24 Hrs
24 Hrs
24 Hrs
by Simona Semenic
Cast:
First pair: SHE1
HE1
Second pair: SHE2
HE2
Stage:
The stage simultaneously represents two different locations; a hotel room and an
abandoned mine shaft. The locations are not placed beside each other but rather on top
of each other (they occupy the same stage area).
Notes:
HE1 and SHE1 don't see HE2 and SHE2; HE2 and SHE2 don't see HE1 and SHE1. None of
them can see the Spams. It is recommended that movements of both pairs occur more
often than indicated in the text.
Spams can come from anywhere and in any way, the only thing important is that they
take over the space with their voice and body. They can talk directly to the protagonists,
they can move them, they can physically interfere. The protagonists continue with their
dialogues and actions as though the Spams are not present.
Ljubljana, 2006
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Dark.
HE2: So ...
SHE1: No.
SHE2: Yes.
HE1: What?
SHE1: I can't.
HE2: But ... Hold on ...
SHE2: What?
HE1: Come on.
HE2: You can't just ...
SHE1: No, it's pointless.
SHE2: Why not?
HE2: Because you just can't.
HE1: Don't quit now.
SHE1: No, it won't solve anything.
SHE2: Maybe you can. Maybe you can just ...
HE1: At least you have to try.
HE2: You think that you just ...
SHE2: Yes. That's what I think
SHE1: I'm telling you it's pointless.
HE2: Well ...
HE1: You can't just quit.
SHE2: Well what?
HE2: Well then we might as well Right?
SHE1: I can.
HE1: No.
SHE2: Or we might as well not.
HE2: Right.
SHE2: So?
SHE1: Please, I really can't continue.
HE2: I don't know ... Maybe we'd just better...
SHE2: What?
HE1: You can make it. Just try.
SHE1: That's what you keep saying, but it's not what you really think.
HE2: I don't know.
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SHE1 and HE1 are in an abandoned mine shaft. The flashlight is their only source of light.
HE2 and SHE2 are in a hotel room. Intimate lighting.
HE1: (Moves.) SHE2: We could try out the sauna in the morning.
Before we check out.
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.) HE2: That'd be great.
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: What do you think?
Silence. HE2: Yes. I'm all for it.
SHE2: Deal. We'll go.
HE2: You mean, together?
SHE2: Of course.
HE2: Well, if you don't have a problem with it...
SHE2: No, why would I?
Silence.
HE1: Do you hear something?
SHE2: Well, that's fine then, I guess. I mean, if you had
no other expectations ...
SHE1: What?
HE2: Yes, it's OK.
HE1: Listen.
Silence.
SHE2: Not that I had ruled out the possibility, to be
honest.
SHE1: To what?
HE2: Well, I didn't either. It's not that I ruled anything
out, but ...
HE1: Sounds like people talking.
SHE2: But you had no other expectations.
HE2: Yes, that's it. Sort of.
Silence. Silence.
SHE1: No.
HE1: Listen.
Silence.
SHE1: No one is talking.
HE1: Just listen.
Silence.
SHE1: I don't hear anything.
Silence.
SHE1: Do you still hear something?
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SHE2: I would say so. I'm pretty tired. And it's pretty
goddamn late. Tomorrow's going to be a long day.
HE2: That's true. I guess we really could go to bed now.
SHE2: Well, let's.
SHE1: The whole time I've felt like we're walking through the same space. All the stones look the
same and then when we move on I realize that, actually, the places are slightly different. I have
no clue where we are now. For all I know we might never have been at this place before and
now we're moving in the right direction.
HE1: But we have. More than once.
HE2: Only I think it'd be smarter if we went to bed ...
you know. Without pajamas.
SHE1: No. No.
Silence. SHE2: Right away?
SHE1: No.
HE1: Yes. HE2: Yes.
Silence. SHE2: Wait, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Why?
SHE1: (Stands up.) HE2: You know, so that we'd be more ... relaxed.
SHE1: (Walking.) SHE2: Oh. OK.
HE2: Just in case.
SHE2: In case we'd feel like fucking, or what?
