Thinking about Eddie Brock trying to tell someone about Venom, but they’ve got a dissociation disorder, so he’s all “yeah I’ve got this… thing in my head.” And they’re like, “dude, me too! Man, yours is called Venom? I wish my alters had cool names :((((“

Or they hear him talking to himself and they’re like “oh do you have DID? What’s your alter saying? Mine won’t stop arguing about what we should’ve said to our ex five years ago.”

Idk I think that’d be funny.

OR WITH A SCHIZOPHRENIC READER??

They'd see him talking to himself and be like "I know what you are"🤨🤝

And chances are if they met venom, they probably would be like "damn I need to up my meds"😭

(Projecting)

You’re literally reading my mind (dw I’m projecting too)

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

An Ode to a Coat (Matt Murdock x F!Reader fic, 18+ Only)🔥

All of this is almost entirely inspired by Matt's black coat on the set photos of Born Again which has had me ready to chew drywall and froth at the mouth. This was only encouraged by @wonderlandmind4 and I figured why the fuck not! Set during Born Again obviously, and I've written this so it can be seen as either TRT's Reader or just a general AFAB, F!Reader.

Rating: Explicit cause holy shit this one's obscene Wordcount: 7,573 Pairing: Matt Murdock x F!Reader Warnings: HERE WE GO. Smut, hard smut, outdoor sex, semi-public sex, alley sex, thigh riding, Dom!Matt Murdock, Sub!Reader, hand jobs, finger-sucking, Dom!Matt's absolutely filthy mouth, Dom!Matt being a little condescending and mean but it's all consensual, almost getting caught, PWP, alcohol Fic Preview:

Read Me On AO3 If You'd Prefer Smut below the cut because I am not responsible for what I write when this man's dressing like this:

Fucking *feral* about this.

Me when I’ve accidentally been reblogging posts here instead of on my main acct

Posted this and then KEPT DOING IT FUCK ME

Well fucks? Get to it!

my uk peeps? sign this pls

you’ve heard of “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” now get ready for “you can’t kill me in a way that will bring you satisfaction”

but i Can kill you in a way that makes me look really hot. have you even considered that. huh

i fully support my friends killing me in a way that makes them look really hot, you have my blessing peach

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

PSA THAT J.K. ROWLING IS A TRANSPHOBIC POS AND I DO NOT ENDORSE HER OR ANY OF HER OPINIONS

Thinking about young!Snape who hangs out with you all the time, but insists he hates you.

Young!Snape who tells Lily he has no other friends and is appalled that she mentions you. You are not his friend.

Young!Snape who bitches about this to you, “Can you believe it? She called us friends! Us!” even as you settle in the grass next to him.

You reassure him, of course. “What a ridiculous notion.”

Young!Snape who continues to complain, even as you kiss him.

“You’re impossible,” he mutters, pressing his lips to yours, “infuriating.”

“Annoying,” you add, nipping at his bottom lip.

“The most annoying.” He agrees, his tongue sweeping into your mouth.

Young!Snape who would rather die than admit how much he likes you.

Hes back! The Tom girlies (gn) are thriving

I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.

Hey, thanks for making this!  I’ve never struggled with what to put in tags on my fic, but I’ve never been systematic about it, either–I just kind of put whatever.

The categories seem like a really useful way to think about it–not every fic will necessarily have something for each category, but it’s a good framework for either thinking of things to put, or making sure you don’t skip things that would be good to put.  

Image description: Tags are Tricky…a quick and dirty guide

1 Canon How does it relate to canon? Alternative Universe Canon Compliant Canon Divergence Crossover Fix-it-Fic Future Fic Missing Scenes & Codas Pre-canon/Backstory

2 Format Is it something other than a story? 5+1 Things Art Dialogue-Only Epistolary Online & Social Media Podfic Poetry Songfic Texting

3 Tone How does it make you feel? Angst Crack Fluff Humor Hurt/Comfort Smut and PWP Whump

4 Relationship Describe the relationship Platonic Coming Out, Families, Friendship, Siblings Getting Together Amnesia, Body Swap, Childhood Friends, Different First Meeting, Drunken Confessions, Enemies to Lovers, Fake Dating, Flirting, Friends to Lovers, Huddling for Warmth, Meet-Cute, Miscommunication, Road Trips, Roommates, Sharing a Bed, Slow Burn, Strangers to Lovers, Trapped in Elevator PG-13 Cuddling, First Kiss, Kissing and Making out Sexy Times ABO, Dirty Talk, First Time, Kink, Roleplay, Sex Pollen, Sexting and Phone Sex, Voyeurism Commitment Arranged Marriage, Established Relationship, Honeymoons, Infidelity, Jealousy, Kid Fic, Long Distance Relationship, Pregnancy, Weddings & Proposals

5 Theme What is the theme? Activities and Interests Baking and Cooking, Camping, Celebrations, Crafts and Hobbies, Drinking or Getting High, Fashion, Holidays, Pets, Piercings and Tattoos, Religion, Sports, Theater and Dance, Yoga Adaptions Fairy Tales, Historical, Reality Show, TV/Movie/Book/Adaption Character Driven Anxiety and Mental Health, Introspection, Queer Themes Jobs Artist, Celebrities, Crimes and Suspense, Firefighters, Lifeguards, Media and Journalism, Medical, Military, Musiscians, Pilots, Retails, Royality, Teachers Other worldly Apocalypse, Faries, Ghosts, Magic and Fantasy, Parallel Universe, Sci-fi, Shapeshifters, Superheros, Supernatural, Tentacles, Time Travle, Vampires, Witches, Zombies Places Bookstores & Libaries, Coffee Shops & Restaurants, College, Flower Shops, High School, Summer Camp, Wineries

Note: These are examples, not a definitive list, but I hope the categories are useful" end Image description

Tag your fics! It’s how we find most of them…

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