Batman Forever
Batman Forever
Batman Forever
by
Akiva Goldsman
Lee Batchler
Janet Scott Batchler
THE BODY WHIPS around. An orderly, gagged, sits bound to the chair
with bedsheets.
The sheets around the chair have been rigged. Now they yank him up
so he spins frantically from the ceiling fan.
Lightning flashes again, illuminating a madman's scrawled writing on
the wall.
WRITING CLOSE
"The Bat Must Die!"
THUNDER.
INSERT SCREEN
Dent questions a crime boss on the stand. A thug throws a vial of
acid toward Harvey, searing half his face.
NEWSCASTER (OVER)
Dent, whose left-brain was damaged during the
assault, launched a grizzly crime spree
before being captured by The Batman. He is
extremely dangerous. Repeat...
WIDER
Bruce Wayne ENTERS, his Armani suit the only thing fresh about him,
followed by a sudden stream of EXECUTIVES, SECRETARIES, ASSISTANTS
and GOTHAM SOCIETY MATRONS.
EXECUTIVE
The solar generator tests are back.
BRUCE
Uh... great, could you wait a second...
ASSISTANT
The Mayor's office called again.
SOCIETY MATRON
Who are you asking to the circus?
SECRETARY
Five minutes to your inspection.
BRUCE
Stop!
Everybody freezes.
BRUCE
Okay, I want you all to just stand here for
fifteen seconds, okay? Fifteen, everybody got
it?
Folks nod.
BRUCE
Good. Nobody move, now.
And with that, Bruce turns and walks out.
BRUCE
(to himself)
I gotta give myself a raise...
STICKLEY
Your weekly inspections are a departmental
highlight.
BRUCE
Really?
(a warm smile)
You all need to get out more.
CRANE UP
High over the factory floor, across acres of assembly lines and work
stations.
MONITOR CLOSE
A crossword puzzle.
Features reflect over the acrostic. The two images resolve into one;
the face itself is a puzzle.
REVERSE ANGLE
EDWARD NYGMA, awkward, brilliant and feverishly anxious stares up at
the screen, TALKING to himself.
EDWARD
We'll probably go to the house for dinner.
Yes. Yes. Maybe he'll throw a little party in
my honor.
Suddenly Edward BANGS his head against the desktop. Hard. A brief
window on the inner Edward, all insecurity and self loathing.
EDWARD
Idiot! Should have rented a tuxedo.
(suddenly calm)
Relax. I'm sure Wayne manor has extra. After
all, we're almost the same size.
The opposing wall is a shrine to Bruce Wayne: Newspaper headlines, a
GQ cover, magazine photos.
Approaching COMMOTION.
EDWARD
Oh my God. It's him.
STICKLEY
(sotto voce)
I really do apologize, Mr. Wayne. His project
was terminated this morning...
EDWARD
(ignoring Stickley)
Let me ask you something, Bruce. What is
man's greatest tool?
A few of the WOMEN SNICKER. For a second, Edward's face twitches, a
crack in the facade.
EDWARD
Man's greatest tool is... The mind.
Edward gestures to his cubicle. A rat's nest cluttered with
components of his Rube Goldberg-like invention.
EDWARD
Voila. While holographically enhancing any TV
picture, my invention connects directly to
the viewer's brain, puts the audience inside
the show. Think of the entertainment problems
we can solve.
STICKLEY
I can think of a couple problems that need
solving right here.
A few more folks CHUCKLE. Edward looks around. Another ripple of
anxiety, another quick recovery.
EDWARD
Why be brutalized by an uncaring world? My
RES Box will give Joe Q Public a realm where
he is king.
(sultry)
Not that someone like you would need it.
Someone so intelligent. Witty. Charming. But
for the lonely, the...
STICKLEY
Paranoid? The psychotic?
EDWARD
(didn't miss it)
... The Box can change their lives.
(looking around)
Our stock coupons will spike.
Edward turns, actually CLAPS Stickley on the back.
EDWARD
Hell. Might even bring old Stickley here a
few extra bucks. Huh, Fred?
STICKLEY
Fred?
Bruce takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes in vague disbelief,
cleans the lenses.
EDWARD
Wayne Enterprises will spearhead an
entertainment revolution.
Edward removes his glasses, cleans them in exactly the same manner
as Bruce.
EDWARD
I just need a bit of additional funding. For
human trials. Let me show you...
Bruce seems about to speak when suddenly --
THE BATSIGNAL
Beams bright against the night clouds over Gotham City.
BRUCE
(time to move)
Maybe some other time...
EDWARD
I want you to know, we'll be full partners in
this, Bruce.
(waxing rhapsodic)
What talks we'll have, late into the night.
Now, I'm not used to business travel, so go
easy on me. As for recognition, I'm sure
after a time I'll get used to it.
(a beat)
Look at us. Two of a kind.
Edward is suddenly aware of dozens of co-workers all around him,
SNICKERING and WHISPERING.
EDWARD
Bruce...?
Bruce's eyes dart again toward the Batsignal.
BRUCE
Call my secretary, she'll set something up.
(turning)
Factory looks great, folks. Keep up the good
work.
EDWARD
(desperate)
Wait. You can't go.
BRUCE
We'll talk some other -EDWARD
(sudden rage)
No. Don't leave me! My invention! I need you!
Edward has grabbed Bruce's arm. The room goes dead quiet. Bruce's
eyes narrow. Then he dislodges gently.
BRUCE
I'm sorry, Edward. Just feels a bit like mind
manipulation. It raises too many question
marks.
Bruce heads off.
STICKLEY
Alright everyone, back to work.
(to Edward)
We'll discuss this later.
Edward stares after Bruce.
EDWARD
You were supposed to understand.
HOLD on this tiny man, all alone in the labyrinthine work-place,
eyes darkening now with growing obsession.
EDWARD
I'll make you understand.
INT. CAPSULE
Speed and time readouts appear on the windscreen beside the craggy
face of ALFRED PENNYWORTH.
BRUCE
Alfred...
ALFRED
I saw the signal, is. All is ready.
QUICK CUTS
Of glove, boot, and cape being donned.
INT. BATCAVE
FOLLOW Batman's feet as he steps up to the Batmobile.
ALFRED
I suppose I couldn't convince you to take
along a sandwich.
Batman jumps into the Batmobile.
BRUCE
(to Alfred)
I'll get drive-thru.
(to the car)
Go...
The car shoots a whitish-blue light from under it's belly. Hub Caps
and detailing glow as The Batmobile zooms out of the cave.
WIDER
Witness the rakishly handsome profile of HARVEY TWO-FACE DENT, the
other side of his face hidden in shadow.
TWO-FACE
You. Sport. Any thoughts? Counting on Batass
to rescue you?
TWO-FACE
The coin wants to decide.
Two-Face flips. The coin spins, gleaming, lands on the floor only
inches from the Guard's face.
Two-Face STOMPS the coin. Winks at the sweating Guard.
TWO-FACE
Exhilarating, isn't it? The suspense? Sudden
death or a new lease on life? Really makes a
man live in the moment.
Two-Face removes his foot. Unblemished side up.
TWO-FACE
You're in luck. You get to live to whimper
another day.
The Guard SOBS with relief. Harvey's Thugs GRUMBLE.
Two-Face folds his jacket into a pillow, places it under the Guard's
head, now the nicest crook in the world.
TWO-FACE
That floor has got to be very hard. Is that
better?
GUARD
Uh, yeah. Thanks, Mr..uh...Face.
TWO-FACE
Just call us Harvey. Can we get you a
sandwich? A soft drink? Given all the trouble
we caused you, how about we cut you in for a
share of tonight's haul?
THUG #2
Face! For cryin' out loud! You're not gonna
pay him -Two-Face turns on Thug #2 with a vengeance, shooting out a hand that
pins the fellow's throat to the wall.
TWO-FACE
Did we ask your opinion? The coin has
rendered its verdict. This man has a family
to take care of. You have a problem with
that?
We now see for the first time the LEFT HALF OF HIS FACE: Hideously
repulsive, an acid eaten mutilation of flesh.
THUG #2
Oh no, Face. Anything you say.
HIGH ABOVE
The Batmobile SCREECHES to a stop on a pedestrian bridge.
The BATSIGNAL is suddenly obscured, flows for a moment into the
shape of Batman's cape as the Dark Knight leaps down past the
spotlight, lands face to face with Chase.
CHASE
Hot entrance.
Batman turns, all business as he speaks to Gordon.
BATMAN
Two-Face?
GORDON
Two guards dead. He's holding the third
hostage. Didn't see this one coming.
CHASE
We should have, though.
The men turn to face her.
CHASE
Two million dollars waiting to be transferred
from the Second Bank of Gotham on the 22nd
How could Harvey? Two-Face resist?
BATMAN
And you are?
GORDON
Batman, I'd like you to meet -CHASE
(offering her hand)
Chase Meridian
GORDON
I asked Dr. Meridian to come to Gotham to
consult on this case. She specializes...
BATMAN
... dual personalities. Abnormal psychology.
Washington's poster child for the criminally
insane. I read your work.
CHASE
I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a superhero's night table. You might have some
interesting insights into Two-Face.
BATMAN
Why's that?
CHASE
Let's just say I could write a hell of a
paper on a grown man who dresses like a
flying rodent.
BATMAN
Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
CHASE
I didn't know that. See? You are interesting.
And call me Chase. By the way, do you have a
first name? Or do I just call you bats?
GORDON
May I remind you two we have a psychopathic
murderer on the loose here?
A titanic BOOM rocks the night.
SEARCHLIGHTS race up the skeletal skyscraper to REVEAL...
A giant CRANE and WRECKING BALL. The wrecking ball SMASHES again
into the bank building.
ANGLE ON:
Two-Face's left side. Scarred, gloating evil.
TWO-FACE
At last, The Bat dies!
The chains suddenly yank the safe towards the hole in the wall. Thug
2 gestures to the Guard on the floor.
THUG #2
What about him?
TWO-FACE
Kill him too.
Thug #2, grinning, draws a GUN from his waistband.
GUARD
Wait! You said you'd let me go!
TWO-FACE
Never heard of a double-cross?
A DING from the elevators.
The Thugs and Harvey all whirl, machine guns coming up, open FIRE,
armor piercing bullets punching holes in the metal doors, shredding
anyone inside.
