TMNT Mutant Mayhem
TMNT Mutant Mayhem
TMNT Mutant Mayhem
Screenplay by
Story by
SPIDER
Listen up! We’re going after Dr.
Baxter Stockman. He was TCRI’s lead
genetic scientist, but he went
rogue, stole billions of dollars
worth of research and created an
ACTUAL MUTANT. He’s holed up in a
makeshift lab of an abandoned
building.
SPIDER (CONT'D)
Each of you has been issued a high
powered, anti-mutant-neutralizer.
Whatever Stockman’s made, this can
unmake it.
SPIDER (CONT'D)
Cynthia Utrom herself will be
quarterbacking from HQ. Anything to
add Cynthia?
CYNTHIA UTROM
This mission is of the utmost
importance. Failure will be...
frowned upon. Bring me Stockman’s
mutant... and whatever he used to
make it.
SPIDER
You heard her, boys, lock and load.
BAXTER STOCKMAN
I’ve done it, Little One! I’ve
perfected the ooze! Are you excited
for Daddy?
SPIDER
Again!
The SWAT team slams a BATTERING RAM, breaking the door down.
SPIDER (CONT'D)
Go, go, go!
3.
SPIDER
Freeze! Don’t move! Where is the
specimen?
BAXTER STOCKMAN
I...I...uh...
GUARD
It’s not here.
BAXTER
Wait wait be careful-
SPIDER
(to Stockman) Stay quiet.
A shriek and then the SWAT guys start getting taken down one
by one by Fly-Baby.
SPIDER (CONT'D)
Cease fire! We need them alive! (to
Stockman) Don’t move.
Fly-Baby lunges onto Spider’s face and RIPS his eyeball from
its socket! He SCREAMS in agony and fires at Fly-Baby.
BAXTER STOCKMAN
No! No! Don’t shoot! The chemicals
are highly volatile!
But it’s too late. Spider shoots and the chemicals EXPLODE.
SPIDER
Cynthia, I’m sorry. We lost
everything.
CYNTHIA UTROM
Bring me anything you can find. We
will replicate his research, no
matter how long it takes. Baxter
Stockman’s creations MUST live on!
And with it a new form of life
itself.
The ooze ROLLS INTO A NEARBY SEWER GRATE, slipping into the
inky abyss, a wheel set in motion...
LEONARDO
Master Splinter has given us a very
important mission for tonight. The
target is across the street. We
must use stealth and cunning to
infiltrate the human world and
retrieve... Go-Gurt!!!
DONATELLO RAPHAEL
(making fun of his voice) (mocking leo)
Go-gurt!!! We’re going to the Go-gurt!!! Why do you sound
bodega to get go-gurt!!! like that?
MICHELANGELO
Okay Batman.
LEONARDO
Dude, what? I’m just trying to hype
you guys up!
RAPHAEL
Gimme that list, what else we
gettin?
(reading)
Four quarts of non-fat milk, ice
cream, fruits and veggies...
MICHELANGELO
Gross.
RAPHAEL
-and a party-size bag of Cool Ranch
Doritos.
MICHELANGELO
I like cheese puffs.
DONATELLO
He was VERY specific about party
size. He underlined it twice!
LEONARDO
Alright - Donnie, you’re on
toiletries.
DONATELLO
Got it.
6.
LEONARDO
Raph, you’re stocking up the pantry-
RAPHAEL
[sighs]
LEONARDO
- and Mikey, you’re on junk food.
MICHAELANGELO
Yes sirsky!
LEONARDO
And remember, don’t let any humans
see you! Because why???
ALL TURTLES
Humans are the demon scum of the
earth, avoid them, don’t say “hi.”
They lust to murder that which is
different from them. To interact
with them, is to die.
LEONARDO
And hey I know that’s objectively
prejudice but that’s what dad
taught us.
MICHELANGELO
Uh, I think humans seem kinda cool
to be honest... Beyonce...
RAPHAEL
Drake! That guy’s the goat of all
time!
DONATELLO
We wouldn’t have K-pop without
humans, so...
LEONARDO
I would LOVE to have a champagne
brunch with Tom Brady-
MICHELANGELO
Guy Fieri seems like a fun hang!
And I’ve always wanted to go to
Flavortown!
LEONARDO
Look we all think humans are
cool...But we got a job to do.
(deep voice)
Let’s go.
7.
MICHELANGELO DONATELLO
(mocking) Ooo I’m the leader...
Let’s go! I’m Leo. *
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
You sound like you have bronchitis!
-Leo and Mikey LEAP onto a moving truck and break inside to
reveal bags of Party Size Doritos.
LEONARDO
Not bad! Heading home on a good
note. Let’s get these groceries
back-
8.
RAPHAEL
Woah woah, what? We’ve only been
out for an hour, come on let’s stay
out!
MICHELANGELO
Yeah! Come on!
LEONARDO
Guys come on we said we weren’t
gonna do this anymore! Last week
was Madison Square Garden to watch
the Knicks, the week before that
was the Adele concert.
MICHELANGELO
She hit them notes like crazy!
DONATELLO RAPHAEL
My spirit left my body. It was transcendent!!
LEONARDO
Splinter’s gonna catch on, we’re
gonna get grounded.
DONATELLO
He’s a shut in. He doesn’t know how
long it takes to do things. For all
he knows it takes three hours to
get to the bodega.
LEONARDO
No guys, we told him we wouldn’t
mess around anymore, alright?
DONATELLO
(looking at his phone)
Oh hey! There’s an outdoor movie
night in Brooklyn!
MICHELANGELO
I hope it’s a funny one!
RAPHAEL DONATELLO
Yeah!!! Hope it’s violent! You need to chill out, Raph. *
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
Stop moping Leo, let’s go!
The three brothers leap off the roof. Leo watches them, and
then reluctantly follows.
LEONARDO
Fine! Wait up!!
9.
MICHELANGELO
Oh snap!
RAPHAEL
Oh wow that vest is a choice, huh?
MICHELANGELO
I wish I had hair like that.
DONATELLO
I wish I had hair, period!
MICHELANGELO
We did go bald at a young age.
LEONARDO
Is this high school like in real
life?
RAPHAEL
Yeah, you go to high school you can
just hijack a parade whenever you
want.
MICHELANGELO
Yeah, can you imagine that?
DONATELLO
Yeah I’m totally not jealous at
all.
A guy puts his arm around a girl. Leo clocks this, jealous.
Some jocks stand around downing beers.
RAPHAEL
Maybe one day everyone will love us
like everyone loves Ferris Bueller.
LEONARDO
Yeah, yeah you know, maybe one day.
(clears his throat) Let’s get home,
guys.
10.
They take one more look at the people having fun at the
screening before they descend into the sewer.
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
Guys, let’s go.
TEEN
I love being young and free to go
places!
LEONARDO
Everybody be quiet!
MICHELANGELO
You be quiet!
LEONARDO
I’m literally whispering!
MICHELANGELO
Make white noises.
DONATELLO
Mikey stop!
LEONARDO
Dude that makes it louder...
ALL TURTLES
Ah!
SPLINTER
Boys! Where have you been? I've
been FREAKING out!
LEONARDO MICHELANGELO
We’re sorry Dad... There was this cat and you
know I’m scared of cats...
11.
DONATELLO
There was a lot of traffic on the…
sidewalk…
SPLINTER
Wait a second... you said you would
go shopping and come right back.
Where were you?
LEONARDO
Look, we’re really sorry, Splinter.
Some of the guys wanted to see a
movie, and I tried to talk them out
of it.
MICHELANGELO
Are you serious?!
SPLINTER
What?! You WATCHED a movie?! With
HUMANS?
MICHELANGELO
You ratted us out!
SPLINTER
Hey! DON’T use that word that way!
LEONARDO
I mean it’s 2023 Mikey...
MICHELANGELO
Sorry, Dad.
DONATELLO
It wasn’t that big a deal! We just
watched a movie and came back.
We’re fine!
SPLINTER
(grumble) You forgot, huh? You
don’t remember why humans are
disgusting monsters? Why they’re
dangerous? Why they're gonna milk
us for our blood?
12.
MICHELANGELO DONATELLO
They don’t want to milk us Again with the milking...
dad.
RAPHAEL
We don’t even have nipples!
SPLINTER
You know what? I’m gonna tell the
story again.
TURTLES
No!/Dad we hate the story!/It’s
such a bummer!/I get a year older
every time!/Please please please
no!/No no no!
SPLINTER
Just for that, I tell you the LONG
version. Hehehe!
SPLINTER (V.O)
It all start fifteen years ago. I
was a young rat in my twenties.
Look at me, I was so cute. I was on
top of the world.
(beat)
No I was the BOTTOM of world! It
was terrible! Nobody liked me, I
had no friends! Raccoons didn’t
like me. Dogs did not like me. You
know who hated me the most? Humans!
I had one friend, he was a
cockroach, we got along very well.
His name was Kevin...
(he’s stepped on)
And then, I ate him!
SPLINTER (V.O.)
One day, everything changed.
SPLINTER (V.O.)
You were the first things I met
that didn’t want to kill me or eat
me. I could’t just leave you there.
You were covered in this ooze that
someone had dumped in the sewers.
Whatever this ooze was, it
transformed us.
SPLINTER (V.O.)
Because I was older, I became older
rat man. You guys were babies so
you stayed baby turtle creatures.
If you think about that, it
couldn’t make more sense.
SPLINTER
It was weird, but, we became a
family.
SPLINTER (V.O.)
You were obsessed with the human
world. So I decided to give it a
shot.
BABY TURTLES
Woah!!!
WOMAN
Oh I’m sorry, excuse me...
SPLINTER (V.O.)
It didn’t go well.
WOMAN
Oh my god it’s a rat man!
HUMANS
A rat man?!/Everybody look at the
rat man!
HUMANS
Mutant rat!/Kill the rat man!
SPLINTER
Boys!! Mikey!
HUMAN
Look there he is!
HUMAN 2
That’s not a cat, it’s actually a
rat! Get him before he goes back in
the sewer!
SEQ.0320 - NINJUTSU
SPLINTER
That day I promised to never let
you get hurt EVER again. I needed
to find a way to unlock ancient
secrets of Ninjutsu. How to turn a
body into a weapon of DEATH! And...
I found it.
As the years pass, the Turtles and their ninja skills grow.
SEQ.0325 - GROUNDED
16.
SPLINTER
We thought we needed the human
world, but we only need each other.
That’s why I’m so strict! Ya know!?
You boys are all I got. And you are
all I’ll ever have!
MICHELANGELO
You don’t know that.
