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T. Sawm Lian, 2012

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T. Sawm Lian Bethel Veng, Champhai, Mizoram - 796 321, India. sawmthomte09@gmail.com sawmdaihnacabin.blogspot.com

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Kum 4 mi bek ka hih lai, 1992 May 8 ni-a haksa sa pipi a hong nusia ka nu it Zam Lam Cing phawkden nadingin hih laibu ka aap hi.

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A sunga thukhenzia

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Thu masa .................................................. 05 Deihsakna ................................................ 10 Lungdampihna ......................................... 12 Lom Lom Lom Lom Lom Lom 1 ................................................... 13 2 ................................................... 45 3 ................................................... 50 4 ................................................... 67 5 ................................................... 81 6 ................................................... 107 7 ................................................... 122 8 ................................................... 125

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THU MASA
A day without laughter is a day wasted - Charles Chaplin

Pasian bawl na khempeuhte lakah lungdamna hanga a nuikhia thei mihingte bek hi (laughing hyena leh laughing dove kicite lungdamna hang a nui hi lo). Tua ahih manin i omna peuhpeuha mi lungdam nading a gen maw i hih, mi heh nading leh lungkimloh nading a genden? cih ngaihsuthuai mahmah hi. Mi khat in, Kei bel mi in ka pilna thu a genloh uh hangin, ka kiangah om nuam a sakna thu gen uh hi ci hi. Mi ten pil a cihloh uh hangin a gen lo uh hi bek hi. Mi haite kiangah om nuam a sa tam lo ding hi! Thugensiamte thugensiamna hang ka ngaihsut ciangin a thugen thulu, a kamsiam, a aw luanzia, leh a thungaikhia mipite in tampi sai mah leh, tuate sanga lianzaw a hang khat om a, tua pen a thugenna sung uah etsak nading leh genteh nadinga mite nuih theih nading kammal a zatsiamna hang hi, cih kei muhna ahi hi. Zomi sungah thugen siam ka sak - Evan. Langh Do Khup, Rev. Pau Khan Khai, Rev. Job Thawngno, Rev. Dr. Gin Khan Khual, Evan. Zir Lian Sangate pen midang in zong siamsa uh hi ding hi, gam tuamtuamah thugen dingin sam kawikawi uh a, a hun uh kicing zo mahmah lo hi. Tuate in a thugenna sung uah phumsim, selsim, mi nautangte zatsiam mengmengloh ciamnuih kammal leh gentehnate zangsiam uh hi.

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Thugelh lamah cileng, gensawm kibang tektek napi, mi lungsim a bun mahmah, mi ten sim nuam a sak theih nadinga a thugelh sung ua ciamnuih kammal leh gentehna a phumsim siamte thugelh pen sim nuam mahmah hi. Rev. Job. Thawngno, Rev. Go Khen Thang, Vanneihtluanga, Darrokima, Mafaa-te pawl in hih banga gelh siam uh a, tua manin a laibu bawlte uh zong laibu zuakte in zuak nuamsa mahmah uh hi! Hih Ciamnuih laibu tawh kisai hong piankhiatdan

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(genesis) tawmkhat gelh hoih ka sa hi. Tuhun leitung khantohna tawh kizuiin leitung gam tuamtuam a om Zomi nasep kibang lo pipi - Pasian nasem, sumbawl, zum nasem, lo kho, sangkah, mi innteng, siamah sin, Lai Siangtho sin, politician, sai ngak adgte ciamnuih genkhop nading Malaysia panin Mungpi Khupson (tun US ah om) in hong bawl a, tua laiah ciamnuih kigenin, kikumkhawm a, kinuikhawm ziahziah hi. Tua ciamnuih kigenkhawmte a kaihkhop Mungpi in hong khakkhia a, nidang ciang deihna khatpeuh ka neih khak leh ciin a bu-neu kei kep dingin bawl ka sawm hi. Tua bang a bawl ka sawmna thu Mungpi in a theih ciangin a dang zong kaikhawm behlapin, a bu picing khat bawl ding a lunggulhna thu hong gen hi. Ken zong ahi thei bangbangin a dang kaikhawmin, ka bawl pah samsam hi. Kum 2011 kum tawp, zum kikhak leh hun awl kinei deuh ding ahih ciang tua hunah bawl leng hoih ding hi, ciin ka ngaihsun hi. Ahih hangin zum khak ciangin bang hiam buaina nengneng hong om zawsopin, zum kah lai sang ka buaizaw phial hi. Hih laibu bawl ka sawm taktak ciangin khemna (i ci diam) tuamtuamin hong tuam a : 1. Zomite in ciamnuih pen thupi sim lo hi. Pau thei lo banga a om gega, kithutaksaka omte thupi ngaihsut uh ahih manin laibu bawl lecin mi-in hong nuihsan lel ding hi 2. Khristian laibu tuamtuam a hun zuiin suak toto a, tuate zong kisim nuam lo a, tua ciamnuih laibu kekkek kisim nuam ding hiam?, mi nuih suaksak lel ni teh 3. Na mel mahmah zong ciamnuih mel pua lo a, na kam siamloh tawh mi nuih theih nadingin laibu bawl na sawm, mi in hong nuihsan lel lo dia? Nuihsuak lua lo a midang nuihsak sawm pen a thubaih het lo khat ahi hi. Ciamnuih gen siam leh gen ngeite in theician mahmah ding uh hi. Ta nei thei nawn lo ding a kibawl khitzawh ciang-a ta tam neih manphatna gen khawng ka bang kha diam, cih khawng ngaihsutnaah hong lut hi.Tua banah laisim tawh kisai Zomite kithadah a kicihcih kawmkalah laibu bawl leng

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zong a lei ding om peuhmah ding hiam? A ciing numei kiangah sangkhatna zatui zuak tawh a kibat khak ding ka lau hi. Ahih hangin tua bang ka ngaihsut laitakin ka lungsimah hih bangin dawnna hong lut hi : 1. Zomite in pau thei lo banga om gegate a thupingaihsut tawh a kibat hangin a hihna taktakah Zomite lakah thugensiamte leh thugelhsiamte pen a thugen/thugelhna sung uah ciamnuih a zangsiamte ahi uh hi 2. Khristian/biakna lam tawh kisai laibu tampi suak mah hi. Ahih hangin a dang - thucin thutang, ciamnuih, gamvai, mimal vai, tangthubu, nate bu adg. cih bang a suak tam lo ahih manin ciamnuih laibu pen suaksak hoih hi 3. Melpuakzia, kamsiam ki-en lo ding a, a laibu sunga thute kisim ding ahih manin patau vet kei in ciin. Tua bang a laibu bawl ding ka ngaihsut laitak, bangzah hiam zoin, a thu ka leplep laitak haksatna hong om hi : 1. Lungdam bawl leh kum thak sung sep ding thupi leh thupi lua lo bangzah hiam in hong vuk. Banah zing ann huan kul, nitak ann huan kul, inn phiat kul, puansawp kul, kuang sawp kul, sun ciangin zum kah kul. 2. A final nading ci-a a copy ka print khiat lawmte in hong khelbawl zong hi loin ka theihloh kalin a inn lam uah sim dingin na ciahpih ahih manin ka zonna in hun bangtan hiam bei. 3. A min a tangval khat kihisam ahih ciangin nikphei teng khatpeuh heel dingin lawmte in hong zot ciang kipai kha put, ei beka pai hun om lo thei lo lai!

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Tua bang bialbual tawh hun hong bei hanhan a, hun lem khat peuhpeuhah ka bawl tohtoh ciang hih bangin a bu in hong piangkhia thei sam hi. Hih laibu sunga ciamnuih tampi na theihsa ahih hangin na theih ngei nailoh tampi mah om ding a, a nuihzakhuai mahmah, khiatna/etsakna nei mahmah, ei leh ei ki-ettel nading a hoih, mite theihsiam nadinga thu manpha leh a

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dang tampi om ding hi. Hih thute a manphatna na theih a, na nuihpih leh - na hamphatpih, na metpih, na cidampih ding hi. Tua banah hihte na zatsiam nak leh na thugen/thugelhte mi in simnuam, zaknuam sa ding uh a, na kiangah mi in om nuamsa tuam ding hi. Ke'n bel a zang siam lo hi mai ing! Sanggam Luseite pen ei sangin na khangtozaw uh, banah mi zong kicingzaw uh ahi diam na tuamtuam vaihawmin, amau leh amau kilamsangin, nidanga mi theih ngeilohte kilapsan siam uh hi. Reality show tuamtuam hong nei uh a, tuate laka khat ahi ciamnuih siam kidemna Comedian Search kici bang mipi in metpihin, nuihpih hi (a kahpih zong a om kha phial diam maw!?). Tua banah ciamnuih bang a bu a kibawl zong copy tampipi bawlin, nihvei thumvei bang khenkik uh hi. Tua bang khawng i muh, i zak, i theih ciang, Zomite adingin kieng, Zomite neih dingin kilunggulh thei mahmah hi. A laibu sung thu lamah lut leng : A thulu tuamtuamte pen ka bulh tawm ahi hi. Zon-olna-ah a thulute koih ding ka cih leh tam lua lawmlawm ahih manin a lom in kong khen mai hi. Hih a lom-a kikhente hoih takin na et leh a kikhenzia na mu thei ding hi. A loma khenzia ding tawh kisai mi in bangci khen hiam cih zong ngaihsun loin, ken hoih ka sak bangin ka khen suk gawp a, na nuih a suak leh na nui mai in! Laigelh pen thubaih het lo hi. Aman a lei ding ci leng lei ngam loin ka pai sansan hun tam mahmah ding hi. Lunglut lopi a sep theih hi lo a, meetna lametna tawh sep ding hi lo hi. Mi laigelh khat copy/translate zong baih het lo hi. Thugelh mite in thu a gelh taktak uh ciangin khatveivei kahpihin, khatvei leh nuihpihin, theih ngeilohna gamah paipihin, sihna limkuam a galetpih hun zong om hi. Tua laigelh sanga haksazaw khat om a, a bu a bawlkhiat ahi hi. Tha le zung tampi a bei thukhat hi leh, hun tampi bei a, tua ciang hawmkhiat theih dingin a khetmanah tam pipi mah bei lai hi. Tua ciang, laibu a piankhiat zawh ciang khawng ding maw, khawng lo ding.. cih ngaihsutna ah om lailai hi. Tua banah mi pawlkhat in tua laigelh gensia, kitotpih, hong muhdah lawh thei lai uh hi.

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A lang lamah ciamnuih laibu bawl pen nuam mahmah bilbel a, gelhkhialh, genkhialh leh a man kei deuh leh zong ciamnuih hi pah lel hi. Hih laibu sunga ciamnuih tamzaw pen gensa mah bangin facebook a Ciamnuih group pana kila hi a, hih group a contribution a pia hoih mahmah - (facebook min bangin) Hau Za Cin Suante, David Ngalliam, Mungpi Khupson, Tg Samuel, Phuitong Zomi, Ruthie SB, Zogam Tangval, Ngaihte Asingpi, Pu Samte, Jasuan Lianthang, En Dim-te tungah lungdam ka ko hi. Hih lawm teng pen Ciamnuih University bang om hi leh ciamnuih subject khat peuhpeuhah doctorate degree a la thei ding vive ahi uh hi. Amaute banah a min ka gelhloh USA, Australia, Malaysia, Singapore, India, Germany, Myanmar, leh gam tuamtuama ciamnuih memberte khempeuh tungah zong lungdam ka ko hi. Tua banah laibu pawlkhat pana ka kaikhop zong om a, kei phuaktawm pen tam kihel het lo hi. Ciamnuih gen/gelh siam hi dingin ciamnuih lamah talent neih hoih mahmah kisam leh kilawm! Ciamnuih laibu a pian theih nadinga tha le zung, ngaihsutna leh hun tampi zang a, hong hanthawn a tha hong piate khempeuh tungah ka lungdam a, facebook Ciamnuih group administrator Mungpi Khupson leh Dr. Hau Za Cin in lungdampihna leh deihsakna hong gelh uh ahih manin amaute gel tungah lungdamna lian mahmah hi. Ciamnuih om kei leh a si thei phial dinga kingaihsun, ciamnuih siam minthang khat in a nuihloh ni pen kimanna om lo ni hi na ci ziau a, makaih siamna tawh kisai a mite theih mahmah J. Oswald Sanders in, Makai ciamnuih siam lote lawhcing thei taktak lo hi na ci hi. Tua ahih manin hih laibu a sim khempeuh a metpih ding leh a nuihpih zo ngiat dingin kong deihsak hi. T. Sawm Lian Daihna Cabin

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Tg. Sawm Lian Thomte in ama hanciamna tawh leitungbup-a om Zomite kiholimna facebook Ciamnuih Group tungtawn pan a zak ciamnuih tuamtuam leh ama sim khak, a zak khak, a theihkhak lak pan eite adinga a manpha thei dinga a lamet teng kaikhawmin a bu in hong bawl ding cih ka zak ciangin nakpi takin ka lawppih a, ka lungdampih hi. Greek mipil Aristotle in, Mi thupi khempeuh in ciamnuih lunglut hamtang uh hi, na ci hi. England Prime Minister minthang Winston Churchill in zong, Ciamnuih i cih thu lianpi hi, na ci leuleu hi. Mipil leh mi thupi, mi minthangte in zong ciamnuih na thupisak mahmah uh hi. Mai gum ngeungau a om sangin nui hiuhiau a om nuamzaw ahih mah bangin, a kilawm, a hunkhop cianga a ciamnui theite mi hampha hi cih George C. Lichtenberg in hihbangin na gen hi: A ciamnui thei mi in a ciamnui theite ciamnuih ciamnuih ahihna telsiam a, a ciamnuih siamna zong theisiam hi. Heh mahmah cianga a hehna a kidekzo mi pen mipil hi. A hehna nangawn ciamnuih tawh a gensiam mi mipilzaw sem hi-in, a heh khit nangawn cianga ciamnuih tawh mi a kamhilh, a taihilh thei laite mi kidekzo leh mipil penpen nam hi. Tua bang mite kamhilhna in muibunin mite nuntakna khelzo hi cih Baltasar Gracian gen hi: Kitaihilhna pen ciamnuih tawh kithuah, ciamnuih bangin gensiam leng kitanghilh sangin muibunzaw thamtham hi. Ciamnuih cih manin nuihna ding bek gen ding cihna hi lo a; pilna, theihna, thumuhna a khangsak thei thute zong gen ding ahi hi. A manpha, a gina a gen theite kizahtak a;

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ciamnuih siangtho leh a manpha a gensiamte mi gina ahi uh hi. Tua pen Aristotle in na tel mahmah hi. Laigelh siam minthang George Orwell in zong na tel mahmah a: Ciamnuih gina lo gente lungsim a gina lo pianpianta cihna hi, na ci hi. Ciamnuih a kigen ciangin mi pawlkhat na kiziaphawk in nopmawh na sa thei hi. Ka cinlohna hong nuihsan, ka hihna hong pholak cih bangin na khasia thei uh hi. George Orwell mah in, Midang i ciamnuih ciangin a cinlohna a gen i hi kei a, a cinlohna omsa sunga ciamnuih i muhte a genkhia i hi zaw hi, na ci hi. Acihnopnaah mihingte pen i nuntakna limtakin encianin suut taktak leng dahna, kahna bek hi loin nuihna ding zong tampi na om hi a cihnopna ahi hi. Tel ni. Ciamnuih pen mipilte ngeina hi. Ciamnuih pen mi thupite tam zat mahmah nam hi. Ciamnuih siamte mi mawkmawk hi lo hi - mi lungdamna ding leh nopsakna ding a theite ahi uh hi. Na ciamnuih dan pan na lungsim puakzia zong kidawk hi. Ciamnuih siangtho leh pilna hong pia thei namte limtakin hahkatin kisin in, na kisik kei ding hi. CIAMNUIH LAIBU na simsim in. Khut tungah sim theih dinga hong bawl, hong hawmkhia Tg. Sawm Lian tungah i lungdam a, a sim mimal kimin nuihna bek hi loin meetna leh thutheihna tampi a ngahna laibu hong suakta hen. Zomi professionals - engineers, nurses, accountants, business managers, geologist, technicians, students, etc tampite nasepna Singapore panin deihsakna lianpi kong khak hi.

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March 7, 2012

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A masain i ngaklah mahmah Ciamnuih laibu sungah lungdampihna thu gelh dinga cialna ngah demdam ka hih manin Topa tung leh laibubawlpa tungah lungdam ka ko hi. Hih laibu hong bawlkhia Sawm Lian Thomte pen kei theihna ciangciangah mi kizen, Zolai gelhsiam, Zolai a it mahmah khat ahi hi. Facebook ah Ciamnuih Group a kipat tung lamin, a sung thute kaikhawmin Vol. I pan Vol. III tan kisuaksak man hi. Hi mah leh manlahna tuamtuam hang tawh kizomsuak thei lo ahih manin ciamnuih thu hoihnono tampi tak a mangthang suak hi. A bu-in bawl thei leng hoih mahsi'n teh cih ngaihsutna a om laitaka Sawm Lian in ama phatuamngaihna ngiat tawh hong bawlkhiat demdam pen naak lungdamhuai pha mahmah hi. Zolai adingin zong kalkhat suanna hong suak pah hi. A sungthute a gualhdan leh thulu a bulh dan mahmah zong hoihin sim nuamsak mahmah hi. Zomite pen ciamnuih uuk minam i hih mah bangin ciamnuih zong kisiamin ciamnuih zong i hau hi. Group sunga ciamnuih thu hoih nono nisim naisima kipost ziahziahte koihcing kei leng a maimang ding kimlai hi banga ut hunhun a sim theih ding laibu tawh hong piankhiat theih pen a manphatna kiphawk semsem ding hi. Facebook zang ngei nai lo Zomi ten zong hong sim thei ta ding, hong nuihpih thei ta ding uh ahih manin manpha sa diak ing. Ciamnuih group sungah thu hoih nono hong sung khempeuhte tungah zong lungdam thu i ko hi, amau hong sung kei leh hih laibu hong piang khol lo ding hi. Tuamah bangin laibu tawh sim theih dinga hong vaihawm khia, gim le tawl, sup le liau hong sik laibu bawlpa Tg. Sawm Lian Thomte tungah ciamnuih group@facebook aitangin lungdam thu ka pulak hi. Nui leng kidah lo kici photphot ahih teh hih laibu a sim mi peuhmah dah lo ding hi! 15th February 2012 Mungpi Khupson Jacksonville, Florida United States

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Lom - 1
Kua hangsanzaw Khatvei papi honpi khat in, Sahang leh mihing kua hangsanzaw cih kikum uh. Khatpa in, Mihing hangzaw hi. Sahang in i vokno lak a sawm laitak thau tawh kap sawm a i peel ciang, lau-in taimang zel hi ven ci. Tua ciang khatpa in, Tua ahih leh sahang in vokno khawi hen la, na la ngam diam? a cih leh a lawmpa in dawn nading thei nawn lo. Kikaih lo! Sumbawlte khat lampi-ah palikte tawh kituak. Palikpa in zong sumbawl tawh kituak ci, sum ngen pah. Sumbawlpa in zong tawmcik bek pia. Palikpa in, Tawm lua, kikaih kei a cih leh aman zong, Nang kikaih kei na cih, a zian bangzah hong khia na hia? a cih leh palikpa zong cih nading thei lo, pai pah vingveng.

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Mihing mah Lawm le gualte aw, thu khat hong gen nuam ing. Na lawm, na gual ten hong it nawn lo, hong thudon nuam nawn lo a, na beh na phungte nangawnin hong hopih nawn mel kei leh, hoih tak ngaihsun inla, bang hangin hong it lo, hong thudon lo, hong hopih nawn lo hiam cih ngaihsun inla, nang le nang hi ci-in kidong kik in Mihing khat mah ka hia leh?

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Hun hoih Mi ten hong taisan khinin, lawm ten hong nusia zo a, na kim na pam na dak kawikawi hang kuamah na muhloh ciangin, lawm, tua hun pen VEIHSAN hun hoih mahmah ahi hi. Eliza Nungak khatin a Mang min ding ciin Elizabeth cih a kiphuak dep leh a lawm ten Eliza cih vivein sam sese uh. La sa Khatvei tangval khat in kikhopnaah la sa. A la sang phat lua, a sakkik (chorus)ah a aw tung zo lo aih ciang a aman zong, Tu a kong la sak, kalkik ciang a sakkik hong sa ning e a cih leh mipi nui ngeingai. Aman zong, Tua kong la sak hong nuihsante kikhop tuak ciang.. ciin a khuttum lakkhia mawk. Lawmta kikhem sawm Thangno : Lawm i Zomi mihau khat in S. Korea gama World Cup kimawlna mun lei ci veh e Khupno : Lei cikei leh suang ci ding maw? A lawmpa zong hai het lo. Kiho dan ding Khuaneu pan tangval khualzinte in, Guai Tahan, Kawlpi gyi(market) sungah i kimuh ciang kuamah in, siing zuak na hiam, balpi zuak na hiam? kici lo ding, mawtaw bangzah nei ta na hiam, na inn uh innkuan bangzah in saap/luah hiam? cih ding civetse. Xerox Penglam in khatvei lai xerox sak, laidal a nihin tawiin enkak keei. A saingakpa(shopkeeper) in lamdangsa lua, Bang en keei na hia? a cih leh Penglam in, Xeroxna-ah spelling a khialhna a om hiam check ka hi ci ta dihdih.

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Utpenpen Puteek dam lo khat gim mahmah. A innkuanpihte in muang nawn lo uh ahih ciang a puteek kiangah, Pu aw, na sih ciangin na luang tungah bang thu gen le ung deihpen na hia? ciin dong uh. Tua puteek in zong, Ka sih ciangin ka luang tunga thugente in pupu pen hong naak/ nungta kik hi ci-in gen leh utpen ing civetse. A kisehsa Nidang lai Greek mipil Zeno in na khat peuhpeuh a kisehsa thupisak mahmah hi. Nikhat a silate khat in van a guk man uh hi. A sila in, Pu aw, kei pen na gu dinga a kisehsa a piang hi lo ding ka hiam? Bang hangin hong vua na hiam? a cih leh aman zong, Hi mah hi, a gu ding maha piang na hi hi. Na guk manin vuak dinga piang mah na hi a, kei pen nangmah vua dinga a kisehsa ka hi hi ciin dawng hi, kici hi. Theithuk Mi khat in bus hijjack-in khuapi sungah taipih kawikawi. Sauvei pian a tai uh ciang a hijjack pa in mawtaw gui/kham mawk. Cih nading thei nawn mahmah lo, aw khauh takin, Kua nai vua theithuk nei ci-a demand bawl. Pa mahmah lel. Zusa phei Khatvei papi khat in sa beng, tua leh zusa man dan ai ve. A phei langkhat tuak a sanggamte hawm. A sanggamte zong heh pah. Tua leh papipa in, Sazuk, sakhi khawng man leng zong hong hawm mahmah ding cih na ai zaw ve ciziau! Thopuan lian Khua khatah a khua hausapa un a khua uah thokang tam sa lua hi ding hi ven, I khuabup thopuan khuh ding hi civetse.

