being cast out of heaven all by yourself, handsome?

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

"Tumblr guide" is like saying "Pandoras box guide"

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

I've started a charity to raise money for confused or exasperated cowboys. Please consider donating to the What In Foundation

It's tough pretending to be normal

sorry i got a boner when you gave me a high five i just havent had anybody want me around in a long time

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

Dudes rock

what if it was called radioDEAD and everyone DIED.

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

jerkin it unethical style

crankin it dishonourably

Tugging it in a dastardly manner.

Blivio, my favorite Elder Scrolls game

Bolivia, a country in South America next to Peru

Queer person kick.