Youth Quote Book Backup

Quotes from the Youth:
"I wish I could kill something again"-Gabe

"Girls don't exist, there are only cute guys."-Gabe
"Now that's a life hack"-Jesse Gilliam
"I used to have a crush on Laren Daigle, until she wasn't against homosexuality."-Jacob Gamber
"Just fight each other with robots, and lesbians"-Clayton and Hunter
"Theres a lady on here who has her... milk tanks out."-Clayton
"Did you clap your eggplant today?"-Clayton
"I ate the pizza!"-Gracie
"You need to get pregnant and I need to get pregnant so our babies can have a mecha battle"-Gabe to Clayton
"Hey I like Hell, Hell's pretty nice."-Gabe
"Gabe's saying he has a slender rod"-Hunter
"Do we need to have a talk about you and your father?"-Gabe to Savanna
"So when you smoke a lot of pot..."-Hunter
"You know, Witchcraft would be pretty useful sometimes."-Gabe
"I'm gonna have an aneurysm bro."-Anthony to Wyatt
"You eat my candy and I didn't get beat."-Wyatt
"The rules are always changing; they're never set in stone."-Emersons Mom
"This is why our generation will be the last. 'What do you mean? We have so many hookers'"-Clayton and Savanna
"Peer pressures not real!"-Peyton
"I look like a good homeless person"-Gracie
"What stupid is, stupid does."-Wyatt
"Great, eat me."-Gracie
"I can only BANG Gracie right now."-Gabe
"The definition is definition"-Clayton
"Are you high?"-Gracie to Gabe
"Are those the wrong pants?" "No they're the wrong joints"-Hunter and Jacob
"Homeschoolers don't know the difference between A/C and heaters"-Clayton
"Welcome to Daniel D. Davidson's Dangly Dongle Service!"-Clayton and Hunter
"Nazis are no big deal"-Gabe
"Say Sqaw!"-Clayton
"Perfectly elastic""As all things should be"-Hez and Gabe
"Who's pregnant?"-Jacob
"You either die, or you live."-Gracie
"See? Did you hear that stun grenade?"-Gracie
"That's called melon."-Gracie
"How bout we just jump off a cliff."-Gracie
"What song was I singing?"-Hunter
"I lost my marbles, in my mouth."-Clayton
"That's a fashion crime!"-Cade
"I gotta pass this topless guy"-Isabelle
"Stupid is as stupid stupid."-Hunter
"He went to fast to fast."-Isabelle
"It's almost like eloi eloi lama sabacthani."-Hunter
"God is a work of our hands."-Jesse
"It's baby stealing time!"-Clayton
"What's the average duration of a clap?" "A crap?"-Hunter and Jacob
"Haha we being super pooper."-Isabelle
"Existence exists"-Clayton
"Here's the rules of engagement when it comes to crushing a grasshopper."-Jesse
"Here let me go take a dump in the Tabernacle."-Gabe
"If you have a lame sheep and that's all you have, that'll do."-Gabe
"A woman is not a man, a woman is a woman."-Wyatt
"I am a household name."-Gabe
"Seinfield"-Gracie
"Don't ask me out."-Isabelle
"Why would she reject everyone? Because she's lesbian!"-Gabe
"It's not librarians or lesbian!"-Isabelle
"I got ice butt."-Clayton
"We got a big shanook"-Gracie
"I don't care how long it takes, I'm squattin."-Gracie
"I'm callin you gay."-Wyatt
"Don't bother your god while he's in the restroom."-Jacob
"I don't have a pancreas."-Clayton
"Wyatt why did you have to rape me?"-Clayton
"Can we play DnD so I can summon the muffin man?"-Hunter
"We can go in your bed."-Clayton to Isabelle
"Please don't choke my sister."-Isabelle to Garrett
"I like furries"-Clayton
"I can't help my porcelain skin."-Gracie
"I look like Smoky the Bear!"-Gracie
"Five Guys, the number of guys I'm dating."-Olivia
"The point I'm trying to make is that Garrett is not smart."-Clayton
"Use a knife to cut a knife."-Gracie
"It's not like I'm cumming."-Gracie
"Is Bernie Sanders a Jew? Oh gosh."-Jacob
"Garrett is not enough of a man to sit on my lap"(Clayton)"I'm not!"*Olivia proceeds to sit on Clayton*
"I want to gouge someone's eyes out."-Wyatt
"I mean you could get killed or something if you're racism"-Wyatt
"I am a Feminist"-Deanna
"Greece is like the Bible"-Rick Carcione
"Don't be mean to homeschoolers, they're already mentally handicapped."-Clayton
"He's already in my stomach."-Clayton
"No one thinks you're cool" "I eat rocks too!"-Wyatt
"Lick me!"-Isabelle
"Sure, kill yourself. I don't care."-Hunter
"I'm a horse."-Gabby
"Huh?" *Gets hit by a frisbee*-Clayton
""Today we are going to be talking about evil." "Wowho!""-Jacob and Clayton
"Just be like Pac-Man, eat all the hair off the chairs."-Gabe
"'You have a heart?' 'I have 83 of them'"-Clayton and Savanna
"This baby would not go in the door."-Gabe
"Eventually the whole chimney will be full of kids."-Clayton
"I am Good, curtsey to me."-Hunter
"Don't pull it out until you get medical attention."-Gracie
"All homosexuals should be put down."-Gabe
"Hell is hot, don't be a thot."-"Gabe"
"Don't you have any more gay people in your grade. 'Yeah Clayton'"-Jacob and Gabe
"He's packin"-Savanna
"It's not good unless you're violently weeping."-Bryce
"Come in."-Clayton
"Screw the Government."-Gracie
"It would be like a sex fest down there "-Gracie
"I want nothing less than to house with newlyweds"-Gabe
"Just saying, a couple million deaths would do us some good."-Gabe
"I'd be pro-abortion"-Hunter
"I'm an instagater."-Isabelle
"Join me in the Ku Klux Klan!"-Wyatt
"I'm Captain Cocaine!"-Gracie
"He's a character, and by character I mean pedophile."-Gabe
"It's 9/11! Make a wish!"-Wyatt
"I wish the McCutchens would be here' "Why, cuz they're all guys?"-Izzy and Gabe
"Yeah I got water in there."-Gabe
"Let's get this bread of life."-Gracie
"If you're going to be stupid, be smart about it."-Isabelle
"When the girls look at him and their like 'Dang he's got lobsters on his shirt'"-Gracie
"I go farther than 69."-Gracie
"I mean I'm one of the bois!"-Gracie
"You know what's better that gamer girl pee? Trash Juice."-Gabe
"No time for other people coming, I'm coming."-Gracie
"My boyfriend's brother is asking me to BANG!"-Gracie

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"I wish I could kill something again"-Gabe

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