DHV Routine Stak
DHV Routine Stak
DHV Routine Stak
Every
girl bites. I always great conversations flowing.
Me: "Hey did you know that the average person spends two weeks
of their life kissing."
Me: "Furthermore, they say you burn 26 calories per kiss. Talk
about an extra workout"
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When the girl is all over you. A little touchy and stuff. I say...
"Somewhere along the way, I bet you learned to manipulate men
alot with your body. They way you touch and hug em. You
probably get them eating out of the palm of your hands this way.
Yeah? Well I'll tell you something. I grew up with alot of siters and
I've always been immune to this."
They end up qualifying themselves again. "No no i don't mean
to..."
Then I interrupt them "It's okay though. I like it."
Her: "hahah blah blah blah"
Me: "Hey hey, Don't let it get through your head though. It's not
that comforting."
You'll find that she'll be more likely to touch again and again.
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I also do the Hug test thing. but I kind of wing it on this one. When
they hug me, I usually say something like...
Me: That's all you got...?
Her: wait whaa?
Me: Did you know that a genuine hug usually takes 3-5 seconds?
Don't give me that presidential tap in the back bullshit. Here, I'll
let you try one more time. Don't fuck this one up though, cause I'm
gonna rate you. 1 being a claustrophobic cutie and up to 10 being
a professional hugger." * or some shit like that*
Then, when she goes and hugs you again, just open your arms,
don't hug her, Let her squeeze you, then just keep saying... "Can
you do any better? Really? That's it? Can you do any better?" lol.
It's awesomeee. She'll hug you for like 5min lol.
Well those are the things that I do and have always worked for
me. Give me a little revisement on any that can make it
smoother/better.