HE2: Yes. Just a precaution.
SHE2: Ah. But...wouldn't it feel strange?
HE2: No, why would it feel strange?
SHE2: I mean, you know. Sort of...impersonal.
HE2: Impersonal? Why?
SHE2: Wouldn't it seem impersonal to you if I came up
with the idea?
HE2: No, not at all.
SHE2: Wouldn't you have the feeling I'd just want to get
it over with in a hurry?
SHE1: (Sits opposite to him.) HE2: What do you mean, in a hurry?
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: Without having to take our clothes off.
SHE1: (Looks at him.) HE2: Wait, what do you mean?
SHE2: What do you mean, what do I mean? Without
pajamas. What could I mean?
HE1: (Stands up. Starts walking up SHE2: But it's not enough.
and down.)
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: I've noticed, yes.
SHE2: So what shall we do now?
HE2: I don't know. All I know is that I love you.
HE1: (Rubs his hands together SHE2: Would you like to ...
and puffs into them.)
SHE1: (Huddles, covers her arms with HE2: What?
her shirt.)
HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: Come closer.
SHE1: (Looks away.) HE2: No, it's alright ...
Silence. SHE2: What's alright?
HE2: I don't want you thinking that You know Not
like this.
SHE2: Oh, come on.
HE1: (Is walking up and down.) HE2: (Watches her.)
SHE2: (Smiles.)
HE1: (To himself.) Its not fair. HE2: (Moves closer.)
Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair.
Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair. Its not fair.
SHE1: Please stop. You're Silence.
making me nervous.
SHE1: Sit down. HE2: (Strokes her hair.)
HE1: (Moves across to another part SHE2: (Smiles.)
of the space.)
Silence. HE2: (Takes her hand.)
SHE1: I'm hungry. And thirsty. SHE2: (Strokes his hand.)
Silence. Silence.
SHE1: Maybe it's raining outside. Maybe rain is falling, nice and warm
Silence. SHE2: And now what?
HE2: Nothing.
SHE1: What I wouldn't give for a Silence.
shower right now.
Silence. SHE2: (Moves away.)
SHE1: And it's cold. So frigging cold.
HE1: Oh, it's cold, alright.
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Silence. SHE2: I'm sorry, you've got a hard-on. I'm sorry I don't
provide you with optimal service.
HE2: Don't be. It's fine.
SHE1: Don't you think so?
Silence.
HE2: What were you going to say?
SHE2: Nothing special. It wouldn't have gotten us
anywhere anyway.
SHE1: Do you think the two of them have already found their way out?
HE1: (Looks at her.)
Silence.
HE2: Something about the party?
SHE2: Do you really think it would solve anything?
HE2: What about the party?
SHE1: Are you really out of candy Silence.
bars?
Silence. HE2: Something I haven't already heard?
SHE1: Not even a tiny bit of chocolate? Silence.
HE1: (Looks at her.) HE2: Okay, so is this a conflict?
Silence. SHE2: A conflict?
HE2: Well, I'm not sure, but to me it seems like a
conflict.
SHE2: Oh, come on, there's no conflict. Do you think we
need conflict?
HE2: It might help.
SHE1: Maybe we can at least find something to drink.
SHE2: Well, I think we're beyond help.
HE1: Try to get some sleep. Silence.
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.) HE2: Which party?
Silence. SHE2: (Smiles.)
SHE1: Maybe it's night outside.
Silence. HE2: The first party?
HE1: Yes, it must be night. SHE2: (Nods.)
Silence.
SHE1: I can't, it's too cold. (Stands up and starts to walk up and down.)
HE1: You better get some rest.
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SHE1: (Sits down. Lays her head on her knees. Massaging temples.)
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: Not: This is the man I would like to marry. Or:
This is the man I want to marry. No. This is the man I
am going to marry.
SHE1: (Moves.)
HE2: How many beers have you had?
HE1: (Moves.)
SHE2: And you didn't even notice me.
SHE1: (Moves.)
HE2: Of course I noticed you.
HE1: (Stands up.)
SHE2: You didn't say a word to me.
