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PATTERSON RIVER SECONDARY COLLEGE

INFORMATION AND
AUDITION PACK
PRODUCTION TEAM

DIRECTOR: Mrs. Heazlewood


MUSICAL COORDINATOR: Mr. Mitchell
CHOREOGRAPHER: Mrs. Theodore

REHEARSALS AND PRODUCTION WEEK


All cast members must be able to commit to weekly rehearsals, school holiday rehearsal,
production week rehearsals, and performances. Rehearsals will commence after school on
Tuesday 11th of February 2025 (TBC).

WEEKLY REHEARSALS:
• Tuesday Lunchtimes—Lead Characters (as required)
• Tuesdays 3:15-4:45pm
• Wednesday Lunchtimes—Lead Dancers (as required)
• Wednesdays 3:15-4:45pm

SCHOOL HOLIDAY REHEARSAL:


• Friday 18th July 9:00-3:30pm

FULL DAY REHEARSAL:


• Wednesday 30th July 8:45-4:45pm

PRODUCTION WEEK REHEARSALS:


• Monday 4th August—Tech Rehearsal with full cast
• Tuesday 5th August—Dress Rehearsal

PERFORMANCES DATES:
• Thursday 7th August 10:30am (Preview performance for local Primary Schools)
• Thursday 7th August 7:00pm
• Friday 8th August 7:00pm
• Saturday 9th August 1:00pm and 7:00pm

COST
There will be a $70.00 participation fee. This will cover the cost of your cast top, costume
hire and cleaning, cast photo, program, and other incidentals.
AUDITION DATES AND REQUIREMENTS
AUDITIONS DATES FOR CURRENT YEAR 7-9’S:
• Lead Characters - Tuesday 19th November 8:45-12:45pm in SCI 5
• Ensemble - Monday 18th November 12:30-1:20pm in F05
• Lead Dancers - Tuesday 26th November 12:30-1:20pm in PAC 8 (Dance Room)

AUDITIONS DATES FOR CURRENT YEAR 10-11’S:


• Lead Characters - Tuesday 26th November 3:15-4:45pm and Wednesday 27th November
3:15-4:45pm in M5
• Ensemble - Monday 25th November 12:30-1:20pm in PAC 8 (Dance Room)
• Lead Dancers - Tuesday 26th November 12:30-1:20pm in PAC 8 (Dance Room)

CALLBACKS
• Lead Dancers - Thursday 28th November Lunchtime in PAC 8 (Dance Room)
• Lead Characters - Thursday 28th November 3:15-4:30pm in M5

AUDITION REQUIREMENTS FOR LEAD CHARACTERS:


• Singing: Please learn the song “THE CANDY MAN” (Audition Version) and your character
song which can be found at the end of this booklet.
• Acting: All of the audition scenes are also found at the end of this booklet. Select one
scene and one character (Please note—If you are auditioning for Willy Wonka, you must
learn both audition sides). Memorise the lines. Be prepared to read other scenes at the
audition.
• Dancing: A group dance audition will be held on Wednesday 27th November at
lunchtime.

AUDITION REQUIREMENTS FOR ENSEMBLE:


• Singing: Please learn the song “THE CANDY MAN” (Audition Cut) which is found at the
end of this booklet.
• Dancing: Participate in a group dance audition.

AUDITION REQUIREMENTS FOR LEAD DANCERS:


• Prepare a 30 second dance routine to any song in the ’Charlie and the Chocolate Facto-
ry’ musical or movie. Make sure that your routine shows your skills.

CREW REQUIREMENTS:
• If you are interested in being a part of the stage crew only, please complete the stage
crew form and bring it to the meeting on Monday 9th December at lunchtime in M5.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY AUDITION FORM
Please complete and return this form to Mrs. Heazlewood and Mrs. Theodore before your audition.

TRAINING/EXPERIENCE
HAVE YOU HAD ANY FORMAL ACTING TRAINING? YES NO

If yes, where/when?

HAVE YOU HAD ANY FORMAL SINGING TRAINING? YES NO

If yes, where/when?

HAVE YOU HAD ANY FORMAL DANCE TRAINING? YES NO

If yes, where/when?

HAVE YOU PERFORMED IN ANY OTHER SHOWS? YES NO

If yes, where/when?

