Y girls r shorter than boys?

Bcoz when dey hug each other The boy lets her head rest on his shoulder & he can see another girl behind.! All girls have beautiful profile pic.. . . . . . . . Until da photoshop 30 days trial gets over BOY : from d day we met I havent drink or smoked GIRL : how sweet of u,r u madly in love with me ? BOY: SHUT UP !, U MADE MY POCKETS EMPTY.

Fri 22 Jul 2011

160 Character Funny SMS

Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS No Comments True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow. ` Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom

While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes. ` In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Santar:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name? Santa:See my legs & tell my name ` One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye.. ` Santa on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Santa: No this is her husband speaking

Tue 22 Feb 2011

Its Sad For A Girl

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Its Sad For A Girl To Reach An Age When Men Consider Her CHARMLESS

But Its Worse For A Man To Reach An Age When Girl Considers Him HARMLESS ..

Sat 19 Feb 2011

Funny SMS Collection 140 Character

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above So always Brush ur Teeth ` Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both dont exist. ` Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday ` Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ` A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position ` In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I dont have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Rams birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishnaa birth place, Jail. ` Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for

starting business? ` An Englishman, Bihari & Punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down. ` Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

Sat 19 Feb 2011

Very Very Funny SMS Messages

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ` Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. ` Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, youve always been a headache! ` A baby fish asked her mother: Y cant we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, its made for selfish. ` Can v do romance in the evening today? Im in a good mood

Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly MOSQUITO ` If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist! ` Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I dont even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit..

Sat 19 Feb 2011

Funny SMS Messages for Friends

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job. ` Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ` Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says To the only boy I ever loved

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. ` Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily. ` Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & ull always be SMILING! ` Q: What did the gangsters son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything. ` Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. Ill hear the oldest first, he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Tue 15 Feb 2011

Funny But True Facts

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No matter whether guys buy 225ccKarizmas or 220ccPulsars or 350ccRoyal Enfield It cant overtake a beautiful girl on 80cc Scooty!

Tue 8 Feb 2011

SMS Jokes on RajiniKanth

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Rajnikant was practicing for a spelling test The rough sheet he used is now called THE OXFORD DICTIONARY!!! ` Once Rajnikanth was on seat of KBC(Kon Banega krorpathi) And computer ji needed lifeline to choose a Question ` Galileo used Lamp to study. Graham Bell used Candle Shakespeare studied under street light.. Do you know about Rajinikanth?? Only Agarbathi ` Rajni once kicked a football now it revolves around the sun and is known as Pluto ` Rajnis once wrote his autobiography and that book is now known as The Guiness book of world records ` One night while sleeping Rajni was mumbling something that is how log tables and Trignometric ratios were generated ` Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there. `

If you spell Rajanikant wrong on Google it doesnt say, Did you mean Rajinikanth? It simply replies, Run while you still have the chance. ` Rajni once got angry with his domestic help. So he kicked him hard and so great Harry Potter learnt the art of flying on a broom ` Roger Federer: I have immense knowledge about Tennis, ask me any thing about it Rajni: Tell me the number of HOLES in the NET ` Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner? Just to play carrom

Sat 1 Jan 2011

Whats True Bravery?

Posted by Rahul under Funny SMS [3] Comments Whats True Bravery? . . To arrive home.. Fully Drunk.. Late night out. N Mom waiting with a Jhadu N You ask: Hey Mom, abhi tak Safai kar rahi ho..!!

Sun 6 Jun 2010

Funny Telephone Messages

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Hi, Im probably home, Im just avoiding someone I dont like. Leave me a message, and if I dont call back, its u. ` Twinkle, Twinkle little star bet your wondering where we are??? Well, put ur mouth up 2 the phone & leave us a message for when we get home. & if u can make ur message rhyme, Well call u back in half the time!!!!