Armor by John Bengan 2013
Armor by John Bengan 2013
Armor by John Bengan 2013
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SYNOPSIS:
A small-time drug dealer named Ronnie thinks of committing suicide after a string of bad luck.
He postpones the act after he sees an announcement for a Miss Gay beauty pageant in the
neighborhood. Meanwhile, one of his neighbors warns Ronnie that a vigilante group called the
Death Squad might be after him. He dismisses the counsel and prepares for the pageant. A week
before the competition, a young man seeks refuge in his house. Later, he helps Ronnie create a
costume inspired by medieval suit of armor. On the night of the pageant, a hit man arrives and
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The week Ronnie was planning to die, one of his neighbors paid him a visit. Ronnie had just
come back from the seamstress, bringing home a newly mended sheath dress he would wear for
Ronnie considered what reactions were possible. He would back away from the Mylar-
covered table where Oliver was nursing his coffee. He would warn him that he didn’t appreciate
this kind of joke, not after bodies had been found in empty, grassy lots around Mintal. Instead,
Ronnie soaked up his neighbor’s silence, leaned on the refrigerator and lit a cigarette.
Where was the Death Squad when he regularly handed out shabu to the crew of wiry
boys who had hung out at his beauty salon? They were hired guns, the Death Squad, who used to
go after drug pushers, but lately they’d been taking down street gang members, crystal meth
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Oliver was talking to him about a list they had at the community hall, a list of targets.
Someone had tipped him off about Ronnie’s name being in it. Oliver was telling him now so he
Ronnie had forgotten how nosy the neighbors could be. He thought of his stash in the
pillowcase. Tiago, his go-to guy for crystal meth, was one of those who’d been killed. They said
a man on a motorcycle stopped in front of Tiago who was chatting with regulars outside his
karaoke pub. The man shot him through the lungs four times. He hadn’t really known anyone
who got killed by these gunmen until that time. A day before the shooting, Ronnie had seen
“I only got them for the pageant,” Ronnie said. “To prepare. You know, lose some
weight?”
“You’re joking, right?” said Oliver, eyeing him as though he were a stranger. In college,
Oliver never fit in with Ronnie’s clique: sharp-tongued bayots who thrived on banter. There was
always something open and raw about Oliver, as if he didn’t have time to assume a pose, to make
pretend.
“Don’t you have any confidence in me?” Ronnie said. “Maybe this year is my year.”
After seeing Oliver out of the house, Ronnie resolved to stick to the plan. Before the
Death Squad entered the picture, he had already made his decision. If the Death Squad were truly
after him, they would have to race him down to that stage.
The pageant, known to many as Miss Gay, was a competition among cross-dressing gay
men, a backwoods copy of international beauty contests for women. Like the Miss Universe
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pageant, Miss Gay involved a sequence of elimination rounds: national costume, swimsuit,
evening gown, and the Q&A. The pageant was held every year in Mintal on the eve of the Feast
As he was leaving this house o offer beauty treatments in the neighborhood, Ronnie
“Hi, gwapa!” The boy got up, revealing a set of small yellow teeth. “We’re looking so
pretty today.”
Ronnie knew him as Biboy, one of Tiago’s former drug runners. Biboy wore a lime-green
basketball jersey and camouflage shorts, ringlets of dirt around his neck. With his hard, nimble
body and long wingspan, he resembled a field bird with a handsome face.
“Not buying today. I still have a few more left,” Ronnie said.
“Who said I was selling?” said Biboy, pressing his body closer to Ronnie. “They took
“You should be careful then,” Ronnie told the boy and moved on.
THREE WEEKS EARLIER, Ronnie’s assistant had emptied the cash register and split, taking
boxes of expensive hair coloring products on the way out. The betrayal came on the heels of a
huge blow. Ronnie’s straight male lover, whom he’d supported through college, had left to marry
Ronnie had to close down the salon and move to a boarding house in a compound used
mainly as an automobile workshop. To pay rent, he started going door-to-door, offering makeup,
hair styling, even manicures and pedicures. Occasionally he would choreograph dance numbers
for local government employees who needed “intermission numbers” for their parties.