AUDITIONING FOR (please tick):


WILLY WONKA MR. SALT GRANDMA GEORGINA

CHARLIE BUCKET VERUCA GRANDPA GEORGE

GRANDPA JOE MR. BEAUREGARDE GRANDMA JOSEPHINE

MRS. BUCKET VIOLET CHERRY

MRS. GLOOP MRS. TEAVEE JERRY

AUGUSTUS MIKE MRS. GREEN

LEAD DANCER ENSEMBLE

I AM WILLING TO BE CAST IN ANOTHER ROLE YES NO

I AM WILLING TO BE CAST IN THE ENSEMBLE YES NO

IF I AM UNSUCCESSFUL, I WOULD LIKE TO BE CONSIDERED FOR BACKSTAGE CREW YES NO

REHEARSAL AND PRODUCTION WEEK SCHEDULE


I HAVE READ THE REHEARSAL AND PRODUCTION WEEK SCHEDULE YES NO

I AM ABLE TO COMMIT TO THIS SCHEDULE YES NO

PLEASE LIST ANY DATES THAT YOU ARE UNAVAILABLE AND REASON WHY:
CHARACTERS
WILLY WONKA — The sly, charming star of the show. Lithe, eccentric. His larger than life
persona can go from charming and comical, to magically mysterious and dark.

GRANDPA JOE — Charlie's imaginative, fun, kind and loving grandfather. After many years
being confined to a bed, his childish energy returns when Charlie finds the Golden Ticket.

CHARLIE BUCKET — Sweet, smart, hopeful and loving. A boy with wonderful innocence
and vulnerability.

MRS. BUCKET — Charlie's warm and kind-hearted mother. Worrier. Generous and loving.

AUGUSTUS GLOOP — Excellent singer and comic actor but rampantly over-active.

MRS. GLOOP — Augustus's German, moronic, Wagnerian mother. Mirthlessly smiles as


though it were affixed to the front of her face.

VERUCA SALT — Very funny with a character singing/screaming voice. Vicious and good at
manipulation. Sweet, strong and scary.

MR. SALT — Veruca's goofy, eccentric, distracted, hilarious father. Finds it impossible to say
no, giving in to every ridiculous demand his daughter makes.

VIOLET BEAUREGARDE — Confident, forward, and full of attitude. Pop voice and great hip
-hop dance skills. Confident and full of attitude.

MR. BEAUREGARDE — Violet's ineffectual father. Ignores his back-talking, insult-hurling


daughter.

MIKE TEAVEE — A loud wild-child with a ridiculous amount of energy. The epitome of enti-
tlement and self-proclaimed superiority. Powerful and terrifying. A voice that cuts through
steel.

MRS. TEAVEE — She needs amphetamines to get through the day and deal with her outra-
geous son. Tense, extreme, and hilarious.

GRANDMA GEORGINA — Elderly, bedridden Grandmother with featured lines and songs.

GRANDPA GEORGE — Elderly, bedridden Grandfather with featured lines and songs.

GRANDMA JOSEPHINE — Elderly, bedridden Grandmother with featured lines and songs.

CHERRY — Reporter—High energy, goofy reporter. Can have an accent.

JERRY — Reporter—High energy, goofy reporter. Can have an accent.

MRS. GREEN — Kind hearted, vendor who sells chocolate on the street.

OOMPA LOOMPAS/ENSEMBLE—Strong dancers, big personalities, comic skills and excel-


lent singers with versatile, characterful voices of all ranges and types.
THE CANDY MAN (AUDITION CUT)

WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE,


SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW,
COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE
AND A MIRACLE OR TWO?
THE CANDY MAN.
THE CANDY MAN CAN.

WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW,


WRAP IT IN A SIGH,
SOAK IT IN THE SUN
AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY-LEMON PIE?
THE CANDY MAN.
THE CANDY MAN CAN.

THE CANDY MAN CAN


‘CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!

REHEARSAL TRACKS -
THE CANDY MAN (WITH LYRICS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJ_bVNeNx4

THE CANDY MAN (INSTRUMENTAL)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glwXEKO_5Qc
LEAD CHARACTER
AUDITION SCRIPTS
WILLY WONKA AUDITION SIDE

My name is Willy Wonka. I make chocolate.


