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Rule 0: The DM hasthe final say over what beddinghis or her love with few or nodetails.
feats, prestige classes, and aspects of roleplay- The Book of Erotic Fantasy allows for that type
ing are included in her game. She may of off-stage event. Until now, there really
customize the content of Chapter 1: Love, Sex, & haven't been rules or guidelines for incorpo-
Roleplaying to suit her vision of the campaign or rating one of the most important classical
herplayers’sensibilities. story drivers of adventure and intrigue—sex.
Society has progressed to the point where
it is more tolerant of these issues and their
” WpShs Saxin YcGane?» exploration. The last time RPGs hit a peak of
Fantasy roleplaying has existed forseveral popularity, the gay taboo on TV had not yet a
decades now, focusing on sword-and-sorcery been broken, and the idea of a major character" =
:
thrills and adventures. All manner of magic, ‘involved in a relationship with an undead
?
Seaction, and adventure have been covered creature (or two!) was not mainstream TV
throughout‘this
timtime, but sex, beyond courtly fare. The whole BDSM underground wasjust
~~ love, vague references, or euphemisms, has that. Nowit's a fashion statement andmany
been curiously absent from most games. The major cities have fetish nights at clubs.
>. question begs to be asked-whyshould such a Piercing andtattooing and other body modifi- —
huge portion of existence be left out of our cations were once considered the province of —
oe » games?ve a . the truly fringe.
= Sex isa majordriving:icesinour world, in ~The world has changed and it is time for
ryth, andin literature. Classically, it has fantasy roleplaying to change and to mature.
_ occurred:“off stag m2
"with nehero of the story The topics and rules described in this book are
designed to add dimension to a character and Players need to communicate with the DM
to give DMs more options for story and as well. If a player feels uncomfortable with
adventure. They are meantto be a serious and the tone, action, or dialogue used during a
mature look at the subjects in an upfront game,it is his responsibility to let the DM
4 manner, leaving the tongue-in-cheek or snide know.It is the DM's responsibility to handle
ny
comments at the door. the situation.
i Tt should be noted that many of the rules This book should be used to add flavor or
< provided in this book are not designed with spice to a campaign. Not every rule will be
F the "combat monster" in mind. A player who used in a given campaign. Indeed, even
O wants to portray a hardened fighter whoslays sexual acts may be boiled down to a mere
dozens in a few rotinds may actually find comment, or a die roll if it is used for a specific
himself hindered in combatby taking some of purpose (such as magic).
the skills and feats found here.("Why didn't I Ultimately, it is up to the DM to make sure
pick up Power Attack at 4th level instead of that her players are capable of handling the
Pleasing Physique?") subject with appropriate aplomb and humor
However, in sexual situations where role- while keeping the flow of the adventure in
playing dominates, these rules enhance the mind.
experiencenot only for the player, but for the
character as well. ("I only lasted 10 minutes?
Whydidn't I take Sexual Training instead of OSes and Roleplaying
Power Attack?") The lusty wench beckons you upstairs to her
room. What do you do?
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social rights as any other person, including the gets no particular enjoyment(or even arousal)
right to legally binding unions. In otherplaces, with any other race. See Chapter 2: Rules, Skills,
homosexuality is a crime or at least socially & Feats for rules on dealing with fetishes.
distasteful, with punishment ranging from In a fantasy world, fetishes and kinks can
social snubbing to imprisonment, and even be astoundingly broad-exotic creatures or sex
death. mixed with magic. Many fetishes revolve
Somesocieties may even embrace homosex- around materials, suchas the look and feel of
uality and bisexuality, weaving these expres- leather, rubber, or metal. In a fantasy world,
sions of sexuality into their culture to such a more unusual substances may turn someone
degree that no one notices. For example,a large on, such asthe pulsing magicalfeel of mithral,
patriarchal society may mandate that young or the cold hardness of scales. Other fetishes
men be sponsored and "tutored" by older, involve clothing, such as the macho imageof
established men. Alternatively, an Amazonian uniforms or armor, or the sensuous nature of
style matriarchy may exist where women play female clothing.
are involved in the plot in some way. ("A and everythingit entails. No player should be
barbarian horde has captured all the children forced to deal with these consequencesif they
of the village and plans to sell them into slav- object and you should besensitive to the will
ery.") With games that include sex, the of yourplayers.
chance of pregnancy is a possible outcome,
regardless of the wishes of the couple The Cons
involved. Well, it seemed like a good ideaat the time.