The GUARD lays bound on the floor. Suddenly a clamp-ended bat-cable
drops from above. With a tiny CLICK, the smart-clamp hooks onto the
Guard's wrist bindings.
ELEVATORS
Harvey and Thugs empty magazines. Re-load.
TWO-FACE
Come on in, the water's fine.
All stand watching as the now perforated elevator doors slide,
jerking, open to reveal...an empty elevator.
THE GUARD
... is apparently attached to the Batrope's other end because, as
the Caped Crusader comes down, the Guard shoots up, hoisted fast to
the safe rooftop above.
FIRE DOORS
BLOW open. TWO SWAT TEAMS burst in, armed for bear.
SWAT LEADER
Police! Freeze!
TWO-FACE
Not the guest list we had in mind. Boys, the
party's over.
Two-Face drops a SMOKE GRENADE. Then he leaps directly out the hole
in the wall. His Thugs take off after him.
INT. BANK
Swat Teams race through the smoke in close pursuit, come up short at
the edge of the urban precipice. The safe has risen too high, now,
to serve as a springboard, so the cops drop, begin FIRING across the
gap. Suddenly...
A DARK WING explodes out of the smoke behind them, flying across the
abyss.
REVERSE ANGLE
Two-Face glides upward, riding the wrecking ball as it overtakes the
safe, shooting down at Batman.
Batman starts scaling the scaffolding after Two-Face.
BATMAN POV
A motorized gantry is carrying one of the Thugs up to the roof.
Batman FIRES a Batarang. The bat-shaped clamp bites into the wooden
base of the rising gantry.
He toggles the launcher into winch mode, is hoisted fast towards the
rising gantry above.
ON THE GANTRY
The riding Thug leans down, sees the rising shadow, grabs the
Batrope in both hands and flips over the gantry.
ON THE BATROPE
The Thug slides fast down to kicking range, draws back his boot to
dispatch Batman.
Batman hits a switch on his launcher, increasing the winch speed,
shooting him higher, faster. He grabs the Thug's foot in his hand,
shoves him up so his head CRACKS against the bottom of the gantry.
Batman swings the unconscious Thug onto a hanging construction hook,
leaving him dangling in mid-air by his nose ring, hoists himself up
onto...
THE GANTRY
From the scaffolding above, a Thug drops to one end of the gantry,
nun-chucks spinning madly.
Behind Batman, another Thug drops INTO FRAME, drawing a machine
pistol.
Batman reaches forward, grabs the Thug's spinning nun-chuck,
stunning his face with the wooden sticks. In a single move, Batman
spins and lets the weapon fly into the pistoled assailant, knocking
him flat.
BATMAN POV
Two-Face has reached the chopper.
THE SAFE
Now freed, swings like a pendulum on it's anchor line, arcing
straight for the hole in the bank wall from which it was originally
drawn.
A SERIES OF SHOTS
As street folks look up in wonder.
SIGN CLOSE
For Ginsu Knives. A couple of giant hands make fast work of a steak
on a smoking barbecue.
The chopper swings Batman through the ad, falling blades just
missing him, dragging him through the thick smoke.
The chopper swings across the square, heading for...
The chopper pulls away, the chain pulling like floss through the
closed teeth.
INT. MOUTH
Batman, still clutching the chain, is flying towards the barricade
of closed teeth.
BATMAN CLOSE
His face suddenly bathed in an ever brightening yellow glow.
INT. CHOPPER
TWO-FACE'S POV THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
Dead ahead, another sign. This one is essentially a giant neon sun,
the Wayne Tech logo burning bright yellows and reds over the message
Solar: The Power of the Future.
Harvey GUNS the chopper's engines.
PILOT
Face!!!
INT. HELICOPTER
As the Pilot, in the background regains control of the chopper,
Harvey walks to the hold, looks down through the hatch at the
dangling chain below. No Batman.
TWO-FACE
Ah, to finally be rid of that pointy eared,
steroid eating, rubber suited, cross
dressing, night rat...
PILOT
No!
Too late. Harvey SPRAYS wildly, blowing holes in the windshield and
Pilot as well.
EXT. HELICOPTER
The cape slips off the windscreen.
INT. HELICOPTER
The chopper dives. Two-Face staggers towards the pilot's chair. He
rests free the corpse, regains control.
A FIST SMASHES through the side window into Harvey's jaw.
BATMAN
Harvey, you need help. Give it up.
EXT. HELICOPTER
Batman stands on one of the struts, begins trying to climb into the
open side of the speeding bird.
TWO-FACE
Words of wisdom from our ex-friend?
Harvey SLAMS Batman's face with his foot. He goes down.
TWO-FACE
Mano a Mano a Bato.
Batman pulls himself back up. Grabs Harvey's foot. Flips him to the
floor. Drags him half way out of the bird.
BATMAN
Surrender.
TWO-FACE
Ever been to Arkham, Batman? You'd feel right
at home. You took a year of my life. So I'm
here to pay you back. There's only one way
out of this waltz. One of us dies.
BATMAN
I won't kill you, Harvey.
Batman gets Harvey by the throat.
TWO-FACE
Batman doesn't kill? Bullshit.
(epiphinous)
You're a killer too.
Somehow Harvey's words seem to shake Batman a beat. It's all the
distraction Harvey needs. He SMASHES Batman across the face.
WINDSHIELD CLOSE
Lady Gotham is coming up fast.
EXT. HELICOPTER
Batman hangs by one hand from the support strut, the bird hurling
towards the giant statue.
INT. HELICOPTER
Harvey locks "The Club" onto the controls, fixing the chopper on
it's deadly course.
Batman hoists himself into the chopper through the open side in time
to see Harvey standing over the cargo hatch.
TWO-FACE
Goodbye old pal.
With that Harvey leaps through the cargo hatch.
Batman stares frozen in disbelief as Two-Face plummets to the dark
water below.
Then a sudden flurry of expanding color caught in Lady Gotham's
lighthouse beam, and a parachute opens over Two-Face, unfolding into
a giant Yin-Yang.
BATMAN POV
The windshield SHATTERS into the statue.
PAN UP
Lady Gotham's one beautiful face now burns the night.
EDWARD
This won't hurt a bit.
(musing)
At least I don't think it will.
Edward reaches for a small transceiver fused to the TV.
STICKLEY
Goddamnit, you press that button and -Too late. A green beam explodes from the TV screen, engulfing
Stickley.
IN THE BEAM
A small holographic representation of the fisherman reeling in a
prize bass.
STICKLEY POV
As far as Fred is concerned he's on the shore, the fisherman's catch
flapping in his face.
The TV signals begin to waver and tremble.
EDWARD
Loosing resolution. More power.
He increases the power toggle. BACKFIRE. A sudden white light shoots
back into the TV and up, surrounding Ed.
STICKLEY CLOSE
His eyes dull, glaze over.
EDWARD CLOSE
The effect on him seems to be quite the opposite. Invigorating,
sexual.
The BEAM-FLARES. A tiny nova. Overload. Both men SCREAM.
All light vanishes.
EDWARD CLOSE
His face buried in his hands.
Edward peers up from his hands.
Look into his eyes. One thing is sure. Edward Nygma has gone power
mad, totally insane.
EDWARD
(game show host)
Fred Stickley. Come on down. You're the next
contestant on I Want Your Brain.
(Wayne-like)
Nygma your machine has unexpected side
effects. A feed back loop has caused your
brain to absorb Stickley's neural energy.
(hyper)
Stickley, I've had a break-through! And a
breakdown? Maybe. Nevertheless. I'm smarter.
Hell, I'm a genius. More than a genius.
Several geniuses. Genae. Genie.
Ed rises, BABBLES a dazed Fred's lips with his finger.
EDWARD
(short order cook)
Yo. Charlie. Gimmie an order of brain deepfry. Extra well done. Hold the neurons.
(a scientist)
Patient exhibits symptoms of psycho neural
overload. Notation: Obviously higher settings
can be dangerous to the subject.
(pacing)
Riddle me this, Fred. What is everything to
someone and nothing to everyone else? Your
mind of course. And now mine pumps with the
power of yours.
(urban)
New from Brain-bok. Da pump. Think faster.
Reason higher. Out-cog-nate every homey on
the court of life. Da pump. Yeah.
(Shakespearian)
Ho! Mark. I sense an odd penchant for the
anagramatic. The acrostic. The
cryptographic. What doth this bode? Answer me
Marcutio, you little runt.
(gourmet)
Fred, I must confess you were a wonderful
appetizer. Simply divine. But now I yearn for
a meal of substance. The main course. A wide
and varied palette. Ah, to taste the mind of
a hero. A nobleman. A poet.
(Groucho)
A chick in a short skirt wouldn't be so bad
either.
STICKLEY
... Fired... your fired... your fired. You
understand?! Fired!!
EDWARD
I don't think so.
Edward savagely sends Stickley careening across the slick floor
still strapped to the swivel chair.
Stickley heads straight for the huge round window.
EDWARD
Fred. Babe. You are fired. Or should I say Terminated!
He yanks the invention from Stickley's head and he crashes below to
certain death. Ed races back to...
EDWARD'S CUBICLE
EDWARD
Question marks, Mr. Wayne?
He stands staring at the picture of Bruce Wayne.
EDWARD
My work raises too many question marks?
In a frenzy, Edward begins tearing up the magazines lying on his
desk, ripping out individual words, pasting them quickly onto a
blank piece of paper.
EDWARD
Two years. 3.5762 percent of my estimated
lifespan toiling for your greater glory and
profit.
He SMASHES the framed GQ cover of Bruce on the floor.
EDWARD
Well, let me ask you some questions, Mr.
Smarter Than Thou. Why are you so debonair?
Successful? Richer than God? Why should you
have it all and not me? Yes, you're right,
there are too many questions, Bruce Wayne.
Edward STOMPS on the picture, pulverizing the glass.
EDWARD
Like why hasn't anybody put you in your
place? And it's time you came up with some
answers. Starting right now!
A SERIES OF IMAGES
(OVER) A SCREAM. SHOTS. Roses fall to the pavement.
A YOUNG BOY stands staring into a parlor where two coffins rest.
Thomas and Martha Wayne. Dead leaves whip through the hallway.
