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24hrs

by Simona Semenic

Cast:
First pair: SHE1
HE1
Second pair: SHE2
HE2

Spams: SPAM1 - SPAM16

Stage:
The stage simultaneously represents two different locations; a hotel room and an
abandoned mine shaft. The locations are not placed beside each other but rather on top
of each other (they occupy the same stage area).

Notes:
HE1 and SHE1 don't see HE2 and SHE2; HE2 and SHE2 don't see HE1 and SHE1. None of
them can see the Spams. It is recommended that movements of both pairs occur more
often than indicated in the text.
Spams can come from anywhere and in any way, the only thing important is that they
take over the space with their voice and body. They can talk directly to the protagonists,
they can move them, they can physically interfere. The protagonists continue with their
dialogues and actions as though the Spams are not present.

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Simona Semeni 24hrs
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Dark.

HE2: So ...
SHE1: No.
SHE2: Yes.
HE1: What?
SHE1: I can't.
HE2: But ... Hold on ...
SHE2: What?
HE1: Come on.
HE2: You can't just ...
SHE1: No, it's pointless.
SHE2: Why not?
HE2: Because you just can't.
HE1: Don't quit now.
SHE1: No, it won't solve anything.
SHE2: Maybe you can. Maybe you can just ...
HE1: At least you have to try.
HE2: You think that you just ...
SHE2: Yes. That's what I think
SHE1: I'm telling you it's pointless.
HE2: Well ...
HE1: You can't just quit.
SHE2: Well what?
HE2: Well then we might as well Right?
SHE1: I can.
HE1: No.
SHE2: Or we might as well not.
HE2: Right.
SHE2: So?
SHE1: Please, I really can't continue.
HE2: I don't know ... Maybe we'd just better...
SHE2: What?
HE1: You can make it. Just try.
SHE1: That's what you keep saying, but it's not what you really think.
HE2: I don't know.
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SHE2: Leave it at that, is that what you mean?


HE1: That's not true. We are going to make it.
HE2: Yes. Maybe. I don't know, what do you think?
SHE1: But I really can't.
HE1: Come on, just try a little harder.
SHE1: Please, leave me here. Continue on your own. I really can't go on. I just can't.
SHE2: You're probably right. It would be for the best.
HE2: Do you want to?
SHE2: Yes.
HE1: If only I could see anything.
SHE2: Yes.
SHE1: Well, turn on the light then.
HE2: Well, then I guess we might as well.
SHE2: What?
HE2: Well, you know.
HE1: Of course you realize that
SHE2: No, what?
SHE1: I know, but turn it on anyway.
HE1: But
SHE1: Turn it on.
HE1: (Turns on the flashlight.)
Light. Silence.

SHE1 and HE1 are in an abandoned mine shaft. The flashlight is their only source of light.
HE2 and SHE2 are in a hotel room. Intimate lighting.

HE2: Do it. Get it on.


SHE1: (Leans against the wall.)
HE1: (Makes a step towards her. Stops. )
SHE2: Wait, weren't you just saying it would be for the
better if things were left as they are?
HE2: But you said you want it.
SHE1: (Leans with the hands on her knees.) SHE2: No, I didn't.
HE1: (Watches her.) HE2: Yes, you did.
SHE2: No, I didn't.
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HE2: Yes, you did. You said you wanted it.


SHE2: No, I said, I wanted to leave things as they
were.
HE2: Oh.
Silence.
SHE1: The worst thing is this stench. It's like walking through a cesspool.
HE1: It comes from
SHE1: Don't. It doesn't matter, I just can't stand this stench anymore. And I can't go on.
HE1: I know.
SHE1: And my arms are getting numb. I can hardly even move my toes.
SHE2: Well, what now?
SHE1: Leave me here and keep going. If you make it, you'll come back to get me.
HE2: Don't know. How about another beer?
HE1: You can put your arms around my neck and I'll carry you.
SHE2: Why not?
SHE1: Leave me. I really can't.
HE1: (Walks to her.) HE2: (Supplies the beer.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Wants to touch her.)
SHE1: (Moves away.) SHE2: (Grabs the beer.)
SHE1: You just go. I mean it. SHE2: (Gives him a grateful nod.)
HE1: (Moves away from her.)
Silence.
HE2: Hey. Don't you find this a bit odd?
SHE2: Yes. A bit.
HE1: Let's rest for a few minutes.
SHE1: (Shrugs her shoulders.)
HE1: (Sits down.)
SHE1: (Sits down opposite to him.) HE2: Were you expecting ...
Silence. SHE2: No.
HE1: (Views the space.) HE2: Neither did I, actually.
SHE2: Well, what did you expect?
HE2: Don't know. Being here with you, I guess. Getting
a little drunk, and so on.
SHE1: It's pointless.
HE1: I think I know where we are.
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SHE2: Well, that's fine then.


SHE1: Again?
HE1: Yes. HE2: Yes. I'm having a nice time anyway.
SHE1: Again?
HE1: (Stands up.) SHE2: Me too. We always manage to have a nice time
together, don't we.
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Looks at the wall.)
Silence. HE2: We do.
HE1: (Views the space.)
SHE1: (Watches him.)
HE1: (Looks at her.)
SHE1: (Looks away so
their eyes don't meet.) SHE2: At least we're alone now.
HE1: (Looks at the wall.) HE2: Yes. Isn't it great?
SHE1: (Deeply breathes in and out.) SHE2: Uhuh.
HE2: And you really weren't expecting us to ...
SHE2: No, no, I wasn't.
HE2: Me neither.
Silence.
HE1: Same place. For sure.
SHE1: Come on, it can't be.
HE1: It is.
SHE1: Well, maybe
HE1: I'm afraid not. It's the same wall, alright.
Silence.
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.) SHE2: It's quite comfortable here, isn't it?
SHE1: (Squeezes her arms under HE2: Uhuh.
her shirt on her belly.)
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: And not so expensive either.
SHE1: (Moves her head.) HE2: Downright cheap.
HE1: (Looks away.) SHE2: Yes. I was sure it would be expensive.
SHE1: (Looks at him, covertly.) HE2: Yes, me too.
HE1: (Rubs his hands together, SHE2: You know they've also got a
puffs in his hands.) sauna and a swimming pool?
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: Really? No, I didn't know that.
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HE1: (Moves.) SHE2: We could try out the sauna in the morning.
Before we check out.
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.) HE2: That'd be great.
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: What do you think?
Silence. HE2: Yes. I'm all for it.
SHE2: Deal. We'll go.
HE2: You mean, together?
SHE2: Of course.
HE2: Well, if you don't have a problem with it...
SHE2: No, why would I?
Silence.
HE1: Do you hear something?
SHE2: Well, that's fine then, I guess. I mean, if you had
no other expectations ...
SHE1: What?
HE2: Yes, it's OK.
HE1: Listen.
Silence.
SHE2: Not that I had ruled out the possibility, to be
honest.
SHE1: To what?
HE2: Well, I didn't either. It's not that I ruled anything
out, but ...
HE1: Sounds like people talking.
SHE2: But you had no other expectations.
HE2: Yes, that's it. Sort of.
Silence. Silence.
SHE1: No.
HE1: Listen.
Silence.
SHE1: No one is talking.
HE1: Just listen.
Silence.
SHE1: I don't hear anything.
Silence.
SHE1: Do you still hear something?
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HE1: (Sits down.)


SHE1: You don't?
HE1: (Puts his face onto his palms.)
SHE1: Do you?
Silence.
HE2: Even if I did kind of imagine we would be
somehow ... well, that we wouldn't manage to avoid
each other. You know what I mean?
SHE2: Not quite.
SHE1: (Stands up, moves closer to him.) HE2: Well, that we would ... You know. There is only
one bed.
HE1: (Puts his hands onto his belly.) SHE2: Oh. You were thinking we'd probably have to
share the bed.
SHE1: (Sits next to him.) HE2: Yes. That.
HE1: (Moves away a bit.) SHE2: And that maybe, eventually, we would potentially
even touch... slightly.
SHE1: (Moves away a bit.) HE2: Yes, but... you know. Nothing serious. More in a
friendly sort of way. More, if you prefer...
HE1: (Moves away a bit more. ) SHE2: Platonically?
Silence. HE2: Yes, that everything would be...
SHE1: (Puts her hands over her face.) SHE2: Platonic.
SHE1: (Leans her head to the wall.) HE2: Yes.
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: Oh, I see. I wouldn't mind that.
HE2: You wouldn't?
SHE1: No. No. No.
Silence. SHE2: No, no.
SHE1: Actually, I also felt like wed been here before.
Silence.
HE2: Well, then there's really no problem.
SHE1: But anyway I get the same feeling every time we take a turn.
Silence.
SHE1: I told you it's pointless.
SHE2: If you want, we could go to bed now.
HE2: Oh, I don't know. You already feel like going to
bed?

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SHE2: I would say so. I'm pretty tired. And it's pretty
goddamn late. Tomorrow's going to be a long day.
HE2: That's true. I guess we really could go to bed now.
SHE2: Well, let's.
SHE1: The whole time I've felt like we're walking through the same space. All the stones look the
same and then when we move on I realize that, actually, the places are slightly different. I have
no clue where we are now. For all I know we might never have been at this place before and
now we're moving in the right direction.
HE1: But we have. More than once.
HE2: Only I think it'd be smarter if we went to bed ...
you know. Without pajamas.
SHE1: No. No.
Silence. SHE2: Right away?
SHE1: No.
HE1: Yes. HE2: Yes.
Silence. SHE2: Wait, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Why?
SHE1: (Stands up.) HE2: You know, so that we'd be more ... relaxed.
SHE1: (Walking.) SHE2: Oh. OK.
HE2: Just in case.
SHE2: In case we'd feel like fucking, or what?
HE2: Yes. Just a precaution.
SHE2: Ah. But...wouldn't it feel strange?
HE2: No, why would it feel strange?
SHE2: I mean, you know. Sort of...impersonal.
HE2: Impersonal? Why?
SHE2: Wouldn't it seem impersonal to you if I came up
with the idea?
HE2: No, not at all.
SHE2: Wouldn't you have the feeling I'd just want to get
it over with in a hurry?
SHE1: (Sits opposite to him.) HE2: What do you mean, in a hurry?
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: Without having to take our clothes off.
SHE1: (Looks at him.) HE2: Wait, what do you mean?
SHE2: What do you mean, what do I mean? Without
pajamas. What could I mean?