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One afternoon, as he woke up to the sound of melting steel, Ronnie decided he’d had
enough. He walked to the highway, the sunlight knifing his eyes. He was about to fling himself
before a truck hauling timber from Lorega when he noticed a banner fluttering at the entrance of
The whole town would watch him compete again, hundreds of his neighbors—who’d
already written him off as a cautionary tale—would see him at his glamorous best, see him in a
long gown, on that stage, spotlights beamed on him. Ronnie knew that he still had one thing left
AFTER SERVING HIS CLIENTS, Ronnie skipped lunch to sign up for the pageant at the
community hall. The deadline for registration had produced chaos: people argued over who
would get to be Miss Venezuela, Miss Puerto Rico, and Miss Colombia, powerhouses in
international pageants. The organizers, who didn’t anticipate the complication, resolved the
matter by making contestants draw lots, to which most of the bayots grudgingly agreed.
Flaunting a call center-accented English, the most mestiza of the bunch grumbled when he didn’t
pick Miss USA. One bayot, who clamored nakedly for attention, literally sang with joy when he
plucked out Miss Philippines from the glass filled with nations’ names.
Ronnie had joined pageants in college. It was a thrill some bayots chased, from tarpaulin-
bordered basketball courts at small-town fiestas to huge convention halls in cities. Together with
friends, he entered every contest in Davao and in towns as far as Lanao. He was slimmer then,
Since he’d come in late, he found himself at the end of the queue. He took a strip of paper
from the glass, read what he got, and quickly thumbed it into his shorts pocket. He had fished out
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Great Britain, a nation still winless in the Miss Universe contest, but he could live with it. Maybe
it’s time, Ronnie was thinking, they bow down to The Queen.
“What you have there?” a bayot asked him. He had long, ironed hair touching his bare
shoulders.
“Chos!” sneered another one, frail and much younger, with unusually pale skin that was
almost gray. “When was the last time you joined? The 1960s?”
Ronnie was going to say something lighthearted when he noticed the way the youngsters
were looking at him. The one with flattened hair asked him, “So how does it feel to be a thank-
you-girl?”
The phrase summoned the humiliating image of a contestant packing up his things after
losing. You did not simply lose: you didn’t stand a chance.
Ronnie bristled. “You carry yourselves not with poise but with vulgarity. Neither of you
When they didn’t respond, he took it as the perfect moment to leave with a final barb:
THE FOLLOWING DAY he still couldn’t figure out his national costume. Desperate for ideas,
he scoured old magazines, looking for icons, but he couldn’t find anything that inspired. Then,
after lunching on a cup of rice and one salted fish, he saw something on TV.
He was mindlessly flipping channels—his landlord was thoughtful to share cable TV—
when a vision seized him: a model marching from the stage wing in a flowing couture dress, her
body glimmering so brightly, she looked as though she were swaddled in flames. The most
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remarkable part of the ensemble was her right arm. Cased in a gold armored sleeve, the arm
looked like it belonged to a knight. The warrior queen stepped out of the tube and crossed into
He took out a pencil and a pad of yellow paper, moved closer to the TV set, and began
sketching. There it was, the gown that would send him back to the Miss Gay pageant one last
Afraid inspiration would wane, Ronnie rushed to the hardware store. He picked up
aluminum sheets, wires, metal shears, tiny screws and nuts, and a can of gold aerosol paint.
At the tricycle cab terminal, he saw Biboy again. The way the boy beamed at him, it was
When they reached the compound, the boy got off and followed him to the gate.
“Let me carry that,” he offered, grasping at the cellophane bags in Ronnie’s hands.
The boy was wearing the same green basketball jersey and shorts.
