Number Go Up - Prologue

PROLOGUE
Nassau, Bahamas
February 17, 2022
T ION
Total Value of All Cryptocurrencies: $2 Trillion
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“ to F
’m not going T O Sam Bankman-Fried told me.
lie,”
This N O
was a lie.
We were in his office in the Bahamas, and I had just pulled up my
chair to his desk and turned on my tape recorder. I had flown in on as-
IO N
signment from Bloomberg, where I worked as an T investigative re-
porter, to see the man at the center of the R
T IBU
cryptocurrency frenzy that
was sweeping the globe. D IS
Bankman- F O
Fried stared ahead
R at his six monitors and scrolled
through emails as he N O T
told me that I could always count on him to give
his honest opinions about crypto. Forbes had recently declared him
the world’s richest person under thirty, but he looked like a student
who’d been shaken awake after an all-nighter in the library. He was
schlubby and shoeless, in blue shorts and a gray T-shirt advertising his
cryptocurrency exchange, FTX. His wild curly hair was so matted
down by the headphones he’d been wearing that he resembled a half-
sheared sheep. On his desk I saw an open packet of chickpea korma—
yesterday’s lunch.
My plan was to write a profile of crypto’s boy genius, the man who,
at twenty-nine, seemed to have the future of money figured out. His
rise had been so meteoric that it seemed plausible when he said FTX
would one day take over all of Wall Street. He was worth at least $20
billion, but he claimed he’d only gotten rich so that he could give it all
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away. He drove a Toyota Corolla and liked to sleep at the office on a

beanbag chair, which I could see next to his desk.
It was an irresistible story. The problem was that it was not true.
While the media, politicians, venture capitalists, and investment
bankers lauded him as a benevolent prodigy—a Warren Buffett or J. P.
Morgan for the digital age—he was secretly embezzling billions of
dollars of his customers’ money and blowing it on bad trades, celeb-
rity endorsements, and an island real-estate shopping spree to rival
any drug kingpin’s.
I’d like to tell you that I was the person who exposed it all, the he-
roic investigator who saw through one of history’s greatest frauds. But
I got tricked like everyone else. I was sitting next to the biggest con
man since Bernie Madoff, with a clear view of his emails, internal
chats, and trading records, and I had no idea what he was up to.
T ION Bankman-Fried
“You can use me as a resource for information,”
U
IBaggressively.
ST R
said, tapping his crew-sock-clad feet “That’s one of the
D
biggest things I want to convey.”I
F OIRsaid to him, nodding amiably.
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“That makes sense,”
NO
I DID HAVE my suspicions. From the day I started digging into the
N
crypto world, I had seen nothing but red flags. Why
U TIOwere all these
S T RIB havens? What was
companies based in infamous offshore regulatory
up with all these random virtual coins I
D that were supposedly worth
OR just maybe, a precarious founda-
tens of billions of dollars? WasFthat,
T
NO Were they all scams?
tion for the future of finance?
But by the time I visited Bankman-Fried’s island hideaway, the logic
of the financial world had broken down. Hardly anyone knew what
cryptocurrencies were for. Even supposed experts couldn’t explain
them. It was unclear why many of the coins would be worth anything
at all. But from 2020 to early 2022, the prices of Bitcoin and hundreds
of other lesser coins—with ridiculous names like Dogecoin, Solana,
Polkadot, and Smooth Love Potion—were going up and up. While I
was in the Bahamas, people traded more than $500 billion worth of
them, and the market value of all coins combined topped $2 trillion.
Crypto boosters claimed they were in the vanguard of a revolution
that would democratize finance and lead to generational wealth for
those who believed. The roar of the rising prices drowned out the
skeptics. Incomprehensible jargon became inescapable. Blockchain.
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DeFi. Web3. The metaverse. What these terms meant was beside the
point. Newspapers, TV, and social media bombarded potential inves-
tors with stories of regular people who invested in them and got rich
quick.
Crypto seemed like a giant slot machine that had been rigged to
pay out almost every time. Hundreds of millions of people around the
world gave in to the temptation to pull the lever. Everybody knew
somebody who’d hit it big. And the more people who bought in, the
higher prices rose.
None of this led to any sort of mass movement to actually use
crypto in the real world. Nobody tossed their credit cards, closed their
bank accounts, and abandoned the dollar or the euro in favor of, say,
Cardano coins. But the hucksters, zealots, opportunists, and outright
scammers who created the boom got unbelievably, unimaginably, im-
possibly rich. T ION
Bankman-Fried told me thatR asIB
U
many as five of his colleagues at
T
S was just a single crypto company.
FTX were billionaires. And
R DIthat
O
Many unprofitable
O T Fstart-ups with questionably legal business plans
were valued Nin the billions. Changpeng Zhao, who founded another
crypto exchange called Binance, made a fortune estimated at $96 bil-
lion. The numbers got so large that even the most delusional crypto
fantasies started to sound reasonable. It seemedTlikeION nothing could
I BU
STR Starting in the sum-
stop crypto’s manic rise.
D
Until, of course, the house of cardsIcollapsed.
mer of 2022, many companies
T FOinRcrypto were revealed to be frauds.
NO $2 trillion of market value was erased. Bil-
The bubble popped. About
lionaires went bankrupt. Millions of ordinary people lost their savings.
The financial authorities who’d allowed scammers to run rampant fi-
nally decided it was time to lay down the law. Bankman-Fried and
many of his associates were arrested. Crypto didn’t disappear entirely,
but the fever had broken.
THIS IS THE story of the greatest financial mania the world has
ever seen. It started as an investigation of a coin called Tether that
served as a kind of bank for the industry. But it morphed into a two-
year journey that would stretch from Manhattan to Miami, to Switzer-
land, Italy, the Bahamas, El Salvador, and the Philippines. It is based
on hundreds of interviews with people at every level of crypto, from
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gamblers to coders to promoters to billionaires. I visited their yachts