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Kumpi hat Football Tournament khatah Sport Minister, kimawlna lam a thei pha mel lo zinmang (chief guest) dingin sam uh. Zinmangpa in zong thaman a hawm zawh ciang thugen, Tuni thaman hawmkhia thei a ka om manin ka lungdam mahmah hi. Ahih hangin tuni in a lungkhamhuai mahmah khat om a, i gamah kimawlna team bangzah hiam omna lakah tuni in team nih bek final hong tun theih uh pen, i gamsungah kimawlna niamzia kidawkna khat hi a, tua ahih manin tuhun laia kumpi hat takin mai lam hunah kidemna a om kik ciangin team nih bekin final lut lo a, nih sanga tamzaw in final a lut theih nadingin kihanciam mahmah ding hi ci-in. Om lo mah Naupang khat in hai(mango) guk sawm, a kungah kahto tantan. A gah a lawh sawm laitak a neipa in mu, Bang dinga ka hai-gah guk sawm ci-a hawk suk lawlaw. Naupangpa zong hai vet lo, Vok ann zong ciin kumsuk pah. Aneipa in, Hih hai tungah vok ann mu ding kisa maw? a cih leh naupangpa in zong, Om lo mah a ciin paisan ziau. Khum suk, thun suk Mi khat in Manchester United Football Club panpih lua, a bawmbisungten nangawnah Manchester United cih kigelhna bek deih se. Ni khat Arsenal leh Manchester United kisuihnaah Manchester United te n kungah khum thei mahmah lo, a hehsuak in a bawmbi sungten a Manchester United kigelhna mun, a kalkawm teng bengbengin Khum suk peuh ve, thun suk cici keei mawk. A kihuan nai lo buh Buh at laitak a mikhual khat lo laiah pai kha, a loneite kiangah, Lawmte, na buh at uh min kei si e a cih leh, loneipa in, Bang hang a min ding, a kihuan nai lo hi ven cihsan giap.

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Penglam paunak 10 Lamto-a pai sangin lamphei-a pai tawldamzaw hi. Naupangte sangin khanghamte upazaw hi. Ann leh sa tampi i nek leh i gilvah nuam diak se hi. Nupa kikalah hehna a om leh kitot baih diak sese hi. Unau sung pan a suak masate upazaw hamtang hi. Mi nih a kiho uh leh bang hiam gen khat nei hamtang uh cihna hi. Zing ni a suah ciang khuavak ta cihna hi. Khat le khat gawm nih hi hamtang hi. Mipilte pen mihaite sangin pilzaw hamtang hi. Ciamnuih i cih pen ciamnuih mah hi pah lel hi.

Ngeekbawl Khua khatah papi khat in a zi vuaden keei. A khua mipite nikhat hong kikaikhawmin mancip uh, Bangci banga bawl ut na hiam? a cih uh leh aman zong, Ngeekbawl /duat ka ut ci vetse. Bang a kilawh uh diam maw? Hong gen in Lianpu Khatvei la sin ngeingai uh, a la uh pen, Nang pen hong pai ding Messiah takpi na hi maw, hong gen in Topa cih hi citciat. Tua leh, a lak uah galkap sungpan a taisim Lianpu na om citciat. A la uh hi danin laih, Nang pen a taisim galkap takpi na hi maw, hong gen in Lianpu. Penglam leh apu A pu pen kum 100 bang pha dek tak ta, khua sunga khangham dangte kum 80 pha leh leitung paikhiatsan pahpah uh ahih ciang a Penglam in a pu kiangah, Pu aw, bang hangin hizahta a nungta a, leitung panin paikhia thei mahmah lo na hia? Na khan bel sau veve mate a cih leh apu in, Aw, ka tu aw, ken ka khangno lai-in ciamnuih na simsim a, na nuinui ka hih man hi ci.

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Dahpa Pu Dahpa zong thadah sa buang sam ing. Theigah min ama nek ding nangawn lo nuam lo. A nuaiah lumin a kam dawh zen. A kamsung tu takpi hai nuam lo lai. A tawpnaah hai sam valh nuam lo lailai. Ama thuin theigah a gilsungah pai suk. Ann ne Penglam khualzin, a zinpa in, Ann ne ta diam? a cih leh, Ken ne ning, noh ne nai kei un... ci ziau! A lup ding uh ciang a papipa kiangah, Nang sualah lum o, kei na lawmnu kiangah ci mawk! Hangsanna zatui Zusa khat zawhngeu in delh hive aw. Tua ciang zusa zong sihtai-a a taina lamah zubel sungah lut kha. A sawt lo a hong pusuak kik, Zawhngeu koiah om a, ka that teitei di, va sam un tang taka ding thei loin ci dan ai ve. News Report Nung a Haiti gama zinling nasia tak hangin zanni tanin misi luang hoih pipi, a limci mahmah kimuh behbeh lai hi! A kitel lo lawmta Lawm, ann na duh hia? Duh mah lo dia Ne pah dia? Ne ding na cihlohpi, na duh hia bek na ci veleh ci vetse. Kitel lo veve uh maw.

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X-ray Naupang khat X-ray kizaih dinga pai, a kizaih dek laitak a nurse nu in ready... a cih leh a naupang in a pa kiangah, Pa, ka nui diam? ci.

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Ann nek lai genloh ding Vokpi khat in tano nih nei. Zingsang tungin a innkuan un ek hong ne ngeingai uh. Tua leh a tano khat in, Nu bangci a mite ek nene i hia a cih leh vokpi in, Ann nek laitak kuamah in ek thu genloh ding ci-in a tano pet phei ziau. Vanleng Khua khatah siksekpa khat om hih tuak. Tua leh khatpa in, Siksekpa aw, vanleng na sek theih ngap hiam? ciin a dot leh siksekpa in zong, Meihol tam bei vem maw? na cihsan ziau. Tanglai thucin khat Lei peh khak ciangin meh lim nek ding cihna hi lo a, a lim lo zong nek ding cihna hi tuan lo hi. Khangluite in bel, Lei leh ha zong kipet thei ci uh a, kholhpih lawm hoih, ngaih mahmah khat tawh kitawng-kisel thei hi hang a cihnopna hi. Meh lim nek ding sang, na kidawmzaw in. Boss leh supandi tangthu Boss : Sathau va lei inla, a dang bangmah hong lei ken Supandi : Aw le Supandi hong tung kik Boss : Free gift om, cih kigelh veh e Supandi : Nang sathau bek deih cin a, a neipa in, la in, la in hong cici mah hi ven maw!

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Tukpeng suih siam Mi khat zong a lawmte khat in, Lawm, tukpeng na sui thei na? a cih leh aman zong a sui thei lo hih lah ut lo, Ngei lua ci pongmawk. A lawmpa in, Koi tengah sui full back, forward, midfield etc. a cih leh aman zong, A out ciang! ci se. Football field pua lamah siam mahmah dan ai ve.

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Black & white Mi khat in black & white TV ah Korian serial film en. Tua leh a mobile phone uh hong dawk. Aman zong, Koreate khangto nai kei lua e, a mobile uh zong black & white khawng zang uh, civetse. Hauhdan tuamtuam Leitungah hauh dan zong a tuamtuam om hih tuak! Mi khat in zong a lawmte kiangah a hauhna thu gengen. A lawmte in, Nang bang e na hauh? a cih uh leh aman zong, Neihloh hau ci mawk! Lawmte gen Thang : Lawm, pong-den lim peuhmah Lian : Bang hun a na nek maw? Thang : Ka lawmpa hong gen! A kisam om lai Khatpa zong a nu leh pan taii, a hehsuak lua aih ciang a ki-awklup sawm. Khau tawh pai lenlen, a mun a tun taktak ciang lau kik pian aih ciang a, BA ong(pass) phot dih ning cise. Vawh bangin at ding Na vawh bangin na at ding hi cih Lai Siangtho in gen hi. Nungak melhoih mahmah khat kiangah, hong ngai ing cih gengen lecin, khatvei teitei ciang nungak amah sang a hoihzaw khat in hong ngai ing cih hong gen kik ding hi! Solomon Penglam Zu-ni-va-cityte thukanna panin, Kumpi Solomon pen a min gelhzia man lo hi ci uh hi. Bangci bangin gelh ding uh hiam cih leh, Kumpipa min a o teng khempeuh lakhia-in, u koih ding hi, a zi neihdan panin, ci uh hi.

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Interveiw Zu na dawn ngei hiam? Dawn ngei vet keng Sum kiliau khawng na zang ngei hia? Zang ngei keng Nungak om bangbang khawng na zui kawikawi thei na? Khual : Tua bang lam bel uk vet keng Chiarman : Ahih leh bang nna hoih lo a na sep theih zel? Khual : Zuau gen zel ing Chairman Khual Chairman Khual Chiarman : : : : : Gam la Khatvei papi khat Tedim nileh ding a zingsang tung a pai. Gun a tun main a dailen suak lua aih ciang a lampi geiah tusuk ziau! Tua leh khualzin dang khat in va tuak kengkang mawk! Khualzin : E he! nai thak mah siteh lawmlawm! Papi : Nai thak peuhmah khang ei, khua pek pan hih tengah a kithasuk hi ei Mai lamah po Tarzan a ganhing teng tawh kisil dinga lui geiah hong pai, a puan a suah leh a ganhing ten nuihsan ngeingai, A bang hang a nui cih a dot leh a lawm ganhingte in, Ko ka mei uh ka nung uah po-in, nang na mai lamah po sese ci dan uh ai ve.

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Na ut leh nang zong Pa Thang : Pu Hau aw, bang hangin na khe bai lenglong na hia? Pa Hau : Keen-ah kia hiveng aw Pa Thang : E he! Keen-ah kia dingin hampha ve cia le Pa Hau : Hmm.... Keen kia mi hampha thei ngei keng, na ut leh keen-ah va tuak o

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Lucy Pasal khat zong kipasalsak mahmah, amin dingin Lucifer zang. A lawm ten Lucy cia sam sese uh. Sa pang Papi khat in sing tung panin singgah a bawm ding sa pang hi. Tua a sa panna-ah bang teng suak hiam cih leh 1. A ihmut suak. 2. A ek suak. 3. A ciah suak gamsa khat zong suak lo! Mawtaw hawlna Mi khat in Laitui khua leh Gun kikal lampi kawi sa lua mahmah aih cianga Laitui khuate khat kiangah, Na mawtaw lampi uh pen kawi lua mahmah veh aw a cih leh Laitui khuapa in, Kawi kei leh a hawlna(stearing) bang a mang ding cihsan ziau. Kua ten bang gen Na khempeuh ka thei hi! Mi khempeuh ka thei hi! Kei loin bangmah na hi kei uh hi! Na utut uh gen vo ci ziau (amah loin bangmah ahih theihloh lam thei)

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Kungfu sin Mi khat in Shoalin temple-ah kungfu sin. Theih ding leh siam kul a kisam leh step tuamtuam teng a theih khit a sawt lo, kalkhat khit khawng teh malaria natna in si citciat. Zudawnte paulap tuamtuam Zudawnte in zong paulap hau thei mahmah uh : Tuni zu dawn, a hang Cim lua, nitak ciang dawn, a hang laklawh, zingsang ciang dawn kik, a hang pengnawng.

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Nuinui mai in Zatepte a khan uh kum 6 tom tuam ci hi. Suakta takin nuih ziahziahna in khan kum 8 sausak hi, kici hi. Tua bang ahih leh nui ziahziah leng za i teptep hangin kum nih bang khansau lai ding (8-6=2) cihna hi. Mawtaw nungzui pau-awk Khatvei pau-awk khat in mawtaw nungzui sem. Haimual mawtawte mun khatah mawtaw dang khat tawh kituak, ta zo lo ahih ciang a tuakkhiain amau mawtaw a nungkin dinga mawtawhawlpa kiangah, Soh, soh, soh ci. Tua leh mawtawhawlpa in zong soh sak. Tua leh a sohsoh lai lam nawl a tun kuan cianga a nungzuipa a dang-awk mawk ahih ciang a, Haw.. haw.. haw.. haw... kia ei ci bek. Phe Khua khat a hausapa in tangkopa, phe kap a uk mahmah khat nei. Khatvei hausapa in tangkopa kiangah, Zing ciang tui lam toin tangtha kuan ding, tupek leh tuzum puak ding cih va tangko in ci. Amah zong paipah, hong tangko ta, phe uk lua ahih cianga, Zing ciangin tui lam toin tangtha kuan ding. A kuante in tunzum leh sanzum puak ding ci mawk. Zun suak Papi khat bus sungah a zun suak lua aih ciang a, conductorpa kiangah gen. Conductor in, Hih mekmek lecin phadawm in teh ciin marble tang khat pia, papipa in zong a mekmek leh mek zan dikdek! La phuak Zomi nupi khat zong a tanu ten gamdang paisan mang ta uh! Khamtung inn lamah amah bek omlai, khasia lua ahih ciang a la sa ngeungeu Refugees lamzuan ding ka tate ka it luat man ci mawk.

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Thangkhuai tawi 5 kiliau Khua khatah papi a nui ngei vet lo khat leh putek ciamnuih a hat mahmah khat kiphin. Papipa in, Minute 20 sung nong nuihsak zawh leh thangkhuai tawi 5, nong nuihsak zawh kei leh nang thangkhuai tawi 5 mah hong pia ding ciin khaam. Puteekpa zong ciamnuih hat mahmah khat ahihna tawh kipan pah, a nuihzakhuai theithei pau taleh a lawmpa nui thei mahmah lo. Minute 20 a cin nading minute khat bek om lai, cih nading dang thei nawn lo ahih cianga a puan teng suahin a din kengkang leh papipa in bang tawh kibang sa ahi diam maw, nuih cihtakin nui kha. Lel hiau. Kawlngian Tangval : Pu, nang Kawlngian thei maw, hong hilh ve Putek : Aklui khat hong gawh phot o Gawh takpi. Putek : Tun ciah o Tangvalpa zong heh pah lian! Tangval : Kawlngian hong hilh ning ci a, bang dia hong hilh lo! Ka aklui hong la kik! Putek : Tua kan a Kawlngian om lai ding maw! A fair lo leitung Mi khat in a ngaihsutsut ciang leitung a muhna hih bangin gen hi: A thudik lote peuh daupai zawsop hi. Ka neu tunga kipan mawhna pan ka hih theih zahin ka kihemkhia zel a, ahi zongin ka lawmte bel leitung nopsakna-ah kibual uh hi. Khat veivei ka ngaihsut ciang a ut dan uh a phengtatte hoh lawhcing zawsop thei mawk hi. Nungakte bang a paktatte in pasal hoih muzaw thei lai uh. Mite leitung nopsaknaah hong kibual un, a tawpnaah hong piangthak uh a, eimah tawh a kibang hong hi thei mawk uh hi. Mi gi lo leh mipaktatte nangawnin vangam hong lut san mang ding dan khat hi mawk. Tuabang veve, gitloh vet a, ut banga gamtat khawng peuh ka ut thei hi, mi eng kha thei zel ing. Leitung bel fair kei lua. Ahih hang ka gitloh laitak si kha leng..

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Hilhciandan tuamtuam Muh Bang Bang Sem Neih Bang Bang Ne Sawl Bang Bang Sem Gam Tuam Tuam Pem

Guta a zong thei set Tu I.T hunah China ten guta zon nading set (machine) bawl uh, minute khat sungin guta mi sawm (10) zong thei. Japan ten kawm uh, minute 1 sungin guta nga (5) man uh. Kawlgam ten zong kawm uh, zong ding a cih uh leh a zon ma a kiguksak mawk! Tawbo leh gil Penglam hun lai nungak khat a tawbo deel lua, a veih a thak ciang a nakvang tawh kituak lian. Pasal khat a gil puak luain, a lup ciang a innvengte lupna tungah a gil kinga phei liang. Time machine Mi khat in, Time machine nei leng bel i Pu Zo pen Mongolia, Tibet lam pan hong pai suk a, Sengam mun khat khawngah tamsuaksak lel ding kai ve! Kawlgam leh khamtung gam peuhmahah lutsak lo ding hing. Tua hi leh ei zong Sente kisuak dingin, ann limlim, meh limlim kine ding! Middle East lam bel thautui a hauh uh hang paisak nuam keng, i numeite bangzahtain melhoih ta leh ki-en thei lo ding, i mit kamsiathuai lua ci mawk. Zogam nuam, keng hong ngai lua ing, ci khol kei leh kilawm. Gamkek di Minam a ki-itsak mahmah pawlkhat in khantoh nading thu kikum uh. Koici gam puah kipan ding, ci-in khatpa in thu a pat leh, a lawmte khat in, Gamkek di ci gamgam se.

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Lawmta inn luahkhawm Lawmta nih khuadangah sangkahin inn luahkhawm uh, ahih hang ann huan tuam. Kha thak ciang antang bag dim khat tuak lei uh. A khatzaw in a lawmpa omloh kala a antang na huansimsak zel. A khatzaw in zong tuabang mahin na hih citciat. Kha tawp ciang a antang bei hun uh kituak linlian. Zuau bulomtang Min a kiphuakna hangte : Singapore Nidangin sing leh ga po zihziahna mun ahih manin Singapore kici hi. Tulsa Hunkhat lai siktul tawh sa kihang ziahziah aih cianga Penglam in Tulsa na ci hi.

Kuala Lumpur Hih khuapi omna kual teng pen lum mahmah aih cianga Hangsai in Kual Lum na ciin, a sawtna teh Kuala Lumpur kici hi. Sydney Nidangin papi khat a zi thusit dingin hih munah va pai in a tun ciang, a lawmpa in Na zi thusit takpi ding maw? a cih leh Sitni, sitni a cih leh Sydney kici hiau hi.

Hong Kong Nidangin Sen kumpi Zo dynasty hunlai a Pu Zo a va pai ciang a kong uh hon sain na koihden uh aih ciang a Pu Zo in Kong Hong ci hi. A sawtna teh Pu Zo langpang kumpi khat in Hong Kong ci-in na lehlawh sese hi.

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Sen kumpi in a bawlsiat mite a gei vua tuikulhah na tai-phei ngeingai uh aih cianga Taipei kici hi. Nidangin Penglam in Kawl kumpipa kiangah tangbal/moh a va puak leh Kawl kumpipa in na tangbal man deda ei ana cih pana Mandalay kici dan hi.

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Silngo tamlua ahih manin Shillong kici hi! A khuasatpa pen Pu Dal Lam na hi gige hilo maw! Mikang ten lo siam mel loin Dallas peuh na ci zanzan uh hi.

Soundbox Khua khat a kikhopnaah kikamsiamsak mahmah khat in hun-uk. Speaker cih pen mangngilh kha, a ngaihsutsut khitteh, Tun hun om lai teng a tawp tan i soundbox tungah ka ap hi ci mawk! Kihatsak Sanggamte khat kihatsak mahmah dan hih tuak. Khatvei a luvai pian ahi diam maw, 1960 kum in, Zogambup khuapi Tedim khuaah boxing kitupna om leh, a khatna ngah ding a kilamen kingkeng pa kai mawk ve civetse. Screen Saver Bill Gates si, vantunggam leh hellgam paina kongkhak tung. Pasian leh dawimangpa in a gam tuak i nawpna lecture pia keei. Dawimangpa in nungak hoih nono lak ziau aih ciang a Bill Gates in hellgam telzaw. Hellgam a tun ciang tua nungak note na om nawn lo, gimna nasiatak thuak ahih cianga Bill Gates zong heh lua, dawimangpa kiangah, Nungak note e?, a cih leh, dawimangpa in, Bill Gates aw, tua nungaknote pen, Screen Saver hi, ci ziau se.

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Theician Ka sakol omna na thei hia? He Koiah om a hia? Ka sing lakna khangah Koi laia na sing lakna? Na sakol omna sakah

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A minthang dingte Mizogamah lasiam tam luata, tu zawh a sawt loin a siamte sang a siam lote minthangzaw ta ding uh hi, Khua khata Innkuan Q : Noh khuaah kua haupen? A : Min ka pa ci pian Q : Noh khua nungak tengah kua hoihpen? A : Min ka unu ci pian Q : Noh khuaah inn bangzah om? A : Khat (1)! A lamdang Muslim biakna Leitungah Muslimte a omna munmunah daihna (peace) om lo. Ahih hang Muslim ten Islam pen Religion of Peace civetse. Muslim ten a tampen zi 4 nei thei in, a prophet pa un zi 14 nei in, A ettehtakpen prophet civetse. Leitungah, Islam biakna a sihpihte, vantunggamah nungak siangtho ten hong ngak ding, ciin, nungak siangtho 72 bek a om vetse. (Atung masa ten na zang khin leh, nungak siangtho ahi lai uh tam). (a)Muhammed in mawhna nei (b) Mihing pian ngeingei dan mah a piang (not virgin birth) (a) Jesu in mawhna nei lo (b) Nungak siangtho sung pan suak (c) Sihna panin thokikin vangtunggamah kila to, ci na pi, Muhammed mah lianzaw civetse. Muhammed zi tawpna, a zi 14-na Aisha (Aishya) pen kum 6 a phak a zuthawl pia-in, kum 9 ciang tenpihin, Muslim ten, Aisha in niin nei khin (picing khin) civetse. (Numei kum 9 in picing khin a om ngei diam? kum 11 kiim ciang hi pan lo hiam? Zong kum 9 in a picing khin phial zong, ngakphothuai sam sa hing, kum 15/16 a cin dong beek. Ngaungau mawk).

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Damsuak ding! Puteek khat, teek luata ha zong nei nawn lo, a ha ponaah mulpo, amul zong kang khinta. Siavuan (doctor) ten cih nading thei lo, Dam suak ding hin teh ci uh. Professional phalloh Melsia contest come one come all..... Nungak khat zong hong pai, tua leh judge ten Professional kihel phalloh a na ci daih uh. Zo vok Lawm, nang na upat ciang bang utpen? Zovok Bang hang maw? A man a pianna a nu lap kik!

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Kiphatsak zong Nupi khat, kelnawi a lu tungah pua-in thu ngaihsun kawm. Hih kelnawi zuak man sum ka ngahte kholkhol dingin a tam teh ak khawi kipan ding. Tua akte pen hong tui dingin a tui zuak ding, tua sum ka ngahte tawh sai khawng bawl dingin, mi in nang hi zah taka na hauh, bang danin sum ngah na hiam? cih hong dot leh gen lo dingin ka neh piksanin, ka lu peisan zuau ding ciin a lu a pei vial leh a lutung a kelnawi zuak dinga a puak teng buak suahkhin mawk. Kiphatsak zong. Mobile Mobile nei tam lua ta, kawppihte tawh omkhawm gegu napi a lungzuang tampi omta ci uh aive... guaite. Gu natna Facebook! Si le sa sung kizel, dam thei lo, lungsim kha pumpi a vekpin hong zo gawp; khamtheih za bang pha cih om nawn lo, uk semsem gu natna Facebook hi.

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Zo (Ronald)Dinho Coach : Lawm nang tukpeng na sui thei na? Zo-dinho : Ka khuapih ten bel na pa sun teh hong ci hiven Coach : Lut pah o leh Result 15-0 in lel (defeated) Coach : Zo-dinho, bangci lawmlawm, ka pa sun la na ci a? Zo-dinho : Ka pa in tukpeng a suih ngeiloh pi! Na mit A Sexy mahmah nungak khat in a boss kingah : Boss, hehpihna tawh ka angbu pan nna khat nong hepkhiatsak thei dia? ci. Boss zong lawp lua, Kingah lua, kingah lua! Bang aita? ci pah saisai. Nungak in zong manlang takin,, Na mit! ci ziau. A hawng Teizang nupi khat in meh zuak Annteh lei vevua Bang annteh zuak/nei na hia? Annkamteh hawng, maiteh hawng, beteh hawng a tuatuam Kalaisai, a hawng bekbek maw? Telkhial Nungakno : Nu Bazar na kai ding leh BRA hong puak in maw? Nu : Nektheih bekbek, nektheih bekbek!

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Kiphatsiam Zomi refugee khat leh UN uliante kihona UN : Nang bang hang a Kawlgam pan gambeel ding a hong tai na hia? Zomi : Zogamah mipil thum kiman ding cih thu za ka hih manin lau lua a hong tai hing, cizen se.

