Frank's Letter
Frank's Letter
Frank's Letter
Megaboxx
Dear Frank,
Megaboxx used to be mine. And a mine. But now it can be yours, because youre my son. Gloria
and I used to have a thing, and then George came along later when I left.
If youd like to take ownership of Megaboxx just sign below, on the dotted line, and all this can
be yours! Youll be rich, son! You can take Polly to Wetherspoons and treat her on Curry
Wednesdays, or maybe do that tour of the crisp factory you were nattering about the other day!
Yours sincerely,
Roy
Father
Ownership Certificate
I herby release and hold Megaboxx and its employees, officers, affiliates and
agents harmless and indemnify the cemetery against any and all damages, injuries, claims, causes
of action, demands, or liability of any kind whatsoever arising in whole or in part from this
transfer of ownership.
Signed: Frank