SPLINTER
I do! You know other mutants my
age? It's a really small pool.
There’s no apps to meet other
mutant ladies! Trust me! I check
everyday!
The Turtles look away, not so sure how lucky they are.
SPLINTER (CONT'D)
Look, I really don’t want to do
this. No leaving the sewer for one
month.
MICHELANGELO
Seriously?
DONATELLO
What?
SPLINTER
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I made up my
mind. That’s it, I’m done.
RAPHAEL
This sucks.
LEONARDO
Raph, come on.
RAPHAEL
Shut up Leo!
Raph pushes him off. Donnie and Mikey sadly follow Raph.
LEONARDO
Mikey?
17.
DONATELLO
Was it worth it Mr. Leader?
MICHELANGELO
Hey guys, if we weren’t monsters
that were shunned by society and we
could actually do what we wanted...
what would you guys do?
DONATELLO
I mean... If I’m being honest...
I’d just be normal. You know?
RAPHAEL
Yeah... like go to high school...
LEONARDO
Maybe... get a girlfriend. Go to
prom?
DONATELLO
With your rizz? Not likely.
RAPHAEL
I just gotta get out of this sewer
man! I like you guys and all, but I
simply cannot live a happy life
knowing that your faces are the
last things I’m gonna see before I
die!
LEONARDO
Well guess what guys... it’s never
gonna happen. So let’s just stop
talking about it, alright?
CONSTRUCTION THUG 1
Copy that.
CONSTRUCION THUG 2
Any idea what he’s building with
all this weird equipment?
CONSTRUCTION THUG 1
Who cares? Hey as long as the check
clears, am I right?
CONSTRUCTION THUG 2
Target’s approaching.
The ICE CREAM TRUCK backs up to the back of the armored car
as the two construction guys put EXPLOSIVES on the hinges of
the door. They BLOW it off and carry the Device into the Ice
Cream Truck! It’s pretty SEAMLESS!
Everyone PILES in the ICE CREAM TRUCK and they PEEL OFF!!
19.
The thugs are CELEBRATING as they SPEED away from the scene.
CONSTRUCTION THUG 1
Woo!
CONSTRUCTION THUG 2
Yeah!
A COP CAR turns its lights and siren on and chases after
them.
They SPEED AWAY, making some CRAZY TURNS, the cops hot on
their tail! They reach a roadblock with more cops waiting for
them.
CONSTRUCTION THUG 1
Superfly’s gonna kill us!
COP
In pursuit of suspects moving south
on Broadway.
-when suddenly - the WHOLE ICE CREAM TRUCK is LIFTED off the
ground and into the sky!
COP 2
Whoa whoa-what?!?
THUGS
AAAHHHHHH!!
The back door is TORN open and we see the thugs RECOIL in
FEAR.
CONSTRUCTION THUG 1
That’s...he’s...he’s...
CONSTRUCTION THUG 2
You really are...
SUPERFLY
Superfly.
Cut wide as the thugs SCREAM in terror and the truck rocks
back and forth.
SPIDER
It happened again. One of our
trucks got hit - they stole a
radioactive storage unit this time.
TV ANCHOR
Flying ice cream? Another robbery
today in midtown Manhattan. New
Yorkers were stunned.
CYNTHIA UTROM
Put tracking devices on all
shipments. It’s time we met this...
Superfly.
RAPHAEL
Yeah! Yeah! Lob it up! Lob it up!
MICHELANGELO
Stay still!
DONATELLO
Hold on hold on hold on!
RAPHAEL
Now now now!
TURTLES
OHHHHHHH!!!!!
DONATELLO
That is sick dude!
RAPHAEL
That is AWESOME!
LEONARDO
Come on guys we JUST got
ungrounded, let’s go home.
RAPHAEL
Hey Leo can I ask you a question?
LEONARDO
What Raph?
RAPHAEL
Is it weird to have your head so
far up dad’s butt?
MICHELANGELO
Does it smell weird up there?
22.
DONATELLO
I bet it smells like cheese and
Doritos.
LEONARDO
Ha, ha, ha guys. Very funny.
DONATELLO
What? Sorry, we can’t hear you!
MICHELANGELO
Your voice is too muffled through
the cheeks!!
RAPHAEL
Hey why don’t you try that Batman
voice again?!
DONATELLO
Yo! Check this out in slo-mo!
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
Dude! That’s the coolest thing I’ve
ever seen!
MICHELANGELO
That’s cool!
RAPHAEL
Hey, let’s try that again but with
ninja stars!
RAPHAEL
Okay, eye of the tiger, Raph. Nice
and easy.
DONATELLO
Focus up, focus up. Come on, come
on, you’re good.
MICHELANGELO
Guys? Do I have to be the one to
hold this?
RAPHAEL
Who else is gonna do it Mikey?
23.
DONATELLO
Don’t worry about it Mikey, you’re
fine! Chill!
(to Leo)
He’s gonna die.
MICHELANGELO
Hey why did we pick a fruit shaped
exactly like my head?
DONATELLO
Your head looks like Stewie had a
baby with Hey Arnold!
RAPHAEL
Just stop talking, you’re ruining
my concentration!
RAPHAEL (CONT'D)
Alright, Raph. 3, 2, hya!
MICHELANGELO
Ah!
LEONARDO
Did you hear that? What was that?
Down at street level a teenage girl has the ninja star stuck
in her helmet, but she’s okay. This is APRIL O’NEIL. Leo
watches April, time slowing down to super slo-motion.
APRIL O’NEIL
Hey! You on the roof! You just hit
me in the head with a ninja star!!
I’ve had a lot of messed up things
happen to me, but this?!
RAPHAEL
What’s her deal?
24.
DONATELLO
She’s yelling at us a LOT.
MICHELANGELO
I think she’s mad that we hit her
with a ninja star.
LEONARDO
Hey maybe we should go down and
talk to her, ya know? Check in on
her?
RAPHAEL
Yeah what’s your pickup line?
LEONARDO
Just to make sure she’s okay.
APRIL O’NEIL
No! Don’t side bar! This is one of
the most populated cities on planet
Earth! Alright? You can’t be
running around recklessly with
weapons!
MICHELANGELO LEONARDO
I think that guy is helping I think he’s stealing her
her. scooter.
MICHELANGELO (CONT'D)
Hey! Lady behind you!
RAPHAEL
Behind you!
APRIL O’NEIL
Actually we can skip the
conversation, you can just cut me a
check. You owe me money!
LEONARDO
No, your scooter!
APRIL O’NEIL
What!? No! Hey! Hey! What are you
doing?!
25.
MICHELANGELO
He’s getting away.
APRIL O’NEIL
Don’t honk at me honk at him!
RAPHAEL
Well, we tried to warn her, nothing
more we can do. You guys want to
grab pizza or-
The thief rides off with the scooter and April’s backpack.
LEONARDO
No no no, guys she got her scooter
stolen and it’s our fault, we have
to fix this!
DONATELLO
Yeah man that sucks but...DO we
have to fix this? I mean
technically she was just at the
wrong place at the wrong time, I
mean it’s not really our fault...
RAPHAEL
Exactly yeah...
LEONARDO
I gotta get this scooter back to
this beautiful and charming human
woman!!!
(to the guys)
Alpha formation!! GO!!
DONATELLO
Whoah! I think all of his hormones
just kicked in at once.
MICHELANGELO
Follow him!
APRIL O’NEIL
What was that?
26.
LEONARDO
Alright guys, guard the exits.
We’re gonna need the most foolproof
plan. Every single ninja technique.
Alright, I need you to use stealth
to block the doors-
RAPHAEL
Did you say go in LOUD? WHOOOO!
DONATELLO
Stop stop-
MICHELANGELO
Raph! Raph!
RAPHAEL
(crestfallen)
Whooo?
LEONARDO
That’s a lotta guys. They look
really mean.
THUG #1
What the heck are those things?
THUG #2
I think it’s those guys who work in
Times Square. You know, the
mascots? Yeah. The Geico Geckos.
THUG #1
They look more like little Shreks
to me.
LEONARDO
This is fine. Ya know, we’ve
prepared our whole lives for this.
27.
DONATELLO
We’ve never actually been in a
fight before...and I don’t know if
you noticed, but all I’ve got is a
big stick. How did I end up with a
big stick?!
MICHELANGELO
Maybe we diffuse this sitch with
laughter?
LEONARDO
You’re not funny enough for that,
dude.
RAPHAEL
Enough talk! I dream about fighting
every night!
DONATELLO
You’ve got a rage problem, Raph.
MICHELANGELO
Oh snap...
RAPHAEL
IT’S NOT A PROBLEM! WOOOO!
Raph charges at the bad guys but immediately slips on oil and
goes down.
LEONARDO
Rogue sai!
DONATELLO
*bloodcurdling scream*
LEONARDO
Oh my god, oh my- I’m gonna be
sick.
MICHELANGELO
Oh gross! Get it out!
DONATELLO
(screaming)
It’s still in my leg!
28.
LEONARDO
Mikey watch out!!
RAPHAEL
Get off me!
LEONARDO
Ugh... ok we’re not uh- we’re not
off to a great start guys.
MICHELANGELO
Maybe they’ll see the humanity in
our tragic backstory.
THUG #1
MURDER THE SHREKS!!!!!
MICHELANGELO
They don’t see it! They don’t see
it!
RAPHAEL
Think fast, Leo!
LEONARDO
Hey what are you doing! No!
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
Woo!
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
Alright Raph, you go left, I go-
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
What the heck man, I said go left.
RAPHAEL
I got him!
LEONARDO
Mikey watch out!
29.
MICHELANGELO
Ah! Oh snap! Too slow! Psych!
MICHAELANGELO
Dang that’s loud.
DONATELLO
Back off! I’ve got a big stick! Ah!
RAPHAEL
What the?!
SCARED THUG
Sorry, sorry...
Raph THROWS him across the room. Leo gets hit in the face
with something.
LEONARDO
Ow! Guys quit throwing stuff at me!
DONATELLO
What do we do? What do we do?!
LEONARDO
Save the scooter!! Save the
beautiful human woman’s scooter!!
MICHELANGELO
Uh oh.
MICHELANGELO (CONT'D)
Ate that no crumbs!
DONATELLO
Okay chill out chill out.
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
Mikey, watch out!
MICHELANGELO
Ah!
DONATELLO
He’s Tokyo Drifting around us!!
RAPHAEL
I’m awesome.
DONATELLO
Nice!
LEONARDO
Yeah Raph!
THUG #1
Ughggg....
DONATELLO
Guys- look around!
The Turtles see all the bad guys are down for the count. Leo
is BEAMING. They did it- they knocked everyone down.