The boy skipped in front of him, blocking his way. He was so tall that the top of his head
almost cleared the iron spikes bent over the hollow block wall. The grooves of his ribs showed
“Promise you I’ll be good,” said Biboy. “Sige na, gwaps. If you want we can arrange
something. I’m a very talented singer.” Then he smirked, so Ronnie would know exactly what
“Really, I have a lot to finish.” He brushed the boy aside and opened the smaller
entrance.
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“Maybe I can clean your house,” the boy prodded. “Pick up your groceries. I only need a
Ronnie was about to shut the gate when it occurred to him. He could really use some help
after all.
Taking the bags from Ronnie’s hands, the boy followed him to the house.
After peeping into the only bedroom, Biboy reclined on the rattan sofa and shook his flip-
flops off, propping his feet comfortably on a beanbag. “Small, but cozy...” he said. He found the
“Suit of armor,” said Ronnie. “Don’t tell anyone. That’s my national costume for the
“Just the arm,” Ronnie said. “I’ll wear it with a long gown covered in sequins.”
“Uh, yes, boss,” said Biboy. “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
Ronnie spread the materials he’d bought out on the floor. He considered making three
detachable parts to form the whole sleeve, following his initial sketches. Perhaps he would get
some mesh cloth, or something rubbery. Or he could stitch the arm plates with wire, make an
“You know, gwaps, I can help you with that,” said Biboy.
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Biboy tossed the sketches. “I got a high mark in industrial arts. For my project, I made an
“Okay, Mister Industrial Design,” said Ronnie. “There’s chicken siopao and orange juice
in the fridge.”
FOR THE FIRST TIME since he’d moved in at the compound, Ronnie got out of bed early. The
dusty shafts of light cutting through the windows made it seem like he was in a different world.
The dress for the Q&A segment was ready, along with a one-piece red, white, and blue swimsuit
patterned after the Union Jack. He’d borrowed it from a woman friend who, in her younger
There was one competition left. He needed to build an armored sleeve and pair it with an
evening gown, which he had yet to secure. Biboy had asked him to download pictures of
The living room was empty, pillows and sheets heaped on the floor. The boy had already
left to shoot hoops. On the table Ronnie found a fist-size chunk of bread smeared with
Hunger sharpened his focus. After conceiving of his costume, he’d begun a breakfast
regimen of pan de sal, two Fortune cigarettes, and black, sugarless coffee. He would not have
lunch until the afternoon when he would buy Coke and a pack of crackers from the grocery chain
across the street. For supper, he would have a glass of water and a last cigarette. At best, it saved
him some money, which allowed him to splurge on wardrobe and accessories for the pageant.
Holding a sturdy nylon umbrella, Ronnie ducked out of the gate and walked over to
Mintal’s newest Internet café. The café had opened behind the gymnasium where the pageant
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would be staged.
On that hot windless day the paved roads seemed to wriggle under the heat. The streets of
Mintal were fringed with brightly colored trimmings. In a vacant lot not far from the church, a
shabby carnival had shown up, erecting a neon-lit Ferris wheel that loomed taller than any
structure in town.
The café was full of high school boys playing online war games. An attendant, who was
playing along with them, pointed Ronnie to a vacant PC near the bathroom.
He studied a photo of a knight in a suit of armor. The warrior’s torso was encased in
plates of polished metal, his helmet like a silver birdcage perched on his steel-padded shoulders.
The intricacy alarmed him; he was relieved he only needed the arm. But that alone had eight
components, with sinister-sounding labels like Spaulder and Pauldron. He made a mental note to
build three attachable parts, covering the shoulder, elbow, forearm and hand. He could fix the
aluminum plates over a thick material—fake leather maybe, or rubber—which he would then
spray-paint in gold.
After surfing the Web, he moved on to the stalls of used-clothing at the public market.
New items had arrived at the ukay stands just in time for the crowd to go shopping during the
weeklong festivity. He surveyed the line of tents but couldn’t find anything that pleased him.
After nearly an hour, Ronnie found himself sorting through a bin full of old drapes.
