamhe ye sunhare kal saath ho na ho... in lamho mein
kal,aaj jaise baat ho na ho..hamari yado ko apne dil
mein hi rakhna..tamaam umar chhahe mulakat ho na
Mujhe dard-e-dil ki tnteha malum hai.. Mujhe dard-
eeishq ki saza malum hai...mujhe muskurane ki dua na
do.. Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai..
Shaam ke baad milti hai raat.. Har baat mein samai hui
hai teri yaad..Bahut tanha hoti ye zindagi...Agar nahi
milta jo aapka saath..
Dala hai Lifapa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Dala hai
Lifapa Daak main, Jawab Unka Ayega! Humain kya pata
tha isi bich main Dakiya hi Unhei Chahe ga.
(From:soum - berhmpur (Orissa))
Teri Duniya Ko Madhosh Kar Denge, Tere Liye Jalte
Sholo Par Chal Denge, Ye Dost Tu Ek Ishara To Kar Tere
Mobile Ko SMS Se Bhar Denge !!!
(From:Saket - IIT Kharagpur)
Peete nahi hai,Fir bhi aap ki chhahat mein doob jane
lage... Aap hi sochiya aap hume kitne pyare hai,Khuda
ko chhod ke aapki kashish mein jeene lage..
(From:kuldeep-Indore)
duniya me koi kisike liye kuch nehi karta, marne wale
ke saath har koi nehi mart, arne marne ke tho baat dur
rahi,yaha toh zinda hai phir bhi koi yaad nehi karta
(From:nash - jaisalmer)
Aap nahi aap ki photo hi sahi,Mohabbat nahi mohabbat
ki chaht hi sahi, Youn to boht nasha ho gaya hamko,
Kya hua jo Ankho se pine ki chaht hi sahi.
(From:Vinay - Mumbai)
Raat Ko jaag kar subha ka intazar karna,aapse milkar
bhi milne ka intezar karna, Kuch to Kashish hai Aap me,
Kanha se sikha aapne karar dekar bekarar karna!
Zindagi di hai to jine ka hunar de.. Jo bakshe hai pair to
tofha a safar de.. JUban to tune baksh di hai par ab meri
baato mein asar de..
Bund Bund se hai Sgar ki gehrayi, Iski har bund hai
mujhme samayi, Koi maange to ek bund na de
sakenge, Kyunki hat bund mein hai apki dosti samayie.
(From:- Surat)
Aankhon ki saza tab tak hai jab tak didar na ho,Dil ki
saza tab tak hai jab tak pyar na ho... Yeh zindagi bhi ek
saza hai,Jab tak aap jaisa yaar na ho....
Humne kab aap se mulaqat ka wada chaha,dur rehkar
to tujhe aur bhi jyada chaha.... Teri yaad aayi mujhe aur
bhi shiddat se,Bhul jane ka jab bhi irada chaha....
Na jaane kaun si baat aakhri hogi,Na jaane kaun si raat
aakhri hogi... Karni hai to kar lo jee bhar ke baatein,Na
jaane kaun si saans aakhri hogi....
Agar humne apne gum aapko de diye hote,To aap apne
hosh kho diye hote.... Hum to phir bhi muskura rahe
hain,Aap to khuda kasam ro diye hote......
Udas nahi hona kyonki main saath hoon,Saamne na
sahi par aas-paas hoon... Palkon ko band kar jab bhi dil
mein dekhoge,Main har pal tumhare saath hoon...
Dhaarayein behti hein to bhanvar uthte hain.jahaan
tumhe mushkil hoti hai wahan hum hote hain.
(From:Shishir Singh - Jaipur)