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HE2: Oh. Because what I meant was that we could just


lie down as we are now. Without changing into pajamas.
That's all. A precaution. Right?
HE1: / SHE1: (Look down.) SHE2: Oh, that's what you meant. Yes, I mean ... I'm
OK with that.
HE2: Well, what did you have in mind?
SHE1: And now? What will we do now? Silence.
HE1: Let's have a short rest. I'll think it over.
Silence. HE2: So?
HE1: (Turns off the flashlight.)
SHE2: Shall we?
HE2: Yes, let's.
SHE1: Please turn it back on.
SHE2: Come on.
HE1: It'll run out.
HE2: OK. (Approaches the bed.)
SHE1: Let it.
SHE2: (Approaches the bed.)
HE1: We could need it later.
Silence.
HE2: What now?
HE1: You know it won't last much longer.
Silence. SHE2: What do you mean?
HE1: It's cheap stuff.
Silence. HE2: Which side do you prefer?
HE1: Small money, short music.
Silence. SHE2: I don't care. You choose.
HE1: You know.
SHE1: Yes, I know.
Silence. HE2: I don't care either. You tell.
HE1: (Turns on the flashlight.)
SHE1: (Smiles.)
HE1: (Shrugs his shoulders.)
SHE2: Any side ...
HE2: Alright. I'll take the left then. That OK with you?
SHE1: You didn't have to.
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HE1: It's OK.


SHE2: OK.
HE2: (Lies down on the bed.)
SHE2: Aren't you going to get under the covers?
HE2: Oh. Right.
SHE1: What were we thinking coming here? HE2: (Gets off, uncovers the bed,
finds a comfortable position.)
SHE2: (Lies down next to him.)
Silence.
HE2: Feel alright?
SHE2: Actually, I think I'd prefer the left.
HE2: OK. No problem, let's switch. (Gets up, walks
around to the other side.)
SHE1: Whose idea was it anyway? SHE2: (Moves over to the left side.) Thanks.
HE1: Simona's, I think. HE2: (Lies down on the right side.) You're welcome.
Better now?
SHE2: Yes, better.
SHE1: And what was supposed to be that interesting in this hole?
HE1: I'd never been to the mine. I wanted to take a look.
SHE1: Yes. Me, too.
Silence.
SHE2: Can we swap pillows?
SHE1: (Changes position.) HE2: Sure. But they're the same.
SHE2: No, they're not. Yours is slightly bigger.
HE2: No, they're the same.
SHE2: They're not. (Pause.) Well, I mean, if you really
feel attached to it ...
HE2: No, really, I don't care. But they are the same.
HE1: (Changes position.) SHE2: Well, I guess it's not that important anyway.
HE2: No, if you want it, you can have it.
SHE2: No, you keep it.
HE2: Look, I can give it to you. I really don't care.
SHE2: I don't care either.
HE2: Here, take it. (Offers her the pillow.)
SHE1: (Changes position.) SHE2: No. I don't care. Really.
HE2: Come on, take it.
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SHE2: (Takes the pillow.) Thanks, you really didn't have


to.
HE1: (Changes position.) HE2: You're welcome.
SHE2: (Gives him her pillow.)
SHE1: (Changes position.) Silence.
SHE2: Hey, you know what ...
HE1: (Changes position.) HE2: What?
SHE2: They really are the same.
SHE1: I'm so tired of this. Silence.
HE1: Try to get some sleep.
SHE1: (Smiles. Lays her head on her knees.)
HE1: (Watches her.)
Silence.
SHE2: This is a mistake.
SHE1: (Raises her eyes.)
HE2: What is?
HE1: (Looks away.)
SHE2: This, all of this is a mistake.
HE2: Come on.
Silence.
SHE1: I can't.
HE1: (Looks at her.)
SHE1: (Smiles.)
HE1: (Smiles back. Lays his head on his knees.)
SHE1: (Watches him.)
Silence. SHE2: How stupid of us to think that we can make up in
a single day for something that's been screwed up for
years.
HE2: Come on. Nothing's screwed up.
SHE2: No, let's face it. Screwed.
HE2: I was kind of hoping tonight would make it better.
SHE2: Me too. I apologize.
HE2: What?
SHE2: I apologize.
HE2: For what?
SHE2: For all of this.
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HE2: It's not your


SHE2: It was my idea.
HE2: Nah, it was just a coincidence.
SHE2: Right.
Silence.
HE1: My stomach.
SHE1: I can hear.
HE1: I can't sleep on an empty stomach.
Silence.
HE1: (Starts raising his head.)
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.)
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: I shouldn't have lured you here. How stupid of
me. Stupid of me, stupid of you. Of you because you act
first, think later, of me because ... because it just is.
HE2: What are you babbling about? You didn't lure me.
You know
SHE2: Yes, I do.
HE2: What?
SHE2: I know you wanted me to.
HE2: I wasn't going to say that.
SHE2: No?
HE2: No.
SHE1: It's wonderful outside. Silence.
HE1: Yes.
HE2: So?
SHE2: What?
SHE1: The sun is shining.
HE1: Yes.
HE2: Aren't you going to ask?
SHE2: Ask what?
SHE1: And you catch a whiff of freshly-mown grass.
HE1: Of grilled fish.
SHE1: (Smiles.) HE2: What I was going to say.
HE1: (Smiles back.) SHE2: Well?
SHE1: Of fresh tomato, cucumber and green pepper salad.
HE1: Wine.
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SHE1: (Looks at him.) HE2: Well, ask.


HE1: (Smiles.) SHE2: I just did.
Silence. HE2: No, you didn't. You said: "Well?"
SHE2: Well?
HE2: Well what? Is that a proper question? "Well?"
SHE2: Well, what were you going to say?
HE2: Nothing, really. Just bluffing.
SHE2: Oh.
SHE1: How could this have happened to us?
HE1: We werent paying attention.
SHE1: Do you think we'll ...
HE1: No. We are going to make it
SHE1: But didn't they say that in 24hrs ...
HE1: Everything will be fine, you'll see.
SHE1: Its not fair.
Silence.
HE2: I was going to say that I love you.
SHE1: (Stands up. ) SHE2: Oh.
SHE1: (Stretches her arms.) Silence.
SHE2: Still?
SHE1: (Walks back and forth.) HE2: Uhuh.
HE1: (Watches her.) Silence.
SHE1: (Looks in his direction.)
HE1: (Looks away.)
SHE1: (Watches him covertly.) SHE2: Haven't you had enough?
HE2: No. Never.
SHE2: (Smiles.)
HE2: (Smiles back.)
HE1: (Stares into the ground. To himself.) Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its
not fair. /
SHE1: Hey.
HE1: / Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair.
SHE1: Quit it.
HE1: Sorry. Just thinking.
SHE1: (Sits down.) SHE2: Me neither, to be honest
Silence. HE2: I know.
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HE1: (Stands up. Starts walking up SHE2: But it's not enough.
and down.)
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: I've noticed, yes.
SHE2: So what shall we do now?
HE2: I don't know. All I know is that I love you.
HE1: (Rubs his hands together SHE2: Would you like to ...
and puffs into them.)
SHE1: (Huddles, covers her arms with HE2: What?
her shirt.)
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: Come closer.
SHE1: (Looks away.) HE2: No, it's alright ...
Silence. SHE2: What's alright?
HE2: I don't want you thinking that You know Not
like this.
SHE2: Oh, come on.
HE1: (Is walking up and down.) HE2: (Watches her.)
SHE2: (Smiles.)
HE1: (To himself.) Its not fair. HE2: (Moves closer.)
Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair.
Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair.
SHE1: Please stop. You're Silence.
making me nervous.
SHE1: Sit down. HE2: (Strokes her hair.)
HE1: (Moves across to another part SHE2: (Smiles.)
of the space.)
Silence. HE2: (Takes her hand.)
SHE1: I'm hungry. And thirsty. SHE2: (Strokes his hand.)
Silence. Silence.
SHE1: Maybe it's raining outside. Maybe rain is falling, nice and warm
Silence. SHE2: And now what?
HE2: Nothing.
SHE1: What I wouldn't give for a Silence.
shower right now.
Silence. SHE2: (Moves away.)
SHE1: And it's cold. So frigging cold.
HE1: Oh, it's cold, alright.
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SHE1: My legs are freezing.


HE1: Yes. And arms as well.
SHE1: And my belly. My belly is freezing because I keep putting my hands on it.
HE1: Me also.
SHE1: And I think my asshole is getting ready to freeze shut.
HE1: (Smiles.) HE2: What?
SHE1: No, really.
HE1: (Smiles.) SHE2: Nothing.
SHE1: I'm serious.
HE1: I know. But there's not much we can do about it, is there?
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Looks at her.)
SHE1: (Looks away.)
Silence.
SHE1: I can't go on like this. I'll freeze to death.
HE1: It'll be OK. You'll see.
SHE1: Stop saying that everything will be OK. You're constantly saying, that everything's going
to be OK. Nothing will be OK.
HE2: Nothing?
SHE2: Nothing.
SHE1: We're going to die here. If not from the stench then from the cold. And you keep telling
me it' s going to be OK. That it'll be just fine. Stop treating me like an idiot.
HE1: I'm not treating you
SHE1: Then stop treating yourself like an idiot. Nothing is going to happen.
HE1: Everything's going to be fine. Really.
SHE1: Really?
HE1: Really.
SHE1: Then it's not true about 24hrs?
Silence.
SHE1: Is it?
Silence.
SHE1: Can you answer me?
HE1: It's true.
Silence. HE2: Come on, what is it?
SHE2: Nothing. Forget it.
HE2: Did I ...
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SHE2: No, you didn't. Forget it. I'm sorry.


HE2: It's OK. I understand.
Silence.
HE1: But everything's going to be fine anyway. Come on, lets try to rest for a while.
Silence.
HE1: Okay?
SHE1: Okay.
Silence.
SHE2: I think it would be best if we just went to sleep.
HE2: Yes, let's.
Silence.

HE1: (Walks up and down.)


Silence.
HE1: (To himself.) Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its
not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair.
Silence.
HE1: (Stops. Looks at her.) Let's get out of here.
SHE1: Out where?
HE1: Let's go ... Let's go for a walk.
SHE1: For a walk?
HE1: Yes, let's just go.
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Looks at her.) HE2: I've got a hard-on, sorry. I can't sleep.
SHE1: (Laughs.)
HE1: (Smiles.) SHE2: You didn't need to say that.
HE2: I'm not trying to push you or anything. Just said it.
SHE2: I know. You always just say it.
SHE1: Its not fair.
Silence.
HE1: (Sits down opposite her.) HE2: What? I haven't been pushing you, have I?
Silence. SHE2: No, you haven't. Have I been pushing you?
HE2: Not at all.
SHE2: Well, then there really isn't any problem. Or
what?
HE2: No. There isn't any problem. Except for ...
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SHE2: Okay, if we neglect that tiny little detail ...


