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THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

April 5th, 2020

Breaking News!
Are Minnie and Mickey Divorced?
Written by Maisy Matthews

Minnie Mouse is completely

devastated. Longtime friend, Goofy
Leaked photos of Mickey
Mouse caught with Daisy
said, "her heart is shattered." Goofy
has been seen around Minnie during Who will be the face
Duck in front of his home
these difficult times.
of Disneyland now?
Minnie asked Mickey for divorce last
in Toon Town, Disneyland. week. The divorce became official on
Monday. Sources say that Donald and
Daisy Duck may also be getting a
divorce. No one has seen the group
together since.

Everybody Hates Jake Peralta

Written by Leslie Leonard
That's when Jake Peralta
It all started when approached her, saying,
At around 10 a.m. Rochelle Charles Boyle asked "You're not you when
was seen storming out of Rochelle for a copy of you're hungry... I'm I
the 99th precinct in Jake Peralta's case. right?"
Brooklyn, New York, just
Rochelle was According to
about four minutes from
apparently on a eyewitnesses, that's when Two eyewitnesses
Bedford-Stuyvesant, where
crucial call with a things escalated. Rochelle confirmed the story.
Rochelle resides. Hitchcock
woman named was seen throwing the "It's true! We saw her
& Scully, who chose to
Peaches. chocolate bar and yelling, throw the snickers bar. As
remain anonymous, said it
"I don't need this! My a matter of fact, we have
was her first day as the She got up and yelled, man has two jobs!" it right here! Show them,
precinct's secretary. "Boy! If you interrupt Scully," said Hitchcock.
me again, I will slap Witnesses are pointing to "You didn't tell me we
the Charles off that Jake Peralta for the needed to keep the
Boyle!" sudden resignation of evidence," said Scully as
Rochelle. he wiped chocolate
Moments later,
residue off his mouth.
Rochelle was seen
heading to the This is a developing story.
vending machine for
a snickers bar.
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Is Ironman Still Alive?

Written by Sarah Esguerra

JUST IN—Robert Downey According to an

Jr. spotted in one of the anonymous source, “this
filming studios together new movie will be based
with the other Avengers on the five-year gap
cast. between Avengers Infinity
War and Avengers
Marvel Studios is filming a
Endgame.”
“secret movie” that is part
of the Avengers’ Infinity There is still no
Saga, which is unknown to information on when this
the public. movie will premiere due
to the sudden halt in
The story will explain what
filming, as the United
our favorite heroes were
States attempts to flatten
doing before the final
the COVID-19 curve.
storyline.
However, fans can rest
assured that this movie
will answer ALL their
questions.

“This new movie will be based on the

five-year gap between Avengers Infinity
War and Avengers Endgame.”

Steve on the Block

Written by Nicole Rodriguez BANKRUPT!
Steve Urkel and Spooky Both actors were Fans are already
from the new Netflix hit seen in their assuming what roles
series On My Block were character outfits, Urkel could play. Some
seen yesterday evening which made fans fans think he could be a
eating at Naugle's in wonder if Steve part of Spooky's "Los
Huntington Beach. Urkel would be Santos" crew. While
the next guest others are thinking he
star on the new could be Kendra's' father.
Netflix hit series
The possibilities are
On My Block.
endless. Steve Urkel
hasn't been seen on
Many people worldwide
screen in years, which have lost their jobs during
makes fans of Family the COVID-19 pandemic.
Matters excited. As we have seen in recent
cases, the rich and famous
Other fans speculate are not immune to the
virus.
about a new friendship.
This incident has fans Regardless of the reason,
going crazy. Fans took to one thing is for sure; this Read more on P4
the internet to talk about is HUGE news for Urkel
rumors of a possible and Spooky fans
collaboration. everywhere.

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Gilligan is Running Wild, Again

Written by Brooke Killian
According to sources Gilligan will have to A challenge fans are
Bear Grylls has from the show, endure harsh cold winds concerned with is the
picked his next Gilligan’s next and inclement weather. "Swim of Death."
"victim." adventure will be at
the Northeast Everyone is wondering, In this challenge,
Gilligan from the Appalachian “will our favorite hero Gilligan will have to
famous TV show mountain range survive?” trek a total of 20
Gilligan's Island will wilderness. miles before having to
be the next star on swim through freezing
Running Wild with This adventure will water.
Bear Grylls. not be like his time
on the island at all. If he makes it to the
After escaping the end, he will be picked
island, Gilligan will up and taken to safety.
be venturing to
another lonely place. The show is set to
premiere in the Fall of
2020.
Everyone is wondering, “will
our favorite hero survive?”

Who Runs the World!?

Written by Bailee Earwood

The day we have all been waiting for is finally President-Elect Bark Obama announced a new
here. Starting in November 2020, dogs will bill that will take place in early November.
take the White House in an attempt to make The bill states that dogs will not be required to be
America Great Again. on leashes. Dogs will also be allowed to drive cars
Countries all over the world decided to join and have access to any park.
the bold move. This is a developing story.
This means that the world will now be
controlled by man’s best friend.

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Does Marge Want a Divorce?

Written by Isabel Cerrano

"Of course, I was mad, Wilma

is my best friend, so when I saw
the video, I lost it."
Fans were outraged on Twitter.
However, it was all a
misunderstanding.
Fred Flintstone confirmed that he
was with them at the Venetian. In an
interview, Marge said, " of course, I
was mad, Wilma is my best friend, so
when I saw the video, I lost it."
Today, Homer posted a video on
Twitter explaining everything. He
said, " this is why you can't believe
Last night Homer Simpson was seen everything you see on the internet.
with Wilma Flintstone at The The video is a complete
Venetian in Las Vegas, holding misinterpretation of what happened
hands. A paparazzi took a video of that night. I love Marge too much."
them holding hands and quickly
leaving the Casino.

The Kardashians Are Bankrupt

Written by Maria Casas

After showing off their luxurious lifestyle

on social media, it’s hard to believe that
the Kardashians are left with nothing.
The stock markets crashed last Friday,
leaving them completely broke.
According to sources, Kris Jenner is
devastated that they can no longer afford
the lifestyle the family has grown
accustomed to.

Rumors are going around that Kourtney,

Kim, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, and Kris are
casting for the television show Survivor.
They may not make it to the final, but
one thing is for sure, the million-dollar
prize would be a big help during this
time.

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