“How much for these curtains?” He lifted a beige sheet printed with what looked like
The vendor squinted up at Ronnie. He was sitting on a plastic chair made for little
children. “Twelve pesos per bunch,” he barked. He was hefty and sunburned in a perforated shirt
and denim pants cut off at the knees. He offered Ronnie a crinkly, mildewed lavender drape that
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probably had been hung in a hospital. “From U.S. and Japan. First class.”
Ronnie wrapped the cloth around his torso and, with his other hand, pulled another
curtain from the heap. He wore it over his neck like a scarf. In a desperate moment, he
entertained the possibility of sewing a gown out of these curtains. He decided to try another tent.
Finally his luck turned. Dangling from the ceiling was a heavily beaded serpentina dress,
its bodice wrapped delicately in sequins and tulle. The gown was displayed between a life-size
orca stuffed toy and velvet halter dresses that only the most unimaginative amateurs would be
drawn to.
Using a long stick with a hooked end, the shopgirl took the dress down and showed it to
Ronnie.
He was close to tears. The silhouette was similar to what he’d seen on TV, the fabric in
good condition, with only a few small tears, detailed with swirling translucent beads, clearly
made by hand, and the color—saffron, he decided—flattered his skin tone. Paired with an
He stepped out of the tent, triumphant. Before going home, he dropped by his trusted
HE TOTTERED THROUGH the gate, left the printouts in the sala, then shut himself up in his
room. He was about to doze off when the sound of an engine made him jump.
He flew out of his room and peered through the glass window slats. Bougainvillea grew
in tangled profusion beyond the dismantled corpses of trucks and cars in the yard. Neighbors had
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been talking about how the vigilantes were closing in on Mintal after a rash of muggings and
rapes in the village. Witnesses had sworn that Tiago’s hit man rode a motorcycle. All these
The engine roared. He wondered if the gate was locked. He wished someone from the
“What are you looking at?” Biboy said, stepping out of the bathroom.
“That noise.”
Ronnie walked over to the kitchen and took a jug of ice-cold water from the fridge. He
“See, gwaps.” Biboy was holding out a scrap of aluminum. “I copied your printouts and
The boy had cut and bent the aluminum precisely into an oval shape that resembled a
“I didn’t use a hammer. Just this.” Biboy picked up a set of pliers from the floor. “The
HE WENT BACK for his gown the next afternoon. The flaws had been mended, the size altered.
The seamstress charged two hundred pesos, but Ronnie pleaded with her. He’d come to her shop
hoping for a price cut since she’d been a loyal customer at his salon. The seamstress agreed on
condition that Ronnie would offer hairstyling and makeup at her granddaughter’s début party, for
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But when Ronnie tried the dress on, the bodice squeezed his ribs; the side zipper
“It’s only a half inch,” he told the seamstress. “I drank a lot of water today.”
As he was leaving the dress shop, Ronnie saw a man from across the road. A bald man
was smoking at an open-air canteen, observing him. He wore jeans and a military jacket, and he
had one of those unfortunate underbites that sealed the face into a scowl.
Ronnie carried his gown across the highway. From the corner of his eye, he saw the bald
man leaving the canteen. Ronnie hurried into the crowded street fair, making his way through the
snarl of carnival goers around the booths. Surely they wouldn’t take him down here, not with all
these people around. His breath quickened. He’d heard about targets shot openly in daytime, on
streets filled with motorists and bystanders, at house parties before stupefied guests. He would be
dead by the end of the week, but only on his terms. He pulled away from the crowd, the dress
It was dark when he reached home. The boy was slurping instant noodles at his dinner
table.
Indeed there it was, a copy of the object he’d seen on television, fully realized. They had
been working on the sleeve for the better part of the day. Ronnie had cut and shaped the
aluminum, while the boy assembled the pieces. Biboy had done an excellent job of painting the
Gently, Ronnie scooped the delicate thing from the couch. Made from spray-painted
aluminum and rubber pads, the armored sleeve was better than he’d imagined, three cylindrical
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ON PAGEANT DAY, Ronnie woke up to the sensation of little knives piercing his stomach. The
walls were shifting. Two cups of coffee later, the pain didn’t go away, and his body wracked
with chills. He shook what was left of his stash out of the pillowcase.