In the pseudomedieval world of fantasy Balancing out the benefits of sex are many
PLAYIN Cc
| YaldVvHD
Bondage
politely refuses, the lord is furious at such a
Breeding outside social caste
breach of social etiquette. Or, Batiri accepts
Breeding with other species
the request, butlets it be known in the morn- Circumcision
ing that the sexual encounter was not to her Domination-submission
liking. To save face, the Grand Vizier proudly Fetishes
states that he will have the concubine put to Genderequality
death for her lack of skill. Now Batiri must Homosexuality
deal with the knowledge that the life of an Incest (with extended family)
"AAOT
innocent has been put in jeopardy because of Interspecies breeding
her! Interspecies sex
However, being chaste in a game with Masturbation
rampant sexuality has its own advantages Multiple partners
and makes for a wonderful and intriguing Nudity
so fe:
Oral sex
roleplaying experience. By not having sex,
Polygamy
the character avoids the problems inherent Pornography
with sex-disease, pregnancy, and unwanted
oS
Promiscuity
liaisons. They also stand a better chance of Prostitution ve
avoiding the predations of particularly Recreational sex (nonprocreation) e
seductive NPCs and creatures such as Sadomasochism
4
succubi. Sex outside social caste iu)
Sex outside specific culture QU
Sex toys
QSaeual Caboos Sex while shapechanged, polymorphed, “1
Somethings are just not done. reverse gendered or otherwise altered in form
Despite the diversity of sexuality that Transvestitism
Uninitiated Adults (see Rites of Passage, below) 7)
exists, some activities are nearly universally
Unmarried sex
banned. Commontaboosexist across cultures Various sexual positions
and species.
Universal Taboos
Culturally Dependent Taboos All but the most chaotic and evil of societies
Each society formsits own set of expectations, view the followingactivities as reprehensible.
including those regarding sex. Depending
upon various cultural influences including Universal Taboos
religion, alignment, species, education, geog- Bestiality
raphy, and politics, a people often adopt Child molestation
specific norms. They decide whatis and what Incest (with immediate family)
is not acceptable sexual behavior. The more Necrophilia (sex with the dead or nonsen-
tient undead)
rigid, suppressive, and narrow-minded a
Rape
society, the more taboos it has. Often, these
serve merely to set the members of one soci-
ety apart and different from a rival society. Rites of Rassage
The repression sometimes takes the form
Societies have benchmarks by which they
of law, making these aspects of sexuality ille-
determine whether an individual is an adult
gal. Other times, it manifests though social or a child. Some use the onset of a girl's
prejudice. In addition to the activity being
menses or another biological change as the
societally prohibited, open discussion, toler-
indicator. A few choose anarbitrary date by
ance, or even the mere mention of the taboo
which they indicate adulthood. Often a
topic can be socially stigmatizing. Common ritual or ceremony marksthe transition from
taboos includethe following. childhood to maturity. Depending upon the
culture andits attitudes toward the individ-
ual, some passages are determined by the
Fidelity/Chastity
Whatit means to be married in one society
actions of the soon-to-be adult and others
may mean something completely differentin
CHAPTER 1
cheb dae)
Until the first snowfall Civil court dissolution
Until the thirteenth new moon Mutual agreement
Until a special wedding vase breaks (may Public announcement
be broken easily by either partner, another Public denunciation
person, or by a chance event such as an Returning dowry
earthquake) One member makes a symbolic gesture
Until the village elders dissolveit such as breaking a vase or returning a ring
A year and a day The village wise one declaresit so
Until a child is conceived
)
Until the next new moon
QSas and the Alignments
rot
Until the next full moon
— AA
Until a new monarch is crowned Belowis described the typical approachto sex
of a character of one of the nine alignments
s
Dissolution
Societies vary greatly in their rules of who can
from Core Rulebook I. Each alignment
includes heterosexual, homosexual, and
rH
terminate a marriage and how it can be “4
bisexual folk. Alignment influences other
ended. The dissolution of a marriage can be aspects of sexuality such as the approach
¢
either simple or complex. In a society where taken toward monogamy or promiscuity. The
the rules for marriage clearly defined, dissolu- entries below are general philosophical
tion has little extraneous fallout, although guidelines only.