HE2: Tiny little detail?
SHE2: Uhuh.
HE2: Thank you.
SHE2: You're welcome.
Silence.
SHE1: How long do you think has it been since we got lost?
HE1: Not that long.
Silence. SHE2: Do you remember the time
HE2: Yes, I do.
SHE2: I haven't even
HE2: I most definitely remember. But now really isn't
the time or the place to start with these sentimental
reminiscences, please, I beg you.
SHE1: It feels very long to me.
Silence.
SHE2: It is never the time or the place for it. When was
it ever the time or the place for it with you? Can you tell
me when have you ever felt it was the time or the
place? To have a decent talk about anything?
SHE1: Considering that we got in in the morning and we got lost, let's say one hour after that ...
HE1: Most likely two.
SHE1: Well, since than it must have been something like fifteen hours ...
Silence.
HE2: Look, it's not about ...
SHE2: What is it about? When did you ever listen to
me?
HE2: Oh, come now. I always listen to you.
SHE2: Oh, really.
SHE1: Or maybe twenty.
Silence.
HE2: Don't start. Weve been over this a million times
already. I don't think it'll do any good. I mean, it won't
help anything.
SHE1: We can guess approximately what time it is now.

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Silence. SHE2: I'm sorry, you've got a hard-on. I'm sorry I don't
provide you with optimal service.
HE2: Don't be. It's fine.
SHE1: Don't you think so?
Silence.
HE2: What were you going to say?
SHE2: Nothing special. It wouldn't have gotten us
anywhere anyway.
SHE1: Do you think the two of them have already found their way out?
HE1: (Looks at her.)
Silence.
HE2: Something about the party?
SHE2: Do you really think it would solve anything?
HE2: What about the party?
SHE1: Are you really out of candy Silence.
bars?
Silence. HE2: Something I haven't already heard?
SHE1: Not even a tiny bit of chocolate? Silence.
HE1: (Looks at her.) HE2: Okay, so is this a conflict?
Silence. SHE2: A conflict?
HE2: Well, I'm not sure, but to me it seems like a
conflict.
SHE2: Oh, come on, there's no conflict. Do you think we
need conflict?
HE2: It might help.
SHE1: Maybe we can at least find something to drink.
SHE2: Well, I think we're beyond help.
HE1: Try to get some sleep. Silence.
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.) HE2: Which party?
Silence. SHE2: (Smiles.)
SHE1: Maybe it's night outside.
Silence. HE2: The first party?
HE1: Yes, it must be night. SHE2: (Nods.)
Silence.
SHE1: I can't, it's too cold. (Stands up and starts to walk up and down.)
HE1: You better get some rest.
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SHE1: I'm cold.


HE1: I think it's better if we don't move too much. We have to economize our energy.
SHE1: I'm telling you I'm cold.
HE1: Yes.
SHE1: (Walks back and forth.) HE2: So?
SHE2: Oh, nothing.
HE2: Please, say it.
SHE2: Oh, it's nothing really, I just had a thought... Do
you still remember what was it like?
HE2: Like it happened yesterday.
SHE2: Yes, isn't it weird? It seems like yesterday to me,
too. Even now I can't forget that it was Friday and that
it was cloudy and horrible in the morning. And that I
didn't have my morning coffee which made me cranky.
HE2: Uhuh.
SHE2: But the afternoon was gorgeous. Warm and
sunny. I remember wondering whether you'd show up at
the party. And you did. I spotted you as soon as I
arrived. Remember?
HE1: (Stands up.) HE2: Sure.
SHE1: Do you think they're looking for us?
HE1: Of course they are.
SHE1: What if they got lost as well?
Silence.
HE1: (Approaches her.) SHE2: I was staring at you the whole evening. How
rude of me.
SHE1: (Walks up and down in front HE2: Well, there was something to stare at.
of him.)
HE1: (Leans on a nearby wall.) SHE2: And then I said to myself that I would marry you.
HE2: And look how far we've come.
SHE2: True. You hadn't even noticed me yet, and I was
already convincing myself that I would marry you. All of
a sudden it came to me: This is the man I am going to
marry.
HE1: (Sits down.)
SHE1: I cant even walk anymore. And on top of everything I'm starting to get a headache.
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SHE1: (Sits down. Lays her head on her knees. Massaging temples.)
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: Not: This is the man I would like to marry. Or:
This is the man I want to marry. No. This is the man I
am going to marry.
SHE1: (Moves.)
HE2: How many beers have you had?
HE1: (Moves.)
SHE2: And you didn't even notice me.
SHE1: (Moves.)
HE2: Of course I noticed you.
HE1: (Stands up.)
SHE2: You didn't say a word to me.
SHE1: (Moves.)
HE2: Yes I did. Good night.
HE1: (Takes a few steps along the wall.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.) SHE2: Well, OK. Good night then.
HE1: (Looks away.) Silence.
SHE1: (Looks away.) HE2: I said.
HE1: (Sits down.) SHE2: What?
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.) HE2: I said: Good night to you. There, at the
party.
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: Oh, right. You did.
HE2: Yes.
SHE2: Without noticing me.
HE2: Of course I did, I had my eyes on you the whole
time.
SHE2: So, what was I wearing?
HE2: I remember you were dancing. That I remember,
but I don't quite remember what were you wearing.
SHE2: There you go. I, however, still remember your
stretched blue T-shirt. Which was too big for you, if you
ask me. And your jeans, which didn't fit at all.
HE2: I remember you had your hair loose and hairs kept
sticking to your face. And you were going wild on the
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SHE2: Well, I had to do something. You were just sitting


there, drinking and smoking as if I didn't exist. The more
I danced, the more I was sure that I would marry you. I
told myself I would marry you even if it already felt that
we wouldn't last. And then I thought I really don't care,
I want to marry you anyway. How stupid of me. And you
were just sitting there, drinking and smoking.
HE2: I watched you dance.
SHE2: And?
HE2: I watched you move. Streams of sweat were
running down your forehead.
SHE2: Yes?
HE2: I watched you lick your lips. Fix your hair.
SHE2: Thats all?
HE2: Spinning your hips. Shaking your ass. Your tits
jumping. There. Happy?
SHE2: Then what?
SHE1: I can't. Can't walk, can't sleep, can't sit. I can't do anything anymore. How could this have
happened? Why did this have to happen, I don't get it. Could you please explain to me how we
could have gotten stuck in here? Where did they go? How could we have lost them?
Silence. HE2: Then ... Then I imagined fucking you into oblivion.
Right there, on the dance floor. The band was going all
the way and so was I. You were soft, warm, willing.
SHE1: Maybe they've long since found their way out. Maybe we're the only ones left here, buried
alive. Maybe they'll never find us, maybe they aren't even looking for us. Maybe they couldn't
care less. They don't give a shit, as long as they're warm, even if we rot to death in here.
Silence. HE2: Now are you satisfied?
SHE2: Yes. It's great.
SHE1: Can you just explain me how this could have happened?
Silence. SHE2: Come on. I'm serious. Do you know that was the
first time I started to believe that marrying for love is
actually possible. Honestly. That very Friday. During that
party. You were sitting there and I felt like I knew we
were made for each other. Despite you not giving me a
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in my chest. This spot, right here. And I mean real pain.


Seriously. I really had chest pain.
HE2: Well, that did it. It looks like you provide me with
optimal support after all.
SHE2: (Smiles.)
HE2: Who was it that said nobody can get rid of a man's
erection more efficiently than a married woman?
SHE2: Must have been a married woman.
HE2: Quite possibly.
SHE2: Good night.
HE2: Good night.
SHE1: Can you at least say something? Silence.
HE1: What do you want me to say?
SHE1: I don't know, anything. Talk to me. You're alive, arent you?
HE1: I don't know. I don't know how this could have happened. And I don't know where they
disappeared to. They're wandering, just like us. Either that or they've already found their way out
and are all eating grilled fish and having wine. I don't know. I don't even know what time it is. I
don't know anything.
SHE1: Do you at least have any idea how deep we are?
HE1: Not the slightest.
SHE1: You don't know anything then?
HE1: Nothing.
SHE1: Was that true earlier, about the 24hrs?
HE1: Yes.
Silence. SHE2: Hey, you really don't have a hard on anymore?
HE2: Yes.
SHE2: I can't sleep either.
HE2: Don't tell me you've got a hard-on?
HE1: (Stands up and approaches her.)
SHE1: (Stands up.)
HE1: (Leans against the wall next to her.)
SHE1: (Leans against the wall.)
HE1: It'll be OK.
Silence. HE2: Or is it that you're thinking about marrying me?
SHE1: Yes.
Silence. SHE2: I would never marry you again.
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SHE1: If only I wasn't so cold.


Silence.
HE2: And I was just about to propose
SHE2: I don't want to marry you.
HE2: You see, and I still feel like fucking you into
oblivion. So much for fidelity.
SHE2: You're disgusting.
HE2: No, I'm being faithful.
SHE2: Are you?
HE2: Uhuh.
Silence.
SHE1: Are you cold too?
HE1: Yes.
SHE1: But there's nothing we can do.
Silence. HE2: You're touching me.
SHE2: Sorry. Did I really...
HE2: Interrupt my erection?
SHE2: Yes.
HE2: Yup. Completely.
SHE2: What was all that about oblivion then?
HE2: I did. That night, on the dance floor.
SHE2: Oh.
HE1: Oh, look. Silence.
SHE1: What?
HE1: A coin.
SHE1: Where?
HE1: Here, look. (Picks up the coin. Polishes it.) Oooh, it's an old one. Here.
SHE1: No, you have it. You found it. For your wish.
HE1: For my what?
SHE1: For your wish. Hold it in your hand, close your eyes, make a wish and throw the coin.
HE1: And then it'll come true?
SHE1: Yes, of course.
HE1: Oh.
SHE1: The reason you have to throw it is so that somebody else can find it and the wish passes
on to him. You have to pass your wishes on.
HE1: Ah.
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Silence. SHE2: How long is this going to continue?


HE2: / SHE2: Into oblivion. / Into oblivion?
SHE2: Then you really won't let me have it?
HE2: OK, now quit it. Just stop.
SHE2: Good night?
HE2: Yes.
SHE2: Don't you have a hard-on?
HE2: I do.
SHE2: Will you be able to fall asleep then?
HE2: I'll try.
SHE2: Good night.
HE2: Good night.
SHE1: Come on. Silence.
HE1: What?
SHE1: Your wish.
HE1: Oh. (Closes his eyes and places the coin back on the floor.)
Silence.
SHE1: (Sits down.)
HE1: (Watches her.)
SHE1: (Places her arms on her knees and her head on her arms. Looks straight ahead. )
HE1: (Watches her.)
Silence. HE2: Hey ...
HE1: (Turns his back against her and SHE2: What?
approaches the wall.)
SHE1: (Looks at him and swiftly gathers the coin.)
HE2: Are you asleep?
HE1: (Turns around.) SHE2: Yes.
HE2: Oh.
HE1: (Crouches.) SHE2: Well, not really. No.
HE2: Oh.
HE1: I still think it would be useful if we went for a look around.
SHE1: Well just end up here again.
Silence. SHE2: So?
HE1: (Sits down.)
HE1: (Stretches his legs.) HE2: What?
HE1: (Leans his head against the wall. SHE2: What did you want to say?
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Closes his eyes.)