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Pia in Zogam khua khatah tangvalno khat om, a pute zong damlai, kumtam nai lo uh. A pi pen a nungak lai a melhoih a minthang hi-in. Ni khat tangvalnopa in ngaihsutna khat hong nei, a pute innah a pai leh a pu inn maiah na tu. Aman zong, Pu aw, ka pa in na pute kiangah tupek va kawm in hong ci a cih leh a pu in Na pi inn sungah omin cia va gen o ci. Tua leh amah zong innsunga a pi kiangah, Pi, ka pu in na pi va hih in hong ci ci-a gen. Tua leh a pin zong kawngkhak pan, A pu, pia ding maw? ciin hong ot leh a pu in zong a pi aw ngaihsa lua ahih ciang a, Pia in ka cih teh pia in! ci mawk! Zaknop Phone tawh a boss hopih a sawm leh a boss zi in na dawng, Aw, nungkal in hong beisan hiven ci. A zing ciangin phone leuleu, Ka boss a om hiam? ci. A zi mah in na dawngkik, Na boss in nungkal in hong beisan ta hi. A thai ciang tuapa mah in phone leuleu, a dot ngeina mah dong kik! A zi in thuakzo nawn mahmah lo, Bangzahvei hong gen ding ka hiam, ka pasal, na boss in nungkalin hong sihsan hi. Bang hangin hong dong thapai na hi hiam? a cih leh tuapa in, Zaknop sa ngiat hi veng aw ci hiat! Theikhial Zusa kua a tawh laitak uh loneipa hong pai (A loneipa Sanggam Sihzangte hihtuak). Loneipa : Kawmkil to hek vo! Zusa bengte : Aw, na to hek mah nung ei! Ek pan kipan Kalate mahmah a kihhuai lam gen nuam limlim uh hiveh aw. A nambat simdan nangawn uh Ek pan pan zawzen uh. Zun tawh a zomto ding ka sak leh hoh zom kei vanglak uh!

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Susuk khat Tuang : Lawm, Kawl ten Khuai a tih teh ai ti hi song a le? Suan : Tu lawlawm sei lo Cici viuviu vivit a ti ong maw Tuang : Ka seih nop zawh sawt tak ei, lungdam ei lawm! Tu ngawngaw tiang in susuk (thuthuk) khat seisak lian ing ei Mawtaw kigamlatna Sitni khat in thusit (car accident dan hih tuak) Sitni : Mawtaw kitaih laitakin na mawtaw uh bang tanin kigamla? civetse. Hilh baih Meh lamdang khat a nek dan ding thei loin dong Annepa : Hih koicih nek ding a lawm? Ansaipa : Sikkeu tawh suak dingin, i kam sungah guang ding Annepa : Aw civetse (heh loin) Vok sa (a tui hi lo) : Thianpa in voksa a va tui ve : Lawmpa aw, a tui hi kei veh aw, a ha vive hiveh, vok in tui nei ngei lo!

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Zu, zu, zu Thawnpi : Lawm, na khua vuah zu a om na? Lianlek : Zusa lah om ei, zulei lah om ei, zutang lah om ei Vanman khang Naupang khat in a pu kiangah, Pu 2+2 bang zah? a cih leh a pu in Ko naupan lai in 4 hiven, tulai van man khanglua ta, giat (8) hiam kua(9) hiam hita in teh ci mawk.

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Kidin Ding leh Khualsawngte lawmta mahmah kikhel bawlden keei. Khatvei Khualsawng innah Ding va hawh Khualsawng : Tu o Ding Ding : Hong Khual si cia maw Sawng (kidin lian!) Meet veve Vanzuakpa khat, khuata khat pan um lei in, pumkhat ciang pek 5 pia. Phel 5 suahin, a khua vuah phel khat ciang pek khat ta-in zuak. Kimet veve civetse. Thafu ni Chinese restaurant-ah Mizote 2 va khawl uh, a nnasem numeite hong pai, hoihsa lua uh aih cianga Thafu ni a cih uh leh thafuni ann na om! Pia pah uh. Tua leh limsa lua uh aih cianga Tuifu ni a cih leuleu uh leh tuabang ann na om leuleu ahih cianga pau ngam nawn vet lo uh! Cibai Tangval khat in Sen(Chinese) nungak khat hoih sa lua, hopih nuam hi ta, a pat dan ding ngaih sunsunin, Lungdambawl kha ai teh ciin Tang : Xmas Cibai (khut khak phei) Lia : Heh lua palikte sam pah Palikte hong tun ciang.. cibai cibai ci sawnsawn lai!! (cibai pen Sen pau in zahmawh genna)

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Sam hawi di : Lawm tuni bang sem ding? : Ka ngap liai leh sam hawi ning

Bus accident Bus accident, a tuangte a ihmut laitak uh hih tuak, a khanlawh uh ciang a vekun na si khin uh, cizen veh aw!

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Papi leh a liim Papi khat zu kamnam pian kawm a khua uh pan khalikni (full moon) zankim pi a zuak dingin a vok uh khua dangah hawl. Tua leh a zuak nading mun a tun tak teh vok khih dinga a kithawi leh a vok mu zo nawn lo. Cih nading thei lo lamdung teng zong kawmin a inn lam uah a ciah kik leh a khua khung ciktui lakah a vok uh na ihmu lel dih. A lawmte in a theihcian ciang a hawlhawl, a mai a paipai pen a liim na hi leltak. Thadah kidemna Penglam : Lawm Dahpa aw, tuni thadah kidemna om ding ci, na pai dia? Dahpa : Ka pai di zong ka thadah Penglam zong lawp mahmah a thadah kidemnaah pai ... Alawmte : E lawm Peng, na lawm Dahpa hong zawn lo maw? Penglam : Ka zot leh ka pai di zong ka thadah hong ci Manager : Kipan ta ni ei. Mi na kim ta uh hiam? Mipi : Ka lawm uh Dahpa in ka pai ding zong ka thadah ci. Amah simloh teng kim ta ung. (Mipite zong a khatna ngah ding lawp mahmah uh. Tua leh) Manager : Kidemna bawl kul nawn kei ei. Dahpa hong pai di a thadah leh amah a khatna hipah ei! A mukik diam maw? Gamlakah mi khat mang, lampi mu thei mahmah lo. Tua leh suang golpi tuak kha. Tua suangpi tungah, Tuzing nai 6 in ni suahna lam zuanin ka pai hi cih gelh. Tuani mahin amah a zongte tua mun hong tung, theihsakna a gelh pen mu pah uh. Tua leh a zongte laka khat in tua suangtung mahah, Na lungkham vet kei o, hong delhpah ung ei cih va gelhthuah se. A mu kik bek tam maw?

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Stage 1-na Kum thak ciang za ngawl ta ning ciin a lawmte kiang gen daidai. January 1 zan teh a lawmpa kiangah za ngen dihdih. A lawmpa in, Bang cia nang, za ngawl sawm hi lo na maw? a cih leh aman zong, Ngawl lua ding tun stage 1-na kipan ta ci. A lawmpa in, Stage 1-na na cih bang ahia? a cih leh aman zong, Za lei nawn lo ding! civetse. Tai a sawm galkap Nidanglaite galkap tum nuam khat, a tha sang lua aih cianga a lawmte khat in khel cih vem Alawmpa : Pii 6 nuai siah bek kilut thei ei, na lu lam maw, na khe lam tan ding? (ngaih sunsun ngeungau phot) Galkap tum nuampa : Bangbang ai zong, a na tateu zongin, ka lu lam mah tanzaw vang. Ka khe lam hi leh, tai thei kei kha ning peuh ci zanzan! Zukham kitawng A : Kei khua sungah a maih(mike) penpen, kuamah kihtak nei lo! B : Kei a soundbox penpen, kua mah lau tuan lo! Upa lua Mi khat zong upa lua-in a deek panin Pa (mushroom) po ci tazen ei! A thunget ciang nangawnin, Aw Topa kei Na Pi cisawnsawn lai!!

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Vetse Naupang no khat mi kongkhakah dakin, Ka Pa Khup a om hia? ci-in inntekte a dot leh inntek ten, Kua Pa Khup a hia? ci-in dongkik. Tua leh naupang in, Thei lo maw lawmlawm, Zam Lam Cin e, Zam Lam Cin, ka Pa Khup ai ve civetse!

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Cih nading thei lo Penglam, a galte gal-et ding singkung tungah a kah leh tuak thei nawn lo. Buai lua mahmah ahih cianga cih nading thei nawn mahmah lo. Tua ciang a inn nuai vua kahlei va la-in tuak suk thei sam! Eloi, eloi Khuata khatah guta khat kiman. A khuabupun a vuak ngeingai uh leh gutapa in zong si petmah ding hing ci lunghimawh mahmah ta sam hi ding hi ven, a aw neih khempeuh tawh, Eloi, eloi..lama sa bak thani hong cikhia beba! Line bus tungah Khatpa zong line bus tuang. A eksuak lua, cih nading thei lo, saphuklai ippi a puak khat sungah vai mansak ziau! A ip pen a tutna nuaiah koihin, a tuak ciang mangngilh kha, bus pualam a tun tak cianga phawkkha in, a bus lah na pai man. A bus pen delh a khut vik ziahziahin lamdungah, Ka ek.ka ek. cikawma tai ziahziah! Minthang kei mawk ni! Muam baih Thangno : Eh lawm, nang khaini muam maw? Cingno : Eh lawm, phingphing cia. Ka khaini muam cilin hih milim (Khaini sin tunga tuangpa) zong naupang kum 5 khawng hipan ei!

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Thokang khem Mun khatah thokang (mosquito) tamlua mahmah ahih cianga, zankhat pen a khem ding hong kipan. Noh maw, zan sial a hong buaisak ci in, thopuan hoihtakin khung lianluan se hi. Amah zong a khem ding hong kipan ta, a thopuan pualamah lum suk hiau mawk! Khem lawhcing bilbel in teh!

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Tualte vanglai Tualte vanglai taihat zong, tai hatlua in taimang vingveng veh e. Tudongin kuaman muzo nawn lo! Vanleng niam len zong niam lenlua kisa, miksite nangawn kun damdam uh cizen veh! Zomi optimist Optimist : Hat mahmah leng, hua mual sui lawnzo ding hi veng aw! A lawmpa: Koi cih suih lot zawh ding na? Mawkmawk ciai! Optimist : Aw Hat mahmah leng e, hua mual sui lawnzo ding a hat mahmah peuh leng e! Thadah Mi khat zong thadah lua mahmah, a mumangah vok ann pia ahih cianga a zan kik ciang ihmu hoih ngam nawn mahmah lo. Natveh Eimite nupi khat in natveh Nu Cing : Nu Huai, na damloh lam ka zak phet a, a veh dinga hong pai hing Nu Huai : Hi maw, nang hong hat ciai, lungdam ei Nu Cing : Na koilai nuam lopen ahia? Nu Huai : Noploh cihbel a nopna khat zong om kei mai ei. Ka nungsuk, ka liang, ka tai, ka gilna Nu Cing : Nang a phadawm ei! Kei zong nunglam khat ka cina lua, annkam lah lim lo, ka ci ka sa na gawp Nu Huai : Aw! himawk maw Aciah khit teh Nu Huai in zong a innkuanpihte kiang-ah, Nu Cing zong ama natna gen ding a hong hawh hi tuak e maw!

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Mi minthangte leh a Zo min uh Madona - Man Don Niang Michael Jackson Mikhel Zam Suan Arnold Schwarzenegger - Anlangh Suan Cin Zam George Bush - Gopu Bill Clinton Bu Cin Thawng Ban Kim Moon Bu Kim Mung Nelson Mandela Nelsan Mandeda. Kammal kilawm pawlkhat Kual cihtaka kual Kuala Lumpur. Singta gam Singapore. Malaysia mahmah. Delhi deldol. Te diamdiam Tedim. Cikhate cihtakna. Tonkhawm ni Tonzang dong. Lamzangte lamsaina. Sen singsuih siam. Champhaite phaitamte. Tuicilhte tuicinna. Tuitawhte tawn tohna. Tuithangte tuitanna. Singleite sing leina. Tuitumte tungtun. Budimante buhman. Pyidawthate ciantaka. Tahante tai henhan uh. Kawlpite kawlpau pha diak. Mandalay maan zaih pah. Japan zan pai. Taingen-ah taihinn tam. Lamka zeizai. Mualnuam vangkhua.

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Namsia Papi khat in khatvei a inn kangsak kha. A van khat zong tuahkhia man lo, a vek a kangtumsak kha mawk. A innkuanun a inn kanguh en in, Namsia in nuamsa hen o ciin mangpha khak mawk! Namsia bel thuaklah deuh hih tuak! Mawtaw lei thak Papi khat in maruti car a leithak sawn kawmin, Hih mawtaw hong leisakpa in bel hong gen maan mahmah hi petrol bel ngai kei bilbel mah ei Phone lui Mi khat a cell phone lui lua, a sunga game a gulte bang si khin, caromte bang a tang kim nawn lo, pakte bang a teh pulh khin dektak. Thu kan dan nam tuam Mi khat in manlong (bus) sungah veih sang mawk, nak uih lua. A gim kam thei pak lo hihtuak. Mi khempeuh a gim a tawl uh tawh cimawh keei. Veih sang kikankan kuan man thei khia zo lo, kigenkhia nuam lo lai. Tua leh sumdongpa (conductor) in, Tua veih sang pan mawtaw sap pia nai kei ve teh aw? a cih lian leh a kiu khat pan, Kong pia khin mah ve, ticket hiah om hiah om! UNO thu kikup Leitungbup kumpite UNO ah thu tuamtuam kikum uh. Russia kumpi pan, Vanleng kap le ung kha ding hi, a khak kei mah leh zong letmat khat(1 inches) zong kigamla lo ding hi ci. Tualeh Kawl kumpi pan zong, Ka gam vuah numeite nau a suah uh ciang a tawvang pan suak hi. A tawvang pan a suah kei mah leh zong letmat khat zong kigamla lo ding hi! ci. Tua tawh meeting manbawl lian uh civetse.

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Phone hoih Thang : Lawm na fong (cell phone) zat ahoihte ahi na, maan a kizaih thei na, vidiu ki-en theite ahi na? Khual : Himah, aihang maw ken radio, camera, mp3, mp4, bluetooth, wlan(wifi) leh gameste nawngkai sa in delete ziau A thupi itna Lawm nang leitungah bang khauh na sapen a? Huih mah khauh sapen ing Bang hang maw? Huih kidal zo lo pi e. Huihpi a nun ciang kuaman dal zo lopi Nang e leh, bang khauh na sapen? Itna mah khauh sapen ing Bang hang maw lawm? Itna i cih pen leitung koikoiah i om zongin i it i ngaihte kiang kitung zo veve hi lo maw Tel thei kei veng aw lawm, a kicianin hong gen lai dih ve A nai penin cileng hihtak pan innlam a om khat ngai mahmah, a itna khauh mahmah a hih cianga galhupin a gei tungsak cihdan e Tua bek maw? Hihtak (Malaysia) a pawlkhatte leuleu US lam a ten galhupin US tungsak zo. Tua pen itna hang bek mah hi

Thang Piang Thang Piang Piang Thang Piang Thang Piang

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Jessica Mi gi lo khat in nupa khat va buluh, a numei min a dot leh Jessica na hi. Aman zong, Ka nungaknu min tawh a kibat manin bangmah hong lawh kei ning ci. A pasal a dot kik leuleu leh a pasal in, Tual Za Kap, ahih hang min Jessica cin hong sam uh ci ziau.

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Mung Lian Mung Lian Mung Lian Mung Lian Mung Lian Mung Lian

Mawtaw tung Cik a hong tung na hia? Den-deuh mah hi Mawtaw tungah mi na tam uh hia? Tam kei ung, kei bek hing A hawlpa tawh mi nih beek maw leh? Hi lo, kei bek hing Nang mawtaw hong hawlsuk maw? Hong hawl lo e Tua bang mahmah om ngei kei, nong khemna hi : Kong khemna hi kei, ka cihtakpi mah hi : Tua ahih leh hong gen ve leh, a bangci dan a hia, telzo keng : Kei mawtaw tungah tuangin, a dang teng mawtaw sungah tuang! : : : : : : : : : Lau lo maw? Lawm, kaw hawh ding na hia? Ka lo vuah, ngal lut ci a, a pai ding hi veng aw Khuamial ta hi lo maw, nang lau lo maw? Bang om ding lah hi lo a Bangmah om lo ding ahih leh paikul ding maw?

Lian Thang Lian Thang Lian

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Zuak siam Vaite khat vanzuak zong siam mahmah, Pu aw, hih nai (watch) lei in, tui-ah kia lecin, nang na sih hangin na nai si lo ding hi civetse. Zu duh lua ta Papi khat zong zu duh lua mahmah ta, a lei nading sum nei lo ahih cianga a ngaihsutna hong zang ta. Zu zuakna innah lut, zu neite kiangah, Nu Lun, zu thawl khat a ba-in hong pia o, bangci hiam khat a kong piak theih kei leh, ka sih ciang misigalnate kikoihna-ah na tu inla, a na cut mai o ci ziau se.

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Tuipi pan lei omna Tuipi lian tungah tembaw (tuileng) kisia. Tangval khat in tembawhawlpa kiangah, Pu aw, i omna pan lei naina pen bang tan hi ding hiam? ciin a dot leh tembawhawlpa in, Km khat(1) khawng hi-in teh a cih khit phetin tangval pa kipaklua, Pha hi, kisuakta buang ding ahi ve maw ci kawmin, Ahih leh pu aw, tulaitak i omna pan lei naina koi lam a hia? a cih saisai leh tembawhawl-pa in, I nuai santak na cihsan ziau. Ci leh gun lui Mi khat zong Tedim-ah pai, a ciah ciang ci tawi khat (kg. 1.5) lei. Inn a tun kal ding bang ngaklah mahmah, pai lanlan. Gun lei tungah sun ann ne dingin kithawi. A sunsiah a lakkhiat ciang a ci lei tawh lakhiakhawm. A kamsiatna mah hi lo dia, a ci Gun lui ah kiatsuah kha. Aman zong na sa mahmah, Nu vaw, al zo kei mah si ni teh maw ci bek. Taxi driver Mi khat in zong mi taxi hawlsak. Khawl kik pah ahih cianga a lawmte in, Lawm aw, bang hangin na mawtaw hawlna panin khawl pah na hia? a cih leh driverpa in, Aaa.. a neite in sum piak ding ut zel uh a civetse. Gennop nunungpen Mi khat zong a ngongtat mahmah migi lo pawl-ah kihel. Galkapte in man! Tua leh kaplup sawm ta uh ahih ciang a, A si ding hi ta a hih manin bang gen nuam pen na hiam? ciin dong uh. Aman zong, Death is only the beginning ci veve dan ai ve. Penglam dum to A vengpa : Na dum tawh bang ding a? Penglam : Malaysia-ah UN delh phei ding a ci hi veng A vengpa : Tua UN delh ding leh dum tawh bang kisai?

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Penglam : A kisai mah ke, Passport zum a ten man(photo) awm tung siah hong kizaih in hong ci a, ken zong dum ka awm tan a to pah kai ve A vengpa : Aw tel ta ing ei, nang tua dumah ding le cin na awm tung siah bek dawk dingin tua pen man kila ding aw aw....hi mah ei Tua a kiho kawmun Penglam in dum dang khat to leuleu.. A vengpa : Dum tam to khol cia, dum dang teng bang a na zat ding? Penglam : Zum a ten passport man li (4) hong kizaih in hong ci hi ven! Lamet bang lo cinapa Puteek khat zong a cina, a teek nat zong hi lel lo dia. A innkuanpihte leh meltheihte in khoi uh, giakpih, zanhahpih den uh, sun kal zan kal a man ding lauin enen uh. Ahih hangin amau upmawh bangin puteekpa si pah lo ahih cianga a lak ua khat in, Pu aw, nang lah kong lamet uh bang thei kei cin, va ciah mai ning e ci mawk. Nek muhna Ka khuak pen ka nek muhna pen uh hi ven Aw, tua hi mah in teh, na gilkial tuak thei lua! La na sa ngei hiam? Ka siamloh banah zong sa ngei mel keng. Ka kisil ciang bekin sa ing : Aw, tua bang maw. Tulai bel la sa mun khol lo na hi maw? : : : :

Thang Lian Thang Lian Thang

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A kileh mun Papi khat Tedim leh Tonsim kileh mun lua, khatvei vok pua-a a pai leh Tuithang Gunlei tungah amah tawh kituak! Amah 1 : Kei kua na? Amah 2 : Nang kua ka?

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Khuai Khuai a kimuh ciangin ciang khat tawh kikawksakin, a kianga sing kimetin Khuai kimu zo hi kici zel hi. Papi khat in zong khuai mu, a tunga i gensa bangin aman zong hih pah. Ama nungah mi khat in khuai pen mu, a tawh/lak zawh ciang a kianga sing khat met in a sing tungah, Khuai kila zo ciin ciang khat tawh a khuaibu omna kawksak veva. Thukham 10 Khuata khatah meigong piteek khat in zu zuak, a innsungah thukham zuih ding nam 10 om 1. Sum a om leh zu om. 2. Tagah nawi mu banga zu pong nekloh ding. 3. Thugen kituh lo ding, gensa gen kikkik lo ding. 4. Mikang pau, namdang pau leh kamtuam pau zang se lo ding. 5. Minpi tawh mi sam lo ding. 6. Lam se lo ding. 7. Kha mangthang leh gupkhiatna thu gen se lo ding. 8. Kihausakin, neih le lam, sum le pai thu gen se lo ding. 9. Kap se lo ding. 10. Innteeknu na paktat pian leh ciah hun mahmah ta hi teh cih thei in.

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Mihing picing lo dingte a neu lai un si uh hi. Cidam taka na om theih nadingin cidamin omden inla, cidam taka na omden theih nadingin na cidam hen la, cidam taka na om leh na cidam ding hi. Nupi khat in na kitheisak lua incin ambulance cih ding bang babulon ci zawzen. Zomi khangnote zi le pasal na zon uh ciang a melhoih, a thacing mah zong tangtang un. Bang hang hiam cihleh, lungsim kibawlpha thei a, mel kibawlpha thei nawn lo mawk hi! Manzaihpa khat misi innah manzaih dingin kisam in a misi man a zaih ding ciang Ready civetse.

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Ka bawngpi uh pil kisa, Tawwww ci leng, pai pah ngeungeu civetse! Lungdambawl na nopzat hiam cin a dot leh Hoih zat ing cise. Hai het lo aive. Eimi USA tungte khat in a lawmte kiangah, Lawm aw, 911 bang nambat tawh kimek a le? civetse!

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 Zingsang na khanlawh phetin na nuntak theih nadingin thungen inla, na kim na pam ate a nuntak theih nadingun kisil siang zel in. Mi hau khat i suah nop leh sum i zon kul, sum i zon theih nadingin i cidam kul, i cidam nadingin i ann nek a hoih kul, i ann nek a hoih nadingin i hauh mah hong kul kik. Na sih khit ciang mi in pammaih hongsak a, hong theihden ding na ut leh na hih theih tantanin mi sum tampipi leitawi kawikawi in. Na lung a kiat a, sih ut mahmaha kigui-awk na sawm hun ciang na gawl panin kigui-awk kei inla, na khepi pan kigui-awk in. Bang hang hiam cih leh na gawl pan na kigui-awk leh na lua ding hi. Na hih ding hihpah kei in, kisam lo kik kha thei hi. Na lung a len ciang van a aksite ento inla, na ngawng a kham ciang hunsak zel lecin hi mai! Ka lung lenglengin, ann kuang thum (3) ka nek leh kam pah mawk ei! Lunglen ciangin sa meh leng annkam lim veve mawk! Bombisungten hoih, a tam man mahmah lei a i ten leh, inn lam cianga khuambul hoih taka i bawl kibang hi. Hih leitung hun leh nite hong kiheihei in, i ki-itna ten kiam lam a manawh hang, lawm, nang bel kihei se ken, na lu vai kha ding hi! Babel tausang pen kitim ou leh, leitung misem pouh Teizang pau khin-ing ai ve! Na hih khialh pen a hi thei mah hi a, midang mawhsak pen politiciante ngeina hi.