Quite simply, the greatest invention in the entire history of the world. Whoever could there be who
doesn’t love the tooth-tickling tongue-tastical taste of a sweet bar of soft milk chocolate ...
Except dogs, of course, it’s poisonous to dogs. Who asked you.
(His cane arrives, HE turns it into a microphone.)
There comes a time, in every chocolatier’s life when the chocolate he makes turns dark and bitter, that’s
when he knows it’s time to lay down his spoon ... to hand over to someone else, someone new.
The only question is…
WILLY WONKA AND CHARLIE AUDITION SIDE

CHARLIE: What IS this place!?


WILLY WONKA: I could ask you the same thing, kid.
CHARLIE: We haven’t had a Wonka franchise in this part of town for years.
WILLY WONKA: I’m not surprised. Look at this mess! These people are animals. They came in.
They guzzled up the chocolate and they threw the wrappers away without a
second thought.
(WILLY surveys the damage to his shop and counts his money.)
CHARLIE: Oh Oh oh OH OOOOH!
WILLY WONKA: What is it? Are you having an asthma attack?
CHARLIE: A Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudge Mallow Delight!
(CHARLIE bounces with enthusiasm. WILLY grabs the chocolate away from
him.)
WILLY WONKA: What about it?
CHARLIE: Don’t you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudge Mallow Delight is
the best chocolate bar ever made! If you don’t include the Wonka Toffee
Surprise, which I don’t because, even though it’s amazing, it’s not really a
bar. It’s more of a ganache.
(CHARLIE sniffs the chocolate bar.)
I never thought I’d see one of these for real! Mmmmmm!
(CHARLIE sniffs again. WILLY takes the chocolate bar from Charlie and puts it
on the stand.)
WILLY WONKA: Hey! Kid! You sniff, you buy!
CHARLIE: My Grandpa Joe says Willy Wonka is the greatest Chocolatier who ever lived.
WILLY WONKA: Is that so?
CHARLIE: Don’t you agree?
WILLY WONKA: Well, I’d say he was certainly in the top one.
CHARLIE: Me too. And guess what—his factory is in this town! Up there on that hill... my
Grandpa Joe used to work there as a security guard. He told me all about it.
WILLY WONKA: So what happened to him?
CHARLIE: Grandpa Joe, he’s old now he’s been in bed for 45 years.
WILLY WONKA: Not him, Kid, Willy Wonka, what happened to Willy Wonka?
CHARLIE: You run a candy shop, do you really not know any of this...?
GRANDPA JOE AUDITION SIDE

GRANDPA JOE: Now look here! I know times are hard, but a birthday’s a birthday and a kid
ought to have a present on his birthday, oughtn’t he? ‘Specifically if that kid’s
Charlie.
MRS. BUCKET: Joe!
GRANDPA JOE: Now, as it happens, I’ve saved up quite a bit of money over the years.
(GRANDPA JOE brings a sock out from under his pillow.)
Seventy nine cents to be exact.
MRS. BUCKET: Joe, that money’s supposed to be for your funeral!
GRANDPA JOE: Oh stick me in the trash bag and put me out on a Tuesday, Josephine. I don’t
care about funerals. I just care about Charlie and I think he should have a
chance at a golden ticket.
CHARLIE: Wait, Grandpa Joe, my birthday’s not for twenty nine and a half days. All the
golden tickets could be gone by then!
GRANDPA JOE: Gone! What sort of spirit is that! Don’t you remember my story about hunting
rhinos in Africa?
CHARLIE: With Dr Livingston I presume!
GRANDPA JOE: That’s the one. Do you remember, what he told me? ‘Joe’, he said –
CHARLIE: ‘When the rhinos charge –
CHARLIE & GRANDPA JOE: Never waver
CHARLIE: Stand your ground! Let fate decide.’
GRANDPA JOE: He was a wise man, Dr Livingston.
JOSEPHINE: Whatever happened to him?
GRANDPA JOE: He was killed by a rhino. But that’s not the point. The point is Charlie…stand
your ground. If there’s a golden ticket out there with your name on it, it’ll find
you.
MRS. BUCKET AUDITION SIDE

MRS. BUCKET: Evening all.


(CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE Gasp! CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE try to hide
the accoutrements of the charades. SHE eyes them, suspicious. They act inno-
cent.)
Have you two been playing Willy Wonka again?
CHARLIE & GRANDPA JOE: No!
CHARLIE: Grandpa Joe was just helping me with my—
CHARLIE: History GRANDPA JOE: Geography
CHARLIE: Geography GRANDPA JOE: History
CHARLIE: History of geography!
GRANDPA JOE: I was sharing with Charlie the benefit of my extensive expertise.
(CHARLIE & GRANDPA JOE nod vigorously.)
MRS. BUCKET: I wouldn’t believe one word your Grandpa says, Charlie. He makes it all up.
GRANDPA JOE: All my stories are true.
MRS. BUCKET: True?
GRANDPA JOE: Every one of them would stand up in court.
MRS. BUCKET: You couldn’t stand up anywhere, Joe. You’ve been stuck up in that bed for forty
years.
GRANDPA JOE: I’m not stuck. I am merely awaiting my call to arms.
(GRANDPA JOE salutes)
MRS. BUCKET: Well, at least your arms work, I suppose. So you can use ‘em to peel the rotten
leaves off of that cabbage for me.
(MRS BUCKET chucks him the cabbage.)
It’s horrible. Charlie, wake up the others. It’s time to eat.
AUGUSTUS & MRS. GLOOP AUDITION SIDE

MRS. GLOOP: Mr. Wonka, Guten Tag!


(WILLY takes the ticket.)
WILLY WONKA: Wilkommen Frau Gloop delighted to meet you and this must be little Augus-
tus? Why he look so – healthy.
MRS. GLOOP: He’s my tiny little pickle!
AUGUSTUS: (AUGUSTUS waves a sausage) Hallo!
(WILLY hits Augustus’ hand) Ow!
WILLY WONKA: Pleased to meet you Augustus but I’m afraid I must confiscate your sausage.
(WILLY grabs Augustus’ sausage and throws it away.)
AUGUSTUS: But that’s my lunch!
WILLY WONKA: Any more contraband?
(WILLY scans Augustus with his cane. The cane beeps. WILLY pulls giants
salamis out of Augustus’ pocket.)
VERUCA & MR. SALT AUDITION SIDE

MR. SALT: Zdrastvooyte! Oleg Salt, from Novosibirsk. I run Salt Peanuts, Salt Cod, and
Salt Mines.
WILLY WONKA: That’s a lot of Salt, you should watch your blood pressure.
MR. SALT: And this is my wonderful daughter.
(WILLY checks their documents.)
WILLY WONKA: Dyspepsia?
VERUCA: Veruca!
WILLY WONKA: Angina?
VERUCA: Veruca!
WILLY WONKA: Diahorrea?
VERUCA: VERUCAAAA!
(MR. SALT cringes audibly at her cry.)
WILLY WONKA: I’m terribly sorry, I was checking your father’s medical records. Oleg, entre
nous. You really must take care of yourself.
(WILLY puts a stethoscope to Mr. Salt’s ears and checks himself.)
VERUCA: I’ll take care of YOU WONKA if you don’t focus on ME!
(WILLY gets out a large magnifying glass and peers at Veruca.)
WILLY WONKA: It’s a pleasure dear to have you here, where did you get that mink?
VERUCA: Are you for real?
VIOLET AND MR. BEAUREGARDE AUDITION SIDE

MR. BEAUREGARDE: Eugene Beauregarde – here’s my card.


WILLY WONKA: I’ll cherish it.
(WILLY shreds the card)
MR. BEAUREGARDE: (Take a picture) Smile!
VIOLET: Instagram it Daddy!
MR. BEAUREGARDE: And I guess you already know the Queen of Pop.
WILLY WONKA: Honoured to meet you Your Majesty, and what exactly is it that you do?
VIOLET: Do? I chew.
WILLY WONKA: Gesundheit.
(VIOLET shows WILLY her gum.)
VIOLET: Same gum for the last three years!
WILLY WONKA: Well congratulations. I must drop by. But you can’t bring gum in here.
VIOLET: Why not?
WILLY WONKA: Because it’s disgusting.
(WILLY pulls the gum from her and tries to throw it away. He sticks it under his
desk.)
MIKE & MRS. TEAVEE AUDITION SIDE