SMALL HANDS touch a leather bound book. Suddenly the pages are
splattered with blood. Wind blows out two flickering candles.
The Boy runs through a dark, stormy night, the book clutched in his
hands. He slips. A sinkhole.
A FALL down a narrow chute. The boy lands in a dark cave.
A GIANT MONARCH BAT, fangs bared, SCREECHES towards us.
TWO-FACE (V.O.)
You're a killer too.
ANOTHER ANGLE
Edward slips out a side door, quickly avoiding Bruce and Gordon as
they walk towards Bruce's office.
GORDON
We've questioned everyone who worked on the
floor. Computer records show no one going in
or out after Stickley.
BRUCE
Computer records can be forged. I'll have my
people pull up -A cop hands Gordon the forged note.
GORDON
Suicide. With all due respect, leave the
police work to us. We'll be in touch.
As the Commissioner exits, Bruce heads into his office, followed by
his secretary, MARGARET.
MARGARET
I don't know. I didn't see anyone...
BRUCE
No postmark. No stamp.
Bruce opens the envelope.
LETTER CLOSE
A photo of Bruce. Below: letters cut from newspapers and magazines
read:
"(RIDDLE#1) (to be written)
signed The Riddler"
Bruce raises an eyebrow.
BRUCE
The Riddler? Why can't anyone in this town
have a normal name?
Phone RINGS. Bruce hits a switch and a desk video-phone lights into
life. Alfred.
ALFRED
Channel 12, sir.
Bruce presses a button and Alfred's image shrinks to a small box in
the corner, superimposed atop a TV picture.
ON SCREEN
A talk show in progress. A radiant black host: VONDELLE MILLIONS
talks to a panel of experts.
VONDELLE
... joined us, we're talking about the
mutilation of Lady Gotham, caused late last
night by Batman...
BRUCE
Excuse me?!
VONDELLE
... will take up to nine months to repair.
Today's topic: Batman-crime-fighter or
criminal?
BATMAN
How 'bout Two-Face? Anyone here heard of him?
The shot WIDENS to reveal the panel.
ON SCREEN
Our first expert: DR. JANISLAUS ROYCE.
ROYCE
Batman is a major cause of crime in Gotham.
So-called super-villains seek him out hoping
to prove themselves in violent conflict.
Batman does not deter crime, he invites it.
VONDELLE
I'm sure our audience objects to your gender
bias. Batperson.
The second expert PIPES in, DR. DAVID AIMS.
AIMS
What is the Dark Knight's credo? Batman does
not kill? What of those slain during his
fight with Jack Napier aka Joker? Or in his
Christmas conflict with the orphan Cobblepot?
Batman belongs behind bars, not his morally
disadvantaged victims.
CHASE (O.S.)
Bull (bleep)!
WIDER
Chase sits at the end of the panel.
VONDELLE
What did you say?
CHASE
Which part of the word didn't you understand?
Watching, Bruce sits a little straighter, more hopeful.
BRUCE
I could like this woman.
CHASE
Batman is a reaction to the crime in this
city, not a creator of it! Without him many
more would be dead. Batman is a true hero...
VONDELLE
Hey, Doc, got the hots for Batman?
HOOTS and HOLLERS from the audience.
CHASE CLOSE
Busted.
ON SCREEN
A graphic: "BATMAN: CRIMEFIGHTER OR CRIMINAL?"
VONDELLE
What do you think? Call us at...
A HAND reaches up and SNAPS off the TV. The screen goes black to
reveal a reflection in the glass: Two-Face.
WIDER
LEATHER sits to one side of Harvey. Ruby lipstick, tight leather
outfit, a choker o spikes, razor blade earrings, stroking a muzzled
black doberman.
LEATHER
Oh you are most obscene, my frightful
grotesque.
Another set of arms entwine Two-Face.
LACE, a submissive blonde in Victoria's Secret's lacy best nuzzles
his good side, pets a white kitten.
LACE
Don't listen to her. You're every girl's
dream.
LEATHER
Waste Dorothy and Toto here, you and me can
get down to business.
Harvey SLAPS Leather, hard.
LEATHER
Harder, baby. Hit me again.
TWO-FACE
No.
LEATHER
(hotter still)
Sadist.
He turns now to Lace, caresses her face gently.
WIDEN TO REVEAL
Two-Face's hideaway, divided straight down the middle. Lace's half
is all light and order. Leather's domain looks like an S&M club.
TWO-FACE
Too many bats to fry to think about fun. We
wanna take him apart limb by hyper-extended
limb. Feel his bones crunch in our hands.
Beat him until he's as black and blue as that
ridiculous rubber suit.
Without thinking, Harvey steps over the Laceland. His demeanor
instantly changes, now more reasoned and calm.
TWO-FACE
On the other hand, perhaps something slow, a
delicious incursion of despair, a campaign to
shatter his psyche and bring him crumbling to
his knees.
He wanders back across to Leatherland.
TWO-FACE
Hell. Why wait? Rupture his organs. Shatter
his spine. Still have time for a late dinner.
Back in Laceland.
TWO-FACE
But simple murder? It's just too damn simple.
Besides, it's been done. No. We need a plan.
Back to Leatherland.
TWO-FACE
Yes. Something senseless, brutal, savage,
violent.
Back to Laceland, stopping to add...
TWO-FACE
Yet witty.
BRUCE
How's the sonar coming, Alfred?
ALFRED
A few hitches sir, but I'm confident we'll
have a prototype in no time.
BRUCE
It'll never work.
ALFRED
I believe you said the same thing about the
Batmobile.
A doorbell RINGS. Alfred disappears upstairs.
SCREEN ONE
Replays the CNN story on Two-Face.
SCREEN TWO
Replays the Vondelle Williams show.
SCREEN THREE
Runs news footage of Chase.
As Alfred returns, Bruce splits the Chase screen, a list of
psychiatric texts scrolling beside her portrait.
ALFRED
Scholarly research?
BRUCE
She has an excellent mind.
ALFRED
If I misinterpreted your interest in the
lady, I humbly apologize.
BRUCE
I wonder if she'd go out with me.
ALFRED
Apology hastily retracted.
Bruce freezes the image of Vondelle Williams over the familiar
graphic: "Batman: Crimefighter or Criminal?"
BRUCE
They don't understand. They think I became
Batman to fight crime.
Bruce leans back, closes his eyes, his past never far.
BRUCE
Do you remember the night I fell into that
cave and the bat chased me?
ALFRED
Your parents' wake. Rain fell like tears.
BRUCE
... The night Batman was born.
(a beat)
What was I doing in the fields that night,
Alfred? What sent me running out into that
storm? I keep dreaming about it but I just
can't remember.
ALFRED
I don't know, sir. Your dear parents.
Suddenly gone. So much loss...
BRUCE
I remember the bat, though. His scream. Those
eyes. i was sure the fear would kill me.
(a beat)
In time I came to believe that if I became a
monster, that if I was feared, I wouldn't be
scared anymore. I was wrong.
(off the screen)
They think I became Batman to fight crime. I
became Batman to fight the fear. And instead
I became the fear.
Alfred hands him an envelope.
ALFRED
Perhaps it's time you paid a bit more
attention to Bruce Wayne. There was no one at
the door, just this.
Within, (RIDDLE #2). His expression darkens.
HER POV
Five people might live here. Sports magazines. Stock market tickers.
Half completed paintings and sculptures. Blueprints. In the corner
an old circus booth containing a manikin of the green-clad, can
wielding Guesser.
MRS. LUCERTOLA
What is it exactly that you do, Mr. Nygma?
EDWARD
My dear Ms. Lucertola. Italian, isn't it? For
lizard. How fitting. I think the question
better asked: What is it that I don't do?
Ed guides Mrs. Lucertola to a sofa before the TV.
EDWARD
Most recently I have devised a way to change
the destiny of mankind and the world as we
know it, all in my favor of course.
MRS. LUCERTOLA
The rent Nygma!!!
EDWARD
Might I persuade you to take a seat on this
couch? To indulge me in a little experiment?
He shoves her down.
MRS. LUCERTOLA
Hey, I got no time for -Edward clamps a new, streamlined headband on her head.
EDWARD
Showtime.
He clicks on the TV. An evening soap.
MRS. LUCERTOLA
My favorite story.
Atop the TV rests a small box. The next generation of his Remote
Encephalographic Stimulator.
EDWARD
Yes. TV. Balm to the minds of the masses. The
great deadener. If only it were more lively.
But wait. I can help.
He hits a switch on the Box and the familiar beam engulfs his
landlady, the holographic image of the screen's kissing couple now
hovering in mid-air before her.
MRS. LUCERTOLA
Oh my lord.
EDWARD
Not quite. But I'm getting there.
CHASE
My opinion. This letter writer is a total
wacko.
BRUCE
Wacko? That a technical term?
CHASE
Patient apparently suffers from acute
obsessional syndrome with potential homicidal
styles. Work better for you?
BRUCE
So what you're saying, this guy's a total
wacko, right?
CHASE
(a slight smile)
Exactly.
He notices batman research on her desk. Spots a framed print hanging
on the wall. A bat.
BRUCE
You have a thing for bats?
Chase follows his gaze.
CHASE
That's a rorschach, Mr. Wayne. People see
what they want to.
Bruce looks back up. In fact, just an ink blot. Only he saw a bat
within it's bleeding lines.
CHASE
I think the question would be, do you have a
thing for bats?
BRUCE
So, this Riddler, he's dangerous?
CHASE
What do you know about obsession?
BRUCE
Not much.
CHASE
Obsession is born of fear. Recall a moment of
great terror in your life. Say you associate
that moment with...
(random)
... a bat. The bat's image becomes a cancer
of the mind, grows more real than your daily
life. Can you imagine something like that?
BRUCE
It's a stretch but I'll manage.
CHASE
The letter writer is obsessed with you. His
only escape may be...
BRUCE
To kill me.
CHASE
You understand obsession better than you let
on.
BRUCE
No insights here, doc. Just trying to get
comfortable on your couch.
(checking his watch)
Oops. Times up.
CHASE
That's usually my line.
BRUCE
Look, I'd love to keep chatting -CHASE
Would you? I'm not so sure.
BRUCE
But I'm going to have to get you out of those
clothes.
CHASE
Excuse me.