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 Zuauthu bekbek gen di, kuamah kikhem lo di! Mi khat zong application form a fill up na-ah a tawpa min gelh nading a kikoihna mun, sign here kicihna ah Gimini cih gelh vetse. Mi na guk siam lua kisa, ki-atna khan sungah doctor-te in a at laitakun doctor-te wallet na guksak man se. Zu hai mahmah ci-a gen ding bel hi kei. Kum khatin ni nih bek zu dawn hi. Khua phat ni leh khua siat ni bek in! Pu Speaker, tu a i resolution pass uh bang lam tawh kisai hi hiam? Hoih taka na kikep leh kum khat zong damlai ding na hi. Ka pi in ha thum nei lai. Khat a kam sungah, a dang nihte a ip sungah A kipilsak mahmah khat in Italics pen nidanglai Italiante pau na sasa. Ka pian khiat cilin leitung omdan mak sa lua ka hih manin omdan ding ka thei kei a, kum khat leh a lang sung pau zong ka pau kei hi. Gracie Allen. Siam mahmah nei lo. Khatvei vanleng pan parachute tawh a lenkhiat leh leitung pualamah kia!

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Gam khangto leh khangto lo theihna hoih pen ahih leh a khantoh leh khantohloh uh ahi hi. Shakespeare in, Leitung buppi pen limpiahna mun hi a cih pen thukimpih thei mahmah lo, Ahih leh a en mipite koiah tu ding hiam? cise.

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 Zu pen i gal lauhuai pen hi a, ahih hangin i gal lauhuai pen lauin taimangsan ding i hi hiam? Zu dawn kawmin mawtaw hawl kei in. Buasak kha ding hi teh! Nitak in lum pahpah inla, zingsang baih takin tho lecin na innvengte adingin cimtakhuai peuhmah ding hi teh. Ka computer in chess ah bel hong zoin, ahih hangin khut kibuanah bel hong zo het kei! Nang bel siatna na tuak mun uh tawh, a thuakdan zong siam mahmah ni cia! Na mel a siat mahmah hang na lungsim bel hoih lel e! Mi in na tungah hih dinga na deih bangin mi tungah hih sawm sese kei in mihing deihdan kibang kim lo hi. Mi ten a pate nung a zuih leh pastor nungzui, ken ka pa nung ka zuih leh sial zong ding. Nasep lawhcing taktak dingin committee pen mi thum sangin tamzaw kei hen la, a lak ua nih pai kei lai leh. Robert Copeland. Za ngawl khawng baih lua, tulvei phial ngawl zo ing! Mark Twain

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Nungak leh tangval lawm kingai khat phone tawh a kiho uh leh sawt kiho pian uh hi lo dia commercial break bang nei zawzen. Siamah, na thunget laitak Cin Lian Thang mitsi kei ei. Sen leh kik thei leng maw, Lungdam bawl a kigo vawk zunbu(saphuk) sui nuam lai mah sing!

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 Kei bel nong hehsak kei nak uh leh dik mahmah ka hi. Papi khat in, Na dawn zu in nang hong dawn kik ding hahaha.. ut sing e, zu tawh kipumsil thei ding. ka cil phul civetse. Tulai i leitung paizia leh ei Zomite kalsuanziate ka ngaihsutsut ciang Sente paunak in Yinming Wangfi Zing Wong Nkying Minjong Kenjixuan yingfit! a na cih pen man mahmah mawk ei. Ka huanah tangkha tampi ka ciin leh ken tang kha lo! Huihthau (air gun) leisawma a velvel leh a roommate in a geipan, Nang zan thapai lawnlawn hi lo nam ci hiat. Ka hauh thadah, ka pil thadah, ka siam thadah, vantunggam ka tun ding nak leh, tua munah mi khempeuh kikim gai ci lel! En un nupa bangin mite pumkhat suakin a lupkhop uh ciangin a khatzaw teitei gai ding uh hi. Mi nih in sa beng. Sakhi khat mu. A kap ding kituh uh ahih cianga kihehsuahin kilai phot uh. A sakhi nuam vem! Nuinui leng i mit bawk thei, kapkap leng lah i mit bawk thei. Om hithiat ding himai lo dia!

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Tedim a ka min pihpa min bang a le? civetse.

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Tangval zawlleng Tangval khat zawlleng, tawmvei a tut zawh ciang ciahkik sawm pah. A lawmngaihnu in, Nang tawh om leng nuam e, khawllai dih aw, zan zong sawt nai kei e a cih leh tangvalpa nervous pian ahih cianga, Ning pianta veng aw, va ciah phot ning ciin dawngkik vetse. A innkuanpihte a khempa Tangval khat zong a tangval tung lai gitloh cihtak a gi lo, banah khel cihtaka khel lai. Tua leh nitak khat meh dingin voksa kg. 2 hong ciahpih. A innkuanpih ten zong lamdangsa lua uh, Guai i mihingpa uh kikhel ta ding hin teh, ciin lungdam mahmah uh. A zingsang ciang a nu vok ann pia ding a va pai leh a vok uh na om nawn lo!

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A dam nawn lo mi Mi khat in zong nungak hel, ciah hak sim, zan nai sawm le nih kiimin ciah. A inn lampi uah han (cemetery) om citciat. Han a tun ciang lau pian kawma a tai leh a maiah mi khat a pai mu, amah zong kilungnuamsak, Kei bek hi keng ei ci pian. Tuapa gei a tun ciang tuapa in, Kei zong ka damlai-in nangmah bangin lau thei mahmah ing! ci mawk.

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Ngaihno laikhak Tangval khat khualzin, a lawmnu tawh a kikhen zawh kum nga (5) bang pha aih cianga a lawmnu lakam (poetic words) ngiat tawh laikhak, Ngaihno gibang khenna kum khua sawt ta e, Phualva bang hong leng thei hi leng maw, na kawmkal vahkhuaibang dehdeh nuam ing ci hiau mawk. Van ken Sanggam Luseite innkuan khat in mo nei thak. Thanga : E Pu Lian, in mo thar chuan eng nge a rawn chhawm a? Liana : Ram te, thiltihtheina te, ropuina te Meaning of ABCDEFG A=A B = Boy C = Can D = Do E = Everything F = For G = Girl G = Girls F = Forgot E = Everything D = Done & C = Catches new B = Boy A = Again
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(Tangvalte in a lawmngaihte adingin nna khempeuh sep phamawh sa lo uh a, numeite in ahih leh lawmngaih dang a neih uh ciang a hun luite uh mangngilh khin uh) Ciahta ding maw Mi khat zong luck lo lua, khatvei a lawmte khat in khem, Zankim nai 12 ciang hanah nang bek/kia-in pai lecin na nungaknu ding mu ni teh ci. Amah zong lawp mahmah kawma pai. A ngakngak hang kuamah hong pai thei lo. Nai 12:30 hong sat, kuamah hong pai tuan lo ahih cianga cih nading thei lo ciah sawm, tua leh aw khat in, Ciah ta ding maw ci lai ahih cianga lu le taw phawk loin ciah vingveng.

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Nungak leh tangval Tang : Lawm nang bel singtang melhoih teh Lia : Hi mah e, nang bel khuapi melsiat teh! Facebook leh a kim teng ! When a girl accepts your friend request. It means she accepted your friendship, not your proposal. ! When a girl sends you a friend request. It means, she wants to be your friend, not your girlfriend. ! When a girl tag you. It means she want to share her thoughts with you, and not that shes not lost in your thoughts. ! When a girl comments on your status. It means shes just being social, and not flirting. When she like your comment. It means she like your comment, not you. Thu li 1. Nungak mel hoih mahmah office pai dingin kithawi, manmawh lua powder kinuh ding a cih leh haza (toothpaste powder) kinuh kha. 2. Tangval khat a lawmnute innah ann ne, ann nek laitak a nuih leh a nap hong puakkhia. 3. Nungak khat tangval ten a heel laitak a veih teh kha. A lak ua khatin, Na ringtone maw na cihsan ziau.

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4. Tangval smart mahmah khat in nungak hel, a ciah ding ciang a bombi zipper zip mangngilh cih kiphawk. Khantohna zong Tu hun ciang nungak hel kul nawn lo, SMS khak ziau, phone tawh hopih ziau, kitenna mopawi ciang a khuhna hawkkhia-in a mel muh khatveina hipah lian. Khantohna i cih zong a tuamtuam hi ta ei.

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Tangval gi lo Khua khatah tangval gi lo mahmah khat om. Zan vak ciah hak, ann nek lap ngei lo, nna lah sem ngei mahmah lo. A ciah ciang heh nading zongden ahih cianga a innkuan uh buaiden. Nitak khat a ciah leh a innkuanpihte in lupsan khin, bangci bang mahin ci lo uh ahih cianga aman zong, Ciah hak si, zu kham lai, ann nek lah lap man lo na lungsimun nong ci uh ciin heh nading zong teitei. Numeite kam tam genloh kha : Numeite in bang cik kha in kam tam gen lo pen uh hiam? Dawnna : February kha in. Ni tawmpen ahih manin Dotna Bukvei SMS Cingno bukvei/hitang lua, a lawmngaih Thangno SMS khak, U (T)dang aw, kei bukbei lua, innd dah om, ging koimah pai dei lo, nong gai takpi le ong dawh be kei dim lua hi beng (C)dingno Aw, tuaci maw! Thangpi : Cingno, nang adingin ka pumpi kong kipia hi Cingno : U Thangpi, hong theisiam in. Present cihtak lo sang ngei lo hing Thangpi : Tu zan na inn uah maw, ka inn uah? Cingno : Nang na inn uah, kei ka inn uah Thangpi : Na kiangah tutna mun guak a om hia? Cingno : He, guak mah. Ahih hang nang nong tut leh tu a ka tutna zong guak in teh Nervous Tangval khat a lawmngaihnu tawh lampi a kituak vat uh. Nervous lua, a gen ding thei pah lo, Ngeauu ka mat di ci ek mawk.

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Status update dan hit mahmah! Facebook a status update dan hoih! Khat thatlum lian ing....a si tam luang lua!! ciphot ding. Comment tampi hong lut pah ding Kua maw na thah lup bang e.. koi laiah.. blah blah blah... etc. Tua tak teh, Dena ka thahlup pen Namsia hi e ci ziau ding. Kikhek Numei lawmta nih zong ihmut sia lua hi lo dia, zankhat giakkhawm uh, zing a thawh uh ciang a underwear uh na kikhek mawk. Op pah lian Tangval khat in a lawmte kiangah, Zanni zan, inn ka ciah hak leh ka pi in hong tawng vial, kei zong ka heh tawh, khatvei ka suk leh ka pi op pah lian, ciin kisial lala se. Ngai veve Lawm kingai mi nih tu khawm, a lawmpa in a lawmnu a et teh hoihsa lo lua hi ding hiven, a lawmnu kiangah, Lawm, na mel a siat hang ken hong ngai veve ci mawk. A lawmnu in bang ci bangin a ngaihsun tam? Lungsim manglang Lianpu, nang bang na ut a? Officer liandeuh mai Cingbawi, nang e le? Lianpu zi

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Kikhen mai ni Papi khat amah leh amah limlangah nikhat hong kienen, hoih kisa lo lua mahmah ahih cianga amah leh amah a lung hong kia, tua leh a zi kiangah, Ka mel sia lua mahmah, ka lungkia gawpin, kikhen mai ni ci leltak.

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Nungak senior Nungak khat zong senior lua ta, a vaknaah motor truck khat tawh kituak, a truck in zahtaklua aih ciang a back. Gin Lian & Gen Cin Khua khatah Gin Lian a kici khat leh Gen Cin a kici khat zawltai uh. Tua leh nikhat gamsungah pak zong dingin pai uh. Singkung gol mahmah pak tampi a omna mu, a nih vua phukkhawmin hong puk tak teh Gen Cin in, Lawm i sing phuk Gin, Lian taktak ei ciin a singphuk uh gindan thumvei gen. A lawmpa zong thangpai lua, Khatvei Gen Cin, nihvei Gen Cin, thumvei Gen Cin ci-a dawng kik se. Hoihna - vun Mi khat in zong, Tu hun ki-it kingaihna pen pua lam hoih na, vun tung hoihna bek hi in, nungak mel hoih khat a vun hawkkhia leng a hoihna teng bei mang ding hi civetse. Pumpi adingin hoih lo Pasal : Hih whisky dawn ve? Nungak : Na khawl o, dawn kei mai ning. Ka khe adingin hoih lo a Pasal : Mak si e, khe adinga hoih lo. Whisky in na khe bawksak maw, bangci bangin om zel a? Nungak : Pasal zu ka dawnpih simin a sawtna ciang ka khe/kal kaak kul zel a.

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Kidin Tapa : Pa aw, zi nong neihsak pah kei uh leh ka pi tenpih ding ka hi Pa : Mawkmawk, ka nu hi a, zi dingin na neih leh hoih lo ding hi Tapa : Nang zong ka nu zi dingin na nei veve ve, bangmah kong buaisak sese lohpi

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Nangmah hong deihzaw ing Nungak : Ka nun nang hong deih takpi hi Tangval : Bangteng hileh ken nangmah hong deihzaw ing. Nang tawh kiten utzaw ing. Na nu kiangah kei hong mangngilh in na cihsak o Thu ngaihsun thei tangval Tangval khat thu ngaihsun thei mahmah khat zong khatvei hong kap deda mawk. A lawmpa in, Bang hang kap na hia? a cih leh, Ka zi ding mel sia lua ci leltak. Nap tolh Pasal khat in numei khat hoihsa pian, a hopih leh a numei nu kihoihsak lua, hmmmm a cih leh a nap tolh mawk. Mun khempeuh nuam Nungak leh tangval kingai mahmah! Tangvalpa in, Ngaih aw, nang tawh omkhawm peuh leng mun khempeuh nuam hi, cici. A lawmnu in a ngaihsutsut ciang, Buk neu sung bek ahi zong nang tawh omkhawm peuh leng nuam mah in teh, ahih hangin air conditioned inn sungah omin, vak khiat nading motor no khat beek om leh! cimawk. Proposed dan tuam A girlfriend tenpih nuamlua ta, ahih hang a propose dan ding thei pak lo. As they say two is better than one, i hope you want the better (Khat sangin nih omkhawm hoihzaw ci uh, a hoihzaw pen na ut ding lamen ing) cidan aive maizen! Nungak hel Sawtsim a tut khit uh teh Thangpi : Lawm i kikhin ta dia? Khampu : Kikhin leng aive (A tutna uh khin pah ciatciat, ciah sawm nai deksuai lo!)

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Lia & taang A lawmpa kamsiam lua, a lawmnu in cih nading thei lo, cimawh gawp. A sawtna ciang, Nong it takpi leh i Zogam sunga guun/lui minthang thum gen o leh ci leltak. Ringtone Tangval khat in nungak hel. A nungak helnaah a veih teh kha mawk! Tua ciang a nungaknu in, U, bang a hia? a cih leh aman zong, Ka ringtone hi ci. A lawmnu in zong, Na ringtone uih na e cihsan mawk. Neihloh man Nungak : Ka sum neihsate na deih man bek a hong it hiteh maw? Tangval : Hi peuhmah kei, ka sum neihloh man hizaw Sisan tawh laikhak Tangval khat in siamah (nurse) khat hoih sa, ama sisan ngiat tawh laikhak gelhin khak, siamahnu in hih bangin dawng kik : Blood group : B+ Haemoglobin : 8 Sugar level : Ok Fees : $ 50. Sugar Tangval khat zong a lawmngaihnu tawh kimu. Nungakno in English a, Darling tell me something sweet a cih leh tangvalpa in, Sugar! ci ziau. Pasal & numei Pasal in, a deih khat tuak leh pek khat man ahih hangin pek nih pia nuam. Numei in, a deih taktakloh pek nih man tuak leh pek khat tawh lei nuam veve hi.

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Nu leh pa deihloh Tangval khat in a lawmngaihnu kiangah, Nong tenpih takpi diam ci-a a dot leh a lawmngaihnu in, Nang nong deih hang, na innkuanpihte in hong deih kei leh e ci. Tangvalpa in zong, Tua bel man mahmah mawk ai ve ci mawk. Numeite melsiatna hang Lawm Lianpi aw, bang hangin ei Zomi nungakte minamdangte danin hoih zo lo mawk uh hiam? Ei a pasalte mah i kamsia hi lo dia? A kihel ngei lo nungak Nungak khat zong tangvalte hawh ngei mel lo uh. Ni khat kampha bilbelin tangvalte khat hawh sam Nungak : U, bang vai? Tangval : Nang hong hel e! Nungak : E he! Ei bang mizawng, daipam, mitngau, lubawk, hatok, samkil peuh hong ngai kei ni cia Cihdan tuamtuam Tangval khat zong a lawmngaihnu kiangah zawlthu gen ngam pak lo, a sawtna ciang, Nong ngaih leh ka cihtak, nong ngaih kei leh ka ciamnuih civet se! Freeee Nitak khat lawmpa in a ngaihno kiangah, Boih aw, tuzan free teh maw, i vak diam? a cih leh a ngaihno in, Free mah, nidang manh hong la(charged) ngei peuhmah ka hiam? ci vetse. Nungak leh ngalkhat Nungakte upa (senior) deuhdeuh leh a sam tom deuhdeuh. Ngalkhat a upat deuhdeuh leh a ha pak deuhdeuh.

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Lawmngaih neihloh hanga hamphatnate 1. Sum hong leitawi om nawn lo ding. 2. Inn a nu leh pate tottot a om nawn lo ding. 3. Za, zu, khaini, kuhva a kipan gim namsia pawlkhat zakha nawn lo ding. 4. Van leinaah lungnuam taka pai thei pah ding. 5. I u leh naute a telsiam ding ut a mai etetnate bei ding. 6. Kimuh nading munah hun laploh ciang kisuanlahna om nawn lo ding. 7. Niangtui sai, game sai, internet sai, beer sai khawngah kisam lopi a paipai kul nawn lo ding. 8. Online tutman, phone kiho man sumte nuam tuam mahmahin, na deih khat leizo pah ding. 9. Lawm le gualte tawh suakta tak leh lungsim siangtho taka a kikhawl thei pah ding. 10. Mi kuamahpeuh suakta takin hopih thei ding. 11. Hih danin na puansilh ken, hih danin na nik tengin, cih puansilh dan a kipan hong saisai om nawn lo pah ding. 12. Mel hoih, mel hoihloh cihte buaina om nawn lo ding. Kizemden kul lo. 13. Lungzuang khuangaia sun le zan hun zatna pel ding. 14. Lawmngaihte hanga lungsim natna leh buaina tuamtuam tawh kipelh pah ding. 15. Lungnuam takin zan ihmu thei ding. Bonus : Zuau gen tawm tuam ding. Guaktang maan A boyfriend kiangah, Guaktang a ka kizaihna man na muhnop leh ciin lai-ip golpi a piak leh a lawmpa lawplua. A hon pah saisai leh X-RAY a kizaihna man na hi leltak! Lungkia lo Tangval khat limlangah ki-enen, a tawpnaah, Vak veve ning ci leltak. Bang thu ahi diam maw?

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Kiten theihlohna Ken zong deih, ka innkuanpihte in zong deih, ama nu leh pa in zong a pasal dingin hong deih uh ci-a a gen laitak a kianga khat in, Tua bang ahih leh bang hanga kiteng lo ci. Aman zong, Nungak in hong deih lo hi ven cisuk ziau. Aklui leh akpi ki-date Aklui in akpi a delh kengkeng laitak bang ngaihsun uh hiam cih leh : Akpi in, Ka nawh tai lua hiam, ka dam tai deuh diam ci. Aklui in, Delh phak leh nuam cikim, delhphak kei leh exer la hi mai Excite Nungak khat leh tangval khat kingai, a lawmnu lo kuan hong ciah, seng pua kawm. A lawmpan zong a seng sunga buhhum lawnglawngin, Lawm, hih na buh puak, vam (vaimin) hia?!! civetse. Excite i ci ta teu zong! Ommah vak (Thangno in Cingpi hel sawm) Thangno : Lianno, na U Cingpi a om na? Lianno : Om mah vak Thangno : (lungkim lo kileh kik) Om mah ci, vak lah ci, a bangci hia maw!? Gamtat kilawm lo Lawm Thang, bang hangin na lawmnu laka pan na lungkia kik hiam? Mi lakah a cin pet zel a Aw, tuabang khawng. Nungak tampi in zong tuabang khawng ahih uh hi lo maw, tua bang maimai, lungkiat nading bangmah om kei Tua bel thei mah ing. Ahih hang aman a khepi cin hi lo maw a peh zel sese

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Naaksia dapdap Nidang lai khua khatah misi om! Misite innah sawm giak ngeingai uh. Tua leh zan, mi ihmut khit teh khat pan nungak khat khoih dan hih tuak! Nungaknu zong hong awng veva mawk! Asawm giahpih tengun bang thu om hi ding, ciin hong tho ngeingai, meipi hong vak uh. Tua leh lawmpa zong tai nading dang om tuan lo aih ciang a kawmzawl tungah luai geigai in naaksia dapdap mawk. Nei lel : Tua banga ka tanu neihsun zi dinga na deih, a man ding kong nget zah uh nei ding na hiam? Tangval : Pia zo e. Nangmah bek hi kong deih ci ahih cianga tua ama deih, a kisam bel nei lel ing Pa Nget kul nawn lo Tangval khat in, Feibuuk (facebook) ngai mahmah ing ci, Bang hang maw? ci-a a kidot leh aman zong, Nidang lai-in nungakte kiangah a man(photos) i ngetnget hiven, tun bel feibuuk ziau leng a hoih nono ki-en thei ci mawk! Lampi dang om lo A lawmngaihnute innah palai a sawl zan uh va hawh. A lawmngaihnu pa in, Ka makpa uh hih ut taktak maw? a cih leh aman zong, Ut lua lo e, ahih hang tua bang lo a na tanu tenpih theihdan ding lampi om lo a ciin dawng bak.

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Phal leh phalloh Nungak khat zong mi tuikhuk khatah tuipek sawmin a kiangah a puan teng phelkhia. A tuikhuk neipa in na en gige. Tui sungah tuaksuk a sawm laitak a neipa in, Tuipek phal hi lo na ci. Nungak zong heh mahmah, Na phal kei leh bang hang ka puan teng ka phel ma-a gen lo a cih leh tuikhuk neipa in, Puan kiphel maimai pen kikham lo hi na cihsan se.

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Genkhol lo Tapa : Pa zi hong ciahpih ing ei Pa : A bangci, hong genkhol beek lo a! Tapa : Nang zong na zi neihin nong genkhol-a hia? Pa zi hoih i cih koi bangte ahia? Pa : Na nu in hong kham zawh nawnloh cianga na kitenpih pen zi hoih hipah hi Sin lian Hoih na sak simsim, na ngaih giauguau khat in na sinlai luahden hen la, nang zong a sinlai luahden mawk lecin Na Sin Uh Lian Ngel Vem!! Mak se le! Tangval : Darling, kei pen pasal na kiss masak pen ka hi hia? Hi mah ning maw? Nungak : Hi mah cia. Mak ka sak mahmah pen, pasal ka kiss khempeuh in hih bang dotna hong dongden uh hi veh aw! Ka pasal kiss masakpen na hih banah, kikiss siampen teh! Kongkhak leh veih Nungak khat leh tangval khat in video en uh. Tangval in be-li lim nek lua hi ding hiven ki-ip zo nawn mahmah lo. A lawmnu kiangah, Nau, mentapa in a kongkhak a hon phei ciang hong uih mahmah ding hi ci. Mentapa in kongkhak a hon laitak a huih khah lian. Tua leh hong nam pah aih cianga a lawmnu in, U, ai mah ve, nang hih kaa (film) en khin maw? civetse. A ngaklahhuai lo Tangval khat in a lawmnu kiangah, Aktui dawp a kong dawp ci dep sam. A lawmnu in, Sikkeu tawh nong sat ding ngaklah mahmah khang ei ci pah.

