Unit 2 Practice
Unit 2 Practice
Unit 2 Practice
Task 2: Read the following free poem and answer the questions.
Excuses Excuses - by Gareth Owen
Late again Blenkinsopp? That was the dentist sir.
What’s the excuse this time? The dentist died?
Not my fault sir. No sir. My teeth sir.
Who’s fault is it then? You missed the maths test Blenkinsopp!
Grandma’s sir. I’d been looking forward to it sir.
Grandma’s? What did she do? Right, line up for PE.
She died sir. Can’t sir.
Died? No such word as “can’t” Blenkinsopp
She’s seriously dead alright sir. No kit sir.
That makes four grandmothers this term Where is it?
Blenkinsopp Home sir.
And all on PE days. What’s it doing at home?
I know. It’s very upsetting sir. Not ironed sir.
How many grandmothers have you got Couldn’t you iron it?
Blenkinsopp? Can’t sir.
Grandmothers sir? None sir. Why not?
You said you had four. Bad hand sir.
All dead sir. Who usually does it?
And what about yesterday Blenkinsopp? Grandma sir.
What about yesterday sir? Why couldn’t she do it?
You were absent yesterday. Dead sir.
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THE DAFFODILS
by William Wordsworth
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