BRUCE
And into a black dress.
Bruce throws her startled expression his best smile.
BRUCE
Tell me, Doctor, do you like the circus?
Despite herself, Chase smiles back.
A SIGN CLOSE
"Gotham Hospital Charity Circus"
WIDER
EXT. HIPPODROME NIGHT
Immense. On the lapping edge of Gotham Harbor.
Searchlights sweep the sky. FLAGS flutter on the Hippodrome's oval
roof, Limos spill Gotham's finest. The night of the season.
ON THE TRAPEZE
Dad and Chris Grayson hang by their knees, upside down on opposite
trapezes.
Mom jumps to Chris' hands, hangs in mid-air. Chris swings back and
forth, building momentum, then sends her to Dad in a poetic double
somersault.
BELOW
The Hippodrome is packed solid.
VIP SECTION
Bruce and Chase in evening finery take their seats amidst a barrage
of flashing photographers. The Gotham Society matrons crowd for a
photo op.
CHASE
(off the flashes)
I'm surprised you aren't blind by now.
BRUCE
(as if he were)
I'm sorry. Who are you?
Chase smiles. The Press and Matrons disappear.
BRUCE
Now we can just sit back and watch the show like normal folks.
RINGMASTER (OVER)
Tonight's benefit has raised $2,000 for
Gotham Children's Hospital. Let's thank our
largest single donor: Bruce Wayne.
SPOTLIGHT finds Bruce and Chase. WILD APPLAUSE.
CHASE
(through her smile)
Like normal folks.
BRUCE
(deadpan)
What? This isn't normal?
RINGMASTER
And now Richard, the youngest Flying Grayson,
will perform The Quadruple Flying Somersault!
DICK GRAYSON, handsome, only happy when he is in flight, jumps to
his father's hands, hangs in air.
DICK'S POV
The world flips, dizzying, four times.
Chris catches Dick's hands. Shaky. One hand slips free. The Crowd
GASPS. Dick dangles for an instant.
Chris hoists Dick to safety. An uproarious OVATION!
Chase watches Bruce. He's riveted, eyes like a child's.
BRUCE
That kid is amazing.
CHASE
I don't get you Bruce Wayne.
BRUCE
Me? I'm easy. Especially after a couple of
martinis.
CHASE
The glib, cavalier routine, it really is an
act, isn't it?
BRUCE
Don't believe it. I'm just skin deep.
But he holds her eyes and in the smile that passes between them,
sweet electricity. Maybe something more.
THE RINGMASTER
... stands watching the Graysons feats of aerial wonder. Something
catches his eye.
A GLOVED HAND extends through the curtain leading backstage, beckons
him with a single finger.
CENTER RING
A TINY CAR, horn HONKING away, ROARS into the middle ring and begins
dislodging clowns, all tumbling out of the cars and over each other.
A new Ringmaster steps into the arena. Two-Face.
TWO-FACE
Ladies and gentlemen, and I do use the term
loosely, your attentions please. Tonight, a
new act for your amusement. We call it
Massacre Under the Big Top.
His thugs slip out of their clown costumes and seal every exit.
They pull machine guns and start SHOOTING over the audience's heads.
PANIC. SCREAMS.
TWO-FACE
People, people. Show some grace under
pressure. A little decorum, please.
(into his mike)
SHUT UP!!!
More machine gun BURSTS as Thugs move into sentry positions at each
section of bleachers. Folks quiet.
TWO-FACE
If we may direct your attention...
A Thug trains a spot on a crate hung in the rafters.
TWO-FACE
Inside that wooden box: Two hundred sticks of
TNT.
(showing a box)
In our hand: A radio detonator.
Two-Face presses a button.
DETONATOR CLOSE
A digital countdown. 3:00. 2:59. 2:58...
TWO-FACE
You have three minutes.
THE MAYOR
What the hell do you want?
TWO-FACE
Want, Mr. Mayor? Just one little thing.
Batman. Bruised. Broken. Bleeding. In a word:
Dead.
Two-Face turns, showing his good side.
TWO-FACE
Who do we have assembled before us? Gotham's
finest. Rich, Influential. Smart. One of you
must know who Batman is. Hell, we'd lay odds
one of you is Batman.
Two-Face spins, offers his evil side.
TWO-FACE
So, unless the bat is surrendered to us post
haste, we're off on a proverbial killing
spree. City wide mayhem and murder. Starting
tonight. With all you lovely folks as our
very first corpses to be. You have three...
well just under three minutes.
BRUCE
His eyes riveted on the bomb. No secret is worth innocent lives. He
stands.
Chase, misunderstanding, tries to pull Bruce back down.
WIDER
Suddenly everyone jumps up, SHOUT and SCREAM, point towards the
rafters.
REVERSE ANGLE
The Graysons scale the scaffolding, heading for the bomb.
TWO-FACE
Boys! Move, move, move!
(a beat)
Cannot get good help these days.
Any Thugs not standing sentry fan out, speed up guywires.
CHRIS
(to Dick)
Go! We'll hold them off!
Mom, Dad and Chris swing from trapeze to guywire to platform, trying
to delay the Thugs who are actually well-trained gymnasts.
Dick launches himself from trapeze to trapeze, bounces off the high
wire, grabs a catwalk and hoists himself up.
Bruce uses the distraction to hop the rail, race through the
SCREAMING CROWD.
ON THE TRAPEZE
A Thug grabs Dad Grayson by the leg. Dad manages a jump to another
trapeze.
Mom's not so lucky. A Thug punches her off the uppermost platform.
She falls in mid-air.
FOLKS in the audience SCREAM.
BRUCE
Moves fast towards one of the sentry Thugs.
MOM
Snags a wildly swinging trapeze with one leg, wraps her ankle around
a rope, hanging over the floor.
A THUG
Points to the Time Clock 0:45. 0:44. 0:43.
THE THUGS
Quit the fight, slide down ropes and guywires.
IN THE RAFTERS
Dick has reached the Bomb. Begins un-lashing the crate.
DICK
Scales a service ladder, vies with a roof hatch.
TRAPEZE CLOSE
Dan and Chris make their final swing. Mom lets go and sails
gloriously towards Chris. Below them, no net.
BRUCE
Taps the watching Thug on the shoulder. He spins.
BRUCE
Show's over.
A punch and the guy is out. Bruce starts for Two-Face. Another Thug
springs up before him, blocking his way.
TWO-FACE
Stares up at the dangling Graysons. He reaches into his pocket.
Pulls out a familiar coin.
TWO-FACE
Day in, day out, it always comes down to the
same old question. Life...
(flips the coin)
Or death.
He looks down. Scarred side up. He draws his gun.
TWO-FACE
Our kinda day.
BRUCE
Fells the other Thug. Starts to sprint across the ring towards TwoFace.
AT THE ROOF
Dick shoves the hatch open, climbs out.
TIMER CLOSE
0:10. 0:09. 0:08.
MOM
Spots the pointing gun far below. She SCREAMS.
BRUCE
Races for the aiming Two-Face. Almost there.
Another Thug hits him broadside, knocking him flat.
TWO-FACE FIRES. Twice, the first bullet cutting, the second severing
the rope that holds the Graysons.
TWO-FACE
Never did like the circus. Too many freaks.
Two-Face disappears down the tunnel. Bruce struggles to his feet. A
CHARGE blows inside the escape hatch, filling the access-way with
fire. No way out.
CLOCK CLOSE
0:07. 0:06.
DICK CLOSE
On his face, his life's end.
BRUCE CLOSE
His face a tragic echo of Dick's pain.
ALFRED
Welcome, Master Grayson. I'm Alfred.
DICK
How ya doin', Al?
ALFRED
(mouthing)
Al?
DICK
(to Bruce)
Big house. How many rooms?
BRUCE
Gee, I'm not sure.
(across the foyer)
Alfred? How many rooms? Total?
ALFRED
Ninety-three, including the sauna.
BRUCE
Take any three you like. After you get
settled we can...
But Dick isn't listening, stares instead over Bruce's shoulder as
Gordon's cruiser disappears out of sight.
DICK
Okay. I'm outta here.
BRUCE
Excuse me.
DICK
I figure telling that cop I'd stay here saved
me a truckload of social service interviews
and good will. So no offense but thanks. See
ya.
Dick heads toward the door. Alfred slips away.
BRUCE
Where will you go? The circus is halfway to
Metropolis by now.
DICK
I got no place at the circus without my
family. I'm going to get a fix on Two-Face.
Then I'm going to kill him.
BRUCE
Listen, Dick. Killing Two-Face won't take the
pain away. It'll make it worse.
DICK
Look, spare me the sermons, okay. You're just
some rich guy who is trying to do a good
deed. You don't even know me.
ALFRED
What did you say?
BRUCE
He killed them. Two-Face. He slaughtered that
boy's parents.
ALFRED
No. You said I. I killed them.
BRUCE
Don't be ridiculous.
Suddenly a pale light through the window illuminates the room,
bathes their faces.
The BATSIGNAL beams in the sky.
HALLWAY
The house seems empty.
DICK
Hey?... Hello?... Anybody home?
He's puzzled.
CHASE
You like strong women. I've done my homework.
Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
Their bodies are close.
BATMAN
I haven't had much luck with women...
CHASE
Maybe you just haven't met the right woman...
Their mouths are close. Suddenly Commissioner Gordon, trench-coat
over pajamas, rushes onto the roof.
GORDON
I saw the beacon. What's going on?
BATMAN
Nothing... False alarm.
Batman shoots a Batarang into the night and dives from the building.
CHASE
Are you sure?
ANGLE ON
A bridge structure.
REVERSE ANGLE
A mysterious silhouette stands in the dark.
Two-Face draws his gun.
VOICE IN THE DARK
The answer is, your enemy.
TWO-FACE
Who are you?
VOICE IN THE DARK
You can just call me... The Riddler.
The figure steps out of shadow. A new costume, lime green, covered
with question marks, an emerald eye mask, derby and cane. An exact
replica of the Guesser's outfit.
TWO-FACE
How'd you find us?
RIDDLER
You are Two-Face, you would need to face both
rivers, both uptown and downtown
simultaneously. Only one spot in Gotham
serves these bi-zonal, bi-coastal needs...
TWO-FACE
Congratulations. You get to die on the dean's
list.