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A nu in a ngaihsut a tapa Khatvei tangvalno khat, a nu gual ding nungakpi khat tawh kingai Nu : Lawmlawm, nang sanga uzaw, na nu gual khat tawh nong kingaih zawzen, zum lo maw? Tapa : Nang gual ahih leh pha dawm lai ei Nu : Ham lua ta hi lo maw? Tapa : A guh peh ding lah hi lo a! Nu : A guh peh ding hi kei mah. Ahih hangin kikhawngtuah kha le uh cin na guh moizaw ahih manin na sa zaw ding hi teh Tangval zi deih Tangval khat phalbi naita ahih cianga a nu kiangah zi ngen kineih, Nu aw phalbi lah naita, kawi ding alum hilhialte khat deih ing a cih leh anu in, Himah ei bawi, va bazal ning ei ci. Hong ciah ciang, Bawi aw, hiah na deihte hong puak ing ci. Tangval in a et leh buangnai tuilumbawm na hi leltak. Theihak a sa a tanu Nungakno khat khuaval pianin nitak kikhawm ding cih leh vaksuak thuah thei zel ahih cianga a nu in taii, Hih dan pen hoih lo hi, minsia ding hi teh, kidawm in a cih leh a tanu in, Nu nang kei hun ciangin tua dante thei pan maw?cise. Teel khial maw, khial lo Lian aw, Toyota car khat leh na sangkahpihnu koi deihzaw? Tua mawtaw khawng tawh hong tehsak kei o, amah kan a ka deih om kei ei! Tua leh a nih in ngah kei ni ciai! A bang dia maw? Tua mawtaw nei peuh le cin na lawmnu zong a ngahsa hi mai!

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A zak vetloh Thangpi leh Cingno khuanawl a mawngkung nuaiah kikawi khinkhiana a tut laitak uh Thangpi nuailam pan Kiu cin hong ging keuh. Thangpi zong a it mahmah Cingno maiah kisuang lua ahih cianga cim nai lopi a ciahpih. A zing a thai ciang zong hawh ngam nawn peuhmah lo. Cingno zong a lungzuang lua. Thangno nidang banga a hawh kik ding ut ahih ciang a laikhak, U Thangpi aw, na damdam na? Ken hong phawk lua hi veng, hong hawh ve. Ih maw U Thang, nung a mawngkung nuaia pen maw ken za lo kai maw by Cingno ciin. Hih haklua zaw A na mahmah ding ka sak hiven, ka lauhna sang na nuam gawp lel e Bang maw? Ha ha haaa... Banga? Hong gen in (Sawtpi a nuihnuih khit ciang) Ka biang a tangsiat sal

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Kuan a deihzaw tam Tangval khat in a vengte kiangah, Mo deih mahmah ta veng aw a cih leh a veng ten, Zi zong nei nai lo a mo koi ci deih seisai na hia? a cih leh tangval in, Hi kei veh aw, ka nu ading a ci hing ci kiau. A nu maw a kisam amah, cih zong kithei zo nawn kei ei.

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Malaysia fashion! Malaysia gam pen i theih mah bangin Muslim tamna gam hi napi, Mikangte kizemdan a lan mahmahna khat ahih manin nungakte la kiphuah bang hi leh Nungak khat hong paisuk, Ninja sa phial ing, puan tualpi silh, a mit bek kidawk! ahih kei leh, Nungak khat hong paisuk, a puante cilbawl mah si, a sungten khuhzo lo dektak! kici phial ding hi. A nuam mahmah lo pawlkhat 1. Zawlhel masak zan. 2. I love you/Keng hong it hong ngai kai ve cih gen masak laitak. 3. Ken ngaih dang na neikhin kai ve hong kicihkik laitak. 4. Nihgel ngabang lenkhop laitak mangpha kikhak kul (hunin hong ngak lo) 5. Itna ngaihna thu i gengen laitak aklui hong khuang beba zong hong vak-hatsak tawh kibangin nop lua kei. Thangbawi leh a kel Thangbawi zong thadah lua, nna sem nuam ngei mahmah lo. Khatvei a nu in, Thangbawi, na kel ann ding beek zong ve a cih leh Thangbawi in, Kei kel ahih leh zuak ning ciin vaksan ziau. Pata kam kihilh Papi khat in a tanu gei-ah, Nungak ding kithawi panpan lawmngaih khawng kipan nuam lai, naupang nono a cih leh a tanu in, Ka nu sangin ka kum tamzawta e cihsan ziau se. A upalua a zi Mi khat in amah sanga kum 5 khawng a upazaw zi in nei. A lawmte in a zi kum tam salua uh ahih cianga, Lawm na zi a kum tamlua ta hi lo maw a cih uh leh aman zong, Ken a guh pet lo ding ciin dawngkik ziau.

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Tanu tungsunni bang : Ka tanu pen tungsunni bang hi : A bang ci dan in maw? : Zan ciang mang vingvengin, zingsang ciang lah hong kidawk selsal zel! A nuam pen : U Mung, na Yongon pai bang nuamsapen na hiam? : Bus tunga tuan mah nuamsapen ing : Bang dinga maw U Mung, kigak sa lua lo maw? : A kigak teng mah hi ven nuam ka sak

Lunnu Mung Lunno Mung

Style Nuta khat om. A tanu University kah. Kha thum (3) zawh ciang innah hong ciah, a sam khawng kiilsak mang, cinsanza, muksanza leh make-up tuamtuam tawh kizem gawp ahih cianga a nu in, Ka tanu aw, na omdan bang dan hiam? a cih leh a tanu in, Nu, style hi ei cihsan ziau. Kha 6 khit ciang innah ciah leuleu. A puansilh, a niikten na tuam keei ahih cianga a nu in, Hih dan puansilh niikten bang dan hiam? a cih leh a tanu in, Nu style hi e cikik leuleu. Kum khat hong sawt ciang a tanu ciah leuleu, a gil vah mahmah ta ahih cianga a nu in, Ka tanu aw, hih zong style maw? cihsan bek.

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Khel pil Piteek khat dam lo gim mahmah, Pasian kianga hih bangin thuum, Topa Pasian aw, hong damsak kik mahmah in. Nong damsak leh ka bawngpi (cow) zuak ningin, a man teng nang ka hong pia ding hi ci. A thuumna bangin damkik takpi, a damkik ciangin a bawngpi it kik mawk! Tua leh hih bangin a bawngpi zuak hi : A bawngpi leh a zawhngeu (cat) zuakkhawm, a bawngpi pen 2 dollar mansak, a zawhngeu pen 2,000 dollar mansak. A leite in a nih a lei teitei ding, ci. Tua banga a zuak leh khawng takpi. Tua leh zawhngeu man 2000 dollar aman tangin, Pasian tungah a bawngpi man 2 dollars pia ziau se. Khauhpai Camp bawlnaah pasalno honkhat a kheltat mahmah om. Gupkhiatna ngah thei lo uh, camp hun lah a man ding hita. Siapa in tangvalnote gupkhiatna a ngah ding uh deihsak lua ahih cianga zan khuain Pasian thu hilhin kikuppih, zing khuavak dong tangvalte gupkhiatna ngah thei lo. Siapa zong a hehsuak ta hi lo dia, Topa Jesu note adingin singlamteh tungah hong si, na uploh, na san noploh uh na neelsan, na tawvang uh liak un cisuk gawp mai.

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Kisikna lamdang Pastor khat zong, ni khat a hun beisate ngaihsun kikkik. A ngaihsutsut ciang a beisa huna a bawl mawhnate a kisik kik ding sangin, a bawl khakloh mawhnate a bawlloh kisikzaw. Apa kiang zuan hi Khua khatah tangval khat in zu dawndawn, a sawtna teh zu gui-in si. Sihvui hun zatnaah pastor pa in, bangci bangin hehnepna ka pia tam maw? ciin lungkham simsim hi. Vangam nuam Pasian kiang zuanin pai hi cih ding lah hi thei lo, A pa dawimangpa kiang zuanin pai hi cih ding lah hi lo leuleu, ci-in, a tawpna teh, I misipa pen a pa kiang zuanin a pai hi cih kammal bek zang dan hi tuak. Maisak Papi khat kipiangthaksak lua mahmah, maisakna tawh kisai bang, mihingte mawhna Pasian in hong maisak a thupina leh mihingte in zong maisakna a nei ding i hihna thu gen ziahziah, Ka zi in hong angkawmsan leh ut sing, maisak nuam lua ing ci zawzen. Thungetna Nungak khat, mi theih (popular) ut lua, phone khawngin kihopihpih leh ut. Ahih hang kuamah in hopih ngei mahmah lo, tua ciang aman zong thungetna khat nei, Dear God, please make sure those people who dont want to call or SMS me, lose their handphone (Topa aw, hehpih takin kei hong phone nuam lo leh SMS hong khak nuam lo peuhmah a handfone uh mangsak in) civetse. Innveng hi lo Pastor : Pi Topa Jesu na thei hia? Nupi : Ka innvengte hi leh thei mah ning

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Lawi leh hellgam Papi khat a lawipi mang hiau. A lungkham lua, a kiang a singkung sang penpenah kahto pah, thungen in kiko pah, Topa aw, hell gam na kek in. Bang hang hiam cih leh, ka gan pen mi in hong guksak hi. Tua hi in hell gamah mi hong kibehlap ding hi ciin ngen geu. Um lo Siapi khat in khuata khatah Vision tawh kisai thugen, Na biakinn mai vuah inn lianpi, a golpi tak hong piang ding ai ve, na um ngam uh hia, hong piang taktak ding ai ve a cih leh a maiguala naupang khat in, Um khang, piang kiak ci mawk. C.C .O.C C.C.O.C hun lai khua khatah Gospel va tung uh Q : Gospelte kuate a? A : C.C.O.C te hi Q : Si ti, Si o ti, Si ti leleu ai a tihna a? Dawngkik thei nawn lo cimawh lua. Evan vrs piteek Evan. : Pi aw, Jesu Gumpa leh Honpa in na san leh vantung gam nuam tung ding hi teh, cih lungdamna thu hilh ding a hong pai hing ei Piteek : Tuazah taka manpha lungdamhuai hi leh hong hilh kei nu teh, khuanawl a sihzo kung pona/omna mun zong nong hilh noplohpi uh

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Khuak hi khin lo Pawlpi sumkempa leh upa khat in pawlpi sum sitna (audit) nei uh. Upapa in a tuattuat leh man thei mahmah lo: Sumkempa : Lawmlawm, tua lawmlawm hoih tak a zong gawm thei lo, na lu gol mahmah hi lo maw Upapa : Hong vua kha ning, a veka khuak sa maw!

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Biakinn mun ding Pawlpi khatah biakinn lam ding vai tawh kisai meeting om. Tua leh upa khat in, Guai, i biakinn mun ding e leh a cih leh khatpa in, I biakinn mun ding pen khuanawlah lam leng a centre pen tam maw ci ziau. A uk hak mahmah Siapan pulpit tung pan, A neu mahmah, a uk hak mahmah bang hiam? ci-a kikhawmte a dot leh a nung kiu khat pan, Ka tupa Thang Khan Khual ci mawk. Siapa in bel leii (tongue) a cihnopna ai ve. Maisak thei veve Thugentu khat in, Jesu in numei angkawm nangawn a mawhna maisak hi a cih leh mipite lak a papi khat in, Ken zong mi zi angkawm maisak thei lua ing, kei zi hi kei peuh leh ci hiau. Piangthak Mi khat zong a pianthak tungin, nak cihtak lua mahmah ahih cianga tukpeng a suih ciang zong kuamah khem nuam lo. Kel cing Pastor khat in thugen, Mi in pastor a sep uh ciang tuucing bang e. Ken pastor ka sep ciang ka kep mite kel(goat) bang e ci mawk.

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Kisik Mi khat in, Pastor ka sep khakloh mahmah kisik ing! Leitung mun tuamtuamah vakvak ding! Mi ten hong ngai mahmah ding! Ann lim nono ne lai ding! Puan hoih nono silh lai ding! Nasep tangtang lah kul lo! Lovegift ngah ziahziah lai ding! Vangam tung lai ding ci mawk. Pastor lote vangam tung lo ding ai diam maw?

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Thugenpa leh a ngaite Mi khat in Pasian thu gengen, a man ciang a thungaite khat in, Thu khat gengenin, uphuaisak mahmah mawk ci hithiat. A dang khat in, Hong umsak dekdek mah ei ci. Khat leuleu in, A piang thei lo ding khat, a piang thei ding bang a gen thei se ci hithiat. R.C topa leh Seventh Day siapa Roman Catholic topa khat leh Seventh Day siapa khat meileng tung tuang khawm. Ann nek hun ciang R.C topa in voksa tawh ne liahliah. S. D siapa kiangah, Nang voksa duh lo maw a cih leh S. D siapa in, Topan phal lo hi ci. R.C topa in, A limna thei le cin maw cihsan ziau. Tua leh a pai nading uh hong tung uh. S. D siapa a zi a tate in dawn, tua leh R.C topa kiangah, Nang na zi na tate e a cih leh R.C topa in, Topan zi neih deih lo hi ci. S. D siapa in, A nopna thei lecin maw cihsan kik ziau. Mi na a gu ngei vive Khatvei khua khatah Pasian nnasem thugen siam mahmah khatin thugen. Ka pian pan kipan mi van limlim gu ngei vet keng a ci tengin khut lam a cih leh kuamah in lam lo. Mi mawh, mi khial vive omkhawm na hi uh maw ci a thugen ziahziah. A nunglam pan tangval khat in, Nang na gu ngei hiam? a cih leh aman zong gen ding thei nawn lo. Bengngong tuiphum Pastor khat in mi tuiphum ziahziah. Tua leh bengngong khat zong phum dingin a kiangah hong ding. Pastor in zong dotna dong, Topa Jesu Honpa leh Gumpa in na um/sang hiam? a cih leh bengngongpa in za thei mahmah lo. Nihvei thumvei a gen hangin za thei tuan lo, Bang e cici ahih cianga pastor zong a hehsuak gawp. Bang e, na cih bangin tui kong phum hi ciin tui sungah phum sukziau.

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Good Friday A zanin zu kham lua ahih cianga Good Friday zing nai 11 kiimin tho khia, a tawhlet uah a dakkhiat leh kikhawm tuak, a ciah lamte en kawmin, Puanvom silh tam se le, tuni misi kua a..? ci mawk. Kilamdansak kul lo Thugen siam minthang C. H Spurgeon in Pasian thu sin naupangte kiangah thu a gen laiin thugen leh melpuakzia a poimawhdan hih bangin gen hi, Vangam tawh kisai na gen ding uh leh vangam khuavak in a tangsak bangin nuihmai hiuhiauin na om ding uh a, na mit khawng uh thupina in a vaksak bangin na om ding uh hi. Ahih hangin hellgam thu na gen uh ciang tu a na mel omdan uh hoih khom mahmah hi ciin. Theihdan kibang lo Phatna leh biakpiakna la, Vana Pa aw, nang kong pahtawi uh hi a sak ziahziah laitak uh Luseite khat in na galzak, Enge nita ngai! Vanapa an bia ta em ni!? (Vanapa pen pasalpha(ngalliam) minthang khat hi, amin taktak Thangzachhinga hi a, Vanapa pen aneu sapna uh hi). Teci pang Pawlpi khatah mi tampi takin teci pang ziahziah. Tua leh khatpa zong a lawmte teci pang ziahziah a muh ciang amah zong lawp khia gawp pong. Teci pang dingin pulpit tungah va ding, mipi lam a et leh na tamlua aih cianga gen ding thei nawn lo, Nu aw, ngiaunguau aw ci-in kumsuk lel tak. Sumpi nei lo tangval Tangval khat a lawmte kiangah kipak taka thu gen, Khatvei ka kikhop leh ka sumpi ding om lo, hun man teh ka sumbawm ka et leh thawl khat man na cianlai bilbel civetse.

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La sak nop tuamtuam Kum 16 - 20 Nang kong deih hi, nang kong deih tawntung hi. Kum 20 - 25 A ut khempeuhte, a ut khempeuhte hong pai thei. Kum 25 tung Hong paisan ken migi Topa, midangte kiang na ban bang mah, kei hong kheng kei in. Lapawl sa ding : Dawwwwww. : Sheh! Na kam uih

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Kikhawm ngei lo pa Mi khat zong kikawm ngei mahmah lo ding hiven, khatvei kikhawm, a tawp uh ciang a lawmpa in, Lawm i kikhop bangci na sa a cih leh aman zong, Ka upmawhlohnapi ah Pulpit om cihsan ziau se. Inn thungetna Inn thungetna khatah hun a zatkhit uh ciang inntek ten ann nek ding vaihawm uh. Pawlpi upapa in ann nek thungetna leh lungdamkohna nei. Thunget man lian, mipi in amen ci lian. A lak uah kihel tangval nih in, ann kham man lo uh ahih cianga Laih-puai!! ci mawk. Topa thupha! Papi khat in, Tanu nih bek ka neih uh hang, makpa 7 tak nei ta ung Topa thupha hi ci zen veh aw. Teci Kawlte piangthak khat zong Zomite kikhopnaah teci pang, Topa min phatin om ta hen a cih ding pen, Topa hoih takin om ta hen! cimawk.

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Gospel team Lawmta pawlkhat zong a khua uah cialpi pan piangthak uh. Lawp lua uh ahih cianga, gospel team khat bawl a, khua tuamtuam vak kawikawi ding lunggulh uh. English-a a gospel team min uh phuak ut sese. A ngaihsutsut uh ciang, Jesus For Chirst Gospel Team cih ding khensat uh. Thugen Thugenpa : A telsiam dingin Topan thupha hong pia hen Anunggual pan : Nang zong a gensiam dingin Topa in thupha hong pia hen! Satna tam thuakpen : Jesu hanga satna tam a thuakpen kua hiam? : Khuang!

Q. Ans

Sunday school exam Sianu : Jesu bang vari mualah si hiam? Naupang : Kal Itman Paisan Lawm Zogam, Zomi ka it ci a, bang hang a, gamdang kipai sansan ai tam? A ki-it luat man hizaw ei Ki-it leh kitai sansan ding maw? Topa Jesu in zong hong it mahmah ahih man leitung mite adingin a nuntakna hong pia ve Tua tawh bang kisai a hia? Vantungah hong kahsan veve ve-leh!

Khup : Piang : Khup : Piang :

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Khup : Piang :

Kha sum Lawmpa : Sia, na khasum bangzah? Siapa : Tulnga leh gensiat!

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Thungetna Papi khat nilai nitak kikhopna hunpan thungen dingin hong kipan, Aw Topa, tuni na Nipi siangtho (phawkkik vat) pana sim tohtoh ni thum ni ci pian nong! Deihlohpa Pastor : Na pianthak kei leh Hell gam tung ding na hi Thangpi : Hell gamah zong hong kideih kei in ciai, ei bang mi gi lo! Lenggahzu Pastor thak khat zong nekkhawm bawlna makaih hih tuak. ...Tua ciangin Jesu in lenggahzu hai tawh la-in balnen a peuh ci zanzan. Fair takin Football suih kuana striker pa thungetna Aw topa ka langlam ten zong hong zo nuamin na kiangah thu hong ngen ding hi. Nang adingin zong a kuazaw zosak ding cih na lung ka ding ahih manin, tuni pen hong kigawlh vet kei phawt inla, ko le ko fair takin hong kisui nung, Amen! Upmawh bang Mi khat, zu hai luain, luinawlah dingin thungen - Topa aw, hih luitui, zu in hong piangsak ta in! Amen ciin thungen. A mit a hahkhiat leh bangmah kilamdanna om lo. Tua ciang, Ka upmawh mah hi! ciziau. Lungkim mahmah.

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Nitak ann Khua khatah Pasian nasem pawlkhat pai. Nitak simin lungdamna thu tangko den. Thugenpa in, Vantunggam pen Ni tang tawntung a, Ni tum ngei lo hi a cih leh a thu ngaite laka khat in, Ni tum ngei lo ahih leh nitak ann kine hak mahmah ding ai ve maw na cihsan hiat!

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Koiah pai ding Pa Hang : Sep ding na neih kei leh Lai Siangtho sim ve Thangpu : Lai Siangtho gelh behlap ta uh hia? Pa Hang : Tua bang na cih na sih teh koi-ah pai sawm na? Thangpu : Sih khit teh kipai thei lai maw? Pa Hang : Na ci lai ve Topan deih Guta khat in a siapa kel guk sawm. A khihna khau a sut khiankhian laitak Siapa : Heih! Ka kel koiah kaih sawm na hia? Gutapa : Topan deih hi! Theih sunsun Mi khat in Lai Siangtho a lotngah sunsun gen, Topa pen ka tuucing pa hi a peuh ci zanzan! Free gift Chrismass pocket money ding akpi khat gu. A zuak kawikawi leh khawng zo mahmah lo. A lungsim hong zang, a jeans pheituam khat free gift a cih leh khawng zo sam! Thunget baihsak Ka vengpa thunget dan Pasian in i gennop teng thei lel, ci ziauin thu a nget ciang, Aw Topa, a ngei mah ci ziau. A huankhangpa leuleu, baang tungah gelhsa-in suangvet, a lup ding ciang kawk ziau! Na kihemkhia o Pasian pen mun khempeuhah om hi, kici ahih cianga sa beng khat in sa a kap ding ciang, Topa Pasian aw, nang pen mun khempeuhah om na hih manin, ka thau mai pan na kihemkhia in ciphot zawzen!

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! !

La Ka la deih mahmah ka mangngilh theih vetloh pen bang hipak mah a le? Cise!! Lam et bei ka om lai cih, lawptakin sa ding! (a sak khit uh teh, a nunglam pan)Dai Dide Zan Siangtho hot takin la makai ten hong pan vo! Ding un, ding un a cih la, tutsa-in sa vet se!

Nu thumang Nipi sang sianu khat in, Vangam pai nuam teng khut lam a cih leh naupang teng phial in lam uh. Naupang khat in lam lo ahih ciang a sianu in, Bang ci-a nang lam lo na hia? a cih leh, tua naupangpa in, Ka nu in Nipi sang thusin na man phet un hong ciah pah in maw, hong ci a ci ziau. A kitaiden tangval Khua khat Pasian thu-ah lawp lua uh. Kikhop leh fellowship cih bang pen khanglaite adingin pelh lem lo, khatvei pelh pen khialhna dana kituat liang hi. Tua bang kawmkalah tangval khat kikhawm ngei mahmah lo, a lawmte in, Lawm aw, kikhawm ni e a cih ciang aman zong, Ka kikhop simin hunzangte in kei hong taitai uh ci mawk. Mawh maisak Lawmte khat teci pang, Adam leh Eve in ka mawhna khempeuh hong maisak ahih manin!, civetse.

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Dotna leh dawnna Lai Siangtho sang khatah English sia khat in a naupangte kiangah, Adam leh Eve kuan bawl hiam? a cih leh sangnaupangte laka English kisiamsak khat in, Ken thei ing ci depin mangpau a hong dawng luanluan, hih ci dawn kik, Adam and Eve created God ci zen!!

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Biakinn zong a tung zo lo Piangthak cil pawlkhat gospel a khua khatah pai uh. Pianthakna lo tawh vantunggam lut theihloh ahihna thu lim gen mahmah uh. Papi khat in, Kei pawh, vantunggam genloh, biakinn zong tung zo mahmah keng e na cihsan mawk. Taksang lo Nupi khat in thungen hih tuak, Dawimangpa leh a pawlte ka hawlkhia hi. Kawlgam pualamah ka koih hi. Tuipi taw ka denna hi. Hong kileh kik nawnloh nangin Kha Siangtho tem tawh ka bansat hi ci kei, thangah lua. Tua leh a lawmpa khat in a nawlkhat pan, Tua zaha hih thei na hih leh that lum khin vet ve, hong pai kik nawn lo pah ding hi ven na cihsak ziau. Theisiam leh hoih lel Thugen : Abraham in Israelte San Tuipi kantanpih hi Conduct : Mosi hizaw lo maw? Thugen : A kua peuh hi leh a ngaikhiate in a theihsiam nak leh phamawh kei Topa Jesu bang Puteek a si dekdek khat a lupna kiangah a tate in tutpih uh. Puteek in zong, Ka sih ding ciangin ka tak lam leh vei lamah ukil leh politician khat tuak na tusak teitei un ciin a tate kiangah gen. A tate in, Na ut nak leh phamawh kei. Ahih hang bang hangin tuate nih sese deih na hia? ciin a dot kik uh leh puteek in, Jesu banga migi lo nih kikalah sih ut hing ciin dawng kik. Kiciamsakna lamdang Pastor in kitennaah kamciamna neisak. A numei kamciam hun hong tung, numei kiangah, Numei aw, na pasal in sihna manna tuak leh a tang dingin kei nong tel thei diam? ci geuh se.