31.
ALL TURTLES
WHOOOOO!!!!/DID YOU SEE
THAT?!?!?!?!?!/I totally helped!
DONATELLO
Hide! Hide! Hide!
It’s April O’Neil carefully entering. She scans the room and
cautiously approaches her scooter.
APRIL O’NEIL
Hello! I’m an unarmed non-
combatant, here for her scooter.
TURTLES
Guys I think she can see us./She
can’t see us./She can totally see
us!
APRIL O’NEIL
I won’t make a big deal about the
ninja star, okay? You got my
scooter back, so I feel like that’s
square, um...
LEONARDO
Donnie you go out first, you’re the
most inviting and friendly.
32.
APRIL O’NEIL
I get that you have to like,
huddle, you know what I mean, but
the longer you lurk in the shadows,
like, the more sus it gets every
second.
DONATELLO
She said we’re sus! That’s not
good! That is not good!
APRIL O’NEIL
Yeah and now it’s like doubly sus
to be whispering about how sus-
ALL TURTLES
Wassup?/Hey.
APRIL O’NEIL
Oh you’re like crimefighters with
turtle costumes. Yeah, I’m gonna be
honest, I don’t think all the good
animals are taken...
sharks...there’s wolves up for
grabs… wow, the costumes are really
crazy-
LEONARDO
Okay she’s touching me- that’s my
skin.
APRIL O’NEIL
What’s goin- what- what are you?
What could you be?
MICHELANGELO
Can we explain this over some
pizza?
APRIL O’NEIL
How you guys feel about pepperoni?
ALL TURTLES
She’s down for pizza./Whoah./I
didn’t think it would get this far.
April and the Turtles eat pizza on a rooftop. The turtles all
SIMULTANEOUSLY TRY TO EXPLAIN THEIR ORIGIN.
ALL TURTLES
Long ago, my brothers and I were
all a bunch of turtles…/And this
guy…/We don’t know where we came
from…
APRIL O’NEIL
Stop, stop stop stop stop stop!!!
(beat)
Okay, you were real baby turtles,
who made contact with mystery ooze
and therefore started to age from
mutant baby turtles to mutant-
turtle-men-guys?
MICHELANGELO
Turtle boys, actually.
RAPHAEL
Turtle men.
LEONARDO
I would say TEENS... ya know, I
would say cool teenagers.
APRIL O’NEIL
Teenagers! Amazing, insane. Well
tell me more, obviously! I want to
know everything about you. Like,
like, is there more of you?!
DONATELLO
Nope. Just us!
34.
APRIL O’NEIL
(to herself as she writes)
They are alone in the world.
(to Turtles)
And like nobody’s ever asked you
about this or talked to you about
this?
ALL TURTLES
No./Nope./Yeah you’re the first
one./People should talk to us!
MICHELANGELO
Sometimes we’d pretend to be on
Wendy Williams, but that’s it!
LEONARDO
Why you writing all this down?
APRIL O’NEIL
Oh well, I’m journalist. Well I
WANT to be a journalist! I write
for my school paper...
LEONARDO
Really? I assume you’d want to be
on camera... cus you have like a
very camera ready look-
APRIL O’NEIL
Nope! Nope! NEVER ON CAMERA!!!
LEONARDO
Okay...
APRIL O’NEIL
Listen, that’s why I’m down here -
I’m researching my this story on
Superfly and his string of super-
crimes. See, the police have been
talking about implementing this
curfew if they don’t find him soon,
right? It spooked the parents, and
they cancelled prom!! I’m trying
to, you know help bring him to
justice so everyone can chill out
or whatever. But THIS!!! Turtle
mutant karate teens! I mean this is
a pretty good story!
RAPHAEL
Look, I don’t know if we should.
35.
APRIL O’NEIL
Why not?! This is GOLD! This is so
good!
DONATELLO
We were taught humans would try to
destroy us if they ever found out
we ever existed. You know, kill us!
Or put us in a lab and milk us!
APRIL O’NEIL
I wouldn’t milk you! You don’t even
have nipples!
MICHELANGELO
Look, human woman, I got a
question, so just be straight with
me: do you think there are more
people like you? Ya know, people
who will accept us?
Dramatic beat.
APRIL O’NEIL
No. No, absolutely not. Um,
genuinely no. There’s no way.
LEONARDO
Alright yep, it’s confirmed, we’re
doomed.
RAPHAEL
I knew it.
APRIL O’NEIL
Wait wait wait wait. If I’m being
honest... I mean the reason I’m not
scared of you is that you guys
helped me out. And if you hadn’t
and I had just like... stumbled
across you... yeah... I would be
very scared. I would be really
freaked out and disgusted.
(checking her phone)
Sorry, my mom is texting.
DONATELLO
(holding up his glowing
phone)
Dad is texting us! He’s freaking
out a bit.
36.
APRIL O’NEIL
Well uh, at least all parents are
the same?
LEONARDO
100%.
MICHELANGELO
Yeah for sure.
DONATELLO
Our dad is definitely not a giant
rat!!
APRIL O’NEIL
(looks to Donnie)
That makes me feel like he’s a rat.
Well, I’ll airdrop you my contact.
And if you ever feel like you want
to come out into the world or
whatever... just let me know. I
would love to write the story about
it, seriously. Good night.
LEONARDO
I mean, she seemed cool.
MICHELANGELO
Here he goes again. That’s your
type?
DONATELLO
Every girl, man...
LEONARDO
I’m not even that into her. (beat)
Give me that contact! Give me that
contact! Please give me the phone!
MICHELANGELO
You got no rizz!!!!
MICHELANGELO
My mind is just BLOWN! A HUMAN! We
talked to a human!
DONATELLO
The stick! The stick! You guys saw,
I was like whaaa!
MICHELANGELO
I want more guys! I got the taste
of life and I don’t wanna wash it
out of my mouth! I want it to
linger on my tongue, swish around
my throat and-
DONATELLO
You’re really driving this metaphor
into the ground, man.
RAPHAEL
But he’s right! It was too good to
give up on!
LEONARDO
But you guys heard April, and the
words that came out of her
incredibly formed and beautiful
mouth... the only reason she liked
us was because we saved her. She
saw us as heroes.
DONATELLO
So... what if everyone saw us as
heroes?
MICHELANGELO
What do you mean?
DONATELLO
I mean, look!!
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
We use our ninja skills to take out
Superfly!
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
We’ll drag him up to City Hall,
dump him on the steps for the cops,
and say, “We’re the heroes who
stopped Superfly! Yeah we look a
little different, but we’re on your
side!” And everyone will all be
like...
(bad New York accent)
“Hey, those toitles are alright,
I’m a cabbie from Da Bronx.” Then
everyone in the city will think
we’re cool! They’ll accept us!
FAN IN CROWD
Sign my baby!
DONATELLO
And then, once the overall fanfare
has settled down, we’ll enroll in
High School, where we’ll be normal
if not slightly more popular than
average students!
MICHELANGELO
Okay okay, I’m following this! It’s
like Hulk in Avengers: Endgame!
Sure, he’s a giant terrifying green
monster, but everyone knows he
saved them, so they’re taking
selfies with him in a diner!
(To Donnie)
You know Mark Ruffalo mostly
improvised that scene?
DONATELLO
I know, he’s good on his feet-
RAPHAEL
Nobody cares about that, okay?!
This is a great plan! If this
works, I won’t have to hang with
you losers for the rest of my life!
DONATELLO
That’s very true!
MICHAELANGELO
What about Dad though?
39.
DONATELLO
I mean, he doesn’t really need to
know about it, right...?
LEONARDO
Look, if we’re going to do this,
we’re going to have to get April’s
help. Sounds like she’s been doing
tons of research on Superfly. She
probably has some good leads.
RAPHAEL
Whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah.
Whoah! So you’re IN??!!!
LEONARDO
Yeah, I’m in.
TURTLES
OHHHHHHHH!!!!/WOOOOO!!!/YEAHHH!/
LET’S GO!/ We did it! Mikey!
CUT TO:
APRIL O’NEIL
Hello? Turtle... fellas? Hey! Is
that you guys, for real?
LEONARDO
(into phone)
Hi April. Yes... It’s LEO...
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
Ya know we were talking and we have
a proposal.
40.
APRIL (O.S.)
Okay.
LEONARDO
You help us find Superfly, we bring
him to justice... You document it
all... and when we got him, you
release the story, your prom is un-
cancelled, and we get accepted by
the world as heroes.
APRIL O’NEIL
Wow! YES! Uh yeah, okay sure! I
mean if I’m being honest, I totally
even stopped even thinking about
this...I had a lot of things to
do...
MICHELANGELO
Just say yes! Just say yes!
LEONARDO
I think so?
LEONARDO
Cool. Cool. So uh... it’s a date.
APRIL O’NEIL
Wait what?
DONATELLO
What?!
RAPHAEL
No! Hang up man! Just stop talking!
MICHELANGELO
Abort! Abort!
LEONARDO
I mean... uh... I have bad service
or something, I’ll see ya tonight!!
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
Who’s got no rizz now?
MICHELANGELO
Goodbye, kisses!
SPLINTER
What are they up to?
LEONARDO
Hey!
APRIL O’NEIL
Hey! You actually made it! That
seemed very dangerous.
42.
LEONARDO
Oh that? Ha! Not at all. We eat
danger for breakfast.
MICHELANGELO
Actually, I eat pizza with bits of
waffles on it.
DONATELLO
It’s better than it sounds.
APRIL O’NEIL
It actually sounds delicious,
honestly.
(holding door open)
Okay well, come on in.
MICHELANGELO
Really? We can just... go in there?
APRIL O’NEIL
Yeah, of course!
APRIL O’NEIL
Welcome to Eastman High.
TURTLES
Wow...
APRIL O’NEIL
This is very strange. I feel like
you guys actually WANT to go to
high school.
RAPHAEL
Yeah we do! We VERY much do! Why
don’t you love high school?
43.
APRIL O’NEIL
Oh yeah, as a very popular and well-
liked person I LOVE high school
yeah, but don’t worry about me.
(beat)
Is this living up to your dreams?
DONATELLO
No.
(then)
It’s even BETTER!
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
Attack on Titan!! Whoever’s locker
this is likes anime!! I don’t even
know this person and they get me
more than anyone ever has!
MICHELANGELO
Guys, look!
MICHELANGELO (CONT'D)
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Improv team
tryouts. I’ve gotta sign up. This
is amazing!!!!
LEONARDO
Mikey what are you doing, we don’t
even go here.
MICHELANGELO
Yet! The tryouts aren’t for two
weeks. We could be enrolled by
then!