there can still be bruised emotions, concerns
about children, and the like. In the pseudo- LawfulSood
medieval setting of fantasy roleplaying, the Be Virtuous in All Endeavors
consequences of separation have far more A lawful good character acts with thought,
reaching possibilities than in reallife. looking ahead to the implications of his
Commoners that are tied to a particular lord actions. He earnestly endeavors to be honest
or plot of land may find themselves and respectful with any potential partner.
completely cut off from their livelihood, their Somechoose to be celibate or chaste. Others
extended family, and any rights that they wait for sex until a permanent relationship,
might have. such as a marriage, is formalized.
In more cosmopolitan or liberal societies, A lawful good alignment does not prohibit
marriage itself may be a casual affair, resulting sex outside marriage. It just means that the
in equally casual dissolutions. A character character must clearly communicate what he
from a place with strict guidelines for marriage is offering and what he expects from his part-
and divorce may be amazed (or appalled) at ner. Are they intending to spend just one
the nonchalant attitude about such things night of passion together with noobligations?
whenvisiting a foreign society. Are they beginning an ongoing relationship
With dissolution, property is commonly with commitments excluding other partners?
divided and custodyofchildren is determined. Whathappens if a partner conceives? Even
However, many cultures may have rules that paladinscan have robust, varied sex lives, but
dictate that only one or the other divorcee they need to come to clear terms with their
receives any form of compensation. For exam- lovers in advance.
ple, in a highly patriarchal society, males may
have the right not only to divorce their wife, Thebard's dulcet tones slowlyfaded and were
but also retain all possessions and children. replaced by the inn patrons' applause andcheers.
There's nothing stopping you from coming Cries of "Chevel!" and "Encore!" accompanied her
up with unique, even bizarre, outcomes for from the improvised stage. Coins clinked into her
dissolution of a marriage or union. For exam- cap as her audience showed their appreciation.
ple, it could be law thatif dissolution occurs, The paladin Valeria slapped her leather-clad
all their property, assets, and even children thigh in approval. The bard winked at her and
are spread out amongtherest ofthe village.
cameover to her table. Chevel's hand, makingsure to leave hergrip loose
The tall, blonde warrior rose at the petite enough so that the bard could pull away.
brunette's approach.
The bard sat down, gesturingfor the paladin to Valeria: Human paladin 15; CR 15; Medium
m4
ate do the same. "My name's Chevel." humanoid; HD 15d10+30; hp 85; Init +3; Spd
ae "Pleased to make your acquaintance," Valeria 30 ft.; AC 21, touch 14,flat-footed 18; Base Atk
oe said. +15; Grp +20; Atk +22 melee (2d6+6/17-20, +1
<a "Buy me a drink?" greatsword) or +19 ranged (1d8+5, +1 composite
nO "An honor." The paladin called for the [+4 Str bonus] longbow); Full Atk +22/+17/+12
oy
innkeeper to bring two glasses and a bottle of melee (2d6+6/17-20, +1 greatsword) or
wine. +19/+14/+9 ranged (1d8+5, +1 composite [+4
oe Anhourorso later, the two women were still Str bonus] longbow); SA smite evil 4/day,
E sitting together, talking, heads bentclose together spells, turn undead 6/day; SQ aura of
“a to hear each other over the noise. Their knees courage, detect evil, divine grace, divine
= touched underthe table. health, empathic link with mount, heavy
ta Valeria sighed, and leaned back, not wanting warhorse mount, lay on hands, removedisease
the momentto end, but needing to knowif it was 4/week, share spells with mount; AL LG; SV
= rightfor it to continue. "You're lovely, sweet, and Fort +14, Ref +11, Will +9; Str 20, Dex 16, Con
men incredibly talented. You've been flirting with me 14, Int 8, Wis 14, Cha 17, App 13.
om all evening, and I've quite enjoyedit. I need to let Skills and Feats: Diplomacy +12, Perform
co) you know thatI'monly in this townfor tonight." (sexual techniques) +12, Ride +12, Sense
se | "I leave with my crew at dawn." Valeria indi- Motive +11; Blind-Fight, Dodge, Improved
phn cated a motley group assembledat one end of the Critical (greatsword), Mobility, Sexual
BY) bar. "It's notlikely I will pass this way again. We Training*, Spring Attack, Weapon Focus
can only have each other tonight." As Valeria (greatsword).