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Thumanna hang Naupang khat biakinn kikhop simin a pa ang sungah cingh mahmahden hi. Nupi khat in, Bawi, biakinnah dai dide a na om theihden hong pakta mahmah ing a cih leh naupang in, Biakinn sungah hong tawi kawmin ka pa ihmu pahpah a, phawng kha leng inn panin hong sat zel ding ka lauh manin a dai om khikhe hi ing cise. Thaman Pastor khat in vantungah a thaman ngah pen leitung a dam lai a Haimual ka a hawl zelzel pa tawh a teh ciang a ama a neu sa lua. Peter kiangah a va complain leh Peter in Nang thu na gen teh mite lusu, ihmu hi den, hih in mawtaw a hawl teh mi in thungen hiven na cihsan hiau mawk. A innkunun kibang Siamah : Jericho kulhpi kua siatsak hiam? Naupang : Kei hi lo kai maw sianu A siamahnu in zong hi kei lawmlawm deuh ei ciin, naupang i a nu kiangah tua thu a gen leh naupangnu in, Ka tanu pen tua cimah ai ve, na khatpeuh ama hihte hih ci, ahihlohte hi lo ci ciin phatbawl sawnsawn lai. Siamahnu in zong hih peuhmah tawh hoih ken ciai ciin a pa zumah phone set leuleu, Na tanu in tua hong ci in, a nu kiang ka cih leh lah tua bangin hong dawng ziau mawk ven ci-a a gen leh a pa bel patau lua ta. Tua leh bangzah bei ding a hia? bangzah bei ding ahia? ci saisai ta leuleu. Nu leh pate pawlkhat zong..

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Jesu hong paikik ding Pastor : Jesu a sawt loin hong paikik ding hi. Na um uh hiam? Mi khat : Um keng! Hong pai masak lai vuakgawp, satgawp, leh sihna dong thuak hi. Hong paikik ngam nawn ken teh!

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Pianthakdan ci tuam US khuapi khatah Mikang nuta lamsiau hialhial hih tuak. A tapa in Mom, let go over there, Let go khut kawk teta san ci hihtuak. Tua leh, tua naupangno kawkna lamah Pa Let Go in na za hiau.(Pa Let Go pen tuani tektek banghiam khat a bawl khialh ni hih tuak) PLG : Ah mawk, mikang naupang nangawnin ka min tawh hong kawk teta vial, Pasian in ka bangkim hong naktel si-in teh maw ciin pianthak lawh lian. Amen Galkap khat a duty laitak lusu kha. A bupa in mu citciat ahih cianga va pai cingtengin a lu a sat vat leh galkappa in Amen ci seisai. A bupa zong kisuang kik, thum kik keei. La batsak Biakinnah sumpi kidong. Pia in, hong dim ding hi cih la sa uh. Tangval khat in zong limsak mahmah dep. A kianga nupi khat in, Na la batsak na hi maw, lohkik ding mangngilh ken maw ci ziau. Kua khial zaw Pastor khat in pulpit tung pan, Jesu hong pai baih ding hi, Jesu hong pai baih ding hi, Jesu hong pai baih ding hi ci ziahziah. Tha ngahlua ahi diam, amai lamah kikhawhsuk suakin pulpit nuaia mihon tute lakah tu. Pastorpa zong kisuang lua, a sukkhakte kiangah, Hong maisak un ciin a thum leh nupi khat in, Sia aw, nang khial kei teh, ko hi ung a khial. Jesu hong pai baih ding ci a awngawng napi cin, Jesu pai nading lampi ka na awngsakloh khak uh hong maisak in ciin va leh thum kik zawsop.

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Lom - 5
Naupai A tanu naupai cih thei khia, heh lua. Kua hiam a pa sam pah! ci. A sap vua leh mihau mahmah na hi citciat. Hong tun teh : Tangval : Kei khialhna hi, naupai dingin um lo hing Nungak pa : Na tenpih pah kisam! Tangval : Tenpih thei lo ding hing, ahi zong a kep nading $ 10,000 kong piapah ding hi. Nau a suah ciangin nau minin ka companyte laka khat ka koih ding a, a sangkahna leh kisap khempeuh ka sik ding hi. Ahi zong nau kisia leh bang i ci tam? Kuamah pau lo khawl dide, tua leh ... Nungak pa : Na hih pha kik lel kei de!

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A ciahnuampa Mi khat zong a pu si. Sidelh leh sigal kitatsat loin omden. Mi khat hong pai, a pu sih vai dong. A dang khat hong pai kik, dotna ngeina mah dong kik, adang khat hong pai, dong kik zel. A gensa teng mah gen kikkik ahih ciang aman zong cimtak mahmah, a sawtna ciang, Ka inn uh hi kei leh ciah nuam mah sing e ci ek.

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Tu : Pi :

Pitu kiho Pi, ken a guh pet zo Ken hong pakta lo, a guh ka kheuh ding bei

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Laikhak Ka tapa aw, hih laikhak ka gelh laitak koiah om na hiam? Ka at laitak in Zu-Esi-Aye na tungta hiam? Hoihtak om in maw. Khualak khawngah vakvak ken maw, bawngek khawng na sikkha dinga koh hong sawpsak thei lo ding ka hi uh. Na pai zawh i bawngpi nihvei hukin khatvei zong gai nai lo hi, bangcih ding i hiam? Na omlai na pute bawngtal tawh i bah pen mah hi. Nong ciah ciang bawnglong ding zong hong pua in. Zanni in na pi in a ak hunna lamah i akno a gial pen ciang tawh satlum khain innnuaiah na phum ung. Nidang a na lawmte tawh na sial kineihna uh veihnamkhaute tua lamah a om hiam? Tukum i khuaah guahzu khol kei. Khuavengte kiangah zong zu lo hi. Ni sa mahmah hi. Khatveivei guahzu zel bek hi. Na lup ciang na khe sil siangzel in. Mi gam ei khua bang lo ahi. Ko zong kong pai mengmeng na ding uh hong vaihawm mengmeng in. Na mangin nong muh leh hong hopih in maw, hong ngai mahmah ta ung. Na nau ten zong hong phawk mahmah hi. Na pa zong a vaimimgau nekna a ha kawmah vaimim hawng tanglai hi. Tua lamah a holhna a om leh hong pua in. Gennop tampi tawh hunsak ning. Na lup ciang ihmu pahpah in. Lai pen na nau hong at hi a, ken ka gennop teng ka gen hi. A man lo a om leh a sim dan na siam mai in. Ka mit zong hat nawn lo a, ka gennop teng zong kizom thei lo hi. Ka phawk masaksak kong gen hi. Hong it, na Nu. Tawldam Lian : Ka paneu zong nungkal in khamuang takin tawldam ta hi Khual: Aw, na paneu a cinat zong kithei lo a, poi mah si Lian : Ka paneu bel dam e, a lawmnu zaw hi a si

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Ngaploh khat Kuan ka tapa beng hiam? cia kiko keei. A ngaploh khat in, Keimah hing ei ci. Tua leh aman zong, Thu a man kei vua leh bel bet zel ding himah cimai! Tho zo lai Nupa kiteng thak khat zong a kiten ni zing khangma kha uh. A thawh uh ciang a innkuanpihte ann ne dingin na kithawi ta uh. Amau zong kisuanglah sim pian a va pai uh, zi neipa in, Hong lap lo dektak kai ve vua maw a cih leh innteek pan, Eee.... kisuanglah kei vo, zan nitak na hu-ging uh pan bel ken a tho zo ding a zong hong na koih nawn lo ci mawk! Dotna man lo Nu, bangci a ka pa sam a kiat Aman a ngaihsutna tamzat lua hi, bawi aw Ahih leh nu, nang na sam tam si e le Thang Khan Khual, na homework manlang takin va bawl!

Khual : Nu : Khual : Nu :

Kitenna zawh " # Kiten zawh kum khat sung pen, a pasal paupau in, zi in ngaingai. "# Kiten zawh kum nih teh, a zi paupau in, a pasal in ngaingai. " # Kiten zawh kum thum ciang, a nihun paupau uh a, a veng ten ngaingai.

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Kua ta A zi muangmawh den keei khat in tapeng(twin) a neih lamuh a phawk ciang zato innpi zuanpah. Nauneihna ward sunga a zi lum hithiat lai pen pangbetsuk ek! Banghang i naungek nih pha thei hiam, a khatzaw kua ta hiam? cikeei zen mawk!

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Khut lam gol Tapa : Pa, ka thung-ip giklua veh aw Pa : Na khutlam(handwriting) gollua hi ding aive Ding ngei lo Innkuan khat member thum bek pha uh. Innkuan hun hong bawl uh, pa pen hong ding to, Mipi maiah ding ngei mel kei ing cih tawh thugen hong pan vetse. To nih nna kisem thei lo Khatvei ciamnuih siam minthang Mark Twain kiangah, Zi khat sanga tamzaw neih a kikhamna Lai Siangtho sungah a omna mun na thei hia? ciin dong uh. Tua ciang Mark Twain in manlang takin, Kuamah to nih sila hikhawm thei lo.. (Mat. 6:24) na cihsan ziau. Leitung hellgam Sauveipi sung khua phawk lo-a a om zawh ciang a pasal in khua hong phawk. E, koi munah om ka hiam? Vangamah maw hellgamah? hong ci. A kianga tu a zi in, Hih laiah ka kiangah om ciai a cih leh aman zong, Huiha hellgam mahah maw! ci ziau. Kidophuai A lawmnu in la sa, a lawmpa in zong bangci ngaihsut ahi diam, Kaampha zen hang ei lawm aw, ei pen la sak a nek zawng hi leng nitak ann huan ding i neihloh hun tamin ciai, a cih leh a lawmnu ciah pah vingveng. Nupa kitawng : Zawl-ai hong pia hi limlim niteh, nang bang pasal gina lo tawh ka kiten Pasal : Zawl-ai piak ding nei leng nang heuh kuan hong pia khelkhel di Zi

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Tapa Nu Tapa Nu Tapa Nu

Mi 500 val a uk-pa : Hallo, damdam maw nu? : Pasian hehpihna tawh dam ung, na omna lam a nuam zel hia? : Nuam lel ei. No bangbang sem, ka pate khawng a dam uh hia? : Ken bel bangmah sem khol keng, tulai tak na pa khut nuaiah mi 500 bang om ei : Aw, hi maw, ka pa in bang sem a? : Na pa in han (misite kivuina) cing hi

Pata kithuhilh A tapa vakkhia ding manlang taka paikhia mu ahih manin a pa in zong kam vaikhak : Bawi aw, hong kik in. Na vakkhiatna leh na damsung adinga kisam mahmah kong hilh ding hi. Hoih takin ngai inla, mangngilh ngei kei in. Theih ngeiloh tawh phe na kap peuhpeuh ciangin cut masa den in maw. Kul Papi khat Kawlpi-ah bawng lei dingin pai. Bawng neipa in a bawng pen kyats 20 in zuak, ahi zong sawmnih ci loin kul cimawk. A leidingpa in, Tam man lua, tam man lua, kul na cih sangin sawm li, sawmnga ci ve ci. Lei loin a inn uah ciah kik. Inn a tun ciang a lawmnu kiangah, Bawng pen tam sa lua uh, kul ci aih manin kong lei kei hi, ci. A lawmnu in, Kul a cih pen sawmnih a cihna ahi ve na cihsan hiat.

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Nu Tapa Nu Tapa Nu Tapa

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A gai sa Bawi, tho ta ve Niangtui minta maw? Bawi, nahtang na duh na? A kheh sa maw? Bawi, zi na deih ta hia? A gai sa maw?

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Daap leh vokno A inntung uh keh aih cianga a zi in a pasal kiangah, Daap va lei dih ve, innsung teng kawt hi lo maw ci. A lawmpa zong daap lei dingin paikhia pah. Tua leh a huan khang ten vokno na discount uh, iplah lua lei suk giap. Ciahpih pah lanlan, inn a tun teh a zi in, Na daap e a cih leh, Hih vokno tawm manlua aih cianga hong lei mai ing ci. Tua leh a zi zong heh lua, Khu pah o leh ci ek dan aive! Tax Gamkhangto a tungkhinsa pasalte, a zi neih uh meet kisa lua (tax exempted conditionally) uh ahih manin a zite uh a zawlna/khimna a, Phualva bang, ciampel kei ni cih la sasa uh ci veh aw. Kiteng ding Tapa : Nu, ka U Khual leh a lawmnu kinam (kissed) Nu : Bang phamawh a hia, a kiteng ding hi ta lel ven Tapa : Nu, tua leh inn nasemnu leh ka pa kiteng ta ding cihna maw? A innkuan sung uah bang a tung diam maw? Nupa kitawng : Kei hong tenpih lo hi leteh bang na ci zen tam? Nek ding nei loin si lo ding na hia? Pasal : Nang hong kitenpih lo leitungah millionaire nak tam lua! Zi

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Monu ek Tangval khat in zan cianga a bawngpi (cow) uh va lupkhoppih zel. Zingsang khat a pa in bawng ek hahsiang, tua laitak a tapa in, Pa aw bang sem na hia? a cih leh a pa in, I monu ek hahsiang hing e bawi ciin dawng ziau. A tapa in bang ngaihsutna a nei diam maw?

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Huan, thuk Papi khat zong lo pan ciah, a gil kial lua ahih cianga inn a tun teh ann bel a et leh ann kihuan nai lo, heh lua, a innkuanpihte kiangah, Huan, thuk! civatse. Na zi Pa : Ka ta, bang hang kap na hia? Tapa : Na zi (a nu) neih taakin hong vua hiven! Pata kihona : Na exam na uah na pass hia? : Pa aw, fail zel ing : Tupan kipan na sangkahna a na fail kik leh pa zong hong ci nawn kei in After 3 month Pa : Tutung na pass ta hia? Ta : Khual Za Siam (apa min) ka fail kik zel Pa Ta Pa Nidang lai tangthu Pu aw, bang laibu sim na hia? History bu hi, bawi aw Ahih lohpi pu aw, nu le pa (sex) bu ai ve leh Kei adingin history ahi ve

Tu Pu Tu Pu

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Khedap thak Tangval khat in khedap thak khat lei in bulh ngam vet lo. Tua leh a lawmte in, Nang bang hang na khedap thak bulh ngei lo a cih uh leh tangvalpa in zong, Suang in sun gawp ding hi ven cihsan ziau se. Nihvei bulh : Pa, nong khedap leisak lianlua : Bawi, nihvei bulh na suah mai di aw a cih leh a tapa a lungkimthei sam.

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Nokia charger Nungak khat a lawmpa tawh kigu/kitaipih uh. Ni thum{3} khit ciang a inn uah ciah kik, a pa lungkim lo lua, Bang hanga hong ciahkik na hia? a cih leh a tanu in, Ka nokia charger pin neuzaw pen koiah om a hia? na cihsan ziau. Nupi kician Cingbawi nu : Tuni i inn vengpa in i hai kung tungah ka kah man dia sum 500 hong pia Cingbawi pa : Mihai, na niiksungten a muhnop man aive Cingbawi nu : Awi bek ing, ken niiksungten teng se lo! A man lian e. Kam kisawl U zaw : Nau, kam hong sawl ci ken la, tui hai khat hong va suah pak dih ve Nauzaw : U, hong nial ci se ken la, nang le nang va kisuah mai ve Dictionary Naupang : Nu dictionary hong leisak ve? Nu : Banga zat ding na cih maw bawi? Naupang : Theihlohte et nading Tua tak ciang a nu in leisakpah ziau... nikhat Nu : Bawi, tunitak meh huan ding ka thei het kei, khatvei lama theihloh etna bu hong en dih aw

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Pata kam kisawl Naupang khat zong kamsawl uk lua. Khatvei a pa kam sawl, Pa tui hong suak pak dih? a cih leh a pa in, Zum lo maw, naupang nono, na pa khawng kam nong sawl ngam, hong saat/vua ding ka hi a cih leh nuapangpa in zong, Ahih leh vua dinga nong pai kawmin tui hong suah ve ci veve lai.

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Control kisam a pa zi Naupang khat a nu in vua/zeep, hehlua inn kongah a tut beubau leh a pa hong pai Pa : Bangci na hia bawi aw? Nuapang : Na zi control deuh o! Tical 80 Papi khat voksa zuaka a pai leh lamkal a mi khat in dong, Na voksa tawi khat bang zah a hia? a cih leh a zuakpa in, Tical 80 cipong. A dotna leh a dawnna bel man thei mahmah, ahih hang a dongpa in, Voksa tawi khat ciang bangzah man a hia a cihnopna hizaw, tua bangin dong leh, Rs. 100 bek hi ci lel ding hi ven. Cidam leh Papi khat in zong a innkuanpihte kiangah, Tukum bel ei innkuan, i ci a dam leh puksi thei ni cimawk. Na sem ut lo, a nek bekbek ut uh ahih man hi ding hi. Innkuan bucing Innkuan khat tam lua uh. Innteek pan a innkuan kikhop na uah, Min phuahsa ten min phuah nailohte na simmawh hetloh ding uh kong thum phapha hi a cih kul dep! A pa kipak lo Mi khat zong a neulai a hapi po, nuam lua a pa kiangah, Pa kei ka ha po ta, en dih ve a cih leh a pa in, Kipak khang ei, ann beisak maimai na cihsan mawk. Vanpi veih Tu hun ciang huihpi nung peuh zong min kiphuak pahpah cih a theih ciang, nupi khat zong a veih deih taka tha, puak kaihkaih ahih cianga, Tu-a pen Vanpi Veih hi ei ci kheh demdam sam.

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Cihdan tuamtuam Papi khat in a tapa kamsawl, Bawi i huankhang ten va hawh inla, Pa Thang aw, na dam kim tek uh hiam? Ka pa in hong phawk peuhmah hi. Khatveivei hong hawh zel buang ve ni uh cin, va ci inla, a hei uh hong kawm suak pah in maw civetse. Saakong Thangpu leh Khual zong a lawmta un nitak khat, ann nek lim nading ciin saakong (zu dawn) uh. A innkuanpihte un a zu dawn uh thei uh ahih cianga ann ngawlsak zawsop uh. Met kei vanglak uh! Papi lung-am A tapa min tel pak lo, Thangpi aw a cih leh a tapa in dawng pak lo aih ciang a, Cingno nu, Thangpi minpi bang hi pak mah a le a cih leh a lawmnu in zong Hmmm Sian Za Khai hi ei civetse. Naupang kamtam Khua khatah pata khat in a zing zasan ding uh saphelh/ saho khat a neihsunsun uh bawlbawl. A pa in, Bangbang ahi zong zingsang ciang saphelh meh ding hi mai ci. A tapa in, Pa, Pasian in lem a sak leh ci ve ci. A pa in zong, Pasian in lemsa in lem sa kei leh meh ding hi mai ci. Zan a ihmut kal uaha a saphelh koihna uh kia, a sapelh inn nuaiah kiasuak, ui in na neksak zawmah lai. A tapa in, Pa, Pasian in i nek ding lemsa lo hi ding hi maw? a cih leh a pa in, Naupang kamtam, na kam cip ci giap. Underpant : Pa, ka underpant a taw vang ta, a thak hong leisak ve? : Bang a na gengen, kei a bang a gui (elastic) bek om lai ai ve

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Lungsim laih nai lo Nupa pawlkhat in ngaih aw hong ngai lua ing, hong phawk lua ing kiciden uh. Papi khat in a kiten zawh uh a lawmnu kiangah khatvei zong gen ngei lo. A lawmnu in, Thangboih pa aw, hong ngai nawn khol lo na hia? Itna kam khum hong gen ngei kei si cia? a cih leh a pasal in, I kiten tungin khatvei, hong ngai ing ci ing, ka lungsim ka laih leh hong genkik ning ciziause. Kigui-awk Tangval khat in a nu kiangah sum ngen, a nu in pia nuam lo ahih cianga gui-awk kineih, a lei a taklamah dawkkhia veva. Tua leh a innkuanpihte hong pai, a pa in, Ka mawk, kigui-awk ten a lei uh veilamah siakhia hi lo a maw! Bangci taklamah siakhia veva mawk a a cih leh tangvalpa in zong a veilamah laihkik vat se! Elevator Papi khat leh a tapa khuapi-ah pai, elevator mu. Tapa in a pa kiangah, Pa hih bang a hia? a cih leh a pa in, Thei het lo ciin dawng kik. Tua laitak, piteek khat ciangkhut tawh hong pai khuamkhuamin tua elevator sungah lut. Tua zawh minute nga ciang tua elevator sung pan nungak kum 23 gual, a melhoih mahmah khat hong pusuak ahih cianga papipa in zong a tapa kiangah manglang takin, Pai, na nu va sam mengmeng! civatse.

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Tawldamzaw Naupang : Pu, no na tangval lai un Tedim khe tawh pai zel maw? Pu : He, khe vive tawh hi ka pai uh Naupang : No gim lo maw, khe vive tawh, mawtaw lah tuang ngei lo Pu : Khut tawh pai sangin tawldam zaw sam e

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Lawmngaihna & nupa " Nungakte in pasal a neih masiah uh mailam ading lungkham tawntung uh hi. " Pasalte in zi a neih masiah uh mailam ading lungkham lo uh hi. " A zi zat val a thalawh zote pasal lawhcing ahi uh hi. " Tua bang pasal a muzote numei lawhcing ahi uh hi. " Zatval a nei pasal a mu numei khempeuh lungkim tuan lo hi. " Zi nei lote sangin zi neite a khan uh sauzaw hi. " Himah leh zineisa ten nuntak cimtakzaw uh hi. " Kitotnaah numei ten kam nunungpen tangden hi. " Pasal in a thukkik peuhmah leh kitotna kipanpha leuleu zel hi. Kiamna zatui Zi hoih in suangmanpha sangin manphazaw pek a, a pasal pahtawi siamin lungkimsak hi. A nik siingten toin thanuam takin lum kik hi. A pasal adingin kiamna zatui ahi hi. Pata kiho : Tu kha sung, na sum zat tawm het kei mawk ei! Ka tangval lai a ka sum zat tawh kibang het kei ei : Nang na pa zawng. Kei ka pa hau!

Pa

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Bang a hia? Tangval thum nalh deuha kizemin nungak no khat va hel uh. A sitting room uah a tut uh leh a nungaknu pa in, Bang ci leng ci nai vua, pawlpi vai hia na ci. Nungak hel lo a ciah kik ziau uh.

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Ann ne dinga kizawn Thangpu : Lianpu, ann hong nekpih o, khatvei sunsun nong hawh Lianpu : Deih nai keng ei, kei zong ka ann nek sawt nai kei Thangpu : Hong nekpih hoh o, tuni mehlim hi Lianpu : Ne vo, ne vo, deih nai keng ei Thangpu : Aksa meh hiven, ne hoh ve (Inn mailamah tuikhuk om aih cianga Lianpu zong khutsil dinga va pusuak, innteek ten a ciah ding sa) Thangpu : Mangpha na man o leh! Lum, phen Khua khatah nupa khat om. Nitak lupma deuha a pasal in, Lum, phen! ci. A veng ten lawm ten bang hih ding uh ahi diam maw ciin a bang uh pan a etsim uh leh lawmte mitza kinuhsak ding, a pasal in phen a ci na hi leltak. Sepkhialh kidin : Innah manlang taka ciahkik kul. Ka istiri zat off lohin mangngilh ing. Inn khawng kang thei kha ding hi : Pa aw, lau kei in, ken zong ka tui zat off loin nusia ing. Kang sam ken teh

Pasal

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Kidawphuai Khatvei papi khat in a vok uh zuak sawm. A leidingpa tawh kihoho uh. Tua leh papipa in, Rs. 12,000/- in la mai ve maw ci ta. A lawmnu in na za kiau ahih cianga, Tawm mansak lua teh, Rs. 15,000/- beek ci o a cih leh a lawmpa zong hong kilamdang lak, bang gen hiam cih leh, Numei aw, nang a kisai lopi nong pau manin hih i vok pen en zuak loin, i lawmpa in hong zuakzaw ding hi. Pa Thang aw, bangzah in hong pia ding na hiam? ci mawk.. kamtam zong.