(reading)
They need a last name. Wait, what’s
our last name?
LEONARDO
I don’t...I’ve never thought about
that actually...
RAPHAEL
Do we not have last names?
DONATELLO
Who are we?
44.
MICHELANGELO
It’s okay! I’ll just break it up...
(writing)
Michael Angelo.
(Italian accent)
Hey! I’m Michael Angelo! Perfecto!
RAPHAEL
That makes you Leo Nardo!!!
DONATELLO
NARDOOOO!!!
LEONARDO
It could be Leon Ardo! That’s a
cool name! Leon!
APRIL O’NEIL
Guys! Lay off of Nardo! He’s
sensitive!
MICHELANGELO
Haha she called him Nardo too!
DONATELLO
Nardo!
LEONARDO
Hey well, at least I’m not Puke
Girl! Ha! THAT is a bad nickname!!
APRIL O’NEIL
We don’t know if that says Puke
Girl! It could say Poke Girl! Maybe
this girl just likes tuna!
RAPHAEL
Oh my god, are you puke girl?!!
MICHELANGELO
She’s puke girl!!
DONATELLO
We all know that does not say poke.
APRIL O’NEIL
Alright, stop! Listen, listen!
Huhhh...
(beat)
(MORE)
45.
FLASHBACK -
LEONARDO
You didn’t.
APRIL O’NEIL
I did.
She HOLDS UP HER PHONE and we SEE THE FOOTAGE OF HER PUKING
on the morning announcements.
WE SEE THAT.
WE SEE THAT.
WE SEE THAT.
46.
RAPHAEL
What, being puke girl? You don’t
want that anymore? No?
APRIL O’NEIL
Great, laugh, whatever. But maybe
you’re not the only ones who want
to be heroes so people like them,
okay? Can we go?
APRIL O’NEIL
Alright, here’s what I got.
ALL TURTLES
WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
APRIL O’NEIL
Yes, yes, it’s incredibly
impressive.
(beat)
Okay, listen. Superfly seems to be
building something. I mean we’re
talking Gru, Megamind type stuff.
He’s knocking off insanely, highly
technical shipments. State of the
art, incredibly expensive. And he
pays off thugs to do his dirty work
so he can stay completely under the
radar. Nobody’s ever seen his face.
47.
MICHELANGELO
Why?
APRIL O’NEIL
Because he kills everyone who does!
TURTLES
Woah!!!
RAPHAEL
Cool!
APRIL O’NEIL
No, not cool.
LEONARDO
So... how are we gonna find him?
APRIL O’NEIL
You know the Ice Cream Truck heist
last week, right? They stole a
radioactive storage unit - and
look! I found THIS at the chop shop
where they took my scooter -
LEONARDO
That’s a lot of leads.
MICHAELANGELO
And a lot of terrible nicknames.
RAPHAEL
Still better than Nardo.
LEONARDO
Hey we agreed on Leon Ardo.
48.
APRIL O’NEIL
Let’s start chasing them down.
We see:
BALD BRONSON
Normal Nate deals with that!
NORMAL NATE
I’m just a legitimate mattress
salesman! You want Short Sharon!
And then-
SHORT SHARON
(in Cantonese)
I don't talk to stupid turtles!
You’re looking for Toupee Tom!
And then-
49.
TOUPEE TOM
Hey hey hey, I don’t talk but if I
did talk, I’d tell ya it was Bad
Bernie you were looking for. But
you didn’t hear it from me, ya
know?
RAPHAEL
WHERE’S BAD BERNIE?!!
BAD BERNIE
OKAY! I’ll talk!
(beat)
Yeah alright, my guys stole this
radioactive storage unit. But
Superfly, he kills them, then he
calls me and says I gotta get him
another thing, an assimilator. And
if I don’t do it, he’s gonna kill
me too!
FLASHBACK -
WE SEE BAD BERNIE and his CREW TAKING OUT GUARDS as they
SNEAK into a SECURE part of the DOCKS. They open a SHIPPING
CONTAINER. They find a new RADIOACTIVE STORAGE UNIT. Bernie
SMILES.
BAD BERNIE
So, last night, we got one. The
deal with Superfly is tonight,
under the bridge. We give him his
unit and he leaves us alone.
RAPHAEL
Good. You did good.
LEONARDO
Dude!! He talked!
50.
DONATELLO
That was so exhilarating! The
adrenaline pumping in my veins is
crazy!
LEONARDO
Superfly is making a deal with Bad
Bernie’s guys TONIGHT. In an hour,
under the Brooklyn Bridge.
RAPHAEL
We show up in Bernie’s van with the
goods, and BOOM! Superfly is caught
in our WEB!!! Did you get that
April? Did you film that?!
APRIL O’NEIL
Sorry am I supposed to film all the
stuff you do? Cus a lot of it’s
dumb.
RAPHAEL
Yes!
DONATELLO
I’ll do the talking!
(doing NY accent)
“Ehhh... I’m a gangster... I got my
puffer and my Tims. I need my bacon
egg and cheese too. You got the
goods Superfly?!?!”
ALL TURTLES
Bacon egg and cheese!/Lemme get
that bacon egg and cheese!/Bacon
Egg and CHEESE!/Yo Ock! Lemme get
that bacon egg and cheese!/With the
bev!/We OUTSIDE!/You heard!
Yerddd!/Bacon Egg and CHEESE!
APRIL O’NEIL
Yeah, I don’t think this is gonna
help people like you. Just being
honest.
ALL TURTLES
Bacon egg and cheese!/Lemme get dat
bacon egg and cheese!
51.
DONATELLO
Uh oh, text from dad.
APRIL O’NEIL
What do you think is wrong?
DONATELLO
I bet that cat is back! He freaks
out every time!
LEONARDO
He probably just can’t get the Roku
working again.
RAPHAEL
Hopefully it’s quick and we can
just meet up with Superfly.
LEONARDO
Alright April, we live just up
there, but our dad... he doesn’t
really like humans-
APRIL O’NEIL
Rude. I mean to be fair... I don’t
love rats, so...
LEONARDO
And that’s totally fair!
RAPHAEL
Understandable. But uh, just wait
here, ok? We’ll be back in a few.
APRIL O’NEIL
And there’s a cockroach surfing on
a turd. Awesome. Good. Love that
I’m looking at that.
52.
SPLINTER
Surprise!!
TURTLES
AHHH!!
They look and see Splinter has set up a little PARTY in the
sewer home. There’s a bunch of pizzas laid out.
LEONARDO
Come on dad, you really can’t keep
scaring us like that.
DONATELLO
What is all this?
SPLINTER
Welcome home!!
LEONARDO
Why are there balloons in here?
DONATELLO
Dad... what are you doing?
SPLINTER
Look... I’m not stupid. I know
something’s up.
RAPHAEL
You do?
SPLINTER
I do. You're done with the sewers.
You want to be in the human world.
I went through your stuff... and I
found your human clothes!
He shows them the human CLOTHES. The turtles don’t know what
to say.
TURTLES
What?!/Those aren’t ours./How did
that even get in our stuff?
SPLINTER
Boys, boys it’s ok. I think I have
found a way to make you happy.
(MORE)
53.
SPLINTER (CONT'D)
I brought the human world to you!
Look!
SPLINTER (CONT'D)
Human friends! Hello! I’m a human.
Say hi to Chris! I'm Chris Pine!
Look at my eyebrows. I’m the best
Chris! Amazing, right?
RAPHAEL
That is…what we love…
SPLINTER
And watch - I'm a waiter! The full
human restaurant experience! Sit
down! Let me take your order! It
could be anything. But it has to be
pizza.
TURTLES
Uhhh./Pizza./Right.
LEONARDO
Uh... look dad, we appreciate it,
but we still got more errands to
run.
SPLINTER
What is going on? What are you
doing up there? Don’t lie. Tell me.
Are you in trouble? Is something
wrong? Is someone trying to milk
you?
TURTLES
No!/Ew!/It’s never milking!/Why
would somebody do that?!
DONATELLO
Why do you always jump right to
milking?!
54.
SPLINTER
Do you need help? Anything you
need, I’m here.
LEONARDO
No. Dad look, we’re just running
errands, shopping, getting the
stuff we need to live down here.
SPLINTER
Really? That's it?
LEONARDO
Yeah. That’s, that is quite
literally it.
RAPHAEL
Nothing else.
LEONARDO
Alright well hey thanks for the
surprise...party.
RAPHAEL
Yup, appreciate it dad. We will be
leaving....
LEONARDO
Goodbye.
RAPHAEL
Wow, you’re actually a good driver,
Donnie.
DONATELLO
Countless hours on Forza Horizon
finally paid off!
LEONARDO
Uh hello, April, you there?
WE SEE APRIL, filming from a vantage point not too far away.
They talk through a bluetooth earpiece.
APRIL O’NEIL
Yeah I got you.
(beat)
Now just know, this footage is
going to be the definitive imagery
of your entire existences... so
um... like don’t make it lame or
anything.
RAPHAEL
Good one!
MICHELANGELO
Hey we’re not the ones who puked on
camera.
LEONARDO
We would have to try really hard to
do that, actually.
DONATELLO
Hey shut up shut up look! Here he
comes!
MICHELANGELO
Look at those cars!
RAPHAEL
He’s got some swagger to him!
MICHELANGELO
This guy is Superfly!
DONATELLO
The horsepower must be crazy!
MICHELANGELO
I mean, look at those rims bro!
LEONARDO
Alright guys, there’s two cars and
a motorcycle, that’s like ten dudes
tops.
56.
RAPHAEL
Oh man, they’re gonna be SO SCARED
when they see they’re about to roll
up on a bunch of mutants! HAHAHA!!
ANGLE ON: Superfly’s cars pull up across from the Turt’s Van.
One of the car door opens, and a DARK FIGURE EMERGES, the car
RAISING from the relief his massive weight. The figure steps
into the light. It’s a GIANT WARTHOG MAN (BEBOP). The turtles
look SHOCKED.
ANGLE ON APRIL:
APRIL O’NEIL
Oh my god I’m gonna win a Daytime
Emmy.
MICHELANGELO
What do we do, Leo?
LEONARDO
Uh I dunno I...
DONATELLO
You’re the leader! You should know!
RAPHAEL
Alpha? Alpha formation?
DONATELLO
You don’t even know what Alpha
Formation is!
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
What is that?
57.
From the CARS BEHIND him emerge his CREW - a Manta Ray Man
(Ray Fillet), a Toad Man (Genghis Frog), a Crocodile Lady
(Leatherhead), a Rhino Man (Rocksteady), a Surfer Lizard
(Mondo Gecko) Bebop, and then a Bat Lady LANDS in line
(Wingnut).
