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    The coffee maker is broken and everyone is arguing about who broke it. Shinobu eventually admits that she punched and broke it when she burned her hand. Later, Giyuu demands a cigarette from the group and they all pull out lighters despite claiming not to smoke. The group then shares stories of their dumbest scars.

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    The coffee maker is broken and everyone is arguing about who broke it. Shinobu eventually admits that she punched and broke it when she burned her hand. Later, Giyuu demands a cigarette from the group and they all pull out lighters despite claiming not to smoke. The group then shares stories of their dumbest scars.

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    The coffee maker is broken and everyone is arguing about who broke it. Shinobu eventually admits that she punched and broke it when she burned her hand. Later, Giyuu demands a cigarette from the group and they all pull out lighters despite claiming not to smoke. The group then shares stories of their dumbest scars.

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    The coffee maker is broken and everyone is arguing about who broke it. Shinobu eventually admits that she punched and broke it when she burned her hand. Later, Giyuu demands a cigarette from the group and they all pull out lighters despite claiming not to smoke. The group then shares stories of their dumbest scars.

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    *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

    Shinobu: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
    Everyone:
    Rengoku: ...I did. I broke it.
    Shinobu: No. No you didn't. Giyuu?
    Giyuu: Don't look at me. Look at Sanemi.
    Sanemi: What?! I didn't break it.
    Giyuu: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
    Sanemi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
    Giyuu: Suspicious.
    Sanemi: No, it's not!
    Uzui: If it matters, probably not, but Mitsuri was the last one to use it.
    Mitsuri: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
    Uzui: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
    Mitsuri: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that,
    Uzui!
    Rengoku: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Shinobu.
    Shinobu: No! Who broke it!?
    Everyone:
    Uzui: Shinobu... Giyuu's been awfully quiet.
    Giyuu: REALLY?!
    *Everyone starts arguing*
    Shinobu, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
    Shinobu: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with
    warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
    Shinobu:
    Shinobu: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

    Sanemi: Rules were made to be broken.


    Giyuu: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
    Shinobu: Uh, piñatas.
    Mitsuri: Glow sticks.
    Uzui: Karate boards.
    Rengoku: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
    Sanemi: Rules.
    Giyuu:

    Giyuu: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it


    becomes funnier.
    Giyuu: Violently practices.
    Uzui: Violently studies.
    Mitsuri: Violently sleeps.
    Sanemi: Violently shoots pictures.
    Shinobu: Violently boxes.
    Rengoku: Violently murders people.
    Mitsuri: Violently worries about the previous statement

    Giyuu: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost
    throughout your life.
    Uzui: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
    Mitsuri: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
    Rengoku: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
    Shinobu: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
    Sanemi: Mental stability, my old friend!
    Giyuu: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

    Sanemi: Between Mitsuri, Giyuu, Rengoku, and Uzui -- if you had to -- who would you
    punch?
    Shinobu: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
    Sanemi: Giyuu?
    Shinobu: Yeah, but I don't know why.

    Giyuu, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone
    get me a cigarrette.
    Mitsuri: But Giyuu, we don't smoke.
    Giyuu: Cut the crap, Mitsuri. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people
    smoke.
    Giyuu: *points at Uzui* One! *points at Sanemi* Two! *points at Rengoku* Three!
    *points at Shinobu* Four! *points at Mitsuri* Five!
    Giyuu: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a
    cigarrette between these two fingers!
    Shinobu: *puts a cigarrette in Giyuu's hand*
    Giyuu: Thank you. ...Light?
    The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

    Rengoku: Dumbest scar stories, go!


    Sanemi: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
    Shinobu: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
    Giyuu: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a
    pencil in the first grade.
    Uzui: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand
    and I got a really bad burn.
    Mitsuri: I have emotional scars.

    Giyuu: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*


    Mitsuri: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
    Giyuu: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read
    this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
    Sanemi: Actually I did the math, Mitsuri would have $225, not $0.15.
    Mitsuri: Fam I’m right here....
    Uzui: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
    Giyuu: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
    Uzui: Sorry I only have a dollar.
    Giyuu: :(
    Sanemi: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mitsuri would have $22,500 because
    it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
    Uzui: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
    Sanemi: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
    Rengoku: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
    Sanemi: Apply juice to what.
    Rengoku: Directly to the forehead.
    Mitsuri: Great chat everyone.

    Giyuu: Rengoku... How do I begin to explain Rengoku?


    Shinobu: Rengoku is flawless.
    Mitsuri: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
    Uzui: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
    Sanemi: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

    Uzui: The floor is lava!


    Rengoku: *helps Sanemi onto the counter*
    Shinobu: *kicks Giyuu off the sofa*
    Mitsuri: *lays on the floor*
    Uzui: ...Are you okay?
    Mitsuri: No.

    Giyuu: *dies*
    Sanemi: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
    Shinobu: Bullshit. One month.
    Rengoku: Nah, half a month.
    Mitsuri, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GIYUU JUST DIED!
    Uzui, scratching chin in thought: One week.

    Mitsuri: Giyuu, let’s go!


    Giyuu: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a
    letter.
    Mitsuri: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance.
    Giyuu: What-?
    Mitsuri: Mom, Dad, Giyuu smoked pot in college.
    Giyuu: You are such a tattletale!
    Giyuu: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled
    marijuana? Well, I told you it was Shinobu who was smoking the pot but... It was
    me. I’m sorry.
    Mitsuri: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your
    Playboy’s, Giyuu did.
    Giyuu: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Mitsuri did.
    Mitsuri: Giyuu hasn’t worked for a year!
    Giyuu: Mitsuri and Shinobu are living together!
    Mitsuri: Giyuu married Uzui in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
    Rengoku: I love Jacques Cousteau!
    Uzui:: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
    Sanemi:: I wanna gooo!!

    Genya: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?


    Himejima: Bees?
    Genya: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
    Himejima: Wait-
    *Muichiro approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

    *playing twister*
    Himejima: Right hand red.
    Genya: *ends up on top of Muichiro*
    Muichiro: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
    Himejima: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you
    didn't notice.

    Muichiro: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?


    Himejima: The final boss.
    Genya: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design
    talks, right?
    Muichiro: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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