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    Comedic Female Monologue From "CSI Neverland"

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    In this comedic monologue, the 911 operator in Neverland deals with a series of increasingly outrageous emergency calls, including a child being kidnapped by a pirate with both a peg leg and a hook, harassment by mermaids, being trapped in Skull Cave as the tide comes in, a rowboat falling apart while under attack by a ticking crocodile, and gossip with Thumbelina about relationship problems with Tom Thumb.

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    Comedic Female Monologue From "CSI Neverland"

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    In this comedic monologue, the 911 operator in Neverland deals with a series of increasingly outrageous emergency calls, including a child being kidnapped by a pirate with both a peg leg and a hook, harassment by mermaids, being trapped in Skull Cave as the tide comes in, a rowboat falling apart while under attack by a ticking crocodile, and gossip with Thumbelina about relationship problems with Tom Thumb.

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    In this comedic monologue, the 911 operator in Neverland deals with a series of increasingly outrageous emergency calls, including a child being kidnapped by a pirate with both a peg leg and a hook, harassment by mermaids, being trapped in Skull Cave as the tide comes in, a rowboat falling apart while under attack by a ticking crocodile, and gossip with Thumbelina about relationship problems with Tom Thumb.

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    Comedic Female Monologue From "CSI Neverland"

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    Eleanor Strutt
    In this comedic monologue, the 911 operator in Neverland deals with a series of increasingly outrageous emergency calls, including a child being kidnapped by a pirate with both a peg leg and a hook, harassment by mermaids, being trapped in Skull Cave as the tide comes in, a rowboat falling apart while under attack by a ticking crocodile, and gossip with Thumbelina about relationship problems with Tom Thumb.

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    Comedic Female Monologue from "CSI Neverland"

    CONTEXT: In this outrageous spoof, Neverland's 911 operator deals with some wildly imaginative
    "emergency situations."

    OPERATOR:
    Neverland 911, what's the emergency? You are being
    kidnapped by pirates? Can you be more specific?
    Which pirate is kidnapping you? Well, if he's limping
    on a peg-leg then it's probably Long John Silver,
    but if he has a hook then it's probably Captain-oh-
    He's got a hook and a pegleg? Oh dear. Please hold.
    Neverland 911, what's the emergency? Being harassed
    by mermaids? How dreadful. Please hold. Neverland
    911, how can I help you? Trapped in Skull Cave?
    The tide is coming in? Oh my! Please hold. Neverland
    911, what's your problem? Your rowboat's falling apart?
    And you're being attacked by a tick-tocking crocodile?
    Oh you poor dear! Please hold. Neverland 911-Hey
    Thumbelina! How you doin' girl? He did?! Why, you
    need to dump that Tom Thumb. Uh-huh? Uh-huh? No,
    I'm not busy. You tell me all about it!

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