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,Jhuki nazaro ko ikraar
kehte hain...Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi,Kuch khone
ko bhi pyar kehte hain...
TUM NE NA KIYA YAAD BHULKAR BHI HAMAIN,TUM NE
NA KIYA YAAD BHULKAR BHI HAMAIN LEKIN HUM NE
TUMHARI YAAD MAIN SAB KUCH BHULADEYA.
KAB TAK SATAOGE HUM KO,KAB TAK ROLAOGI HUM
KO,MAGAR KIS TARHA BHULA PAOGE HUM KO ,KHUDA
JANE KIYA HALL TUMHARA JAB IS JAHAN MAIN NA PAOGI
HUM KO.
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD)
KASH DIL KI AWAZ MEIN ITNA ASAR HO JAYE ,HUM
TUMHE YAAD KAREIN AUR TUMKO KHABAR HO JAYE.
SITARON SE AAGE JAHAN AUR BHI HAIN ,ABHI ISHQ KE
IMTEHAN AUR BHI HAIN.
pathar pani main math pheko usse koi aur bhi peetahai,
zindagi haske jiyot tumhe dekh kar koi aur bhi jeeta
hai.
Kash woh nagme sunaye na hote aaj unko sunkar ye
aansu aye na hote. Agar is tarha bhool jana hi tha to
itni geherai se dil mein samaye na hote.
MAUT KI GODI MAI JAB SONA HOGA,NA KOI TAKYA NA
HI KOI BICHONA HOGA,HUM HONGE BUS HAMARI
TANHAYI HOGI ,AUR KABRISTAN KA EK CHOTA SA KONA
Jaate Jaate woh koi aachi nishani de gaye, umar bhar
daura saku aisi kahani de gaye, hum to reh gaye
pyaase, par humari palko ko woh pani de gaye....
(From: - Surat)
Kisi din hamari lean khabar, ke kya beet rahi ahi teray
bagair, chalte hue raho mein rakhana nazar kahin tere
kadmou ke neeche na ho meri KABAR....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - jalgaon)
Deep jalte rahe Jagmate rahe hum tumhe tum hume
yaad aate rahe jabtak zindagi hai dua hai meri ki aap
phulo ki tarah muskurate rahe
(From:- Surat)
Rab se aapki khusi mangte hain.. Duaon mein bhi apki
hasi mangte hain... sochta hain kya mange aapse ?
Chalo aapse apki umar bhar ka saath mangte hain...
(From:Manish - Guwahati)
zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai, zakhm dekar
puchte hai ab hal kaisa hai, kisi ek se gila kya kare, sari
duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai...
(From:Mohammed - Mumbai)
LOGO KO AKSAR KAHATE SUNA HAI KI JINDA RAHENGE
TO FIR MILENGE ,MAGAR IS DIL NE MAHASOOS KIYA HAI
KI MILTE RAHOGE TO JINDA RAHENGE.(*!*)ANU
(From:ANUOSHO - RANCHI)
tooti hui kabra par, bikhare balon mein, jab royee thi
meri jaanasheen. tab jaakar jana, maut bhi ho sakti hai
itni haseen.
(From:amjad ali - ranchi)
Karoge yaad ek din tum dosti ke zamane ko,Chale
jayenge jis din hum kabhi na wapas aane ko...Chedega
mehfil me zikar hamara koi,To chale jaoge tum tanhai
mein aansoo bahane ko...
(From:sadakat - mumbai)
IS TARHA TO NA SOCHA THA KE HONGE KHUWAB REZA
REZA MERE......... KUCH IS TARHA SE BIKHRI HAI
ZINDAGI KE SAMETNA MUSHKIL HAI..........
(From:JALAL AKBAR)
NA SAJDA KIYA KISI AUR KO, NA MAANGA KUCH BHI KISI
SE.... MOHABBAT MEIN AE SANAM TUJH KO HUM KHUDA
BANA BETHEY....
(From:JALAL AKBAR )
YEH DIL KA ROG LE KAR KAHAN JAYEIN HUM.... KHUDA
KARE TERI MEHFIL MEIN HI MAR JAYEIN HUM.... LE KAR
NAAM TERA APNE LABON SE.... APNI MOHABBAT
SURKHROO KAR JAYEIN HUM....
(From:JALAL AKBAR )
hogaye do roz main abaad bhi barbaad bhi, ab tamanna
yehi he na aye unki yaad bhi, wafaa jinse ki wo
bewafaa hogaye, wo wade muhabbat ke kia hogaye, wo
itna batade humain paas ake, kia mile unko humain yun
mitake....
(From:Sumaiya - in everyone's heart)
Pyar ke phool har mausam me khilte hain,Dosti ke
badal har mausam me baraste hain.. Hum mile ya na
mile,Par yaad hum aapko har lamha karte hain.......
Fijaao se phool kabhi toot te nahi,Dil se dil kabhi ruth te
nahi... Naam to puchte hain begano ka is jahan
me,Apno se naam kabhi puchte nahi.... ......
Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,In rukhi
aankho me rangin nazare na hote.... Hum bhi na karte
parwah agar aap itne pyare na hote...