He held the resealable packet closer as if to smell it, then spilled the content into his palm.
The tooth-shaped shard of crystal was slightly smaller than the nail on his pinkie.
Before lighting up, he installed a mosquito net in the living room. He preferred to trap the
smoke inside the net, ever so careful not to waste a wisp of the stuff. Squatting under the net, he
turned the TV volume up to drown out the mechanics outside welding steel. He tuned in to CNN,
anticipating a current events entry during the pageant’s Q&A portion; a paraphrased quote or two
from a global headline would suffice. He poured what was left of his stash on a neatly folded
sheet of tinfoil, held the foil gingerly over the flame, and with a tin pipe, began sucking the lush
white vapor of melting crystal. Smoke billowed to the edge of the foil. Within seconds, he was
vibrantly awake. He was again the most attractive, vivacious, irresistible creature he knew.
At 4:30 p.m., he prepared for battle. He strapped the first layer of tape over his stomach,
rolling it tight around his waist, folds of excess flesh inching up his torso. He donned two
feminine panties, deftly inserting pads over his behind. Carefully, he cupped his soft penis and
To keep it flat, he wrapped tape around his crotch, then he threw on one last pair of
underwear, a silky charcoal black swatch of nylon. He would try to fit into the Union Jack one-
piece later for the swimsuit competition. Ronnie then slipped on ten pairs of pantyhose; the
thicker the layers, the more the illusion of curved, shapely legs was achieved.
For breasts, he placed beneath a strapless bra two latex condoms filled with water, which
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he’d tied in such a way that the rubber bloated into small globes. The tips of the condoms
He used a palette he’d always relied on. Violet pigment on the lower lids, copper line
over the lashes, indigo eye shadow, slick scarlet mouth. He applied false lashes using the milky
paste from a star apple leaf, for a lasting hold. The rest of his body he coated with liquid
foundation. Under the glare of lights, the tone shimmered on flesh like porcelain.
He topped it all off with a wig, chestnut brown styled into petals, a gift from a friend who
WHEN HE AND BIBOY arrived backstage, a few assistants were still strapping tape on their
half-naked candidates, clipping extensions and spraying products on hard tiers of hair. The
narrow space smelled of armpits, the floor littered with tissue paper and torn fabric.
There they were: bayots jiggling their hands to make manly veins disappear, while others,
once their makeup was on, became stoic. There were long-limbed girly boys with taut dancer’s
bodies toned after working in pubs in Japan as “entertainers” or male Japayukis, bayots with
large breasts, bayots whose skin glowed from taking a cocktail of hormone pills. A few of them
He wobbled as the boy helped him into his dress. The gown was still snug; he sucked in
his stomach until they could zip him up. Stale, rancid air blew out of his throat. He’d had two
boiled bananas and coffee for breakfast and nothing since, but he steeled himself.
The boy took out the armored sleeve from a carton tied up in twine. The bayots stared.
“Don’t mind them, gwaps,” Biboy said. “Next to you, they look like clowns.”
Ronnie slid his right arm carefully into the sleeve, Biboy securing the last strap over his
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shoulder. After the metal clamped onto his skin, the length of his arm sheathed, Ronnie felt large
and supremely complete. Lifting the sleeve close to his face, he felt like he could leap over the
gymnasium and land on his feet. With a soft, victorious smile, he strutted regally in full view of
the competition.
“What a costume!” said one candidate, whom Ronnie immediately recognized as the flat-
haired bayot who ridiculed him at the community hall. He was in a catsuit speckled with tiny
mirrors. “Did you make that yourself?” he asked Ronnie. “How much did you pay for it?”