SHE1: (Looks at him.) HE2: Oh, nothing. Nothing important.
SHE1: (Closes her eyes, throws the coin, so that it makes a sound.)
HE1: Did you hear that?
SHE1: Hear what?
HE1: (Listens carefully.) Nothing.
Silence. SHE2: Come on, what is it?
HE2: You really wouldn't marry me again?
SHE2: No. Yes. I don't know. I don't know if I wouldn't.
Don't know if I would.
HE2: Then you really believe it's all screwed up?
SHE1: (Stands up.)
SHE2: I don't know. Do you really believe it's not?
SHE1: (Starts jumping.) HE2: I hope it's not.
SHE2: Really?
HE2: Really.
SHE1: Cold, cold, cold. SHE2: (Smiles.)
HE1: (Looks at her.) Silence.
SHE1: (Rubs her hands together.)
HE1: (Stands up and approaches her.) HE2: (Strokes her hair.)
HE1: (Takes her hands and rubs them in his.)
SHE1: (Smiles.) SHE2: (Smiles.)
HE2: What if we, you know, anyway...
SHE2: Oh, I don't know. I guess we could. I mean
people do it all the time, don't they?
HE1: (Lets go of her hands.) HE2: Are you sure?
HE1: That better?
SHE1: Yes. SHE2: Yes.
Silence. Silence.
SHE1: Thank you.
HE1: You're welcome.
SHE1: And now for my feet.
HE1: (Smiles.)
SHE1: No, I didn't mean ... I didn't think that you ... What I meant was, now I have to get my
feet warm.
HE1: Oh.
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SHE1: Yes, yes.


HE1: Otherwise I might start imagining things.
SHE1: No, no.
HE1: (Sits down.) SHE2: Are you sure?
SHE1: (Sits down.) HE2: Yes. I think so.
SHE1: (Takes her shoes off.) SHE2: What then?
SHE1: (Rubs her foot.) HE2: Well, we can try.
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: We can't try if you're not one hundred percent
certain.
HE2: But I am. Let's do it.
SHE2: Yes. Let's. But how?
SHE1: (Looks at him.) HE2: I don't know, we'll improvise.
HE1: (Moves.) SHE2: OK. Then let's do it already.
HE2: Oh, you mean right now?
SHE2: Yes, now or what?
HE2: Well, I guess
SHE2: Would you prefer to wait a little?
HE2: Maybe. Just a bit.
SHE1: (Rubbing faster.) SHE2: Okay.
HE1: (Looks at her.) Silence.
SHE1: (Rubbing even faster.) HE2: Well ...
SHE2: Not so sure?
HE2: No.
SHE1: There. That's better. Now, what else can I do to warm myself up?
HE1: Try taking your socks off and placing them on your stomach or under your armpits. Then
put them back on.
SHE1: Great idea.
SHE1: (Takes her socks off.) SHE2: Do you think it would change anything?
SHE1: (Places them under her armpits.) SHE2: That anything would be different in the morning?
HE1: (Watches her.) HE2: I don't know.
SHE1: Oh, shit. They're so damn cold.
HE1: (Smiles.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Makes a serious face.)
SHE1: (Smiles.)
HE1: (Smiles back.)
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SHE1: (Gives herself a foot massage.) SHE2: Does it even matter to you?
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: Do you want anything to change?
HE2: Why else would I be here?
SHE2: Why are you here?
HE2: If it was all the same to me I wouldn't be. Of
course it matters.
SHE2: What about our kids? Do they matter?
HE2: Boy, when you get going ... Of course they matter.
They mean a hell of a lot to me. But what do they have
to do with it?
SHE2: Just curious. I think the kids have everything to
do with it.
HE2: Forget it. Let's go to sleep.
SHE2: I dont think well manage.
HE2: Or we could talk.
SHE2: Yes, we could just talk.
Silence.
SHE1: Aren't you cold?
HE1: I am.
SHE1: Why then ...
HE1: It's nothing serious, really.
Silence. HE2: Well?
SHE1: It's going to be okay now.
SHE1: (Puts her shoes back on.) SHE2: I can't think of anything.
HE2: Well, what would you like to talk about?
SHE1: (Crouches.)
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: I don't know. You pick.
HE2: I don't care.
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Stands up, turns towards the wall.) SHE2: I don't either. You start.
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: Oh, I don't know. Saw any good movies recently?
HE1: (Leans hands to the wall, head on the hands.) SHE2: Oh, please, I beg you, anything but
movies. We'll have a conflict before you know it.
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: You're probably right. You choose, then.
SHE2: Can I?
HE2: Yes, sure.
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SHE2: Anything?
HE2: Anything except the kids.
SHE2H: Why not?
HE2: We are not going to talk about our kids. We have
this time all for ourselves. So, right now let's talk about
the two of us, not about the kids.
SHE1: (Stands up.) SHE2: Come on.
HE2: Anything else.
SHE2: Anything?
HE2: Yes, anything.
HE1: (Turns around.)
SHE1: (Moves towards him.) SHE2: Well, there is something I wanted to ask you. Will
you answer?
HE2: Go ahead. Ask.
SHE2: It's something I've been dying to know. About
your mistress.
HE2: Oh, come on.
SHE2: But you just said that
HE2: What about her?
SHE2: How could you do it so easily?
HE2: I didn't. There are lots of logistics to consider. It
was not easy, believe me.
HE1: Are you better?
SHE1: (Nods.)
SHE2: You know perfectly well what I was aiming at.
HE2: Well I don't know how. It just happens and then ...
SHE2: Don't you feel the slightest guilt?
HE2: Of course I do. I punish myself regularly. You think
I'm heartless or what?
SHE2: Then, why did you do it?
HE2: I don't know why. To pass the time. Why else?
SHE2: Couldn't you just stay faithful?
HE2: Who says I'm not faithful?
SHE2: Wait ... Seriously.
HE1: And your head?
SHE1: Still hurts. More and more, I think. It's hunger and thirst.
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HE1: (Leans on the wall.)


HE2: How can you ask such a stupid question?
SHE2: Well, if thats how you are, then can you tell me
why now, is it all of a sudden
HE1: You'll see, everything is going to be just fine.
SHE1: (Sits down.) HE2: Stop. You can stop right there.
SHE2: Tell me.
HE2: You make it sound so complicated. I'm serious.
You shouldn't think so much. Things come and go. Try
to take them as they are.
SHE2: And what exactly are we doing here then?
HE2: Taking things as they are.
SHE2: Oh.
Silence.
SHE1: What now?
HE1: Rest for a minute and then we'll continue.
SHE1: OK. If you think ...
HE1: Yes. In the meantime I'll take a look around.
SHE1: Don't!
HE1: Well, I wasn't going to ...
SHE1: No! Don't go. Please.
HE1: Well, alright, I'll stay here then. But at least it'd be good if I turned off the flashlight.
SHE1: Well, OK.
HE1: (Turns off the flashlight.)
SHE2: We shouldn't have come here.
Silence. Silence.
SHE1: Hey.
HE1: What?
SHE1: I can't rest.
HE1: What's the matter?
HE2: I want you.
SHE1: I'm scared.
HE1: (Turns on the flashlight.)
SHE2: I know.
SHE1: No, not because of that.
HE1: (Turns of the flashlight.)
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SHE2: I want you too.


Silence. Silence.
SHE1: I'm afraid of falling asleep. And freezing to death. Don't people freeze in their sleep?
HE1: You won't freeze to death.
SHE1: But it isn't getting better. It's getting worse and worse, I think.
Silence. SHE2: It's just that we can't. We really shouldn't. It
wouldn't be right.
HE2: Yes, I know.
SHE2: We just can't. It isn't right.
HE2: I know, I know. Sorry to have brought it up again.
SHE2: It's OK. I'm sorry I'm such a pain.
HE2: You're not. You're right.
SHE1: Its not fair. Silence.
Silence.
HE1: (Turns on the flashlight. Stands up. Approaches her.)
SHE1: (Pulls back.)
HE1: (Stands still. Moves off into another direction.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.) HE2: You think they know?
HE1: (Leans his forehead against the SHE2: I don't know. I never ask myself.
wall.)
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: I think he knows.
SHE2: Maybe. I think she knows also. They probably
both know.
HE2: Yes, probably.
HE1: (Turns around.) Silence.
SHE1: (Looks away before she is noticed.)
Silence. SHE2: Whose idea was it anyway? Who came up first
with this 24hrs concept?
HE2: You did.
SHE2: No, it was you who said that you were thinking
about what it would be like if we stole 24hrs from life.
Those were your exact words. To steal 24hrs from life.
HE2: Well, yes. But it was you who brought us to the
hotel.
SHE2: No, coincidence brought us to this hotel.
HE2: Well
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SHE1: The stench is really awful. Silence.


Silence.
HE1: (Shuffles his feet.)
SHE1: (Stands up.)
HE1: (Crouches.)
Silence. SHE2: Do you ever think about how you would feel if
you found out your wife was doing what we're doing
now?
HE2: She would never do a thing like that.
SHE2: You're right. She would just go and get it over
with.
HE2: (Smiles.)
SHE1: And my headache wont go away.
Silence.
SHE2: Oh, you don't think so?
HE2: Well, what about him? Would he?
SHE2: I don't know. I don't think about it much. And
even when I do, I still believe he wouldn't ever cheat on
me. What else can I think? Does it even matter what I
think?
HE2: I guess you're right. It doesnt make much
difference.
Silence.
SHE1: (Looks at him.) SHE2: Maybe we could anyway ... Since we're here
already ...
HE1: (Looks at the ground.) HE2: No.
SHE1: (Stands up.) SHE2: No?
HE1: (Raises his head.) HE2: It wouldn't feel right. It really wouldn't.
SHE1: (Stretches her limbs.) SHE2: Yes, I know. Im sorry.
Silence.
SHE1: (Rubs her back.) SHE2: But ... Why did we even come here in the first
place?
HE1: (Looks at her.) HE2: Can't remember, to be honest. Just forget it.
Forget it.
SHE1: (Crouches.) SHE2: Yes, you're right. Let's just forget it.
HE1: (Stands up.) Silence.
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SHE1: (Looks at him.)


SHE2: But I still don't quite get it. OK, let's say I
understand my side of it. Presumably. But with your
experience I expected you'd be used to it already.
HE1: (Walks back and forth.) HE2: I'm not. This is different. This isn't exactly what
you would call cheating. And yes, I believe it would
change everything.
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Looks straight ahead.)
SHE2: You think it hasn't already changed everything?
HE2: I guess you're right.
SHE2: So what's the problem then?
HE2: Yes, I guess there really isn't any. There is no
problem.
HE1: (Sits down.)
SHE1: (Sits down.)
Silence.
HE2: It's just ...
SHE2: Yes?
HE2: Well, I know there isn't any logic to it. But you
were right, in fact. It wouldn't be fair. Because of her
and because of him, but mostly because of the kids. And
because of us as well. I'll probably hate myself in the
morning but right now, at this precise moment, it really
just seems wrong.
SHE2: What about what we've done so far? Was it all
wrong then?
HE2: What?
SHE2: Well, everything. Everything that brought us to
the point of being here tonight. Stealing 24hrs. Wasn't
that wrong?
HE2: Yes and no. Depends on your point of view.
SHE2: Well, what's your point of view?
HE2: Look, it's not like I can fix anything but at least I'll
try not to make it worse. At least I won't fuck up what I
already haven't. And at least that's something. Right?
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SHE2: You know what? It think there isn't a single thing


left for you to fuck up.
HE2: What do I know, just leave me alone.
Silence.
SHE1: Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair.
Silence. SHE2: Should we go home?
HE2: Are you messing with me?
SHE2: I'm not. We really could go home and tell the
truth and everything would be fine. It would be fair, at
least.