Two-Face trains his gun, COCKS the trigger.
RIDDLER
Has anyone ever told you have a serious
impulse control problem?
(looking around)
You know, I simply love what you've done with
this place. Heavy Metal with just a touch of
House and Garden.
He crosses to Leatherland.
RIDDLER
It's so dark and Gothic and disgustingly
decadent...
He moves to Laceland.
RIDDLER
Yet so bright and chipper and conservative!
(to "bad" side)
It's so you.
("good" side)
And yet so you!
(touching his suit)
Very few people are both a summer and a
winter. But you pull it off nicely.
TWO-FACE
A man with a death wish.
RIDDLER
Harvey. You need me. Since you've gotten out
of Arkham, you've managed, what? To bungle
stealing a safe? Wreck a statue? And, correct
me if I'm wrong here, but weren't you
outsmarted by an acned acrobat at the circus?
TWO-FACE
Let's see if you bleed green.
Two-Face COCKS back the hammer.
RIDDLER
Alright, counselor. Go ahead. Fire away. But
before you do, let me ask you one question.
Is it really me you want to kill?
The Riddler knits his thumbs together, waves his hands over one of
the exposed light bulbs that illuminate the room, making a shadow on
the wall. The shadow of a bat.
RIDDLER
Do you know about hate, my dual visaged
friend? Slow, burning hate that keeps you
sleepless until late in the night, that wakes
you before dawn. Do you know that kind of
hate? I do.
(circling Harvey)
Kill him? Seems like a good enough idea. But
have you thought it through? A few bullets, a
quick spray of blood, a fast, thrilling rush,
and then what? Wet hands and post-coital
depression. Is it really enough?
(up close)
Why not ruin him first? Expose his frailty.
And then, when he is at his weakest, crush
him in your hand.
Riddler gestures to the front of the room, where Leather and Lace,
on their respective sides, are fixed to their TV's via the green
beam of the box.
He tosses a receiver electrode to Two-Face.
RIDDLER
... Take a hit.
Two-Face looks at the electrode curiously.
RIDDLER
(taps his forehead)
Up, up, up.
A beat. Then, gun still trained on the Riddler, Two-Face holds the
receiver to his skull. He's blasted with a dose of Leather and
Lace's neural energy.
TWO-FACE
Holy shit.
RIDDLER
So not everyone can be a poet. Still, I
respect the sentiment.
Riddler waves his hand in front of the girls' eyes. No response.
Definitely zoned.
RIDDLER
(to the girls)
This is your brain on the box.
(off Harvey)
This is your brain on their brain.
He plants an electrode on his own forehead.
RIDDLER
This is my brain on your brain on their
brain. Does anybody else feel like a fried
egg?
The Riddler grabs Two-Face's receiver.
TWO-FACE
No. Wait...
RIDDLER
Addictive isn't it? Just Say No. Until I say
yes. A little fringe benefit of working with
me. Now here's the concept, counselor. Crime.
My I.Q., your AK-47. You help me gather
production capital so I can produce enough of
these...
(pulling a Box from his
vest)
... to create an empire that will eclipse
Bruce Wayne's forever. And, in return I will
help you solve the greatest riddle of all.
Who is Batman?
Two-Face eyes The Riddler, interest dawning in his eyes.
TWO-FACE
You are a very strange person. You speak as
if we are old friends, which we are not. You
barge in here unarmed when it is clearly
suicidal to do so. Still, an intriguing
proposition.
(pulling his coin)
Heads: We take your offer.
He rests the barrel on The Riddler's temple.
TWO-FACE
Tails: We blow your goddamned head off!
WIDER
The Riddler and Two-Face stand over a palette of black jeweler's
felt. Littered with bright, sparkling diamonds.
The Riddler slips on a monocle, lifts a stone.
Two-Face grabs the entire palette, pours the diamonds into a loot
bag, heads towards another counter.
EXT. STREET
The Batmobile rushes to a halt. Batman leaps out, SMASHES through a
door into...
SCREEN CLOSE
Changes. Edward stands on the Claw Island.
A small abandoned island in Gotham Harbor.
ANCHOR
In other news, entrepreneur Edward Nygma has
signed a lease for Claw Island. Nygma says he
plans to break ground on an electronics
plant...
Dick grins. Alfred watches him go, a wry smile on his face. The
coast now clear, he disappears into the secret doorway.
WIDER
Dick stands hidden in an alcove, watching.
BACKSTAGE
Green gloved hands attach a Box to the translator.
AUDIENCE
The familiar green beam of The Box transfixes the audience and the
performers. Two-Face and his Thugs take the balcony in protective
green sunglasses, strip folks of their cash and jewels.
The Riddler stands on stage.
RIDDLER
I just love a captive audience.
He picks up the ARIA A-CAPELLA, races through the stunned orchestra,
collecting valuables.
As he goes, he moves the mouths of his victims, turning the robbery
into an opera of his own.
RIDDLER
(singing)
Oh, but all I want is to take all your jewels
oh oh.
(moving a woman's mouth)
No, oh you villain don't take my jewels, oh
no.
(singing back)
I will.
(a man's mouth)
No you won't.
(singing)
I will.
(another man)
No you won't.
Still SINGING, he leaps back onto the stage where Harvey and his
Thugs arrive, bags full of loot. Riddler plays tiny hidden buttons
in his cane, directing Batman.
TWO-FACE
Where are you sending Batboy this time?
RIDDLER
Here. Get a good seat.
BATMAN
... drops to the Stage from the ceiling. He looks around at the
stunned audience.
He spots a small box with a question mark on it sitting center
stage. Lifts the top. Within, a pair of plastic hands applaud him.
THE AUDIENCE
Startled by Batman's sudden appearance on stage, starts LAUGHING.
Until someone notices her tiara is missing. A SCREAM. The first of
many.
CUTS OF MAGAZINES
All proclaiming Edward as the new King of Electronics in Gotham
City.
EDWARD
Ladies and gentlemen. Let me tell you my
vision for the future. "The Box" in every
home in America. And one day, the world.
INT. BATCAVE
Bruce stands over the Batcomputer.
BRUCE
Riddler and Two-Face are tweaking the data
before the computer pulls it off the
emergency bands.
Alfred stands in his lab area, trying to disassemble "The Box". He
gets the lid off.
BOX CLOSE
The circuitry inside automatically vaporizes.
Two-Face and Leather and Lace take another hit of the glowing neural
energy. Smiles.
TWO-FACE
Our Paleolithic yearnings are best expressed
in a pre-linguistic.
(off the befuddled girls)
Sorry. Just thinking out loud.
Harvey leans back, buzzed, the electrode slipping from his hand.
Leather grabs for it. Not fast enough. Riddler snatches it away.
RIDDLER
(to Leather)
Not until you do that thing I like.
(taking a hit)
On se tue pour des mesnonges. J'ai gache ma
vie...
(off the electrode)
Woah. Harsh toke.
TWO-FACE
Don't bogart that 'trode.
He tosses Harv the electrode over Lace's ill-timed grab. Harvey
takes a hit.
TWO-FACE
(epiphanous)
Oh my God. Jim Morrison was right.
RIDDLER
About what?
TWO-FACE
Everything.
RIDDLER & TWO-FACE
(simultaneous)
... Yeah.
VONDELLE
Gripe, gripe, gripe. Isn't this what they
said about TV? I think "The Box" is the
future. What's your opinion? I want to
know...
FAVOR ALFRED
As he shuts off the set, moves into the hallway and the locked door
to the Batcave.
ALFRED
(calling out)
Master Dick?
High above, Dick appears on the third floor landing.
DICK
Up here, Al.
ALFRED
Just checking, young sir.
DICK
(to himself)
Four seconds from...
Below, Alfred opens the door.
DICK
Now!
Alfred disappears inside and the door begins to close.
Dick leaps the bannister, grabs the chandelier, swings to a large
tapestry, slides down and into the passageway as the door SLAMS
shut.
BRUCE
The style of the letters I'm getting matches
those found at the crime sites. Why would The
Riddler be sending me riddles?
(looking around)
Who's your decorator? U-Haul?
CHASE
Sorry. I haven't even had time to unpack.
Instant coffee okay?
Chase disappears into the kitchen as Bruce takes off his coat. She
reappears with a small box. Hands it to Bruce.
BRUCE
What's this?
Bruce opens the box. Within, a dream doll.
CHASE
Call it clinical intuition. I thought your
dreams might need changing.
Bruce looks at Chase. He stares out the window a beat, deciding. As
he speaks now his words are halting, self disclosure difficult for
him.
BRUCE
My parents were murdered. In front of me. I
was just a kid.
Chase nods. She knows.
BRUCE
A lot of what happened is jagged. Pieces
missing. I can't really remember. I just get
flashes. Usually in my dreams. I'd kind of
gotten used to them. At least accepted
them...
CHASE
And now...
BRUCE
They've changed. The dreams, I mean. There's
a new element I don't understand. A book.
Black. Covered in leather...
The kettle begins to WHISTLE.
CHASE
Damn. I'll be right back.
Bruce is agitated, starts to looking around. At her desk he finds a
virtual shrine to Batman. Pictures. Newsphotos. Articles.
CHASE (OVER)
Find anything interesting?
BRUCE
Why do I feel like the other man, here?
CHASE
Come on, Bruce. This is what I do for a
living.
BRUCE
I'd say this goes a little beyond taking your
work home.
CHASE
What do you want me to say? That I'm not
attracted to him?
She hits a button and on screen newsfootage rolls of Batman fighting
Catwoman.
CHASE
(mesmerized)
Look at the abuse he's taking. He's not just
fighting criminals. He's punishing himself.
Chase hits a button, freezing on Batman's face.
CHASE
It's as if he's paying some great penance.
What crime could he have committed to deserve
a life sentence of such agony?
Bruce hits a key, blanking the screen.
BRUCE
Maybe he just had a lousy childhood, is that
it Doc?
Chase grabs his hand as it comes away from the keyboard.
CHASE
Why do you do that?
BRUCE
What?
CHASE
Throw up that ridiculous superficial mask. If
you're jealous...
BRUCE
I'm not -CHASE
You want me close but you won't let me near.
What's the terrible, dark secret you're
protecting everyone from?
In the mirror they are half in shadow, half in light.
