Riddles: I Am Full of Holes, I Can Hold Water. What Am I?
Riddles: I Am Full of Holes, I Can Hold Water. What Am I?
Riddles: I Am Full of Holes, I Can Hold Water. What Am I?
13. What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
14. What is it the more you take away the larger it becomes?
15. What has five eyes, but cannot see?
16. When is the best time to have lunch?
17. What can't be used until it's broken?
18. What has a head and a tail but no body?
19. What has many keys but can't open any doors?
20. What teaches without talking?
Teachers also need to be aware of the fact that in a classroom there may be four types of
learners, according to David Nunan (1989, p. 52):
Joke # 1
The Blind Man
A young woman has just undressed to step into the shower when the doorbell rings. She goes
to the door and says, Who is it?
Blind man, comes the reply.
So instead of going to the bathroom for her robe, she opens the door.
Hummmmmmmmmm .. nice body, lady. Where do you want the blinds?
1) What does the woman understand?
2) What does the man understand?
Joke# 2
My father is the greatest
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging (1) of how great their fathers are. The first one
says:
Well my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow (2), and start to run, I tell you, he gets
there before the arrow.
The second one says:
Ha! You think thats fast! My father is a hunter (3). He can shoot his gun and be there before
the bullet (4)
The third one listens to the two and shakes his head. He then says:
You know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant (5) He stops work at 4.30 and hes
home by 3.45!
2) Read the joke again and try to guess the meaning of the words in italics
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1. Find someone who has a pet.
2. Find someone who plays football.
3. Find someone who reads novels.
4. Find someone who cooks in his /her free time.
5. Find someone who likes Pop music.
6. Find someone who does not like fast food.
7. Find someone who speaks more than two languages.
8. Find someone who has been to a foreign country.
9. Find someone who is good with computers.
10. Find someone who has at least one grandparent still alive.
Find Someone B
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