Ok but picture a drunk geralt coming across a mini pony and chasing it around the field trying to steal it

Jaskier also drunk in the field crying about how he must have gotten cursed to be a giant because look at how small roach is!

She's behind jaskier and is holding him up by his doublet with her teeth

Omg your tags! 😂😂😂

Reminds me of the time mom trespassed on a llama farm

👀 go on...

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

Damn it Jaskier, not again

Ok but picture a drunk geralt coming across a mini pony and chasing it around the field trying to steal it

Jaskier also drunk in the field crying about how he must have gotten cursed to be a giant because look at how small roach is!

She's behind jaskier and is holding him up by his doublet with her teeth

Jaskier *sobbing* “Don’t worry girl, w-we’ll *hic* get you fixed soon as we find Yanni..no.. Yennifurr-no-uhm-Yennifurgi fuck it, the witch, I promise.”

*tries to pet the pony to comfort it and gets snapped at for his trouble*

Jaskier *positively bawling now* “That’s how I know it’s you Roach, I’m so sorry~~~”

Geralt, internally: lil’roach must be mine

He steals the mini roach and crafts a "baby carrier" for her

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Unfortunately, Jaskier has some dyslexia and read that backwards first and hasn’t changed his mind on hugging Geralt since.

Sgurd ton sguh?

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass

What is happening in that gif at all?

She's shoplifting a pool noodle. (It's in her bum)

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass

theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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Unfortunately, Jaskier has some dyslexia and read that backwards first and hasn’t changed his mind on hugging Geralt since.

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace

Papa vesemir: (trying to hint at the pups to leave him to his relaxation): do you mind?

Jaskier: I don't mind. *turns to geralt* Do you mind?

Geralt: I don't mind either. *turns to eskel* Do you mind?

Eskel: I don't mind either. *turns to lambert* Do you mind?

Lambert: I don't mind either.*turns to aiden* Do you mind?

Aiden: I don't mind either.*turns to coen* Do you mind?

Coen: I don't mind either.

Jaskier: yeah we don't mind

Papa vesemir: Just get out

Roach whinnies from the stables.

She minds.

Lil’ Bleater doesn’t, she’s use to being a nanny to the boys. 🐐

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @catscraftsandcommentary @fandom-junk-drawer @random-apollo-child @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

Ok but picture a drunk geralt coming across a mini pony and chasing it around the field trying to steal it

Jaskier also drunk in the field crying about how he must have gotten cursed to be a giant because look at how small roach is!

She's behind jaskier and is holding him up by his doublet with her teeth

Omg your tags! 😂😂😂

@catscraftsandcommentary @0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @awitcheress @fandom-junk-drawer @thequeeninyellowlace @random-apollo-child

@catscraftsandcommentary @help-help-i-need-an-adult @0dde11eth @fandom-junk-drawer @thequeeninyellowlace @awitcheress

(Ciri be like)