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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)21:41:17 No.28723484
>>28723847
>>28723938 >>28724008 >>28724032 >>28724069 >>28724107 >>28724197 >>28724214

>>28724323 >>28724408 >>28724503 >>28724516 >>28724581 >>28724646 >>28724748
>>28724757 >>28724954 >>28725130 >>28725154 >>28725181 >>28725404 >>28725578
>>28725664 >>28725702 >>28725745 >>28726057 >>28726166 >>28726610 >>28726625
>>28727344 >>28727530 >>28727609 >>28728329 >>28730242 >>28736992 >>28737250
>>28737921 >>28737998 >>28738019 >>28738489 >>28739988 >>28744486 >>28745416
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ITT we create achievements for school shootings

>assault chair: recruit a kid in a wheelchair
>in the oven:hit a Jew with a Molotov
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:01:46 No.28723847
>>28723484 (OP)
Lift this: Kill a chad by bashing his head in with a dumbell
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:05:05 No.28723908
>>28724049 >>28724092 >>28737916 >>28743482 >>28743568
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:06:35 No.28723938
>>28724014 >>28727405
Who's a fag now?: force two chads to have gay sex
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>>28723484 (OP)
>What a blast!:Kill people using only explosives.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:11:17 No.28724008
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>>28723484 (OP)
We don't need no education!:Kill every teacher in the school.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:11:37 No.28724014

>>28723938
Allah kekbar
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:12:42 No.28724032

>>28723484 (OP)
Viral hit:Livestream the shooting.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:12:58 No.28724036
Feels good man: let kids who give you rare pepes live
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:13:36 No.28724049

>>28723908
i kek'd hard
bloxbloxblox
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:14:59 No.28724069
>>28739342
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:15:43 No.28724078
>>28724112
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:15:53 No.28724082
>>28739797
>>28723484 (OP)
Triple K mafia:Kill only black people.
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Suspended - Kill a kid on suspension
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White knight: Let your crush live.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:16:25 No.28724092

>>28723908
This one is the best
So, is that comment original now or not?

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:16:30 No.28724094
>>28724127
>I like you now: successfully warn a kid to return home before you start your attack
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:17:11 No.28724107
>>28723484 (OP)
Final word:Suicide with a manifesto in your hand.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:17:31 No.28724112
>>28724194
>>28724078
If he's suspended then he isn't at school how are you going to kill him
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:18:18 No.28724127

>>28724094
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Some of you are alright: post a thread about upcoming shooting on /r9k/ to save fellow robots
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:19:51 No.28724154

File: le mongol man pekka eric.png (319 KB, 500x343)
>>28743034 >>28743598
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:20:29 No.28724169
>>28724386 >>28727226
>speedy gonzales: take less than 30 minutes

>false fag: surrender to the police, say you're a homosexual in the media and say
you did it for gay rights
>this time do it right: have the timers of your bombs actually work
>bros before jocks: do it with a friend
>published author: get a major media outlet to release your manifesto BEFORE you start
>my bloody valentine: do it with your significant other (>implying)
>>
hot potatoes: toss a molotov into special ed
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:20:53 No.28724183

File: 13 hourse.jpg (297 KB, 800x1185)
>>28727423
>tfw no well organized mass shootings with my fellow

robots in arms
beta uprising never....
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:21:18 No.28724194

>>28724112
Was thinking a bomb
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:21:26 No.28724197
>>28724255 >>28727885
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:22:09 No.28724214
>>28726250
>>28723484 (OP)
Turbo killer!:Kill 0 people.
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>>28723484 (OP)
Red Shell: Pick the nearest target and chase them down
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:23:08 No.28724233
Serial Shooter: shoot up two schools before your beta uprising is quelled.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:23:59 No.28724255

>>28724197
That achievement should be called 'Asa Coon'.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:24:03 No.28724257
>>28724524
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:25:19 No.28724281
>>28724483 >>28743184 >>28745289
Better than Doom- Beat Eric and Dylan's high score

Richard McWho?- Beat Cho's high score
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Anotha one bites the dust: have a partner play music over the PA system
Announcer: have a friend monitor the security cameras and talk over the PA system like a game
announcer saying things like "DOUBLE KILL"
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:25:53 No.28724287
>>28725166 >>28730697
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:26:14 No.28724293
>>28745289
School's out for the cummer - Turn the school's power off and ejaculate into in the hallways. When
students come out into the halls they wont be able to see your cum and will slip over.
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iSlam dunk:convert to Islam prior to your attack and tweet about notallmuslims
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:27:24 No.28724323
>>28723484 (OP)
>Samurai warrior!:Kill using only melee weapons.
>Macho man!:Survive the shooting.
>I'm a ninja!:Decapitate a person.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:28:35 No.28724351
Straight As: Kill 3 students with names starting with the letter A
Group Project: Bring one or more shooters along with you
School Spirit: Dress up as the school mascot
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:30:19 No.28724386

File: f58908fbc9096bb4bb995de24(...).jpg (21 KB, 400x225)
>>28724169
winner winner original

dinner
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:31:03 No.28724403

Livescream: Use Periscope to broadcast it live
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05/21/16(Sat)22:31:26 No.28724408
>>28723484 (OP)
>Social outcast: kill someone holding a phone in their hand

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:33:28 No.28724451
Indiscriminate: kill a family member, child under 10 and a senior over 65.
Paramilitary: shoot up both a high school and a college.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:34:37 No.28724482

Apostate: kill only christians.
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Jerry !GKoCME0np6 05/21/16(Sat)22:34:41 No.28724483

File: 1457287402990.jpg (38 KB, 413x395)
>>28724281
>Announcer
Fucking god right here anon,

jesus fuck
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:35:32 No.28724503
>>28723484 (OP)
>Have a nice flight!:Push a victim down a flight of stairs.
>Your very own castle!:Hold the school hostage for more than 24 hours.
>Where is your benis!:Castrate a victim.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:36:00 No.28724514
>World tour: kill exchange students from atleast 4 different countries

>World famous: get your face broadcast on atleast 10 major networks on atleast 10 countries
>#blacklivesmatter: don't kill any african americans
>cowboy: use a revolver
>Take that Cho!: Beat Cho's record
>Breivheart: shoot up an island
>Master of disguise: escape the school disguised as a fleeing student
>inb4 "creepy virgin nerds on celeb nude hacking forum make fun of school shooting victims" t: Kotaku
>>
05/21/16(Sat)22:36:03 No.28724516
>>28739750
>>28723484 (OP)
>Scarred for Life: kill yourself with a shot to the head (can be in mouth) while having someone else's face
looking at you within an armlength of your face.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:36:04 No.28724517

Tutorial: Shoot up an elementary school
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:36:07 No.28724518
>>28724570
Armored Trenchcoat: Continue rampage after being shot once

Crashing the Party: Hijack a SWAT vehicle
What You Know, You Know: Erase your HDs, destroy your books, and erase your online presence
beforehand
Harder Than Breivik: Take out an entire SWAT team
Like a Fish Swims in the Sea: Blend in with the survivors and escape
Radicalizer: Recruit one of the targets to your side
General Mud: Use the terrain to your advantage
>>
54m50n !qoThYyhabg 05/21/16(Sat)22:36:29 No.28724524

Kebab Removal: Kill three Muslim kids
>>28724257
Swim Instructor: Beat Breivik's high score
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:36:52 No.28724531
>>28730443 >>28745289
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Going medieval: Use only melee weapons

Day of Retribution: Kill only women and chads
The student surpasses the master: Kill a teacher
Where there's smoke...: Set off the fire alarm
Regicide: Kill the principal or equivalent
Coexist!: Kill a student that follows each major religion
Ficki ficki?: Rape a student
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:37:38 No.28724546
>>28724573
We don't need no education: Only kill teachers
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:38:52 No.28724570

>>28724518
Radicalized: be recruited
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:38:58 No.28724573

File: 1.jpg (14 KB, 286x308)
>>28724614
>>28724546
Nigger,stop stealing.
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05/21/16(Sat)22:39:20 No.28724581
>>28723484 (OP)
>Yes Sir!: Order a janitor to clean up your mess.

>>

Beef buffet: Kill the entire cheerleading team
Speedy Gonzales: Shoot a fleeing Latino student
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:40:38 No.28724614
>>28724573
Just ctrl-f'd and found your post kek, I swear I didn't copy yours I tried to think of an original title and that's
what came into my mind
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:40:43 No.28724618
>Best time of your life:force victims to smile for a merciful death
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:41:37 No.28724642
>>28724672 >>28745289
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:41:40 No.28724644
>>28745289
Beta insurgency: commit a school shooting within 7 days of another one happening.
Social Engineering: take a selfie with a victims phone and post it to a social media account they're logged
into.
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FUN TIME: force a class to have an orgy

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:41:41 No.28724645
>>28735658 >>28742661
>>28724686 >>28724705 >>28724732 >>28726417 >>28728597
I wish I could make a school shooter game where you are the shooter but I would get v& so hard.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:41:41 No.28724646
>>28723484 (OP)
>Cuntshot!:Shoot a female victim in the genitals.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:43:12 No.28724672
>>28724642
Keep the student who you are using the of in the shot though
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:44:06 No.28724686

>>28724645
>being english
Lizard Killer: Deface royal portraiture

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:44:56 No.28724705

File: 1440701958054.jpg (234 KB, 1043x892)
>>28724645
it would have to ge a random generated school, where you only set your
character stats and properties.
>>
Deus Vult: Claim that you are exacting God's justice, and only allow students of one religion to live
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:45:40 No.28724722
Ban tulpas: leave a note saying that your tulpa told you to do it
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:46:08 No.28724732
>>28724790
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:47:05 No.28724748
>>28728016
>>28724645
>I wish I could make a school shooter game where you are the shooter but I would get v& so hard.
Its not illegal to make a game simulating violence
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>>28723484 (OP)
>Kill Frenzy: kill 10 people in 5 minutes using only one weapon
>POO POO PEE PEE: shit and piss on a corpse
>Nuthin Personnel: kill a staff member with a katana
>Mighty Foot Engaged: kick someone's head in
>Bottom-feeding Scum Sucker: spout video game quotes (that are not from movies)
>Kekeke, bitch, kekeke!: send a media package to a news company before or during the shooting
>Penn Jillette: use a trash can as a weapon
>Badger Badger Badger: spout internet memes (that are not originally from other media)
>Roast Potatoes: kill the whole special ed class with a flamethrower
>Going Flint: contaminate school water supply
>Cop Killa: kill at least one police officer
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>Best Served Cold: do the shooting while having common cold

>A Big Guy For You: recruit an obese student to help
>But Your Heads Get Dumped: decapitate 3 or more persons, put their heads in a bag and empty said
bag in another place
>All Gebra: kill everyone who's supposed to have a math class on that day
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: scream incoherently while killing people
>Kindergarten Cap: kill a kid who is in kindergarten with firearms
>They're History: kill everyone who's supposed to have a history class on that day
>Here's Johnny: use an ax to break through a door
>Some Of You Guys Are Alright: post about your deed on /r9k/ on the day before you do it
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:47:28 No.28724757
>>28728128
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:49:24 No.28724790
>>28724799 >>28730268
>>28723484 (OP)
Pay attention to me!:Kill over 10 people while being naked.
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>>28724732
Yes, it is.
You can't even mention school shootings or you get fucked by a court.
t. Guy who is on probation for applauding school shooters
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:49:44 No.28724795

No witnesses: kill someone you recruited
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:49:56 No.28724799
>>28724859
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:50:05 No.28724804
>>28724886
>>28724790
Where do you live? Seriously. Sounds like you live in a police state
>>
>Cuckold!:Force a couple to have sex,then kill them.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:51:43 No.28724841

SEXTACULAR: get a kill while raping someone
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:52:29 No.28724859

>>28724799
Kentucky, United States
Cops are corrupt with their quotas.

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:53:01 No.28724875

X-file: completely destroy a corpse.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:53:37 No.28724886

>>28724804
this is too funny for me
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:54:00 No.28724895

Bullet mechanics!:Shoot up a physics class.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:55:02 No.28724913

File: Osmosis Jones.jpg (23 KB, 261x243)
>>28724932
Nothing to contribute, but thanks OP for the thread.

This was fun to read.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:56:20 No.28724932

>>28724913
No prob you fuck worthless great asshole
>>

DIY: only use homemade weapons
Shoot a Load: kill someone while ejaculating
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:57:20 No.28724954
>>28724970
>>28723484 (OP)
>You're making my life crap!:Shit on a victim.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:58:30 No.28724970

>>28724954
Why not smother them with shit
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:00:01 No.28725001
Kevin was here: Use only a bow and arrows

Agent 47: Leave no witnesses
True Robot: Kill at least one guy named Chad and one girl named Stacy
It would be extremely painful: Have a mask on, the whole time
Ben Garrison: Kill non whites only
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:01:07 No.28725021
Slumber Party: Get sleep gas in a class full of Stacies and rape them all.
Blowing your Load: Get a jar of cum and spill it on a girl.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:01:59 No.28725031
>Cheeky breeky!:Crush a victim's face using your buttocks.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:05:01 No.28725085

Key to your heart!:Lock the school doors.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:07:15 No.28725130

>>28723484 (OP)
>Scandal!:Kill a news reporter.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:08:36 No.28725154

>>28723484 (OP)
>Dank side of the moon!:Kill while high.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:09:28 No.28725166
>>28725433 >>28728764
>>28724287
Why did no one laugh at this?
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:09:58 No.28725181

>>28723484 (OP)
>First aid!:Ejaculate into a victim's wound.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:11:32 No.28725208

>May i cut in!:Kill a victim usong scissors!
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:11:38 No.28725213

>Supreme Gentleman: Killed only women
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:13:47 No.28725251

>Shoota loompa!:Kill a victim under 5'2".
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:15:09 No.28725279

>Classic!:Wear a Trenchcoat.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:16:13 No.28725308
>>28725433 >>28725437 >>28725826
An hero: Tell the media you did it for anonymous and the 9gag army
Riot control: Hit a nig with a blunt weapon
Cyka Blyat: Squat over a slav
Darth Beta: Kill 3 or more people using only a sword
*teleports behind u*: Wield a katana
Wake me up: blast music during your spree
Darth Beta 2, Electric Boogaloo: Target immigrants in your spree
I got you bro: Send a pre-emptive "don't come in today" text
Et Tu, Brute?: Get snitched on from your "don't come in today" text
Come on and Slam: Start during a basketball game
Touchdown: Start during an american football game
Shishkebab: Impale an indian
Absolute Madman: Make the Dean lie down on the floor
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:17:11 No.28725329
>>28736465 >>28745289
Millenial bug!:Kill only iPhone users.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:19:31 No.28725377

>Carshow!:Run over a fleeing victim.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:20:38 No.28725404

>>28723484 (OP)
black out: shoot a nigger
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:21:49 No.28725433
>>28725471
>Hammer Time: kill someone with a hammer

>If Only You Knew How Bad Things Really Are: kill your school nurse, school psychologist or similar
>Karma Bites Back: kill your main bully
>You Reap What You Sow: kill all your bullies
>Food Gore: shoot up home economics class
>Food Porn: force a couple of home economics students to have sex before killing them
>Game Over: shoot up a sports ground when there are kids playing
>A Blast From The Past: wear a historic costume
>New Game Plus: survive the shooting, avoid getting captured, return to the same school later and start a
new shooting
>>28725166
I did.
>>28725308
Kek'd at Absolute Madman.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:21:55 No.28725435
>Pain and pleasure!:Give a victim a handjob before killing him.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:21:58 No.28725437
>>28725308
>I got you bro: Send a pre-emptive "don't come in today" text
>Et Tu, Brute?: Get snitched on from your "don't come in today" text
these are great.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:22:08 No.28725439
>Rush hour: Kill a black-asian interracial couple.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:23:20 No.28725471
>>28725807
>>28725433
Bonus points for A Blast From The Past: when wearing the costume, use only matching weapons
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:24:47 No.28725502
>Final boss:Shoot up a college and a university in the same spree.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:26:26 No.28725541
>Saved by the bullet:Shoot up a class taking a test.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:26:53 No.28725554
Work Time Is Over: Kill a teacher or any other school employee
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:27:52 No.28725578

>>28723484 (OP)
>Blackstar!:Kill exactly 69 blacks.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:31:22 No.28725664
>>28723484 (OP)
>The great dump!:Kill janitors only...then shit on them.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:33:20 No.28725702
>>28723484 (OP)
>Comin' straight from the underground!:Dress up as a police officer.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:35:27 No.28725745
>>28723484 (OP)
>Light my fire!:Douse a victim with gasoline ans burn them alive.
>>
Trve Kvlt: at the end of your spree, slit your wrists and neck, then shoot yourself in the head. bonus points
if you leave a suicide note apologizing for the blood
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:36:51 No.28725785
>>28725841
>She likes it hard!:Knife rape a Stacy.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:38:07 No.28725807

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>>28725471
more bonus points for costumes
Just Like Payday: do it with friends
Payday 2: Dress as a meme
>>
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:38:52 No.28725823
Clean Sweep: Kill every member of a school sports team
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:38:55 No.28725826
>>28725855 >>28725940 >>28725986 >>28726361 >>28739252
>>28725308
Scapegoat: Have at least one media outlet blame your spree on video games
Ahmed's Return: Put a clock in a briefcase and claim a bomb threat
Absolutely Haram: Make someone dishonour their religious beliefs
Adamantium Balls: Kill only using a blade no longer than 8 inches long
Overkill: Use an RPG, a Minigun, or any excessively destructive weapon
/pol/itical outcry: Wear a swastica
Mien Nieger: Wear a German WWII outfit and use a luger
Darth Beta 3, Revenge of the Sith: Wear a cool outfit and pose for a photo
Taking a Tumblr: Push a fat woman down a staircase
Teacher's pet: Spare a teacher you're cool with
Extra Credit Assignment: Kill a teacher that was failing you
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Series of Un-4chan-ate Events: Be caught on camera screaming at least 4 of the following phrases:
NORMIES, REEEEE, GET OUT, TENDIES, GOOD BOY POINTS, CHAD, BETA UPRISING
Well, this is awkward: Go to shoot up the school on the same day as someone else
High-Lander: Kill the rival pot dealer
Mashed Potatoes: Bring a baseball bat to a tard class
NARCo Polo: Kill an undercover cop
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:39:10 No.28725829

This thread is good, boys, thanks OP
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:39:43 No.28725841
>>28725785
Bonus:
>just like roast beef: cut out the pussy and eat it
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:40:14 No.28725855
>>28725826
>Well, this is awkward: Go to shoot up the school on the same day as someone else
kek
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:40:15 No.28725856
>Edgelord:Slice open a victim's head,then ejaculate in it.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:42:34 No.28725922
>Good Boy Points: kill well-behaved male students
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:42:45 No.28725924

Alpha uprising!:Kill a virgin!
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:43:09 No.28725934
>>28726862
She Goes to Another School:

Shoot up a school you don't attend
Dindu Nuffin:
Have skittles and tea in your pocket.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:43:43 No.28725940
>>28726044 >>28728970 >>28736800
>>28725826
This would be really funny, actually
>anon is shooting the school
>suddenly, another anon walks through the door with a pistol
>"ANON?! You were gonna shoot up the school too?"
>"Holy shit, this is a coincidence."
>"Yeah, why are you doing it?"
>"Chad plowed my oneitis and sent me pics of his cum on her face."
>"Really?! I'm doing it because he beats the shit out of me in the locker rooms for PE class.
>"What an asshole, right?"
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>"I know. Well, I'd better get back to work."

>"Yeah, same here, nice talking to you."
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:44:54 No.28725966
Impressive. Most Impressive: Kill all the younglings
>>

File: 1456078231382.png (138 KB, 350x350)
>>28725826
All of these were pretty fuckin
jej, I like (You) anon
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:46:29 No.28725996
>>28737177
They Ain't Laughin' No More:

>Surprise a group of bullies, mid-bullying - With bullets.
I'm the Lord of the Harvest:
>Scythe six Chads hiding in a field.
One Shitty Day:
>Scare a Chad into hiding down in the disgusting part of the outhouse.
M'Lady:
>Complete your shooting without harming a single female.
My Brother From Another Mother:
>Identify and spare a fellow robot using the "ree" emote.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:47:18 No.28726022
I came, I saw, I conquered: kill everybody in the entire place
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:47:59 No.28726036
Perfect Stealth: Don't get caught, pin in on another student
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:48:26 No.28726044
>>28725940
>implying it wouldn't be 'hey fuck off I'm doing this
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:48:39 No.28726049
>>28728459 >>28729410
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:48:59 No.28726057
>>28726089 >>28726219 >>28726481 >>28744388
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:50:01 No.28726089
>>28726119 >>28726133
>Devilish: make her eat all the eggs. Every one.
>>
>>28723484 (OP)
>Get on with your life:Cancel the school shooting,get off the computer,get fit,eat healthy,make friends by
finding people with similiar interests,have sex,go to college and get a Master's degree in a STEM
field,earning you over 100k a year,get married to a cute virginal 10/10 waifu,have three beautiful kids and
die in a peaceful haze.
>>
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>>28726057
>the memetic warfare counterterrorism bot doesn't know how to put spaces after commas
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:51:46 No.28726119
>>28726160
>>28726089
Fuck off
This one is the best one I've seen of all of the posts.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:52:13 No.28726133

>>28726089
Nah, that's just his autism at work.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:53:15 No.28726160

>>28726119
>he's running in a separate instance
>he doesn't even know he's a bot
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:53:20 No.28726166
>>28727702
>>28723484 (OP)
My Friend Squidward: Do it while wearing a salmon suit
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:54:43 No.28726198
>Judgment Day: don't kill anyone, shoot their kneecaps instead

>She Likes It Hot: burn a Stacy
>Fuck The RIAA: livestream the shooting while blasting copyright-protected music
>School's Out Forever: kill everybody and completely destroy the school premises
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:55:46 No.28726219
>>28743599
>>28726057
best achievement
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:55:56 No.28726227

>Yikes!:
Torture a victim for 7 hours.
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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:57:07 No.28726250
>>28726292 >>28727885
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:58:53 No.28726284
>>28726331 >>28729029
>>28724214
Green Shell: Blindfold yourself during your spree, and kill someone by randomly shooting
Blue Shell: Go straight for the people at the top of the social hierarchy, and only kill anyone else who tries
to stop you
>>
Hail Rhodesia: kill a student of direct African heritage

High Expectations: cause enough chaos to warrant police choppers
Divide and Conquer: leave a series of notes behind your wake describing various Chads as the shooters
Extinguish Those Burning Loins: use a fire extinguisher to knock a Stacy out cold
Hope and Change: use a sock full of nickels as a melee weapon
RKO OUT OF NOWHERE: use a wrestling move to bring a student down before finishing them off
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Taco Tuesday: wear a sombrero and poncho while on the rampage

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Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)23:59:13 No.28726292

>>28726250
7/10
The blue shell one is kinda vague.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:00:59 No.28726331

>>28726284
8/10
These are very great
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:01:37 No.28726342
>full stealth: shoot up the school with silenced weapons only, hide all bodies, and have it discovered later
completly unconnected to you
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:01:55 No.28726344

File: 392530.jpg (52 KB, 500x532)
Masturbator & Commander: beat your

meat in between gunfire
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:02:37 No.28726361
>>28726425 >>28726774 >>28747981
>>28725826
Redistribution of Wealth: Wield a sickle
Last Laugh: Kill your oneitis' boyfriend in front of her

Shh: Use a silenced weapon in the library
Winter Wonder 'Nam: Throw a grenade inside a snowball
Most Innovative School Shooter: Chant "SUPER HOT" after every kill
You funny, I kill you last: Spare the class clown
50 Shades of Gay: Beat up the gay kid
System of a Downs: Give the tard a gun
360 No-scope: Use a sniper rifle for the whole spree
I cast Bullet Spray: Don your wizard hat and robe
Edward Scissorhands: Use only scissors, pliers or shears
Oy Vey: Mutilate Chad's genitals
'Hard' mode: Sport a full erection the whole time
Ted Cruz: Kill people by Star Sign
Allahu Snack Bar: Suicide bomb in the lunch queue
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Commit Sudoku: Kill yourself before the police do

Double Bluff: Tip off police about a shooting, then shoot up the school the next day
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:05:27 No.28726417
>>28724645
You can do it by making it freeware and hiding your identity. I believe you anon.
OT: Radical Dude!: Commit a mass shooting in the name of a political idea without being affiliated with a
radical group.
Nerd Rage: Kill the captain of any of the schools teams
Jungle fever: kill only black students
Yellow Fever: kill only Asian students
iLa migra!: kill only Latinos
He dindu nuffin: get caught before shooting and face no jail time
Eric Harris Rocks My World: gain a following after the shooting
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:05:56 No.28726425

>>28726361
Shh, and Double Bluff are 10/10
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:06:16 No.28726433

File: d1939.jpg (73 KB, 604x453)
Call Me Saigon Sam: kill three or more students of Vietnamese

descent
Calling This a Nguyen: kill three or more people with the last name
"Nguyen"
Trace Italienne: overcome a makeshift barricade to slaughter everyone on the other side
Kentucky Fire-Cured: use fire to lure people out
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:08:44 No.28726467
>Kill La Kill: Leave the anime club in a blood bath
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:09:12 No.28726480
Fight or flight: Force someone, ANYONE into attempting to fight back
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:09:15 No.28726481

File: 1.jpg (90 KB, 507x705)
What are your most favorite posts from this

thread?mine is:
>>28726057
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:10:18 No.28726491

Basement Dweller: Do it during a tornado drill.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:11:54 No.28726527

File: 2000px-Confederate_Rebel_(...).png (84 KB, 2000x1263)
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My South Shall Rise Again : Rape a redneck after

raping anyone beforehand
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:15:56 No.28726610

File: class of 2010.jpg (339 KB, 2048x1366)
>>28727783
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:17:04 No.28726625
>>28726637
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:17:55 No.28726637
>>28726663 >>28726781
>>28723484 (OP)
I'll have those two achievements,
thank you.
>>
>>28723484 (OP)
Golf: Get a negative score
>>
>>28726625
how the fuck would that work? would you like... bring someone back to life or something?
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:19:06 No.28726663
>>28726637
Either you kill nobody and some stacey goes into labor during it, or you become an hero and kill nobody.
a kid in my school got this achievement
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:19:52 No.28726672
Pacifist: Have someone attempt to stop you through non-violent means (e.g. by monologuing)
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:21:20 No.28726698

Saved by the Bell:
Start right after classes end.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:22:37 No.28726730
Barneyfag retribution: kill everyone wearing a my little pony shirt
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:23:22 No.28726741

>Perfect Score
Kill at least 10 people, with no wounded.
>Too Slow!
Kill yourself before the police arrives.
>Demagogue
Talk someone into killing another student in exchange for his life, then kill him anyways.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:25:19 No.28726774
>>28726361
Probably last set i'm doing, i'm running out of pun names and ideas
Make them pay for it: Construct a barricade of Mexican students
Evacuation Drill: Shit yourself during the attack
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Penis Inspection Day: Shoot up the Male changing room

Independence day: Launch a firework into the school
IED advise against that: Have a car-bomb explode as someone tries to escape
*tips fedora*: Don't kill any delicate M'ladies
Russian Roulette: Chamber a single round, let them live on a blank
Heeeeeres ANON: Bust down a locked door
Inside Job: Be a teacher
Big Guy: Rip out a pacemaker
Sleeper Agent: Get another beta to snap and join you mid-rampage
Gorilla Warfare: Kill only blacks
Buy Juan get one free: Kill a pregnant mexican
Fuck it, we'll do it live: Start in the middle of a normal day with no weapons, using only what you can find
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:25:32 No.28726781
>>28726843
>>28726637
More people are born due to glad-to-be-alive sex than you killed.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:26:19 No.28726804
Trolley Problem: Give a student a choice: they shoot one person (not you), or you shoot thirty.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:27:46 No.28726832
True Capitalist: Use only a revolver/explosive beer cans to kill
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:28:15 No.28726843
>>28736967
>>28726781
>commit a school shooting because of your hatred of how no girls have sex with you
>they survive, and go have sex with other people
jesus, I think I'd just kill myself in that scenario
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:29:07 No.28726862

File: 1462593299790.jpg (20 KB, 317x184)
>>28726896
>>28725934
I hope this reaction image is worth
getting on a watchliist over!
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:30:01 No.28726891
>multiplayer: someone else is shooting up the school

>co-op: shoot the school along with someone else
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:30:12 No.28726893
Who's a good boy ? : have your dog kill someone
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Man's best friend : have your dog save your life

The universe : kill exactly 42 people
Call of the devil : kill exactly 666 people
Mercenary : get paid for your killings
A glimmer of hope : listen to someone beg for mercy
That's haram ! : detonate a pork with explosives
Drunken master style : do it drunk
Nope : kill someone who almost stopped your spree
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:30:19 No.28726896

File: 623457634673567.png (156 KB, 534x662)
>>28726862
take this for free anon
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:33:42 No.28726964
For you: Crash a plane into a classroom and leave no survivors.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:35:56 No.28727001

>>28727307
File: landscape-1452878710-broo(...).jpg (70 KB, 980x490)
>Failed Stacy: Go on killing spree as a woman

pic related are two incompetent chicks who got caught before
pulling their attack off
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:36:00 No.28727003
It Doesn't Get Better Than This: Reenact this lunchables comercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVfAWHWJup0 [Embed]
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:46:58 No.28727226

>>28724169
*Whispers* holy shit
No child left behind: every casualty is a death.

>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:49:27 No.28727260

>All's Fair in Love and War: Murder your oneitis
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:49:37 No.28727264
Not on an Empty Stomach: Do it at lunch. But not until you finish eating.
>>
Jerry !GKoCME0np6 05/22/16(Sun)00:51:36 No.28727307

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>>28727001
>tfw you'll never have a psycho qtp2t gf that wants to hurt
everyone around her
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:53:35 No.28727344
>>28727371
>>28723484 (OP)
Went to Prom in the Same Dress: Two unaffiliated shooters end up coincidentally deciding to shoot up the
school on the same day. Bonus points if they are wearing the same clothes or are using similar weaponry.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:54:47 No.28727371
>>28727344
No Russian: You and several friends shoot up a school together
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:56:47 No.28727405

File: shooting school.png (119 KB, 1824x298)
>>28723938
>Kill people using only explosives.
heh
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:57:53 No.28727423

>>28724183
It physically hurts
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:59:08 No.28727449

Hail to the King: kill the principal
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)00:59:19 No.28727454
>no child left behind: If the child with the lowest class average can solve something at their grade level,
everyone lives
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:00:33 No.28727478
Am I Talented Now?: Start during the talent show. On stage. Facing the audience.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:03:33 No.28727530

>>28723484 (OP)
Roast is toast: Molotov a Stacy
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:07:16 No.28727609
>>28729085
>>28723484 (OP)
Beta Uprising: arm 2 or more outcasts
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:08:05 No.28727623
I prefer anal: shove the muzzle of your gun up someone's ass and pull the trigger
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:12:40 No.28727702

>>28726166
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HA
mine
>crashing this plane: no survivors
>getting it on: only kill teachers, take a class hostage and have a discussion with them
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:15:14 No.28727760
Cleans Up Nice: co-op with the fed up school janitor

Naughty list: shoot up school decorated for Christmas
Rare Pepe: take down bio classroom, keep dissected frog as a prize
Benny hill: kill victim after chasing them through multiple classrooms
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:15:51 No.28727773

Just be yourself: kill a girl who friendzoned you
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:16:09 No.28727783

File: image.jpg (34 KB, 286x318)
>>28726610
is that Andrew Garfield
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:18:40 No.28727843
Spilled My Spaghetti: mumble and look at your feet when shooting a qt
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:19:59 No.28727867

File: duck.png (569 KB, 900x900)
>>28728459
Word-wide Winner: Kill at least one person of each race

Shotgun buck-tooth: Only kill people who use braces
Where'd he go?: Blind everyone who you would've killed instead
Stealth Master: Raze at least 3 classrooms full of people before going loud
Bleed-out: Succesfully accomplish a school shooting while having a bullet wound the whole time
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:20:54 No.28727885

File: mass shooting prevention (...).png (158 KB, 1000x963)
>toasty roastie
kill a female with fire
>crabs in a bucket
death isn't enough, they must suffer! permanently cripple them, but don't kill
make sure you shoot their genitals
>folded over 9000 times
kill someone with a katana
>WHOS A FAGGOT NOW!?
shove the muzzle up a chad's ass and shoot
>Beta uprising
get 5 other to help, this can be done before or during
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>Omega uprising
Get 5 robots to help
>tripcode
succesfully blame a tripfag
>some of you are alright
Post said meme on r9k, this can be done the same day you start the killing
>Alpha uprising
kill a robot
>polack
kill over 15 non whites and race traitors
>ben garrison
Kill over 50 non-whites and race traitors)
>my twisted world
get your manifesto published, must contain redpill on woman
>r9k
kill over 10 alphas or woman, an hero, and get your manifesto full of woman and normie redpil to be
published
>pol
same as above, but must contain redpill on niggers and jews instead, you may redpill on all those things
>old b
do it naked and poop during it
>living meme
be a autistic neet, bring your dakimakura with you
>revenge
torture chad, mutilate his genital, shoot his asshole, cripple him, disfigurate, leave him alive
You may get this one multiple times
>>28724197
>worse than elliot
Kill 0 people, hurt less than 5 and an hero
>>28726250
Blue Shell: Go straight for the people at the top of the social hierarchy, and only kill anyone else who tries
to stop you
The robot way
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:27:01 No.28728016

File: skool shooter bingo.jpg (28 KB, 480x567)
>>28724748
>>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: scream incoherently
while killing people
my favorite
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:32:39 No.28728128

>>28724757
Red Dragon reference?
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:36:43 No.28728208
>>28728308 >>28728419
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File: drama club.jpg (76 KB, 470x262)
Break a leg: begin massacre in theater or

auditorium
How rude: kill someone on cellphone in theater or
auditorium
What a ham: kill fattest member of drama club
Out brief candle: drop light on member of drama club
Past the point of no return: Kill drama club member wearing cape/mask
Exeunt: Kill all of drama club
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:41:22 No.28728300

Post the music you'd play during:
https://youtu.be/s7dTBoW5H9k [Embed]
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:41:45 No.28728308
>>28728330
>>28728208
Ecoterrorist: kill the drama club member who played a tree
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:42:38 No.28728322
I swear if I am ever involved in a school shooting on either side of the equation I will banepost my head off
even if it gets me killed.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:43:04 No.28728329
>>28728356
>>28723484 (OP)
Cho still has the high score
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:43:08 No.28728330

>>28728308
>Ecoterrorist
Burn down the school garden
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:44:35 No.28728356
>>28728459 >>28740464
>>28728329
Pretty sure there's one guy that beat Cho by a lot, but it may not have been at a school
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:45:51 No.28728367
The Crusader: kill the Arab students before they have a chance to detonate
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:48:39 No.28728419

File: highschool cafeteria.jpg (89 KB, 640x426)
>>28728638
>>28728208
Food fight: start massacre in cafeteria
Picky eater: kill a kid solely with allergens
Sloppy Joe: set off explosive in cafeteria
Hot lunch: spare a cafeteria lady in exchange for sex
Cold lunch: have sex with cafeteria lady under pretense that you'll spare her, then kill her anyway
Sanitary: steal and wear cafeteria hairnet
Can I sit here?: kill every person sitting at the popular kids' table
Peta: kill only kids eating animal products
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:50:52 No.28728459

>>28726049
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>Devilish
Intentionally kill a robot
no, better
Stop a shooting spree, them continue it
>true flag
be a non-white
>greatest ally
be a jew
>>28727867
Shotgun buck-tooth
kill at least 5 people with barces
>Bleed-out: Succesfully accomplish a school shooting while having a bullet wound the whole time
>bleed-out
>not "just a flesh wound"
>Oops, wrong thread
Blame a 4chan board that is not /r9k/
>turbo autist
cosplay as someone from warhammer/pathfinder/tabletopgame and blame /tg/
> - 4 str
kill at least 3 woman with a melee weapon
>blame the mods
blame a 4chan mod
>not important
use a trench coat, no victims left alive, you must kill everyone you hurt
>emotional
talk about your feeling, how the world is unfair, redpill etc while killing
>mentally ill tranny faggot
be a queer or something
>Cancer vs cancer
Blame lebbit and/or furfags
>fucking yellow niggers
beat cho score
>fucking lanklets
be a manlet
>do they ever learn?
be a lanklet
>lich king
be a skelly
>i'm the juggernough bitch!
be obese and kill over 50
>do you even lift?
be a /fit/zen and kill over 15
>cold steal
get a new high score, carry a katana the whole timem use a sniper rigle as your main weapon, survive
and don't go to jail, use earring, blame deviantart
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>>28728356
the /pol/ guy? not a school/collegue
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:52:13 No.28728488

Marching band:
It's Not a Tuba: Kill a sousaphone player

Thud: Shoot someone through the bass drum
Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?: Shoot up the band room without being in band.
Orchedorks: Shoot up the orchestra room while in band
Not Your Average Saxaphone: Begin the rampage in the band room, with the gun hidden in an instrument
case
End of the Song: Shoot the director while the band is playing.
Comedian: Stop shooting just long enough to play a rimshot on school equipment.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:55:22 No.28728540
check mate: kill the nerds in chess club

blackout: kill only african americans
number juan: kill the mexican top students
thats so bereivik: kill exactly 74 people
everyone hate elliot: kill all normies
chilly powder: kill the cooking class
honhonhon: kill a french student
writers block: kill your english teachers
sleepless: dont sleep before the shooting
the old go out cold: kill all old people
multiculturalism: kill all races equally
equality: kill males and females equally.
exponential meme: kill more people te more time you spend
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:58:02 No.28728597
>>28728699
>le low iq maymay

be from /lit/
>argentina
survive, claim you are white, be non-white
>br br?
huehuehueheuehuehuueheue (secret achievement)
>slave
dress as a slave, squat on at least 5 bodies
>20% deader
kill every ponyfag
>eggman again
blame eggman, convince the media his fans are also school shooter
>>28724645
make sure to add all those achievements, and a good AI for teambots
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:58:03 No.28728598
>>28728809
>ctrl+f pumped up kicks

>not one suggestion
For shame
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)01:59:56 No.28728638
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File: hs bathroom.jpg (30 KB, 650x400)
>>28728419
When you gotta go: start massacre in bathroom
Bathroom Bill: shoot up the girl's bathroom in drag
Sexual emergency: rape younger student in bathroom
Spare a square: spare someone in bathroom stall
The Brown note: shoot someone in bathroom stall
White trash waterboarding: swirlie a victim until they reveal where other survivors are hiding
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:00:00 No.28728639

File: Spoiler Image (1.44 MB, 944x528)
>kill only X
no, we aren't here to motivate them to kill less, change all those to
"kill at leas 5" or so
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:01:31 No.28728664

File: edge.png (41 KB, 643x935)
Heel Turn: Shoot up graduation
Kitty-tan's Revenge: Leave all embarrassing or incriminating harddrives or objects in your

bedroom
The Gauntlet: Force an entire class to line up and kiss the teacher on their quivering lips
before being killed
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:03:26 No.28728697
Last One Out: Stay until the school is completely evacuated

Hasta La Vista, Baby: Shoot a spanish teacher.
Cosplay: Dress exactly like another famous school shooter
This Is A No-Smoking Area: Smoke indoors.
Confuse the News: Take a hostage, and send him out with his hands up. As he's being handcuffed, shoot
him.
In His Own Dojo: Wear a ghi. Challenge random people to hand-to-hand combat. If they refuse, shoot
them.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:03:39 No.28728699

>>28728597
>slave
holy shit i meant slav

>single mother
kill your mother and leave single mother hate on your manifesto
>blackbot(>implying)
be a beta/omega nigger
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:06:42 No.28728753

>Pussy Slayer: Cut the clitoris off of 5 Stacies.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:07:21 No.28728764
>>28725166
Because it wasn't funny and was obviously written by an underage faggot.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:09:30 No.28728809
>>28728840
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:10:57 No.28728840
>>28728895
>>28728598
>Pumped up kicks: Kill a black athlete and take his Jordans as a trophy.
>>
>>28728809
>black athlete
don't you mean a black?
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:11:13 No.28728846
Eugenics: Successfully kill 10 in the special ed class.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:12:34 No.28728874
Edge Lord: Kill 5 Chads and 5 Stacies with a Katina, finger less gloves, and a Sonic shirt equipped.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:13:51 No.28728895
>>28728840
>his class didn't have the token 300-pound black kid
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:15:19 No.28728924

Muh Shooting Statistics: Do it in Australia
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:16:05 No.28728938
>>28728983
Coalburner: Kill stacy with a flamethrower
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:17:45 No.28728970

>>28725940
A new partnership emerges
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:18:20 No.28728983
>>28729090
>>28728938
This is an original comment telling you that your post was great.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:20:36 No.28729022

File: 1421261085040.png (8 KB, 215x255)
>Boomer!
Successfully kill the fatest kid

at school
>They live(d)
Chew your last bubblegum
before a shotgun kill
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:20:52 No.28729029
>>28726284
Battle of Blood River: Kill 5 African students at the school pool.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:20:55 No.28729031
Up in Smoke: Kill the chads, stacies, normies, and stoners by burning them alive
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:23:29 No.28729085

>>28727609
Good one, breh

>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:23:51 No.28729090
>>28729149 >>28729298
>>28728983
Thanks, pal. Have some more
Triggered: Force a feminist at gunpoint to shoot herself

Tumblr: Push student down the stairs
Reddit: Spill 10 gallons of blood
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:25:12 No.28729123

An uncommon date : bring a gun at prom
Stairway to heaven : kill someone climbing up the stairs

>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:25:34 No.28729128

Watch out those edges, you may cut
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:26:34 No.28729149
>>28729411
>>28729090
Scooby-Doo: Skin a victim and pull off their face yelling "Zoinks!"
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:26:35 No.28729151

File: 1366225967289.jpg (29 KB, 201x209)
>NEET life
Spend an entire run in

an MG nest
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:26:40 No.28729154

File: get a load of this slack (...).jpg (56 KB, 500x375)
Extreme Discomfort: Kill everyone while wearing nothing but a thong

you stole from a Stacy
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:32:10 No.28729256

File: 1407109654336.jpg (61 KB, 759x1092)
>(BRONZE)
>Isla Vista, Baby
Die after 6 kills and having
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:32:30 No.28729268
Stimulate your Senses - kill everyone while chewing gum
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:34:05 No.28729298

>>28729090
Moar
Wee-a-boo: Kill Asian student with sneak attack

Supreme Gentleman: Kill any faggot wearing a supreme t shirt
Teacher's Pet: kill only students
Homework: Kidnap student and take them back to your dungeon
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:37:14 No.28729351
Shut-in: don't leave house, snipe kiddies as school lets out.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:40:12 No.28729410

>>28726049
Top kek. Origami Commento Mr. Roboto
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:40:17 No.28729411
>>28729447
>>28729149
Spilling spaghetti: shoot students in the stomach after lunch

Neet and tidy: Complete mission with minimal blood spill
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:42:08 No.28729447

>>28729411
Dindu: plead not guilty
/Mu/tant: Kill student with musical instrument

Tripfag: Push a gay kid over
tfw no gf: kill every woman
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)02:56:13 No.28729725

>screencap of the whole thread when?
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:00:49 No.28729790
>>28729810 >>28729866 >>28729901
>>28729737
it's just a prank tbqhwyfam
>>
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:01:31 No.28729796

File: 1462693599954.jpg (40 KB, 496x480)
>>28729866
>>28729737
reap what you sow dipshit
normfag
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:02:24 No.28729810
>>28729847 >>28729901
>>28729790
HAHAHAHA yeah bro people dying is so fucking funny xDDDDD
>fucking bitches won't fuck me so i'll become the most disgusting vile piece of shit I can be
Great strategy, pal. I'm sure you'll get very far in life with this mentality.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:02:53 No.28729816
Hitler's Legacy: Secure a vintage German WW2 gun to use in your shooting
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:05:00 No.28729838

File: kek.png (48 KB, 177x202)
>>28729737
>Taking anything on this
site seriously
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:05:22 No.28729847
>>28729901
>>28729737
>>28729810
>inb4 people reply to this shitty b8
When this attention whore replies to this ignore that to.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:06:08 No.28729865

File: battlefeel_hardline.png (96 KB, 460x470)
>(BRONZE)
>Calculated killer
Start the spree during

Math class
Aftermath
>>
alt. title
>Math Class's
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:06:14 No.28729866

File: normies on r9k.jpg (1.29 MB, 3172x3324)
>>28730052
Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)20:57:36 No.28729737 This post has been

deleted>>28729790 >>28729796
You guys see this shit? This shit right here?
This is why no woman, nobody ever actually, ever wants to be around you. This is
why you'll die virgins. Because you're disgustingly bitter virgin psychopaths. Don't you
EVER in your fucking lives complain about not having a girlfriend, you psychotic
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scumbags.
>>28729737
>normie
>calling anyone a psychopaths
they are bitter because of you
>because i refused to have sex with them?
no, because you bullied them, you and your friends
you can't expected someone to be bullied by over 20 years and keep up the smile, you reap what you
sow, subhuman
but normies will never understand, they are incapable of putting themselfs in others places and much less
to care about others.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:08:08 No.28729894
Mom get the camera! : Livestream your school shooting
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:08:47 No.28729901

File: normies.jpg (176 KB, 484x983)
>>28730052
>>28729810
>Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)21:02:24 No.28729810 >>28729847
>>>28729790
>HAHAHAHA yeah bro people dying is so fucking funny xDDDDD
>>fucking bitches won't fuck me so i'll become the most disgusting vile piece of
shit I can be
>Great strategy, pal. I'm sure you'll get very far in life with this mentality.
>hahaha bullies dying is so funny! xDDDDD

>>fucking bitches made my life hell so i will return the favor and send them to hell
>shitty strategy bro. you shuold surrender and be a submissive little beta cuck slave
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:13:16 No.28729977

I want to play this really badly now
Is there a game like this at all?
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:15:00 No.28729997
Mommy's special baby: Trade 30 GBP for a plate of tendies at the cafeteria
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:17:00 No.28730047
Copper Stopper: Shoot an officer within his first 3 steps into the school
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:17:13 No.28730052
>>28730094 >>28730404
>>28729866
>>28729901
You're not victims. You don't deserve sympathy. You deserve to be put down like the rabid psychos that
you are. People like you should not be outside of a prison cell or mental hospital.
I didn't think you guys could go any lower. You deserve to be alone forever.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:17:20 No.28730055

>Two for one: Kill a pregnant student or teacher
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:19:30 No.28730094

File: fembot getting what she d(...).gif (1.6 MB, 320x240)
>>28730052
its like you didn't read
the images
you got rekt, slut

whore, get outta here
This is the last (you) i'm giving ya
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:28:53 No.28730242

>>28723484 (OP)
Robots' uprising: spare a robot
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:29:21 No.28730252
See me After Class: begin your shooting by killing a teacher after class is out
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:30:01 No.28730268
>>28724790
If you can buy a game off Steam about getting a shotgun and massacring an entire town, then I don't
think it'll be an issue
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:31:40 No.28730293
>>28730340
Unwanted vigilante - accidently kill another school shooter
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:32:01 No.28730300

just think about the coop mode
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:34:26 No.28730340
>>28730293
The game could have two modes, one where you are the shooter and one where you try to stop the
shooter
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:37:52 No.28730392
>>28730474
He does it for free: Kill the janitor first
Nothing personnel kid: Kill the underclassmen first

Disturbed: Play shitty metal music over intercom
Bye Bye Bye: Play ironic shitty 00s pop over the intercom
Downvoted: Kill the reddit kid first
Pop Quiz: Ask students questions that would have been on the homework before killing them, if they
answer correct spare them
Git Gud: Roll behind an enemy and backstab them
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:38:38 No.28730404
>>28730052
Oh god yes, please keep going. Don't stop. Your loathing gets me hard.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:39:27 No.28730418

Blind date - shoot a girl in the back of the head
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:40:45 No.28730443

>>28724531
International hit: Kill an exchange student
Death from above: snipe targets from the roof of building

>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:42:48 No.28730474

>>28730392
Kek
Chinese Cartoons Made Me Do It: Kill someone with a katana

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA: Shoot someone before throwing them out of a plane
Crawling in my Skin: Play early 2000s nu metal while on your spree
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:42:54 No.28730478
Low Energy: Fire your gun, miss every shot, and hold the class hostage for at least 5 hours before
becoming an hero
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:44:38 No.28730502
50 Blessings: Wear an animal mask and spraypaint the 50 Blessings insignia at least once
True Impersonator: Wear a rooster mask and a varsity jacket while using a shotgun and a baseball bat
Tony: Start with only brass knuckles
Track Star: Listen to the Hotline Miami 1/2 soundtrack
Gotta Get a Grip: Commit your shooting on drugs
I Was Born With Thick Skin: Impersonate a police officer
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:45:09 No.28730511
> blitzkrieg: kill a pollock, Russian, and Frenchie

>This is my rifle this is my gun: kill while fucking someone
> we ARE the people: kill all of the student government
> Auschitz part 2: kill people using some form of gas
> the ol ultra violence: beat someone with a cane
> Harold Shipman: give someone a lethal dose of morphine
> the Tet offensive: kill all the Asians
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:45:26 No.28730517

File: smug pepe smug wojak.png (272 KB, 696x537)
Search and Destroy: Find and kill all Chads/pseudo-Chads first

Misogynist: Kill all Stacies and female normies
Deus Vult: Kill all non-christian students
Rambo: Use an M60 to complete the massacre

1337: Use nothing but a pistol and/or knife to complete the massacre
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Medium Rare: Burn a roastie with a molotov

Suck on This: Rape a Stacy/Roastie before starting
Race Mixing: Kill all interracial couples
Ethnic Cleansing: Kill all non-white students
Remember the Fallen: In the middle of the massacre, pray to St. Elliot, Cho, Breivik, etc...
No Inheritance: Kill all the rich kids
Bad Blood: Cause a bully to bleed to death
Silent but Deadly: Use a toxic gas to kill at least half the population
Hot for Teacher: Burn a teacher you hated with a molotov
WOOORLSTAAR: Record the massacre and upload it to the internet
They Live: After the massacre, go to court and be put in mental rehab for claiming that you tried to kill evil
aliens to end a conspiracy
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:45:38 No.28730524
>Smells Like Teen Spirits!: kill everyone in the gym.

>Sit Cho Ass Down: kill more than 32 people
>Dream on: kill someone while they are asleep on their desk
>Cinco De Uh-Oh: shooter is spic
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:46:39 No.28730544

Comfy end - commit suicide in the rain
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:47:33 No.28730556
>>28730600
Comrades: spare an edgy communist

Magneto's Brotherhood: spare someone with a genetic abnormality
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:50:18 No.28730600
>>28730556
>genetic abnormality
>spare
God those kids are hard to look at and they are too retarded to use 4chan
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:50:47 No.28730611
Inside job:write in your manifesto that Reddit told you to do it
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:52:24 No.28730628
Who's stupid now: give a teacher who gave you an f permanent brain damage
Aiden pierce: launch a ddos attack at least a minute in advance
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:56:47 No.28730697

>>28724287
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this was laugh out loud funny

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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)03:57:44 No.28730718

File: normies about robot's death.jpg (196 KB, 900x1273)
>He does it for fREE
[write in]
>cuck's revenge
have sex with tyrone's/chad's GF infront of everyone
>death from bellow
as a manlet kill someone much taller than you
>not so gentle femdom
kill a faggot and his mommy GF
>>tfw no taller gf
as a manlet, have sex with a girl taller than you
>for the horde
say warcraft memes and blame WOW for your shooting, blame hordefags.
>/the suffering/
Shoot at least 10 people in the neck and do not kill them directly
>do they ever learn?
kill 10 womanlets
>she likes it hot
kill 1 stacy(alpha female) with fire
>medium rare
kill 10 stacies with fire
>toasty roastie
kill 25 stacies with fire
>he's hot
kill an alpha male with fire
>[write in]
kill 10 chads with fire
>[write in]
kill 25 chads with fire
>burning fat
kill someone obese with fire
>happy ending
kill the ones you hated most and commit suicide
>autism strengh
kill a chad with a meele attack
>counter attack
post your manifesto on reddit as to attract robots unaware of 4chan to there
>anti-bullying campaign
blame alphas, sy thir pshicological and phisical bullying made you nap, say the programs/system only
made it harder for you and helped the agressors
>normiesaboutrobot'sdeath.png
post on your FB how all those fake cunts will moun over your death, list how they bullied you. (tip: make a
copy and send to other websites as FB will surely ban your posts)
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)04:02:49 No.28730821
>>28731070
Soundtrack achieves:
Run, Sally, Run! - Listen to Carpenter Brut

Subliminal Messages - Listen to Escape from Midwich Valley
Dangerous Days - Listen to Perturbator
Faster Than My Bullet - Listen to Pumped Up Kicks
Already A Demon - Listen to Sins of the Father or Nuclear
Wastelander - Listen to big band jazz
Six Shooter - Listen to country music
Nig Nog - Listen to rap
Death Metal - Listen to screamo
Guy Fawkes, Success Edition - Listen to classical
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)04:18:27 No.28731070

File: elliot rodger supreme gen(...).png (542 KB, 986x881)
>>28730821
Tribute - listen to Hatred soundtrack
Full cosplay - listen to hatred soundtrack, cosplay as not important, kill at least 1
person with a bownie knife
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)04:24:02 No.28731173
>Edgy Bushido: Use only a katana

>Rampaging Ronin: Kill all the teachers
>Honorable Shogun: Recruit and lead a group of r9k robots to completely annihilate the place
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)05:01:05 No.28731785
>>28731899
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)05:06:47 No.28731899

File: succubus on tg succubutts.jpg (94 KB, 1024x576)
>>28732646
LARP: Roll a d20 before you shoot someone, where you shoot them depends on the roll, 1 misses, 10
hits the torso, 20 headshots
>>
>>28731785
>1-5 you miss
>6-10 barely hits
>11-15 shoot in the arm
>16-20 shoot in the genitals
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)05:09:04 No.28731935
MAGIC MISSILE: carry around and fire off bottle rockets, and shout "I'M OUTTA MANA" when you run
out
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)05:13:18 No.28732030
Princess: Kill Stacies with a frying pan, tennis racket, and golf club
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)05:45:20 No.28732646

File: beta bucks alpha fux hear(...).jpg (74 KB, 1876x247)
>>28731899
I JUST posted that on /tg/
roasties going crazy claiming theyr wheren't borns with innies and sex doesn't makes it ugly, lots of virgin
calling too
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)06:01:21 No.28732948

>this thread screeshots when?
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)06:06:24 No.28733059
>darwinist: make two students compete in a physical activity, the winner lives.
>blind hate: attack a school that you've never attended
>language arts: publish multiple copies of your manifesto and place them in the library the day before
>you did it for free: kill the janitor
>school dj: play music over the PA (has anyone ever actually done this?)
>blast from the past: play poppy 80s songs
>columbine comeback: play 90s industrial metal
>razr sharp edge: play 2000s angsty nu metal
>the powers that m e m e: play metal/rap /mu/core released after 2010
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)06:09:12 No.28733122
>I'm already a demon: use the ashes of your victims to make diamonds
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)06:18:41 No.28733277

D'oh! - You were the only casualty. - 0G
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)06:25:10 No.28733399

File: 1460512259702.jpg (217 KB, 960x1280)
Extra Crispy: bring a flamethrower with you on

Judgement Day.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)06:49:53 No.28733837
>>28734971 >>28736777 >>28738156
Introducing the "Boards" DLC

>/r9k/
Only kill Chads and Stacies
>/tv/
Recite the whole plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises while killing
>/pol/
Kill all non-whites, non-straight and non-christians
>/v/
Look at your feet while walking
>/b/
Fuck the dead body of someone you just killed
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>/diy/
Successfully detonate a homemade bomb
>/k/
Use +5 weapons
>/k/omando
>Use +10 weapons
>/ck/
Begin the killing spree in the kitchen
>/fit/
Begin the killing spree in the gym class
>/lit/
Begin the killing spree in the library
>/fa/
Go dressed as Eric or Dylan
>/p/
Take pictures of the weapons and the dead bodies
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)07:58:07 No.28734971

>>28733837
>>/v/
>Look at your feet while walking
top
>lu/r9k/er
kill chads and stacies without getting caught
>True robot
Leave no normie uncrippled/dead
>now merely bitter
lose your virginity during the shooting
>off the records
do it on a shopping center and improvise a kill with a object you got there during the shooting
>/fa/ggot
go dressed as elliot
>fucking normies tought they could win
let someone go, when they running away, shoot them.
>mischief
blame /soc/
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)08:13:58 No.28735230
School Shooting Mischief Edition: Do the shooting with a water gun loaded with piss, and play very loud
gun sounds from your phone/boom box/anything
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)08:41:15 No.28735658

>>28724645
>game
probably can't, but what would you want?
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)08:42:52 No.28735682
>>28735734
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)08:45:13 No.28735711
>>28737897
1 Gun 1 School: Kill the entire school using only a pistol
>>
>But MOOOM!
Postpone the shooting because Mom put your trench coat in the laundry
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)08:46:14 No.28735734

>>28735682
>2 Guns 1 School
Do it only with dual-wield pistols
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)09:08:48 No.28736079

File: Plague Dr drawing.jpg (143 KB, 506x640)
>>28736109
>Life ruined: wear a shirt with innocent peoples twitter/social media names on it so
they're instantly related to everything
>The cure: wear a plague doctor's suit
>Schools out: shoot it up on the last day of school
>senior nation: shoot specifically the seniors at their graduation
>A fight! A fight! A nigger and a white!: kill only blacks and start a nationwide race war
>Suicide watch: livestream the whole event from your phone, along with the suicide of
your choice
>Mystery meat: make students eat each other or they get shot
Rate mine
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)09:11:07 No.28736109
>>28736079
>Life ruined
That's a great idea as well as the live stream one.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)09:35:19 No.28736465

>>28725329
Y2K******
Fixed
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)09:48:08 No.28736635
>>28736689 >>28737012
> Jim Crow

Paint your face , arms, and hands, black
> Trap
Go dressed wearing girly clothing
> Checked
Play, "Its hip to be square", during the shooting, while pointing bateman-styled at someone, then shooting
them after
> Osama
Go dressed as a terrorist
> "Hey, Elliot Rodger here"
Do a drive-by shooting on outside students
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)09:51:46 No.28736689

File: 1463787666665.png (51 KB, 128x131)
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>>28736635
> checked
kek
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)09:57:47 No.28736777

>>28733837
>/co/ Edition
>Man of Murder
Rip open your shirt to reveal a Superman logo before beginning your rampage.
>Prep Time
Research the school's scheduling and layout before the rampage.
>Speedforce
Get rid of your restricting clothes and become the Flash for better movement.
>gREEEEn Lantern Corps
Acknowledge sympathetic robots during your assault and recruit them
>Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
Target the Honor Roll
>STRONGEST THERE IS
Rely on nothing but your brute strength and take at least 3 lives.
>Spider Sense
Manage to successfully counter a sneak attack
>Blackest Night
Use corpses to defend yourself from police fire
>Superiority CompLEX
Kill your biggest rival.
>Civil War
Incite a violent riot before beginning your rampage.
>All New, All Different
Take the entire school and yourself in a fiery explosion.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)09:58:54 No.28736800

>>28725940
Columbine part 2: unlock co op mode
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:05:23 No.28736887
>Gun Control This!: Move/sneak into a country with strict gun control laws and shoot up a school.
>Gun Control This! (Gold Edition: Do the same as above, but without using any firearms. Kill at least 15
people.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:11:13 No.28736967

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>>28726843
>yfw all girls in Isla Vista become pregnant on the 2nd anniversary of the Day of Retribution just to give
Elliot a negative score
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:11:48 No.28736977
interest in and ideas for a school shooting game could bring chance up from 0% to .5%
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:12:44 No.28736992
>>28723484 (OP)
Last Kiss: While a couple is in their last embrace, kill only one and maim the other
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:13:09 No.28737000
Reminds me 'nam: kill 5 Asians with napalm

Martyr: die in a blaze of glory and be the inspiration for a new shooter
Chemical warfare: use anthrax in the school's ac unit
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:14:25 No.28737012
>>28737077
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:18:13 No.28737072
>>28737105 >>28737139 >>28737361 >>28737408 >>28737416
>>28736635
>deadly trap
>Go dressed wearing girly clothing, say you did it for trap rights
>>
I like this thread.
>Standing Here
Kill the principal with a samurai sword.
>I Mean, Crap, Man!
Kill someone with a single bare-knuckle body blow.
>End of the Tour
Kill the band captain.
>Saladin
Starting your shooting solo, recruit 3 teammates during it.
>Gonna Have a Bad Time
Kill someone by throwing them against a wall/floor/ceiling.
>Fuckin' Invincible!
Use two identical melee weapons and wear heavy body armour.
>Ace In the Hole
Smuggle a weapon into school using your anus.
>Noah
Flood the school, but spare your friends with life preservers.
>Black Widow
Kill everyone you've been in a relationship with.
>If I Can't Have You
Kill your oneitis.
>They See Me Rollin'
Kill at least 10 in a drive-by using a shopping cart.
>Gotta Get a Grip
Take heavy amounts of drugs before your massacre.
>Holy Smokes!
Set the religious chaplain on fire.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:18:34 No.28737077

>>28737012
Kek
Bluuuuuuuuuuuux
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:20:34 No.28737105

>>28737072
10/10
Nice job muh dude.

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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:22:44 No.28737139

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>>28737072
>>I Mean, Crap, Man!
>Kill someone with a single
bare-knuckle body blow.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:22:50 No.28737142
>>28738098
Sadistic: Only aim for the legs

Narsasitic personality: force complements from victims
It was just uploaded: Listen to a podcast during the spree
Knife fight: use a knife for 30% of your killings
Scapegoat: Blame the school in manifesto
Deadpool: wear red
In the commotion: steal police/swat uniform to escape
Spetnaz: Wear only a gas mask and use an AK 47 or variant
Thats a big bitch: only kill fat people
That was fucked: force one member of couple to kill the other one for there life
Collateral: kill more than 3 people with one bullet
That was easy: staple wounded people eyes closed
Passifist: only kill bullies
666: draw pentagrams on victems
God: draw crosses on victems
Assassin: kill atleast one person without anyone noticing
Harbringer: ride a horse during the spree
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:24:50 No.28737177

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>>28725996
>walk into class
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>99% of the class looks confused and teacher starts
shouting
>one kid REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's back and hits the floor covering his head
>tfw it saved his life
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:25:56 No.28737198
Locker combination: Beat someone to death against a locker.

Homecoming: Escape home unscathed.
Textbook: Plan out your assault by the book (tactical).
School's out forever: Kill the administrative staff.
Adult supervision not required: Kill an adult (18+).
Keyboard warrior: Render someone unconscious with a keyboard.
JUST A PRANK BRO: Shoot off someone's kneecaps.
Narcissist: Take a selfie with someone you're about to gun down.
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Prom Queen: Get everyone to "dance" by shooting at their feet.

Touchdown: Fondle a girl's vagina while your gun is pressed to her head.
Dodgeball!: Kill at least one person with a grenade.
Too cool for school: Start off your rampage with someone who's ditching school.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:30:11 No.28737250
>>28737405
>>28723484 (OP)
>The ABSOLUTE madman: Shoot up a school with nothing but blank ammo and harmlessly scare the
shit out everyone
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:39:42 No.28737361
>>28737072
>>Black Widow
>Kill everyone you've been in a relationship with.
>implying
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:43:23 No.28737405
>>28737250
>>The ABSOLUTE madman:
lie in the floor and force someone to take a pic and upload it quoting the meme
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:43:29 No.28737408

>>28737072
>Gotta get a Grip
Kek
>Miami Mutilator
Clear a floor of people in less than two minutes.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:44:10 No.28737416
>>28737468
>>28737072
And a few more:
>Going Native
Use only a spear.
>Going Native (Rank 2)
Use only a spear and do not wear any clothing.
>Banjo-Kazooie
Carry an armed accomplice on your back.
>Banjo-Kazooie-Kazooie
Carry two armed accomplices on your back.
>Valar Morghuulis
Hire a professional hitman to help you.
>Collateral
Force someone to become your accomplice at gunpoint.
>Back For Seconds
Escape your massacre uncaptured and perform another at the same school.
>Still Hungry
Escape your massacre uncaptured and perform another at a different school.
>I'm the King of the Castle
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Kill 10 from the roof.

>Get Down, You Dirty Rascal
Kill someone by pushing them off the roof.
>In Your General Direction
Taunt and insult the police from the roof.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)10:48:31 No.28737468

>>28737416
Hey, R9K! Samefag here
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:01:08 No.28737592
>>28737652 >>28737674
High Roller: Kill a student in a wheelchair.

Apple Juice: Force a student to drink your piss.
Inspiration!: Start your rampage during a school assembly with a motivational speaker.
Drama Queen: Kill the school's resident gossiper.
Forced retirement: Kill a teacher about to retire.
Early graduation: Kill the entire graduating class.
Four-eyes: Use tactical goggles.
Hot for teacher: Rape a female teacher at gunpoint.
Hot tomato: Force a student to hold a timed explosive charge.
Tardy slip: Start the rampage behind schedule.
Schoolhouse Rock: Blast rock music over the school's intercom.
Extra credit: Kill two people with one shot.
Honor student: Kill only the regular students.
Bullet hell: Blast Touhou music during your rampage.
Physical education: Beat someone to death with your bare hands.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:05:11 No.28737652

>>28737592
Hot teacher: kill a teacher with fire
> Touhou music
post some
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:07:29 No.28737674
>>28737592
these are ok
Inspiration!: Start your rampage during a school assembly with a motivational speaker.
Early graduation: Kill the entire graduating class.
Bullet hell: Blast Touhou music during your rampage.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:27:00 No.28737880
>V for Vendetta: Wear a Guy Fawkes mask

>We are Legion: get at least 2 other people to join you and all of you wear a Guy Fawkes mask
>Everyone will Suffer: make and publish a creepy video about the shooting before doing it and use lots of
symbolism in the video, the video must also become viral
>You're not Terribly Important to Me: kill your girlfriend
>Redneck Rampage: do the shooting in one of the southern states of the US
>I Like to Dissect Girls: mutilate at least two Stacies
>Dylan Roof: kill at least 13 people of which at least 9 are black, all this while being on top of the school
building(s)
>Papers Please: carry a fake ID card all the time (and not your real one)
>For Home Country: be in the military while doing it (either enlisted or on a vacation from a conscription)
>Hip to Be Square: kill someone with an ax while wearing a raincoat
>The Danza: go by the first name or nickname of another school shooter (e.g., Adam, Elliot, Eric, Dylan,
Seung-Hui)
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>My Intense World: write in your manifesto that you are a highly sensitive person with an autism spectrum
disorder
>Aidan Kill 'em: dress up as CIA from TDKR and spout quotes of him
>Internet Exploder: destroy school server with explosives
>Internet Lumberjack: destroy school server with an ax or a chainsaw
>Special Deeds: kill all teaching assistants
>Step it up, Senpai!: kill your teaching while correctly reciting material of his or her subject
>JUST: get your hairstyle ruined during the shooting
>I Lied: promise to spare someone's life, then kill them later
>A E S T H E T I C: wear vaporwave clothes and accessories and play vaporwave music
>Rick Roll: Rick Roll the school; dress up as Rick Astley from 1987 and play Never Gonna Give You Up
and dance to it while killing, also be sure to sing along
>Bilingual Bonus: say fitting phrases in a foreign language in addition to your own
>Multilingual Bonus: like above, but use at least 2 foreign languages
>Polyglot: write your manifesto in at least 2 languages
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:28:05 No.28737897

>>28735711
one of the funniest
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:30:50 No.28737916
>>28723908
This is the most amazingly insecure post I've ever seen on this website and that is seriously saying
something.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:31:35 No.28737921

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>>28738049 >>28738082 >>28738106
>>28723484 (OP)
Post songs for the here comes the sun achievment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
[Embed]
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:32:46 No.28737935
>Hey, Mom! It's Me!: appear on TV after the shooting
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:40:12 No.28737989
>Devil's tools: Kill someone without using your hands

Cooler than cool: Lock people inside the cafeteria refrigerator
>It's raining men: Throw your hostages from the roof
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:41:02 No.28737998
>>28723484 (OP)
What would you do for one?:
>Agree to surrender to police in exchange for a Klondike Bar.
Balls of Steel:
>Only kill a male if you have kicked him in the balls first. You are allowed to slow/incapacitate/weaken
someone first, so long as they are alive when you kick them in the balls.
Trained by video games:
>Scream vidya-related shit after every kill, whether it be a simple "PWNED NOOB" or "BOOM
HEADSHOT" or Douk Noukem quotes
Trained by 47:
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>Escape the area undetected by donning a disguise taken from somebody you killed.
Third Street Saint:
>Only aim for the groin. Groin shots will now count towards your kill count, even if the victim lives.
Too much Counter-Strike:
>If moving, do so with your guns holstered and your knife out
Chewbacca Defence:
>Survive, get arrested, represent yourself at trial, and use the Chewbacca defence as featured in South
Park.
No homo:
>Make Chad swallow your babybatter, then say "No homo", and immediately follow it up with "you just
sucked a dick you're a homo now"
A Higher Calling
>Instead of doing something as retarded as going on a school shooting, just stay at home and shitpost on
4chan instead
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:44:04 No.28738019

>>28723484 (OP)
Big Iron: do it with a 1858 navy colt
Tarkus: destroy school with killdozer

Rip and tear!: make doom level for it
Revengeance: do it on 4/20
Trench warfare: use chemical terrorism
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:46:35 No.28738043
>>28738072
Failure at everything:
>Miss every shot, get disarmed and killed by Chad, who the media then lauds as a hero, and Chad gets
even more pussy as a result of your death
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:46:55 No.28738049
>>28737921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_PhAerGcPw [Embed]
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:49:54 No.28738072

>>28738043
This would literally be hell on earth
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:50:55 No.28738082
>>28737921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VceeDm5MSt4 [Embed]
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:52:42 No.28738098
>>28737142
Luggage Combination: Kill 1 kid in one class, 2 kids in another, 3 kids in another, 4 kids in another, and 5
in another.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:53:20 No.28738106
>>28738582
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>>28737921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5W7Xn7FiA [Embed]
NO NO LIMIT
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:54:59 No.28738124
>I love the smell of napalm in the morning!: kill an Asian with any kind of flame weapon
>fortunate son: perform the massacre with any model of m16
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)11:57:31 No.28738156
>>28733837
/x/: Tell the cameras your crazy conspiracy about aliens, and why they made you shoot up the school
/co/: Go dressed as your favorite villain
/tg/: Decide all your actions by dice rolls
/vp/: Challenge Chad to a pokemon battle for his life at gun-point
/soc/: Organise a Beta meetup to help you
/d/: Take a break to fap to your japanese animes
/fit/: Break someone's bones with raw strength
/mlp/: Bring your toys and favorite mlp shirt, kill the first person to laugh
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)12:06:39 No.28738266
>Ashes to Ashes: stack the corpses of your victims into a funeral pyre
>Lord of cinder: Fashion a throne, place it on top the of the pyre, burn it down with yourself on top of the
throne.
>You are my beast friend: bring your pet to the shooting
>Beastmaster: let your pet kill someone
>Hunter: kill only with animals and bow
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)12:09:02 No.28738290

File: KEK Police Operators.jpg (1.75 MB, 5133x3601)
Dirty sanchez
>Kill a mexican taking a shit
leave
Transgender activist
>Go into the girls bathroom with your dick out and shoot anyone who tells you to
Oprah Winfrey
>Successfully clear an entire classroom by killing each and every student with a pipebomb attached
below their desk.
Culturally enriched
>Kill every nonwhite in the school
I am the keeper of the gene pool and I must administer the chlorine
>Wipe out the special Ed classroom
Feminist
>Eliminate the football team
Misogynist
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>Eliminate the volleyball team

I hate niggers, I hate jews, I hate spics and arabs too. I hate women, I hate fatties, I hate cripples and I
hate trannies.
>Your victims included blacks, jews, hispanics, arabs, women, fatties, retarded cripples, and transgender
fags.
/pol/yamorous
>Exposed a black man's dishonesty by putting two of his girlfriend's under the gun and making him
choose. Then proceed to kill the nigger and his chosen woman after the other woman finds out she's
been cheated on. Bonus points if she kills herself after the ordeal.
Social media superstar
>You made the rounds on the internet by getting a video of your massacre trending on youtube with
millions of views, got a hashtag named after you, trended world wide on facebook and dominated the
headlines on the internet.
Cis white male
>Become CNN's top trending story on why racist Republicans are gun obsesses lunatics for the millionth
time
Trump talking point
>boost Trump's numbers by proving his point that gun free zones such as schools are a terrible idea.
/k/ollateral damage
>Your recent rampage generated enough upset to cause the white house to pass a gun control bill.
5 star service
>trigger a response from the local SWAT team, fire department, national guard, the ATF, and the FBI all in
one shooting
Its just like my japanese animes
>Survive the ordeal, go to prison, achieve a fanbase of suicidal, depressed girls and pick one as your wife
when you get out of Jail when you're 70.
Allah akb>Explode
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)12:16:42 No.28738375
>>28740141
God mode: get every achievement that does not involve your death or long-term containment
Jesus mode: get every achievement
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)12:18:21 No.28738396
That Yellow Bastard: Be Asian or team up with an Asian
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)12:22:26 No.28738453
You got serbed: kill someone who listens to franz ferdinand
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Heaven 05/22/16(Sun)12:24:54 No.28738489

>>28723484 (OP)
Safe Space: drop a safe on someone.
Hour of Need: commence the massacre an hour before the end of school
Eye go Unwanted: Rip your crushes eyes out (that'll show em)
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Heaven 05/22/16(Sun)12:33:01 No.28738582
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>>28738106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uu3kCEEc98 [Embed]
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)12:46:02 No.28738746
A drink, milady?: Immolate a group of 4 women with a Molotov cocktail
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)12:50:22 No.28738794
>>28743691
>Broculture
Run full armed into a lecture or busy room, then announce that it is indeed "just a prank bro"
>gone wrong
start shooting anyways
>madman
tell a dying student it's only a prank
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)13:02:44 No.28738942

>A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
Pay a fellow student to help you on your murder spree

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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)13:23:31 No.28739187
Out with a bang: Kill yourself at the end with explosives

Leveller: Destroy a large portion of the building you're attacking
Level Up!: Attack a building from the ground floor, where the only way out is through the ground floor.
Lumberjack: Only use an axe, bonus points is wearing plaid shirt and firemans trousers.
Houdini: Escape the scene alive.
Trap Queen: Boobytrap the building before you attack it
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)13:27:14 No.28739225
>White knight
Only kill men while wearing full plate and using a sword, assist women escaping
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)13:29:47 No.28739252
>>28725826
I wonder if anything like this had ever happened
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)13:38:56 No.28739342

>>28724069
>not "black deaths matter"
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)13:39:31 No.28739353
Nothing But Net : decapitate student at pep rally then toss his head up for a sweet 3-pointer
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)14:13:16 No.28739750

>>28724516
Psyops, nice.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)14:17:35 No.28739797

>>28724082
underrated post
originasrihdnosjffg
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)14:31:12 No.28739988
>>28723484 (OP)
No more F's: Kill the teacher who gave you an F with a stapler
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)14:42:16 No.28740141
>>28738375
Holy Spirit mode: get every achievement that involves your death or long-term containment
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)14:53:31 No.28740278
>>28742431
>Cluster F Bomb: blow up a class having an exam

>Ludicrous Gibs: make someone explode so that their body parts, entrails and blood flies everywhere
>Eeny, Meanie, Miny, Moe: chant nursery rhymes while shooting
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?: leave only a trail
of nonsensical documents and media
>There is no Point, That's the Point: say in your manifesto that you had no motives
>No One Cared Who I was Until I Put on the Mask: before the shooting, stay in obscurity in a way that no
one really knows you, then commit the shooting while wearing a unique mask which will make you known
>Jennifer's Body: kill a cheerleader
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)15:05:25 No.28740464
>>28728356
Cho is the highest for a lone shooter in the US I think.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)16:38:08 No.28741875

bump
orogynail
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)17:09:18 No.28742334
The Reich Strikes Back: Shoot up a Jewish school
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)17:15:33 No.28742431
>>28740278
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like is fucking genius,
good work anon
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)17:27:01 No.28742646
>>28747264
Dio:Kill any student with a throwing knife

The World: Punch any student stunned in fear
Muda Muda: Resort to a fist fight in the middle of a shooting
Wrrrryyy: Use a piece of construction equipment to kill someone, or crush any corpse
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)17:28:00 No.28742661
>>28724645
Have you tried Hatred ? It's pretty much this except not in a school
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)17:52:52 No.28743034
>>28724154
>published author: get a major media outlet to release your manifesto BEFORE you start
Now this would be impressive.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:03:25 No.28743184

>>28724281
They must also play music.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:10:58 No.28743307
>Silent but Violent

Kill 20 targets without raising any alarm
>Alpha Wolf
Kill all the leaders of the most popular cliques
>Heartbreaker
Get a hostage to love you through Stockholm syndrome then shoot them in the chest
>Thrifty Shopper
Get one kill for every round fired
>Value for money
Kill at least two people with one bullet
>I am the Alpha and the Omega
Become the most popular kid in school by the end of your spree, 100% casualties counts.
>Chad Thundercock
Stick a pipe-bomb down a chad's trousers and successfully detonate it, bonus points if he fails to notice
before it blows
>All the Other Kids with the Pumped up Kicks
Kill everyone only using roundhouse kicks
>Master of the Arcane
Leave only deliberately obscure diaries full of occult symbols that people will study for decades
>Dishonorobul Dispray
Take a katana but fail to kill anyone with it
>Well I'm Sorry to Hear That
Kill someone on their birthday
>MAGA
Kill only Mexicans
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:16:59 No.28743396
>Man of the Moment

Escape the scene as a fleeing student then give a live TV interview on the scene where you reveal
yourself and start all over again
>Hog Roast
Kill a cop with a petrol bomb
>Destroyer of Worlds
Build a rudimentary nuke instead of just pipe bombs
>The Mighty Thor
Kill at least one person with electricity
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:17:13 No.28743402

Bozo's Blitzkrieg: Kill someone with cream pie
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:18:21 No.28743420
>ROAD HEAD!: Decapitate a roasties head and use it for fellatio while on your rampage.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:19:39 No.28743440

>Preacher Man
Quote the bible with every kill
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>Inquisitor
Kill at least one person engaged in each of the deadly sins
>Anime Club
Do it while in cosplay
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:22:32 No.28743482

>>28723908
Best laugh of today
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:28:42 No.28743568

>>28723908
>Who's a fag now?
Didn't someone actually say this during a shooting?

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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:29:04 No.28743572
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT INTEND TO DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING. THIS IS FOR COMEDIC

PURPOSES ONLY
>YOLO
Kill the most outgoing kid before you kys
>Old school
Use Mustard Gas
>Mustard race
Seal off exits and mustard gas 10 people.
>Death before dishonor
Kill self with explosive and take cops with you.
>Pet teacher,
Put a choke collar around the hottest teacher's neck and walk her like a dog while unloading on normies
>Slice n'Dice
Slice up an entire body and leave it in pieces
>Ode to silence
Remove a the vocal chords of a choir club student.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:30:29 No.28743598
>>28744175
>>28724154
>>speedy gonzales: take less than 30 minutes
That's an eternity. Most are over in 5-10 minutes.

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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:30:35 No.28743599
>>28726219
Scarface: Fuck someone's sister infront of them.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:31:33 No.28743616
Big Boss: Recruit someone to join you mid-spree
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:36:16 No.28743685

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Juicy: it was all a dream

and you didn't save your
oneitis in the process
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:36:55 No.28743691

>>28738794
Hahaha That literally made me laugh.
>Hang out,
Stealthy kill 5 students and leave them in a freezer hanging.
>ONEE CHAN
Say moe things whilst slaughtering
>My lil' brony
Dress up as rainbow dash while running and gunning
>Allah Akbar!
Quote the Quran with each kill.
>Molyneux Mode
Quote Rhetorical questions to hostages before you execute them.
>Muh Feminism
Talk about male privilege and gender wage gap before shooting all the males in a room.
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:38:13 No.28743712
>>28747445
The Dark Knight Rises: Kill a student attempting to protect a roastie
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:42:31 No.28743812
>FUCK YOU MOM I AM HARDCORE: kill yourself by lighting yourself on fire

>Ultimate sacrifice: force a chad to kill himself to save his stacey
>light up a fag: kill a homosexual with fire
>it's just a prank bro: drown a chad in a toilet
>shattered dreams: paralyze all the top athletes or bust their legs up
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:46:55 No.28743894
>for you
Push someone off the roof
>but he was a good kid!
Change all your grades to A's
>Eternal Summer
Start your spree on the last day of classes
>Gonna be a good year
Start your spree on the first day of classes
>Respect your Elders
Kill no teachers
>The Grey Knight
Kill an equal number of male and female students
>Boss of this Gym
Leather gimp suit, bare hands only
>Sleepwalker
Walk in the same exact path you wold have walked on any other day
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)18:51:24 No.28743981