SPAM15: We are heading into an interesting week.

HE2: Yes, we could do that.


SHE2: But, as long as we're here ...
HE2: Yes. As long as we're here, we could at least have
another beer.
SHE1: Death blows out the lamp.
HE1: What?
SHE1: Death blows out the lamp.
HE1: The match.
SHE1: Or that.
Silence. SHE2: OK, let's.
HE2: / SHE2: Will you ... / Will you ...
SHE1: What now? HE2: (Smiles.)
HE1: Nothing. SHE2: (Smiles.)
Silence. HE2: / SHE2: You go.
SHE2: (Laughs.)
HE2: (Laughs.)
SHE2: I'll go.
HE2: OK.
SHE2: (Gets the beer.)
HE2: What shall we toast to?
SHE2: Let's toast to us.
HE2: To friendship?
SHE2: Yes. To friendship, what else.
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SHE1: (Stands up.) HE2: (Smiles.)


HE1: (Puts his hand to the floor.) SHE2: (Offers him the beer.)
SHE1: (Rubs her hands together, HE2: (Takes the beer and strokes her hand.) Thanks.
blows into them.)
HE1: (Makes circles with his hand SHE2: You're welcome.
across the floor.) Silence.
SHE1: (Rubs her hands against
her thighs.) SHE2: Pathetic. You're so pathetic.
HE2: Huh?
SHE2: You're pathetic. And I'm pathetic. We're both
pathetic.
HE1: (Moves his hand ever more slowly HE2: Stupid you, stupid me. Or how did you put it?
closely observing the movement.)
SHE2: What's all this about anyway?
SHE1: (Rubs her hands faster.)
HE2: I don't know. It's just ... It's good to know we're
not animals.
SHE2: (Smiles.)
HE2: I'm such a pathetic waste. I really don't know what
you ever saw in me to begin with.
SHE2: Mmm, your body, your ass ... What else?
HE2: Feels good. Go on.
HE1: (Stands up.)
SHE1: (Starts walking.)
HE1: (Walks into the other direction.) SHE2: And your eyes. Not bad at all. And your arms ...
And You know what makes me all soft, willing and
wet?
HE2: You mean warm?
SHE2: Yes, warm. Well, do you know?
HE2: No.
SHE2: Are you interested?
HE2: Of course I am.
SHE2: Those small wrinkles you have around your
mouth.
HE2: Oh?
SHE2: Remember that time, at the party?
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HE2: Yes?
SHE1: (Leans against the wall.)
HE1: (Leans against the opposite wall.)
SHE2: I couldn't sleep for three days.
HE2: Yes, you told me.
SHE2: Do you know why?
HE2: I look at myself in the mirror regularly, how could I
not know.
SHE1: (Draws shapes across the floor with her leg and carefully observes her motion.)
SHE2: All I kept thinking about was touching the
wrinkles around your mouth. Pressing my cheek against
yours. Kissing your wrinkles. Not us kissing. Me kissing
your face. Eating you up.
HE2: Did you? You naughty little girl. All the time, while
lying next to him?
SHE2: No, while masturbating in the bathroom.
HE2: Yes, me too.
SHE2: Oh, did you jerk off in the bathroom?
SHE1: (Crouches.)
HE1: (Looks at her.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.)

SPAM7: Not too happy with your life recently?

HE1: (Looks into the floor.)


SHE1: (Looks into the floor.)
HE2: Whatever. It's too late anyway.
SHE2: What?
HE2: I said it's probably too late anyway.
SHE2: Too late for what?
HE2: Too late for a fuck. There isn't enough time.
SPAM7: Just how often did you recall the times of youth when you could do anything with equal
enthusiasm?

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If I started touching you now, I wouldn't stop for a long


long long time. We don't have that kind of time. Too
bad.
SHE2: And what else would you do to me?
HE2: What would you like me to do to you?
SHE2: Nothing. I would. To you.
HE2: Is that so? And what would you do to me?
SHE2: First, I would touch you.
HE1: (Shuffles his feet.)
HE2: Where?
SHE1: (Stands up.)
HE1: (Crouches.)
SHE2: First I would stroke your face.
SHE1: (Shuffles her feet.) SHE2: Your wrinkles.
HE1: (Stands up.)
SHE2: Then I would rub my cheek against yours.
SHE1: (Leans with her hands against her knees.)
SHE2: Then I would kiss you. Kiss your wrinkles.
HE1: (Turns his back against her.)
SHE1: (Looks at his back.)
SHE2: Then I would take your hand and rub it against
my face. My lips. Then I would kiss your fingers.
HE1: (Leans his head against the wall.) HE2: And?
SHE1: (Looks at his back.) SHE2: Then I would start to lick you. Your fingers first,
and then your arm, then I would take off your shirt.
HE1: (Puts his hands on his stomach.) HE2: Yes?
SHE1: (Starts to approach him from the edge.)
SHE2: Then I'd lick your belly. Your breast. Your
nipples. Then your belly again. Your navel, and then
slightly lower. Then I would unbutton your trousers. I
would slowly pull them off while nibbling at your thighs
and calves.
HE1: (Turns around.)
SHE1: (Stops.)
Silence. HE2: And then?
HE1: What are we going to do?
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SHE1: Nothing. (Sits down.)

SPAM10: Everything that had seemed like nonsense and the delirious ravings of a purple lights
were fluttering.

HE1: Nothing. (Sits down.)


Silence. SHE2: Then I would slowly move back up, still nibbling
and licking. Then, while licking at the top of your thigh, I
would carefully go over your underwear with my hand.
And then again. And then ...
SHE1: What can we do?
HE1: Nothing.
Silence.
HE2: Yes?
SHE2: Then I'd let you pet me a little. Only a little.
HE2: You would?
SHE2: Uhuh. My belly. And my neck. And my tits. And
then I would kiss your mouth. And I wouldn't let go for a
long time. And then I'd suck your dick. I'd suck your dick
for a long long long time.
HE2: Long long long?

SPAM4: Gluttony kills more than a sword.

HE1: Unless ...


SHE1: What?
HE1: Nothing.
Silence. SHE2: Long long long.
HE2: And?
SHE2: And then I'd sit on top of you. And I'd start slowly
slowly pulling you inside me. Until it would drive you
crazy. And then ... Then it would be your turn to do
something to me.

SPAM4: Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

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HE2: Oh.

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SHE2: Uhuh.
HE2: And if I refused?
SHE2: Well, then I guess I'd have no other option than
to suck on you for a while longer. And sit on you. And
suck on you some more.

SPAM4: A Good Example is the Best Sermon.

And so on, into oblivion. Until you were begging me to


leave you alone.
SHE1: Sorry about nagging all the time.
HE1: I'm sorry for not being able to help.
SHE1: (Smiles.)
HE1: (Smiles.)
Silence. HE2: Ah. It's just that we don't have the time, do
we?
SHE2: We don't. You need time for that. (Pause.) After
all, we're not animals, are we?
Silence.

SPAM4: Better to aim high and miss, than to aim low and reach target!

HE2: Aren't we having a good time?


SHE2: Yes.
Silence.
HE1: It was a stupid idea.

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SHE1: (Rubs her hands against each SHE2: What did you expect to happen here?
other.)
HE1: To come into this mine, I mean.

SPAM4: He that stays in the valley shall never get over the hill!

SHE1: (Leans her head against her HE2: 24hrs of unsurfuckable fuck.
knees.)
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: Well, we still have a couple of hours left.
Silence. HE2: Yes. We do.
Silence.

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HE1: Oooh, we absolutely have to check out the abandoned mine, before we go.
Silence.

SPAM15: Recent news releases are generating growing interest in AGAO!

HE1: Truly the high point of the weekend.


Silence.

SPAM16: Should we leave Iraq? Dear Simona, tell us your opininon and receive $500 cash!
Participation required.
SPAM4: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

HE1: And the way she was talking, I thought, she really knew this catacomb like the back of her
hand.
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Silence.

SPAM1: Do you remember all the times when you said to yourself you would do anything to get
rid of this horrible fat? Fortunately, now no major sacrifice is necessary. With Anatrim, the
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HE1: You thought so, too?


Silence.
HE1: Or didn't you?
Silence.
HE1: Huh?
Silence.
HE1: [The name of the actress playing her.]?
Silence.
HE1: [The name of the actress playing her.]?
Silence.
HE1: Hey!
Silence.
SHE1: What?
HE1: Why don't you answer me?
SHE1: I fell asleep.

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HE1: Oh. I'm sorry.


SHE1: It's nothing. I was just ...
HE1: I'm so sorry. Really.

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You just go back to sleep.


Silence.
SHE1: (Leans head on her knees.) SHE2: What do you say we get some sleep, huh? At
least an hour or so. It's going to be a busy day
tomorrow.
HE1: (Looks at her.) HE2: OK.

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SHE2: Alright, good night. For real this time.


HE2: I can't sleep, I already told you.
SHE1: (Moves.) SHE2: Well, I don't know, go and jerk off then.
HE1: (Stands up.) HE2: Hey, you know, thats not a bad idea.
SHE1: (Moves.) SHE2: I meant in the bathroom.
HE1: (Walks to her.) HE2: Couldn't we at least go over the script together?

SPAM3: Enjoy! Take control over your male body image. This delivers amazing results and makes
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SHE1: (Looks at him.) SHE2: (Smiles.)


HE1: Sorry about that. HE2: (Smiles back.)

SPAM4: Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

SHE1: Well ... SHE2: Well ...

SPAM4: Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.

HE1: (Starts walking slowly next to the wall.) HE2: Bathroom?


SHE1: (Watches him.) SHE2: Uhuh. At least now you'll be able to.

SPAM3: Act while others wait! Increase your confidence to enormous levels! Our product gives
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You will right after the results come! Put aside any doubts and stuff, this terrific product for
smart males really does what you need!

HE1: (Turns, walks next to the other wall.) HE2: Oh, you think I couldn't earlier?
SHE1: (Leans head on the knees.) SHE2: Well, no, but now it'll be easier, right?
HE1: (Walks, watches her.) HE2: It doesn't really matter.

SPAM5: We only sell premium watches. There's no battery in these replicas just like the real ones
since they charge themselves as you move. The second hand moves JUST like the real ones, too.
These original watches sell in stores for thousands of dollars. We sell them for much less.