CHASE
In a sense we are all two people. The side we
show in daylight. And that side we keep in
shadow.
BRUCE
Rage. Anger. Passion. Pain.
He pulls her to him. Their faces are close. A breath apart. Suddenly
his watch begins to BEEP.
Bruce turns over his wrist. Depresses a stud on his watch. The face
turns into a screen.
ALFRED
Sorry to bother you, sir. I have some rather
distressing news about Master Dick.
BRUCE
Is he all right?
ALFRED
I'm afraid Master Dick has... gone traveling.
BRUCE
He ran away?
ALFRED
Actually, he took the car.
BRUCE
He boosted the Jag?
(relieved)
Is that all?
ALFRED
Not the Jaguar. The other car.
BRUCE
The Rolls?
ALFRED
No, sir. The other car!
A beat. Then Bruce closes his eyes.
The low riders, put to shame, PEEL OUT. (OVER) a SCREAM cuts the
night. A GIRL runs for her life, chased by SIX GANG MEMBERS into a
dark alley.
The Batmobile TEARS after her.
DICK
I could definitely get behind this super hero
gig.
Dick nods to the awestruck Girl.
DICK
Ma'am.
He starts towards the car.
GIRL
Wait.
She moves close.
GIRL
You forgot the part where you kiss the girl.
DICK
(grinning)
Right.
He leans in, happy to oblige when suddenly...
SCREAMS AND SHOUTS as the Thug who got away comes racing back into
the alley, followed by maybe thirty new gang members, all wielding
bats and chains.
DICK
Uh-oh.
He pulls the girl behind him, readies for war.
A DARK FIGURE
Flies out of the night.
Batman, on a wire, swings into the group, sending them scattering in
all directions. The bad guys race off.
THE BATMOBILE
REVS UP, races to Batman.
Batman lifts Dick by his collar, drops him into the passenger seat.
Hops into the other side.
GIRL
(shouting)
Don't you want my number?
She watches as the Batmobile speeds away into the night.
BRUCE
(not biting)
So how goes your 'scholarly' pursuit of
Batman?
CHASE
Oh God, Bruce. You're still jealous.
BRUCE
(flaring)
Spare me the diagnosis, okay? You're being
ridiculous. I can't be jealous of Batman.
(to himself)
Can I?
EDWARD
Of course you are. And what a grand pursuit
you must be.
(to Bruce)
What do you think of my new invention?
BRUCE
What? Oh, it's very impressive.
EDWARD
Gracious even in defeat. How vaguely
disappointing. When all this could have been
ours together.
Edward stills a passing waiter and his tray of champagne. Crystal
flutes for all. He toasts Chase.
EDWARD
No grape could be more intoxicating than you,
my dear. But we make due. To your charms.
(clinking hers)
Skol.
BRUCE
(raising his)
Nostrovia.
EDWARD
(pausing)
La'chiem.
BRUCE
(casual)
Slanta.
EDWARD
Rinka.
BRUCE
Banzai.
CHASE
I'm drinking.
And she does.
EDWARD
I notice you've sub-divided your B coupons.
Feeling a little light on principle?
BRUCE
Actually, I like to divest just before a
major re-capitalization.
EDWARD
I wouldn't race to the bank. Old regimes
crumble every day. Life is a cycle. Remember
Yeats; turn, turn the widening gyre. The
Falconer cannot hear the Falcon...
BRUCE
(finishing the poem)
And the beast slouches towards
Bethelem.
CHASE
Excuse me, boys. I'd hate to stop this
testosterone flood on my account.
EDWARD
Quite right. Shall we dance?
And with that, Edward draws Chase onto to dance floor.
As Chase and Edward dance in the b.g. Bruce walks over to one of
the displays. Examines a control station for the green beam. Tries
to pry open a circuit panel.
SHOWGIRL (OVER)
Naughty, naughty.
She slaps his hand playfully. Bruce smiles an apology. Looks around.
No other choice. He steps into a beam.
Edward twirls Chase, watches Bruce enter the beam. He smiles.
BRUCE POV
Colorful planets soar all around him. Suddenly the beam flashes.
There, racing towards him, a giant Bat.
BACK TO SCENE
All beams wink out as GUN FIRE bursts across the room.
Two-Face and his Thugs stand at every entrance.
Bruce backs away, slips towards a service door.
TWO-FACE
Alright, folks, this is an old-fashioned,
low-tech stick-up. We're interested in the
basics: jewelry, cash, watches, high-end
cellular phones. Hand 'em over nice and easy
and no one gets hurt.
Two-Face's Thugs charge the room. The crowd SCREAMS.
EXT. ALLEY
Bruce ducks into the Rolls.
BRUCE
Emergency, Alfred.
INT. ROLLS
A secret panel in the back opens. A Batsuit.
INT. PARTY
The Thugs circulate quickly, yanking jewels from ears and necks,
grabbing wallets and purses, filling sacks.
Ed pushes his way against the crowd, through Two-Face's ring of
personal guards and right up to Two-Face's face.
EDWARD
You're ruining my big party. Are you insane?
Actually, considering your dual persona,
let's just forget the question.
TWO-FACE
We're sick of waiting for you to deliver The
Bat, Riddle boy. You promised us Batman.
EDWARD
Patience, oh bifurcated one.
TWO-FACE
Screw patience. We want him dead.
(looking around)
An nothing brings out The Bat like a little
mayhem and murder.
EDWARD
Oh well, in that case. As long as you were
going to rob me, you could have at least let
me in on the caper. We could have organized
this, planned it, pre-sold the movie rights.
The CRASH of breaking glass.
BATMAN
Flies in through a window, kicking a row of Thugs down before he
lets go his rope and lands on the floor.
EDWARD
Harv, babe, I gotta be honest. Your entrance
was good. His was better. What's the
difference? Showmanship.
BATMAN POV
Shadows race down the dark tunnel ahead.
He pursues.
TUNNEL
Harvey and Thugs, racing away.
THUG
Bat's right behind us.
TWO-FACE
Excellent.
PAN UP
Batman arrives on a wide platform of scaffolding at the top of the
staircase. His cape whips up around him as if from some low infernal
wind.
BATMAN POV
Down the fragmenting staircase, at the bottom of the shaft, a
tremendous fan spins, chewing chunks of falling scaffolding and
plaster, spitting plumes of dust.
TWO-FACE
Stands at the bottom of the well. He grabs a rack of scaffolding and
wrenches the old aluminum supports away.
THE PLATFORM
Where Batman is standing gives way, planks falling, sending Batman
tumbling towards the deadly blades below.
BATMAN POV
The giant whirling blades, coming up fast.
BATMAN
Falls, stairways and laughing Thugs whipping past.
His hand shoots out and grabs...
A THUG
By the jacket, wrenching the fabric over the goon's head, jerking
him hard into the railing like a human anchor.
Batman climbs the struggling Thug like a ladder, leaps onto the
staircase, CRACKS the Thug's head on the rail, then races down the
stairs.
THE SNOWBOARDERS
Really are good. They ride the rails. The low gas pipes. Even bank
the curving sides of the tunnel.
A THUG CLOSE
Looks back to see Batman closing. Mistake.
WHIP PAN
As he is clotheslined by a low hanging danger sign. He flies off the
snowboard backwards. Out cold.
Batman races past him.
The end of the tunnel slopes so drastically the dark maw at the end
seems more a pit than a door.
The boarders circle and one by one, drop through like bits of filth
down a drain.
A THUG
FIRES at him from his whizzing board as it careens along an adjacent
piece of scaffolding.
BATMAN
Angles towards him, picking up speed.
THE THUG
Banks off some statuary. Takes a few more SHOTS.
BATMAN
Shoots around the curve, jumps from one rail to the next, catches
the villain in the face with his boot, and sends him flying.
ANOTHER THUG
Shoots past over head.
BATMAN
Flips onto another pipe, is closing fast, chasing the Thug towards a
loop that banks towards the blackness of an abandoned tunnel.
He is closing on the Thug. Closer. Closer.
TWO-FACE
Stands in the shadows, FIRING his machine pistol, blowing a hole in
the curving rail directly in front of Batman.
The RAIL breaks.
Batman flies off directly into the dark tunnel.
BATMAN POV
A rushing darkness. He SMASHES into a wall.
INT. TUNNEL
The huge fireball rushes towards Batman. Batman wraps himself in his
cape.
HAND CLOSE
As he reaches to his utility belt. Presses a stud there.
His cape begins to run and flow like water morphing into a
protective sphere just as...
A tremendous fireball ROARS races down the tunnel engulfing Batman
in a world of flame.
REVERSE ANGLE
A shape rises, phoenix-like, out of the flames. The figure moves
forward.
BATMAN CLOSE
As his cape parts over his face.
WIDER
He lifts his arms, the cape splitting down the center, reverting to
it's original form, arms going wide to familiar wings.
The Bat heads towards Two-Face and his men.
TWO-FACE CLOSE
Consumed with rage.
He grabs a section of the wall's support scaffolding and begins to
wrench it free with crazed fury.
TWO-FACE
Why won't you just die?!
In a final rage of maniacal fury, Harvey wrenches the scaffolding
free. It's ancient supports gone...
THE CEILING
Begins to crack and fall, debris pouring in at an ever more furious
pace.
BATMAN
... is suddenly doused in a rain of rock and sand.
THE TUNNEL
Between Harvey and Batman is obstructed by tons of falling metal and
plaster and sand. Two-Face stands as the ceiling falls all around
him.
BATMAN
... is driven down by a storm of wreckage.
TWO-FACE
... can barely contain his joy. Plaster and rubble fall ever more
furiously.
BATMAN
... stumbles as the ground beneath him suddenly gives, sucking him
into a quickly filling pit of sand and tile.
He reaches for his utility belt but its too late.
Batman is nearly buried, sand coming up over his mouth, his eyes,
until finally he is gone.
TWO-FACE
... stands watching, eyes full of childish delight.
The floor in front of him begins to give way, running with deep
cracks.
TWO-FACE
Boys, let's go have us a party.
(turning)
Anybody else feel like donuts?
Harvey and his men head away, up out of the tunnels.
WIDER
Dick hangs on a wire above Batman in an aerialist's maneuver. He
secures his grip and pulls.
DICK CLOSE
Straining.