Jaane kitni udaan baaki hai,Is parinde me jaan baaki
hai... Jitni batni thi bat chuki yeh zameen,ab to bas
aasmaan baaki hai....
zindgi to ek kiraye ka ghar hai, ek na ek din badlna
padega, maut jab bhi humko aawaz degi ghar se bahar
nikalna padega.
(From:vikash - patna)
Teri taareef karte hain tau is mein kya burai hai, Khuda
ne apne hathon se teri surat banayi hai. Tere gesu tere
abroo teri ankhein ye lab tere, jo dil ko loot le jaye wo
teri dilrubai hai. maraz yeh ishq ka aisa laga k phir
nahin choota dua bhi humne ki shuma dua bhi aazmayi
(From:UAJ BALOCH - )
yahi wafa ka sila hai tau koi baat nahin,yeh dard tumne
diya hai tau koi baat nahin. yeh fikr hai k kahin tum bhi
na saath chor chalo,jahan ne chor diya hai tau koi baat
nahin. tumhi ne Ayina-e-Dil mera banaya tha,tumhi ne
tor diya hai tau koi baat nahin. kise majaal kahe koi
mujh ko deewana,agar ye tumne kaha hai tau koi baat
nahin.
Parakhna mat parakhne main koi apna nahin rehta, kisi
bhi ayine mein der tak chehra nahin rehta . muhabbat
ek khushboo hai humesha saath chalti hai,koi insan
tanhai mein bhi tanha nahin rehta
har baat samazane ke liye nahi hoti.Zindagi hameshea
paane ke liye nahi hoti.Yaad aksar aati hain
aapaki...,Par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti.
(From:Lina K. - Nasik (MS))
Hamne socha ab ham bhi likhenge shayari, pyaar ishq
dard se bhari likh daalui ek shayari, logon ne bhi kari
khub wah wah, lekin jis ke liye likhi thi us jaalim ne
phar di woh shayari
(From:Achal - Delhi)
NASHA HAI UNKI AANKHON KA PEENE KA BAHANA
KARTE HAIN MARNE KI TAMANNA HAI MUJHKO JEENE KA
BAHNAA KARTE HAIN. CHAAYI HAI KHUSI UNKE DIL
MEIN OH GUM KA BAHANAA KARTE HAIN, DEEWANO
TERA KOI GHAR HAI NA DAR OH SOCH KAR MUR JAATE
HAI, RAKHNE KA LIYE O DIL MERA AANE KA BAHANAA
(From:SATISH - GORAKHPUR)

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Pyaar Bina Jeena (1)

Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu,

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega

Filed under: Poems by Grace |

“Friends forever,” you promised.

When I was sad, you were by my side.

You were the greatest friend,

But somewhere along the line,

Things were changing,

You had made many new friends

As we grow older, things must change

written by Phyllis Lin

Filed under: Shayari, Serious Shayari, Funny Shayari

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Filed under: Funny by Shayar |

Filed under: Shayari by Shayar |

pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai

Tum bhi jano mein bhi janu

dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti

Dil Ko Manana aGar Hota Aaasaaan

Funny SMS [Love] - 1

Filed under: Love / Pyaar, Funny, SMS by Shayar |

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be

You must be a good runner because you are always

Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)

Filed under: Funny, SMS by Shayar |

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa…

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki,

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so

Funny SMS Jokes 1

Filed under: Funny by Shayar |

Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made

When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my

When the time comes for you to give your heart to

DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love

When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others,

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your

a friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your

Ishq Vishq Pyaar Vyaar

Filed under: Love / Pyaar by Shayar |

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon