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    Evil English Teacher


    There's an evil English teacher. He's a very bad teacher.

    He comes into his class. The students're sitting at their desks, waiting for him.

    The teacher says to the class, "Everyday, we'll study English grammar. If you make a mistake,
    I'll hit you with a stick"

    Then the teacher opens his textbook. He says, "Today we we'll learn the Past Perfect
    Progressive verb tense, as well as the Future Conditional."

    He points to a girl and says, "What's the Past Perfect Progressive?"


    The girl's very nervous, she says, "I don't know"

    As soon as she finishes speaking, the evil teacher jumps across the room with a large stick- and
    hits her on the head. The girl cries.

    The other students are very scared. The teacher points to a boy and says, "What is the Future
    Conditional".
    The boy says nothing.
    The teachers says, "Go ahead-- answer! Now!"
    The boy says, "But, but.. we haven't learned it yet"
    The evil teacher says, "In other words, you don't know it!" He jumps across the room and hits
    the boy hard on the head. The boy cries.

    All the students are scared and miserable. They hate the evil teacher. But they're lucky. One
    student has a cell phone.

    She secretly dials the number of her friend, AJ.


    AJ answers the phone, "Hello"
    The student whispers, "This is Kaori. Help us AJ, please help us. An evil English teacher is
    beating us"

    AJ says, "Don't worry, I'll be right there."


    AJ jumps on his motorcycle and speeds to the school. He runs through the front door, down
    the hall, and bursts into the class.

    He says to the evil teacher, "Stop hitting these students, you bastard!"
    Then he runs across the room. He picks up a desk and hits the evil teacher with it. The evil
    teacher falls to the floor. He is beaten.

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    AJ looks at Kaori and says, "What do you want me to do with him?"


    Kaori says, "Its up to you. You decide".

    AJ throws the evil teacher out the window and says, "No more evil grammar study. You are
    free!"

    The students cheer "Yeah"! Everyone is very happy.

    Vocab

    evil: very very bad


    as well as: in addition to, also
    as soon as: when, just after (something happens)
    go ahead: begin, start to do something
    in other words: say something in a different way, say something more directly
    hard: powerfully
    miserable: very sad & unhappy
    hate: opposite of love, really dislike
    cell phone: mobile phone
    dials: push numbers on a phone
    I'll be right there: I'll arrive soon, I will be there soon
    speeds: goes fast, drives very fast
    bursts: enters (a room) very fast
    bastard: bad person, jerk (NOT polite ;) (used to insult a man)
    beaten: defeated
    Its up to you: you decide, it is your decision
    cheer: to yell (when happy)

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