Ronnie was practicing his angles before a full-sized mirror when a contestant, looking
petrified in a bright lavender kimono, startled him. The bayot stood unsteadily on six-inch clogs,
his round face a shock of white makeup. He had on a wig of jet-black hair parted in three slick
buns, adorned with a cluster of pink orchids. A sash was pinned on one of the kimono’s giant
It struck Ronnie with equal amusement and anger, a gossip mongering bayot trying to
“Don’t flatter yourself,” said Oliver. Liquid talc had begun to dissolve around Oliver’s
Ronnie gamely aimed his golden forearm at Oliver’s face, but somebody tugged at his
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elbow.
The boy’s presence calmed him. Biboy was still there, the one who’d been with him from
the start. He thought about where the boy would go after all this was done. Ronnie slipped his
bare arm around the boy’s back and they turned away.
Contestants were forming a queue behind the stage wings. Before leaving him backstage,
To wild cheers and a thumping techno beat, the night’s twenty-six candidates breezed
onto the ramp, and forming a half circle across the stage, performed an impromptu line dance. A
makeshift runway, dotted with light bulbs on the rim, stretched toward the huge hall. Bamboo
arches from which hung loops of colorful metallic paper jutted out from both ends of the
platform. Four big spotlights radiated from the ceiling. Beyond the stage was a hot, impatient
swarm of people.
—“Welcome ladies and gentlemen, this is a tale as old as time! I am Beauty—and the
Beast will follow. My name is Desiree Verdadero, seventeen years of age, and I come from the
—“Season’s greetings! The family that prays together stays together, but the family that
eats together is probably a pride of lions. This dusky beauty standing in front of you is Armi
—“Buenas noches, amigos del universo! All things bright and beautiful. All creatures
great and small. All things wise and wonderful, the Lord God made them all. This is Guadalupe
Sanchez viuda de Aurelio, nineteen years old, and I come from Caracas, Venezuela!”
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Then it was Ronnie’s turn.
He drifted across the platform, the saffron gown rustling on his manicured feet. His eyes
swept past the faces of judges. In one corner of the hall, he could see little children outside
perched on the branches of a tree, peering through the open vents like hairless monkeys. His face
lit up when he spotted, near the edge of the second row, Biboy raising both thumbs up. Ronnie
posed before the microphone, and lifting his golden arm, addressed the audience.
“A pleasant evening to all of you! The Little Prince said, ‘What is essential is invisible to
the naked eye.’ My name is Maria Rosario Silayan, from the land of King Arthur and Lady
Diana—Great Britain!”
The crowd roared. Sweeping the hem of his gown, Ronnie waved his golden arm at them.
This was what he had come here for, the chance to tower in heels, look down with unbending
grace at a crowd filled with awe, to glide as though life was just as easy. After striking a last
While the stadium listened to the next contestant, Ronnie discerned a figure rising from
the middle rows, the thick body of a man getting up from his seat.
It was the bald man, the very man who’d been watching him the other day, a pale
vibrating shape trying to reach the front rows, elbowing people on his way. Could he possibly
expose himself to these witnesses? Ronnie squinted, but there was no mistaking that underbite,
the smooth hairless skull. For the first time, he was nervous. This death, it turned out, would
have an audience.
But the bald man, instead of taking aim at the stage, stopped behind where Biboy was
sitting. He clutched the boy’s arm, forcing him to stand, as if Biboy were a child he’d been
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On stage Ronnie tried to move. He tugged and heard a rip—the armored sleeve had
snagged on the hip of his dress. He fumbled to get the thing off but his large fingers couldn’t
seem to close. He looked up and saw the boy’s long narrow body being pulled toward the end of
the hall.
Clasping the aluminum, Ronnie peeled the armored sleeve from his arm and flung it
angrily, a gold husk arcing out of the stage, smashing into parts on the concrete, missing his
target. The audience gasped. He could still catch them, he thought, as he hitched the dress around
his hips, kicked off his high heels, and leaped from the stage. He landed hard on his knees and
palms.
But Ronnie got up, unfettered by his garments, his limbs springing back to life. Refusing
to believe that the boy was gone, he thrust himself into the aisle. His body shimmering, he
cleared the rows of bewildered observers, ran beyond the exit, and stumbled into a sudden, cool
night.
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