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Pata lawm zon dan : Thangno aw, ken na zi ding vaihawm sawm veng e Tangval : Eh mawkmawk, kei deihte bek tenpih ning ei pa Pa : Aw hi maw, tua na zi ding bel Bill Gates tanu hi ven Tangval : Eh pa, na cih bangbang hong mang ning ei (Tua leh Thangnopa zong Bill Gates kiangah hong pai) Pa : Hi, Mr. Bill Gates, ken na tanu tawh a kituak ding tangval khat mu hi veng Bill Gates : Oh, ka tanu pen naupang lai lua hi ven Pa : Aw hi maw, tua tangval pa pen, World Bankah Vice Chairman hi ven Bill Gates : Aw, tua ahih leh hong sang ing ei (Tua khit ciang WB Chairman pa kiang ah hong pai leuleu) Pa : World Bank Chairman aw, tulaitak Vice Chairman panmun ding awng ahih ciang, tua mun tawh kituak ding khangno khat ken mu hi veng W.B Chairman : Tu laitak tua sanga a kisamzaw panmun tam peuhmah hi ven Pa : Aw, tua dan ahih takin, tu a ka muh pa bel Bill Gates makpa hi ven W.B Chairman : Aw, tua ahih leh kingah ei, kingah ei {Na khut sungah bangmah a omloh hang, positive attitude na neih nak leh a piang thei lo ding om lo hi.} Pa

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Zi Pasal Zi Pasal Zi Pasal

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Ut khial Thukizakna(newspaper) hi leng ut sam ing ei Bang hang maw? Ni sim na khut tawh hong tawiden ding hi vecin Thukizakna hi lecin hoih mahin cia Takpi maw? Nisim a thak neiden ding hi veng!

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Tu mawkmawk lo Papi khat in a zi leh a tate kam sawl ziahziah, amah tutna tungah kingam hithiat. Tua leh a zi in a mit-hem pianpian leh, A tu mawkmawk hong sa kei vo, sum ngah nading limtakin a ngaihsun hing civetse! Leitunga ut pen Papi khat zong hau pian ahih cianga a tate a deih peuhpeuh leisak zo kisa hih tuak. Nikhat a tapa kiangah, Ka tapa aw, leitungah bang utpen lai na hiam? a cih leh a tapa in zi deihta ahih cianga, Zo-vok ci ziau. Niangtui leh thangkhuai Mi khat zong a pan nusia baih. A pa gal dingin mi hong pai ziahziah. Aman zong a nu huausim, Nu, hih mite, niangtui leh thangkhuai a duh man hong pai hilel in teh ma te ci mawk! Pheituam gak Naupang : Nu, ka vun sang ka pheituam gakzaw Nu : Zuau, zuau, zuau Naupang : Pheituam teng leng kitu thei lo, pheituam teng kei leng kitu thei hi lo maw Aklui mang Innkuan khat zong a aklui uh mang. A pa in a kankan leh a tapa in ama guk ahih lam gen. A pa zong a hehsuak lua, cih nading dang thei lo, Tua ahih leh zingsang simin nang khuang pah o ciin a tapa khuang dingin seh pah. Mo thak Mo thak khat a melsia lua, a teknu in phat nading thei lo, banah hopih nading dang thei pak lo ahih ciang a, Bawi, la beek na siam maw? cise!

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Hehpihna Thangno : Cingno aw hong ngai mahmah ing, kei hong ngai lo na hiam? Kong ngaihna kumkhua sawt lua ta, hong hehpih lo ding maw? Cingno : U Thangno aw, ken mite ka hehpih na hang tawh tun ta 3 nei khinta ing Pata kihona Tangvalno : Pa, mawtaw ka hawl thei dia? Pa : Na mark tawmkhat hong hoihsak phot. Lai Siangtho hoihtak sim, na sam zong tomsak phot Kha khat sawt khit ciang.... Tangvalno : Pa, ka mark zong hoih mahmah ta. Lai Siangtho zong sim ziahziah ka hi maw Pa : Na sam a sau lai ngel ve! Tangvalno : Tua bel Jesu, Moses, Samsonte pawlin zong a sam a sausak ve le Pa : Tua bel dik ei! Jesu, Moses, Samsonte zong a painop nana uah a khe guak uh tawh pai ei, nang zong pai o! Nawizu manphatnate Huan kulse lo. Zawhngeu in tuah thei lo. Nip nihniah sungah om se. A moi a ham in deih kim. Khat na lei leh khat free.

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Zite thuhilh Pa Thang : Ka zi bel cih nading mahmah om kei, thu hilh leng a bil langkhatah lut-in, a langkhat lamah pusuak kik pah Pa Lian : Lawm, nanga phadawm ei. Kei lawmnu bel a bil nihah lut-in a kam pan hong pusuak pah!

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Pau khial A vengte temtawng kawm dingin a pai leh aksa na meh uh, a gim nam vauvau. Duhgawh pian hi lo dia, Nu Dim, na temtawng uh nong nesak thei dia! oh hi lo! hi lo! na aksa uh nong kawmsak thei dia! Tragedy : Thangno nu, bangci a tua banga na khitui luangluang a hia? : (Kah aw in) Laibu, a dahhuai mahmah sim ing a : Bang laibu a? : E, na bank passbook

Pa Nu Pa Nu

Datkhe Tapa : Nu ka datkhe tang (torchlight - battery) bei, a lei nading sum hong pia ve Nu : Den keei, koiah om a hia na datkhe? Tapa in a nu datkhe pia Nu : Bei nai peuhmah kei e, a lian peuhmah lai ve Vok kilaisak ding Tapa khel mahmah khat in a vokno uh zuaksim sawm, vokbuk pan a lakkhiat laitak a pa in tuakkha citciat A pa : Bawi, bang hih sawm na hia? A tapa : Ka lawmpa vokno tawh kilaisak di! Om lo maw? Pasal khat in a sam tansak. Inn a tun ciang a innkuanpih ten, Na sam tan a nang om lo maw? na ci uh. Bang ci tan ai diam maw? Hehnem siam Pa: Ka tapa, khasia kei o. Mi ading zawngkuhpi na hi phial zong, kei adingin ngaupi hi lel nai cipong!

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Lungkim kul Tapa : Pa, sum thupina hong gen ve Pa : Lel tak. Sum nei hi leng nungak hoih khat tuak lek ding kai ve. Tun, sum nei lo kaih ciang, na nu mah tawh ka lungkim phot kul Duhloh leh phalloh Tangval gi lo vakthap khat inn tung, annbel hong Tangval : Nak hehhuai, vaimim leh ga bek A nu : Tua zong ne kha kei ni ciai! Pum Kap Papi khat zong a tapa inn pan hawlkhia Ka pa ciin zong hong sam nawn kawh ci ta. Nitak ciang a tapa zong a gilkial lua, innah va paikik, a pa ann nek va mu kha citciat hiveh o. Kawngkhak pana Pum Kap, lim baak na cia! va ci mawk. Ta taktak Nidanglai Malaysia pai masate, a nu leh pa theihloha a pai om hih tuak. Innlam a phone uh ciang Malaysia paipa : Nu, kei hiing ei A nu : Tua leh, en vok bangzah nei Tangval muangmawh Tangval khat zong a innkuanpih ten muangmawhden hivem. A zingtho phet a pheituamnuaizaw (underpant) puak sim aih ciang a, a pa in, Het bang gukkik sawm e cimawk. Factory khat om cih thei lo ahi diam maw! Pa pau thei lo A ta ten a pate pau thei lo uh. Nikhat ann ne ding a kithawi, a pan a tate kiangah, bawi kawlsiing(zasan) va lo sin cia sawl in ata in kawlsing va lo mawk!

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Hehnem siam Tangvalno khat zong vom lua dan ai ve. Sanginnah a lawm ten ko-den ahih cianga aman zong a pa kiangah, Pa ka lawm ten mivom hong ci a cih leh a pan Phamawh lo, tozaw di, tozaw di cih san ziau. Sik aktui Papi khat zong a inn uah kipasalsak mahmah. A innkuanpihte heh theih nadingin phin den keei. A lawmnu bang khatveivei vua thei zawsop. Nitak khat zu khamsa a ciah, a innkuanpihte phin kik, No khawng, nna zong hong semsak lo a kong vaksa, aktui dop a kong dop na hi uh a cih leh a lawmnu in zong thuakzo nawn mahmah lo hi lo dia, Nang aktui, sik aktui hi lo dia cihsan ziau. Pata kihona : Lawmlawm, nang mahmah hai diak si teh, Abraham Lincoln nang kumzah a phak in tan 8 ong (pass) ta hi lo maw? Tapa : Pa, Abraham Lincoln nang kumzah a phakin American president sem ta! Pa Bawi Naupangno pau thei tung ding kuan khat, bawi ciin kisamsam ahih ciang a tua naupang no in bawi cih mah pau thei masapen. A gil kial leh bawi ci, a zun suak leh zong bawi ci, heh leh zong bawi ci, a nu zong a sap ciang bawi ci ta zen. A gai tam maw Tangval khat zingtho in, zana a gamtat teng ngaihsunsun hih tuak. Tua leh ama zak khopkhop ding bek a, A gai tam maw! a cih leh a nun na za in, Kua maw na cih ci pah hi tuak. Khuaktai ka sak, I vok civetse!

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Mo thak : Thangno aw zi na neih hun luata hi, lawm ngaih na neih leh hong ciahpih mai ve maw. A kua a kua ahi zong ko na nu na pa ten hong nial lo ding hi ung (Zingsang ciang monu maizum pian lupna khan pan pusuak ngam lo, Thangno nu leh pa zong mo thak mu nuam lua Thangno roomah lut) Pa : (deihtak kiko keei) Heee.. a nipi na hi mawk ve le! Pa Veih Tangval hon khat zawlleng, tua leh khat pan a veih teh mawk. Den ciang hong uih mawk leh , cih lauin a kitheihngawh ma-a ciahsawm. Tua leh khat pan na thei aih cianga a khedap langkhat na selsak. Tangvalpa in zong samsam keei, a muhzawh mahmah nawnloh ciang dongta mai. A lungsim sungah a veih bekbek om ahih ciang a, Lawmte ka veih langkhat na mu uh hia? vaci kha puk! Sabeng nawn lo ding leh a zi Sa beng tuahsiat banah a zi tawh a kitenna zungbuh mangsak zawmah lai. Inn a tun ciangin a zi in, Nang zong hong mangvet lo cin a, gamvak nawn ken kong cihcih na thei na a cih buabua leh papipa zong limtak hong kingaihsun, Hmm... kei lah gamvak nawn kei ning, nang zong khua lakah vak nawn ken ci suk ziau. Nidanga a gen ngamloh gen nading chance hoih mahmah ngah lian.

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Sianthona Nipi ni zing kikhop pen khawk pastor in gamdang mi hong tonpih ahih cianga kikhawm ding khempeuh lawp uh, nupite bang zong powder tawh, lipstick tawh kithawi keei. Upa khat in a lawmnu sawt kithawi sa pian ahih cianga, No, numeite, na lungsim uh siangtho peuh leh a pua lam puah

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kul kei ci, nawh gawp. Kikhawm. Tawp ciang upapa in khawk pastor leh gamdang mi pa a inn uah niangtui dawn dinga sam, a zi zong niangtui hong tawi kiaukiau. A pasal mah leuleu in, Bangci na nianghai nin si e, sawp lo maw? a cih leh a zi in, A sung limtak ka sawp siang hi, ci a dawng ziau! Phone nambat A tupa : Pu aw, na Phone nambat uh bang ai ta? A Pu : Sangkua, then zanga sawm sagih, tul zanih sawmnih leh zakhat sawmkua (9570220190)! Kisaktheihna X-Prostitude (a kizuak ngei nupi) in a tanu taii hih tuak. Hong tuaci simmawh het kei o aw lawm, tu a i teenna inn zong ka lupsa a ka lam ai maw! ci ngiat zen!! Pata lo hawh Pata khat lo hung ding a pai, lo a tun uh ciang vaimin gau em ding a cih vua leh mei pua kha lo uh. A pa in a tapa kiangah, I buk vengte kiangah meigit va kawm in, ci a sawl. A tapa in zong, Pa i vengte kiangah ka pai kalin kei ading vaimim gau limci mahmah khat na emsak o maw! a cih leh a pa in zong, Mei om lo ci a vaimim gau bangci em ding, hih singkhuah am tawh hong deng ning, va tai mengmeng in ci. Nong emsak kei ding leh pai kei ning a cih teitei leh a pa in a gei a singkhuah am tawh deng phei takpi dan hih tuak!

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Phat khial tuan lo A lenglapa kiangah a tapa a phat samsam laitak a tapa hong pai Pa : Bawi 2 le 2 gawm bangzah? Tapa : 3 Pa : Khat (1) dawkkhia kik leng bel himah aive!

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Apa Nang Apa Nang Apa Nang Apa Nang Apa

Pata kihona : Nang aw, bangbang hileh Tedim cimtak ta ing, Kawlah taisuk ni, na-ut hia? : Hai vai e pa : Bang hang maw? : Khanglui ten mihaite suk tai, mipilte to tai ci hi lo maw pa : Kamtam ken! Aisa a pi pheivak, a no vakphei kici hi : Ha....ha....ha....ha... : Bang hang hong nuihsan na hia? : Aisa a pi pheivak, a no pheivak hizaw lo maw pa? : Na theih leh na theih bangin om

Si masa puan tuam Khuadam lua zan puanza kicing lo hi ding hi ven, a nu kiangah, Nu tuzan si nuam ing cikhia mawk. A nu in, Mawkmawk ciai, bang hang maw? a cih leh a tanu in, Aw, a si masa puantuam tang kici hiven cimawk! A pu thuvai khak tawpna Puteek khat zato lum. A ni tum hun hong cing ta. A tu a tate a gei-ah om ngeingai uh. Tua laitak a tute laka khat in, Pu aw, bang hong vaikhak nuam na hiam? ci-in a dot leh puteekpa in, Tu a ka korea movie et pen a tawp dong na en suak unla, kei nung hong zui masa penpen in a ban teng hong gen un maw ci, cise ei guai. Zu : Ka tate hong ciah masiah zu dawn nawn kei ning A lawmpa : Na tate koi laiah pai a? Pa : Zu lei dingin ka sawl laitak hi Pa

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Kitheician : Bawi, ka tapa aw, na zi ding a hoih mahmah zong ni maw? Tapa : He. Aimah ve pa, nang nei khial pian na hih cianga maw! Pa Phamawh sa lo Na zi in na driver pa ngaisim, zanitak kitaipih uh ei a cih leh, Phamawh kei e, a mawtaw hawl thei lel ing civetse. Sam tom leh sam sau Pata zong a thu uh kituak thei mahmah lo. A tapa pen a sam sau, thu mang lo leh gitloh cih taka gi lo lai. A pa in zong, Na sam sau lua, tua hang a gi lo leh thumang lo hi ni teh a cih leh a tapa in zong, Nang zong na sam a tom a, na dik tuan kei ve leh cihsan ziau. Inn, kong lam a nga Papi khat zong inn lam hi vaw. Inn a lam khit ciang a pute khuaah va zin. A pu in, Thangpu, nang inn lam zo ta maw, na inn uh koi lam nga a? a cih leh aman zong, Kong lam nga ci ziau. Amau inn bek ahi diam maw kong lam a nga inn! Pua kawikawi ding maw : Na nu a cina amah bek nusia a hong pai maw? : Kuan cina paina peuhah pua kawikawi zo ding!

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Pata kihehnem siam Mo thak khat in veih sangkha zenzen. A pasal hehlua a inn lam uah ciahkik dingin sawl. Mo thaknu zong ciahkik dingin kithawi keei. A pa in va pi, a pa in hehnep ding dan thei pak lo ahih cianga, Na pasal in veihsan a phal kei leh hong ciahkik mai in. Ei innah i ut bangbangin sang ziahziah ni civetse.

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Penglam leh naupai Nu Vung Penglam : Nu Vung na gil sunga bang ahia? Nu Vung : Nau ai ve Penglam : Nang amah it lo maw? Nu Vung : It mah lo dia Penglam : Na it leh bang hang a ne na hia? Gil sunga om khempeuh nek sa kha hi ding hi. Gen nuam lo Kamtaite : Innteekte kong hong hon pak dih vevua, khual pan hong tung lian hi ung Innteekte : Bang a hia, nai khat bang satta a? Kamtaite : Gen ding thupi mahmah khat om hi veh aw Innteekte : Bang a thupi, zu bei, a sum a om leh zong hong hon kei nung ciah le uh teh meet zaw nu teh ciahciahciah Kamtaite : Zu deih hi kei ung, gen ding thupi mahmah khat nei hi ung, i hi ci gen lualua ding nuam kei veh aw Innteekte : Nuam lo cih bang om ken teh, gennop na neih uh leh gen pak unla ciah pah vo Kamtaite : Aw hi maw, na tapa uh khualzinnaah mawtaw kibung in si ei! A nuam diam maw? Sa meh ni Naupang lawmta nih kiho uh. A khat in, Lawm tuni ka pi uh si, ko sa meh ding a cih leh a lawmpa in, Aw dah bek keng, ko zong ka pu uh si dektak ta cihsan ziau. Nuta kihona Tapa : Nu, kei tuzan ka mangah singkung tung pan kia Nu : Lai kia ding na hi ve maw ka ta, dah lua ve hang Tapa : Kei a dawn dong kah to kik!

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Puteek Siapipa

Kimankhia baih : Na sangnaupang Khualpi a om hia, a pu hi ing. Mu ut sing e : Aw, hong kai deuh hi teh. Ka pu si hi ciin a vuina hun zang dingin den deuhin paikhia hi

A kisik a pasal Zankim laitaka zi khanglo, a pasal a et leh om lo, a zon leh meikha-ah kidik thuthut laitak tuak Zi : U aw, bang hangin kap na hia, bang thu om a hia? Pasal : I kingaih laia na pa hong thugente na thei lai hia? Zi : A bangpen maw? Pasal : Na pa in ka tanu tenpih suak ding na hiam, na tenpih suak kei dinga leh kum 20 sung thong sungah va om in hong cih pen Zi : Ciamteh lai mah ing, bang ci ahia u Pasal : Tua hun laiin thong a kia hizaw leng tuni ka suahtak ni hi ding a, kisik lua ing! Tuahpha maw, tuahpha lo Papi khat Phakan-ah suangto a pai. A ciahkik ciang a lawmnu in, U Pau, sum bang zah hong tun na hia? a cih leh a pasal in, Hih zah a nungak hoih tamna mun panin nang hoh kuan sum hong puak zo ding cihsan ziau. Kahbia Pa, mihing koi pan hong piangkhia a hia? Zawng pan a hong piang ai ve Nu, mihing koi pan hong piang a hia? Adam leh Eve pan Ka pa in lah zawng pan hong piang a ci a! Ko bel Adam pan mah hi ung in, na pate bel zawng khawng mah pan hi lel lo dia Kahbia a cih taktak kai ve maw!

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Tapa Pa Tapa Nu Tapa Nu

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Upmawhlohpi Nupi khat in, Ka puansungten nuaia ka sumbawm hong kiguksak ciin palikte kiangah report. Palikte in, Lawmlawm, na puansungten hong sawk lai thei lo maw? cia a dot uh leh nupinu in, Ka sum hong guksak ding ka saklopi e! civetse. A pa dan a utpa : Ka pa dan mahin kei bel siavuan (doctor) mah ut veng aw A lawmte : Na pa siavuan a maw! Tan giat ciang bek ai ve leh a sim Tangval : Ka pa danin siavuan hi ning ka cihlohpi. Ka pa danin siavuan a ut bek hing ka ci ve! Tangval Nupi leh a tanu college kah Bawi aw, I dont know a cih teh bang hiam? Ken thei lo College kah hi ta in, I dont know nangawn thei lo cih bang lawmlawm Ken thei lo cici a Tua na theih kei zawzen leh I know a cih teh bang? Ken thei Na theih leh gen mawk ve Ken thei cici a Ka heh nadingin hong phin zel na maw, dena i dont know lah ken thei lo ci, i know pen ken thei cih bang um keng, hong khemkhem hi teh!

Nu Ta Nu Ta Nu Ta Nu Ta Nu

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Lom - 6
Siapa it College sia khat in a sangnaupangte kiangah, Hai ing, a kici teng ding un ci. Tua leh kuamah ding mahmah lo, a sawtsawt ciang pasal khat dingto, siapan zong, Nang a hai maw ci-a a dot leh tua sangnaupangpa in, A hai teng ding, ci a siapa bek ding na hih ciang ka lung nuam lo a hong dinpih hing ci mawk. Tei cihtak a tang tei Khatvei sanginn khat Principal ding zong uh hituak. Pawlkhat ten, Kei BA, kei BCA, kei MBBS, kei MA degree nei ing ci uh. Tua ciang papi khat a tawpna-ah hong pai, Pu nang bang siamna degree nei na hia? a cih uh leh aman zong, Ken bel diklee(degree) bangmah nei keng, ahih hang tei cihtakin tang tei ing civetse.

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Zan khuamial laitak India sangnaupangte thu kikum uh, Americante khapi tungah kah buang uh hiven, amau sanga thupizaw hih sawm dih ni e ci uh. Khat hong ding to, Tua leh Khapi sanga thupizaw Ni tungah kah ni ci uh. Khat in Lumlua lo ding maw a cih leh a dang khat in, Zan khuamial laitak i kah lel kei dia cise.

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Zolai Zolai old version : A = Ak khuangta, thawh hunta. New version : A = Alarm khuangta, thawh hunta. India Ulian khat Clinton President ahih laitak India ulian mangpau siam lo khat tawh kimu uh hih tuak. India ulianpa a secretary ten a kammal gen ding khempeuh hilhkhol. Amasapenin, how are you na ci ding a, aman and you? hong ci ding. Tua leh me too na ci ding hi. A dang teng bel ko hong buaipih ding hi ung, ci. Clinton hong tung petmah ta. India ulianpa zong Clinton khutlen dingin pai khaukhau, How are you a cih ding pen, Who are you cikha mawk! Clinton zong na hai het lo, Im Hilarys husband, and you cisuk pah, tua leh India ulian pan, Me too cisuk ek hih tuak! Ai ee (IA) Khatvei Zomi Teizang pau zang khat Lusei gamah zin, tua laia laisiam tam nai lo, Ka pu pawl eng zat nge i zir ve? (Pu aw, taan bangzah ciang sim na) cih dong uh. Amah na bengngawng pian zawlai, tel lo aih ciang a ai ee a cih leh I. A (Intermediate of Arts) a ci sa uh. Thupi sa lua ak bang gawh liang uh! Tuapa zi in Lusei gamah ankamteh va zuak ven cin. Lusei papi khat in, Kha enge i zawrh a lokal teh a cih leh aman zong, Lokal teh hi kei Ankam teh hi ci hiau!

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Theihna kibang lo Thang : Lawm 4 le 5 gawm bangzah? Lian : Maths lam bel ci thei kei veng aw, kei ka tan sang khol lo ahih ciang a Thang : Ahih leh zu um 4 leh um 5 gawm leng bangzah? Lian : (nawh mahmah in) 9 hi lo ding maw! A zu um lam in thei lua keei.

