A Consumer's Report Analysis
A Consumer's Report Analysis
A Consumer's Report Analysis
Stanza One
The name of the product I tested is Life,
I have completed the form you sent me
and understand that my answers are confidential.
‘A Consumer’s Report’ by Peter Porter talks about the product he has
tested. It is “life”. The manufacturer has sent him a report to fill and
assured him of the confidentiality of his response. What the poet filled in
this “form”, is the next section of the poem. Moreover, the first section
contains two metaphors, life, and the form. He compares life to a
product and the form is nothing but poetry itself. Through poetry, a poet
presents the testimony of his life.
Stanza Two
Lines 1–9
I had it as a gift,
I didn’t feel much while using it,
(…)
(I suppose I have about half left
but it’s difficult to tell)—
‘A Consumer’s Report’ contains the poet’s long testimonial in this
section. According to the poet, the product for testing was to him a “gift”
to cherish. He didn’t feel while using it. Rather, he was excited about
every bit of it. At first, life seemed gentle but after using it for a few
years, it started to deposit embarrassing memories in his mind.
Moreover, the product he opted for wasn’t economical. The more a
person uses it the more he becomes addicted to it. That’s why the poet
has used a lot of the product. Still, he thinks he has left half of his “life”
unused.
Lines 10–19
although the instructions are fairly large
(…)
Also the price is much too high.
In this section of ‘A Consumer’s Report’, Peter Porter refers to the
“instructions” or the art of life. It’s difficult to tell what’s the best way to
live life to one’s fullest. According to the poet, each way is
contradictory. There’s no definite way. Moreover, the experienced poet,
says it shouldn’t be put in a child’s way. By using “children”, the poet
refers to their playfulness and carelessness. It’s a use of synecdoche.
However, the poet finds it hard to find the purpose of life and refers to
his friend’s advice. The person says one should use life to keep the
maker employed. Otherwise, God might lose his significance in this
consumerist world. Apart from that, the price or the value of life is too
high. It’s an epigram.
Lines 20–31
Things are piling up so fast,
after all, the world got by
(…)
but not heat resistant, it doesn’t keep
yet it’s very difficult to get rid of:
In this section, by using hyperbole, the poet says, the world sustained
even if there was no life millions of years ago. So, there shouldn’t be
any obligation to use it. Moreover, the poet seems to be a bit frustrated
with the product for the sad memories that were piling gradually.
Thereafter, the poet sarcastically warns the man or the God to stop
calling him “the respondent”. He isn’t legally obliged to fill this form
about the product. The poet is doing as he wants to be true to himself.
Moreover, the poet expressed his frustration about the non-uniformity of
the container to keep life. It’s an implied reference to the body.
Humorously, the poet says that the body is “waterproof” but not “heat
resistant”. It’s difficult to maintain yet it’s perishable. In this line, the
poet presents a paradox.
Lines 32–41
whenever they make it cheaper they tend
to put less in—if you say you don’t
(…)
to behave badly about. I think
we should take it for granted.
Along with that, in ‘A Consumer’s Report’, Porter says that if the
manufacturer wants to make it cheaper he tends to put less value in it.
However, it’s delivered to the person anyway and the receiver has to be
happy with it. Life seems to be a popular product and people support life
over other products. According to the poet, “it’s overdone”. As there are
a few people, who opt for evil means to sustain the product, “life”.
Lines 41–48
… If its
experts are called philosophers or market
(…)
I’d like to leave until I get
the competitive product you said you’d send.
In the last few lines of ‘A Consumer’s Report’, the poet says he doesn’t
care about the “experts” who try to make other lives better. When
consumerism reigns, they can’t influence humans. The poet ironically
says, as they are the consumers, they will finally make their laws to
make life better.
At last, the poet says, he would like to buy it if the owner sends him the
alternative he promised of. Being a consumer, the question of “best
buy”, is his top priority. If something is better, he’ll buy it over “life”,
the most precious.
Historical Context of A Consumer’s Report
‘A Consumer’s Report’ by Peter Neville Frederick Porter is a
postmodern text that highlights the effects of consumerism. Moreover,
the poet criticizes capitalism as a whole in this poem. As consumerism is
a creation of capitalism, the poet directs his irony towards both. The
reference to “life” as a product, and art as a “consumer’s report”
heightens the satirical effect of the poem.