and parties at the pinnacle of the frenzy and their hideouts as the au-
thorities were closing in.
From the beginning, I thought that crypto was pretty dumb. And it
turned out to be even dumber than I imagined. Never before has so
much wealth been generated with such flimsy schemes. But what
shocked me was not the vapidity of the crypto bros. It was how their
heedlessness had devastating consequences for people across the
world. By the end, I’d find myself in Cambodia, investigating how
crypto fueled a vast human-trafficking scheme run by Chinese gang-
sters.
I PITCHED THIS book to my publisher in November 2021, near

N
the mania’s peak, on the premise that crypto
U TIOwould soon collapse, and
I B
R Three months later, I was sitting
I’d chronicle the catastrophic fallout.
with Bankman-Fried at hisDBahamasIST office and looking at the com-
ORfuzzy head. I was oblivious to the giant fraud
Fhis
puter screens behind T
happening rightNOin front of me. In fact, by then, I was starting to worry
that I would never figure out the secret behind the crypto boom.
I was still fairly certain that huge swaths of crypto were essentially
a pyramid scheme, but the bubble hadn’t popped.T The
N
IOindustry was
I BU could continue far
STR gain so many followers
doing great. It seemed quite possible that the craze
beyond my deadline. Or maybe crypto D Iwould
that it would become unstoppable.
T FORI had no idea what the ending of
the book was going to N be.O
After we’d spent a few hours together, I decided to ask Bankman-
Fried for advice. This was half interview tactic, half genuine cry for
help. I didn’t expect him to tell me his whole industry was really a
fraud. But I wanted to see if he might be willing to point me in the
right direction. So I laid out my whole narrative dilemma. I told him
my theory: that the coin called Tether, the supposedly safe crypto-
bank that served as the backbone for a whole lot of other cryptocur-
rencies, could prove to be fraudulent, and how that could bring down
the whole industry.
Bankman-Fried said that I was wrong. Crypto wasn’t a scam, and
neither was Tether. But he wasn’t offended by my question. He said he
totally understood my problem. Then he did something that didn’t
strike me as strange at the time. But knowing what I know now, I can’t
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help but wonder if he was trying to make some kind of winking con-
fession.
Bankman-Fried cut me off, nodding, as I tried to explain more. His
tone turned chipper. He said: “It’s like the narrative would be way
sexier if it was like, ‘Holy shit, this is the world’s biggest Ponzi scheme,’
right?”
Right.
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away. He drove a Toyota Corolla and liked to sleep at the office on a

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gamblers to coders to promoters to billionaires. I visited their yachts

I PITCHED THIS book to my publisher in November 2021, near

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