ny finished speaking, she reached out and took Smite Evil (Su): Four times per day, this
re
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ae
paladin may attempt to smite evil with one Paladin Spells Prepared (3/2/1/1; save DC
normal melee attack. She adds +3 to her attack 12 + spell level): 1st-bless, bless weapon, pleasant
roll and deals 15 extra points of damage. dreams; 2nd-mantle of love*, resist temptation”;
| YaLdVHD
Smiting a creature thatis not evil has noeffect 3rd-magic circle against evil; 4th-dispel evil.
but that use of the ability counts against the Possessions: +2 celestial argentum breast-
paladin's total for that day. plate*, +1 greatsword, +1 composite (+4 Strength
Turn Undead (Su): As a 12th-levelcleric. bonus) longbow, belt of giant's strength +4, 20
Aura of Courage arrows, bracers of health +4, gloves of Dexterity
Thunderhooves (Su): This paladin is +2, periapt of Wisdom +2, cloak of Charisma +2,
Heavy Warhorse; Large immune to fear, magical ring of protection +1, potion of cure moderate
magical beast; HD 12d8+12; or otherwise. Allies wounds, potion ofpeacock's beauty*, potionoffly, —_
hp 66; Init +1; Spd 60 ft, AC within 10 feet of her gain 300 gp. I
18, touch 10, flat-footed 17; a +4 morale bonus on * New in this book.
Base Atk +3; Grp +13; Atk
saving throws against
+8 melee (1d6+6, hoof); Full
fear effects. NeutralGood
Atk +8/+8 melee (1d6+6, 2
Detect Evil (Sp): Give Pleasure
hooves) and +2 melee
This paladin can detect This philosophy guides a character to seek
(1d4+3, bite); Space/Reach
evil at will as the spell. to please her partner or partners. A neutral
10 ft./5 ft.; SQ command,
Divine Grace good character wishes to do good in the
low-light vision, scent, spell
resistance 20; SV Fort +7, Ref
(Su): This paladin world. She focuses on enjoying life and
+5, Will +2; Str 22, Dex 13,
applies her Charisma makinglife enjoyable for those near or dear to
Con 17, Int 9, Wis 13, Cha 6. bonus on all saving her.
Skills and Feats: Listen throws. (This modifier is Neutral good characters are easygoing
+5, Spot +4; Endurance, already figured into the lovers, sometimes pursuing casual relation-
Run. statistics given above.) ships, sometimes forming lasting commit-
Command (Sp): Usable Divine Health ments. In either case, they have the strong
7/day against other equines (Ex): This paladin is desire to leave their partner happier for
(Will DC 21 negates). immuneto all diseases, having been with them.
Improved Evasion (Ex): including magical
Whensubjected to an attack diseases such as Chevel paused for a moment, studying the
that normally allows a mummyrot and lycan- paladin acrossfrom her. The warrior was beauti-
Reflex saving throw half, thropy. ful and shining with devotion to her cause. Her
this mount takes no damage Empathic Link earnest need to codify this potential one-night
if it makes a successful (Su): This paladin can stand amused the bard. Chevel wanted her,
saving throw and half communicate telepathi- wanted to give her a night of pleasure to remem-
damageif the saving throw cally with her mount at a ber. She laid her hand on Valeria's thigh, feeling
fails. distance of up to 1 mile. the warmth and the wantingof the other woman.
Low-Light Vision (Ex): The paladin has the Echoing Valeria's words from earlier, the bard
Can see twice as far as a same connection to an replied. "An honor."
humanin dimlight. item or a place that the The bard calledfor the innkeeper. She wanted
Scent (Ex): Can detect mount does. to rent a room with a large, comfortable bed.
approaching enemies, sniff Heavy Warhorse The two women went up to the room. The
out hidden foes, and track
Mount: Whenever she paladin reachedoutto extinguishthe oil lamp, but
by sense of smell.
desires, this paladin can the bard stayed her hand. Chevel began to undress
call upon the services of a special heavy the paladin, slowly removingeach article ofcloth-
warhorse mount. The creature's abilities and ing andfolding it neatly on a chair, prolonging the
characteristics are summarized in the procedure.