>brobot: shitpost on r9k during your rampage
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>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:01:36 No.28744175
>>28744326
>>28743598
False.
Your mom is so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:08:40 No.28744326
>>28744175
>In 64 incidents where the duration of the incident could be ascertained, 44 (69.0%) of
64 incidents ended in 5 minutes or less, with 23 ending in 2 minutes or less.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:11:00 No.28744364
>>28744385
GANOO/Murder: slam a bottle of water on the desk before screaming "IT'S TOO LATE THIS IS
HOPELESS"
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:12:14 No.28744384
>#booflinder: Shoot up a 'rival' educational institution.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:12:15 No.28744385

>>28744364
And then repeat that in spanish
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:12:32 No.28744388
>>28726057
besides if that does not work out then you can always shoot up the school later
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:14:20 No.28744408

this is the best thread ive seen in ages
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:15:08 No.28744419
Singin' in the Rain: loudly play upbeat music throughout the shooting
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:15:37 No.28744424

>TRIPLE CROWN:
shoot up the same school 3 times in a school year

remember, no matter how many people you kill, they can only kill you once
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:16:25 No.28744444
>>28745809
>Killer Catfish
Use a fake pic and make profile, use it to step up a date with a bunch of stacies, blow em up
>Sonichu
Dress up like Sonichu fail to kill anyone get arrested
>$wag
Dress up like a black chad and go gangsta on them.
>Biebs
Blare Justin Bieber while capping people.
>>
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Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:18:26 No.28744478
>THIS is the face... of Jewish vengeance

Burn down the school hall during an assembly with the doors locked.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:19:20 No.28744486
>>28723484 (OP)
Cant stump the trump: dress up as donald trump while targeting mexicans
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:21:26 No.28744523
>>28744549
Indiana Jones: Shoot up archeology class
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:22:18 No.28744543

File: dr mengele.jpg (125 KB, 634x923)
The Angel of Death: Keep the special ed kids alive longer than everyone else so you can
have your own fun with them.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:22:55 No.28744549

File: carlos.png (45 KB, 168x192)
>>28744523
>archeology class
shouldn't it be Indiana
bones?
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:33:50 No.28744732
#1 Fan: say you're doing it for a moderately known musician or actress

Quality over Quantity: get more than five kills with no injuries
6 stars: leave the school and hide out somewhere
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:39:37 No.28744825
>>28745170
A different sort of idea?
Saved by the Bell: Avoid the shooting by skipping class.

Good Bacteria: Avoid the shooting by being sick.
Anne Frank's Diary: Leave a message, but die in the shooting.
Where's Wally?: Successfully hide the duration of the shooting.
You have no chance to survive make your time: Die during the shooting, but without the involvement of
the shooter.
>>
!!JblxqZ0KytB 05/22/16(Sun)19:47:49 No.28744973

Do you Feel Lucky?
>kill with a .44 Magnum
>>
!!JblxqZ0KytB 05/22/16(Sun)19:54:18 No.28745090
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Sieg Heil!
>Play hitler's speeches on the PA
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)19:59:10 No.28745170
>>28745212
>>28744825
Hey Ron, Hey Billy: Briefly speak with the shooter without realising the shooting is taking place.
>>
Mr Skelly !!zd58zs+mYyl 05/22/16(Sun)20:01:01 No.28745202
>>28746531
Detention: kill 3 teachers

Unstoppable: successfully make a barracade
Brute-forcer: force your way into a barracaded classroom
Where there's smoke, there's fire: set of the fire bell and use molotov cocktails in your rampage
Out with a bang: use explosives during your rampage
Check your privilege: kill 3 people with brightly dyed hair
Overkill: bring at least 500 rounds of ammunition
Heroes death: die in a shootout with the police
Ace: have a kill/death ratio of at least 2x your age
Assassin: kill your first victim using a melee weapon
Shakespeare: have a manifesto with at least 10000 words
Professional: Don't miss a shot
Well equipped: bring at least 3 firearms
Gun to a fistfight: shoot someone who tries to muscle you
Artist: shoot only alpha males, teachers and females
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:01:36 No.28745212
>>28745170
IBM & Dehomag: Provide asistance to the shooter, but without being caught.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:06:58 No.28745289
>>28724281
the announcer would be fucking epic
>>28724293
kek'd
>>28724531
>day of retribution
i would unironically love this
>ficki ficki: rape a student yelling inshallah
ftfy
>>28724642
a better one for social engineering: force a student to record a video of you together, like a selfie, kill him
with a headshot while you laugh, then post on facebook logged in his account
>>28724644
kek'd
suggestion:
beta uprising: force girls to have sex with every guy who is under 5'8 or has a dick smaller than 5in or has
cystenic acne
you could have chosen to live: rape than kill every girl that rejected you, record it
>>28725329
kek'd
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:15:20 No.28745416
>>28723484 (OP)
im voting this thread for edgiest thread. good job lads.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:20:40 No.28745534
Selous Scouts: wear short shorts and use an FAL or L1A1, kill only black students
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>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:22:12 No.28745559

Just a general one:
Start the Van Up: Get stopped before your rampage begins because you posted in a rampage related
thread on /r9k/
Danger 5 related:
>Laminated Porn!: Masturbate during the shooting.
>Johnny Hitler: Wear a fake hitler moustache during the shooting.
>Cheese und Knives: Stab a teacher in the face multiple times.
>Komm zu mir, Holly: Make your crush join you after the shooting has begun.
>Agent Hitler, FBI: Trick at least one person into thinking you are a police officer.
>Moechten Sie mit mir zum Weihnachtsball?: Have your crush try to stop your rampage.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:31:03 No.28745717

toastan in an epic bread
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:35:59 No.28745809
>Cuckio: force a couple to have sex, watch them and fap and cum during that while singing an ex
tempore rap song, then kill the couple
>Gotta Go Fast: finish in less than 1 minute, bonus points if you wear a blue shirt and red shoes
>Like a Midwinter Storm: play Cotton Eye Joe while shooting
>The Fire Rises: successfully burn at least a part of the building
>Pretty Princess Points: kill attractive girls
>Carlos: make a pun on each kill, the pun should always fit into the context
>Die Fahne hoch: dress up as a Nazi and sing the Horst Vessel lied
>Lemon Party: force three elderly male teachers to perform sexual acts together at gunpoint
>Going Postal: kill someone using a shovel
>Hospital Flip: seriously injure a skateboarder
>Bulletflip: kill a skateboarder using firearms
>Batter Up: kill someone using a baseball bat
>Why so Serious?: dress up as the Joker
>Blue Note: shoot up a music class
>Death Note: shoot up a music class and leave no survivors
>>28744444
nice digits
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)20:43:26 No.28745948
There's a kind of hush:

>Have an member of the opposite sex accompany you on your rampage.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)21:14:03 No.28746531
>>28745202
>shoot only alpha males, teachers and females
Do you mean >shoot alpha teachers >shoot alpha girls
Or do you mean
>shoot alpha males
>shoot all teachers
>shoot all females
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)21:17:25 No.28746595
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>What have I done?: Regret starting the shooting.

>The point of no return: Even after regretting, continue regardless.
>It was just a prank bro: Prematurely end the shooting after feeling regret.
>I'm Ethan Bradberry: Successfully avoid prosecution after prematurely ending the shooting.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)21:54:56 No.28747264

>>28742646
Star Finger: kill a kid with one finger
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)22:03:26 No.28747445

File: anime girl pen face.jpg (16 KB, 351x329)
>>28743712
more like The white
knight falls
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)22:14:59 No.28747691
Ye Olde Massacre: Only kill with longbows and replica swords

Battle of Waterloo: As a brit, kill all the french exchange students
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)22:27:57 No.28747981

File: 1410712243608.png (8 KB, 493x402)
>>28726361
>Redistribution of
Wealth: Wield a sickle
I'm fucking over here,
anon.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)22:31:29 No.28748069

File: Virgin Wars Now.jpg (72 KB, 600x458)
>she was single

Kill your mother before you start
>best for last
last one you kill before yourself is your mother
>last laugh
explosives must go out after your death
>legacy
have someone, that you haven't recruited, continue your shooting after you die.
>Smug frog
dress in green, you may use a blue tshirt, and make a smug face the whole time
>smug anime girl
cosplay as a anime girl, be smug the whole time, repeat your victims argu- last words before you shoot
them
>warlock
be a wizard and kill at least 10 females
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)22:34:20 No.28748159

Radical Larry: Katana a normie through a wall
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>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)22:39:30 No.28748302

Educational: Cut open a Bio prof.
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)22:49:07 No.28748564
>>28749012
>It's All About Meme: Become a meme during or after the shooting
>Smug Feels: Dress in white, completely shave your head except for eyebrows, and make a smug face
all the time, preferably also become fat or muscular
>Superior Life: Go around yawning, wearing a blanket, and calling everyone a schoolcuck or a gradecuck
>Truly Superior Life: Do the Superior Life, but also have a teammate or a friend who does the Smug
Feels and always says "This." after you have spoken (both of you unlock this achievement if you're
successful)
>Nomen est omen: Kill at least 60% of all people in the school and go by the name Victor
>Together Forever: Do it with your boyfriend or girlfriend and kill yourselves in the end
>It's A Meme You Dip: Confuse someone by referencing an obscure Internet in-joke
>I'm Disarming You: Rip, cut, shoot, or blow someone's arm off, they must be attacking you (or at least
trying)
>From Behind The Grave: Schedule your computer or get someone to release material about or by you
after the shooting
>Too Soon: Make jokes about a recent tragedy while shooting
>>
Anonymous 05/22/16(Sun)23:06:43 No.28749012
>>28748564
You and the other guy also have to be NEET in order to unlock Superior Life and Truly Superior Life.
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>>28723938 >>28724008 >>28724032 >>28724069 >>28724107 >>28724197 >>28724214

ITT we create achievements for school shootings

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:05:05 No.28723908

>>28724049 >>28724092 >>28737916 >>28743482 >>28743568

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:06:35 No.28723938

Who's a fag now?: force two chads to have gay sex

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:11:17 No.28724008

/r9k/ - ITT we create achievements for school shootings >a - ROBOT...

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:11:37 No.28724014

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:12:42 No.28724032

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:12:58 No.28724036

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:13:36 No.28724049

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:14:59 No.28724069

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:15:43 No.28724078

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:15:53 No.28724082

Suspended - Kill a kid on suspension

White knight: Let your crush live.

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:16:25 No.28724092

So, is that comment original now or not?

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:16:30 No.28724094

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:17:11 No.28724107

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:17:31 No.28724112

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:18:18 No.28724127

/r9k/ - ITT we create achievements for school shootings >a - ROBOT...

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:19:51 No.28724154

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:20:29 No.28724169

>speedy gonzales: take less than 30 minutes

hot potatoes: toss a molotov into special ed

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:20:53 No.28724183

>tfw no well organized mass shootings with my fellow

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:21:18 No.28724194

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:21:26 No.28724197

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:22:09 No.28724214

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:23:08 No.28724233

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:23:59 No.28724255

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:24:03 No.28724257

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:25:19 No.28724281

>>28724483 >>28743184 >>28745289

Better than Doom- Beat Eric and Dylan's high score

/r9k/ - ITT we create achievements for school shootings >a - ROBOT...

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:25:53 No.28724287

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:26:14 No.28724293

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:27:24 No.28724323

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:28:35 No.28724351

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:30:19 No.28724386

winner winner original

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:31:03 No.28724403

>Social outcast: kill someone holding a phone in their hand

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:33:28 No.28724451

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:34:37 No.28724482

/r9k/ - ITT we create achievements for school shootings >a - ROBOT...

Jerry !GKoCME0np6 05/21/16(Sat)22:34:41 No.28724483

Fucking god right here anon,

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:35:32 No.28724503

Anonymous 05/21/16(Sat)22:36:00 No.28724514

>World tour: kill exchange students from atleast 4 different countries

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