MIKE: Hey Wonka, if you can put chocolate on TV, can you do it with a person too?
WILLY WONKA: I suppose I could but there might be some technical issues.
MIKE: (MIKE grabs the remote.) I’m doing it.
MRS. TEAVEE: Mikey, what are you doing?
WILLY WONKA: (Sarcastic.) Mike no! Stop!
MIKE: I’m not just gonna be on TV, I’m gonna be IN TV!
MRS. TEAVEE: Michael come down here now.
(MIKE jumps into the pod)
MIKE: Welcome to the Mike Teavee TV Show!
(MIKE points the remote at his own head. Presses go. A loud bang!)
MRS. TEAVEE: Oh my God, Wonka—He’s gone!
WILLY WONKA: No he hasn’t gone Mrs. Teavee. He’s all around us now in billions and billions
of tiny microscopic particles. He should be on channel 209. Channel 209.
209. Interesting... (into speaking tube) Oompas, we’ve lost him. We’re going to
need more screens.
MRS. TEAVEE: More screens? That’s the last thing Mikey needs.
JOSEPHINE, GEORGINA & GEORGE AUDITION SIDE

JOSEPHINE & GEORGINA: (JOSEPHINE & GEORGINA are shaken awake by the noise of the dinner
bell.) Aaaah!
CHARLIE: Dinner!
JOSEPHINE & GEORGINA: Oh. Lovely.
GEORGE: (GEORGE wakes up.) Oh God, are we still here?
CHARLIE: Put your bibs on everyone. It’s dinner time.
(As HE passes out the bibs)
Grandpa Joe. Grandma Josephine. Grandma Georgina. Grandpa George.
JOSEPHINE: What is for dinner tonight, my dear?
MRS. BUCKET: Cabbage surprise.
JOSEPHINE: Didn’t we have that last night?
GRANDPA JOE, MRS. BUCKET, CHARLIE & GEORGE: That’s the surprise!
GEORGINA: I don’t mind cabbage but you know it makes me gassy.
GEORGE: Somebody kill me.
MRS. BUCKET: Pass the soup Charlie.
(The wind blows through the rickety shack. MRS. BUCKET shivers.)
GEORGINA: It’s cold.
CHARLIE: (Passing soup to Georgina) Here you are.
JOSEPHINE: Winter’s coming.
MRS. BUCKET: I’ll light the stove.
GEORGE: There’s no wood.
MRS. BUCKET: I found an old chair leg on the garbage dump.
GRANDPA JOE: A chair leg. See, we’ll be warm as toast.
MRS. BUCKET: For tonight at least.
(All GRANDPARENTS sigh.)
JERRY & CHERRY AUDITION SIDE

JERRY: Oh Wonka! What chocolate whirlwinds have you unleashed upon the world?
Crazed children lust for sugar!
CHERRY: Greedy adults are beguiled by gold!
JERRY: It’s not so much an apocalypse as...
CHERRY: An A-choc-alypse.
JERRY: As the nation is gripped by a desperate hunt for chocolate, the world asks—
Upon whose infant brow will dame fate place her final golden kiss?
CHERRY: I’m Cherry Sunday.
JERRY: And I’m Jerry Jubilee, for “Chocolate Tonight” saying…
CHERRY & JERRY: “Stay safe out there”.
CHERRY: It’s nice to be able to touch you.
JERRY: We’re still live, Cherry.
CHERRY: Ah.
MRS. GREEN AUDITION SIDE

MRS. GREEN: Vegetables! Second hand vegetables! Get your vintage vegetables here!
(MRS. GREEN passes by pushing her cart.)
CHARLIE: Half a cabbage please, Mrs. Green.
MRS. GREEN: That’ll be seven cents, Bucket.
CHARLIE: Seven? It’s normally five.
MRS. GREEN: Prices went up. You can have a rotten one for 5.
(CHARLIE gives her five cents in exchange for the cabbage.)
CHARLIE: Yuck!
(CHARLIE finds a small snail.)
MRS. GREEN: You get the snail for free.
CHARLIE: Thank you Mrs. Green.
MRS. GREEN: Oh, and Bucket, tell your mom you’re going to need more money next week.
CHARLIE: I will.
MRS. GREEN: (MRS. GREEN goes off.) Vegetables! Antique vegetables! Get your pre-loved veg-
etable here.
LEAD CHARACTER
SECOND
AUDITION SONG
LEAD CHARACTER AUDITION SONG CUTS
WILLY WONKA—IT MUST BE BELIEVED (3:18-End of Track)

YOUR LIFE’S ABOUT TO CHANGE NOW


SO DON’T GET LEFT BEHIND
DO THINGS APPEAR QUITE STRANGE NOW?
IMAGINE THE WONDERS YOU’LL FIND
BEYOND THIS DOOR IS CHOCOLATE!
SO TASTY, IT’S OBSCENE!
SO FOLLOW ME, AND I GUARANTEE…
THAT THIS WORLD I’VE CONCEIVED
AND ALL I’VE ACHIEVED –
IT MUST BE BELIEVED TO BE SEEN!