SHE1: (Moves.)
HE2: Yes I did. Good night.
HE1: (Takes a few steps along the wall.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.) SHE2: Well, OK. Good night then.
HE1: (Looks away.) Silence.
SHE1: (Looks away.) HE2: I said.
HE1: (Sits down.) SHE2: What?
SHE1: (Lays her head on her knees.) HE2: I said: Good night to you. There, at the
party.
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: Oh, right. You did.
HE2: Yes.
SHE2: Without noticing me.
HE2: Of course I did, I had my eyes on you the whole
time.
SHE2: So, what was I wearing?
HE2: I remember you were dancing. That I remember,
but I don't quite remember what were you wearing.
SHE2: There you go. I, however, still remember your
stretched blue T-shirt. Which was too big for you, if you
ask me. And your jeans, which didn't fit at all.
HE2: I remember you had your hair loose and hairs kept
sticking to your face. And you were going wild on the
dance floor.
SHE1: (Gives herself a foot massage.) SHE2: Does it even matter to you?
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: Do you want anything to change?
HE2: Why else would I be here?
SHE2: Why are you here?
HE2: If it was all the same to me I wouldn't be. Of
course it matters.
SHE2: What about our kids? Do they matter?
HE2: Boy, when you get going ... Of course they matter.
They mean a hell of a lot to me. But what do they have
to do with it?
SHE2: Just curious. I think the kids have everything to
do with it.
HE2: Forget it. Let's go to sleep.
SHE2: I dont think well manage.
HE2: Or we could talk.
SHE2: Yes, we could just talk.
Silence.
SHE1: Aren't you cold?
HE1: I am.
SHE1: Why then ...
HE1: It's nothing serious, really.
Silence. HE2: Well?
SHE1: It's going to be okay now.
SHE1: (Puts her shoes back on.) SHE2: I can't think of anything.
HE2: Well, what would you like to talk about?
SHE1: (Crouches.)
HE1: (Watches her.) SHE2: I don't know. You pick.
HE2: I don't care.
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Stands up, turns towards the wall.) SHE2: I don't either. You start.
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: Oh, I don't know. Saw any good movies recently?
HE1: (Leans hands to the wall, head on the hands.) SHE2: Oh, please, I beg you, anything but
movies. We'll have a conflict before you know it.
SHE1: (Watches him.) HE2: You're probably right. You choose, then.
SHE2: Can I?
HE2: Yes, sure.
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SHE2: Anything?
HE2: Anything except the kids.
SHE2H: Why not?
HE2: We are not going to talk about our kids. We have
this time all for ourselves. So, right now let's talk about
the two of us, not about the kids.
SHE1: (Stands up.) SHE2: Come on.
HE2: Anything else.
SHE2: Anything?
HE2: Yes, anything.
HE1: (Turns around.)
SHE1: (Moves towards him.) SHE2: Well, there is something I wanted to ask you. Will
you answer?
HE2: Go ahead. Ask.
SHE2: It's something I've been dying to know. About
your mistress.
HE2: Oh, come on.
SHE2: But you just said that
HE2: What about her?
SHE2: How could you do it so easily?
HE2: I didn't. There are lots of logistics to consider. It
was not easy, believe me.
HE1: Are you better?
SHE1: (Nods.)
SHE2: You know perfectly well what I was aiming at.
HE2: Well I don't know how. It just happens and then ...
SHE2: Don't you feel the slightest guilt?
HE2: Of course I do. I punish myself regularly. You think
I'm heartless or what?
SHE2: Then, why did you do it?
HE2: I don't know why. To pass the time. Why else?
SHE2: Couldn't you just stay faithful?
HE2: Who says I'm not faithful?
SHE2: Wait ... Seriously.
HE1: And your head?
SHE1: Still hurts. More and more, I think. It's hunger and thirst.
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HE2: Yes?
SHE1: (Leans against the wall.)
HE1: (Leans against the opposite wall.)
SHE2: I couldn't sleep for three days.
HE2: Yes, you told me.
SHE2: Do you know why?
HE2: I look at myself in the mirror regularly, how could I
not know.
