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jewel - she/her - 18+ only feel like pure shit just want a vernon x 100 gecs collab. svt mlist. | bts mlist.

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hi! i'm jewel (formerly ugh-yoongi). this is an 18+ space in which you will primarily find bts and seventeen content, as well as ateez, the boyz, and various other k-pop groups. i am nice and you should be, too. that said, this blog does not accept: minors, racism, homophobia, sexism, transphobia, zionism, solo stans (both for groups and individual idols), and any other hateful behavior. i block any blog that looks like a bot.

about me she/her. '91 liner. bi demisexual. libra sun, aries moon, cancer rising. infp. i like k-pop, cats, sports (baseball, hockey, formula 1), and early-mid 2000s emo. kim seokjin is my ult bias. you can probably find me somewhere being feral over choi seungcheol.

updates corner how to cancel your faustian bargain — feat. wen junhui, 22k words; lawyer au / crack, fluff, smut. posted feb 28th, 2025.

begging for the next — feat. joshua hong, 6k words; strangers to fwb, secret lovers, pwp au / smut, fluff. posted mar 12th, 2025.

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kim namjoon fanfics: recent readings recommendations 💌

thank you thank you thank you authors <3 love you guys 💌💗🫶🏻

🌟 The holiday pretense by @mortallydeepestobservation (genre: fake-dating, friends to lovers/roommates to lovers au; crack, smut, fluff | ongoing)

summary: Namjoon has never been a fan of the holidays. In fact, he could list more things that sucked about ‘The most wonderful time of the year’, than things that brought him joy. Yet, beneath his cynicism, a flicker of hope appeared this year, as the faint scent of homesickness hung in the air. Unfortunately, there’s one tiny little thing that keeps him from calling home- his lack of a girlfriend. But fear not; this holiday season, Namjoon’s smart mouth gets him in a situation where he has no choice but to approach you- his longtime friend and roommate- with an unexpected request

🌟 i need to touch you by @musicloverxoxo7 (genre: smut with a bit of plot | husband!joon x reader | completed)

summary: After a fight you and Namjoon haven’t spoken to each other in a day. You also haven’t allowed him to touch you. He’s had enough now.

🌟bts halloween party - king and queen by @musicloverxoxo7 (genre: smut) | completed

summary: At the party, Namjoon makes you feel hot. He walks you home, thinking you are unwell. Will you take the chance and finally jump him?

🌟 we have time by @souryoong (genre: smut) | boyfriend!joon x reader | completed

summary: you and namjoon get in a quick fuck before Taehyung comes over.

🌟 heart got teeth by @100vern (genre: pwp; smut, angst, enemies to fwb to lovers (kinda) | completed

summary: the one where namjoon meets his match and isn’t quite sure how to handle you.

🌟 The Boyfriend Experience by @shina913 | Genre: sex!work_AU; smut; PWP | Pairing: Escort!Namjoon x Fem!Reader | completed

summary: It felt very similar to an actual date, as if we’d come back to my place after a dating app meet-up – except the part about me slipping him cash in an envelope, of course. The intimacy happened naturally. He didn’t ask me for directions on how to turn me on, I just let him do his thing. 

🌟Empty Box by @moni-logues | Genre: angst, friends-to-almost-lovers? | completed

summary: No matter what you do, no matter what he does, you can't not love Namjoon. His girlfriend can't stop it, his baby, a thousand miles between you, your fiancé. Nothing makes it any less painful. Nothing makes it go away and nothing can give you the happily ever after you both want.

🌟Take It Off by @jjungkookislife | pairing: namjoon x f. reader | prompt completed

prompt smut - 28 - "This is why I get off to you every night by myself."
prompt fluff - 30 - "Are those my clothes?"

🌟nice try, nerd by @jungshookz | librarian!namjoon | completed

🌟out of reach by @liveyun | pairing. kim namjoon x gn ghost!reader | genre. paranormal, angst | completed

🌟Falling for My Tutor by @hufflepuffwriter1995 | Tutor!Namjoon x Popular!Reader | completed

🌟trivia love by @luxekook | pairing: kim namjoon x reader | genre: non-idol au with fluff and smut | completed

summary: in which the reader and namjoon become ridiculously attracted to each other over weekly late night trivia sessions

🌟let’s be friends by @bangtanloverboys | pairing - frat boy/stoner!namjoon x party girl!reader | completed

summary: you’re cute, he’s cute; you’re both a bit bored, why don’t you make out with your new friend?

🌟Dirty Thoughts: A Dirty Shorts Fic by @mytaegiheart | Prompt: “How am I supposed to concentrate when I am having the most unholy scenarios about you and me in my head?” | completed

summary: You and Namjoon have been married for 6 years, and to keep your relationship spicy, you like to send him naughty pics via text message that end up distracting him from working and causing him no end of embarrassment to his bandmates.

🌟Drabble by @champagneher | boyfriend!namjoon | completed

summary: YOUR BOYFRIEND KEEPS ASKING STRANGE EXISTENTIAL -OR WAY TOO DEEP FOR 1AM- QUESTIONS AND YOU JUST WANT TO SLEEP.

🌟Naked by @muniimyg | (new) established relationship | non-idol au | fluff, crack, and smut | completed

summary: in which nam joon takes any and every opportunity to see you naked

🌟 Ramen? by @solarwonux | pairing: college!Namjoon x f!reader | genre: 18+, smut, fluff, humor | completed

summary: He read all the signs wrong, but in his defense, according to Jungkook asking someone up for ramen is basically code for sex. Right? 

unfortunately i think my gastro was right and i need to go gluten free. had no gluten today and also no bloating or rosacea 🥴

fucking kill me

sorry to all the hansol truthers out there. i typed his government name once in this fic and had a visceral reaction so he’s just vernon. it’s bad enough i also have to call him soonyoung instead of hoshi in the same fic.

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applied for a job on a whim thinking it'd be the same thing as always and disappear into the ether but much to my horror they reached out and i have a phone interview in an hour and have to convince them to let me work remotely bc i refuse to do hybrid in new york city

much to my continued horror i have a second interview tomorrow 🥴

actually i dont make art for myself. i make art so that i can see “#OUGH” and “#AUGHW” and “#WAAAH” in my notifications

i finally cleaned up my fic rec tag and moved any rec lists i've been included on to a separate tag, which is now #rec inclusion !!

i've put a link to it in my pinned navi post. this makes things a lot cleaner and less intimidating for me to eventually further organize my fic recs between bts and seventeen.

... which i will do. eventually. :')

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