CHARLIE BUCKET—WILLY WONKA (2:09 – End of Track)

AND SO, IT’S BEEN DECADES AND WONKA’S GROWN OLD


LIKE I TOLD YOU, IT’S LIKE HE WAS DEAD!
THEN I SAW THIS SHOP AND THEN LO AND BEHOLD
THE EXPLOSION YOU HEARD WAS MY HEAD!
WILLY WONKA! WILLY WONKA!
OH THE JOY SINCE I’VE LEARNED
HIS CHOCOLATE’S RETURNED!
NOW I’M WISHING – ON MY DAD’S LUCKY STAR
TO SOMEDAY BE ABLE – TO BUY ONE BAR!

GRANDPA JOE—I’VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET/GRANDPA JOE (3:28-End of Track)

I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE


DANCING ABOUT FOR ALL TO SEE
'CAUSE THEY ALL THOUGHT I WAS BETTER OFF DEAD
BUT I GOT OUT OF BED
WE'D NEVER DREAMED THAT WE'D APPEAR
OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY
BUT NEVERTHELESS, IT'S THERE THAT WE'RE SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
(OH, CHARLIE, YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO PROUD)
WE'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE OUR WAY
AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET, IT'S A GOLDEN DAY
LEAD CHARACTER AUDITION SONG CUTS
MRS. BUCKET—IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE (Start of Track-1:18)

IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE


HE WOULD SAY “THAT ONE’S MARS.”
HE WOULD HANG YOU TO THE MOON
AND THEN HE’LL BOTTLE THE STARS.
I WOULD SAY BRUSH YOUR TEETH,
IS THAT DIRT BEHIND YOUR EAR?
BUT YOU’D BE DREAMING
IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE.
IF YOUR FATHER WRE HERE
YOU WOULD NOT BE IN BED;
YOU’D BE ACTING OUT THE STORIES
FROM THE BOOKS THAT YOU’VE READ.
HE’D BE WALKING THE PLANK OF
CHARLIE BUCKET, BUCCANEER.
YOU’D BE SAILING
IF YOUR FATHER WERE HERE.

MR. SALT & VERUCA – WHEN VERUCA SAYS (1:11 TO END OF TRACK)

WHEN VERUCA SAYS “BUY!”


IT'S LIKE A BATTLE CRY!
FOR WHEN VERUCA SAYS “MINE!”
WELL, I’VE JELLY FOR A SPINE
AND IF VERUCA SAID “PLEASE?”
I’D KNOW IT WAS A TEASE
BEFORE A “MORE!” A “NOW!”
AN “OUT!” A “MINE!”
A “FETCH!”, A “BUY!”
AND WHEN SHE FIN'LLY
FALLS A SLEEP
WE'LL PRAY AND SAY AMEN
TILL TOMORROW WHEN IT ALL BEGINS
AGAIN!!
LEAD CHARACTER AUDITION SONG CUTS

AUGUSTUS – MORE OF HIM MRS. GLOOP – MORE OF HIM


(1:13 TO 1:45) (START OF TRACK TO 0:36)

SO THIS MORNING I WAS EATING OH, WHEN I WAS JUST A GIRL


WHEN SUCH HUNGER DID ATTACK I USED TO DREAM OF A MATE
AND FIFTY WONKA BARS WERE WAITING WHO WOULD BRING ME LOTS OF SWEETS
FOR A NICE MID-MORNING SNACK AND PUT SOME SAUSAGE ON MY PLATE
BUT THE TASTE WAS KINDA DIFFERENT MR. GLOOP WAS QUITE A MEAL
LIKE A BRATWURST THREE DAYS OLD BUT NOW HE SEEMS JUST LIKE A CRUMB
SO I SPIT IT OUT AND SAW I HAD STRUCK GOLD! ‘CAUSE IT TURNS OUT
NOW I’M THE PERFECT TICKET WINNER THAT DESSERT WAS YET TO COME
FOR ON CHOCOLATE I DID TEETHE SO WE WERE WED IN MEIN MAGEN
I’M EXCITED BUT KEEP EATING SOMETHING BIG BEGAN TO BLOOM
‘CAUSE I ONLY STOP TO BREATHE AND MY LIVER AND MY KIDNEY
AND A LIFETIME FULL OF CHOCOLATES HAD TO VACATE TO MAKE ROOM
A GESUNDHEIT FROM ABOVE THEN THE BLESSED DAY ARRIVED
AND THERE’LL BE MORE, MORE, MORE AND OUT HE ROLLED SO ROUND AND SWEET
OF ME TO LOVE UND THE FIRST WORDS THAT HE UTTERED
WERE LET’S EAT
LEAD CHARACTER AUDITION SONG CUTS