Thunderhooves sidebar. Valeria's muscled body showed several scars-
Lay on Hands (Su): This paladin can cure mementosfrom manybattles. Thefine white lines
45 hit points of woundsper day. did not detract from her beauty. They instead
Remove Disease (Sp): This paladin can seemed to enhanceit,forming a cryptic guidebook
remove disease, as the spell, four times per to her past. The bard lightly traced the scars as she
week. removed the paladin's clothing. The gesture was
longbow); SQ bardic knowledge 6, bardic
music 6/day (countersong, fascinate, inspire
competence, inspire courage +1, suggestion);
AL NG;SV Fort +3; Ref +6, Will +6; Str 8, Dex
a 13, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 16, App 14
W
rs
im
Skills and Feats: Diplomacy +16, Gather
Information +12, Perform (burlesque) +12,
ri
7 Perform (sexual techniques) +12, Perform
(sing) +12, Perform (string instruments) +12,
O Sense Motive +13; Dodge, Improved Initiative,
Negotiator.
O Bard Spells Known (3/4/3; save DC 13 +
zme spell level): 0-dancing lights, depilatory*, detect
magic, grope*, lullaby, read magic; 1st-block the
| seed*, charmperson, cure light wounds, vision of
im exquisite pleasure*; 2nd-invisibility, limited telepa-
7| thy*, touch me not".
*New spell in this book.
0 Bardic Music: Six times per day, Chevel
a can use her song or poetics to produce magical
se] effects on those aroundher (includingherself,
_ if desired). Starting a bardic music effect is a
fi standard action. For more information on
| A bardic music see page 29 in the Core Rulebook
r L
5a intimate and accepting. As Chevel continued to
Countersong (Su): Chevel can counter
magical effects that depend on sound by
remove the garments, Valeria's nipples hardened. making a Perform check for each round of coun-
—l tersong. Any creature within 30 feet of the bard
When the paladin was completely naked, Chevel
gently pushed her onto the bed. whois affected by a sonic or language-depend-
"Stay right there," the bard said. She began to ent magical attack may use the bard's Perform
hum a lively musical number and started to checkresult in place of his or her saving throwif
undress herselfin a burlesque striptease, snapping desired. Countersonglasts for 10 rounds.
herfingers and slapping her thigh to provide the Fascinate (Sp): Chevel can cause up to two
percussive emphasis she wanted. All the while, creatures within 90 feet that can see and hear her
she kept her gaze on the lovely Valeria, flirting, to becomefascinated with her (sit quietly, -4
teasing, and building the anticipation. penalty on skill checks madeas reactions, such
Thepaladin enjoyedthe show,feeling heat and as Listen and Spot checks). The bard's Perform
longing in hergroin. Her nipples ached sweetly. At check result is the DC for the opponent's Will
last, the bard threw downthe dainty thong that save. Any obvious threat breaks the effect.
was her last bit of clothing. Chevel pounced on Fascination lasts 5 rounds.
Valeria. Inspire Competence (Su): An ally within 30
"You were magnificent," the paladin said. feet who can see and hear Chevel gets a +2
"You've not begun to know magnificent," the competence bonusonskill checks with a partic-
bard replied. ular skill for as long as he can hear the music.
Inspire confidencelasts for up to 20 rounds.
Chevel: Human bard 6; CR 6; Medium Inspire Courage (Su): Allies (including the
humanoid; HD 6d6+6; hp 27; Init +5; Spd 30 ft.; bard) who can hear this bard receive a +1 morale
AC 16, touch 11, flat-footed 15; Base Atk +4; Grp bonus on saves against charm and fear effects
+3; Atk +4 melee (1d6-1/19-20, masterwork and a +1 morale bonus on attack and weapon
rapier) or +6 ranged (1d8-1, masterwork long- damagerolls. The effect lasts for 5 roundsafter
bow); Full Atk +4 melee (1d6-1/19-20, master- the ally can no longer hearthe bard.
work rapier) or +6 ranged (1d8-1, masterwork Suggestion (Sp): Chevel can make a sugges-
tion (as the spell) to a creature that she has foldsfrom a peg in the vestibule.