Suddenly, Batman's face breaks the sand.
Dick uses the leverage of his body on the rope to pull harder.
Batman begins to rise. Free.
The two face each other. Hands still clasped.
And with that Dick turns and storms out of the Batcave.
BRUCE
It's starting all over again, Alfred. Another
boy lost to rage. And it's my fault. If
Harvey hadn't come gunning for me at the
circus... His family...
Bruce glances at Gotham Times, of Headline "Bat More Harm Than
Good?"
BRUCE
Maybe they're right.
ALFRED
Which 'they' might that be, sir?
BRUCE
Jack Napier's dead. My parents are avenged.
The Wayne Foundation contributes a small
fortune to police and crime prevention
programs.
Bruce touches a cowl resting on the control panel.
BRUCE
Why do I keep doing this?
ALFRED
Why, indeed?
BRUCE
Could I let Batman go? For Dick. For me.
Could I leave the shadows? Have a life.
Friends. Family...
ALFRED
Dr. Meridian...
Bruce touches his lips, the spot Chase kissed Batman.
BRUCE
(pained)
She's the first woman in a long time
that's... No. She's the first woman ever. And
she loves Batman. Not Bruce Wayne. If I let
go of Batman I'll lose her.
ALFRED
Perhaps. Perhaps not. Why not ask the lady?
BRUCE
How? As Batman, knowing she wants me? Or as
Bruce Wayne and hope...?
Bruce reaches to the phone. Hits an autodial key. (OVER) TONES as
the phone begins to dial.
PHONE (CHASE)
Hello?... Hello?... Who is this?
REVERSE ANGLE
At the french doors to her bedroom stands a familiar silhouette.
Batman.
Chase rises, moves across the room, the pale light catching her
white nightgown. She pulls the doors wide.
Chase faces him, bodies close. She reaches up, touches his mask.
Kisses him. His cape WHIPS around her.
BATMAN CLOSE
Smiles.
Then he's over the balcony and gone, a shadow on the wing in the
dead of night.
Riddler hits a switch. Suddenly his screens fill with the image of
Bruce stepping into the simulation at the party.
RIDDLER
A few dozen extra IQ points and my little
invention learned a new trick. It does more
than drain your brain. It makes a map of your
mind.
The screens change, now showing a turning schematic of a brain,
alive with neural lightning.
RIDDLER
Would you like to see what my old friend
Bruce has in his head.
Riddler hits a switch. Another image pulls free from the schematic
brain. A trapped bat. Fierce. Monstrous. The very picture of
imagined evil, made live. Bruce's nightmare.
RIDDLER
Riddle me this, what kind of man has bats on
the brain?
Two-Face stares at him.
RIDDLER
Go ahead. You can say it.
TWO-FACE
You're a genius.
The tow begin to LAUGH.
CLOSE ON BAT
It's a fake one on top of a pole.
DICK (OVER)
What the hell do you mean, it ends?
WIDER
INT. BATCAVE
Bruce and Dick are in mid-conversation.
BRUCE
From this day on, Batman is no more.
Bruce hits a switch. The machines in the cave go dark.
DICK
You can't.
BRUCE
Dick, let go. Revenge will eat you alive.
Trust me. I know.
DICK
But what about all the good we can do? There
are monsters out there. Gotham needs us.
BRUCE
And when you finally get Two-Face?
Dick looks away.
BRUCE
Exactly. And once you'd killed him you'd be
lost. Like me.
(off the cave)
All this has to be a choice. Otherwise...
it's a curse.
DICK
Bruce, you can't.
BRUCE
Chase is coming for dinner. Why don't you
join us.
And with that, Bruce turns, heads up into the house. Dick stands all
alone in the still, dark cave.
(OVER) A doorbell RINGS.
INT. VAN
Two-Face, Riddler, and men sit watching the manor.
RIDDLER POV
A taxi pulls up. Chase emerges as the Trick or Treaters leave.
RIDDLER
And today's not even my birthday.
Two-Face couldn't care less about Chase. He tosses his coin.
HOLD ON the spinning faces as (OVER) we hear...
TWO-FACE
Bruce, Batman. Bruce, Batman.
CHASE
Let me go first, okay? I think I've found
something. About your dreams. I pulled the
files on your parents' murders. There was a
missing diary, Bruce. Alfred told the police
your father always kept it on his desk. But
the day after the murders, it was gone. Maybe
that's the book you're.
But Bruce isn't listening. He's pressing his eyes. Hard.
BRUCE POV
A series of images. The coffins. The book. The run through the
stormy night. The fall. The bat.
CHASE
What is it? What's wrong?
BRUCE
Flashes. Images. Of that night.
CHASE
Your memories are repressed. They're trying
to break through. Relax. Try to remember.
BRUCE
I don't want to remember!
CHASE
Stop fighting.
A long beat. Then Bruce Wayne surrenders, leans back. Closes his
eyes. Remembers.
BRUCE
My parents are laid out in the library. Their
skin smells like talcum powder. I'm so small.
My father's diary is on his desk like always.
I'm opening the book. Reading. I'm running
out into the storm. The book is in my hands.
I can't hear my screams over the rain. I'm
falling...
CHASE
What does it say? What hurts so much, Bruce?
What does the book say?
BRUCE
I don't.
CHASE
You do know. Try.
Bruce opens his eyes. Clear. He remembers.
BRUCE
The last entry read, Bruce insists on seeing
a movie tonight.
(a beat)
Bruce insists. I made them go out. I made
them take me to the movie. To that theater...
(finally)
It was my fault. I killed them.
CHASE
Oh God, Bruce, you were a child. You weren't
responsible.
BRUCE
(to himself)
... Not the bat?
CHASE
What?
BRUCE
I always thought it was the bat that scared
me that night that changed my life. But it
wasn't. The real fear was hiding underneath:
What I read in the journal, that my parents'
deaths were my fault. That's what I couldn't
remember. That's the crime I've been paying
for all these years.
CHASE
What are you talking about?
BRUCE
Chase. There's something I need to tell you.
(OVER) The doorbell RINGS.
FRONT DOOR
Alfred peers out to a sea of Halloween Masks.
LITTLE VOICE
Trick or Treat?
Alfred grabs his candy bags as he opens the door to...
The Riddler, Two-Face and the Thugs.
RIDDLER
Trick.
He CRACKS Alfred on the head with his cane. Down he goes.
TWO-FACE
(to his thugs)
Get the girl.
MEANWHILE
The Riddler uses the scanner in the head of his cane to locate and
open the secret door to the Batcave.
INT. HALLWAY
Bruce and Chase race towards the stairway. Bruce pulls standing
display suits of armor to the floor as he goes, blocking the Thugs'
way.
RIDDLER
(Jack's favorite line)
Gonna have a hot time in the old town
tonight.
(a beat)
Who used to say that? Somebody always used to
say that.
The car EXPLODES.
TWO-FACE
Stands on the floor below. Just the moment he's been waiting for.
TWO-FACE
See ya.
He SHOOTS. The bullet grazes Bruce's head. He falls down the grand
staircase.
CHASE SCREAMS as Thugs grab her.
BRUCE
Hits the floor. Hard. No movement. None at all.
TWO-FACE
Bruce, you sure know how to throw a party.
Two-Face stands over the prostrate form. Draws his gun. SLAMS in a
new clip of ammo.
RIDDLER (OVER)
Sheath your weapon my impetuous cohort.
Riddler has appeared from the Batcave.
TWO-FACE
We want to dust him. We truly want to dust
him bad.
RIDDLER
Oh yes, and certainly WE will!
Riddler walks over to the unconscious Wayne. Kneels. Looks at him,
tender, like a lover. Caresses his face.
RIDDLER
My poor sweet hero.
He stands, kicks him hard in the rib cage. Bones CRACK.
RIDDLER
We'll kill him alright. But first...
(calling)
Boys.
With that, the Thugs drag out a freshly bound Chase.
CHASE
Bruce!
Riddler drops an envelope (RIDDLE #4) on Bruce.
RIDDLER
... We're going to make him suffer.
INT. BATCAVE
Sputtering. Burning.
WIDER
INT. BATCAVE
Or what's left of it. Melted ruin and rubble. Bruce stands with a
worried Alfred, surveying the landscape.
BRUCE
(disbelieving)
I'm Batman? I remember my life as Bruce
Wayne.
(looking around)
But all this. It's like the life of a
stranger.
ALFRED
Perhaps the fall...
BRUCE
There's one other thing. I feel..
ALFRED
What?
BRUCE
... Afraid.
ALFRED
Bruce. Son. Listen to me. You are a kind man.
A strong man. But in truth you are not the
most sane man.
BRUCE
... A bat.
ALFRED
What?
BRUCE
I remember a bat. A monster. A demon. Chasing
me.
(child's terror)
Oh my God, Alfred.
ALFRED
No demons, son.
(touching his head)
Your monsters are here. Until you fact that,
I fear you will spend your life fleeing them.
WIDER
Chase has been chained to the floor of his throne.
CHASE
Batman will come for me.
RIDDLER
(singing)
Someday my bat will come. Some day my bat
will come.
(suddenly lethal)
I'm counting on it.
He puts his face close to Chase's.
CHASE
You're frying your brain.
RIDDLER
Nap time gorgeous.
The Riddler draws a hypo filled with green liquid. He plunges it
into her neck as she passes out.
INT. BATCAVE
Bruce stands before a dark, rocky mouth. Through this passage, the
cave as it once was, sweating granite, a shifting world of shadow.
Bruce steps inside.
WALLS CLOSER
The movement isn't water at all. It's the restless shrugging of
bats. Thousands of bats.
Bruce presses on. Sweat beads on his face.
Ahead, a diffusion of moonlight illuminates a curving rock chamber,
bats here too bringing the walls to life.
Bruce moves into the moonlight. Looks up.
BRUCE POV
A narrow chute. The fall he took as a child.
He kneels, there on the floor, worn by years of weather, a single
book. A diary.
BRUCE CLOSE
And terrified. He turns to run. The bat's flapping wings BEAT like
drums, closing fast.
Bruce holds his ground. Resolved. He turns and faces the monster,
SCREECHING towards him, glistening fangs barely inches from his
face.
Something remarkable happens. The bat holds its position, stares
into Bruce's eyes, wings spreading wide.