SUPERFLY
(yelling to the van)
Yooo!!!! Come on ya’ll! Let’s get
the goods!!
ALL TURTLES
Ahhh!
SUPERFLY
Yo!
ALL TURTLES
Ahhh!
Superfly is SHOCKED!!!!!
SUPERFLY
WHAT??!?!? What the- Y'all some
little tortoises huh? Damn! Look at
ya! Y’all adorable man! Bad
Bernie’s got some turtles on the
payroll!
LEONARDO
No, we don’t work for Bernie! We’re
here to find you!
DONATELLO
I can’t believe there are OTHER
MUTANTS!! Like US?!?!
SUPERFLY
This is WILD! I mean this is crazy,
like...lemme guess, 15 years ago
right, some sludge was dumped in a
sewer and ya’ll came from that?
RAPHAEL
We prefer the term “ooze” but yeah.
ALL TURTLES
Ooze. OOooozzze.
58.
LEONARDO
It’s nice right? It’s ooze.
SUPERFLY
Damn!!! Ooze! I like that! I like
ooze!
(beat)
So look look look. That same ooze
made me!! Okay? My dad, Baxter
Stockman, he’s the one who dumped
the ooze down the drain baby! So
technically we’re cousins. What up
cuz!
RAPHAEL
That’s awesome man!
MICHELANGELO
Wow! I’ve always wanted a cousin!
SUPERFLY
Well, look at you now, you got a
bunch!!!
(beat)
I’m so sorry! I didn’t introduce my
peeps! This is Bebop and that’s
Rocksteady.
BEBOP / ROCKSTEADY
HEY WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT PUNK?/YEAH
BRO WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT?
SUPERFLY
Right here we got Wingnut.
WINGNUT
Hi! Wing Wave!!
SUPERFLY
We got Ray Fillet -
RAY FILLET
(singing)
RAY FILLETTTTTT!
SUPERFLY
Stop singing, fool! Just say your
name normal, man.
RAY FILLET
UH, Ray Fillet.
59.
SUPERFLY
This is Leatherhead -
LEATHERHEAD
Ayy!! G’day Fellas!
SUPERFLY
Genghis Frog.
TURTLES
Awwwww.
MICHELANGELO
Look at the little jacket!
RAPHAEL
Goochie goochi goo. Peekaboo!
Peekaboo!
GENGHIS FROG
Don’t patronize me.
SUPERFLY
We working on that name. Your name
is wack man! That’s Scumbug - she
only speaks vermin.
SCUMBUG
(INSANE CHITTERING)
ALL TURTLES
Ahhh!!
SUPERFLY
And that’s Mondo Gecko.
MONDO GECKO
Hey what’s up Bros!! I’m a hugger!
Get in here! Get in!
He hugs Mikey.
MICHELANGELO
That one seems cool. I like his
vibe!
MONDO GECKO
I like your vibe!
60.
MICHELANGELO
I like YOUR vibe!
MONDO GECKO
I like your vibe!
MICHELANGELO
I like YOUR vibe!
MONDO GECKO
Digging your vibe.
SUPERFLY
Mondo! Quit hugging everybody!
LEONARDO
YEAH! Remember why we’re here! The
story!
DONATELLO
We know you’re building some sort
of super weapon!
SUPERFLY
Weapon?! I’m building the OPPOSITE
of a weapon! Weapons kill! What I’m
making will CREATE!
MICHELANGELO
Okay, I’m leaning in.
LEONARDO
What are you building?
SUPERFLY
If we’re gonna chat, let’s go
somewhere fun.
MOMENTS LATER-
61.
MONDO GECKO
Cowabunga brosef! I just made that
up.
RAY FILLET
(singing)
Ray Fillet!!!!
SUPERFLY
Hey, watch that stinger.
RAY FILLET
Okay Fillet.
RAPHAEL
This is amazing! I’ve never met
anyone else as angry as me!
BEBOP
What’s NOT to be angry about,
huh!!??
ROCKSTEADY
I hate EVERYTHING BRO!!!!!
RAPHAEL
Man, you guys get it!!
BEBOP
That was good!
ROCKSTEADY
That was great!
BEBOP / ROCKSTEADY
It was awesome!
DONATELLO
Dang, you guys are good!
62.
WINGNUT
It’s pretty much all we do!
DONATELLO
Out of quarters!
LEATHERHEAD
Don’t worry I got ya, mates!
WINGNUT
Game on!!!
DONATELLO
This is amazing!
522 Mikey is with MONDO GECKO, putting their faces in the BOWLING
522
FAN.
MONDO GECKO
Check it, check it, check it -
(face in fan)
A BLAHAGALGGLAGALAGLGLAGL!
MICHELANGELO
Yo, check this!
(face in fan)
HARLFAFALFLAFLFLALFLFLA!
Scumbug comes over and puts her face in the fan. GOO FLIES
EVERYWHERE.
MICHELANGELO/MONDO
AHHH!!/That was a juicy one!
April watches from across the street. She SPEAKS into her
earphones.
APRIL O’NEIL
Hey guys? What’s going on in there?
LEONARDO
(quiet)
Still... not sure if I’m being
honest.
APRIL O’NEIL
Okay well ask him more questions!
Figure out what the hell is going
on with this dude!
LEONARD
So um, maybe you can finish
explaining like exactly where you
came from and what you want and
stuff?
SUPERFLY
What do I want? Oh, easy.
Acceptance.
LEONARDO
No way man! We want that too!
SUPERFLY
Lemme go back to the start...
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
My earliest memory in the world is
my dad telling me that he never was
accepted... he just wanted a family
man. That’s why he created us. But
then...that’s when the people he
worked for sent the ops through.
They took it from him. I rescued my
little baby brother and sister, and
since I was the oldest, ya know, I
had to raise them.
BEBOP
He did a great job.
ROCKSTEADY
He did.
64.
BEBOP
We’re very well adjusted!
SUPERFLY
Anyway... We thought... these
humans, yeah they murdered our dad,
but, maybe they just ain’t ALL bad,
you know?
(beat)
We went out and we hit the town.
And... it didn’t go well.
Especially this one dude man... he
wouldn’t stop chasing us. He wanted
to kill us!
LEONARDO
Oh my god that’s what happened to
us!
DONATELLO
That’s why our dad made us live in
the sewer our whole lives.
SUPERFLY
Well not me! That sounds like a
punk choice. You know what I did?
I beat that fool down. I touched
that chin, molly whopped him! Wop
wop. To an inch of his life. Bop!
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
And then, I knew what to do. I
decided to kill ALL the humans, and
let the MUTANTS RULE THE EARTH!!
MICHELANGELO
That’s a take!
SUPERFLY
I inherited my dad’s mind for
science and I thought, what if I
built a machine to enact my plan!?
I’ve been stealing all the parts
that I need, and now, I’m ready!
(beat)
I’m gonna use a little of my blood
to create a weaponized version of
the ooze, then we gonna LAUNCH it
into the atmosphere and watch it
VAPORIZE!
(MORE)
65.
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
Here’s the kicker, every animal on
EARTH will be transformed into a
mutant. Every fly, flea, tick,
snake, fish and whale. Everything!
And we become the dominant species
on earth.
APRIL O’NEIL
(listening in)
That’s bad! That’s very bad. For
me.
DONATELLO
Wait what happens to humans in this
plan of yours?
SUPERFLY
Nothing good!
MONDO GECKO
We wish there was another way to
feel safe and happy, but
peoples...they gotsta go.
SUPERFLY
A bunch of ‘em gonna be eaten,
enslaved, turned into a fuel of
some sort. Maybe they’ll become a
form of entertainment, know what I
mean? You know how they used to
have the dog shows and the horse
races? Well maybe we’ll have red
head shows, fat booty boy races.
Baby tossing. Something like that,
you know, I’ll think of something
stupid.
APRIL O’NEIL
Wow, that’s...that’s even worse.
ROCKSTEADY
They should be pets!
SEQ.1490 - SORRRRRYYYY
SUPERFLY
Honestly I’m open to all ideas. You
know what I mean?
(MORE)
66.
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
Any crazy thing ya’ll think of I
want to do it. You know what I
mean? Just pitch it as soon as
possible.
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
Cus now that I got this, I can
complete my device and...
acceptance will be ourssszzz.
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
So what’s up, you wanna roll with
us? Cus we can activate the machine
tonight!
ALL MUTANTS
Yeah!/Take over!/Yay Fillet!/Yeah
little dudes! Yeah!
APRIL O’NEIL
Hey... just checking in, you
stopping them now? Or you gonna
make me film you supplying an evil
villain with the last piece of his
horrible puzzle? You’re gonna stop
him?! You’re gonna stop him.
Somebody? Just talk so I know
you’re gonna stop him.
LEONARDO
(to Superfly)
Yo uh Superfly... So what if we’re
actually, like... I dunno I’m just
like, I’m getting silly here, what
if we’re not into the plan? What if
we don’t like it, what would
happen?
RAPHAEL
Yeah just hypothetically speaking,
obviously.
SUPERFLY
Well... that would mean that I was
wrong about you. And you’re all not
as cool as I thought you was.
(MORE)
67.
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
And that right there... would piss
me off.
ALL TURTLES
Woah!/Uh.../We uh.../We don’t...
SUPERFLY
I’m about to go to 100 on y’all.
ALL TURTLES
No no no!/No!/Cousins,
remember!/Cuz!
SUPERFLY
Man don’t cuz me right now man!
Drop that man, that’s got nothing
to do with that.
LEONARDO
Listen man, we were just joking
around because we are in fact very
into your plan. It’s like great. I
love the killing people part.
APRIL O’NEIL
Yeah... I’ll cut around that.
DONATELLO
(to the turtles)
Guys I got an idea.
(to Superlfly)
So uh, S-fly my man, we’ll drive
the van with the storage unit, and
you lead the way!
APRIL O’NEIL
Nice. Smooth.
SUPERFLY
Cool, but I drive fast, and I don’t
want y’all to get lost. So Mondo,
Wingnut, Rock, ride with the
tortoises.
MONDO GECKO
I’ll drive!!
RAPHAEL
You’re uhh, you’re good to drive?
68.
MONDO GECKO
(laughing) No!
The turtles get in the back of the van TRAPPED and TERRIFIED.
Mondo Gecko pulls away.
WINGNUT
Spice Girls! Put ‘em on!
MONDO GECKO
You don’t like Phish?
WINGNUT
What? Phish? No, Spice Girls!!
MONDO GECKO
Jam bands are the best bro!