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Interviewed Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy Consul : What is your name? Arabian : Abdul Aziz Consul : Sex? Arabian : Six to twelve times a week Consul : I mean, male or female? Arabian : Both male and female, sometimes even camels Consul : Holy cow! Arabian : Yes, cows and dogs too Consul : Man, isnt it hostile? Arabian : Horse style, dog style, any style Consul : Oh dear! Arabian : Deer? No deer, they run too fast Thukimpih lo Lawmte khat khuapi khatah sangkah, motocycle deih lua, innkuanpihte lai khak huhna a nget leh a innkuanpih ten, Vanleng na lei sawm ung ci ziau! Siam kibang lo : USA president na thei hia? : Thei keng : Tua nangawn thei lo bangci nuntak ding. Tuipi leh leitang koi zaizaw? : Thei keng sia aw : Hmm mi hai.. Nang adingin nuntak nang lampi om kei mawkin ciai! : Sia aw, tui na peek thei hiam? : Peek thei keng, bang hang maw!? : Hmm.. nanga dingin suahtak haksa mawkin ciai. I teembaw sia hi, a sawt loin tui sungah tum ding hi!

A kipilsakpa Teembawhawlpa A kipilsakpa Teembawhawlpa A kipilsakpa Teembawhawlpa A kipilsakpa Teembawhawlpa

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Telkhial Sangnaupang khat sanginnah a siapa in maths hilh. A ni khat ni : 7+3=10 ciamteh. A ni nih ni : 6+4=10 ciamteh leuleu. A ni thum ni : 5+5=10 cih hilh leuleu ahih cianga class man nai lopi a ciah A pa : Bang hang a hong ciah Sangnaupang : Siapa in hong khemkhem hi lo maw! Siate sang pilzaw Naupang : Siate sangin naupangte mah pilzaw ung Sia : Pepeuh, tua bang om thei kei. Siate mah pilzaw ung Naupang : Tua ahih leh maw sia, telephone a mukhia pa kua a le? Sia : Graham Bell Naupang : Tua lian ai ve, bang hangin siate pilzaw ciin Graham Bell sia in telephone mukhia lo a leh? Interview Nungak khat Software company ah interview Interviewer : MS Office na thei hiam? Nungak : Ummm. Theipak kei sing. A address hong pia lecin pai thei lel ning sia (ngah vem maw!!) Hauhdan Saudi kumpipa tapa England-ah sangkah. Kha khat khit teh a pa kiangah hi bangin laikhak hi, London khuapi thupi mahmah, zong nuam mahmah hi. Ahih hang ka sangsiate meileng tawh sang hong kuan laitakun kei Mercedes car tawh ka kuan zel pen maizumhuai sa pian ing ci. A sawt loin apa tung pan laikhak leh check 10 Million pound ngah pah, laikhak a sim leh, Ka tapa aw, hong lunghimawhsak ken, meileng zong na lei vet in!

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Lost your pen No pen No notes no study fail No diploma No work No money No food Skinny Ugly No lover No marriage No children Alone Depression Sickness

Do not lost your pen no pen no notes no study fail no diploma no work no money no food you get skinny then you get ugly no lover no marriage no children alone depression sickness death ** donot lost your pen.

Samsih Naupang khat a siapa in lai hilh. Siapa in blackboard tungah F gelhin, Hih bang a a cih leh naupang in, Sia aw, samsih(comb) hi ci mawk. Internet Khamtung khuapi khat a internet sai khatah khuata lam pan nupi khat zingsang tungin va pai a, a saineipa kiangah, Tuzan ka akpi, ta neilai khat mang mawk, internet pan hong zonsak in ci-in huhna ngen se. Siksakol hoih : Sia na siksakol hoih si e : Hoih mah ai ve, a to-ah a brake kan kul lo, a sukah sik kul lo

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Phamawh kei Kawl siapi (headmaster) khat, khuakhatah nna sem. A Zopau theih pen, Phamawh kei, Phamawh kei cih bek Sumleiba sik khat : Siapipa, nong sum bat Siapipa : Phamawh kei, phawmawh kei! English Sangnaupang khat, English bangmah a thei lo om, a miss un, Zing ciang English words nga beek nong theih ding, ci. Sangnaupang zong mangbang kisa vak kawikawi, a vaknaah a kianga mi nih I love you kici za-in ciamteh pah, a pai kik leh ladies first, superman, govt of India, dustbin cite va thei kawikawi, tuate zong ciamteh pah. A zing ciangin sangnaupang zong lungkim takin sanginnah hong pai Miss : Say our five sentences Student : I Love you Miss : (heh suak lua) Get out of the class (class pan pusuak in). Student : Ladies first (A miss un Principal pa sam) Principal : Whom do you think you are? (Nang kua hi-in kithei na?) Stusdnet : Superman! Principal : Who told you to say all those? (Tua thute kua tung pan na theih?) Student : The Govt. Of India Principal : How do you see this school? (Sanginn pen banci bangin mu na hiam?) Student : Dustbin Biology & sociology Sangsia : Biology leh Sociology kibatlohna gen in Sangnaupang: Naungek a piang tung khat in a pa a sut leh biology, a vengpa a sut leh Sociology!

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Mi gi lo tawh kituak Sangnaupang : Siamah, sang kong paina lamah mi gi lote tawh kituak ing Siamah : Nu aw! Bang hong cih a, bang teng hong laksak uh a bawi? Sangnaupang : Bangmah bel hong cih kei ei, ahih hang ka eisa (home-work) teng hong laksak uh Lets Album together Petrona Twin Tower(KLCC) maiah English nupa khat tuak kha, manzaih khoppih ding lunggulh giugiau, a gen dan ding lah thei lian lo, Come on, lets album together ci suk giap! English pau siam Mikang pau na siam hiam? Siamlua, siamlua. Hong gen dih ve leh Sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday

Sangsia Sangnaupang Sangsia Sangnaupang

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Zopau zat dan Pawlkhat Mi pawlkhat in pawl khat le pawl khat sutuah kiaukiau hi. Pumkhat Khris sungah pumkhat i hi hi. Lengmaw(orange) pumkhat bangzah man ahia? English sangin Zopau kicingzaw English : Do you even know how to wear pant, how to wear shirt, how to wear belt, how to wear shoes, caps and earrings? Zomi : Ko Zomi ten Pheituam teng-in, puan ka silh uh a, kawnggak gak-in, khedap ka bulh uh hi. Lukhu khu-in, bilbah ka bah uh hi. Noh bel wear bekbek theimah nu cia

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Definition of KISS Prof . of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply. Prof. of Accountancy- Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Algebra - Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry - Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics - Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry - Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. Prof. of Zoology - Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. Prof. of Physiology - Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction. Prof. of Dentistry - Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Philosophy - Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. Prof. of English - Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all. Prof. of Architecture - Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects Prof. of Computer Science - What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable. Khuaimeivak Sia : Franklin in electric mukhia kei leh bang i lawh tam? Naupang : Khuaimeivak nuaiah TV et kul vem!

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Thupiak Nidang huna sangkahte upa thei mahmah dan uh hi. Ni khat assembly-ah a siapa un hih bangin theihsakna bawl, Monday pan kipan class III pasal khempeuh in mukmul hawi nawnloh ding, kiatsiangsa a sang nong kah tek ding uh ci se. Pau lehkhiat dan Mikang missionary khat Tedimah pai. Tedim a pastor khat in, What is your name? ci. Tua missionary in Nelson ciin dawng. Tua leh tua pastor pan zong, A min pen Nel San hi ci. Pastor pa in, Where are you from? a cih leh, Michigan ciin dawng kik. Tua pastor pa n zong a gawmkhop ciangin A min pen Nel San hi. Mi si khua pan hong pai hi ci vetse. Dotna & dawnna A Teacher in a class ask the student to answer without stopping. Q. Who is the president of India? Where is the Qutub Minar? What does a hen lay? What is the speed of Shatabdi Express? A smart student got up and answer, Pratibha Patil In Delhi lay eggs at the speed of 14O km per hour. Teacher got faints (Sangsia khat in khawl vet loin a naupangte thu dong : India gam president kua hiam? Qutab minar koi muhah om hiam? Ak in bang khia hiam? Shatabdi Express pen bangci banga hatin tai hiam? ci. Sangnaupang khat in, Pratibha Patil, Delhi ah, tui hi naikal khat a km 140 in cise.)

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Mu thei tuan lo Leitunga mual sangpen bang hiam? Thei mahmah khang (hehlua) Dawhkan tungah ding to sin (a dintoh kawmin) Sia kimu thei tuan kei ve aw? (ciangduai ngah pah ek mawk)

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Something Mikang pau sinna khatah tangval khat in zong sin, ahih hang pau ngam vet lo. A sawtna ciang a siapa zong a hehsuak lua, Say something a cih leh tangvalpa in zong, Something ci ziau. Noun Give one noun Cow Another noun Another Cow

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Mangpau Class khatah beauty mahmah girl khat om. Boys khempeuh in beauty sa lua, love lai give ziahziah uh. Numei nun accept vet lo. Boy khat in love letter a piak a leh tua pa tawh lover suak uh. Kawlpau, Mangpau Paupu : Kawlpau, Mangpau theihloh nei keng Thangpu : Tua leh Kawlpau in, Tungtun nal a aisa ken kia bang ci gen ding? Paupu : Tua lo siah Thangpu : Tua leh Mangpau in, Cikpi meikaai liai-liai bang ci gen ding? Paupu : Tua lo siah (a siamlohte dong sese!)

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Mikang pau sinna How can u see? cihpen a khiatna banga? Hau Khen na mu na? cihna hi I dont know? Kei Donghno hing She is a girl Si a gal hi

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Tomowrrow fee Naupang : Nu, zing ciang ka sia ten tomorrow ci, sum 50 hong dong uh Nu : Tomorrow zong tam sa deuh ing, na sang vuah. Sang laih le u cin hoih kha in teh Once upon a time in Kuala Lumpur Thanglek : Hello! Pa Thangte maw Nu Niang : He, Nu Niang hing ei. Nang kua hi a lawm? Thanglek : Aw hi maw, kei Thanglek hi ing, Malaysia pan, Nu Niang, Nuamboih a damdam hia, tawmkhat hopih nuam veng aw Nu Niang : Om kei! Nang bang pianuam na, pheiphai vecin (a phone khia) (the person your dialing is not available, please try again later) Thanglek : Ka mawk, Nu Niang in a Phone khia tazen liang After 3 years! Thanglek : Hello! Pa Thangte maw Nu Niang : He, Nu Niang hing ei, nang kua hi a lawm? Thanglek : Aw.. aw.. kei Thanglek hi ing, U.S.A pan Nu Niang : Oh! Aww... Thanglek maw, ka geiah Nuamboih om hi ven, na kihopih ding uh hia?! Paulians Khatvei thuzaksaknaah, For All Paulians (St. Pauls sangnaupang genna) kici pen eimi, Pau Lian kici khat in nasim kha vem, Ka minpih zong tam tuak na e cizen! Dotna leh dawnna Siamah : Be nam tuamtuam gen vo Naupang : Be-ik, kalabe, be-li..(a nunglam pan) Be-nga, beguk, be-sagih!

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Theih nop luat zong : (Laivuan ding hi ta, Sangnaupangte kiangah,) Na theihloh uh a om leh hong dong un Sangnaupang khat : Sianu aw, na lawmpa min nong thei nuam ing (Kiuh thuak pah lian!!) Theihnop hauh luat zong mataw! Siamah Mangpau kisiamsak Khuasungah a lawmpa tawh a vak leh a gei ua mikangte kihopihna a lawmpa kiangah a genkikna, How are you doing? a cih pen ei pau in Hau, zu duh ing ci, I am fine a cih pen, Ken zong ka zonzon laitak hi ci, ci ve aw. Students Rocks Mahatma Gandhi in a khut nih a laigelh thei. Nepoleon zong sakol tung a tuanlai mahmah a zong lusu thei. Leonardo Da Vinci zong milim a suaih kawm a thu phuak thei. Ko studentte zong lai ka sim kawm vua message type thei, TV en kawm thei, lusu kawm thei zawmah hahaha! Report Card Naupang tangval dekta, a zakta thei mahmah lo khat a sangkahna pan a siate in report card, subject khempeuha a failna na pia uh. Inn a tun ciang aman zong a pa kiangah, Pa aw, bang hang hi ding hiam subject khempeuhah ka fail. Khanggui manloh man maw, ahih kei leh innkuan sung kiukdan manloh man! civetse.

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Sangnaupang pil Mi lungkham nadinga a paupaute bang kici? Siamah Bang e na gen, bang hangin maw? Siamah ten inn a lai sim ding (home work) hong piak ciang kilungkham thei lua!

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Pass theihlohna hang : Mihai khat i dotna mipil 10 in zong dawng thei lo hi Naupang : Aw, tua hi mah ding ai ve maw exam sima ka pass ngeiloh Siapa Alphabet laka deihpen English alphabet tenglakah bang na deihpen? U Na min U tawh kipan maw? Hi lo Bang hang a U deih sese na hia? Lim hi ven U kine thei maw? Siapa kine lo, kidawn Kamtam innkuan Thangno, kamtam tatak ciai mete Siamah, ko a kamtam gui ngiat hong kici mah A bang ci tuamin maw? Ka pu lah thugen uk ngiatin ka pi tawh kithutuak, ka pa lah thugen a vak kawikawi Tua leh na nu e? Ka nu bel numei ahih hang hi Sangsia leh sangnaupang Mihingte adingin ni leh kha koi phatuamzaw? Kha Bang hangin maw? Ni pen sun khuavak laitak hong suak a, phatuam lo hi. Kha pen zan khuamial laitak, khuavak a kisap laitak hong suakin khuavak hong pia ahih manin mihingte adingin phatuamzaw hi!

Sangsia Naupang Sangsia Naupang Sangsia Naupang Sangsia Naupang

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Pau upa leh a khiatna Sangsia khat in sangnaupang numei khat kiangah nidanglaipau/pau-upa khiatna dong. Sakhi a pi san, a no san kici pen bang a khiatna hiam ciin a dot leh sangnaupang in zong dawn nading thei pak lo ahih cianga, A sa lim cipong. Degree : Degree nei khempeuh pil khin sa keng : Bang hangin maw? : Kei bang ka degree 105 bang hi napi, pilna ka neih keeilohpi Cisa tehna degree gengen na hi lel mawk.

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Sony Tedim ah papi khat in radio neu khat ngai. A bil tawh kimat liang a ngai ahih cianga palikte in tuak kha citciat. Palikte in phone sa uh ahih cianga, Na phone Kawlgam phone maw, India phone ciin a dot uh leh aman, Sony cihsan ziau. Sangnaupang thak leh siapa Na min bang? Gen lo ding Bang hang maw? na genloh ding Hi lo sia, ka min pen Gen Lo Ding hi Ooh, nang min zong lamdang deuh mah e leh. Tua leh na pa min bang? Gen zo Bang laiin maw na gen. Na min bek ai ve na gen Hi lo sia, ka pa min pen Gen Zo hi Huiha.. na pata-un na min uh zong lamdang mah ei. Na nu min leh na beh min hong dong nawn kei ning ei

Sangsia Naupang Sangsia Naupang Sangsia

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Best Slogan Treat me well and keep me clean, Ill not tell anyone, what I have seen! by Toilet Dawnna A examna uah, Name three fastest means of communication cih dotna suak. Naupang in, Telephone, television, tella-women ciin dawng ziau. Khuak maw khut Pa : Tua lawmlawm hih thei lo, na khuak zang ve Tapa : Ka khut tawh ka hih theihloh ka khuak in hih thei in teh ci na maw? Sangnaupang thungetna Sangnaupang khat in, Aw Topa, hehpihna tawh Kawlgam khuapi Mandalay suaksak in ciin a thunget laitak a nu in phawkkha. Bawi aw, bang hang Kawlgam khuapi dingin Mandalay ngen dihdih na hia a cih leh a tapa in, Nu, ken laivuannaah Kawlgam khuapi Mandalay na ci kha! cise. Sese Zing sang Walk Sun ciang Work Nitak ciang Uaak (a thubaih het lo khat hi)

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Cina leh doctor Mi khat doctor kiangah ki-ensak Cina : Pu aw, zan ciangin ui hamin hong khanglosak zel, ihmu thei mahmah keng Doctor : Aw, tua ahih leh hih zatui hoih ding hi A kal khat khit ciang doctor kiangah pai kik, Doctor : Kong zatui piak a hoih hia? Cina : A hoih leh hoihloh zong thei keng, ui hong ham ciang pusuakin ui bel man thei ing, ahih hang nong zatui piak nesak thei mahmah kei veng e Thusia khat leh thupha nih Zato innah siavuanpa in cinapa kiangah thusia khat leh thupha nih gen. Thusia Lawm, sorry peuhmah ei, na khe ka tanloh nading lamzaw pen tan kha ing. Thupha 1-na A langlam kong tansak veve ding hi. 2-na Na khedap pen na kianga cinapa in hong leisak ding hi, ci se. Doctor ut Siapa : Na handwriting hoih kei na lawm lawm e? Sangnaupang : Sia aw, ka let ciang doctor ut ka hih manin handwriting a kisin pah hing

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Koizaw Doctor aw, ka mit hoih kei hong etsak in Bangci a hia? Ka et peuhpeuh nih bangin muden ing Tua ahih leh na tu o Koiah maw? Na gei a tutphah penah A koizaw-ah

Lung-am Lung-am mahmah khat doctor kiangah ki-ensak Lung-ampa : Pu aw, ka lung am mahmah ven, bangmah zong theithei kei veng aw, a zatui khawng a om dia? Doctor : Bang e na gen, bang hiam na natna? Lung-ampa : Bang a le ka gen zawh lian? ci suk pah. Am veve leh kilawm. Dam lo veh Pu aw, na nuam tuam hia? Ka nu in na pu damlo in va veh in hong ci a pute khuaah hong pai hi ing a cih leh a pu in, Nuamtuam zaw deuh ing ei bawi na ci. A tupa in, Pu aw no bel, i hong veh ciang a, ka nuamtuam, ka nuamtuam cici pongin, khuanawl mual khawng i tun teh na si thei mawk zel cihsan tazen! Kisam mahmah Tawhtang lem kha ing a Bang cikin Kha 6 khawng pai khin Bang hang tu a hong pai pan Ama in tawhtang a spare zang ing a, tua zong tun mangsak ing a

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Pil a kisa kha Lungsim damlo zatopi khatah siavuanpa in kum khatin khatvei ta a mihai kepte a pil ta uh hiam cih sin zel hi. Khatvei mihai teng samin, ann omlohnapi kuang pia-in, Ann ne vo ci. Khatpa simloh a dang damlote in a nek ngeina mah bangun ne keei uh. Siavuanpa in, hih pa pen pil taktak ta hi ciin um, Bang hangin na lawm ten ann a nek laitak nang ne lo a cih leh damlopa in dawngkik pak lo, siavuanpa zong kisuang kik zawzen. A sawtna ciang hong dawng, Ann sa lua lai ahih cianga kine thei lo ai ve ci. Thei lua : Ahih leh tua hong vuapa, a mel na ciamteh lai hia? Vuakpa : Thei lua thei lua, a mel omdan ka gen mana hong vua hi ven! Police Hoih mahmah Thangpi : Doctor, na zatui neksak pen hoih lua in, lungdam thu gen dinga hong pai hing Doctor : Uai! Tua bang zatui na nek ding hong pia ngei ka hi maw? Thangpi : Kei bel nong pia kei hi. Ka paneu kal masa in hong ki-ensak a, na zatui piak hoih mahmah hi ding hi, tamvei a nekma in hong beisan a, kei pen a gamh/gou luah ding ka hi

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Speaker thak leh sin natna neipa Khua khatah speaker nei thak uh, tangko ding hita. A sin nadingin, Hello, hello, hello.. a sinna, a sinna, a sinna a cih uh leh tua khua sunga sin natna nei khat in za. Amah zong paipah vingveng in speaker tawh tangkote kiangah, Kei sinnat no tawh bang kisai, na ngapngap uh ngap ka hi cisuk giapgiap.

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KOI MAW, KOI MAW!
~ T. Sawm Lian, Daihna Cabin 1. Naupang, nungak, tangval, nupi, papi, piteek, Puteek dongin, koi maw, koi maw ci uh; Bang hiam cih gen kul sese lo, Kitheisiam lel, kitheisiam lel. 2. Kitheisiam, kitheisiam lel, haksatna om lo, Neih nak leh phal takin kipia pahpah; Uzaw, nauzaw cih om tuan lo, Tanbang kimna gu nat nading. 3. Gilvah nading hipeuhmah lo, gu nat nading, Gilpi, tuap, lung, sin leh pumpi sungah; Natna hong tun, gimna hong pia, Ki-itna hang hi, na lua e. 4. Pumpi adingin cidamna hi peuhmah lo, Kha lam hat nading zong hi peuhmah lo; Lungsim hatna zong hi tuan lo, Mi hauh nadingin lei ziahziah. 5. Natna tuamtuam hong tun, aw na sa lua ing e, Zatui-zaha lei nading teng bei ta; Kizang ziahziah, bei khin ta e, Kuhva, sahdah lei nadingin. 5/1/2012

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ZU, ZU, ZU
~ T. Sawm Lian, Daihna Cabin 1. Mi in zong dawn, Zomite in zong dawn! I dawn dan kibang kei zen si e lawmte aw; Bang hanga dawn i hiam cih ngaihsuthuai zen si e, Sum le pai, neih le lam teng bei, tui in tai khin. 2. Nikhat nna sem, a nitak ciang bei pah, Antang, sathau, leh meh lei nading om nawn lo, Tate gilkial, dangtak, keu thilthel mulkim lo maw, A tui in bei, a tui in bei, pammaih zen si. 3. Innkuan nuam kim lai hong kitawngsak a, Pawlpi sung buaina leh Pasian zahtaklohna; Khuasung ading mi noksak, buaina a piangsakte, Zu dawnte hi, buaina bulpi zu hang bek hi. 4. Hansan nadin galkap ten zu dawn uh, Ei ten i tu le tate buaisak nadingin, Dawn hang e, mi ommuang kimlai buaisak nadingin, Na lua e, na lua e, hangsanna kizangkhial. 5. Zuzuakte mailam hun ding aw, Haksa zen sin cia, samsiatna hong tun hun ding; Kua ta in thuakzo ding hiam tuabang samsiatna lian, Mi kilem kimlai a kitawngsak zuzuakte. 6. Ann hoih nek thei lo, zu dawnna hangin, Gilpina, sinna, luna leh natna tuamtuam, A kithei ngei lo operation bawl dingin leh, Pai ziahziah, zato inn leh zatui sai zuanin.

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ZA, ZA, ZA
~ T. Sawm Lian, Daihna Cabin 1. Nungak, tangval, nupi, papi, kuamah peuh in, Tep vuauvuau, tep vuauvuau, koi mun peuhah; A lei nading sum neihloh ni in zong, Koi maw, cih tawh ni tum dong mah tep thei! 2. Siklet ci, Zo-za ci, a tuamtuam tam zen si, Koi pan hong piang a, koi pan hong pai hiam? Cih zong ngaihsun tuan lo leh thei tuan loin, Tep vuauvuau, tep vuauvuau e, lim sa lua e. 3. Sumpi mangngilh, sunsiah mangngilh, phamawh sa lo, Ahih hang za bawm puak ding mangngilh ciangin, Kilehkik sese, aw kilehkik sese, Bangzahta in nna sem cih kithei zo lo. 4. A bung tunga kigelhte a thei leh thei lo, I om hangin bangmah phatuam tuan lo, English sim thei leh a khiatna theite in, A hathat, a hoih lolo duh zawmah lai! 5. Tate pencil lei nading sum om lo napi, Siklet lei nading kitasam ngei lo; Pencil neihloh man a siapa vuak laitak, Kihausakin, khua laiah tep vuauvuau e. 6. Tuap cancer, gawl cancer, a kithei ngei lo English, Natna tuamtuam hong tung ziahziah mawk e, Pammaih zen si, theihngeiloh natna hang a, Mual hong liamsan it le ngaihte, na lua e. 5/1/2012

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