VIOLET – QUEEN OF POP MR.BEAUREGARDE – QUEEN OF POP


(1:44 TO END OF TRACK) (1:21 TO 1:44)

MY DADDY HEARD ABOUT A PRIZE BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF POP


THAT WAS SURELY WORTH PURSUING FIRST TAKE BUBBLE GUM
PUT A WONKA BAR BEFORE MY EYES THEN YA POP IT IN AND YA CHEW IT
AND SAID “COMMENCE TO CHEWING” ALL OTHERS WILL SUCCUMB
MY DADDY KNEW I HAD THE SKILLS WHEN THE MIGHTY JAWS GO TO IT
TO GET MY GRILL A-GOING EACH AND EVERY DAY
I CHEWED AWAY THE WRAPPER TILL THOSE GUMS JUST KEEP ON GROOVIN’
THERE WAS A GOLDEN TICKET SHOWIN’ TRUE SHE DON’T GOT MUCH TO SAY
SO LET ME LIFT MY TROPHY BUT STILL HER MOUTH KEEPS MOVIN’!
AND THEN I’M GONNA LET THIS MIC DROP
AND THEN I’M GONNA THANK BAZOOKA
AND TELL THAT STUPID GIRL VERUCA
HER DADDY MANY OWN THE SHOP
BUT A PRINCESS AIN’T NO MATCH
FOR THE QUEEN OF POP!
OOH, THE QUEEN OF POP NOW
OH, THEY’LL NEVER STOP NOW
YES, SHE’S MET HER MATCH
IN THE QUEEN OF POP!
LEAD CHARACTER AUDITION SONG CUTS

MIKE – WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG MRS. TEAVEE – WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO
(1:11 TO 1:39) WRONG
(START OF TRACK TO 0:34)
WRONG! WRONG! LOCK HER AWAY!
MIKE TEAVEE IS CHANGING UP THE U.S.A. HERE IN THE BOSOM OF AMERICA
I HACKED A GOLDEN TICKET, THAT’S HOW I WE LOVE THE THINGS THAT
WON MAKE OUR COUNTRY STRONG
YOU GOTTA BREAK RULES TO GET THE JOB WE GIVE OUR LITTLE SONS
DONE LOTS OF LOVE AND LOTS OF GUNS
I DON’T NEED TO GO OUTSIDE TO BE WHAT I’LL SO WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
BE HERE IN THE BOSOM OF AMERICA
REALITY IS SOMETHING I CAN GET FROM TV WE SIT AT OUR COMPUTER ALL NIGHT LONG
AMERICA GET READY FOR MY CYBER ATTACK WE POUR OURSELVES A DRINK
MIKE TEAVEE IS WINNING AND THEN WE TWEET BEFORE WE THINK
THERE’S NO GOING BACK! OH, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
LEAD CHARACTER AUDITION SONG CUTS

GRANDMA GEORGINA, GRANDPA GEORGE, GRANDMA JOSEPHINE, CHERRY, JERRY, AND MRS.
GREEN - THE OOMPA LOOMPA SONG/AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP
(0:43 TO 1:24)

CUT, DICE, MINCE, SLICE


TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE
CHURN, CHOP, POUND, POP
TIME TO MAKE THE FUDGE
SNAP, SNIP, WHISK, WHIP
LET YOUR STOMACH BE THE JUDGE
BOIL, BEAT
HEY, TURN UP THE HEAT!
‘CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES FUDGE!

AUF WIEDERSEHEN AUGUSTUS GLOOP


IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
YOU GREAT BIG GREEDY NINCOMPOOP
IT’S TIME TO FUDGIFY
YOU NEVER TRIED TO MAKE A FRIEND
BUT NOW WE’LL HAVE SOME FUN
FOR THOUGH YOUR TOUR IS AT AN END
OUR JOY HAS JUST BEGUN!

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