already fascinated (see above). Usingthis ability "Blindfold?"she asked. "They're optional, but
does not break her concentration on the fascinate many of our visitors say they enhance the pleas-
effect, nor doesit allow a second saving through ure." Q
against the fascinate effect. Making a suggestion "Just what have you gotten me into?" Desere 7
doesn't count against Chevel's daily limit on asked with a laugh. "I don't want a blindfold."
eS
a
bardic music performances. A will saving throw "I do," Silett said, eager to gain the most fun aa
(DC 16) negates the effect. This ability affects from the experience. ul
only a single creature. Suggestion is an enchant- Once blindfolded, Silett groped about for a
ment (compulsion), mind-affecting, language- Desere, intentionally brushing his hands against
dependentability. her breasts. He found her nipples quite perky.
Possessions; +1 chain shirt, cloak of Charisma +2, Good. She was havingfun, too.
masterworkrapier, masterwork longbow, 55 gp. "Ready?" Madeline asked. Desere said "Yes"
and he nodded. He heard Madeline openthe inner
ChaoticGood doors.
IfIt Feels Good, Do It The blindfold took away his sight and forced
A chaotic good character does what he him to concentrate on his other senses. A low
thinks is best. He's rebellious and careslittle symphony of moans, gasps, and sighs greeted his
for customs and norms, but respects others! ears. Hefelt his manhood swell againstthefilmy
views. Simply put, he does what he thinks is silk robe he wore.
good andright. Heheard Desere gasp.
Often, a chaotic good character makes an "It's... Oh,it's... beautiful. So many bodies.
effort to exhibit his individuality, especially in Undulatinglike the sea," she said.
a repressive society. He knows what he
believes and followshis heart, seeking happi- LawfulNeutral
ness while trying not to hurt others. He wants I Kiss by the Book
those with whom he formsa relationship to Lawful neutral characters value law, order,
feel better off for having been with him. and tradition. Good and evil are concepts of
little importance. Arranged marriages are
Madeline, the hostess of the House of a common in a lawful neutral society. Many
Thousand Pleasures, madea gesture and uttered a such societies have very particular customs or
few words as she presented her holy symbol of laws governing sex. As with the lawful good
Alilial. Her gaze sharpened, and became more worldview,sexuality is controlled and acts of
penetrating. She stared at them for a moment. sex are deliberate, considered matters, not
"Okay, you're fine. The Game Room has two lightly undertaken.
rules. First, you must be free of disease. You are.
Second, the emphasis in this experienceis sensual- "But you're my husband!" the young bride
ity and pleasure. You must be here with knowl- whined. "Why can't we make love yet? We're
edge and without any compulsion. You must be married!"
willing to share yourself sexually, to experience "I've explained to you before. I will explain
pleasure, and to give pleasure. Are you?" again," the monk stroked his wife's hair, trying to
"Yes," Desere and Silett spoke at once. calm her as he would his horse when it became
"Now, thefun can begin." agitated. He wanted to share appreciation of
The hostess led them up a flight of stairs and convention andpropriety with this young woman
down a long corridor. As they passed several he hardly knew. "Here, in this fiefdom, we have
doors in the hallway, they could hear sounds of the First Night tradition. When one gets married,
pleasure and play. She led them to the double the local noble has the option, nay, the duty, to
doors at the end ofthe hall. Gilt letters proclaimed initiate the newly wed into sexuality. It's a bond
the area beyondto be the "Game Room." betweenthe aristocracy and those who owe them
Madeline opened the doors. Desere was disap- fealty. It strengthens the bloodlines and makes the
pointed to see only a smallfoyer with another set nobles care more about their people."
of double doors at thefar end. The hostess closed "T understandall that, but I hate it! I want us
the doors to the hall and took down two blind- to be each other's first lover," she kissed him
throughher tears. midnight. She also could sleep late tomorrow.
"T will love you as much, nay more, tomorrow Nothing to do until noon, when she attended the
than 1 do today," he said. "But this must be done," life stretches at the kundala temple, The kundala
Hekissed herfor the last time that night, and exercise regime kept her bodyfit and supple.
4 slowly began his walkto the castle. He hoped that Cliara debated the merits ofgoing downstairs
i to the common room andseeing if anyone new
ke LadyEleanor would be gentle with him and leave
a him enough energy to consummate the marriage had shown up. The pretty bard performing at the
< withhisfretful bride in the morning. inn wastalented. She attracted more patrons and
* put them in a good mood, making themfeel
6) Neutral happier and more generous.