SHE1: (Moves.) SHE2: What do you mean?


HE1: (Turns, walks next to the other wall.)HE2: Well, I don't need any special stimulation.
SHE1: (Watches her.) HE2: Do you? (Pause.) Oh. No, I don't need to think
about anything. I guess it's different for women.
SHE2: Different what is?
HE2: You know ...
SHE2: Jerking off?

SPAM4: Charity begins at home.

HE2: Yes. Jerking off.


SHE2: Why?
HE2: Well, it just is.
HE1: (Stops. Looks at her.) SHE2: Come on, tell me.

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SHE1: (Leans head on the knees.) HE2: I don't need to have anything on my mind. It's
more how can I put it: physical. There.
HE1: (Sits.) SHE2: How do you mean: physical? Of course it's
physical, but you still have to think about something,
don't you?
SHE1: (Moves.) HE2: No, actually you don't. It's just your hand on
your...
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HE2: / SHE2: - dick -


HE1: (Moves.) HE2: - yes, just your hand moving up and down and
that's it.

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SPAM2: Have you ever wished to have more intense final? Show your girl a huge explosion as I
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really high!

SHE2: It is?
HE2: Yes. It's different with men. Maybe it also comes
with age, I don't know.
SHE1: (Moves.) SHE2: Then you really don't ...

SPAM4: A penny saved is a penny earned.

HE2: No. There's no need.

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And there aren't any emotions involved. There isn't any


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Pure physics ... mechanics, you know?

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HE1: (Moves.) SHE2: Ah.


Silence. Silence.
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SHE1: I can't sleep.


HE1: I'm sorry.
SHE1: Yes.
HE1: I really didn't mean to
SHE1: Yes.
Silence.
HE2: Generally speaking, I think men have a different
perspective on sex. To us sex is more of a sport. Do
you know what I mean?

SPAM2: Have you ever wanted to impress your girl? But some of us think its impossible. Buy it
now and this night will be the best in your life. My penis is always hard and is able to move
without interruption!

SHE2: I think I'm getting the idea.


HE2: Well. It's exciting, pleasant, even useful, if I may
say so. But it's a lot like soccer. If I'm not able to go
Wednesday evening, then I just don't go. Too bad for
me, but that's about it.

SPAM1: Achieve picture perfect weight and enjoy life!

SHE2: Well, then there really isn't a problem.


HE2: No. There is no problem, I told you there wasn't
any.
SHE1: The stench is horrible. Silence.
HE1: Uhuh.
Silence. SHE2: For women I don't really think its like a sport.
HE2: I know. That's what I'm saying.
SHE2: Yes. With women it's more about... What's the
right word...
HE2: I know. And it's all perfectly natural.
SHE1: Worse than in a cesspool.

SPAM4: If you lie down with the dogs, you'll stink in the morning.

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SHE2: What do you mean?

SPAM4: The nearer the bone the sweeter the meat.

HE2: Well, women function differently, don't they.


HE1: (Rubs his legs.) SHE2: Yes. With women it's more about personal
hygiene.
HE2: Hygiene?
SHE2: Yes, hygiene, like having regular showers. You
know what I mean?
HE2: Not quite.
SHE1: Well, not that I know what a cesspool smells like.
Silence. SHE2: Well you have to take care of yourself, of your
personal hygiene. You can't neglect your body. And you
shouldn't, either.

SPAM1: Amelia B., San Diego: I hate to admit it but I was a junk food addict. I ate all this trash
and just could not stop. This misery stopped when I started taking Anatrim! God, my appetite
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now I'm a happier person!

SPAM4: Time is a great healer.

SPAM1: Maria H., Chicago: I hate to admit it but I was a junk food addict. I ate all this trash and
just could not stop. This misery stopped when I started taking Anatrim! God, my appetite
decreased, mood improved and I really started losing weight within first 24 hrs! I can tell you
now I'm a happier person!

SPAM12: This is a commercial offer.

Victoria K., New York: I hate to admit it but I was a junk food addict. I ate all this trash and just
could not stop. This misery stopped when I started taking Anatrim! God, my appetite decreased,
mood improved and I really started losing weight within first 24 hrs! I can tell you now I'm a
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HE2: Oh.
SHE2: Yes.
SHE1: Do you know?
HE1: What?
SHE1: What a cesspool smells like.
HE1: (Shakes his head.) HE2: What are you trying to say?
SHE1: (Rubs her hands.) SHE2: Nothing, I just told you so that you'd know.
HE1: (Rubs his legs.) HE2: Right. Thanks for the info.
SHE2: You're welcome.
Silence.
SHE1: Where did you say this stench was coming from?
HE1: Well, it
SHE1: No. It's alright, don't tell me.
HE1: (Looks at her.)

SPAM10: At the end of busy days in his New York production office, Tad Low will sometimes
crank the music loud for his staff to take a dance break. One day someone observed, "How
hilarious would this be if we did this in the nude?"

SHE1: (Looks away.)


HE1: (Watches her.) HE2: Really? Theres nothing more to it?
SHE1: (Keeps looking away.) SHE2: No.
Silence. HE2: You didn't mean to imply, for instance, that we
could ... Just so, out of personal hygiene ...
SHE1: (Stands up. Jumps, rubs her shoulders and arms.)
HE1: (Blows into his palms and watches her.) SHE2: No.
HE2: Really?

SPAM10: Shut up, stupid she hissed.

SHE2: Really.
SHE1: (Rubs her legs and behind.) HE2: OK.
SHE1: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Silence.
HE1: (Stands up, moves his arms and legs.) SHE2: What, would you like me to have meant what
you just said?
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HE2: Yes. Actually I would.


SHE2: Like playing a sport?

SPAM15: Company: AGA RESOURCES NEW. Stock: AGAO. Current Price: $1.95. Buy: Strong.
SPAM2: Wow, you used to cum within 5 minutes!
SPAM4: Lil boy nah climb ladder to turn big man.

HE2: Yes. Like personal hygiene.


SHE1: (Jumps, blows into her palms.) SHE2: I guess we really could do that. Nothing wrong
with that, right?
HE1: (Shifts from one foot to the other, rubs his palms.)
HE2: I dont think so. If it's just a sport, then no.

SPAM15: This one has had nice returns for investors over the summer, and now shows promise
to begin a second wave of returns. Positive news releases during the month of June concerning
the acquisition of drill sites in British Columbia for precious minerals and the purchase of
additional equipment to drill deeper and explore further the drill site potential drove investors to
climb on board and pushed this from the $1.20 mark to well over $3.

SHE1: (Jumps more intensively.) SHE2: It sounds reasonable.

SPAM1: Become fit and happy again!

HE1: (Shifts from one foot to the other, palms under his armpits.)
HE2: As long as that's all it's about.

SPAM3: Feel Pleasure! You are just a step away from something which will eliminate your most
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SHE1: (Stops.)
HE1: (Stops.)
SHE2: Well, let's do it then.
HE1: (Starts jumping slowly.) HE2: Right.
SHE1: (Moves her arms.) SHE2: You think itll be ok?
HE2: I guess so, why wouldn't it.
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SHE2: OK, let's do it.


SHE1: Cold, cold, cold, cold. Silence.
HE1: (Rubs his palms.) SHE2: What now?
SHE1: (Rubs her palms.) HE2: Well, let's do it.
Silence.
HE1: (Blows into his palms.)

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SHE1: (Blows into her palms.)


HE2: Well, are we going to do it?
SHE2: Well, are you going to do it?

SPAM4: The early bird catches the worm.

HE2: Well, are you?


SHE2: Well, I don't know.
Silence.
SHE1: I am going to freeze.
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HE1: (Makes a step towards her.)

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HE2: We're having a great time aren't we?

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SPAM13: Dance to the beat of your cell phone. Choose from the Charts Top songs! Act Now!

SHE2: Yes.
SHE1: I'm really going to freeze to death here.
HE1: (Goes to her.)

SPAM4: A crowd is not a company.

SHE1: There's nothing you can do.


HE1: (Starts walking up and down.)
SHE1: No, I didn't mean
HE1: What?

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SHE1: Nothing.
Silence.
HE1: (Walks, hands under armpits.) HE2: You know all these things are basically ... how to
put it ... blurring, yes, that's it, they're just blurring
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SHE2: Which things are you talking about?


HE2: Things, you know. Drives. Physicality.

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SHE2: What do you mean by that?


HE2: Just what I said.
SHE2: And they're blurring what?
HE2: Everything. So that you start imagining that there's
more to getting laid than meets the eye.
SHE2: Ah.
HE2: That's what I meant. As long as it's only a wish.
You see, what I'm getting at?
SHE2: Then you think it'd be better if we just did it?
HE2: No, it think it's best if you simply get over it. If you
get it out of your head, imagine it away.
SHE2: Oh, Wednesday night soccer you mean?
HE2: Yes.
Silence.
SHE1: Try doing the same as I did earlier.

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SPAM1: Control your weight and apetite!

HE1: Do what?
SHE1: Take off the socks and that.
HE1: Oh. Yes.(Sits down.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.) SHE2: I did do it once.
HE1: (Takes his shoes off.) HE2: Do what?
SHE2: Masturbate in the shower.

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HE1: (Takes his socks off.) HE2: No? You dirty little bitch.
SHE2: I mean ... Um, nothing. Forget it.
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HE1: (Gives himself a foot massage.) SHE2: Not important.

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SPAM14: For example, you will be able to use this incredible Power and Energy to: Renew and
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HE2: What?
SHE2: Only one time, in the bathroom, and I was
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HE2: Oh, that.

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It is for these reasons, as well as for its incredible beauty that Gold was the material of choice for
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SHE2: Yes, that.


Silence.
SHE1: I can rub your feet, if you'd like.
HE1: (Looks at her.)

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appointment of the Mr Wei former CEO of China Mobility Solutions Inc., as the new Chairman Of
The Board, and Mr John Hui as the new Vice Chairman.

SHE1: Only if you want to, I mean ...

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HE1: No, it's OK, I'm fine.


Silence. HE2: And? How was it?
SHE2: Okay.
Silence.

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SHE2: I needed you. You weren't there. You know, that


time we were apart for a while. A long while.
HE2: (Smiles.)
SHE2: (Smiles back.)
HE2: Not that I didn't miss you.
Silence.
HE1: (Puts his shoes back on.) SHE2: I can't go on. It's not that I ... It's just I would
just like to touch you.
HE2: (Smiles.)
SHE2: Don't get me wrong. But really can't resist it any
longer.

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The results were great, my appetite became normal, I was in a good mood oftener, and of
course I went some belt holes back. And you know, the sex became fantastic, too!
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SHE1: Feel better? Silence.


HE1: Yes. Slightly. HE2: (Approaches her.)
Silence. SHE2: (Smiles.)
Silence.
SHE2: (Strokes the wrinkles around his mouth.)

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HE2: (Moves his face closer to hers.)

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SHE1: I feel a little dizzy. SHE2: (Rubs his cheek with her own.)