WINGNUT
No, jam is something you put on
toast!
DONATELLO
Hey dudes, fun cruising with you
but...where are we going exactly?
MONDO GECKO
Oh see that building over there?
That’s not it. Haha no, we’re going
to the this super cool shipping
graveyard over in Staten Island.
It’s the best borough, bro.
ROCKSTEADY
I LOVE Staten Island!
APRIL O’NEIL
Okay, it’s go time! Attack these
fools!
69.
RAPHAEL
(whispering)
Not sure that’s as easy as it
sounds. I mean this dude is
literally a rhinoceros man.
MONDO GECKO
I gots an idea. How about something
we can all sing along to?!!
LEONARDO
(whispering)
But look if we jam the breaks,
they’ll just fly out the front of
the car. There’s no windshield or
anything.
MICHELANGELO
It’s impossible. We’d need like a
long and narrow device that’s small
enough to get under the seat, but
strong enough to press the pedal.
DONATELLO
You mean... a stick?
MONDO GECKO
I got it! 4 Non B’s!
MONDO GECKO/WINGNUT/ROCKSTEADY
...AND I STEP OUTSIDE AND I TAKE A
DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND
I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
WHAT’S GOING ON?!
WINGNUT
How good is this?!
DONATELLO
Time of my life!
WINGNUT
God they’re good!
Then- Donnie’s stick slides UNDER THE SEAT and JAMS THE
BREAKS! THEY’RE SINGING THE WHOLE TIME. They FLY OUT THE
FRONT OF THE CAR, HITTING THE ROAD. As MONDO FLIES - HE LOOKS
AT MIKEY.
MONDO GECKO
WHAT’S...GOING...ON????
MICHELANGELO
Sooorrrryyyyyyy....
ANGLE ON: SUPERFLY - seeing the VAN MAKE A HARD TURN AND
SPEED off, the MUTANTS left on the ground.
SUPERFLY
What the-?!
APRIL O’NEIL
Dang, ya’ll better hurry!
BEBOP
Hey you hurt Rock, I hurt you!
DONATELLO
Don’t worry guys! I got this!!
Scumbug appears and PUKES all over the turtles, then flies
away!
TURTLES
AHHH!!!! NOOO!!!
DONATELLO
I don’t got this! I don’t got this!
He SWERVES AROUND!!
BEBOP
You’re dead, tortoises!!
BEBOP (CONT'D)
Ah! Woah! Hey no!
BEBOP (CONT'D)
You can’t stop me it’s a monster
truck dummos! Get ‘em Mondo!!!
MICHELANGELO
Donnie!
MONDO GECKO
Yo dudes! You launched me out of
the front of that van! That is not
cool!
MICHELANGELO
I’m so sorry, we had to!!!
MONDO GECKO
You know what? I don’t accept that
apology!
RAPHAEL
Yeah I’m not sorry at all, I’m not
gonna lie!
MONDO GECKO
Woahh!!!
Raph punches Mondo in the face sending him flying from the
car. Mondo lands on his TAIL ROLLER-SKATE and keeps a grip on
the bumper.
ROCKSTEADY
Hey I’m back ya green punks!
LEATHERHEAD
Stop it ya bloody hooligans or I’ll
bite ya bloody heads off!
WINGNUT
Superfly is almost here and he’s
not going to be as nice about this!
LEONARDO
You’re not being nice!
WINGNUT
He’ll be less nice!!
MONDO GECKO
It’s now or never dudes! Give us
the device!
Donnie adjusts the rearview mirror and sees him, HUGE and
TERRIFYING.
SUPERFLY
6 in the morning, police at my
door.
MICHAELANGELO
LEO!!!
MICHELANGELO
My ‘chucks!!!
DONATELLO
Guys?
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
AHHHH!!!
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
No! He used my stick against me!!!!
Ah! Now he’s molly-whopping me!
73.
SUPERFLY
Man, I almost thought y’all was
cool. See you in hell turtles!
RAPHAEL
Quick grab it!
Leo lunges out of the van, grabbing one end of the device
while Superfly firmly holds the other. Mikey grabs Leo by the
legs, trying to to reel him back in.
MICHELANGELO
Ahh!
LEONARDO
I’m getting ripped in two!
GENGHIS FROG
Goochi, goochi, goo.
Superfly flies away with the Device, the hot rods peel off
into the night and the turtles CRASH off of a freeway
overpass.
ALL TURTLES
Ahhhh!!!
They land on the street, front first, TOTALING the van just
as TCRI pulls up on them.
SPIDER
Go go go go! Surround them, make a
perimeter!
LEONARDO
April... Help...
SPIDER
Say goodnight, freak.
Spider hits Leo in the face as we see his POV fade to black.
74.
SEQ.1780 - CAPTURED
LEONARDO
Wha...what? What’s happening? Hey!
Let us out! Come on!
CYNTHIA UTROM
Why hello turtles. I’ve been
looking for you for a long, long
time.
DONATELLO
Look, lady! I don’t know what you
want from us, or why you talk so
scary, but we shouldn’t be in here!
There’s a fly monster--
CYNTHIA UTROM
I will do the talking. I am Cynthia
Utrom... and you are my property.
LEONARDO
What-
RAPHAEL
Hey-
MICHAELANGELO
Stop!
UTROM
Enough! I will use you to create a
stable mutagen.
(beat)
(MORE)
75.
UTROM (CONT'D)
And with that - I will create an
army of Super Soldiers! Dolphin men
to plant bombs on submarines -
UTROM (CONT'D)
...Eagle men to fight enemy jets -
UTROM (CONT'D)
...Snake men to SLITHER behind
enemy lines...
UTROM (CONT'D)
The glory of it all nearly brings
me to tears.
LEONARDO
What does this have to do with us?!
DONATELLO
Yeah! What do you want from us?
UTROM
What I want... is your blood. And
there’s only one way to get it.
DONATELLO
Oh no!
LEONARDO
I can’t believe it!!
RAPHAEL
She’s gonna-
UTROM
Hook them up to the milking
machine.
ALL TURTLES
Ahh!/Dad was right!/She’s gonna
milk us!
76.
VOICE
(singing)
And so I cry sometimes when I’m
lying in bed.
VOICE (CONT'D)
(singing)
Just to get it all out what’s in my
head.
VOICE (CONT'D)
And I, I am feeling a little
peculiar.
VOICE (CONT'D)
(singing)
And so I wake in the morning-
SUPERFLY
Ray Fillet, man shut your mouth! If
I wanted to be sad, I’d go listen
to some damn John Legend.
RAY FILLET
Sorry.
MONDO GECKO
Sorry bro...
77.
SUPERFLYY
Remember this is a happy day!
Because we’re gonna kill every
human on this big ol’ ugly Earth!
So smile Mondo!
SPLINTER
Boys? You came home? You forgive
me? My surprise party worked?
SPLINTER (CONT'D)
Ah! GET BACK! I’ll bite you!!
APRIL O’NEIL
Heyyyy Mr. Rat...man... I’m April,
I, uh, I come in peace! I’m friends
with your sons.
WE PUSH IN ON SPLINTER.
MICHELANGELO
Ahh! No no no no! Stop it! Ahhh!
78.
LEONARDO
That looks bad!
DONATELLO
Does it hurt?!
MICHELANGELO
Of courses it hurts!! She’s milking
me!!!
RAPHAEL
Try to think of something pleasant
to take your mind off the pain!
LEONARDO
Yeah yeah! Think of pizza Mikey!
Think of the pizza!
MICHELANGELO
No! Pizza’s made of cheese! And
cheese is made of MILK! And I’m
being milked!! It’s infiltrated my
every thought!! AHHH!!
LEONARDO
I’m so sorry Mikey!
CYNTHIA UTROM
Continue milking them until we have
the required amount.
TURTLES
AHH!!!/This lady’s evil!/Oww!
RAPHAEL
Well, this is it guys. We’re gonna
die here getting milked to death in
a lab!
LEONARDO
I can’t believe April just left
us... I mean... Maybe she was just
using us...
RAPHAEL
Well she ended up getting a great
story. “Turtle boys GIVE
supervillain last part of his evil
machine...”
LEONARDO
You know that’s actually a pretty
good title I guess.
DONATELLO
Yeah, very click-baity.
MICHAELANGELO
I’d definitely give that a read.
RAPHAEL
I have so many regrets!
MICHAELANGELO
I wish I could tried frozen yogurt!
LEONARDO
You could have!
MICHELANGELO
I know! And I blew it!
DONATELLO
I just wish I could see BTS IRL.
LEONARDO
We could uh...
RAPHAEL
I guess we could sing.
LEONARDO
We could do some of the songs for
you.
MICHELANGELO
Yeah I’m down.
DONATELLO
Really? That would be great.
80.
LEONARDO
(singing)
Smooth like butter...come on guys.
DONATELLO
You guys don’t even know the words.
And then... THE LIGHTS ALL GO OUT in the ROOM!! All the
GUARDS OUTSIDE THE CELL take a DEFENSIVE POSE.
690 Utrom sees an alarm go off. TCRI Guard rushes in the room.690
(MAKE SURE UTROM IS NOT SCARED AND USHERED AWAY, BUT THAT SHE
IS A SCARY BOSS WALKING OFF WITH CONFIDENCE)
CYNTHIA UTROM
What? What’s happening?
TCRI GUARD
We have a breach.
CYNTHIA UTROM
Why did the milking stop?!
TCRI GUARD
Moving Ms. Utrom to a secure
location.
SPIDER
Someone’s here.
SPLINTER
Boys!!!
TURTLES
DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPLINTER
Stay back everyone! Stay back! I’m
just here for my boys, who lied to
me! They are in so much trouble
right now!
81.
TCRI GUARD
Oh is that so, Ratatouille? Grab
another machine and hook him up
like the others.
SPLINTER
Don’t call me Ratatouille.
TURTLES
WOAHHH!!!!!!
GUARDS
Uhhhh?
SPIDER
Go go go!
MICHELANGELO
Yeah! Kick his butt dad!
LEONARDO
Yeah get him dad!
TCRI GUARD
Where you gonna run to rat?
TURTLES
Dad!!!
SPLINTER
Boys! Are you okay?!??!
82.
TURTLES
Yes!/We’re good!/Thank god!/We’re
more than okay.
LEONARDO
How did you find us?!!
APRIL O’NEIL
Listen, I’d be a pretty big piece
of crap if I didn’t at least try to
get your dad to come help you.
LEONARDO
April!!!
DONATELLO
Did not see that coming!
SPLINTER
This human told me you lied to me.
What happened?! What have you been
doing?!