Act Naturally No more tonight, she decided. Her lastclient, a
0 A neutral character is the most difficult to giantborn dwarf tantrist, hadleft her tired and a
z| quantify. He doesn't seek to be evil or good, touch sore. He had given her a goldpiece, though,
a| chaotic or lawful, but is by turns each, depend-
ing upon circumstance. In relationships, he
more thantwice what she normally charged. Nice
Suy.
on may be virtuous or unfaithful, committed or Cliara looked at the money on her dressing
7] casual, He often does what's convenient and table anddecided to take a bath.
J expedient. A neutral person mightbe faithful
0 because he wants his partner or partners to be Chaotic Neutral
me faithful or because he fears being caught. It's All About Me
e) Likewise, he might betray his lover because he A chaotic neutral character does whatever
bad wants to experiment or because he doesn't she pleases, when she likes, with whomever
| think his partner will find out. she wants. She prides herself on her spontane-
W) A few neutral characters want perfect ity, enjoying a blatant disregard for societal
balance. They diligently pursue the path of norms. She rarely pauses to consider the
ny neutrality. Often, because of their philosophi- impact her actions have on other people.
4
a cal pursuit of equilibrium, they are chaste or Whenforming relationships, she only cares
partner only with another seeker of equilib- about herself and what's good for her. She
| often leaves a trail of emotional wreckage and
rium because relationships with people of
other temperaments generally lead to conflict. heartbreak in her wake.
| = Rd
haven't done anything interesting since we were her tools. She takes what she wants from
thrown out of Percilla's House of Pleasure for those within her power, negotiates with
coating the whips with sovereign glue." peers, and submits to those above her in rank,
"Yeah, but it was worth it to see the look on
A lawful evil character is most definitely evil,
that pseudodominatrix's face when the whip
but she plays bytherules.
wouldn't come away from that poor half-orc's
butt." The two women laughed together, but the Darvin shuffled into the courtyard of the
silence returned. Baroness Arsera, guided by two imposing -
After a moment, Ardella said, "I'm bored, too."
"Why, then, I challenge you to a gameof'First
soldiers. They had sternly warned him notto look
directly at her. She sat beside a small pool, read-
fe
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Fuck.' Thefirst one of us to get laid gets 100 gold ing. He waitedinsilence, with his eyesfixed upon
and a massagefromthe loser," Falean said. A
"Deal,"Ardella agreed.
herfeet, which, to his amazement, were bare. His
fascination caused him to raise his head with a a)
Falean stoodup. "I hear hoof beats. This one's Bul
mine."
start when shefinally spoke.
"You are Darvin," said the Baroness, not look-
E
The rhythmic pounding ofhooves grew louder. ing upfrom the slender book in her hands "Tt has a
It soundedlike a single horse approaching at a come to my attention that you are almost four | A
trot. Falean positioned herself, standing openly in
the middle of the road. She unlacedthe top of her
months-a whole season-late in the payment of e
yourtaxes. You have beengiven one chance to pay 8
shirt, exposing the uppermost curves of her ample your rightful debt to me, and all you provided a
bosom. She reached inside the shirt and hitched were a fewpitiful baskets of withered wheat and a]
them up to emphasize her cleavage and smoothed
her skirt to show off herfull hips.
twopieces of silver." The disgust in her voice s
made him wince. "Pathetic." <
The rider approached and reined in his
bs
horse. He was a young, good-looking elf
with hair the color ofsunshine.
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"Oh, sir," Falean began, advancing
toward him and placing her hand on his
stirrup. "I need help so badly... ."
"What is it? What's wrong?" the elf
drew his sword and looked around, prepar-
ing to face danger in the stereotypical
defenseof the damsel.
"Ooh, I have need of your nice, strong
sword," she cooed. She used her left hand to
draw up her skirts, exposing a bare expanse
of thigh. "Come here and explore my deep,
dark cave."
The elf sneered in annoyance. He shook
her hand off his stirrup and kicked his
mountinto a gallop.
Falean sighed, "So muchfor the direct
approach. I should have knownto be more
subtle withan elf." She laced her shirt back
up.
Ardella giggled.