SHE1: (Draws shapes across the floor with her leg and carefully observes her motion.)
SHE2: All I kept thinking about was touching the
wrinkles around your mouth. Pressing my cheek against
yours. Kissing your wrinkles. Not us kissing. Me kissing
your face. Eating you up.
HE2: Did you? You naughty little girl. All the time, while
lying next to him?
SHE2: No, while masturbating in the bathroom.
HE2: Yes, me too.
SHE2: Oh, did you jerk off in the bathroom?
SHE1: (Crouches.)
HE1: (Looks at her.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
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HE2: And if I refused?
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SHE1: (Rubs her hands against each SHE2: What did you expect to happen here?
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HE1: To come into this mine, I mean.
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HE1: (Looks at her.) SHE2: Well, we still have a couple of hours left.
Silence. HE2: Yes. We do.
Silence.
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Silence.
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Silence.
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HE1: (Walks, watches her.) HE2: It doesn't really matter.
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SHE1: (Leans head on the knees.) HE2: I don't need to have anything on my mind. It's
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HE1: (Sits.) SHE2: How do you mean: physical? Of course it's
physical, but you still have to think about something,
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HE1: (Looks at her.)
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HE1: Do what?
SHE1: Take off the socks and that.
HE1: Oh. Yes.(Sits down.)
SHE1: (Looks at him.) SHE2: I did do it once.
HE1: (Takes his shoes off.) HE2: Do what?
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HE1: (Takes his socks off.) HE2: No? You dirty little bitch.
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HE2: What?
HE1: (Places them under his armpits.)
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HE2: What?
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SHE1: I feel a little dizzy. SHE2: (Rubs his cheek with her own.)
HE1: How dizzy? HE2: (Strokes her behind her ear, strokes her neck.)
SHE1: Just dizzy. Do you think it's because of the cold?
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HE1: No, it's not the cold. SHE2: (Starts kissing the wrinkles around his mouth.)
Silence. HE2: (Moves his other hand closer to her other hand.)
SHE2: (Takes his other hand with her other hand and
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SHE1: You think then ...
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HE2: (Strokes her face.)
HE1: And your headache isnt because youre hungry.
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HE2: (Coughs.)
SHE2: (Repeatedly hits his back.)
HE2: (Coughs.)
SHE2: Are you OK? Hey.
HE2: (Coughs.) Sorry. (Coughs.)
SHE2: It's alright.
HE2: (Stops coughing.)
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SHE1: Huh?
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HE2: Yes. I'm sorry, I just ...
SHE2: It's OK.
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HE2: Yes.
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HE2: You?
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HE1: Yes.
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SHE2: (Strokes the wrinkles around his mouth.)
HE2: (Moves his face closer to hers.)
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HE2: (Strokes her behind her ear, strokes her neck.)
SHE2: (Starts kissing the wrinkles around his mouth.)
HE2: (Moves his other hand closer to her other hand.)
SHE2: (Takes his other hand with her other hand and
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HE2: (Strokes her face.)
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HE2: (Kisses her neck.)
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HE2: (Kisses her behind her ear.)
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SHE1: (Crouches.)
SHE2: Maybe now is the time for us to finally do it.
HE1: (Embraces his knees.)
SHE1: (Embraces her knees.)
HE2: If we did it now, it really would set off a natural
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HE1: (Looks at her.) Silence.
SHE1: (Looks at him.)
HE1: (Stands up.)
SHE1: (Sits down.)
Silence. SHE2: I thought it would turn out differently.
HE2: How?
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HE2: Wait, did I do something that gave you that idea?
How can you be so convinced?
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SPAM10: Whatever the reason, something had disturbed the dream, something was whittling
away the circumference of that hole in the paper through which he saw.
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Silence.
HE2: That means that in spite of me assuring you that I
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SHE1: (Smiles.)
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Well, you can't.
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Silence.
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HE2: So, shall we do it anyway?
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SHE1: We're only making it harder for ourselves.
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SHE2: Quit?
HE2: Yes.
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SHE2: What?
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SHE1: I can.
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SHE2: So?
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