A beat. Then Bruce raises his arms, a living mirror. The two stand
facing each other, man and bat. In the moonlight on the wall, their
shadows begin to blend, to merge, becoming one SHIMMERING WHITE
LIGHT!
INT. BATCAVE
The mouth of the inner cave. A sudden SCREAMING DIN as a storm of
bats explode into the cave, a shooting column of life and there,
from within, steps a man.
REVERSE ANGLE
Alfred stands at the entrance.
ALFRED
Master, Bruce?
BRUCE
... Batman, Alfred. I'm Batman.
ALFRED
I... um... took the liberty, sir.
DICK
I thought you could use a friend.
Bruce stares at him a beat.
BATMAN
Not a friend.
He extends his hand.
BATMAN
A partner.
The Dynamic Duo clasp hands.
ANGLE UP TO:
The Batsignal. The ROAR grows louder. Light and shadow dance, for a
second it seems the Batsignal itself is flying toward us. Suddenly
The Batwing bursts through the signal.
The dark plane BUZZES Police Headquarters, dipping a wing to Gordon.
A triumphant Gordon waves Batman onward.
INT. COCKPIT
Working the controls, Batman is back.
SEARCHLIGHTS
Atop the island headquarters pop on, one by one, flooding the water
with light.
UNDERWATER
A SPEAR shoots past leaving a trail of bubbles. Another.
A HIDDEN BUNKER
Issues a stream of armed frogmen.
INT. COCKPIT
BATMAN POV THROUGH THE WINDSCREEN
The water comes up fast, a rushing EXPLOSION.
UNDERWATER
Two frogmen hold Dick by arms and legs as several more swim towards
him with exposed knives.
THE BATSUB
BLASTS over an underwater reef.
A FROGMAN CLOSE
Spins.
BATMAN'S FIST
Smashes the glass of the Frogman's mask.
THE THUG
Rises in a mass of bubbles.
DICK
Uses the distraction and kicks free. Batman and Dick take on the
frogmen, hand to hand.
DICK
Holy rusted metal, Batman.
BATMAN
What?
Dick takes a few steps forward, kneels.
DICK
(off the rusted floor)
The ground. It's metal and its full of holes.
You know. Holey.
BATMAN
This place was a refueling station for subs
during the war...
Just as Batman starts to climb out of the water (OVER) a horrendous
CRUNCHING as Dick begins to rise.
WIDER
The island surface is actually the top of a tremendous metal sphere
balanced atop an enormous cylindrical oil tank, rising, now, fast
out of the water.
BATMAN
Dick.
Batman throws a Batarang but it glances off the side of the sphere.
WIDER
Batman stands staring up at Dick, who stands alone atop the metal
sphere now near five stories high.
No way up. Batman spots a rusting access panel in the giant support
cylinder. He RIPS it off and climbs inside.
EXT. DOME
Dick stands looking down at the ocean.
TWO-FACE (OVER)
The Bat or the Bird. We couldn't decide who
got to kill who.
(a beat)
Or is it whom?
Dick spins. Two-Face has emerged from a hatch atop the dome. He
stands smiling at Dick, a knife in his hands.
TWO-FACE
We flipped for it. We got you.
Two-Face's leap is savage, catching Dick by the throat.
WIDER
The two slide down the sloping edge of the dome, their descent
stopped by a narrow, rusting metal lip.
Two-Face SMASHES Dick's head into the side of the dome. Once. Twice.
Three times.
TWO-FACE
What's wrong, circus-boy? No mommy and daddy
to save you?
Two-Face raises his blade over the dazed Dick. Brings it down fast.
Dick rolls clear, the blade wedging into the rusted metal surface.
All the time Dick needs. He back-flips erect, kicks Two-Face hard in
the head.
DICK
For my mother.
A flying front kick to the chin.
DICK
For my father.
A spinning back kick knocking him to his knees.
DICK
For Chris.
Dick hauls off and smashes him in the face.
DICK
For me.
The punch sends Two-Face rolling down the side of the dome, fingers
raking sloping steel, finding no purchase.
At the last second, Two-Face grabs a small metal dimple on the belly
of the dome's curve, hanging on for dear life, feet kicking wildly
over the abyss.
TWO-FACE
The scales are tipped. The blindfold torn
from the lady's eyes. Justice will be served.
The rusting metal bulge starts to tear and break.
TWO-FACE
You're a man after my own heart, son.
The metal breaks free.
TWO-FACE
(grinning)
See you in hell.
Two-Face's hands tear through the rust. He falls.
WIDER
Dick hoists him to safety.
DICK
No. I'd rather see you in jail.
TWO-FACE
The Bat's taught you well. Noble.
Two-Face spins, a gun suddenly in his hand, pressing now into the
flesh between Dick's eyes.
TWO-FACE
A mistake. But definitely noble.
Two-Face COCKS the trigger.
INT. CYLINDER
Immense. Empty. Just the CRASHING surf and rocks below. Batman looks
up. The ceiling is...
A GIANT STEEL GRATE flush with the sides of the cylinder.
Batman loads a Batarang into his launcher. FIRES.
THE BATARANG
... flies high, secures purchase on the grate.
BATMAN
... attaches the cable to the winch on his belt.
Begins rising fast.
BATMAN
... twirls on the rope so he is rising upside down, his feet racing
towards the plummeting grate. He hits a switch on his utility belt.
THRUSTERS
On his new Batsuit ROCKET him feet first towards the descending
grate.
IMPACT! The grate flips like a pie pan. Batman lets go of the wire,
cutting his thrusters and tumbling in mid-air so his hands now
extend before him. He grabs one of the steel girders in the darkness
overhead.
Batman hangs, watching the now dislodged grate fall to the watery
depth below. A beat. He hoists himself onto a steel platform to
face...
SCREENS CLOSE
Endless schematics of flickering brains.
BATMAN
... The jolt I felt in the beam at your
party.
(getting it)
You've devised a way to map the human brain.
To read men's minds.
RIDDLER
Oh, Bruce, you are clever. How fitting that
numbers lead you to me. For numbers will
crown me king. My Box will sit on countless
TV's around the globe, mapping brains, giving
me credit card numbers. Bank codes. Safe
combinations. Numbers of infidelities. Of
crimes. Of lies told. No secret is safe from
my watchful electronic eye. I will rule the
planet. For if knowledge is power then
tremble world, Edward Nygma has become a God.
(to Harvey)
Was that over the top? I can never tell...
(to Batman)
By the way, B-man, I got your number.
SCREENS CLOSE
Form a towering picture of Batman.
TRAP DOORS
Beneath Chase and Dick open wide.
ANGLE DOWN to the jagged rocks and crashing surf below.
RIDDLER
A watery grave!
A BUTTON CLOSE
Shaped like a glowing green skull.
RIDDLER
A simple touch and five seconds later these
two day players are so much gull feed on the
rocks below. Not enough time to save them
both. So who will it be? Bruce's love?
Batman's partner? You decide. Is this fun or
what?
BATMAN
Edward, you've become a monster.
RIDDLER
You flatter me. No monster. Just The Riddler,
and here's yours. What is without taste or
sound, all around, but can't be found? On
your mark, get set...
The Riddler reaches for the button. Batman steps forward.
ANGLE
From the water below.
The floor between where Batman stands and the Riddler's throne
platform is translucent. A hologram masking a tremendous gap. Batman
is about to step into an abyss.
Batman stops short. Looks up at Riddler.
BATMAN
Death.
(louder)
Death. Without taste, sound and all around
us.
(getting it)
Because there is no way for me to save them
or myself. This is one giant death trap.
RIDDLER
Excellent. See. Who says a guy in a rubber
suit can't be smart? Well, it's been grand.
Sorry you all have to die now.
Riddler touches the skull button. (OVER) A SCREECH.
Batman looks up.
HIGH ABOVE
The Riddler's antenna a giant monarch bat glides across the night.
THE BATARANG
SMASHES into the Riddler's antenna. A tremendous EXPLOSION of sparks
as the transceiver short circuits.
RIDDLER
No!
The room goes pitch black.
BATMAN CLOSE
Two metal lids SHUT over Batman's eyes.
BATMAN
Throws another Batarang, which lassos a beam overhead, swings
forward, grabbing a falling Chase as he passes, depositing her on a
steel platform.
BATMAN
... dives towards the sea below as he whips another Batarang around
a passing girder. He catches Dick just above the rocks precisely as
the Batrope pulls taught, using the bat-winch to shoot them back up
to the platform.
TWO-FACE
Stands on the platform before him, a halogen light strapped around
his head, blinding Batman's sensors.
Two-Face brandishes his gun.
TWO-FACE
All those heroics for nothing. No more
riddles, no more curtains one and two. Just
plain old curtains.
He COCKS the trigger.
BATMAN
Haven't you forgotten something, Harvey?
You're always of two minds about
everything...
The handsome side of Harvey's face turns toward them.
TWO-FACE
Oh. Emotion is so often the enemy of justice.
Thank you, Bruce.
He takes out his famous coin and flips it. Batman starts to reach
for his Utility Belt, to out-smart Two-Face. But as the coin flies
high up in the air, it comes down just a hair too far away.
TWO-FACE
No!
As Two-Face reaches out to catch it, he loses his balance and falls
to the rocks and angry sea below.
BATMAN
Help Chase. I'll be back.
CHASE
(groggy)
Did Two-Face call him Bruce?
DICK
Of course not.
Batman starts scaling girders, pulls himself back into...
EDWARD CLOSE
Knees drawn to his chest. Pathetic.
WHIMPERING. Mad.
Batman looks down, his eyes sad, compassionate.
BATMAN
Poor, Edward. I had to save them both. You
see, I am Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because
I have to be. Now because I choose to be.
Batman reaches out to Edward. Ed jerks in fear, looks up.
EDWARD'S POV
Coming towards him, not Batman, but a hideous demonic giant bat.
EDWARD CLOSE
SCREAMS.
EDWARD
I AM BATMAAAAAAANN!!!
ZOOM INTO:
The Batsignal, filling the screen.
PAN DOWN
Then another figure steps up into frame, taking his place behind
Batman. Their capes billow in the city wind.
Now there are two guardians of the night: Batman and Robin. Beware!
FINAL FADE TO
BLACK
THE END