"Probably doesn't even like women,"
Falean endeavoredto console herself. my
The two women laughed. At each other. Ty
Atthemselves, At the world. /
She rosefromher seat and walked toward him. married," he said. "I'm so happy! The barony will
His nose caught a whiff of exotic perfume, which have anheir!"
mingled withthe scent of hisfear. "Darling, ofcourse I want to continue to make
4 "I will make this brief. You havefailed in your you happy," she said. "You want to get married,
im obligations to your rightful ruler. For that alone, we will get married." She smiled as she mentally
Fk you give meleaveto see you killed." He looked up added up the number of times she was married,
o. at her with a gasp. The baroness's stunningface, eitherfalsely by a paid-off, often drunk, official, or
me framed by childlike golden curls, bore no emotion. quasilegally (legal only where polygamy was
x "As well as yourfamily," she continued. accepted). She was no morepregnant than she had
O "Mm... mimm-milady!"he stammered. "There been a virgin whenshe first came to the Baron's
waslittle rain this year! No one had a goodcrop!" bed. She alinost felt bored with how easy it had
Her hand snapped up andgrabbedhisface, cutting been tofool the aging aristocrat.
short his plea. "I'm lookingforward to having a nice, big ring
The baroness's grip was hard, but slowly soft- and a lovely trousseau! You willget mea nice ring
enedas she caressedhisface, leering at his muscu- andlots of nice clothes and jewelry, won't you,
lar frame. Darvin felt as if he were a cow being darling?" she prompted as she started to unlace
inspectedbefore slaughter. the Baron's breeches. He was hard with the
"You can decide to leave with your family thought of his ownfertility.
surrendering all land, your house, all your posses- "Fool!" she thought as she pulled his small
sions, or you can serve me, As an assistant of stiffness out. He was alreadyclose to orgasm. She
sorts." used her magic-enhanced skill to keep him
Hopeswelled in Darvin's heart. "Yes, ofcourse, aroused but not let him climax. She pressed at a
milady! I am your servant and will do anything pointjust behind his testes and usedherfingers to
that you ask!"he sputtered. maintain pressure on his shaft. He never noticed
"Oh,"she whispered. "Yes you will... ." the stilled, silent spell she cast to prolong his
The Baroness stood naked in her bedchamber, pleasure.
selecting a gown for the evening. The room was Her mouth began to caress his shaft, her tongue
dimly lit with candles, held in the handsofa man, tracing patterns ofgreed andlust. Witheachlick,
also naked, who stood beside her. Short silver she enumerated another thingfor him to buy her.
chainsledfrom his pierced, bloody nipples to tight "A lovely horse!" Lick. "With horseshoes that can
wristbands-the chains prevented himfrom lower- makeitfly!" Nuzzle. "A magic cloak to make me
ing his arms pasthis chest. Despite his effort, the even prettier!" Lick. "Oh, I would love to have a
man's arms droopedever so slightly. true seeing gem, too." She stroked him, working
"More light!" she screamed, swatting the her hands up and down, up and down, as she
heavy weight that hung fromhis exposed testi- began to suck on him with vigor. His balls tight-
cles. The man, formerly known as Darvin, and ened as he pumped his baronialblessing into her
now only called "candle holder," did notflinch. To eager mouth. She smiled up at him, satisfied with
show pain, he knew, would only incite his howeasy it was to suck him dry.
mistress's wrath.
Chaotic Evil
Neutral Evil Fuck You! Fuck You! No, Fuck YouAll!
It's All About What I Can GetAway With The chaotic evil character likes to hurt,
Theself-centered, self-serving neutral evil torture, and destroy. He commits appalling
character pursues personal ambitions or acts on the merest whim. Sex for him is
agendas by all expedient means. Lacking entirely selfish and often violent. Chaotic evil
honororprinciples, the neutral evil character creatures sometimes seek sexual satisfaction
values personal gain aboveall. He controls, through rape, mutilation, bestiality, or the
abuses, or prostitutes others. Relationships abuse of helpless creatures. These aspects of
involving a neutral evil individual tend to be sex are prohibited amongall but demonicsoci-
emotionally painful, often filled with betrayal ety and despised byall the other alignments.
and deceit. The Book of Erotic Fantasy intentionally omits
all but the mention of such heinousacts.
"Pregnant? You're pregnant? We should get