TURTLES
Nothing./Ah.../It’s...
SPLINTER
Wait a minute. What is this
machine?
TURTLES
Uhhh, this machine? Nothing./It’s
nothing.
SPLINTER
Does that say milking machine?!?
TURTLES
No! / It’s the opposite of that!/
Does it?
APRIL O’NEIL
...it’s a milking machine.
SPLINTER
See! I told you they’d milk you!
APRIL O’NEIL
Now I actually might puke.
83.
SPLINTER
Boys you left the sewer and got
milked! You helped some evil fly
man create a machine that is gonna
destroy the world, and kill the
only good human, April. So we’re
going to clean up your mess then go
home and stay there forever, ok?
LEONARDO
What about April’s story?
SPLINTER
Forget the story! April, go home!
It’s over! Ok?
TURTLES
Okay./We get it./Alright./Fine Dad.
SPLINTER
There’s only one way for you to be
safe and happy, and that’s LISTEN
TO ME! Let’s go.
They leave the building - April goes one way, the turtles and
Splinter go the other.
LEONARDO
Sorry we couldn’t help you get Prom
un-cancelled.
APRIL O’NEIL
Nah, it’s alright. Seeing you guys
make so many mistakes just to get
people to like you made me realize
I was definitely doing this for the
wrong reason.
TCRI GUARD
Backup arriving now! Sealing off
the entrance.
84.
The turtles and splinter DROP into the ship, READY FOR
ACTION. But to their surprise - there’s NOBODY AROUND.
MICHELANGELO
Maybe they decided to just like,
give up and go bowling again?
SUPERFLY
Naaahhh fam...nah!
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
We just one step ahead of y’all!
BEBOP/ROCKSTEADY
Back it up. Move Bro./Betrayers!
LEATHERHEAD
G’day mates.
MONDO GECKO
Hey what’s up bros?
SPLINTER
I don’t want to fight another
mutant, but I will!
SUPERFLY
Y’all just won’t quit huh? What is
it about these stinkin’ humans that
you love so much??
DONATELLO
Humans are complicated creatures!
They’re good, like April! And bad -
like that lady who milked us!
85.
WINGNUT
Sorry, did what now?
SPLINTER
As much as I don’t like them, and
trust me, I do NOT like them - if
we kill them, we are no better than
they are!
LEONARDO
I REFUSE to accept that you all are
cool with brutally killing all of
them! You just can’t be! You’re
awesome! You’re fun. We... vibed.
RAPHAEL
We vibed!
MICHELANGELO
You’re not killers! I mean come on,
look at you!
MONDO GECKO
But it’s the only way we’ll be
accepted!
RAPHAEL
No! That’s not true!
MICHELANGELO
We accept you!
LEONARDO
You can come live with us! We
accept you!
SPLINTER
Yes! Plenty of room!
RAY FILLET
I kinda don’t want to murder
everyone on Earth. And I kinda just
want to sing. Ray Fillet!
WINGNUT
Yeah it’s a good point. I’d rather
not murder tons of people, cus
like, what if I’m haunted by the
faces of my victims in my sleep?
86.
LEONARDO
Murder is a heavy burden.
MONDO GECKO
Bro, you’ll...you’ll really let us
live with you?
MICHAELANGELO
Of course bro!
MONDO GECKO
Brah!
MICHAELANGELO
Broski!
MONDO GECKO
Bro!
MICHAELANGELO
Brosef!
MONDO GECKO
Abracada-bro!
SUPERFLY
What the hell ya’ll doing?!! Man,
stop this kumba-ya I love each
other stuff. Kill them fools!
MONDO GECKO
Uh, no, we don’t wanna do this! And
really, I don’t think we ever did!
We just didn’t know there was any
alternative, but now that we met
these dudes we see that... there
IS! So let’s just stop and vibe!
WINGNUT
Give me a V a V, a vibe!
SUPERFLY
Nah man I don’t vibe. And you don’t
either. Now GET IN LINE!
BEBOP
Seriously Supe...
87.
ROCKSTEADY
Turn off the machine.
SUPERFLY
My own family. Turned against me.
After everything I done for
ya’ll...
(stone cold)
Look, bottom line: if you wanna
stop this machine, you’ve got to go
through me.
ROCKSTEADY
This guy’s making me angry.
BEBOP
I think this guy’s been making me
angry my whole LIFE!
ROCKSTEADY
Oh my gosh...
(realizing)
I think he’s the REASON we’re
angry!
BEBOP
We gonna do something bout it!?!
ROCKSTEADY
Ahhh!
Rocksteady charges!
WINGNUT
Yeah!
BEBOP
Yeah get him Rock!
SUPERFLY
Gotcha!
BEBOP
Rock! No!
GENGHIS FROG
You’re trash!
88.
SUPERFLY
Come on! Oink oink, punk!
BEBOP
Not my nose ring! No!
WINGNUT
Ah the machine! This is our chance
come on! Ah!
SUPERFLY
Get off me!
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
Oh no! Funky breath!
MICHELANGELO
Flying kick!
RAY FILLET
Ray Fillet!
LEONARDO
We gotta break it! Just like, I
dunno, throw it against the wall or
something!
DONATELLO
Try to rip it out! Get it get it!
SUPERFLY
Surprise! Why you socking yourself?
Why you socking yourself?
89.
WINGNUT
Am I actually helping, anyone?
SUPERFLY
You might as well give up! Watch
out!
RAY FILLET
Rayyy Filletttt...
SUPERFLY
They smile in your face, all the
time they wanna take your place.
The group rallies and charges at him! The mutants all WRESTLE
Superfly. THEY START TO SUBDUE HIM!
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
What’s goin on? Why are you all
doing this?! There’s only one way
for you to feel safe and happy,
that’s if you listen to me!
SUPERFLY (CONT'D)
Rat man! Come on, help me out! Look
man, we’re basically the same! We
both hate humans! I’m just not a
punk about it like you!
SPLINTER
Don’t you say that!
They all watch as the machine and Superfly sink into the
ocean...
LEONARDO
Geez dad, you really went buck wild
there.
MICHELANGELO
Uh, did we stop it?
SPLINTER
I think so?
90.
MONDO GECKO
Hey when a machine that turns a
bunch of animals into mutants goes
off underwater, um, and then
there’s animals in the water, um
like what do you think that does?
MICHELANGELO
It’s ok, things flop onto the shore
all the time!
LEONARDO
That’s not so bad!
TURTLES/MUTANTS
Oh my god!/Yeah that’s
bad!/AH!/That got way worse!
RAPHAEL
Alright, well... we gave it a shot.
Back to the sewer? I got pizza
tonight for dinner....
LEONARDO
Really?!
DONATELLO
We can’t stop that thing! We
couldn’t stop him before he became
that thing!
LEONARDO
What, so we just go home?
MICHELANGELO
I bet the army will be here soon!
DONATELLO
According to every Godzilla movie,
they’ll eventually get here.
WINGNUT
So, you guys got like a good Wi-Fi
situation down there? Like are you
fully able to stream or uh?
SPLINTER
NO!!!!
WINGNUT
Oh okay, no streaming-
SPLINTER
Not that!
SPLINTER (CONT'D)
Boys - I messed up. I don’t want to
be like Superfly. I love you boys.
I want you to be happy.
(MORE)
92.
SPLINTER (CONT'D)
Even though I don’t like humans, I
want them to like you because YOU
want them to like you. (beat) So
we're gonna get that monster. We’re
gonna take him down. We're gonna
film it and we're gonna show it to
the world. And the world will love
you and accept you! And the world
will cheer turtles turtles
turtles!!!
ROCKSTEADY
Oh man, I’m feeling GREAT after
that speech right?
BEBOP
It was rousing. I’m fully roused,
ya know?
ROCKSTEADY
Little bit of a buzzkill here but-
BEBOP / ROCKSTEADY
How do we do that??
DONATELLO
Hello?
DONATELLO
SO much has changed since we last
spoke.
LEONARDO
It’s a lot to catch up on, okay?
But first, do you mayyyyyyyybeeeee
know any ways we might be able to
stop that thing?
93.
APRIL O’NEIL
Oh, I actually might have
something...Meet me at the leg
of... the thing we’re all looking
at...right? Cool.
LEONARDO
Let’s GO!!!
RAPHAEL
This is not triumphant at all.
DONATELLO
Ahh!! It hit my lip!
The MUTANT crew LAND in the city and SPRING into action.
94.
She tosses the ANTIDOTE GUN to RAPH and RUN towards Superfly:
Mega Mutant!!
RAPHAEL
Woo ok let’s go, eye of the tiger,
come on. You got this Raph. You’re
awesome.
MICHAELANGELO
Close one eye, I heard that helps.
RAPHAEL
Shut. Up.
LEATHERHEAD
Steady, steady.
SPLINTER
Focus! Breathe deep!
RAPHAEL
Don’t screw this up.
LEONARDO
Is that it did you do it?
RAPHAEL
I think I got it.
DONATELLO
We did it!
RAPHAEL
We’re good right?
ONE horse falls off of Superfly: Mega Mutant and runs away.
LEONARDO
That didn’t do what I thought it
would.
RAPHAEL
Oh my god it’s running at us. Oh my
god! Oh my god! Leo do something!
LEONARDO
Run run run!
SEQ.4000 - WARZONE
WE SEE MIKEY’S EYES OPEN - it’s like SAVING PRIVATE RYAN. The
street is like a WAR ZONE.
WINGNUT
This isn’t going very good!
SUPERFDUPERFLY
What did the claw say to the face?
Smack!
BEBOP
Rocksteady! Buddy are you okay?
MICHELANGELO
Mondo!
MICHELANGELO (CONT'D)
AHH!
96.
MONDO GECKO
It’s ok! It grows back! See?
DONATELLO (O.S.)
Mikey!!!
RAPHAEL
Donnie!
DONATELLO
Thanks bro.
MICHELANGELO
Where are the others!
RAPHAEL
I don’t know!
DONATELLO
Where’s dad? Where’s April?
LEONARDO
He’s gonna run out of cars
eventually!
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
Oh come on!
DONATELLO
Oh the Mercedes E class, no!
RAPHAEL
That one’s a Prius, it’s okay.
97.
LEONARDO
Look out! A tesla! Somebody’s mad
about that.
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
I think we lost him-
RAPHAEL
Ouch.
LEONARDO
You good guys? (looks up) Oh no.
On one screen:
SCIENTIST
Monstrous mutants are rampaging
through downtown New York! The only
question is do we capture them for
experimentation, or kill them on
site? Taking calls now!