SPAM4: Caught between a rock and a hard place.

HE1: How dizzy? HE2: (Strokes her behind her ear, strokes her neck.)
SHE1: Just dizzy. Do you think it's because of the cold?
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HE1: No, it's not the cold. SHE2: (Starts kissing the wrinkles around his mouth.)
Silence. HE2: (Moves his other hand closer to her other hand.)
SHE2: (Takes his other hand with her other hand and
strokes her cheek, her lips with it.)
SHE1: You think then ...

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HE1: Yes.
Long silence.
HE2: (Strokes her face.)
HE1: And your headache isnt because youre hungry.
SHE1: I know. SHE2: (Kisses his fingers.)
Silence.

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SHE1: And how are you?


HE1: A little dizzy.
SHE1: Head?
HE1: Fine. For now.
Silence.

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SPAM1: Tania M., Connecticut: This is wonderful! Instead of watching TV and stuffing myself
with food I became more interested in exercise. Anatrim got me on the right track. I am more fit
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SHE1: Aren't we going anywhere then?

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HE2: (Starts coughing. Coughs.)


SHE2: (Hits his back.)
HE2: (Coughs. Starts choking.)
SHE2: (Starts hitting his back.) Hey, hey. What's all this
now?

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HE2: (Coughs.)
SHE2: (Repeatedly hits his back.)
HE2: (Coughs.)
SHE2: Are you OK? Hey.
HE2: (Coughs.) Sorry. (Coughs.)
SHE2: It's alright.
HE2: (Stops coughing.)
Silence.

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SHE1: Huh?

SPAM10: He set up the glasses, quickly opened the bottle, and turned to Noonan. Back to back
for warmth in a tortured half-sleep on top of the hill, waiting.

HE1: I don't know.

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Maybe it really would be best if we just waited here.

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SHE1: But if the air really is better here, then there must be an exit somewhere near, wouldn't
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HE1: Yes. But believe me, I checked. I don't know, maybe there's just a cleaner air vent located
close to us or something similar.
SHE2: Are you alright?
HE2: Yes. I'm sorry, I just ...
SHE2: It's OK.
Silence.
SHE2: Are you OK?
HE2: Yes.
Silence.
HE2: You?
SHE2: Uhuh.
Silence.
SHE1: Does that mean that maybe, eventually, potentially we would last longer than 24hrs ...
slightly?
HE1: No, I doubt it. They said 24hrs, at best. And I think that best is this very hole, right here.
SHE1: Are you saying we are now slowly
HE1: Yes.
Silence.

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HE2: You think ...


SHE2: (Approaches him.)
HE2: (Smiles.)

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Silence.
SHE2: (Strokes the wrinkles around his mouth.)
HE2: (Moves his face closer to hers.)
SHE2: (Rubs his cheek with her own.)
HE2: (Strokes her behind her ear, strokes her neck.)
SHE2: (Starts kissing the wrinkles around his mouth.)
HE2: (Moves his other hand closer to her other hand.)
SHE2: (Takes his other hand with her other hand and
strokes her cheek, her lips with it.)
HE2: (Strokes her face.)
SHE2: (Starts kissing his fingers.)
HE2: (Starts caressing her body.)
SHE2: (Starts licking his fingers.)
HE2: (Kisses her neck.)
SHE2: (Licks his arm.)
HE2: (Kisses her behind her ear.)

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SHE1: Maybe the cold will get us first.


HE1: (Laughs.)
SHE1: (Laughs back.)

SPAM4: To the victor go the spoil.

SHE2: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ow.


HE2: (Pulls back.)

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HE2: What is it?


SHE2: Cramp, cramp.
HE2: Where?
SHE2: Leg, leg.
HE2: Where?

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SHE2: Ow, ow, ow.


HE2: (Strokes her arm.)
SHE2: I'm sorry.
HE2: That better?
SHE2: I'm so sorry.

SPAM1: Brian Depp, Seattle: I tried some passive weight losing, you know, but with little result.
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HE2: It's OK. Better now?

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SPAM1: Steve Doubt, Boston: I tried some passive weight losing, you know, but with little result.
This terrible appetite would just kick in and spoil everything. Once I heard about Anatrim in the
media, and I rather liked the information. I tried using it, and my wife said I'm a different person
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SHE2: Yes.

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too.

HE2: Well, then it's alright.


SHE2: I'm really sorry.
HE2: I already said it's OK, stop apologizing.
SHE2: (Lies down.)
Silence.
SHE1: (Crouches.)

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HE1: (Crouches.)

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SHE1: (Stands up.)
HE1: (Swings back and forth.) SHE2: Are you alright?
SHE1: (Swings her leg slightly.) HE2: Yes.
HE1: (Jumps on his feet.) Silence.

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SHE1: (Puts her foot on the ground.) HE2: You?


HE1: (Leans his back against the wall.) SHE2: Yes.
SHE1: (Makes a slow step forward.) Silence.
HE1: (Bends down.) SHE2: This isn't going anywhere.
SHE1: (Slow step forward.) HE2: No.
Silence.
SHE2: And we're getting a bit boring.
HE2: Yes.

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Trademarks, service marks, logos, and/or domain names (including, without limitation, the
individual names of products and retailers) are the property of their respective owners, who have
no association with or make any endorsement of the products or services provided by our
company.

HE1: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Silence.


SHE1: (Slow step forward.) HE2: Maybe something should happen now.
HE1: (Embraces his knees.) SHE2: What, you mean like a natural disaster?
SHE1: (Embraces her knees.) HE2: Yes, like an earthquake or something.
HE1: (Crouches.) Silence.

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SHE1: (Crouches.)
SHE2: Maybe now is the time for us to finally do it.
HE1: (Embraces his knees.)
SHE1: (Embraces her knees.)
HE2: If we did it now, it really would set off a natural
disaster.
SHE2: You're probably right.
HE1: (Looks at her.) Silence.
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Stands up.)
SHE1: (Sits down.)
Silence. SHE2: I thought it would turn out differently.
HE2: How?

SPAM15: Go read these releases and the amazing track records of New Element and Mr. Wei.
You will understand why we are so excited about these releases, and why we are issuing an
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Dont let this one slide, read the releases, see what it did back in June and get on it first thing
tomorrow morning. Lots of people make a huge mistake by not focusing on this very stock. Good
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SPAM4: A crowd is not a company.

SHE2: I ... I don't know, I thought it'd be simple.


HE2: What, did you think, you'd get me?
SHE2: No.

SPAM4: There are two sides of every question.

SHE2: Yes.
HE2: That I'd give in?
SHE2: Yes.
HE2: Me too.

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SHE2: I know.
HE1: Let's go.
SHE1: Where to?

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HE1: Anywhere. We've got nothing to lose.


SHE1: I'm tired, I'm cold, my head hurts.

SPAM14; But theres more!

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HE1: Let's go.


SHE1: (Looks at him.)

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HE1: (Looks at her.)


SHE1: (Looks into the ground.)
SHE2: And where did it go wrong?

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HE2: I don't know. Where did it go wrong?


SHE2: I don't know.
HE2: All I know is, I've spent all my bullets.
SHE2: Yes.
HE2: And what now?

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SHE2: I don't have a clue.

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Silence.

HE1: Please, let's go.


SHE1: We will, give me just a few minutes.
HE1: You know very well that ...

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SHE1: 24hrs.
HE1: Yes, but ...

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outlined in the Terms & Conditions before you can receive your FREE reward. Eligibility
requirements include signing up for at least 1 Silver, 3 Gold and 2 Platinum offers. Available
offers will vary and some offers may require a purchase to qualify.

SHE1: It's not 24hrs yet.


Silence.
HE2: Does this definitely mean we stop trying?

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SHE2: Yes. That'd be for the best. You see for yourself
that we aren't going anywhere.

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HE2: Just like that?


SHE2: Well, yes, what else? There isn't anything left for
us to do. Unless we want to continue into oblivion.

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HE2: Yes. I guess you're right.


Silence.
HE1: Listen. I'll go by myself. Just for a look. Maybe I'll find something.

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SPAM14: Yes, dear Simona, BE CAUTIOUS. Be on a sharp lookout in the days coming ahead...
Indeed I advice the utmost caution because mysterious decisive events are about to occur in
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SHE1: Please, don't. Don't leave me alone. I'll go. Just a few minutes more.
HE1: OK.
Silence.
HE2: What else can we do? Talk about the kids?

SPAM4: Children Have Wide Ears and Long Tongues.

SHE2: Oh, come on.


SHE1: Are you very dizzy? Silence.
HE1: No, nothing serious, really.
Silence. SHE2: Damn, I really thought it'd be easier. I was sure
that at some point you'd succumb.
HE2: Why didn't you?

SPAM8: stupidity

SHE2: You were the one who was supposed to.


HE2: It seems that you still think I'm the weaker. After
all this time.

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SHE1: I'll just have a nap.

SPAM14: Dear Simona, I see you receiving a fabulous sum of money within the next 123 days!

HE1: OK.

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SPAM15: A- S-I-Q Invention Makes Cell Phones Safe for Use In-Flight and No Annoying Voice
Calls- Applied for a patent for a new concept that allows cell phones to be operated in-flight,
without interfering with the aircraft's avionics and the ground networks and eliminates the
problem of annoying voice calls. Is this the one you have been waiting for? Could you be printing
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Silence.
HE2: Wait, did I do something that gave you that idea?
How can you be so convinced?

SPAM15: Information within this report contains forward looking statements within the meaning
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Past performance is never indicative of future results. We have received two hundred fifty
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SHE2: You're a man, aren't you?

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HE2: Well, all this generalizing has certainly gotten you


far.

SPAM10: Whatever the reason, something had disturbed the dream, something was whittling
away the circumference of that hole in the paper through which he saw.

SHE2: Yes.
SHE1: And I was so looking forward to this trip.

SPAM9: We sent you a message a while ago, because you qualified for a much lower rate based
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HE1: I know.
SHE1: Does your head hurt?

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HE1: A little.
SHE1: Nothing serious.
HE1: Yes.
Silence.
HE2: And what kind of surrender would Madame prefer?
SHE2: Complete.
HE1: Come, let's at least try.
SHE1: Yes, we will, just a few seconds.
Silence.
HE2: That means that in spite of me assuring you that I
love you and so on I'd still have to crawl in front of you.
And beg. Most of all I'd have to beg, right? And then
you'd tell me at least seven times that it's beyond your
control.

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SHE2: Yes, something like that. Maybe I wouldn't use


the exact words. But it has a nice ring to it. It's beyond
my control. No, wait. It's beyond my control. It's beyond
my control. It's beyond my control. Yes, that's it. It's
beyond my control. Sounds great. Great idea.
HE2: And what are we going to do if we're done with
this?
SHE2: Should we do it?
SHE1: Hey, did you hear that?
HE1: What?
SHE1: Listen!
Silence.
HE2: It's beyond my control.
SHE2: Wait, that doesn't count.
HE2: Who said so?
SHE2: Oh, come on. Stop acting like a child, I beg you.
HE2: Would you really like me tom be your lover?
SHE2: You know what, I don't need a lover, I just need
a friend.

