Writing Prompt #8

Two characters fight over the same ex in high school/college/uni, and bump into each other years later. 

They live in the same town/city, and slowly become friends after they realise how similar they are. Then the mutual pining begins.

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

he was just very real about it