On ANOTHER SCREEN -
FEMALE ANCHOR
If you’re just joining us, mutants
are attacking the city.
On ANOTHER SCREEN -
ANCHOR
A rash of monsters in New York is
taking over Times Square.
ANOTHER -
98.
MILITARY GENERAL
We don’t know what they are but
there WILL be a military response.
OTHERS-
ANCHOR
-are threatening to take a bite out
of the Big Apple.
ANCHOR (CONT'D)
-widespread destruction and chaos!
CITIZEN
One thing I know? I hate mutants!
CITIZENS
We hate mutants! We hate mutants!
MOTHER
Ah! It’s them!
DONATELLO
Yeah, I don’t think this is gonna
go down how we wanted it to...
MICHELANGELO
They hate us...
RAPHAEL
They think we’re villains.
DONATELLO
No, worse. They think we’re
monsters.
RAPHAEL
We’re never gonna be normal.
LEONARDO
Look, guys, April was right. We
were doing this for the wrong
reasons. I know we only wanted to
be heroes to be accepted, but even
though it looks like we’ll never be
accepted...I still think we should
try to be heroes.
MICHELANGELO
But how? Every plan we’ve had has
failed.
99.
LEONARDO
Plan?! YOU’RE complaining we don’t
have a plan?! Mikey - What do you
do better than ANYONE? Even Mark
Ruffalo?
MICHAELANGELO
... IMPROVISE!!!
DONATELLO
It’s impossible!
LEONARDO
Says the guy who has read more
comics where people are fighting
giant monsters than anyone on
EARTH!
DONATELLO
I mean I have but...
LEONARDO
You MUST be able to think of a way
to stop something like that!
DONATELLO
Of COURSE! Attack on Titan! Giant
monsters attack and they have ONE
WEAKNESS! On the backs of their
necks!
MICHAELANGELO
Yes! And, the blowhole is exactly
that!!
DONATELLO
That’s it!
DONATELLO (CONT'D)
If we can get THIS thing into that
thing’s blowhole, it’ll go in it’s
bloodstream! I bet it’ll demutanize
it!
LEONARDO
There ya go! Demutanize the big
monster! And Raph... It’s time to
go loud.
100.
RAPHAEL
Loud?
LEONARDO
REAL LOUD! As loud as you’ve ever
gone. Use that rage of yours! Use
it to help us!!!
RAPHAEL
Okay I will! RAHHH!!
Raph sees a PIZZA VAN on it’s side. He goes over and LIFTS
IT, PUTTING IT ON IT’S WHEELS!!!!!
TURTLES
YEAHHH!!!!!!
MICHELANGELO
We gotta get you into therapy man!
RAPHAEL
Ya know, just then, for the first
time in your life, you didn’t sound
lame! You actually sounded like a
leader.
LEONARDO
I do! Oh I do! Oh I sound like such
a leader, holy crap that’s so dope!
RAPHAEL
And you ruined it.
DONATELLO
Let’s DO THIS!!
APRIL
Dear lord this helmet was a good
investment!
APRIL (CONT'D)
Not on my watch!
101.
APRIL O’NEIL
Ok, not great. Not great at all.
No, very bad. Yeah.
ANCHOR
If you’re just joining us, an army
of mutants that appears to be lead
by four turtle men is attacking the
city with a giant whale monster.
A LIGHT FALLS.
ANCHOR (CONT'D)
AHHH!!!
The ANCHOR runs away! The CAMERA GUYS look at each other,
when APRIL BURSTS in and heads for the desk.
APRIL O’NEIL
Keep rolling!!!! I got the REAL
story!!!
EXT. NY - CONTINUOUS
SCUMBUG
GRABBLABBBLE!!!
SPLINTER
GRABBLABBBLE!!!
LEONARDO
Whoah dad, you speak the same
language as Scumbug?
SPLINTER
We actually have a lot in common!
I’m really attracted to her!!
LEONARDO
Oh that’s gross.
SPLINTER
Donnie! You should NOT be driving!
DONATELLO
Sorry dad!
103.
SPLINTER
But since you are - go there!
MICHELANGELO
Woo! That slide!
They FLY OFF THE RAMP and SOAR towards Superfly: Mega Mutant -
his BLOWHOLE in site -
MICHELANGELO (CONT'D)
COWWAAABBUUUNNNGGGAAA!!!!!
TURTLES
AHHHH!!!!
He GRABS them in his CLAW! They DROP the vial and SPLINTER
GRABS it as he LEAPS through the air from the van - but
Superfly: Mega Mutant SWATS HIM - HE SOARS THROUGH THE AIR -
CRASHING in TIMES SQUARE!
TURTLES
DAD!!!!
TURTLES
AHHH!!
RAPHAEL
Look, I know I said your faces
weren’t the last thing I wanted to
see before I died! But now that
we’re actually about to die...
there’s nothing I’d rather be
looking at!
LEONARDO
That was so heartfelt Raph!
MICHELANGELO
I’m crying.
DONATELLO
Love you bro.
SPLINTER
Boys no!
SEQ.4300 - COWABUNGA MF
SPLINTER
No! No!
HUMAN 2
It’s him! He’s with the turtles!
APRIL O’NEIL
Those turtles are not the bad guys!
They’re actually teenagers! And
fighting against the giant monster!
I have the whole story.
HUMAN 3
Uh sir, you need help?
SPLINTER
Yes. Yeah.
HUMAN 3
We’ll go to a hospital or a
veterinarian.
SPLINTER
No no. I must get this to my boys!
RAPHAEL
Hey the humans! They’re helping us!
LEONARDO
Really?!
DONATELLO
Yes! Haha!
GENGHIS FROG
Hop on! Let’s go!
GENGHIS FROG
Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!
106.
WINGNUT
I’m being helpful! Wow I’m strong!
SCUMBUG
Blagahghagh!
Wingnut and Scumbug DROP the cab and Bebop and Rocksteady
catch it!!!
BEBOP
Gotcha!
MONDO GECKO
Hey human! Got it from here bro!
Mondo takes the bag and expertly skates through the debris
field.
More young New York skaters show up and they pass it back and
forth.
107.
SKATER
Don’t worry, I gotcha.
RAY FILLET
YAY FILLET!
CONSTRUCTION WORKER
I got it!
(to Turtles)
Hey! I heard you need this!
RAPHAEL
Throw it over!
He catches it.
RAPHAEL (CONT'D)
Got it! Mikey catch!
MICHAELANGELO
Coming in hot!
DONATELLO
Raph!
RAPHAEL
Leo!
LEONARDO
Got it!
People see it’s safe to come out and flood the streets.
EVERYONE is cheering for the turtles!
LEONARDO
Uh what the...
MICHELANGELO
What is this...
109.
DONATELLO
It’s happening...
RAPHAEL
It’s actually happening!
RANDOM MOTHER
Sign my baby!
NEWS ANCHOR
(on screen)
Again, we’re reporting live with
footage of the mutant hero turtles
who saved New York...
APRIL O’NEIL
April O’Neil. That’s April O’
apostrophe Neil, Not Puke Girl. And
if you ever call me Puke Girl, bite
me! Cus I did it! Yeah! Woo!
SPLINTER
You know, it’s hard to meet other
mutants my age.
RAY FILLET
Ray Fillleetttt....
110.
MONDO GECKO
Can’t wait to add that to my
footy!!
WINGNUT
The entire Akira original set!
Don’t mind if I do!!
ROCKSTEADY
The couch should go here!
BEBOP
I pictured the couch against the
wall!
ROCKSTEADY
That’s so basic!
BEBOP
Hey that’s not basic!
LEATHERHEAD
‘Ey mates, Bloomin’ Onion, coming
right up.
GENGHIS FROG
Mmm, that is outstanding!
SPLINTER
I can not believe it.... Your first
day of school. Just remember, you
call any time you want! If you get
scared, there are sewers ALL over
the city! Just hop into the sewer!
You can come home anytime! And if
anyone messes with you, call me! I
will come kick their butts! Hoo-ha!
SCUMBUG
GHAAHHAHAADLDLDLADAAA!
111.
SPLINTER
And she will eat what’s left!
LEONARDO
We’ll be fine dad.
RAPHAEL
Yeah... don’t worry. We’re ready
for this.
MICHELANGELO
We’ve BEEN ready!
DONATELLO
Trust us, you’ve prepared us for
this.
SPLINTER
Alright.
(beat)
I’m proud of you boys. I love you.
DONATELLO
We love you.
SPLINTER
Love you too!
(to Scumbug)
And I love you too, sweetie!
SCUMBUG
BLA GA RAH!
TURTLES
Ugh./Dad!/That’s gross!
SPLINTER
Now go show those humans how cool
you are.
Kids look at the turtles - then CHEER!! They come around and
start to TALK TO THEM - welcoming them to the school.
KIDS
Yo!/ It’s the turtles!/I’m so glad
you’re here!
APRIL O’NEIL
Guys! I’m so happy you made it, let
me show you around!
They walk down the hallways, past April’s locker. “Puke Girl”
has been replaced with “April O’Hero.”
END CREDITS
DONATELLO
Hey! Hello! It’s Donnie... and I
have found my people! Haha!
RAPHAEL
Haha! Fold him in half!
MICHELANGELO
(in Australian accent)
G’day Mate! Welcome to my
Australian shoe store!
KID
Do you have any Nikes?
MICHELANGELO
No, but I do have the Australian
version, Crikeys!
APRIL O’NEIL
(to camera)
April O’Neil here... working on the
NEXT big story for April Tonight!
(MORE)
113.
LEONARDO
Oh, yep sorry my bad.
APRIL O’NEIL
WHO IS TCRI!?! The shady black ops
organization behind the mutants!
Their offices, ABANDONED after the
mutant attack. Gone without a
trace!
LEONARDO
But... WE will FIND THEM!!
APRIL O’NEIL
Yeah that’s right.
LEONARDO
Yeah we will.
LEONARDO (CONT'D)
(beat)
Uh... hey April... Now that Prom is
back on... uh... do you maybe want
to... uh... well...
APRIL O’NEIL
I’d love to, Leo.
(beat)
You looked like you were gonna puke
there.
LEONARDO
I almost did.
APRIL O’NEIL
Wait, this is as friends right?
LEONARDO
What?
114.
WE PULL UP AND AWAY from them watching the movie. The camera
getting HIGHER AND HIGHER... WE REVEAL WE ARE SEEING
SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE of the scene.
CYNTHIA UTROM
Well... it appears as though
finding these creatures will be
easier than I thought. CAPTURING
them on the other hand... might
prove difficult.
SPIDER
There is one option.
CYNTHIA UTROM
Yes. I know.
THE END.