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HE1: I can't hear anything.


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SHE1: Come on, listen.


Silence.
HE2: I would like to ask you a question.

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SHE2: Shoot.
HE2: About the bathroom. Was it true?

SPAM4: Any port in a storm.

SHE2: What?

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HE2: You know.


SHE2: You mean, if I really ...
HE2: Masturbated. In the bathroom. Yes.
SHE2: I have, several times.
HE2: Come on, you know what I mean.
SHE2: You wanna know if there was any truth to what
we were talking about earlier?
HE2: Well, yes.
SHE2: Some. There was certainly some truth.
HE2: Then at that time, we were apart for a while, you
actually did miss me?
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SPAM1: There are loads of testimonials happy people leave after trying Anatrim. Why don't you
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SHE2: Yes, I did.

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HE2: Me too.
SHE2: I know.
HE2: And then you really ...
SHE2: Yes. Sometimes I came just by thinking of you
hard enough.

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HE1: There really is something there.


SHE1: Somebodys knocking.
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HE1: No, no, somebodys talking.


SHE1: Knocking, can't you hear?
HE1: To me it's sounds like talk.
Silence.

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HE1: Let's get out of here. We're getting crazy from all this gas, let's go.
SHE1: No, no. There's somebody knocking.
HE1: Let's go, you hear, let's go, before its too late.
SHE1: Too late for what?
HE1: You know perfectly well for what.

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SHE1: No, really. There's someone knocking. They came for us.
HE1: You're losing it. You're starting to hallucinate.

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SHE1: I'm not losing it, what's the matter with you. I'm just cold.

SPAM4: You cannot run with the hare and hunt with the hounds.

HE1: Let's go.


SHE1: Oh, alright.
The flashlight goes out. Silence.
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SHE1: Death blows out the light.


HE1: (Gives the flashlight a shake.)
SHE2: But I have to say, I also have to admit defeat. It
doesn't feel great.
HE1: (Turns on the flashlight.)
Light.

SPAM1: This is wonderful! Instead of watching TV and stuffing myself with food I became more
interested in exercise. Anatrim got me on the right track. I am more fit now, and there are lots of
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HE2: Same here. No, it doesn't. And to think I was sure


I already had you. That you'd given up. Ah, fuck it.
HE1: (Smiles.) / SHE1: (Smiles back.)
HE1: (Nods to indicate departure.) SHE2: Well, as long as we're being honest you could at
least tell me why you cheated on me.
SHE1: (Nods back.) HE2: Well, why did you cheat on me?

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SHE2: Wait, when did you find out ...


The flashlight goes out.
HE2: Oh, come on ...
HE1: (Shakes the flashlight.) SHE2: You mean you knew the whole time?
The flashlight turns back on.

SPAM10: But there were times when a kind of reverse effect obtained these were times when
he had gone to the work not just because the work ought to be done but because it was a way
to escape whatever was upsetting him.

HE2: Of course I knew. You think you're the only one


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who knows anything?

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The flashlight goes out.

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HE1: (Shakes the flashlight. SHE2: And I thought that ...


Tries to turn it back on.)

SPAM4: A fool will laugh when he is drowning. All you need is love. Take heed of reconciled
enemies and of meat twice boiled.

HE2: I know, and that was the fun part. You playing all
innocent, accusing me of all kinds of treachery. Thats
when I had the most fun.
SHE1: Death blows out the light.
HE1: (Throws the flashlight against the wall.)
Silence.
SHE2: Oh, you bastard.

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HE1: (Sits down.)

SPAM2: Dear customer. Go and tell her you're not among those who try to combat this for years.
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HE2: What, don't tell me, it wasn't fun for you?


SHE2: Yes it was but I thought I was fooling you.
HE2: Well, you weren't.
SHE2: Not even then?
SHE1: Listen!
HE2: It's beyond my control.
SHE1: You really don't hear anything?
SHE2: Oh you bastard. Why did you marry me in the
first place?
SHE1: Hear that?
HE2: Because I wanted to see how far I could push it.
And because I was bored. And I thought Id finally get
you. You?
SHE1: Hey!
SHE2: Same, basically. That and a stroke of coincidence.
SHE1: Hey!
HE2: Yes, and that.
SHE1: [The name of the actor who plays him.]!
SHE2: And?
HE1: What?
HE2: And nothing. You?
SHE1: Nothing. SHE2: Nothing.
HE2: But I'm still not quite sure I believe you. Didn't you
... At least for a couple of days ... For a single moment...
Didn't you?

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the hand is worth two in the bush. To the victor go the spoils.Any port in a storm. Accidents
happen.

SHE2: I don't know. Oh, you mean that couple of days


we went camping? We really had a great time there.

SPAM4: There are two sides to every question. Do not wear out your welcome.Time is a great
healer. A penny saved is a penny earned. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.A bird in
the hand is worth two in the bush. To the victor go the spoils.Any port in a storm. Accidents
happen.

HE2: Yes. We had the time of our lives.

SPAM10: Everything that had seemed like nonsense and the delirious ravings of a purple lights
were fluttering.

SHE2: Then we ...

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Remember the way we were laughing all the time?


HE2: Mostly it was you laughing.

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HE2: Yes. It was really great.
SHE2: Or that winter. When all we did was sleep, eat
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SHE2: It was really nice then.

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SPAM12: This is a commercial offer.

SHE2: Yup, I am.


HE2: Me also. I really had a beautiful time then. And I...
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HE2: It's beyond my control.


SHE1: Did you hear that?
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but can't.) so got me. And I thought I had you at last. That you'd
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HE1: (Tries to lift her up.) HE2: Oh, come on. Please let's start acting like two
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HE1: Nothing.

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SHE2: Don't tell me. Every day I said to myself that I'd
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only thing that kept me going. Otherwise I'd have
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HE2: Well, now, there were also some nice moments. It
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SHE2: Are we talking about the same relationship?
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SHE2: Yes, but they didnt really serve their purpose, did
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HE2: Wait... What do you mean by that?
SHE2: What could I mean?

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HE1: I'm going to get up now.
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HE2: I never would have thought of that. How could you


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Because I dont even have the option. But it truly is
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HE1: (Stands up.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE2: Now I really don't get why we fell apart. We were
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SHE1: Yes.
SHE2: What's all this now? Made for each other? Come
now, I beg you.
HE2: Go on. You know what I was aiming at. Not like
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SHE2: Spiritually?

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HE1: Come on, let's go.
SHE1: They're coming now. Do you hear them?

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HE1: Yes.
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HE1: Let's go join them.


SHE1: OK, let's go.
HE1: (Helps her get up.)
SHE2: You still trying to trick me into believing you?

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HE2: No, this time I really meant it.


SHE1: It's OK, I can do it.
SHE2: Did you? And you honestly expect me to just fall
for it?

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HE1: Yes.
They walk slowly. HE2: Look, to me it seems that no matter how hard I
tried I never could and probably won't ever be able to
you know share a common interest with any woman.
But we were born for each other.

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SHE1: (Stumbles.) SHE2: Do you really mean it?


HE1: (Tries to grab hold of her.) HE2: Honestly. Wholeheartedly.

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SHE1: I'm OK.


HE1: (Sits down next to her.) HE2: I only wanted to say that we're basically on the
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SHE1: I'm OK.
SHE2: I guess not. As long as you didn't have any
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SHE1: I d rather not go on.


HE1: You have to!
SHE1: (Shakes her head.) HE2: What, to continue by saying that I love you? I do. I
did and I still do and ... It's no big deal.
HE1: Come on. I'll carry you.
SHE1: (Shakes her head.) SHE2: Well, I love you too. We're human after all, aren't
we?
HE1: (Grabs her, to help her get up.) HE2: But I also still believe two people can be made for
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HE1: But they are, they're here. Grilled fish and everything.
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SHE1: (Smiles.)
SHE2: You still think you can trick me into believing you?
Well, you can't.
HE2: I know and I wasn't going to either. I guess I'll call
it a day. I can't seem to get through anymore. I've really
spent all my bullets.
Silence.
SHE1: Let's just wait here.
HE2: So, shall we do it anyway?
HE1: No.
SHE2: You think we've had enough?
SHE1: We're only making it harder for ourselves.
HE1: No, let's go.
HE2: Let's say so. Let's just go ahead and do it.
SHE1: Oh, well. Let's go then.
HE1: Let's. SHE2: Let's.
HE1: (Gets up slowly.) / SHE1: (Gets up slowly.)

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HE2: Then you really think we've deserved this fuck,


or what?
SHE2: At least we've discussed the issue, haven't we?
HE2: Yes, I guess. All in all I'd say we'd put up quite a
decent fight.

They slowly walk towards the exit.


SHE2: Yes. I think it would be perfectly OK, if we did it
now.
HE2: Although I could also stick to my principles.
SHE2: You think we should take it from the top?

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HE2: Yes. I would, in fact. Or we could just quit.


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SHE2: Quit?
HE2: Yes.
SHE2: We might as well.
HE2: So ...
SHE1: No.
SHE2: Yes.
HE1: What?
SHE1: I can't.
HE2: But ... Hold on ...
SHE2: What?
HE1: Come on.
HE2: You can't just ...
SHE1: No, it's pointless.
SHE2: Why not?
HE2: Because you just can't.
HE1: Don't quit now.
SHE1: No, it won't solve anything.
SHE2: Maybe you can. Maybe you can just ...
HE1: At least you have to try.
HE2: You think that you just ...
SHE2: Yes. That's what I think
SHE1: I'm telling you it's pointless.
HE2: Well ...
HE1: You can't just quit.
SHE2: Well what?
HE2: Well then we might as well Right?
SHE1: I can.
HE1: No.
SHE2: Or we might as well not.
HE2: Right.
SHE2: So?
SHE1: Please, I really can't continue.
HE2: I don't know ... Maybe we'd just better...
SHE2: What?
HE1: You can make it. Just try.
SHE1: That's what you keep saying, but it's not what you really think.
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HE2: I don't know.


SHE2: Leave it at that, is that what you mean?
HE1: That's not true. We are going to make it.
HE2: Yes. Maybe. I don't know, what do you think?
SHE1: But I really can't.
HE1: Come on, just try a little harder.
SHE1: Please, leave me here. Continue on your own. I really can't go on. I just can't.
SHE2: You're probably right. It would be for the best.
HE2: Do you want to?
SHE2: Yes.
HE1: If only I could see anything.
SHE2: Yes.
SHE1: Well, turn on the light then.
HE2: Well, then I guess we just as well can.
SHE2: What?
HE2: Well, you know.
HE1: Of course you realize that
SHE2: No, what?
SHE1: I know, but turn it on anyway.
HE1: But
SHE1: Turn it on.
Dark. Silence.

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